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12:00 PM
I actually thought @Arperum would resonate pretty well with the game
 
@badp Maybe as a let's play. Never been into visual novels or something.
 
visual novels are nice and this one is on the high end for interactivity.
 
Do you have a link for some good let's play?
 
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Q: How do people get Multikills above 30+?

YuuAccording to this reddit post, the greatest multikill possible is 26 and it involves 6 Mercys on the enemy team, and using a Hanzo to headshot them. However, while comparing my stats to some pro players, I noticed that many of them have multikills in the 60s (Taimou of Team EnVyUs) or even the 90...

 
@Arperum I've been watching SirTapTap's but I... am somewhat hesitating to recommend that in ways that I can't fully articulate without giving away the plot twist
 
12:15 PM
@badp I can find that :)
 
(that's Ben Brocka, RIP, for those who aren't in the know)
 
I think I am subscribed to his channel, but mostly not pay attention to it.
 
12:27 PM
I had this really weird dream last night about the Gul'Dan fight, where that giant tear in the sky during the fight had the Eye of Sauron in there, and a huge number of rooms and stairs beneath the platform
 
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Q: Darkest dungeon hidden bonuses/penalties of hamlet stress buildings?

PnPI noticed that when one of my heroes returned from drinking stress relief, it obtained a negative perk. Are there other hidden penalties or bonuses for relieving stress in various places? If so what are they? Do other buildings have them, such as sanitarium?

 
So this sounds interesting and absolutely horrible: github.com/marcan/takeover.sh
 
12:43 PM
@KevinvanderVelden There is no way that might be used for botnetting or other very illegal activities.
 
this only really seems useful if you get a shared hosting environment that insists you use a specific distro and you don't want to
 
It's not useful at all, it's horrible
But it's really interesting at the same time
 
If I were to say "asynchronous serial communication in a single threaded C application", how many of you would run for the hills?
 
raises hand
I bet @Unionhawk would as well
I mean, I could probably program it, but it just sounds like an all around horrible time
 
@MBraedley how much worse can it be than websockets
 
12:55 PM
@KevinvanderVelden So this is a subcontractors code, and they are just failing on their buffer management.
 
@badp Never had the pleasure of working with websockets, but I suspect they'd be a walk in the park compared to this.
 
good morning/other times of day
 
Websockets are easy, nearly everything is managed for you
 
1:01 PM
@Sterno That's an impressive list of dates
 
Pro tip: don't forget the m when googling Symbian
Because a Sybian is a sex toy
 
@MBraedley I mean it's conceptually the same thing? Full duplex single threaded stickers
except you know done manually in C
so you have all of the issues of JavaScript with all of the issues of C
@KevinvanderVelden iunno I hate callback hell
Looks like websockets would be callback hell
 
Can be managed pretty well as all callback hell
 
Pls
 
Also websockets are message based, serial communication isn't
And you don't need to worry about losing data because you're singlethreaded and your buffer has looped back
 
1:22 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Well we are talking about messages here. The only problem (at least with how this code is implemented) is that you aren't guaranteed to have a complete message when you read the serial port.
 
@MBraedley that's what I meant basically. In websocket you get a message, complete and correct. With serial data you get a stream of data that may or may not constitute a whole number of messages
So you have to have some kind of length indication and make sure your memory is large enough and clear the incoming buffer so that doesn't run out either
 
@Sterno That's one huge ass delay
 
Bigoted fool guns down gifted Kansas man. "He was brilliant, well mannered and simply an outstanding human being.” http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article134634354.html
:(
 
1:38 PM
$ ag magic | wc
54     245    4754
 
@Sterno They also backed for under $50k total and it's been 5 years.
 
@fredley pls to csearch
 
@badp ...?
 
1:43 PM
But how many packages have moremagic?
 
@fredley "why does your app work?" "Well you see it runs on magic"
 
$ time ag TIMEOUT > /dev/null;
1.44user 8.04system 0:14.60elapsed 64%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 16856maxresident)k
1812072inputs+0outputs (184267major+5622minor)pagefaults 0swaps
$ time csearch TIMEOUT >/dev/null;
0.16user 0.10system 0:00.69elapsed 38%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 6384maxresident)k
99928inputs+0outputs (609major+637minor)pagefaults 0swaps
and csearch searched through several dozen repositories
whereas ag only looked at one
all you need to do is have a cronjob run cindex every once in a while.
 
@badp ugh, no. ag is as-near instant as makes no difference for me
 
WEAK
SAD
FAKE
HOAX
RONG
NYAA
 
go get rekt
 
1:46 PM
@fredley hiss
 
git clone git://github.com/badp/gud.git
 
"I risked my life for a Democrat the other day, saved his life. All that matters is that he was an American." - Dog the Bounty Hunter
lmao
 
@fredley I don't know if you can handle that much catgirl banter
 
@GnomeSlice That looks a lot like there is an implied "but if he was a Mexican, I would have left him to die"
 
I just assumed it was a joke
> - dog the bounty hunter
 
1:50 PM
@fredley 404 not found
@GnomeSlice Dog the Bounty Hunter is from a documentary series on Discovery
 
I dunno. I just pointed out the part that was left unsaid, joke or not.
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter is an American reality television series on A&E which chronicles Duane "Dog" Chapman's experiences as a bounty hunter. With a few exceptions, the series took place in Hawaii or Dog's home state of Colorado. On May 21, 2012, A&E canceled the series after eight seasons. The series began airing in syndication on September 16, 2013. Dog and Beth then starred in another series, Dog and Beth: On the Hunt on CMT, before that series ended in August 2015. == Cast == Duane "Dog" Chapman Beth Chapman, Dog's wife "Baby" Lyssa Rae Chapman, Dog's daughter Cecily Barmore-Chapman, Beth's...
 
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Beards & Mustaches

Proposed Q&A site for professional growers of beards and mustaches.

Currently in definition.

 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment I don't think there is a large market of "professional" beard growers.
 
@Arperum I wish I could make money out of growing my beard
 
1:53 PM
I mean
you can sell hair
 
But apart from selling the clippings, there's not much more I can do
Actually, my beard costs me money, because I have to pay the barber to cut it
 
it needs to be beard worth buying
before you can sell it
 
@badp Do you have a beard worth buying?
 
no
 
@badp with a beard is a weird mental image.
 
1:59 PM
@Arperum at least a couple of coworkers have a pretty majestic beard
:flag_ru:
 
@Arperum @badp is a weird mental image
 
ur just jelly
 
@badp Nope. I'm not wobbly.
 
I thought @Arperum was metal?
 
metal can be wobbly at sufficient temperatures?
 
2:06 PM
mercury is metal and it's very wobbly
 
I wouldn't call a liquid wobbly
 
Is Jelly a liquid?
 
it wobbles all over the place if you spill it though
it wobbles more than other common liquids
 
Mercury is wobbly
 
Mercury is the wobbliest liquid I can think of.
 
2:08 PM
certainly wobbles more than most (all) metals that I can think of
 
I AM NOT WOBBLY.
 
I think it's the high surface tension and low viscosity.
 
@Wipqozn I really like how almost every update is "It'll be out in a few days". For 5 years
 
Jellies are usually defined as liquid dispersed in solid, no?
 
2:09 PM
I'm between projects at work so there's really not much to do today and 2 new video games just came out. THIS IS TORTURE
 
> Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after Wikipedia.
 
@StrixVaria for some people there's no before wikipedia
 
@Arperum YOUR ATOMS WOBBLE IN PLACE
WITHOUT WOBBLE WE WOULD BE COLD, AND DEAD
 
So a plasma is just maximum over-wobble?
 
2:17 PM
Boston Dynamics' newest robot is six feet tall, lifts 100 pounds, and jumps up to four feet - The Verge http://dlvr.it/NVJmMK #robots
 
Looks like Horizon Zero Dawn wound up actually being a good game?
 
I've heard that too
 
is guerilla games known for making bad games?
I thought most of the games they make are at least alright
 
I'm just skeptical of anything that sounds too good to be true.
I saw the reveal trailer for it a while ago and it looked amazing and then heard almost nothing about it for a really long time.
Kind of like the FF7 remake actually.
I wonder how that's going.
 
And I guess you should be. I also guess you probably shouldn't judge a game by it's developer. Just look at Destiny
 
2:20 PM
I had fun with Destiny, maybe more fun than I had with Halo.
 
@StrixVaria well it's going to be split into three parts if you haven't heard that
 
@BlueBarren I did know it's going to be split up.
I have enough money to not care about that. I want to know if it's going to be fun.
 
I had a lot of fun with Destiny too, but I think I'm done with it for good at this point
 
Ah okay, well that's the last I heard about that
I dislike Destiny's business model and what we got vs what they originally told us
I only bought the original base Destiny game and I can say that alone is pretty disappointing especially after all the DLC started coming out
 
I only played Destiny for like maybe 4 weeks during which time no new content was released and I got all the existing content with a single reasonable purchase.
 
2:22 PM
So because of the crappy code from our subs, I won't be travelling next week. Bye-bye flex time and per-diem pay.
 
@StrixVaria It's not really worth paying for all the new content. It does add a lot but... eh
Not a lot of missions actually
 
There's also the issue of the narrative completely lacking out of the box
What was the deal with the speaker? I'll never know
 
Some people who bought the Civ 6 deluxe editions are also pissed at what they're getting for the (included in deluxe edition) season pass
 
and I don't even know if they explain it in any DLCs or expansions
 
I never have and never will intentionally buy a season pass.
 
2:24 PM
@KevinvanderVelden I'm not familiar with this frustation, are they releasing content not covered in the season pass or something?
 
"Give us money in advance for DLC that you don't know what it will be!"
 
I bought fallout 4's season pass because they were going to raise the price sooo
I also bought the Division's season pass. That was a mistake mostly because I can't get my friends to play it. I totally would've kept playing it just not by myself
 
@StrixVaria I hate that trend
I never buy DLC until after it's all released
 
I'm also going to buy Zelda's season pass... am I part of the problem?
 
@BlueBarren no they were expecting something similar to the DLC released for the last game but got way less
 
2:29 PM
and I take it was for a similar price?
 
That I don't know
 
because if it was less for less then what's there to complain about?
 
Because they were told "You'll get 4 pieces of DLC for cheaper than they would be to buy!" and then they basically just get one new civ per DLC
For, currently, the same price
 
OH LETs install gnome what can go wrong?
My pc doesnt boot heh.
I had a backup from just 6 hours ago but meh
 
2:45 PM
@Avery /cc @GodEmperorDune
 
How did installing a DE make your computer unbootable?
 
@PrivatePansy even I don't know
@badp this whole convo starts to remind me of my reply here. Just... call me anything, I'll let you know if I'm uncomfortable with it
 
The last time I rendered a computer completely irrecoverably unbootable was when installing new hardware
 
@BlueBarren Yes.
 
@Avery this reply reminds me of "So call me baby"
 
2:50 PM
And also because I panicked and ran some commands which destroyed the MBR
Fun times
 
Buying something sight unseen means you're telling the publishers they don't have to actually make something good.
 
back in a bit
 
500
 
Thankfully the actual data on the disk were quite easily recoverable
 
you broke it
 
2:52 PM
Hmmm, image uploading works fine
How did that image get borked?
 
@PrivatePansy reminds me of
 
I really like how author of gdisk just went "wtf are you doing" in comments
 
@Yuuki lol
 
2:55 PM
@GnomeSlice So this seems like that one Vin Diesel movie where he plays some immortal witch hunter except Will Smith is just a regular cop who's having a "really rough day".
 
Pretty much
 
@Frank But Zelda ;_;
 
@BlueBarren If you're comfortable throwing money at something you have absolutely no guarantee is good, you're free to do so. But, yes, that is the main reason season passes (and pre-orders in general) are bad. You're sending a message that hype is more important than quality.
To be honest, I do the same thing with Monster Hunter; I love those games. But they don't have season passes, and I will avoid those like the plague.
 
Well you already touched on the point with your mention of preorders but that's what I'm already doing with the Switch and Zelda
normally I do the same thing as you listed above but probably for nostalgia reasons Zelda gets a pass
 
3:03 PM
I don't think season passes save you all that much cash. I'd just buy it after the fact, if I think it's good.
Or wait for a dlc pack sale.
 
@Frank I think the publisher/developer is the most important part when deciding about preordering. I mean I certainly won't preoder a Ubisoft/EA game but something like CD Project red... I might consider it.
 
If they consistently release good games then sure why not I suppose
 
@Jutschge The relationship with their fans is certainly important, for sure.
 
Of course, if that leads to them getting complacent we have a problem
 
Doesn't that pose a problem though?
 
3:06 PM
Nice
 
If we say it's okay for good developers to do it but good is subjective can you really determine what games/season passes are worth preordering?
 
(Restart fixed but ugh)
 
Because there are people who will argue that Ubisoft and/or EA are good
I mean EA published Titanfall 1&2 and those games are pretty dope
 
@BlueBarren there are objective criteria for good in this context
 
@KevinvanderVelden to a certain extent but I feel like after a certain point it becomes subjective
 
3:08 PM
@BlueBarren EA and Ubisoft are objectively bad.
 
Mostly do they live up to the promises made, do they give enough time for reviews (I generally preorder a few days in advance if I do) and are their releases not generally bugged
 
But mostly, the question that needs to be asked is, "Do you trust this publisher to provide a quality experience?"
 
EA and Ubisoft have pretty shit reputations as far as customer support and fan relations go though. There was a recent thing where a Ubisoft database error resulted in all of some dude's Rainbow 6 Siege DLC stuff being wiped.
 
@KevinvanderVelden But then you could argue the subjective part is stuff is the narrative, gameplay modes, features and stuff of that sort
 
And Ubisoft refused to refund him, telling him to go to Microsoft.
 
3:09 PM
If so, pre-order. If not, wait.
 
Once you can determine the game isn't broken and the developers/publishers aren't scummy then it becomes subjective
 
@BlueBarren I don't think anyone's saying "don't buy EA/Ubisoft games".
 
There's tons of games to play while you wait for reviews/sales/whatever.
 
It's "don't pre-order EA/Ubisoft games".
And you can't really determine if the game is or isn't broken nor can you determine quality of narrative, gameplay, or other features before the game is released.
 
@Yuuki well I'm not arguing for the sake of Ubi/EA I'm just arguing how we determine what companies these practices are okay from. So even the opposite, someone you label as a good developer or publisher like CD Projket Red
@Yuuki So then there should be no exception to "no preorders"
 
3:12 PM
@BlueBarren Really, pre-ordering and launch days are all meant to build hype.
 
@Frank and good old impatience
 
You get a ton more bang for your buck if you're able to resist the hype.
 
@Sterno That was really impressive
 
@Yuuki TBH I have pretty a pretty positive experience with EA Customer support.
 
@Yuuki technically, you can if you preorder based on releases on a different platform. I preordered AC:Syndicate on PC after I saw that the console versions were good and I could get the game at like half price
35 EUR instead of 60
 
3:13 PM
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Q: I have disconnected the access of Clash of Clans from my account. How do I fix it?

Tarun KumarWhat happened is my younger brother has disconnected the access of Clash of Clans from my Google account settings and connected apps and games, and now I am not able to switch to my village. What can I do at this point to get my village back?

 
@Frank Or Nintendo's famously terrible launch-day stock problems.
:D.... D:
 
@BlueBarren Which is deliberately created so you have that sense of limited stock and popularity.
Games aren't a finite resource; I bet you have several in your backlog you've been meaning to play, but haven't gotten around to.
 
@Frank yeah but none of them are Zelda. Plus you shouldn't be forced to play a game, you should play what you want when you want to play it
 
Launch days allow publishers to control the message and build hype. They have zero advantage for consumers.
 
Otherwise how is that a hobby?
 
3:16 PM
Who said anything about forcing?
Just that you'll have one less game you're able to play. That's all.
 
It's the self imposed "force"
 
That's not force. That's willpower.
Preventing yourself from indulging immediately creates more anticipation.
 
Sure I have games in my backlog but I don't really want to play them, I want to play Zelda. I shouldn't have to play other games to fill that void I should be spending my time on the thing I want
 
You want to play Zelda because Nintendo has been hyping it.
You're playing straight into their hands.
 
I want to play Zelda because I've enjoyed a majority of the other games in the series
 
3:19 PM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 
@Unionhawk what
 
Sure Nintendo's hype helps but I get easily hyped for everything, doesn't mean I buy everything
 
You want to play Zelda because you know about a new one.
 
@badp something something mass consumerism
 
You want to consume new content, and that's literally what marketing is about.
 
3:20 PM
I don't wanna consume I wanna sleep
 
YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE CORPORATIONS MAN
 
@Frank and I've played all the others ones, some of them a couple of times
 
@Unionhawk I don't wanna play I wanna sleep
 
If you keep doing the same thing over and over again you will get bored
 
If you want to, sure, go ahead. That's what marketing was designed to do.
 
3:21 PM
how is that any different from playing the same Zelda games over and over instead of buying the new one?
 
I want to and you can't stop me
 
@Unionhawk I don't wanna stop you I wanna sleep
 
@Frank I actually preordered the new Zelda mainly because I trust Nintendo. Especially with Zelda games. If it's crap I probably won't preorder again but so far I have never been disappointed by a zelda game.
 
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
 
@Unionhawk WANNNNNAAA SLEEEEEEEEEP
 
3:21 PM
@Unionhawk I would like to close my argument with this statement as we're not going to convince each other of otherwise @Frank
 
WAN LAY DOWN
SLEEP A BIT TODAY
CANT LAY DOWN
HAVE A SNOOZE OR TWO
SAVE MEEEEEE
 
Like, my knowledge of how marketing works does not impact my level of "want to play new zelda game"
 
@BlueBarren I'm not saying it won't be good. I'm just saying that if you can manage to resist the hype, you'll be in a better position in the future.
 
Because zelda games are good
 
If you want to buy it on launch day, more power to you.
 
3:24 PM
THEY'RE GOOD GAMES, FRANK
 
btw since when is preordering games a good idea
@Unionhawk but are they
 
@Unionhawk I KNOW. I like Zelda games, too.
 
@badp statistically speaking
 
@Unionhawk statistically speaking they're not open world
@Unionhawk statistically speaking they're not on the switch
 
This is fair
 
3:25 PM
@Unionhawk statistically speaking they're not using a third party engine
 
Statistically speaking I need to save Zelda wifu from whatever is causing her to cry
 
I require evidence of Zelda crying
 
I would link you to a video if youtube wasn't blocked...
 
Yeah, like, TP zelda is literally the opposite of those things for example
 
I have fond memories of Twilight Princess. Sometimes I wish I had a Wii U to play the HD version or play the Wii version
 
3:27 PM
and WW zelda is a God damn pirate (that game has been out for 14 years)
 
TBH I never saw the twist about zelda coming in WW but then again I was like 14 at the time
 
@badp I don't have a preorder, but I do intend to purchase a switch and BOTW pretty much as soon as inventory returns
 
@Unionhawk RIP
 
I wonder if I would like BOTW.
 
So, probably like June
 
3:29 PM
That reminds me; I have Wind Waker and never played it.
 
@StrixVaria just ask to borrow @Yuuki's copy. I'm sure he'll totally let you borrow it
 
I'm tempted by Tides of Numenera
 
@BlueBarren I'd be getting it for Wii U if anything, not Switch.
I don't really see a reason to buy a Switch at the moment.
 
Oh well if you have a Wii U sure
I sometimes forget it's also coming out on Wii U
 
> A man in Shaanxi, China, recently realized that the long-handled, blunt-ended object he’d been using for 25 years to crack walnuts was actually a live hand grenade.
 
3:31 PM
I don't own a Wii U so I don't really have the choice
 
... I'm not sure if that should be considered good or bad product quality.
 
@Yuuki if a grenade is only supposed to blow up when you pull the pin I would say good quality
 
> People have been commenting on social media site Weibo about the man's lucky escape.
One user wrote: "Why would a friend gift him a bomb?"
Another said: "It's more stable than a Samsung phone."
 
Ugh. I wanna get Nier: Automata, but I've never played Nier or Drakengard (which I guess is related?). :( But the Automata demo was so fun.
 
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Q: What does "King of the Hill" mean in Overwatch?

klm123I see the phrase "King of the Hill" in Overwatch content very often. When you google what is "king of the hill" maps overwatch there are tons of results. Everyone speaks about it, but no one defines it. So, what are "King of the Hill maps" in Overwatch? And, if it is known, where does this termin...

 
3:38 PM
@Lazers 2.0 Google?...
 
@KevinvanderVelden No, even less, one of the currently released stuff for the season pass is a map/scenario pack.
So I assume people will be rather mad if the next DLC is not rather big.
 
> Figures, because Mads is a normal human being and Kojima is a space robot from another dimension with faulty programming.
 
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Q: I can hear Kalista's voice globally on the map

KsyqoEverytime I play with/against a Kalista, I can hear her voice even though she is in the fog of war. Example: I play Darius top lane, enemy Kalista is bot lane, and around minute 1, I can hear Kalista saying something. Is that a kind of bug ? Is it possible to disable it ?

 
@Yuuki One man's faulty is another man's genius
 
The line between genius and absolute bugnuts crazy is thin and nearly non-existent.
I think this is why Kojima hasn't made a film. If you tried to make a 2-hour Kojima movie (or even 2.5-hour one), it'd be even more incoherent than the games are since he wouldn't have the time to throw in even more long-winded monologues.
 
3:53 PM
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan votes against releasing Trump's tax returns, then the next day says that we need to get answers on his ties to Russia.
WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
 
Yeeeeeeeeeep
Goddammit Paul Ryan
 
Are you guys really surprised at this point?
 
@StrixVaria Posturing, that's what's happening right now.
 
I see you guys say this stuff and I'm not even shocked anymore
 
3:54 PM
@Yuuki Make sure not to forget your keyboard.
 
@StrixVaria Republicans want to keep power, but only on their terms, damn their constituency.
 
@StrixVaria lies
 
I don't know what the end goal is for the Republicans, though.
 
@Yuuki I also enjoy the following that Mads said
 
@StrixVaria job safety
 
3:55 PM
> “I don’t know about that, but I really like that rumor.” Mads replied. “That’s a lovely rumor.”
 
And Trump would ice out anyone who doesn't agree with and support him.
 
"a lovely rumour"
 
Yeah I'm unsure what the endgame is here
 
Trump is one of the worst people alive.
 
as it stands it seems that republicans' vision is "Can We Just Go Back To The 50s"
 
3:56 PM
@StrixVaria politifact rates MOSTLY TRUE
 
@StrixVaria See the problem with thinking Republicans have an end goal is the implication that they can think in the long-term.
And it honestly doesn't seem like that's the case these days.
 
most right wing populisms also seem to harken back to those times
not the historical 50s, just the time after ww2 and before nice things
a time before the EU
a time before renewables
 
In the 50s weren't we like super happy that we weren't Germany?
So why are we trying to be 30s-40s Germany now?
 
Iunno
Reasons?
 
No, we weren't. Our parents were. We're dumber
 
3:58 PM
@StrixVaria so that you can be in the 50s in as soon as 10 years?
 
Fuck he's right
 
@StrixVaria Well, to get to '50s America, you need '30s-'40s Germany first and since no one wants to do that for us right now...
 
sometimes it feels like it's the 1850s
GET OUR JOBS BACK
RIDING HORSES
DELIVERING THINGS
FEEDING HORSES
 

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