So, my plan. This will sound silly,
but try to bear with me.
This idea is based entirely on my total misunderstanding of some Stephen Hawkings book I just picked up in my data thingy...
So, according to this disproven 'Big Crunch' theory, the universe at some point is going to reverse direction and all mush together.
If I've misunderstood correctly, time MIGHT go backwards during the shrinking of spacetime.
Probably not but let's go with it...
If — right — we put these huge, fuck-off-massive boosters onto this planet,