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Oh cosmic apotheosis probably
Vindicators 3 is probably my favorite if only for this:
Which is v relatable
@Unionhawk is that the black hole part
I didn't come to that yet
I'm talking about a part earlier which I might actually end up deciding not to post here
Oh the first Rissoto Groupon encounter?
Officially guessing
probably
00:24
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Q: In Minecraft how do I make a PVP zone and another area as a NonPVP zone?

user196045Again, my server has to have the lobby as a "PVP-FREE ZONE," if possible, but I also want to have different mini games like Skywars or Bedwars, so I need PVP enabled for then, but I'm not sure how to do this. Thanks for helping. I don't know if this is possible without an external server or not, ...

00:42
@Ash done for the season
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@GodEmperorDune hallelujah maybe eventually that will go back to normal then
@Avery pickle riiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Fuck.
I just realized something.
LastPass.
Yeah?
I have one digital copy of my LastPass master password. It's encrypted on a flash drive.
At home.
Where I just evacuated.
00:48
wait you don't memorize your lastpass master password?
Where it just might flood up to the second floor.
@GodEmperorDune I don't use for anything other than LastPass.
its supposed to be the "last password" you'll ever need to memorize
Do you have the extension on a computer you have accepted to
Said computer is at home.
@Yuuki nor do i, but i end up unlocking lastpass on my phone frequently enough to have it memorized
@Yuuki network up?
00:50
I don't have a laptop (anymore) and carrying a desktop out to a FEMA boat is laughable.
@GodEmperorDune likely his electricity is down.
@Avery ahhhhhhhhh
then it still might survive since the flash drive is off
throw it in rice for a while
Also my phone browsing is so basic that I don't have LastPass on my phone.
00:51
:/
sorry @yuuki, you done goofd
@Yuuki flash drives are mostly waterproof
Can I plead desperately to the LastPass guys to send a reset to my email citing 1000-year floods?
it'll be a pain in the ass but at least you're still alive
@Yuuki no they literally can't do it unfortunately
@Yuuki passwords are not stored on servers sadly
00:52
@Yuuki its the encryption key
I swear that I've sent a reset before.
The reset method requires a one time password which is stored by the extension
@Yuuki if you decrypt it with old password, then reencrypt with new password
worst case, you'll have to redo all your passwords
@Yuuki worst case you can send said drive to a data recovery service
Well, I guess I'll have to "forgot my password" on everything.
00:53
or what godemperor said
But that means I won't be able to set up a new LastPass with the same email, right?
more likely case is you dry the drive out, and boot it up after
@GodEmperorDune yeah the things are hella bulletproof
in fact yuuki I'll do a test for you
@Yuuki you can delete your account and set a new one up apparently
I mean I put my computer up on a cabinet on the second floor so hopefully they won't send 10-12 feet of floodwater roaring down the bayou at once.
00:55
@Avery i think the only challenge will be finding the drive after the waters recede
or if it never gets wet, maximum yay
@GodEmperorDune The other challenge is hopefully no opportunists breaking into the house.
@Yuuki ah shit, i didn't think of that
@GodEmperorDune ah yes
On a happier note, I may be close to finding a nice apartment.
but yeah I already drowned a drive that was partly broken so
00:57
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Q: I need help finding a Halloween game

WooshieWoosherI am very new to this site, I just wanna find the name of this game, and get out of here! Ok, so I will go by all that I remember. It was a long time ago, so I don't remember much, but I do remember how the game started! You started off as a brother and sister and you get to pick who's in charg...

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Q: Why some trainers don't want to train me?

EthanThe first time I played Skyrim was with a female Nord, and I was able to train One Handed and Smithing with Amrem and Ghorza. The second time I played with a female Imperial, I beat their quests but they didn't offer me the option to train. After that I played with a female Redguard and another f...

you have to be an ULTRA jerk to break into people's homes to loot them after a disaster
A two-story one bedroom loft for maybe $700 a month.
like it worked but the outer shell was broken and it was like 4gb and all
That sounds too unreal for me.
@Yuuki waterfront property?
00:58
@Yuuki i am so jealous
@Yuuki I plan on renting out my two bedroom house for about twice that.
@Dragonrage It's owned by a good family friend so I hope there's a smaller chance of being scammed.
oh i meant is it still in the floodzone
i heard the hurricane is leaving, and the waters are going down now
@GodEmperorDune I mean, I heard about it in Chinese so I may have heard one or two details incorrectly.
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@Frank daaamn thats cheap :P
00:59
but yeah in 23 hours and 57 mins I'll lay it to rice for 6 hours under sun and see if it still works
@Ash Well, it doesn't include utilities.
@Dragonrage As far as I am aware, no.
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@Frank ah, okay
But here's the kicker: that basically pays both of my mortgages.
@Ash yea, it would cost at least twice that here
00:59
@Frank WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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@Frank ......
two mortgages for $1400/month?!
holyshit
I reeeeeeally should've taken my 1070 card so I can get started on a new rig.
im moving to canada
Not including things like insurance or property taxes, but that's basically it.
01:00
with prices that cheap
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@Dragonrage not all of canada is liek that trust me
without texas heat
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(also Canada is hard to move to)
all those prices are sounding so high by turkish standards that I'm also like holyshit but like "that's too high" holyshit
@Dragonrage We have silly cold.
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01:00
(trust me on that too)
Only having my Switch and my phone for the foreseeable future is going to kill me.
@Frank im fine with that. more cold = more skiing
I live in...one of the cheapest cities in Canada? I think?
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@Frank Meanwhile I live close to one of the more expensive ones
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like we aren't Vancouver
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01:02
but Toronto is pretty damn high
but 700$ for a 2 story loft would be insane here. it would probably cost like 1800$ a month here
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Here I am damn lucky for my $620 CAD tiny basement (heat/water/hydro/internet included)
The flipside is that our salaries are also super cheap. So it all depends on what you're looking for.
I mean, I can sorta understand the logic behind that price. 1 bedroom loft is exclusively for singles.
@Dragonrage my first apartment was a 2 story 2 bedroom for $1250, but that was 8 years ago
01:03
And Houston is so spread out that any such property outside of downtown is going to be very low demand.
Except for maybe right now.
@Yuuki but are you also "ready to mingle"?
@GodEmperorDune thats probably 2.2k now in orange county
I mean, I wouldn't mind a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend, I didn't really experiment in college.
@Dragonrage yeah, probably around 2k in glendale now, only because it was an older building
And my humor has gotten to the point where I probably should be looking to have kids.
01:05
also i think trash was included, none of the other utilities
@Yuuki you can always be a pet parent
all of the dad jokes, none of the lost sleep
Yeah but none of the groaning.
And totally embarrassing my kids.
You should join the writer/dev team of dream daddy 2
@Avery are they hiring?
I would get Snapchat just so I can follow my kid and mimic their weird filter pictures.
IDK but how could they resist against yuuki
@Yuuki insert dancing hot dog
if I don't point it out people won't realize it :thinking:
also I jsut went through stories and it's all boring no filters
just some geolocation cover from a person from old school who's apparently at niagara falls
on canada end.
01:11
@Avery that's probably going to be a big halloween costume this year
@GodEmperorDune probably
i don't remember what group costume we're doing
Well, I'll just need to buy a rapper outfit and add those fake fabric flame things then.
I think last year I went as "fuck you where's the beer here"
Which usually works on a college campus
I find it rather strange that I answered a question on Board Games and I have not had any response in 5 days
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Man, it's been so long since I ever did anything for Halloween
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@TheMattbat999 Why is that strange?
I might get like a skeleton thing and go as an Anchorage DSA member
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@Yuuki That would make a great shirt
wish we had halloween here
I know exactly what I'd go as
01:14
@Unionhawk you could be the undertale skeleton
@Avery Chelsea Manning?
@Ash idk, it is just kinda weird that someone ask a question, then not check on it (though if they are busy I would understand)
@TheMattbat999 users are users
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Unrelated to everything but whatever, Bridge fam is Bridge fam: Sometimes, long distance marriage is hard and stupid and distance is dumb. Tonight is dumb. Everything is dumb and if one more person tells me oh one day you'll just look back on this and it will be a memory, I might punch them, in the face, despite my pacifism.
@Yuuki it would be great, but I would think Harvey will be gone by time the shirt is done.
01:16
@Ash offers virtual hugs
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@TheMattbat999 Maybe they found the answer elsewhere, or are busy with life, or they're unregistered and don't know how to check back
@Ash punching is bad, kicking is easier and more effective
@GodEmperorDune yeah your right
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@GodEmperorDune Right, right, I think you guys taught me that last time I got punchy :P
@Ash just have me come over and punch them for you, then you stay a pacifist, or does it not work that way?
01:17
@Ash ehhh. I will be ok.
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@Dragonrage Hm, I'm not sure what the Mennonite church would have to say on that!
@Ash yeah unless you have like PUNCH TRAINING, its really easy to mess up your hand
@Ash will it just be a memory?
@GodEmperorDune i have both punch and kick training, plus some throwing and some bone breaking training
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I don't think that's covered in the "Confession of Faith from a Mennonite Perspective" (which is one of the go-to documents for progressive Mennonites. I think I might even still have a copy in my house somewhere.)
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01:18
@Dragonrage makes mental notes to hire you if I need punching services :P
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@TheMattbat999 This is not helping.
@Dragonrage noice
@Dragonrage I have been trained to use heavy weapons
@Ash sorry.
RELATIONSHIP GOALS 🐥🐶💕 https://t.co/FDLUcqXqUA
for the pictures
@Ash i also have 3 siblings that are even better at it than me.
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01:19
@GodEmperorDune oh my gosh oh my gosh I just yes this is good
goes back to twitter for more animal pics
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Sorry, Bridge fam. I'm just being bad at wife-ing tonight.
@Ash large sticks are always a good way to cure a problem! :)
@TheMattbat999 the thing about heavy weapons is that they are heavy. by the time you pick one up, ill punch you :P
@Ash everyone has bad days. a good way to deal with that is some ice cream and a good book
"I never really considered the fact that crows were once babies" https://t.co/Iv0ABGuHPa
(apparently it is a crake, not a crow but nonetheless)
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01:21
@Dragonrage Right now I have tomato soup, later I have salted caramel froyo, and I have a book about people seeing revenge in alternate America where people are hippo ranchers.
@TheMattbat999 It's more of a personal commerative thing. Like "hey, remember that time where I was in a major hurricane and 1000-year flood?"
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From an article linked to that: " Crows (in fact all corvids) have altricial young which are naked little jelly-bean monsters with closed eyes upon hatching "
@Ash tomato soup is good. especially with a good grilled cheese sandwhich. and froyo is an acceptable replacement for ice cream
Well, if your into it
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01:23
@Yuuki I'm sure you could get that made somewhere :)
I mean, that's still cute. Ugly cute, but cute.
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I just like the phrase "naked little jelly bean monsters"
@Yuuki ahhhh ok
@Unionhawk I mean maaaaaaybe but I'm not sure how I'd get her look (she is a person of many outfits) but I mean probably this because it's a huuuge inside meme at some circles at this point and like she looks quite neato though I don't think that anyone would notice who I'm going out as but I really want that hoodie.
All aboard https://t.co/T9q5sAWDHJ
01:24
@Dragonrage I meant like a 30-06 rifle, .457 rifle, or a shotgun like a 4-10
Young cheetah cubs! Probably waiting there for their mother. https://t.co/Ah7ojvNyxN
You know, something that will put a hole in ya
I mean, less damage = the better.
@TheMattbat999 Like a paper clip?
Done with today . https://t.co/REPQ9JWBTf
HE's KISSING A FISH LOOK AT THIS https://t.co/yT7d7OxAiI
01:26
@TheMattbat999 um, just pointing out, that should be "you're", not "your". It's a common mistake, and here's a quick guide on when to use which.
@TheMattbat999 most weapons will put a hole in you. thats sort of how they work. poke you and make all the important stuff come out
@Dragonrage bioweapons tho
@Yuuki no as in a hole as big as a US quarter
Grizzly bear cubs on a date https://t.co/gCgTEsKtFj
@GodEmperorDune those make all the important stuff stop working
01:27
in fact I think that that should be "you are" and not "you're" but meh that's less of a thing
Also, having a discussion on who would beat up who in the Bridge is pointless. Everyone knows that @Wipqozn's socks count as weapons-grade chemical munitions.
@Avery crap. Typing too fast and not thinking about it
:39735550 needles
@Yuuki its a war crime to even mention them, you're under arrest @Yuuki
@TheMattbat999 So a US quarter?
01:28
@Dragonrage i was thinking an aerosol but irrelevant
Actually mythbusters tested it and a US quarter at terminal velocity can't damage you (like, break bones or make you bleed etc), but can hurt quite a bit
anyway @ash that twitter account has a lot of cute stuff, with the occasional clickbait article thrown in that i guess pays the bills? idk
I mean, things can be launched faster than their terminal velocity.
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@GodEmperorDune Noted! I should follow it :)
user15026
Every time people use the wrong you're/your I remember this potentially slightly NSFW because sexytimes mentions Girls with Slingshots comic .
01:32
Either way, I think the scale of devastation on the Bridge goes: @Wipqozn's socks > Hug Gun (if only because the hug gun is more precise) > @badp on Time Cube > @fredley migrating to Android Enthusiasts > MODABUSE > most other things > my humor.
@Ash seriously though, grammar errors kill the mood
@Ash I love that one so much
That whole webcomic is amazing
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@SaintWacko It so is! :D
@Yuuki the diameter of one, yes. (Though a .457 might rip limbs off)
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@Yuuki Sounds right
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01:34
Maaaaaybe watching Abyssinia, Henry was a bad idea tonight. He's so hopeful....
@Yuuki missing RIP @spugsley's punch
I approve of this (cc @GodEmperorDune and maybe @Yuuki)
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Q: Where can I get loot?

stitchosaurIt seems that the preview mission that we get access to only yields a drop once the final boss is defeated, in the form of a chest. That said, in the first story mission you get the special weapon from a weapon rack. During the rest of the first story mission I never found any other weapons, ot...

@Avery blazin
it
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01:35
@Avery hahaha yes
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@GodEmperorDune she only punched babies tho
@Ash that one was sad (I almost started crying when I watched it)
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@TheMattbat999 I cry every single time
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Like Radar walks in and I'm just like NOPE NOPE NOPE
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01:37
I mean I like Col. Potter but man, this ep.
@Ash I am watching "Hot lips is Back in Town" right now.
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Oh, I won't get there for a while, I'm rewatching in order
later bridge, gotta drive
@Ash I am coming up on "Goodbye, Radar" soon. Behind Hawk, Potter, and Blake, he is my favorite character 😣
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@TheMattbat999 I love Radar and all his animals
01:41
@Ash it always killed me of how he always is able to predict what his C.O. is gonna say.
01:58
So Founders has a BBA malt liquor apparently
It's... Actually quite good
I am hoping to get "Elder Scrolls : Arena" soon
Like more good than I really expected any malt liquor to be what the hell why is BBA just a magic "make things good" process
I am just a sucker for older games
@TheMattbat999 it's free
And it's like 5 megs, a little bit more as you also need dosbox
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@Unionhawk BBA?
02:05
@Avery I know. I got the link to it, just got to get around to it one day.
@Ash bourbon barrel aged
This guy honestly operates on roughly the same theory that Kentucky bourbon barrel ale operates on: a light but strong beer plus bourbon equals yep it tastes like bourbon
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neat
Except this guy has the advantage of being a malt liquor and therefore already having corn malt involved in the process
So, for some reason, they've decided to remake Lord of the Flies with an all-female cast. I feel like that kinda misses the point of the book?
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@Fluttershy ....what no why
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02:09
like
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studies have been done to prove it wouldn't work the same if it was females and also like just what why nope
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that wouldn't even
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aaaaaaaa
@Fluttershy yeah, that does seem kinda weird for a full female cast.... but whatever
Unless it is intended to be a full female cast
It's very likely intended so
02:17
@Avery ok then
also this is an amazing variant of that one meme, it has less sexism and more weirdness and a better reason for those two to make those faces and it's kinda funny for some reason but IDK why
(if someone did that I'd do that face too)
@Fluttershy It's so weird because all-female remakes/sequels/whatever are usually about empowerment and how "women can be awesome ghostbusters/action stars/heist masterminds? too" but the message of The Lord of the Flies is "deep down, children and by extension people are monsters".
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@Yuuki ...which is why I suspect it's getting made. darkly bitter
By that note, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the one all female remake that those Gamergate people would actually support.
@Avery what??? It looks like he is shooting the lady out of his mouth.
02:25
@Avery I mean, I'm not sure if it's less sexism, but it's definitely weirder.
I just thought about it. Isn't Bezebulb the lord of flies?
Also given that I don't think the original image attempted to imply whether adultery is good or bad and also shouldn't really count as "sexist" but I guess I'm not enough of an expert in the field to really make a judgment call.
@Avery this meme has become so weird
@GodEmperorDune I agree
Maybe if the stock photo company didn't also have an image of a girl with a boy looking at another boy (and other various relationships of other orientations and genders), you could make an argument that the selection is sexist and/or discriminatory.
But I don't know if the image itself can be considered sexist.
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02:29
Ah, thats how we get to the "true ending" of the meme.
But maybe I'm being a meme apologist.
@Yuuki what is that?
I dunno, but I imagine it's someone who tries to defend a meme that may or may not be offensive for one reason or another.
@Yuuki ohhhhhhhh. Ok.
@Ash i guess my heteronormativity is showing, i never considered that the true ending to be a lesbian thing, just that the girl was having much more fun in a friendship with the other girl
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02:37
@GodEmperorDune Aww see my little romance loving heart was like yes good rooooomaaaaance
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Because I can see that being a really cute romance story
@Ash yes it is a good romance
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That reminds me I need to mine Goodreads for some more F/F romances.
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Or M/F/F
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or really just queer romance that isn't M/M
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02:39
I mean that's good and all but I want variety :)
that reminds me that I should get around to reading all the romance books you sent me
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@Avery heck yes. I have some new ones you might like too if you need more
i was thinking it was more along the line of that twitter thread where the dude has all these back to back dates in the same place so all the girls start to hang out afterwards
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@GodEmperorDune I loved that thread
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like i got mad at the dude but it ended up good
02:40
also kobo is recommending me hella much m/m stuff and I'm just like "how" because I never bought any romance stuff off kobo
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Not sure. It rec's me mostly romance but that makes a little more sense
@Ash yeah dude was def the villain there
@Yuuki I mean I used to interpret the older one as "guy "checks out" woman while his girlfriend is looking in a disgusted manner" but I interpret this one as "kirby_irl eats lady while a bystander looks in a terrorized manner" which is pretty much very less terrible
@PrivatePansy is "nindie" nintendo for "indie"?
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@PrivatePansy so many of these sound awesome
02:44
@Avery Yup
Khe KDE kaming kcheme ks kpreading
@Ash Really looking forward to Steamworld Dig 2
@Avery Oy
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@PrivatePansy that and Yono and the Celestial Elephants
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(also I understand what Poly Bridge means but the title makes me giggle for reasons)
(KDE likes putting K in front of everything or inside stuff, I mean just check out this)
02:46
@Ash isn't poly bridge a sex thing?
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@GodEmperorDune don't think so
@Avery Okay, kcron is just silly. Why is it not kron?
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@GodEmperorDune not afaik
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its a game title
02:47
missed opportunity imo
I dont' want to imagine how that'd look
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I just am like hahah poly bridge like Poly people in the Bridge and it makes me smile because I am a dork
@Ash oh that is a more logical explanation
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Q: Why is GMOD trying to load up with optional parameters?

Shadow Z.I am trying to join my friends GMOD server and Steam is telling me that GMOD is trying to launch with optional parameters. I don't know why, and he is telling me that he does not know. The code it is trying to run is " +connect p2p: (a long string of numbers is here)." What does this mean exac...

Quite sure it's just a Switch rerelease
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02:48
Although it's probably a sex thing to someone
Also Switch Poly Bridge sounds kinky
do I want to check urban dictionary
@PrivatePansy that sounds like a good, flexible material to make a bridge out of.
I'll regret hitting enter but meh
@Avery yay urban dictionary has nothing on poly bridge
@GodEmperorDune how the hell does one even do that
that looks like so so much work
and so so much pain probably
more importantly, y tho
02:54
And eyebrows are easy to make mistakes on and they take a while to grow back and they're like very visible
@Avery you can always repair with sharpies :D
no no NO NON NO
that sounds like a terrible idea but on other hand I'm not sure but then again I don't know
@Avery yeah it is a terrible idea
@GodEmperorDune I think s/he's just getting revenge for the idiot who named them "Creamsicle"
@PrivatePansy fair
03:02
@GodEmperorDune I mean it's probably better than nothing
and also probably better than that tilde-spam eyebrow
tbf this one isn't THAT bad but the others are so very distracting and also a pain to maintain probably
@Ash hmm, I think that I'll accept this offer. Are you online on steam?
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Should be! Hit me up :)
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I'm always happy to share romance novel awesome
03:29
@GodEmperorDune The "white people have no creativity" trope bothers me, because I think it kind of makes the same mistake that the concept of "white nationalism" makes, unironically.
One of the primary problems with the concept of "white nationalism" is that there isn't a general consistent white nation/identity. But when you talk about "white culture" or "white fashion", or more commonly the lack thereof, you're making the same mistake of viewing what should be seen as a diverse group of cultures as a monoculture.
@murgatroid99 it's not a white people have no creativity trope, it's a white people get credit for "inventing" things that already existed in other cultures joke, followed by a WTF is this new trend joke
@murgatroid99 the white nation/identity is mainstream American culture
An aggregate of all the American traditions and whatnot
The primary problems with white nationalism are the white supremacy and the nationalism
But anyway if we want to go further into this we should probably move to this is fine
No, I'm done. I just felt bothered and felt the need to comment
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04:09
Sometimes I think "oh I don't read that much and then I look and see I have 750 books in my Calibre library and that's not including books on my old hard drive I never bothered to import.
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Also it's all @avery's fault, I just got a bunch more romances >.> (Mostly stuff I wanted anyhow, and I had a nice pile of Kobo points/credit)
@Ash dontcha know, @Wipqozn's to blame
04:30
RIP whoever it was that hated sloths
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@origamirobot
but its so cuuuuuuuuuuuute
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it is!
05:58
@Lazers2.0 This is a spam marketing website
@PrivatePansy or just spam
 
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07:42
Did someone say 9.8k line codefile? Because that's the monster I'm working with. There is also the other 8k+ line file, with 30+ other partial classes (which are significantly smaller, going from 50 lines to at least two other oversized files (5k+ and ~3k).
@Arperum y tho
@Arperum you mean you're not supposed to just have one file with all the code in it?
@Ash so one thing I'm wondering about those romance novels you like to read. to put it bluntly because I'm not awake enough to sugarcoat it: Do these books involve sex scenes?
I mean, does the sex happen between the lines or are there fully explicit scenes detailing the events in the sheets (or wherever it takes place)?
08:03
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Q: Which gaming MICE is better, the RAZER MAMBA or ROCCAT LEADR?

LolmentryAs the titel says I really want to know which one of those mices is better because I havnt saw any videos compering the Razer Mamba and the Roccat Leadr. Im planing to buy one of those but the Razer one costs more and has more DPI thougt I am probably not gonna use that much and the Leadr costs a...

08:27
@GodEmperorDune Apparently project that grew way larger than expected. Plus a shitton of functionality behind certain screens. I'm working an a full remake in MVC.NET instead of silverlight. So looking through the silverlight project to see what needs to happen.
09:25
@Lazers2.0 Apparently, someone took the effort to try and fix that question before it got put on hold
10:09
@Ash haha I'm sorry
10:26
@Arperum fight me
it's a long story how I got that file, but uh, just saying: that's not my code
I wouldn't develop all that in a single file

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