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8:00 PM
@TimStone I just clicked on a JoeysWorldTour review and they're so bad, but not in the good way. Just like SHUT UP SHUT UP I WANT TO PUNCH YOU SHUT UP way
 
That is the worst kind of bad
 
Fortunately, downforeveryoneorjustme.com is still up
 
i'm so glad i switched to google cloud, @murgatroid99 and teammates must be pouring champagne
 
@TimStone Hahahahahahahaha
 
2 clouds entered, one cloud left
 
8:01 PM
@GodEmperorDune Our success is measured by the satisfaction of our own customers, not the failure of our competitors
 
@GodEmperorDune Pinboard
 
@GodEmperorDune that or microsoft onedrive. But cloud sucks so meh.
@murgatroid99 OH SNAP
> It's not just you! downdetector.com looks down from here.
 
8 mins ago, by Avery
PINTEREST IS DOWN
 
AWS outages always feel like a house of cards collapsing
 
downception
 
8:02 PM
I'm so confused why all these services rely in critical ways on S3
 
yeah
 
Like for hosting images and stuff sure, but why are they legit down?
 
@murgatroid99 i am immensely satisfied that you all are up while S3 is down
 
@TimStone Hosting your own servers is expensive
 
Why can't the Internet just work/be secure for like a solid day
 
8:03 PM
And painful. And takes a lot of work
 
Man, why isn't magic a thing?
It'd solve so many problems.
 
well do it my way and get a couple pay as you go stuff and just move DNS records over if one service dies.
 
Someone needs to go invent magic.
 
@Yuuki are we talking a trading card game or like lightning bolts outta my hand magic?
 
Everything on the internet has to be hosted somewhere. And it's simpler and cheaper to pay someone else to do that work.
 
8:04 PM
@murgatroid99 AWS is much more expensive than renting dedicated servers (it also provides something different, so it's not an entirely fair comparison)
 
@MadScientist depends on your traffic level
 
@MadScientist If you have dedicated servers, then you have to pay more people to do hosting related work, which leaves less money for whatever your company actually does
 
Yeah, but it's only S3 in us-east, and presumably CloudFront isn't down, so this still seems like an odd problem for some of these larger orgs to be having
 
@GodEmperorDune traffic is extremely expensive with AWS. The amount of traffic included in a 50-100 EUR dedicated server costs several thousand euros at AWS
 
Currently our customer backups in S3 are impacted but none of them know that because EC2 is fine
 
8:06 PM
@MadScientist yeah i meant more at the low traffic side of things
 
@murgatroid99 Someone has to manage EC2 instances as well. There are benefits to stuff like S3 and RDS in avoiding a lot of sysadmin stuff, but you can't avoid it all
 
@MadScientist Right, it's a tradeoff
 
and EC2 costs around 5x-10x as much as a dedicated server of roughly equal power
 
@TimStone well no
aws.amazon.com/cloudfront doesn't even load so I'd bet that cloudfront itself is down too
 
It is somewhat surprising that these larger companies don't have cross-region replication, but that's the kind of thing that you realize is a problem when an outage like this happens
 
8:08 PM
Put the cloud in an even bigger cloud so this doesn't happen!
 
On the other hand, cloud hosting providers really should do automatic cross-region replication
 
@Avery Uhhhh that's because it just became a much larger issue >_>
> 41 Open issues
 
holy hell
 
@murgatroid99 the ones i've used market it as a cost saving thing. you can pay more for putting stuff in different regions or save by putting it in the cheapest region
 
Azure storage blobs do replication automatically (kind of like a RAID0 but not as a raid but on a completely different part of the datacenter usually. It's weird.), you just have to pay more for it to be out of datacenter or country, or that continent.
I'm no AWS expert but they probably do something similar too
 
8:11 PM
I mean, Google App Engine also does cross-region replication, but Google Cloud Engine doesn't presumably because you're working with individual VMs at that point
 
@Avery Are you sure you wanted to compare that to RAID0? That doesn't provide any redundancy
 
Aww. :( BitTrip Presents: Runner3 is a Switch exclusive.
 
yaaaaaaaaay
 
@Fluttershy wat
 
8:13 PM
@MadScientist actually it does. It's just that the microsoft azure inner workings are a huge BS (which is why I don't use it) and it's hard to understand or explain.
 
@TimStone sometimes things go down
 
NO THEY DON'T
Everything has to be up 100% of the time
 
@Avery I mean RAID 0 does not provide redundancy, it's not actually RAID
 
It inversely correlates to where we set the bar on matters of politics
 
@MadScientist ughhh I got terminology wrong. raid1
 
8:14 PM
Since that bar is at 0 the bar for reliability is at 100
 
in which case your required uptime would be infinite
apparently the bar is at "pedophile"
 
hey nice someone made the shop already
 
(I mean I'd have ranked "nazi" below "pedophile" but here we are)
 
so old.
/me goes back to IRC
 
@djsmiley2k drop by hashbang
 
8:16 PM
sounds familuar, freenode?
 
@badp AWW. :( BITTRIP PRESENTS: RUNNER3 IS A SWITCH EXCLUSIVE.
 
@Fluttershy WHAT.
 
I can't go any bigger than that.
 
@Yuuki what did i just watch
 
8:21 PM
Usain Bolt is team skull
 
Supposedly they've identified the S3 issue if I believe this status update
 
@Yuuki Thanks.
 
Amazon Elastic Load Balancing (N. Virginia) keeps a green checkmark because it’s evenly distributing failed requests https://status.aws.amazon.com
@TimStone it has been saying so for like an hour I believe
 
This update was just a few minutes ago. Prior to that they were "investigating"
 
> Update at 11:35 AM PST: We have now repaired the ability to update the service health dashboard. The service updates are below. We continue to experience high error rates with S3 in US-EAST-1, which is impacting various AWS services. We are working hard at repairing S3, believe we understand root cause, and are working on implementing what we believe will remediate the issue.
 
8:24 PM
shrugs
 
The cause of the outage is documented here: pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl
 
in other news ugh, I believe I lost my PGP private key
@MadMAxJr wow, I can see why they take so long to fix it now.
 
@Avery lol
 
> We have now repaired the ability to update the service health dashboard.
oh good
 
I imagine it's probably somewhat related to PEBKAC
 
8:30 PM
Stardew Valley is coming to the Switch and the Switch will be the first console to get multiplayer for it.
Still wondering how multiplayer for Stardew Valley will work.
 
@Yuuki neat
 
"multiplayer"
WATER-A-TON CHALLENGE
 
@Yuuki Farmville?
 
If I can go into the mine with four players, YES.
 
@Sterno IF it helps I've been pretty sick, and it's the longest I've been sick since...heck, at least 10 years, and Zelda comes out soon and if I'm still sick it'll be hell. Actually you have kids, so you probably know how I feel. Except it's worse. Because kids.
 
8:36 PM
@Yuuki someone will tend to my farm for me, that's how it'll work
 
@MadMAxJr LEGEND OF STARDEW FOUR HOES
FOUR DIRECTIONAL TILLING ACTION
 
@Wipqozn oh do you have the weeklong cold that then goes away for a few days, then comes back with a vengeance for 3 days?
 
Stardew Valley: Illegal Labor Party
 
Stardew Valley: subsistence farming
 
@GodEmperorDune IT's a weeklong cold, but it only seems to go away for the first 2 hours I'm up. so basically I go to work for 2 hours, then go home like an idiot.
 
8:38 PM
Have they announced how many players Stardew's Multiplayer will be?
 
@Wipqozn why not take advantage of that canadian healthcare system?
 
Because if it's a considerable amount I a "The Bridge" farm coming into existence
 
A bridge farm? What does a bridge seed look like? A plank of wood or perhaps an I beam?
 
@MadMAxJr it's called an acorn
 
8:42 PM
@Wipqozn Doesn't being sick mean you can just play more games?
 
@MadMAxJr a bridge seed is a trollish message
 
@Sterno If I'm up and about too much I just feel even worse, so I've been trying to stay in bed.
I only got up now to check work emails.
 
Well, try not to die.
 
Why, is checking email a Dark Souls affair?
 
@MadMAxJr @RIPqozn
 
8:48 PM
Is my inbox unread number the amount of skeletons coming for me?
 
Part of me wants to take Friday off but my Switch is getting shipped, not in-store pickup, so I could receive anytime from noon to the next day.
 
god this is terrible
 
@Avery sorry fam
 
(I'm trying to restore my files)
(only a part. But duplicity doesn't like that)
to make things worse, I used a different username on this setup
 
-1
Q: Why do I keep randomly losing health and dying?

Doc Holiday PunchI keep losing health and I thought it was a bugged mission, so I went back to a previous save. However, it happens in every save, I tried asking the Discussion on Steam, and someone told me to type ~ and type disable then enable. It keeps happening, I really don't know what's going on.

 
8:54 PM
> Mr. Trump gave his presidency an A so far in an interview broadcast Tuesday morning, but he added that he would only give himself a C for communicating how great he has been.
I feel like that's the other way around...
 
ugh hack time
(have to make a new account with old username and then restore there and move to this account)
 
people are following me on twitter and i'm not sure if they're bots
 
@GodEmperorDune I recommend tweeting about how great robots are just to be on the safe side
 
@GodEmperorDune beep boop
 
hello I am now @Yuuki
 
9:01 PM
@BlueBarren RIP #clawandorder
 
@Willguy24 Definitely didn't just make this in paint. https://t.co/Jka5TUO1XI
 
user15026
9:17 PM
@Yuuki This is the first thing that has made me interested in a Switch
 
@Ash The article said first "console", so I'm thinking PC will almost definitely get the multiplayer update first, but after that it's coming to Switch first.
 
@Ash But multiplayer will come to all platforms, why does it being first on the Switch make you interested?
 
user15026
It's not the multiplayer, its just it being on the Switch
 
Ah gotchya
 
user15026
because I like it, I just suck at playing stuff consistently on a PC
 
9:21 PM
There's a certain set of games that I'm glad are coming to the Switch but I don't like the idea of buying a game more than once
so because I have SV on PC I won't buy it for the Switch
 
9:34 PM
yay, i got Chrono Cross for DS, NTSC Copy but my DS Lite doesn't have region locking so it's ok. it's been so long since i played it for SNES but i still remember most of it....except for how i ended up in Zeal or arrived in the Prehistoric Era as apart of the plot (though i remember most of the key events in both)
 
@Memor-X You mean Chrono Trigger?
 
@Ash I hope I'm not badgering you, but did you like the fanfic?
 
@BlueBarren I'm more than happy to buy a game more than once if it means supporting an indie dev. I own Inside on two platforms, as well as Darkest Dungeon, and Ori and the Blind Forest.
@Yuuki badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
 
@Fluttershy oh yeh, my mistake. Chrono Cross would be in my head too since i've been putting it off until i replayed Chrono Trigger
 
@Fluttershy SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
@Fluttershy I should play some more Darkest Dungeon again.
 
9:39 PM
@Ash besides the fact that Switch is portable, have you considered something like steam link?
 
Man, Friday I have to be an adult and keep my promise to prior commitments and not just play with my Switch until dawn.
 
@Yuuki the name's plisken
 
@Memor-X Both are great games though! Suikoden will always be my go-to JRPG franchise, though.
@Yuuki Me too. I took a break after losing my best party...
 
is the zelda game released on friday as well?
 
@Chippies Yep.
 
9:42 PM
@Fluttershy i have Suikoden as well, which reminds me that now that i have a dedicated harddrive for ISOs i should rip the Suikoden Disks aswell for the emulator
 
@Yuuki ah, cool. Still don't know if I'll be getting it now or not
I guess I'll wait for reviews and all of you to build hype
 
I am an hour away from getting my hands on Horizon.
 
@Chippies in Australia some releases of the Switch are bundled with it so i would assume it is or Australia is having a delayed release
 
@Memor-X Suikoden 2 is probably my all-time favorite game. Suikoden 4 can die in a fire, but the rest are fine.
 
@Fluttershy HI NEW BEST FRIEND
 
9:43 PM
@Fluttershy what's wrong with 4?
 
The True Rune of 4 never happened.
4 is about the True Rune of Punishment and is rather bland.
 
lol Goddammit
Ynab is down
 
I did not care for the boat mechanics.
 
@Unionhawk Well f--k.
 
Due to aws
 
9:44 PM
@Unionhawk Hahahahaa, I still use YNAB4 AND IT WORKS.
 
@Memor-X combat was meh, but it happened every two seconds. That was my biggest issue with it.
 
@MadMAxJr mobile app still works
 
@Unionhawk Oh, that's good.
 
It was also the first Suikoden game where I didn't care about any of the characters.
@MadMAxJr Hi!
 
Speaking of YNAB, I set up a recurring paycheck transaction and I think it just popped today. Do I have to reallocate budget to account for that or does something magical happened when March rolls over tomorrow?
 
9:46 PM
the eventual RCA on this AWS outage is going to be fun
@Yuuki if you don't allocate it in feb it is part of "to be allocated" in march
that might not be the right term, but it's the box at the top of the screen
 
@GodEmperorDune So I have to reallocate every month and it doesn't just "port" whatever budget allocations I made last month?
 
@Fluttershy 2 was a bit of a shock to me that your best friend just up and decides, "No. I'm doing this another way."
 
@Yuuki leftover amounts in the categories roll over, but if you want to put $100 in teh gaming category in marhc (for example) you have to type it in
 
5 had the best cast lineup.
 
there are some shortcuts on the right side, to quickly populate last month's budget, or match goals or upcoming transactions and that sort of thing
 
9:48 PM
Suikoden 2 also gets points for the "Abandon this land with your sister and live somewhere else." as a choice.
 
> Next week on Betsy Teaches Kids: The Native Americans were pioneers of choice when they chose to leave their natural lands in America in favor of reservations.
 
personally, most of my stuff is in scheduled transactions and everything else is set up with goals, so i can just go through the yellow categories and allocate what is needed
in fact, you can just click the right arrow to get to the budget for march and do it ahead of time
 
YNAB is too complicated, I only use it for the beautiful graphs
 
user15026
@Yuuki it's a decently done fic. I don't know as much about the source material as I perhaps should to fully appreciate it but it is well written
 
@Chippies I can't wait for tomorrow to come so I can see all the pretty graphs.
 
9:55 PM
@Yuuki why tomorrow?
 
user15026
@Chippies to do what?
 
@Chippies Well, I imagine you'd have to have YNAB spanning two months at least to get graphs.
 
@Ash to have a more console-like experience with PC games, i.e play PC games with a controller on your TV or something
 
Because I haven't been able to see them all this month.
 
@Yuuki you don't import transactions from your bank?
 
9:57 PM
@Chippies I don't feel okay with giving my bank account info to YNAB.
 
importing transactions is much easier than adding everything manually and you can just import as far back as your bank keeps the records
@Yuuki your online bank should have download transactions option which downloads a file with just the transaction info, no actual bank account info is needed
I doubt you can even give bank account info to YNAB
 
Also, how does that work with credit cards?
 
user15026
@Chippies Yeah I am bad at playing console stuff too >. <
 
@Yuuki it's ok, I already gave your bank info to my YNAB
 
@Yuuki does your bank show the transactions on credit card?
 
9:58 PM
also i stored it on this teddy bear voice recorder cloud service, i'm sure its secure
 
Oh, I meant is there a similar thing with credit cards? I don't have a credit card with my bank.
 
@Yuuki does your credit card have an online thing to see transactions?
if yes, then it probably has a download option
 
user15026
@Yuuki very nice
 
10:03 PM
I still fully expect parents to take their kids to watch this movie.
In fact, I expect them to take their elementary-age kids to watch this movie at the 11:00 showing.
 
@Yuuki i've seen people take newborns into R rated movies late at night
i don't get it
 
Apparently two Italian men got recognised by Canada as fathers of two kids and Italy was forced to accept them as our first legally recognised same-gender parents?
so thanks Canada.
 
@GodEmperorDune On the one hand, I understand that sometimes parents want to watch movies too and hiring sitters is expensive. On the other hand, that's a somewhat self-centered way of thinking because if it's an action movie, I guaran-damn-tee you that the baby will cry.
And you're sitting in a theatre, you're not at home.
 
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Q: Is it possible to skip the new players tutorial?

msm.oliveiraI played this game long time ago, but i still remember how to play the basics that we learn in Tutorial Island. I created a new character and it went right away to the Tutorial Island. Is there any way to skip the Tutorial Island?

 
10:10 PM
@Yuuki more importantly, how do you expect a newborn child to stay quiet for an hour and a half in a strange place with noises and other people everywhere?
 
@Yuuki well at least it's better than them taking their kids because they want to watch 50 Shades Darker....or whatever the squeal to 50 Shades of Grey is called
 
@GodEmperorDune Someone just replaced all the character rigs in Injustice with Batman's rig.
 
@Yuuki but why does batman have such a creeper smile?
 
10:17 PM
@GodEmperorDune Probably differences in the more detailed face rigs?
 
ooo, Stardew Valley 20% off. been waiting for that
 
@Yuuki you always seem to have the answer
 
user15026
@Yuuki I can understand if they show up at teh ones where they're like set up to be baby friendly but otherwise nope
 
@Ash Alamo does do baby-friendly showings as well.
So that's good.
 
@Yuuki Sitters are expensive, but like, aren't that's what grandparents are for? For pawning off your children so you can have a night out?
and then the grandparents make you pay by spoiling them with candy!
WIN WIN
 
10:29 PM
@Wipqozn not everyone has grandparents you insensitive clod
 
@GodEmperorDune Clearly you just need to adopt some
I think that's how adoption works
 
seems good to me
 
no but I was mostly just joking, since that's what my parents used to do.
 
then they can tell my kid how they wore an onion on their belt, as was the fashion at the time
 
If they wanted a night out they'd just send me and my sister to my nans, and my nan would be like "yeeaaah grandchildren"
 
10:30 PM
i was babysat by naans
like copious amounts of delicious indian bread
 
I actually spelt nan correctly
or, like, as correctly as slang can be spelled
Actually, speaking of grandmothers
I guess my father would just drop by his mothers place on the way to work to steal food for lunch. he wouldn't even always tell her. He'd just swing by, grab whatever was in the fridge / freezer, and she wouldn't know until she went to grab the food and it was gone.
It sounded pretty hilarious. My grandmother always gets a kick out of telling that story.
 
my brother does that to my mom
she goes outside to pick lemons and there are NONE REMAINING
 
I do it too, and now when my father says soemthing I can just be like "I LEARNED IT FROM YOOOOOU"
Except I'll actually tell my parents when I take stuff, so not quite the same
 
one time she came home from work and found my brother sprawled out on the couch watching a movie. She told him to GTFO and he was annoyed that she was interrupting his movie
 
haha
 
10:35 PM
mind you he has his own house with tv and whatnot, he had just decided to watch the movie at my mom's
 
10:56 PM
unfortunately, not launching in Canada
 
@MBraedley i just saw that, beats basic cable for sure
 
@MBraedley every time i see ABC i keep mistaking it for Australia's ABC.....which is free
still, probably more stable if you have a decent net connection
 
so is ABC for anyone within range of their local broadcasters
As is Fox, NBC, and CBS
 
kinda sorta, antenna quality is pretty shitty
 
So aws is back?
It says resolved but im still seeing some error reports
 
11:03 PM
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11:16 PM
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Q: What is the speed, reach and stagger of unarmed attacks in Skyrim?

IainukiI want to calculate the damage per second of unarmed attacks in Skyrim. While it's easy to find information on the damage values, for instance on the UESP wiki, I haven't been able to find information on how fast you attack unarmed compared to other weapons. How fast do characters make unarmed...

 
11:28 PM
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Christian DuffyWhen I try to get the minecraft forge installer it downloads as a zip and when I open it, I see nothing that I can use to actually run forge. When I looked at a tutorial I saw that it should be a picture of a coffee mug which is java I assume, and I am just confused. Someone please help

 
nice
Oh also the other half is soy
In case you were wondering
 
@RedRiderX Oh, the other half isn't "oven-roasted"?
5 hours ago, by GodEmperorDune
i figured 33% oven, 33% roasted, 33% chicken
 
Darn it I've been inb4d again!
Though I will maintain I linked to the og article
 
> U.S. marijuana jobs set to outpace manufacturing
... huh
Maybe we can revitalize US manufacturing by making it illegal in certain states and making it a Schedule 1 restricted substance.
 
@Yuuki Also how do you measure the people who didn't write "Pot Grower" on their taxes up until like two years ago.
 
11:48 PM
@RedRiderX simple. you translate the Jedi occupation when income is at a certain threshold
 

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