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17:01
so why wouldn't you buy xn--e77h.whatever
instead of putting an emoji in
will they still realize what's going on? :P
@badp yes, only one tld allows it anymore.
user15026
@Avery That's a lot for something that's a little ridiculous seeming :p
yeah, hence I noped out
Also I have a new profile picture
dunno why they banned them
I hate this sort of HOLIER THAN THOU approach to unicode
EXCUSE ME MAKE WAY FOR MY CODE BEEP BEEP
17:04
dumps PCI compliance on @MadMAxJr
Then I copy and paste something twice as long as your code that's less optimal and a copy/paste from a low vote answer on StackOverflow.
I can trump your compliance by playing the 'THE BOSS TOLD ME TO DO IT' card.
dumps legal on @MadMAxJr
@MadMAxJr I'm sorry. There was a recent executive order that said all uses of the word "Trump" must be capitalized.
@Sterno No, TRUMP must be fully capitalized
tRUMP
17:08
ha, rump
like a bum
17:22
Be quiet or the Trumpler Youth Brigade will hear you.
@MadMAxJr pls
the realtude of the situation is approaching threshold
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Q: What's the difference of the two systems?

KimatuyI've lately been working on a piston door in Minecraft. It is almost finished and the only part that I have to add is the redstone signal elevator, but then it does something that leaves me confused. Here are two picture of the systems, which normally should be giving the same result. The first ...

oh wow, my banks lets me NOT accept them using my data
wat
> Do you want us to use your personal data to improve our service?
17:36
> Cactus are the most antisocial plant, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, "Don't fucking come near me".
@Avery They are just asking you for your opinion, not telling you what they are going to actually do. ;)
@James I read the legalese. It's an opt-out.
@Avery It was a joke hence the winky ;)
When you click No, it asks "What are you hiding?"
17:39
well 2/3 drives of mine are encrypted, so I must be hiding something
@Yuuki wat
@Yuuki no
> 1) Bees communicate by dancing.
> 2) Juxtaposition of communicating tragic news with twerking.
I mean
twerking IS bad news
17:46
@Yuuki wat wat, in the butt
I thought the twerking was the tragic news
i n b 9 d
i n bee 9 d
@beedpls
I love that the bridge inb4 formula has become "inb" + random.randint(4,100)
tfw you have to unsubscribe from spam even from your government
this is scary
I open the thing called "my page", and it has weather for 2 cities: the one I live in, and the one my thingy is at (thingy = where dad's born, but my id info gets registered and documented there, because why not. This is not some fuckup on family end, but on government end, that's that way for everyone)
I mean, that's like, scary.
17:57
@KevinvanderVelden wow when I was uninstalling and reinstalling VS it never required an update. It looks like we're stopping at 3 restarts today
-1
Q: Tower Defense Game Where Attacker is One Line of Monster

bayuahLong time ago, I found some kind of tower defense game. It was run on my Windows XP system. Because of some problem, I reinstall the system and forgot to backup it years ago. The game story is a bunch of monsters—some flying, some walk—, tried to reach the end of winding road. Their goal is to g...

@MattE.Эллен That must be where Doctor Strange gets his coffee.
*It's *It's
-to
*and
@Wipqozn tl;dr Buddhists can go to hell. /s
(Hindus as well)
18:04
pls
*become
huh I'm question banned on SO
I'd pin that, but I think Bridge knows how to not be an asshole
So instead have this
👍
(I'd have starred it but all those things @badp said)
(TAKE THAT, TURTLE)
That'll show him
ur a boat tho
YOU'RE A BOAT
no I'm Venom Snake
I keep forgetting that thing in MGSV
and which picture I chose to use
18:10
I assume KoRL has thumbs
Considering he's also King Hyrule
spoiler alert (the game came out 13 years ago)
@Unionhawk urmom is a boat
W O W
cc @Wipqozn on that sick burn
this Dianne Feinstein is going to have an interesting day
18:11
you know there's a reason Hyrule is at the bottom of the ocean, their king is a boat
@badp It's a small sample of votes, to be fair
But yes, apparently Senator Feinstein is terrible
@Unionhawk don't put facts in the way
you know that's not how it works!
And will have a fun primary season the next time that happens
@badp Everyone I talk to from California despises Feinstein.
But she's the incumbent Democrat so she'll never lose.
I mean, that's probably what they said about whoever Ted Cruz replaced
(that guy retired didn't he now that I think about it)
18:13
@Unionhawk She did.
Dammit, double wrong
Look on the bright side @Unionhawk at least you know the true identity of a boat
At least my senators aren't terrible
@Yuuki I mean she's one of the 3 democrats that voted for "To prohibit taxpayer funded abortions"
or not
Lipinski / Peterson / Cuellar
A lot of the votes so far have been meh
18:16
is "To prohibit taxpayer funded abortions" really meh
I said a lot
there's like seven
you said that
Like 4-5/7 are meh
Ok maybe most are not meh
Dammit
Ah, Feinstein abstained on ACA
that's the main reason she's 100
and other spineless cowards are only at 83
oh good
no
that's okay
that's a reasonable thing to do
just don't take any stance ever
this is perfectly acceptable
you just are there to sit pretty and make cash
just keep ignoring it like you did with brexit
I thought the Queen of England was explicitly supposed to be non-political
user4704
18:23
What can the monarch actually do?
Yeah, I was going to say, that is her job
@JoshPetrie what does she actually do?
I mean she's older than Trump so she can probably beat him with a scepter and get away with it
user4704
(I mean, I know she can make a statement and that that has impact, but I'm not from the UK and my understanding is that she basically has no power to really... do stuff?)
She technically has power, but in practice doesn't use it.
user4704
18:26
because that would indicate taking a side, which she doesn't want to do? Or because traditionally the office never utilizes its power, whomever is holding it at the time?
I mean, she's been the queen for a while now, anything she does is tradition.
It looks like the Queen is the Commander-in-chief half of the president role
and a couple other things
Actually it would be an interesting question of what what would happen if she condemned Trump given that she has an inexplicably high favourability rate among Americans
since POTUS is essentially Queen and Prime Minister of the United States
I guess because we don't pay attention to history or something
18:28
let me tell you, history has a very good regard for "His" "Majesty" let's-do-absolutely-nothing-while-Mussolini-does-their-thing "Victor Emmanuel III" of "Italy"
I mean other than you don't elect queens
BUT DETAILS
@TimStone I mean the Pope tried to speak out on things and was largely ignored so eh.
@TimStone I mean, if you multiply that by the majority unfavorability rating of POTUS...
but that was the roman catholic pope
Yeah, the Pope is okay but I think he's only around 60% favourability
18:30
@badp Yeah, to be fair, most Americans couldn't give any less of a shit about the pope
@TimStone that's still 20% more than Trump!!
probably 30 now tbh
I mean it's more the fact that the word "nazi" is being thrown around a lot and she's like actually lived through WW2
from a country that was involved since day 1
and is very proud for their role and accomplishments
I mean, it's not really being thrown around as much as it is being applied to people who believe in ethnic cleansing
and we certainly owe a debt of gratitude to the UK from this point of view
@Unionhawk it's different if she calls nazis "nazis".
18:32
That's true
At best I'm just some idiot on the internet
Oh good, Trump is spending the weekend at Mar-A-Lago, maybe we'll be able to sleep for a day or two
maybe it's different just because she doesn't usually make this kinda statements?
btw I wanted to say
I'm thoroughly impressed by the level of enthusiastic patriotic unrest on display for Trump's actions
you guys are legit
I actually signed up for an action call with ACLU and others
Based on Portman's stances though I don't think I'll need to do a lot though
Boris Johnson: no reason to cancel the Trump visit. The UK held state dinners for Mugabe and Ceausescu, too.… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/826130868657913857
which is p good
18:34
Well now, that's quite a comparison
I should make sure Warren Davidson is on the same page though
since we'll be out of just confirmations pretty soon here
@badp Unfortunately, this shit always gets undercut with "This was all paid for by George Soros" conspiracies
Which is absolute horseshit
I do look forward to State of Washington vs United States of America
That should be fun
@TimStone The hilarious thing is that Boris "Brexit Bus" Johnson is making that comparison.
@Unionhawk I mean, I guess we could counter with "This was all paid for by the Koch brothers", but apparently they're dumping Trump too.
Good
@TimStone BREAKING: President Trump attacked by bobcat
@Unionhawk You mean lapislazulicat.
cc... @Fluttershy @Avery?
@Yuuki I got that reference
@Avery This is like the only Steven Universe joke I know. I have no clue how I stumbled on it.
@Yuuki Eh...?
@Fluttershy I have no clue who watches Steven Universe in here.
@Unionhawk Cont. World rejoices
@Yuuki Oh. Not me.
@Unionhawk This. Followed by this.
Today in overly exposed pictures that drastically cut down your enjoyment of the actual real-life scene in comparison:
US condemns #QuebecMosqueAttack, "in the strongest possible terms...terrible reminder of why we must remain vigilan… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/826140279577178112
>_>
pulls out the bucket of thinking faces
Like. Y'all spreading the islamophobia and you have the gall to get up there and talk about being vigilant
@TimStone I mean, if there are no Muslims in the country, then there are no mosques to be attacked. /s
Oh nice, it's funded
@Unionhawk I should also go visit. It's like an hour away for me.
18:53
I saw it very early on and was waiting for confirmation it was the right GoFundMe campaign
Hmm, it's snowing
I don't know for sure if the circumstances are suspicious but they definitely seem suspicious
What, that it's snowing? Definitely
No, that... never mind
Oh no, Masaya Nakamura has died
ONLY 91! 2017 CONFIRMED WORST YEAR
18:57
:P
I mean 2017 is off to a pretty bad start but for different reasons
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING LIKE THAT @Sterno?
LIKE REALLY ARE YOU SERIOUS
Checking...
...
... yes. Yes I do.
@Sterno Man, why did all the old people have to wait until 2017 to die?
Today on Petty Revenge:
> Speeding up a coworker's double click speed and watch him squirm when his normal double clicking speed isn't working.
2015 had its chance to kill me and it failed. NOW I WILL NEVER DIE
> Paramedics discover withered corpse, radiological dating estimates 13.82 billion years of age.
19:06
@Sterno what happened in 2015?
My doctor told me I probably had untreatable lung cancer but it turned out to be bat poop fungus!
@Sterno It's all right there in your contract. Subsection B.
@Sterno that is certainly some crazy turn of events
oh my god
19:11
@Yuuki No way, man. I'm not gonna risk getting launched into space for real like those kids back in the 80s.
@Fluttershy On the other hand, in space there is no Trump.
> Train like an astronaut on our Multi-Axis Trainer!
Construct and launch your own rocket!
Learn teambuilding exercises on our Low Elements Ropes Course.
Test your engineering skills in designing a protective heat shield!
Perform an extended-duration simulated mission!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@TrentHawkins True...
Spicer says "by and large" Trump has been "praised" for omitting mention of Jewish people from his Holocaust statement.
brings out the bucket of thinking faces again
Yes, praised by literal nazis
Most people opt to not go for that look
holy fuck
Hmm... I need to try something.
(and the person responsible for providing that information ended up dead, I think)
Further conspiracies, Sterno has actually been jellied alcohol in a can this whole time.
I'd buy that
Slight correction:
> Carter Page wasn't offered a 19% share in the company, he was offered the priviledge to broker the deal if sanctions were lifted. To provide context, Carter Page worked for Merrill Lynch.
19:18
@badp This is my new favouritest thing
You can buy that. I'm pretty cheap
You can let Sterno in your home but it will be very opinionated and flammable.
> burns for up to 2-hours and consistently delivers the promised burn time
best burns
Brief history of Sterno:
Sterno ("canned heat") is a fuel made from denatured and jellied alcohol. It is designed to be burned directly from its can. Its primary uses are in the food service industry for buffet heating and in the home for fondue and as a chafing fuel for heating chafing dishes. Other uses are for camp stoves and as an emergency heat source. It is also a popular fuel for use with toy and model steam and other external combustion engines. Sterno cans were sometimes taken on trips and used to heat pressing and curling irons and hot combs, for hairstyling, when travelers were staying at hotels and not located...
Sterno was used to cheat in NASCAR!
19:21
🤔
Huh, TIL
in...teresting?
[tag:🤔]
eh
science is hard
I blame the fact that thinking emoji doesn't render properly on this computer
@MadMAxJr Huh. NASCAR regulates the fuel used in the races?
I guess that makes sense.
They regulate damn near everything in and on the car.
> There are many instances of people drinking Sterno to become intoxicated
w a t
19:25
So every car performs exactly the same, all drivers considered equal?
@Unionhawk Well, sure. I make people feel good.
Also, I'm hot.
> Sterno is poisonous
Personally I feel like "toxic" is a better description.
> Sterno would be squeezed through cheesecloth or a sock and the resulting liquid mixed with fruit juice to make "jungle juice," "sock wine," or "squeeze".
Just, everything about that is gross to begin with
19:28
> A by-product of the manufacturing process produces a gel-like substance later refined as Sterno.
I read that as "jingle juice" at first
I mean
I feel like you're on to something there
> Panty Party is a fast-paced battle game. Fly as a panty in the street and in-between buildings. Search for the enemy panties and kick their bad ♥♥♥!
If it were $.99 instead of $9.99 there would be a lot of gift copies on their way
wat
We need extreme vetting on steam tbh
19:31
There is so much shit on Steam
... I'd play it.
Trying to check new releases and two pages in is a bunch of shit games and that's only up through tomorrow
@Avery first I need to finish Disgaea
first I need to finish Owlboy
first I need to finish Axiom Verge
There needs to be a "games that aren't shit" filter
...who am I kidding?
@Sterno apply it as a label on steam
that's going to go very well
@badp Have you started this yet?
nuuu john kasich why
john kasich pls
@Fluttershy yup
@Unionhawk Oh, is Panty Party on his Steam wishlist?
the start cutscene is... different
19:36
Gov @JohnKasich wants to increase taxes on beer, wine to pay for income tax cut. http://www.mydaytondailynews.com/news/gov-kasich-wants-raise-sales-cigarette-alcohol-taxes-give-income-tax-cut/fwEOwGyQfd9WZsGPg7ryKL/ https://t.co/3imAaoCdBL
:(
@badp I've heard good things about it, but haven't bought it yet. Let me know what you think!
(this is probably a net wash for me tbh though)
reminder that taxes go towards good things like roads and utilities and healthcare -- unless you're in the US
then they still pay for the judiciary which is like your last hope
They're not looking to increase funding they're looking to cut income tax
@Unionhawk At least you can buy it on Sunday!
19:39
SHOCKING NEWS TAXPAYERS TO PAY MORE TAXES TO GIVE TRUMP HIGHER MARGINS
@Sterno I can't remember if that's still a thing I can't do here.
as he exits stage left I COULD NEVER SEE THIS COMING ETC. WHATEVER
A German Sterno would be named Hexamine
@Sterno That's true
Indiana is dumb
I find it hilarious that gas stations just use the same blueprints for new stores in indiana too, even though they can't get a liquor license allowing a beer cave
@Unionhawk The funny part is that it's liquor stores fighting to NOT change the laws because then they'd lose a ton of business to convenience stores, supermarkets, etc
So they just throw coke in there and call it good
@Sterno Yes
And breweries are fighting to change them so they don't have to take "this may be sitting on a warm shelf for a while" into account
Which is the single dumbest thing ever
like I don't disagree this is evil, but this is like run-of-the-mill evil
you should have seen this coming in 1985
it was so predictable
I mean meh
It's state income tax
Not fed
Though I assume they're looking to cut fed income tax
19:43
Honestly I'm not entirely sure why Kasich's thing is bad after reading the article
@BlueBarren Still waiting on Switch news.
I guess it unfairly discriminates against alcoholics
It's probably a wash for me
we'll get there
19:44
I didn't see that he was looking to lower income tax for <80k
@Yuuki yes. I'm probably going to stick with my digital PC version because I don't want to wait any longer to play the game. Performance on the Switch is also a concern
I mean, there is the argument that consumption tax unfairly penalizes the poor over the rich since they spend all their money
I just assumed he's looking at the stereotype thing of lowering everyone's taxes but especially >1M
@Sterno Yes, there is that
But when it's cigarettes and alcohol getting the tax increase, then ehhhhh
Sure
And Ohio sales tax is already not terrible
19:45
I'm sure you guys do have a lot of subsidies on getting poor people to cut on nicotine and alcohol
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@badp We're battling a much harder drug battle, honestly
Getting people off heroin
Because dear god
Taxing them like nuts for their bad habits could get them to cut it! :P
@Sterno nope
We need ultra drug. A bottle of alcohol that when empty, can be ground down into a fine powder for smoking.
There was a :P on there for a reason
19:47
I also don't qualify as an alcoholic
so there is that
SAYS EVERY ALCOHOLIC EVER
I had a screwdriver over the weekend, clearly I have an alcohol problem.
@Unionhawk can stop whenever he wants
I can
Can he start whenever he wants?
19:48
No
@Unionhawk Or prescription opioids.
But that's a "don't drink at the office" thing
@Yuuki yuuup
@Unionhawk doesn't have a crippling addiction to wrong
@Unionhawk can stop wrong at any time
Why can't Ohio abuse meth instead of heroin like every other self-respecting state?
19:53
@Sterno My state is starting to discover the joys of cocaine addiction.
I almost ended up living in Toledo. DODGED A BULLET.
Ohio isn't terrible overall
Cincinnati is pretty good, anyway
My wife spends a good portion of her day as a doctor dealing with drug seekers
There's something somewhere in the Senate to try and help with this thing
Since every state has some drug problem
probably
Maybe just boring states like Ohio and Indiana

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