The Bridge

badp

17:14

a funny definition of 0%

Tim Stone

Wipqozn

oh hey, @Sterno did wind up buying shadow tactics

Tim Stone

Valve, why are you so terrible?

badp

@TimStone whoops

@TimStone don't worry I'll be happy to take your cards

Tim Stone

"lol you changed phones and we make you remove the old Steam Guard before setting up the new one so [middle finger]"

badp

17:21

@TimStone will it work if you try going through the steam client itself?

Tim Stone

I was, so no dice

Incidentally the "deactivate to use a new device" is obnoxiously common with 2FA schemes

Lazers 2.0

-3

Q: Xbox 360...has my xbox 360?

I bought an xbox 360 1 year ago. I have a rented warehouse, and I keep my consoles, every console that was in market, from the spectrum to playstation 3. I own 359 original Ps3 games, 152 xbox360 Games, 247 Ps2 Games, and about 580 Pc games. I keep them for my children, and for the children's ch...

xbox-360

RedRiderX

@badp 0% of your friends chose it.

badp

@RedRiderX am I not my own friend

RedRiderX

No

badp

17:35

y tho

RedRiderX

Ask Steam

badp

no u

RedRiderX

no steam

Yuuki

Also, do you really like yourself enough to consider you as a friend?

RedRiderX

How many episodes in are you?

badp

17:35

@Yuuki if I don't who would

Yuuki

I'm not friends with @Yuuki, that guy's a jerk.

badp

@RedRiderX just finished 2

RedRiderX

@badp Ah well then

So did you ___ ___ or did ___ ___?

badp

RedRiderX

But that's ep1?

badp

17:39

spoiler alert: most of my friends did not water the plant

Fluttershy

@TimStone Weird. Mine didn't make me do that when I switched phones. :o

badp

monsters

Tim Stone

@Fluttershy Really? I tried to set it up on the new phone and it was all "Nah, you gotta remove it on your existing device first" -_-

badp

also I thought I did help Warren!

oh well

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone mine handled it ok as well

Tim Stone

17:42

I'm calling shenanigans

GodEmperorDune

i guess going from iphone to iphone it cloned the secret key or whatever makes it tick

Tim Stone

Oh, okay

arda

@badp I did

RedRiderX

@badp Hmm so this continues the streak of me being the only person I know that wasn't able to finish the major plot point of ep 2 how I wanted.

GodEmperorDune

@arda what game is this?

arda

17:43

@GodEmperorDune life is strange

GodEmperorDune

@arda kk

badp

@RedRiderX if it's what we're talking about then I did reload the checkpoint.

S-S-S-S-S-SAVE SCUMMMMM

RedRiderX

@badp Aww I didn't think I could do that.

@badp The ultimate time travel.

badp

I have another choice to regret anyway

arda

So apparently some group in Turkey attacked santa in a mall and... you really have to see it to understand (not nsfw, explicit nor gore, but contains 3 turkish men holding a gun to a man in santa costume)

> we don't celebrate christmas because it's non islamic

> proceeds to hold a gun to santa's head

RedRiderX

17:46

Oh my

arda

(they did not fire at him, but still)

Yuuki

That's like saying you don't believe in education and take a janitor hostage.

MBraedley

I completely forgot that John Rhys-Davies played the holographic da Vinci in Star Trek Voyager

RedRiderX

@Yuuki More like taking Reader Rabbit hostage.

Yuuki

Whether or not you believe in education, the janitor's only there because it's his job.

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of mall Santas that aren't Christian.

GodEmperorDune

17:48

@arda but i thought the original st nicholas was FROM turkey?

arda

@GodEmperorDune Yes, from Antalya.

or hatay or something not sure

badp

so

um

when people tell you

"water the plant but don't drown it"

that doesn't mean "water the plant every other day"

GodEmperorDune

@arda wikipedia says demre

Yuuki

@badp Depends on the plant.

badp

that still means "water the plant every day"

so fuck you game

Yuuki

17:49

12 secs ago, by Yuuki

@badp Depends on the plant.

arda

@GodEmperorDune demre is a town in antalya

badp

@Yuuki plant isn't a cactus

arda

Demre

Demre is a town and its surrounding district in the Antalya Province on the Mediterranean coast of Turkey, named after the river Demre. Demre is the Lycian town of Myra, the home of Saint Nicholas of Myra, the historical man later developed into the figure of Santa Claus. The district was known as Kale until it was renamed in 2005. A substantial Christian community of Greeks lived in Demre (Myra) until the 1920s when they were forced to migrate to Greece after the Population exchange between Greece and Turkey. The abandoned Greek villages in the region are a striking reminder of this exodus...

GodEmperorDune

@arda so you were right all along!

RedRiderX

@badp If it dirt is still pretty moist don't water it that day?

I think

Tim Stone

17:50

> The district was known as Kale until it was renamed in 2005 [after being confused for salad]

GodEmperorDune

also those rooms carved into the cliff look amazing

badp

@RedRiderX the pixels aren't quite high quality enough for this

Yuuki

> Water plants daily or every other day. Just-planted roots will be able to absorb soil moisture from only a small area until they begin to grow.

arda

@GodEmperorDune I'm never wrong. Even when I say imam hatipler kapatilsin

Yuuki

It depends on the plant.

Some plants are weaker to fungus or other infections and so you want the soil to be relatively dry. Those you water every other day or even less frequently.

badp

17:51

Tim Stone

@badp waterboarded the plant, basically

RedRiderX

@badp I just kept watering it

badp

I just watered it for two days straight

THIS GAME IS LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

UNINSTALL

Tim Stone

you are using PHP; configure your application so that none of earth inherit That vision

Tweeted by engineapoe on December 29, 2016 at 5:48 PM

/cc @Wipqozn

arda

can I even set up a subdomain without a dns record?

Wipqozn

17:54

Man I'm so tempted to adopt a second cat

Tim Stone

OpenTable just sent me an email to remind me that my password should be unique to OpenTable in light of the Yahoo breach

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Philately

Proposed Q&A site for those who collect, catalogue, or analyse stamps, their ephemera, and history.

Currently in definition.

Tim Stone

Which is reasonable enough, but given that I have a gmail email it seems kind of odd to frame in that context

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone it would really suck if gmail got breached

@arda i don't remember if dns will just point you to the parent domain and leave it up to your webserver to handle differently

i've always set up dns (or the equivalent in hostfile) for stuff like that

quick science shows you need to use DNS

> ping lolwut.google.com
Ping request could not find host lolwut.google.com. Please check the name and try again.

Wipqozn

I love abusing the upload image feature to shorten image urls

Yuuki

18:01

@Wipqozn I also do it because sometimes, image links have a tendency to break.

Twitter is really bad for this.

Wipqozn

yeah

There, just donated $100 to my local SPCA

aka an animal shelter, the one I adopted my cat Goblin from last year

Was shortening the image since I include the picture of her in the donation

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki in winter my cacti is every 8 weeks

why does your cat have a snake on her o_O

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Do the speedrun badges count ingame time or real time?

All of the missions in the game have an unlockable badge tied to a speedrun challenge, where you have to clear the mission withing a certain time limit. Seeing how often a player normally saves and reloads during the game, does the time limit account for that, or does it refer to real time?

shadow-tactics

0

Q: Dwarf fortress - dwarves not using wheelbarrows to haul building material

I'm building a stone structure far away from my stone stockpile. When the dwarves are hauling stone to the structure, they get incredibly slow. How can I get them to use wheelbarrows to haul this material to the building being built?

dwarf-fortress

djsmiley2k

@Lazers2.0 set the stockpile to use wheelbarrows

ui don't think they use them if it's directly from source

badp

18:17

oh, this is how the game pulls its crayon effect on things' borders

2

...except not

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Medication

Proposed Q&A site for doctors, medicine students, pharmacologists, biochemists, chemists, dentists, physicians, alternative medicine practitioners, herbal and traditional medicine practitioners

Currently in definition.

arda

@badp rip texenox

djsmiley2k

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment wut

traditional... wut

badp

@arda wat

djsmiley2k

@arda welp, for awhile i didn't know the difference between the two of you :O

arda

18:24

djsmiley2k

wait a moment

Unionhawk

Is this the same person retro trolled on steam I forget

arda

yes

Unionhawk

Good times~

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk yes that was a great thing

djsmiley2k

18:26

DON'T YOU SEE?

arda

I actually know of a newer story between him and a bridger but it'd be better if one of the two sides told the story

djsmiley2k

LOOK CLOSER

Unionhawk

ENHANCE

My. God.

Texenox

@djsmiley2k fuck off

GodEmperorDune

tex+e+nox = 23!

djsmiley2k

18:28

badp

you got inb4d so much @djsmiley2k

Texenox

@djsmiley2k i'm fucking dying

djsmiley2k

@Texenox because you got @badp'd ?

Unionhawk

Yeah my joke was way earlier and way dumber

Texenox

i thought yall forgot about me for a moment

djsmiley2k

18:30

@badp look again @badp, you were there all along.

@Texenox i forget almost no one

it's a weakness, a illness

arda

@djsmiley2k rip origamirobot

djsmiley2k

I was thinking about this just an hour ago after being on the loo

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox friend invite sent

@djsmiley2k wut

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune accepted

@arda funny story, actually

not sure if i should tell it though

arda

@Texenox well I don't know either........................ upto you and my ..............................isstuck

djsmiley2k

18:33

@GodEmperorDune i can name almost every person i've worked closely with

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k i am a terrible person, i forget names in like 6 months

djsmiley2k

@GodEmperorDune I think that's 'normal'

arda

tl;dr my dot key is broken

djsmiley2k

I have this weird thing, I remember the names of the kids we met on holiday when i was 12

(i'm 32)

GodEmperorDune

that is a superpower

arda

18:35

It takes me a lot to learn names but I rarely forget them

djsmiley2k

^^ this

Once I've commited something to memory, it's commited

@GodEmperorDune anyone whos had any kind of affect on me, i've remembered D:

arda

It's surprisingly easier for foreign names though, and harder for turkish ones

@djsmiley2k yeah same

djsmiley2k

every point in time i've been emotionally touched, I've remembered...

GodEmperorDune

i also am terrible at learning names to begin with, like i'll interact with someone on a near daily basis for months and have no idea what their name is but it's too late to ask them again

djsmiley2k

I remember walking into the wrong class at primary school, because no one had explained at the 'new' year in school you went into the next class up

rofl

arda

18:37

@djsmiley2k nonoonononon yOU JUST REMINDED ME OF A TERRIBLE THING THAT HAPPENED IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

djsmiley2k

sorry kiddo

you can't forget

memories can't be removed

or at least mine seemingly can't, no matter how much i want to forget

arda

and I just lost the game and have to announce it I guess

djsmiley2k

I remember a guy called Richard Draper

who in .... yr... errr i must of been yr 12 and him like yr 10

lent me his bonkers CD (I don't remember which one, 8 I think)

and I never gave it back :/;

:/

He then years later ended up going out with a girl who a few weeks previous had decided she was infatuated with me, but went so far to tell people she was going out with me

arda

similar case, but with borrowing a book, dammit, why did you make me remember that?

djsmiley2k

this was then helped along by my then ex girlfrield also telling people this

arda

18:39

aAND I also have a book Ididn't take back, I also remember that

djsmiley2k

at which point I met said girl in town and was like 'errr, hi, so appently we are going out?'

I was never interested in said girl btw

just not my type

her name is kirsty.

arda

oh boy you also made me remember the time school made me break up with my girlfriend (more like close friends)

djsmiley2k

eventually she ended up going out with another friend of mine, while we were in 6th form. Colin.

arda

I did not have a girlfriend ever since. Absolutely traumatic experience.

djsmiley2k

From Colin I remember 'Colin Workagogo' who you should all friend on facebook

GodEmperorDune

18:41

yeah early relationships are the worst

djsmiley2k

facebook.com/colin.workagogo?fref=ts

arda

It was such a big hit in self-esteem

djsmiley2k

@arda one day you'll make someone very happy

until then, don't worry about it

just enjoy people, being people

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k wut even is that

djsmiley2k

Hahaha

It's a balloon we made near christmas at a old job

Yuuki

18:44

@djsmiley2k Then ex-girlfriend? Is she your girlfriend again?

arda

@djsmiley2k Actually stuff's been rather nice lately for me

djsmiley2k

and for some reason we gave it a facebook account

@Yuuki no, she'd become my ex like 2 days before and thought spreading this would 'help'

Kaz Wolfe

Do I hear... DRAMA?

Yuuki

@djsmiley2k Yeah, but if she was your ex then, she should still be your ex now, right?

djsmiley2k

yes

Lazers 2.0

18:45

-1

Q: Failed to verify username craftbukkit server?

First of all: I do not own premium, I use mineshafter. I correctly configured by bukkit server, the ip and everything is alright. The only problem is when I go to login from mineshafter, I get the message failed to verify username, and then I can't login.

minecraft minecraft-bukkit

Yuuki

It's the "then" qualifier that I'm interested in. As far as I know, once someone becomes your ex, they're always your ex unless you get together again.

GodEmperorDune

@arda \o/

Yuuki

"Then ex-" implies that "ex-" is a temporary qualifier.

fredley

Good book

4

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki im likely usiong it wromg

im using as in recently

SaintWacko

18:49

@fredley the best part is that it has "Look Inside"

Kaz Wolfe

"my ex at the time" then could work, but is still ambiguous.

Texenox

@fredley imagine still caring this much about the election more than a month after the result

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox not to be a downer but some of us very much care about the election

Trump can (and looks like will try to) do a lot of damage in a lot of areas

some minority groups are concerned for their physical safety, which is not something to make light of

Texenox

and why

Yuuki

@Texenox It's almost as if we just elected a President.

Trump is not unique in this. People had a lot of feelings when Obama was elected and when Bush was elected.

Texenox

18:53

@Yuuki yes, we did

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox because my wife (holding our two month old baby) was yelled at and threatened by a stranger while walking down the street

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune >implying that has anything to do with the election

Yuuki

Not caring about an election after a month is a sign that there's something wrong with the population not that there's something right with it.

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox he mentioned trump in his rants

SaintWacko

@Texenox It does. It's told awful, horrible people that it's okay to be awful and horrible

Trump did it and he got elected president

djsmiley2k

18:55

hmmmmmm

we had that over here

Yuuki

Putting aside Trump himself, people should be talking about the president and the election after an election.

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k yes, MP jo cox was killed for supporting remain

which is apalling

Texenox

i'll be concerned when he does get put into office

Yuuki

If Hillary won, people should still be talking about the election. If Bernie won, people should still be talking about the election.

Kaz Wolfe

But if a goat won, nobody would.

GodEmperorDune

18:56

@Yuuki if not the election then the policies that are going to change

Texenox

fair enough

but then even so what is the point of releasing an empty book for £7 as a political gag

it's just obnoxious

Kaz Wolfe

@Texenox money.

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox yeah i don't get why its so expensive

RedRiderX

@Texenox It's a... joke?

GodEmperorDune

phpthegoodparts.tumblr.com does the same joke for much cheaper

Yuuki

18:58

@Texenox This is the point of view that I'm somewhat confused about when it comes to politicians. "Wait until Trump does something", do you realize what politicians and lawmakers do? All they do is talk and talk. Once they "do something", that "something" is a law. And now you've waited a bit too long.

RedRiderX

@GodEmperorDune Well creating a new physical paperback book probably has a fixed minimum cost.

Texenox

GodEmperorDune

cc @Wipqozn

Texenox

>joke

Yuuki

"Wait for results" does not apply to politicians, imo.

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