The Bridge

Unionhawk

00:02

Ugh I should have driven this is awful

Number 1 in the state vs number 5 in the city

Weeeeeeeee're going to lose

We're also number 4 (of 4) in our direct league

This is some atrocious football play

user15026

Listening to opening night local junior hockey whole waking home in capris and a tshirt feels a little weird

GodEmperorDune

00:18

I dunno how y'all Canadians don't have permanently frozen limbs

user15026

It's 24C right now

user15026

Remember, I am just about as south as Canada gets

Unionhawk

42C?

user15026

Sorry, it's hard for me to type and walk

user15026

But yeah, it's warm out

Unionhawk

00:21

This is fair

Apparently two of our guys were ready to start a fist fight in the bathroom >_>

ToxicFrog

It's stupid, awful warm :(

Unionhawk

Good to know this place has garbageified since I left

user15026

@Unionhawk sounds...fun?

user15026

@ToxicFrog yeah, we are under a heat warning all weekend

Dragonrage

wut is this

i have a hopper feeding into a chest

Unionhawk

00:24

It's certainly a thing

Dragonrage

i put stuff in the hopper and they disapear

and they are not in the chest

Unionhawk

The Illuminati is stealing your items

Avery

oh my

RS3 is beautiful

quartata

@Dragonrage are you sure it's pointing in the right direction

Dragonrage

yes

Avery

00:26

/me only played darkscape

Dragonrage

wait it works if i place the hopper ontop of the chest, but not if it is beside the chest

quartata

is it a double chest

Dragonrage

oh, uh never mind

i figured it out

i may or may not have had another hopper under said chest

quartata

hahaha

Dragonrage

does bedrock function the same way stone does in relation to redstone?

Unionhawk

00:42

Yes

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Xbox One game updates make all games unplayable

Recently my Xbox One has been playing up, whenever a game update begins on the console, all games located on the external and internal hardrive, become unplayable. When I attempt to launch a game when one is updating I get told it took too long to start. I have the Xbox set to automatically upd...

Yuuki

> Poliovirus kills off cancer cells, stops tumor regrowth - Scientists modified poliovirus to attack malignant cells, triggering the release of antigens from the tumor, therefore setting off an immune attack by the body against them

> "So far HIV, Herpes, Measles, Zika and now Polio have all been modified to treat cancer. It's like they're assembling some kind of anti-cancer Suicide Squad."

StrixVaria

I have a small panic attack every time I have to refill the pitcher with beer.

Unionhawk

OH

Fun story time

Related to a thing that just happened in the game

We (the band) were about to play jaws or some shit

The drum major (my then girlfriend) was starting the count when I noticed an injury on the field

And if there's one rule in anything ever is you don't play the fucking jaws theme while there's an injured player

So I waved her down and she turned around and stopped but the director got pissed at me

And I'm just like "OPEN YOUR EYES I CAN NOT ALLOW US TO LOOK LIKE MORONS"

And that's the story of how @uni saved Christmas

Or whatever

Dragonrage

01:00

There. Got a working slime farm with an item elevator up.

user15026

@Unionhawk nicely done because yeah that's a bad time for JAWS

Yuuki

Hmm... Beerio Kart tonight or not?

Dragonrage

@Ash what about taps? I had to stop one band member who would always play taps when someone got injured.

Yuuki

@Dragonrage Woooooow.

That sounds like typical insensitively edgy teenage humor.

user15026

yeeeeeeah

Dragonrage

01:03

He would play it quietly, but people nearby could still hear him. So yea.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Yeah, I finished it back in... September of 2016.

Tim Stone

Hmmmm

Unionhawk

Idk if this is this is fine but apparently some of these kids are Jones fans?

I also don't know how many layers of irony they're on

GodEmperorDune

01:35

@Unionhawk is that a new supplement he's hawking?

Also @ash I just rewatched san junipero, so many feels, so good

Hint hint :p

The Mattbat999

01:51

3 followers... yaaaaaay!

@Unionhawk good story...

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Riiiight, I need to watch that because yay queer people love story

The Mattbat999

Crap we are losing 7 to 6.

Wipqozn

02:18

@Fluttershy how'd you like it? I'm sure I asked before, but can't remember.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn I enjoyed it. It was a bit of a drag getting through the middle of the series, but overall it was really good.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy cool. Might finally give it a shot next year.

Private Pansy

TVアニメ「カードキャプターさくら　クリアカード編」公式PV

►

Neat, there's a Cardcaptor Sakura sequel in 2018

Also, Jaden Smith made an anime that's on Netflix. It's about as terrible as you'd expect.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn You should!

Frank

02:39

There's an anime going on right now where Stan Lee is the supervillain

Its neat; he does some of the voicework for the next episode teaser.

Private Pansy

twitter.com/jupenur/status/911286403434246144

Hmmm?

The Mattbat999

02:55

We lost 13 to 6!

user15026

We lost 5 to 3!

user15026

An inauspicious start to the hockey season, but oh well

The Mattbat999

@Ash We lost in football

user15026

Majior Junior hockey

cazc_941

People On The Street Literally Call Me Batman And Its So Amazing.

Tweeted by officialjaden on July 14, 2017 at 6:28 AM

The Mattbat999

03:12

@cazc_941 cool

cazc_941

@TheMattbat999 jaden smith's tweets are crazy

The Mattbat999

@cazc_941 I am better than BatMan, though

Weird crap happenes in the dark. Like nightmares, dreams, dankness, extreme phone use, romance, dark Snapchats, dankness, snakes shooting hawks, more dankness, weird football chants, dankness, and more dankness.

user15026

03:58

My office has a groundhog who regularly comes by for snacks. Today it was someone's birthday https://t.co/VtsfRlR4KT

Tweeted by landpsychology on September 23, 2017 at 3:51 AM

Unionhawk

04:18

Holy shit my dude use the bookmark feature whoever you are, starrer

I'd fix it but mobile and midnight

user15026

Hm?

user15026

Oh, I see

user15026

There we go

Dragonrage

Yay. Go ash \o/

user15026

I can be useful sometimes ;)

Dragonrage

04:25

I feel like that should say most times :)

user15026

From a review of the ridiculous hacker book: "The author went to great length to write an authentic hacker novel. Learning coding, and interviewing hackers were only some of the obvious research she undertook. All of this was palpable while reading King of Code."

user15026

Are we reading the same book? O.o

user15026

Oh, now she's finally giving him what he needs to get his site back, apparently it's 4 steps, step 1 was a hexadecimal string that they typed....somewhere in the....whatever it is she hacked

user15026

Apparently this unlocked the bootloader

user15026

now they have to wait for the next thing she gives them

user15026

04:34

I suspect she will try to get more sex tips from him because thats what made her give him the first bit

Dragonrage

I'm pretty sure no one ever does a good job depicting hackers/programmers

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk hue

user15026

I've read enough romances that try to have gamers/hackers/tech types in to say that yeaaaah, they don't

user15026

because they forget to make them people, they just go "I CAN USE ALL THE TECHIE BUZZWORDS"....even if they can't

GodEmperorDune

@Ash not actual sex but like pointers from cosmo?

Dragonrage

04:38

The worst was I think NCIS where they had two people typing on the same keyboard so they could counterhack faster than the hacker was hacking

I think you can find the clip on YouTube if you search two idiots one keyboard.

user15026

@Dragonrage I've seen that, its bad

GodEmperorDune

@Ash ehhhh, william gibson wrote neuromancer while not knowing how to code and not really diving into hacker culture and he seems to get it a lot better than most

user15026

@GodEmperorDune nope, she got him to have actual sex with her

user15026

becauyse she wants to "learn"

GodEmperorDune

@Ash waaaaaaaaaaaat

user15026

04:39

oh yeah this book is a hooooot mess

GodEmperorDune

i am fairly sure that there are tons of men on the internet who would be happy to teach her how to sex without any sort of hacking whatsoever

user15026

they keep saying her eyes are "polychrome" which I know is supposed to mean that they're not just one colour but many but like...eyeballs don't really work that way and 90 percent of people don't look at someone that closely

user15026

@GodEmperorDune he mentioned that, she said that wasn't what she was looking for

GodEmperorDune

@Ash not like heterochromia?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune see, I don't think so

Dragonrage

04:42

Step one: hack someone you think is attractive and blackmail them for sex. Step two: write a terrible book about it. Step 3: profit?

user15026

Although since I don't know what colour her eyes are at all because they just get called polychrome every time....

user15026

who knows!

GodEmperorDune

my headcanon shall be that she has literal rainbows for eyes

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune I don't think that is possible.

user15026

@Dragonrage It's a romance novel, there are no rules apparently

GodEmperorDune

04:44

@Dragonrage nor is hacking someone for sex tips

Dragonrage

Afaik the only "colors" your eyes can be are amber, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel, or red

@Ash ah. I didn't know about this

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage but the hax

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune suspension of disbelief though.

Oh I didn't realize she also hacked her DNA for gene manipulation

user15026

@Dragonrage okay, in a decent romance novel there are rules but this one is kinda its own chaos pit

user15026

oh, apparently he's not the only one who's going to assume the hacker could not possibly be a lady

user15026

04:51

now this random superhacker dude who is helping him by keeping an eye on his office and stuff is insisting its a dude

user15026

(he hasn't told this dude its a lady that he is giving sex tips to)

user15026

oh, he's softening

user15026

he wants to save the town

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Testfor Time in 1.12

How to test for time in 1.12 with command? I want to do something like give the player a diamond when it is night time. I had tried a lot of old tutorial but it seem dosent work.

minecraft-commands

user15026

ooooh she wants the sex tips so she can sex up another dude so HE can save the town by buying the closed down factory for whatever his business is

Dragonrage

04:58

I think I'm lost on this story line :(

user15026

Alright, that's enough ridiculous for one evening

user15026

@Dragonrage The dude is some big fancy developer dude, made some fancy program, girl hacked it, this lead to him going to her town (because she left hima a puzzle with her geohash to find her), now he's there and trying to get the 4 codes he needs to get his program back before "GreyHatCon" and she's trading him sex for codes so she can be good at sex so she can convince this other business magnate dude to invest in her charming but dying blue collar town

user15026

(the local factory shut down, so no one has much)

user15026

I assume it will end with him hiring her or something and saving the whole town in the process because he is loaded

user15026

oh, and @avery @Yuuki she got past the faraday cage by hiding a router in a power strip and also by bugging his smartwatch so he'd carry the data in and out, effectively (its vague on the details there)

Yuuki

05:02

@Ash Wait, I don't get how the router would work...

Dragonrage

Oh

Yuuki

But bugging his smartwatch probably would.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki waves hands around

user15026

@Yuuki I don't know, it didn't really explain that

Dragonrage

As far as the literature world goes, computers are basically magic. As long as you get most of the right words, you can hand wave the rest

user15026

05:04

oh, now someone has done something, her codes aren't working and now they have only two attempts before the system locks

user15026

Okay seriously gotta stop reading because I can't tell if it doesn't make sense because tired or if it just doesn't make sense

user15026

@Dragonrage yeeeeeah, I know. It frustrates me because I know just enough to know when things are wrong

Yuuki

> Saint Arnold's Midtown Pub Crawl
Texas Hot Sauce Festival @ Bayou City Event Center
Sam Houston Race Park Food Truck Festival

Hmm...

user15026

05:20

Not a fan of hot sauce, I'd probably pick the food truck thing myself

Yuuki

@Ash Yeah, probably.

> As usual, you’ll start at any of the stops listed below between 2:00 and 3:00 PM. You’ll get your punch card at that stop, and from there, you’ll learn your route. Thus, you need to begin crawling by 3:00 PM. At 6:00 PM, everybody will gather at the final stop, Little Woodrow’s Midtown, where we will award the prizes. The prize for making all the stops will be a lovely Saint Arnold Pub Crawl pint glass.

Hmm... and the food truck festival starts at 1...

Private Pansy

3

signs.com/branded-in-memory

user15026

05:47

@PrivatePansy okay, that was fascinating. I didn't do as well on the test at the end as I expected to.

Yuuki

06:16

So does Ink Armor actually do anything or is it just pointless?

Because I seem to go down just as fast with it up as I do without.

Chippies

08:51

‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Signs With Atlantic Records: ‘A Real Star With Undeniable Talent,’ Says Label Executive

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

09:42

2

Lucid Dreaming

Proposed Q&A site for questions about Lucid Dreaming, the science of it, the nature of it, everything about Lucid Dreaming.

Closed before being launched.

1

Theoretical Neuroscience

Proposed Q&A site for neuroscientists who analyze data, design experiments, verify models hypothesis and in general are trying to understand the brain.

Currently in definition.

1

Fortune Telling

Proposed Q&A site for tarotists, numerologists, horoscopists, I-Ching-ists, mineralogists, freaks and quackpots.

Currently in definition.

Lazers 2.0

10:33

0

Q: The Witcher 2 patch 3.4

I have scanned through all the links provided on cdprojektred website and cannot find the patch 3.4 for download.The link that pops up from google search just leads to their website's homepage.I can't find the patch there either.Please help!

the-witcher-2

Private Pansy

@Lazers2.0 GOG says current version is 3.5

Memor-X

10:47

@Lazers2.0 doesn't Steam, Origin and GoG automatically download updates to the games?

got a feeling they might be trying to patch a pirated version

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment don't think i've ever heard of people going into a fortune teller and they introduce themselves as a freak or quackpot

Arperum

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Isn't there already some site or proposal for paranormal nonsense?

Chippies

@Lazers2.0 I mean, did you even google it? The very first result is a link to the patch

ToxicFrog

@Memor-X steam does, GOG does only if you use GOG Galaxy which not everyone likes/uses

Memor-X

11:04

@ToxicFrog ahhhh i see. i thought GoG forced you to use their client like everyone else

ToxicFrog

@Memor-X nah, GOG lets you download installers/patchers from the website, use a downloader that automates that but does nothing else, or use the client that does downloading and installing + cloud saves + auto updates + a few other things.

That said, if they got it on GOG, when they log in to the website it would give them a little "one of your games has been updated!" and prompt them to download the patch

So yeah, probably piracy

cazc_941

11:30

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment "quackpots"

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Problem with multiple commands in one Command Block

I followed the guide here to run multiple commands in one command block. Here is my command: /summon falling_block ~ ~1 ~ {Block:command_block,Time:1,TileEntityData:{Command:\”/give @s minecraft:bow 1\”},Passengers [{id:falling_block,Block:command_block,Time:1,TileEntityData:{Command:\”/give ...

minecraft minecraft-commands minecraft-redstone

fredley

12:25

5

Avery

@fredley this is really messing with my head

Lazers 2.0

13:00

0

Q: How does one export Minecraft "Better Together" to Remix 3D?

Recently, Remix 3D welcomed Minecraft creators to their site. The welcome blog post starts in the middle: So, you’ve found yourself here and you’ve exported a Minecraft structure. Wait. How do I actually export a Minecraft structure? I don't see an export option in any of the in-game men...

minecraft

Lazers 2.0

13:52

0

Q: Simcity 5 Bridges

Evry time i try to create a bridge in my city over a lake it says " The slope is too steep" I have tryed to Google it but to no succes. PLease help! I want to play again!

simcity-2013

Lazers 2.0

14:08

-1

Q: Mechanic won't answer

Okay, I have TONS of money, I am not on top of a mountain or anywhere my mechanic wouldn't bring me a car. I've waited a full game day, in fact this has been happening for the last three months that I've played. It sucks to be out in trevor's territory and not be able to get a car from your mecha...

unmechanical

user15026

14:47

@fredley This is magical.

fredley

@Ash It really does not seem to be enough tiles moving for the drastic changes in pattern

I put it down to witchcraft

user15026

@fredley Yeah, I watch it and watch it and it almost feels like it makes sense, but I am just like "nope, it's magic"

Unionhawk

15:11

Ow/good morning bridge

user15026

You okay there, friend?

Unionhawk

Yes

Avery

ok this netflix show is weird

sound isn't censored, subs are

Unionhawk

Weird

They must have just grabbed the regular TV subs

cazc_941

15:31

gfycat.com/FrankHardtofindAnhinga

fredley

I am proud of my latest Porkchat update

The feature nobody asked for

user15026

@fredley I'm curious, but I only have Porkchat on my home machine, not my work one

Wipqozn

cyberciti.biz/faq/unix-add-user-to-group

I'd like to take a moment to sat this article is a giant piece of shit

accidently remove sudo from myself on a box because I'm an idiot. can never quite remember the command to add groups, so I always double check

and I took a quick glance "Right right user mod", grabbed first command on page...

EXCEPT NOPE

they don't include the -a option

why the fuck would you ever display that without the -a option?

It's my own mistake, but jesus christ

what a piece of shit article

441

Q: How to add existing user to an existing group?

I want to add the Apache user (www-data) to the audio group. I've read the man page for useradd, but I'm not having any luck. I'm running xubuntu 11.10. Here's what I'm doing: $ sudo useradd -G audio www-data useradd: user 'www-data' already exists If I leave out the -G option, bash, prints th...

users groups

Contrast to the SE anwer

fredley

@Wipqozn rekt

Is '@Wipqozn plays Unix' similar to '@Wipqozn plays XCOM' at all?

Wipqozn

@fredley not really

I'm quite good in unix, but I can never remember user adding to groups since I rarely do it, and it seems to be different on every bloody system

should have been more careful when reading that article, but like, why the hell would you ever display that option first

I'm not looking to read a bloody article for a simple command

shame it appears above that non-shit SO answer

God that burns me

it's my own carelessness, but jesus

Yuuki

15:46

> Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA mistakenly tweets wrong number

2

:/

Wipqozn

I mean, whatever helps relieve that hurricane stress

Yuuki

> Police Officer Attempts To Serve Eviction Notice, Sees "Vicious" Dog, Shoots Himself In The Knee

Wipqozn

hoooly fuck

so I got sudo access back

but now the server is just not acepting ssh connections for some user

no one even did anything

what a terrible fucking saturday

Unionhawk

Rekt

fredley

Relt

Yuuki

15:55

Reinhardt

Wipqozn

Something is supposed to be going live

god this is the worst

hope IT is checking emails!

fredley

@Wipqozn Going live on a Saturday, nice

Yuuki

> Bricks are domesticated rocks.

Wipqozn

@fredley it goes live monday, but my boss didn't have the stuff ready until today

but he needs ti live today so it can be reviewed today, since he flies to toronto tomorrow for a conference

fredley

@Wipqozn It's just a single server? Just tear it down and provision a new one.

Assuming that's an option

Wipqozn

15:58

@fredley it's not

There's already stuff on the box

fredley

@Wipqozn Nice

Wipqozn

it's basically our catch all box for one off things and small sites

It's called Borg

@fredley on the bright side the box is still working, aka websites are still up

not sure why the ssh is just telling everyone to fuck off

okay going to need to get IT to look into this

hope they're checking emails

annnd now it just started working again

magically

with no action taken by anyone

Tim Stone

Maybe I took action. You'll never know

Wipqozn

Thanks @TimStone

Tim Stone

Anything to help

Wipqozn

16:04

I think this day just hates me

That's the conclusion I've come to

but @TimStone friendship overcame that hate...

because...

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Man I should watch MLP again

I'm like 2 seasosn behind

or 3. I think.

Tim Stone

Hooray!

Avery

16:55

sigh

on one hand I want to shittalk this (I really hate it when companies and stuff use people who like them enough to do some stuff for free in order to save money) but on other hand it's my uncle's company's event and just idk

cazc_941

@Avery I thought you liked open source

Avery

Open source isn't the same thing

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why is my game stuttering?

Rainbow Six Siege stutters every few seconds or so. My PC is definitely more than capable to run the game well but I have no idea why it still stutters. It also only happens in R6S. In this context, stuttering is when R6S freezes for about 0.5-1 second every 5-10 seconds. I have tried this guid...

pc rainbow-6-siege

Yuuki

@cazc_941 To be fair, open source dev also serves as a way for developers to learn enterprise (company-level) development. Whereas "volunteer social media" doesn't teach anyone anything.

Avery

open source software and hardware and everything contribute to overall progression in stuff

cazc_941

16:58

Plug.dj is taking applications for brand ambassadors probably because they can't afford to actually pay anybody

That company is gonna die again

@Yuuki marketing skills, there are tons of careers in social media

Avery

volunteer social media or for-exposure artists really don't contribute to anything but the company

Ronan

Also no one makes money with open source products, with this the company is still making money

Yuuki

@cazc_941 Door-to-door sales maybe teaches marketing/sales skills.

Social media, not really.

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