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user15026
12:02 AM
One more work day til vacation!
 
user15026
Some guy driving by just barked at me. What the fuck does that even mean? Am I supposed to be flattered by a random dude yelling woof woof at Me?
 
are you sure it was a guy?
and not a golden retriever in a wig?
 
user15026
Pretty sure, but I can't confirm. :p
 
PIZZA+BEER=BEST RESTAURANT
HELLO
 
@Unionhawk pizza i agree with
 
12:11 AM
MORE FOR ME
 
@Ash what
 
@Ash wouldn't that be like, the opposite of a cat call? (geddit)
 
user15026
@Unionhawk I suppose it would be
 
Reddit is down. How am I supposed to procrastinate now?
 
@PrivatePansy still?
 
12:19 AM
They're bringing it back slowly, but the page is still timing out for me
 
up here, eird
 
Ah, it took a few refreshes but it seem to be working now
 
@PrivatePansy just keep refreshing reddit
 
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Q: How do you use the /execute command

CrazyCrafterhow do you use the /execute command? it seems dumb. I tried to use it for something, but the commands work exactly the same

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Q: How do I spawn a large platform of lava up at build limit?

ThatGuyHeyoI'm looking to use a command block to spawn in a large platform of lava up at the build limit so it will flow down. I'm having trouble with the commands, though, and the fact that the lava doesn't flow. Is what I'm trying to do possible or not?

 
12:35 AM
I'M RUNNING A CONTEST TO WIN A THING! Please RT! https://t.co/tLM8zRWKaD
The THING in question
 
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Q: Why can't you just pick up your balls?

Fredy31In Pokemon lore, was it ever explained why a PokeBall is just lost when you miss or a Pokemon breaks free? Basically, why can't you just pick up your failed balls off the ground and reuse them? I guess we are looking for an explanation given in the game themselves, but I would say its still goo...

 
@GodEmperorDune lolol. But Actually, was on the waterfront with some friends and there were some seals hanging out on a rock.
 
Oh, I see the thing that reddit updated itself for
This is actually quite nice
Especially on a touchscreen laptop
 
1:03 AM
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Q: How do I find Tanaris

NonosHow do I get to Tanaris for the rocket rescue quest. I cannot find it on my flight map. What is the closest destination.?

 
Omg
Barrel aged. Sour. Cherry. Porter.
(the emphasis is on sour cherry in this case, and I think red wine barrels)
 
1:23 AM
(They say particularly more meteors after midnight)
 
@Yuuki midnight... Local time? Or midnight cdt?
 
@Unionhawk Well, the site is Houston-based, so I'm assuming CDT.
 
I see
 
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Q: Starters Appeared on the Same Spot Where I am!

Zack QuartaroloWhen I try playing this app, after the professor giving me Pokeballs. Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle all appeared where I am on the same spot all glitchy. I can't do anything but close the app, and again, and again, and again, and they still appear to where I am all glitch-like. I didn't fin...

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Q: Smart Heavy with too many skills - Will that be a problem?

vianna77I don't know if that's going to be a issue in the game, but I have a Ranger that is burning bullets as fast as he can (7 bullets each time he shots something). My Heavy has 8 intelligence. He also has Weaponsmith, Demolition and Alarm Disabling. In order to make him stop using all the bullets, I'...

 
1:40 AM
Huh, it apparently switches observatories?
Because right now the one on the stream is in the UK.
 
@PrivatePansy that blue one is a jerk
 
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Q: Multiple clash royale accounts on 1 iOS device?

wizlocIs is possible to play two clash royale accounts from a single iOS device? I want to play for my friend while my account is unlocking chests. I logged into his Apple ID account on my Game Center on my device, but it still loads the progress from my game, even when launching the game from Game Cen...

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Q: Why Won't my incense work?

Kyle tEvery time I use an incense I see the cloud around my character but no Pokémon apear and yes I am walking around. Any suggestions?

 
@GodEmperorDune RAINBOW DASH DID NOTHING WRONG
 
@arda i don't know who that is
 
1:49 AM
@GodEmperorDune that blue one
 
@arda i thought that was rarity
 
rarity is white with purple hair
 
@GodEmperorDune cc @kalina RIP @kalina
 
i'm gonna take a step back and watch bojack because i am thoroughly confused
 
1:52 AM
what the actual hell
 
Does this help?
 
I was in a discord server. Someone joins, posts adult image, leaves. People are weird.
they got banned in a fraction of second, but still, people are weird
 
@fredley @Wipqozn lol manatee fair
this cosby allegory is fantastic
 
I'm launching Probetatoes. Which promptly burn up in atmo.
 
2:12 AM
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Q: In campaign, is it more profitable to keep buying colony modules or paying off debt / accumulating cash?

user1306322I've noticed that after a certain number of purchased modules, the projected cash/week figure doesn't increase noticeably. My play style results in a lot of debt until the steady production can be established, and so I wonder if I'd be better off by paying it off until the end of the last sol or ...

 
2:24 AM
@Sterno You should name a planet "This Land" and then name another "Your Grave".
 
 
1 hour later…
3:24 AM
"Getting pregnant is like leaving your front door open: anyone can walk in"
 
user15026
?
 
@PrivatePansy what?
 
3:45 AM
A quote from the author of We Need to Talk About Kevin, in a Q&A session she's doing on BBC radio right now
 
@PrivatePansy i fail to see how pregnancy is like an open door
 
@GodEmperorDune You don't know what your child might grow up to become
 
user15026
Yeah, I don't get what they're going for
 
user15026
Okay, kinda, maybe?
 
Maybe "giving birth" would've been a better phrase? I dunno. I kinda get what they're going for.
 
user15026
3:50 AM
I kinda get it, it is just such a strange sentiment
 
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Q: I CAN install Pokemon Go from Google Play Store but it won't open

LuisEganI bought a Quo tablet (chinese one) that has the following specs: Intel Atom processor z2520 Android 4.4 1GB RAM 8GB ROM 7" 1024x600 res 2MP rear camera First, when I tried to install Pokemon Go through the google store it would say my device was incompatible, but when I updated everything it l...

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Q: How do I heal my ship in No Man's Sky?

dg99If my shield (or my hazard protection) fails and my body takes damage, I can get health from all sorts of things: wall dispensers, shiny artifacts, plants, helpful aliens, etc. What about when my ship's shields fail and it takes damage? How can I heal that? (My current ship started out with 5 ...

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Q: Do I move my whole forearm using palm grip?

user3226167I am switching to palm grip from claw grip because of some RSI issue. I feel that the movement is very sluggish, especially when I am moving move forward and backward. Do I move my whole forearm when I move the mouse forward/backward? Is it correct to use only wrist to move sideways?

 
"Anyone can walk in" is meant to mean that their kid could grow up to be a serial killer, or the next president, or the leader of MS-13, or something. But yeah, the phrasing is super weird.
 
yeah i think they could have picked a much better metaphor
 
user15026
I get that they're going for some sort of mystic woo "kid can be anything good or bad" but it just is a weird way to remark on a thing
 
see i thought it was "anyone can walk in to your lady parts" and that doesn't jive with my understanding of such things
 
user15026
3:51 AM
@GodEmperorDune okay good I am not hte only one that was like "pretty sure for most people pregnancy is a big sign saying THIS SHIT IS CLOSED FOR REFURBISHING"
 
"Pregnancy is a big sign that your lady bits are closed for refurbishing" - @Ash 2016
Anyway, that remark was made in a conversation about parenting and family
 
user15026
also in TUmblr's quest to shove everyone into tidy boxes they have literally decided there is a label for people who don't want to label their sexuality and that just breaks my brain a little
 
If you won the lottery and got 15 million, what is the first thing you would do with the money.
 
user15026
@Dragonrage Cake.
 
user15026
Or a fancy-ass dinner
 
3:54 AM
@Ash Seconded
 
user15026
while I figured out what the blue bloody fuck to do next
 
Cake is nice. I personally would go get reconstructive surgery on my shoulder
 
Put it in a trust fund or something
 
@Dragonrage pay off student loans, buy a house
and most likely donate the rest because i don't need that hassle
mo money mo problems
 
user15026
@Dragonrage Oh, I'd do other stuff, but you asked the first thing
 
user15026
3:56 AM
and my first instinct would be "eat something good while I figure out what to do"
 
user15026
I'd probably not actually buy a house, at least not right now
 
@Dragonrage if only you were in canada where such things are already paid for
 
That would be cool.
If something comes up though and makes me hit my deductible, i will probably try and have it done then.
 
4:18 AM
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Q: How do spells measure time?

RapidaIn real time terms what are the units of time that spell and effects use in Baldur's Gate 2: Enhanced Edition? I mean the times such as Casting Time, Turn, Round, Hours, etc.

 
4:31 AM
Should I make my antagonist Harambe? #meatlyjam
sleepy tweets best tweets
sleepy game jams best game jams
 
5:11 AM
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Q: Minecraft server connection problem

Logan Hello this is just a simple question but I cannot connect to this certain Modded pixelmon server PichuCraft to be specific it says there's 31/100 people but I am not connecting to everything I have is up to date and I've played on it earlier today but now it's saying I can't connect to it it's no...

 
5:33 AM
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Q: Do the Pokemons move in Pokemon Go? If they don't, then what does the lure do?

太極者無極而生At first I thought the grass flying up in the sky indicating a Pokemon means that the Pokemons move around. But then when I walked past the Pokemon twice, they appear at the same spot, and another cellphone and account show the same location too. So the Pokemons do not move at all? If so, then...

 
5:45 AM
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Q: Pokemon Go Combat Points over Individual Values

FewFlyByI have 2 Dragonites, one with more Combat Points than the other one with more Individual Values. I used pogobag.com to get the values: VS As you can see, the first one have bigger combat points and the other one have bigger individual values. I want to Power Up and keep only 1. Which would be...

 
6:11 AM
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Q: Is there a way to position the mouse at a certain point with the press of a button?

iraserdAs a healer with mouseover-macros I sometimes lose track of where my mouse is on-screen, losing a few seconds finding it again. I would like to have a key bound to resetting the mouse position to a point that I can choose (I would want it to jump on the Tank in my UI). Is there any way to do th...

 
6:29 AM
Morning
 
@Arperum evening
 
all-nighter morning
@Frank finished already :(
 
@arda how many things are after the spud gun?
 
@GodEmperorDune 2 or 3 I think
3-4 upgrades though
 
yeah my next upgrade is irish pride
is there prestige?
 
6:38 AM
huh?
 
like you get ot the end and reset with a bonus
 
Incrementals tend to give you reasons to start over and unlock shittons more stuff that way.
 
ah
it doesn't reset, no
@Arperum only heard that with word ascension
 
@arda ascension is the Kol version of a similar concept
 
not really - heard on 2-3 other incrementals that is "start over and unlock shittons more stuff"
 
6:40 AM
hmm
 
nonstop knight and clicker heroes
 
There have been more of them linked in here. some kittens game IIRC.
 
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Q: Is there anything that determines the number of times a pokeball will shake

AresWhen catching Pokemon, we all see the pokeball shake back and forth. Does more shakes actually indicate that I was close? Is there any useful information I can get from the number of shakes?

 
i guess the incrementals craze died down before @arda started hanging out here
i remember @StrixVaria was posting at least one a week at one point
 
@GodEmperorDune Yea, or @fredley.
 
6:45 AM
yeah
and @badp posted updates to @fredley's "unbeatable" incremental
 
@GodEmperorDune ahah, that gave me an idea
 
@GodEmperorDune cc @fredley for misery
 
perfect pixel art
Mouse + uneven surface + sleepy arda = that thing
 
you've unlocked the key to @badp's heart
 
 
6:55 AM
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Q: How do I install the Don't Starve (Together?) "A New Reign" beta

KonerakA friend on steam told me there's (going to be?) a new expansion on Don't Starve (Together)? I'd love to start playing but am not sure how to install it. Can anyone find/make a step by step guide?

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Q: Which Squirtle should I evolve? (I.V. question)

AdamG20Okay, I have a pretty good grasp on what IV's are and how much they affect your Pokemon. I just need to know for sure which Squirtle I should evolve before I waste my candy. Ex. 1: Squirtle (331 CP 24.4% IV) Ex. 2: Squirtle (170 CP 55.6% IV) Or should I just wait for a better Squirtle?...

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Q: mistyped email?

user162542Hey so i have a pokemon trainor club account and have been playing pokemon go, its telling me i need to authenticate my email however i think i mistyped my email. so now i have no idea if its even sending to the right place. and i have no way of checking where it is sending too... what do i do to...

 
7:25 AM
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Q: What does research refresh does in Tharsis?

ShloEmiIn the game of Tharsisthere is a a research option in the refresh panel, what does it do?

 
7:36 AM
@GodEmperorDune My mom had some inspector come to her farm once and asked her where her boss was (trying to refer to my dad, farm is hers, not his). She decided on calling the dog, claiming that she was her boss.
 
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Q: What's the meaning of 'SYS FAIL' in Tharsis?

ShloEmiOn of the modules is having 'SYS FAIL', what's the expected impact of this event?

 
@Arperum ahahhaha nice
 
@murgatroid99 depends a lot on the age of your children tbh. Think ages 0–3.
Dunno how long it takes before you can stop worrying about it
PROBABLY NEVER
 
8:17 AM
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Q: Can't locate my original Pokemon Go data

Angie Velez-tufteeSo I've been playing Pokemon Go & made it so far as to get on a team. When I tried login back in a few days later, I couldn't remember how I logged in. I tried different logins & a new game started. How can I get back to my original game. Is there a way that info can be looked up for me by th...

 
8:48 AM
Apparently Facebook has a Facebook Canvas platform for apps to run on, and a Facebook Canvas Ad, which is an ad format
And god help you if you want to find documentation for the former
 
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Q: How to calculate IVs properly

WashuI have been using different IV raters and calculator in web and application. And mose of them require to put the informacion about CP, HP and dust needed for power up. However, some of them also require to put your trainer level like the following: https://thesilphroad.com/research Does this me...

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Q: How to fix screen resolution in minecraft story mode?

Marcelino_Hanyso in minecraft story mode I accidentaly made the screen resolution so high that when I saved it (by going to the previous menu) it blackened the entire screen and a small white box popped up and it said that I needed to lower the resolution to and I dunno what to do I deleted the game and downlo...

 
@PrivatePansy WHat if I am not on speaking terms with god and he won't help me?
 
@Arperum hey i thought we were cool
 
(that is possibly wrongly assuming god is male.)
@GodEmperorDune I was speaking hypothetically.
 
ah, got it
anyway, off to bed before @Wipqozn wakes up
too sleepy to pun intentionally now
 
9:10 AM
wish I could go back to bed, barely slept last night
 
must be a slow news day in Cockermouth
unless it's always slow
 
OK Saceplan is great, damn you @Frank
 
@fredley This site is terrible. It loads some nonsense "recommended for you" article on top of the cookiewarning. Plus "subscribe to newsletter popup a second into reading.
 
@Arperum Almost as terrible as @Wipqozn's site
The only bad thing is I'm gaining Watts/s
Joules, pls
 
9:23 AM
Rimet still gleaming?
 
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Q: Hatching eggs to get all pokemon

Kristijan NovoselecIs it possible to get all region pokemon from eggs? I am asking this because i opend many egs so far and did not get a single one, maybe it's just my luck.

 
BEGIN {
  for my $thing (@things) {
    eval "sub is_$thing { $_[0] eq '$thing' } ";
  }
}
GIVE ME A TABLE
I NEED TO APPLY ROTATIONAL MOMENTUM TO IT
 
@badp flips desk towards @badp
@fredley How work related does it look?
 
@Arperum 3/10
 
@fredley In that case I'm not going to open it here at work.
 
9:40 AM
@fredley it's not bad
passes the time on a lazy friday morning I suppose
 
@PrivatePansy alf.nu/ReturnTrue
I demand an explanation
 
yay, a Python task
makes rude signs at Perl whilst walking away
 
10:00 AM
@badp This is great
 
@fredley Come now, my company website is far orse than that!
 
@Wipqozn far horse?
 
@fredley gave up after reflective
 
Last night I dreamed that The Bridge and Arqade were real physical places, and that it was basically some kind of club, I guess? In a mansion?
There was a secret mod room and everything
 
@badp I really liked the idea after the first one, but then the second and third puzzles made it obvious that this is about how dumb JavaScript is and not actually an interesting coding puzzle.
 
10:03 AM
and I don't remember the details, but me and @fredley got into some really heated argument, and then we all left the house for abit, and then it was super awkward. I was going back to the super secret mod room, all nervous and awkward like.... and then I woke up
point is let's never fight again @fredley <3
 
@StrixVaria the second is language agnostic
There is something in all languages that doesn't equal itself
 
@badp me too
function peano(x) {
    return (x++ !== x) && (x++ === x);
}
uwotm8
 
> x == y && y == z && x != z
that is mathematically impossible
 
@badp It's too early in the morning for me to figure out what it is on my own.
 
Counter was easy
 
10:07 AM
@StrixVaria same... doesn't help I havn't even had breakfast yet
 
Well, I got that one to return true with NaN, but that doesn't help me.
That concept doesn't exist in all languages.
 
getting flags in here ;)
 
ugh
what got flagged this time
 
didn't see it Fredly moved it in time ;)
just thought I'd mention it.
 
@GregP All 10k users see chat flags
 
10:12 AM
yep
I've hit a block in my code, so any excuse than to look at... ;)
I'll even vacuum
 
I'm 561 rep away from 10k networkwide. Hope niantic fixes pokemon go soon.
I might jump on NMS train too, idk
 
@StrixVaria NaN
 
4 mins ago, by StrixVaria
That concept doesn't exist in all languages.
 
@StrixVaria I guess some languages don't have floating numbers?
They're really niche though
 
@badp I don't think the existence of floating point numbers implies the existence of NaN.
 
10:15 AM
It's in the eye-triple-e standard
 
I've never run into NaN in Java; if you divide by 0 for example it just throws an exception.
Anyway, I have to go sit on a train for way too long.
 
16 pings, not bad bridge
 
@Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn @Wipqozn
 
@StrixVaria apparently that's not what 0.0/0.0 gets you?
 
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Q: What is the location of the Saints Row IV save file (non-steam)?

Harsh TripathiPlease help me to find the Saints Row IV save game non-steam version. I have searched each folder but couldnt find it.

 
10:21 AM
> I have searched each folder but couldnt find it.
uhmm
also afaik there is no Non-steam SR4
 
@Dragonrage lolololol cc @fredley @GodEmperorDune
@GodEmperorDune nicely done
 
@Wipqozn you just pinged me and edited me out... that was at least 10 seconds I'll never get back goes to Acme hire a ridiculous lawyer to sue for ridiculous reasons
 
@GregP Well, think about it this way: It's actually more than 10 seconds now!
 
@Wipqozn goes to hire second ridiculous laywer ;)
 
inb4 "yesterday news, with Wipqozn"
 
10:36 AM
@Wipqozn Yesterday's @Wipqozn, with news
 
@fredley oh snap
 
@StrixVaria IEEE754 is implemented by processors, no?
@arda Well then thank goodness this is programming and not math
 
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Q: Horrible Frame drops on Black ops 3 Zombies

OilAfter more or less 10 minutes of playing, my graphics card seems to be creating strange anomalies across the screen. I tried updating my Display Drivers. And also installing older drivers. I am thinking then it might an actual ingame issue. My GPU is the Radeon R9 270 I am not sure what else to...

 
@PrivatePansy ah
 
:(
 
10:46 AM
@fredley I don't trust this AI's understanding of physics. or potatoes.
or potato physics
that most under-appreciated of the sciences
 
ugh another delete me account
timelord64 I think?
 
@arda Looks like it
 
Each of it's 7 bedrooms has it's own bathroom
 
@Wipqozn cad or usd?
 
> Sunroom , perfect for brunches, late afternoon teas. Second level features 4 bedrooms with en-suites washrooms, plus large master retreat! Third floor, a secluded getaway perfect for nanny quarters, 2 more BR’s/bath.
 
10:52 AM
@Wipqozn that decor though
 
@arda CAD
 
@Wipqozn cheap
 
@Wipqozn love how all the photos are nice and professional... except 1.
 
as in, cheap for such a house
 
which appears to have been taken on a cheap smartphone
 
10:53 AM
@sequoiad and doesn't even seem to be of the house
 
1.5 million, and still no travelators between rooms? that's me out.
 
@fredley London prices are just rediculous
like insane
don't understand how people can afford to live there
 
@fredley £1,050,000... isn't that like 10 usd?
cc @Wipqozn on the sick brexit burn
jokes aside, wow
 
@sequoiad Earn lots, spend lots
 
10:59 AM
the most expensive house up for sale in my area is £700,000
 
@sequoiad You can live in London well if you are contracting
 

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