The Bridge

Unionhawk

19:00

I mean

two bugs

It needs to be going home time

Unionhawk

Yes

I also need to try to get this thing done in a meeting

two bugs

Streaming tonight will be heavily dependent on what time I get home from fancy dinner

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs so you're streaming monster hunter? excellent

also qdoba > fancy dinner

Unionhawk

You're awful.

two bugs

19:05

I'll stream MHG as soon as the 3ds capture device you buy me gets here

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs i sent it a while ago, maybe @Wipqozn stole it

two bugs

And yet you all still voted for him. Shameful.

Don't blame me, I voted for #Kodos

GodEmperorDune

i voted for @Robotnik and @uni

Dragonrage

@twobugs i voted for ronnie

Sterno

I can't think of anything more boring than watching someone play Pokemon, or, say, a Final Fantasy game

Unless of course it's crowd-sourced inputs

GodEmperorDune

19:07

yeah we need to make arqade pro much again

Sterno

Guys, I need to tell you something very important. Prepare yourselves.

user15026

prepares

Dragonrage

how can I find out what js is changing a style on an element?

Ellesedil

@Sterno You're going to watch someone play Final Fantasy?

Dragonrage

@Sterno your old?

two bugs

19:08

@Sterno They're very difficult to do streams or let's plays of

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno cmon be a good pun

Sterno

I'm about to get free cake. There's free cake in my office today. I'm about to get up from my desk and go to the commons and eat some free cake. It will be delicious cake, and free. And I will eat it.

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno what kind of cake?

two bugs

@Sterno The cake... is a lie,,,,xD

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs damn, inb4d

Sterno

19:09

@GodEmperorDune The delicious kind, which none of you have.

And for those of you who hate the word, it will probably be moist cake.

GodEmperorDune

moist is a great word

so visceral

two bugs

It's the Dark Souls of words

GodEmperorDune

so @sterno, will there be a line for the cake?

Unionhawk

Cake is overrated

GnomeSlice

> Okay, so look...YES. Back in March, we already put Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition on sale here at Chrono.gg, but we wanna make two things clear. Firstly, the Anniversary Edition now includes a mode where you can operate on Donald Trump, and second, if you think we’re gonna just reuse the old product description we used last time, you must be crazy, because we’ve been practicing hard for weeks to give you new jokes about this game.

Sterno

19:12

The cake is in my mouth now!

@GodEmperorDune Of course not. Always go 10 minutes late.

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno well at least there's no punchline

oh dammit you ruined that

cc @Wipqozn nonetheless

Sterno

That joke is awful and was already ruined.

GodEmperorDune

the punchline joke is amazing

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: What are the Pokemon Go attack types and defense types? What their strengths and weaknesses?

It looks like Pokemon Go has several Pokemon Types, and different attacks have different types. What are all the attack and defense types? How do they interact with each other? Which are strong or weak when a certain attack type meet a certain defense type? What percent damage do attack types ...

pokemon-go

Kaizerwolf

I'm amazed at how many people play PoGo who haven't played another pokemon game before

GnomeSlice

19:15

S U R V I V E - Floating Cube MNQ 026

►

Kaizerwolf

also, what ever happened to Lazers 1.0?

Unionhawk

murder

Sterno

@Kaizerwolf There wouldn't be news stories about PoGo if the only people playing were those who had played Pokemon games before

GnomeSlice

INVERSUS Trailer

►

Kaizerwolf

true

but it's mostly old people/journalists going "ohhh waahh kids these days just need more excuses to stare at their phones"

GnomeSlice

19:16

daaaaamn that's a cool concept

Kaizerwolf

"hurr bdurr technology is scary, and thomas edison was a witch"

GodEmperorDune

the only hurr durr is hurrdurrflags.gif

Kaizerwolf

that game looks impossible for me to ever keep up with it, oh my

awesome concept but it made my brain hurt just trying to figure out what was happening in the video

GnomeSlice

I forgot about that one

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice its such a good gif

the double bounce on each side gets me every time

Kaizerwolf

19:21

just turned on PoGo at my desk, game freaks out and has my character running a ways away, he runs back, Shellder shows up at my desk

I'll take a free shellder, dang

Ellesedil

@Kaizerwolf I keep PoGo open because of the GPS bouncing. I get to walk some eggs down while sitting at my desk.

GnomeSlice

I think the guy's a bit of a dick, but for the love of christ, #FreeMilo. If/when I get suspended too, check http://notch.net

Tweeted by notch on July 20, 2016 at 10:56 AM

Ellesedil

Looks like it's down for me right now, though

arda

Up here

Kaizerwolf

it crashed on me on capping a Caterpie. I should have known better than to try

GodEmperorDune

19:28

@GnomeSlice why is notch supporting milo?

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Notch is... an interesting character

GodEmperorDune

this is minecraft notch, right?

Kaizerwolf

@GnomeSlice what or who is Milo?

two bugs

And I have 0 support for people who try to start twitter harassment campaigns. Repeatedly.

GnomeSlice

Notch hates milo

two bugs

19:29

@GodEmperorDune Yes, unfortunately.

sommerjj

He's against censorship of any form. Even if he think what's being censored is terrible

GodEmperorDune

@Kaizerwolf very hateful guy online

GnomeSlice

But I guess he hates censorship even more

Kaizerwolf

ah, neato

GodEmperorDune

@sommerjj banning for harassment is not censorship

two bugs

19:29

It's not censorship if you're punished for trying to harass people.

GnomeSlice

Sure it is

sommerjj

It is in eyes of Notch.

GnomeSlice

Also, the woman he 'harassed' wasn't behaving very well either.

Trent Hawkins

Milo agrees that Milo should be banned.

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice that is not an excuse

Trent Hawkins

19:30

Ladies and Gentlemen, this article is by Milo Y, writing in 2012 for the Daily Dot (Source: http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/yiannopoulos/3359/the-internet-is-turning-us-all-into-sociopaths/) https://t.co/utFXhUko3a

Tweeted by RdeValmont on July 20, 2016 at 10:08 AM

arda

@GnomeSlice nobody deserves to be harassed, no matter what they did.

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins Heh. Neat.

sommerjj

Personally I think Twitter is free to ban or not ban whoever they want, its their website but Notch thinks no one should ever be silenced for their words. Dude's got a weird view of things

two bugs

When someone has repeatedly broken the clearly stated rules and infringed on the rights of other users, a service like twitter banning them is not censorship.

Ronan

@GnomeSlice It's actually not. Hate speech is specifically not covered by freedom of speech.

two bugs

19:33

Milo is still allowed to say whatever he wants, but not on twitter.

GodEmperorDune

if someone is in my store telling people to harassing some of my customers, i am free to throw them out. why should it be different on twitter?

GnomeSlice

@twobugs I thought rights didn't apply on things like twitter

@GodEmperorDune yes I understand how it works

Kaizerwolf

@GodEmperorDune i agree

GnomeSlice

I still don't like it

arda

INSERT XKCD

I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.

two bugs

19:34

@GnomeSlice Why not? Why is twitter not allowed to enforce their own rules?

GnomeSlice

@twobugs Well you said yourself rights like free speech don't apply because twitter controls the platform. What rights were you talking about?

And yes, they can enforce their own rules

But I think this is a bit much

two bugs

Banning someone who repeatedly incites harassment campaigns is a bit much? Why?

@GnomeSlice Twitter is defining rights that they're giving their own users.

GnomeSlice

@twobugs Ah, I see

two bugs

I'm not arguing what Milo did is criminal, but it's certainly despicable and should be illegal.

Trent Hawkins

Thing is, if twitter wants to sell it's self, high-profile toxic trolls like milo devalue their brand. Twitter let's so many toxic trolls slide, but Milo's harassment was getting them bad press - and news coverage of a high-profile user quitting over it. Let's not for a second pretend Twitter is altruistic here. Trolls generate traffic and cash, twitter only takes action when their targets are too big a loss.

GnomeSlice

19:37

@TrentHawkins That seems like a good point

Sterno

I feel like a "PeoplePlayingPokemonGo.com" website has potential

GnomeSlice

@twobugs No, it should not be illegal to say bad things about somebody else

No no no

two bugs

@GnomeSlice That's not what I said.

GnomeSlice

But that's what he did

GodEmperorDune

@TrentHawkins yay, capitalism sort of coinciding with the public good

two bugs

19:38

Starting harassment campaigns should be illegal.

GnomeSlice

What harassment campaign did he start?

Ronan

@GnomeSlice vox.com/2016/7/20/12226070/…

Sterno

Who is Milo?

two bugs

@Sterno Breitbart guy. Not a nice fellow.

KutuluMike

some jack-hole that's definitely not worth all the typing he's caused here.

Ronan

19:39

A far-right, racist, MRA.

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno the guy who spearheaded gamergate

Sterno

Well, I just saw a picture of him and because I'm shallow, that's all I really needed to cringe.

Kaizerwolf

ohh this is the same guy that started a lot of the Harambe stuff recently

Sterno

That hair, man. That hair.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Distance meter broken?

I've started playing Pokemon Go recently, and when I first started the distance meter seemed to work in that it would show fewer footprints the closer I was to a Pokemon. Recently however it always shows 3 footsteps no matter what. Even as I walk around and discover pokemon the 3 foots stay the...

pokemon-go android

GnomeSlice

19:41

@Ronan So, his fans organized the harassment themselves?

two bugs

@Sterno He goes through different eras of douchey appearances. This is is Trump one.

GnomeSlice

That what it looks like

Ronan

@GnomeSlice Did you scroll down to some of the tweets he sent?

GnomeSlice

@Ronan Yep. Don't see any incitement, just a bunch of assholery

Because he's an asshole

Tim Stone

@Sterno He's been critical of women in the past for dyeing their hair, so his current trend of making his own even more ridiculous is an…interesting choice

murgatroid99

19:42

@GnomeSlice Making fake tweets from the target of harassment to make her look like a homophobe is more than just assholery

GnomeSlice

@murgatroid99 Where's that one

two bugs

Milo faking tweets is not even a new thing. He's done it and then sourced them in Breitbart articles before

For someone who rants about journalistic integrity, he's completely devoid of it.

murgatroid99

@GnomeSlice About half-way down that article

GnomeSlice

which one is faked?

Sterno

> Leslie Jones, one of the most visible and accessible stars in the all-female remake of the “Ghostbusters” movie,

GodEmperorDune

19:45

it makes me so upset that atheism is lumped in with all this crap. I don't see how not believing in god allows you to be an asshole online

murgatroid99

> As a part of the general harassment campaign, Yiannopoulos’s followers created a series of fake tweets...

Sterno

So, after Melissa McCarthy, Kristin Wiig, and Chris Hemsworth. She's #4 or #5 of 5!

GnomeSlice

@murgatroid99 Oh, so it was his fans again

arda

I understand that, same happens to Islam with terror attacks

murgatroid99

> Yiannopoulos "screencapped" and reacted with fake shock to the tweets, leading many Twitter users to believe that the tweets came from Jones’s real account

GnomeSlice

19:45

Ah

That's shitty

Ronan

And harassment, not just "saying bad things about someone".

two bugs

He does this kind of thing repeatedly.

Over and over and over.

Sterno

There needs to just be an Internet-wide Hellban Button for toxic people.

arda

There are some gaming databases that does that

Unionhawk

And it just finds them and opens a trapdoor under them.

The logistics behind that will get complex

MadMAxJr

19:48

Hellbans are the best bans ever imagined.

Tim Stone

Hmm, Rep. Mark Takai of Hawaii has lost his battle with cancer :/

RIP

arda

Rip

fredley

Peter Thiel is endorsing Trump

MadMAxJr

As long as Trump isn't running for a moderator position here, I don't have to worry.... Yet.

GodEmperorDune

@fredley no surprise there

fredley

19:50

America: pls

murgatroid99

@Sterno I think this actually would go too far. "I am not obligated to provide a platform for this person's speech" really should not be translated to "Nobody should be allowed to provide a platform for this person's speech"

fredley

@GnomeSlice results?

murgatroid99

That really would infringe on free speech

Unionhawk

@fredley UK: pls

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 its up to individual sites to opt into the hellban DB program

Ronan

19:51

A tiny wall topped with razor wire has been built around Donald Trump's Hollywood star http://on.mash.to/2acPilq

Tweeted by mashable on July 20, 2016 at 7:49 PM

4

arda

@MadMAxJr trump isn't a stupid guy. He is really smart. He is extremely nationalist and racist. I fear his supporters more

Unionhawk

That's the best thing I've seen all day

MadMAxJr

So the US election is basically a matter of voting Kohr-Ah or Kzer-Za.

two bugs

I don't think Trump is particularly smart. I think he's good at taking advantage of people.

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune A lot of the relevant sites have anonymity, at least in relation to the rest of the world

Kaizerwolf

19:53

@twobugs he knows how to say the right words, the best words, he's very good at words

not much else though

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs he can be smart and a thin skinned narcissist at the same time

Unionhawk

One can be smart and dumb at the same time.

two bugs

He's actually a really poor businessman, he's just managed to tap into the Zeitgeist

Unionhawk

sage nod

Dragonrage

so this guy seems to be making all his new answers cw's

Tim Stone

19:53

@twobugs I'm not even sure how much it is that versus the corollary that a lot of people are easily taken advantage of >_>;

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs he is smart at branding himself

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Is he, though? If you actually look at the Trump brand history it's a lot of extremely sad failures.

Sterno

> The ladies, by contrast, bravely brandish their particle throwers like phalluses, which is a clue to where Ghostbusters went wrong.

Wow, this guy is an idiot.

two bugs

They'd be funny failures except in classic Trump fashion he makes someone else foot the bill

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs the average person thinks the trump brand represents wealth and success, despite so many failures

i mean he is a fantastic con man

Sterno

19:55

@murgatroid99 The other hellbanned people can all see each other, so they can still talk!

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Yes, but I think that's different from intelligence

And it speaks more to how little weight facts carry nowadays

Ellesedil

@Dragonrage I left a comment about that, but it looks like he/she hasn't responded.

Ronan

@Sterno Because putting all the assholes together doesn't encourage them at all.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs yes, if we were playing DnD, trump would be almost entirely Charisma

arda

@twobugs I see really smart people supporting really stupid stuff. I'm not stalking every move of his but he seems like those guys.

GodEmperorDune

19:57

@Sterno congrats, you've created 4chan and certain subreddits

Dragonrage

@Ellesedil i saw. at first glance, it looks like he may be using it to avoid negative rep from downvotes, but i'm not completely certain this is the case

Kaizerwolf

okay, I just finished reading the article about Milo's ban. It blows my mind, hell it makes me sick to my stomach, that people can act and think like he does, that's all I'm going to say

arda

Taking advantage of situations and people is a skill too, a powerful skill, but one that isn't liked by many

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune I'd say he's more someone who has at least -1 mods to every stat but somehow has 100000 points in bluff.

murgatroid99

@Sterno Basically, you want to create a community of shitty people operating within an existing community with no community oversight?

two bugs

19:58

@arda It's a skill, but it's not intelligence. And if you look at his technique, it's really simple.

You just lie, nonstop, all of the time.

MadMAxJr

The most powerful liars believe themselves.

Unionhawk

@twobugs 1) remove information from butt 2) convey information

2

Sterno

@murgatroid99 Yeah, but no one can ever see them again, so they can only annoy each other.

Okay, let's do this another way. I want an Internet-Wide Ignore Feature

arda

I can't come up with stuff that makes sense that fast

murgatroid99

@Sterno Right, because once you are unable to talk on certain websites, you have literally no power to do anything at all

GodEmperorDune

19:59

@Sterno unplug your router, problem solved

Unionhawk

That is the trump method

GnomeSlice

@fredley of? My check? I'm gonna try and get out of work so I can get blood drawn tomorrow

Unionhawk

It is a scientific method

Sterno

@GodEmperorDune Not even a little.

two bugs

@arda The thing is - you don't

murgatroid99

19:59

@Sterno You literally just created the perfect mechanism for criminals to plan crimes

two bugs

This is actually a time honored technique

It's called the Gish Gallop

You make nonsense points faster than anyone can refute them

Sterno

@murgatroid99 Yeah, because when my super awesome plan comes into action, the NSA/FBI/whatever definitely would just ignore it too

GnomeSlice

@arda Honestly I prefer Trump to Hillary

two bugs

The content of what you're saying actually doesn't really matter - it's how quickly you spew garbage

GnomeSlice

As frightening as that is to say

murgatroid99

20:00

@Sterno In any case, I think it would still actually infringe on free speech

Kaizerwolf

as @Unionhawk said early, #GiantMeteor2016

Sterno

I forgot that everything in The Bridge gets taken seriously. My bad.

Unionhawk

Well I want a battle to the death style games in which only people who are toxic on the internet take part

that's totally legal, right?

Kaizerwolf

of course

Unionhawk

Yus

Sterno

20:01

I'll stop developing my Internet-wide-Hellban tech immediately.

two bugs

I want to be able to kick people in the balls millions of times per second

With extreme swiftness.

Kaizerwolf

@twobugs R&D on MegaLegs, NOW

Dragonrage

@twobugs so you want to kill people?

two bugs

cc @GodEmperorDune

murgatroid99

@Sterno It's hard to read sarcasm. And there are enough people who would actually want to do that that it's sometimes hard to tell

Unionhawk

20:02

@twobugs 1 MHz might be beyond current technology

We might be able to pull off 1 kHz

two bugs

@Unionhawk You / You may say I'm a Dreamer...

Unionhawk

I'm thinking about rewriting this window

This is... ugly right now

Sterno

> Nearly every Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of the Gilligan’s Island theme song.

Mind blown.

Unionhawk

It almost looks like it was imported from 1.0

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs hue

two bugs

20:06

@Sterno This... changes everything

Sterno

> Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
The Carriage held but just Ourselves
And Immortality.

Unionhawk

@Sterno The trick is to get as absurd as possible as quickly as possible, rather than ramping up slowly

GnomeSlice

@Sterno oh god

OKAY, PANIC.

Stack Exchange Network Status: Outage Postmortem - July 20, 2016

posted on July 20, 2016

Overview On July 20, 2016 we experienced a 34 minute outage starting at 14:44 UTC. It took 10 minutes to identify the cause, 14 minutes to write the code to fix it, and 10 minutes to roll out the fix to a point where Stack Overflow became available again. The direct cause was a malformed post that caused one of our regular expressions to consume high CPU on our web servers. The post was in …

Ellesedil

heh

The most important thing I got from that is "if you're going to use regex, know what you are doing with it or find a different way to do string comparisons."

Kaizerwolf

20:10

wow, that's pretty cool actually

fredley

@OKAY,PANIC. how to trim() strings, regex style!

0

Q: Why use ^[\s\u200c]+|[\s\u200c]+$ to trim spaces?

I came across some code recently where the following regex was being used to trim spaces (and \u200c) from the start and end of a string. Is there a good reason to use a regex, or can I replace it with a trim() function?

regex

Ellesedil

That didn't take long. Upvoted.

two bugs

@fredley I hate you

Mostly for stealing my idea

fredley

inb4

GodEmperorDune

@fredley all mah reps

Unionhawk

20:15

HNQ

Ellesedil

Doesn't that string have the spaces in between two characters?

two bugs

I should downvote that out of spite

Ellesedil

"The malformed post contained roughly 20,000 consecutive character of whitespace on a comment line that started with -- play happy sound for player to enjoy."

GodEmperorDune

well if we are plugging our SO posts, here's mine

0

Q: AttributeError when using request.function in pytest yield fixture

I have several pytest test cases that need nearly identical setup, so I would like to have them reuse a fixture to keep things DRY. The setup involves creating a new ticket in an external ticket tracking system, then the test cases interact with the ticket based on the data, and finally the fixtu...

python py.test fixtures

Ellesedil

"After the 20,000th space, there is a different character, but the Regex engine expected a space or the end of the string."

So, that's not something you can trim.

And probably why their solution was to use substring.

arda

20:16

I don't get it

What was the code?

Not so code, the code in question

fredley

0

Q: <code> tags are not rendering on the SE Status Blog

<code> tags currently do not have an appropriate style applied on the SE Network Status Blog. It seems headings are not styled appropriately either.

bug design blog

Posting intensifies

Sterno

153MB PoGo patch. Patch notes: "minor text fixes"

Login status: Impossible

fredley

Threw ~20 great balls at a haunter (cp 430) earlier. Game crashed.

No haunter

Foxtrot Mike Lima

two bugs

@Sterno PATCH NOTES: VERY ADEQUATE

Unionhawk

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who is responsible for this nonsense

Arperum

20:22

@Sterno It's an 11.53 MB patch, but whatever.

two bugs

@Unionhawk IT's you. You are.

Dragonrage

@Sterno because minor text errors are the only problems with the game

Sterno

Decimals are hard

Dragonrage

@Arperum it is 153 mb for me

two bugs

@Arperum Wow, @Sterno doesn't get my Star anymore

Ellesedil

20:22

It better fix the tracking window.

Unionhawk

<CheckBox ... HorizontalAlignment="Left" Margin="224,35,0,0" RenderTransformOrigin="0.559,-0.312" .../>

vomit

Arperum

@Dragonrage I just downloaded it and it was 11.53Mb

GnomeSlice

store.steampowered.com/app/295670

Sterno

@Arperum what platform?

Arperum

@Sterno Android

Dragonrage

20:23

the entire game is 161 MB, and they had a 153 MB patch, and all they fixed were a few text errors

Sterno

@Dragonrage what platform?

two bugs

@GnomeSlice This looks cool but I reflexively close the window when I see "roguelike" by now

Dragonrage

@Sterno iOS

GnomeSlice

@twobugs Your loss

Ellesedil

It's 11.53 in the Play Store.

Unionhawk

20:23

Might have done a Payday 2 type patch

two bugs

No... your FACE

Unionhawk

where they just send out the entire game as a patch

two bugs

It is the year 2017. Any game with a fail state is considered a roguelike...

Arperum

SO this results in iOS having stupid patch sizes. So we can blame Apple for this nonsense.

Dragonrage

someone should decompile the new version and see if the only changes were text fixes

Arperum

20:24

@Unionhawk Always fun to get those kinds of patches.

Dragonrage

@Arperum i prefer to blame @Wipqozn

Arperum

@Dragonrage No. @Wipqozn should be too busy playing Monster Hunter to cause that.

Unionhawk

@Arperum Like, 22 GB of game too

Arperum

@Unionhawk Fun.

arda

Best update no update

I can't update bc I sideload.

Have to download again :/

murgatroid99

20:31

@twobugs Generally, "roguelike elements" means random/procedural level generation and the inability to load a previous state within a single game instance (which is stronger than "there is a failure state"). I don't think I've ever seen a "roguelike"/"roguelite" without both of those elements

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Pokemon will not spawn on farm

I live on a farm and there does not seem to spawn any pokemon , even incense does not work . My signal strength is good and gps works . And when i am in town the game works perfectly. So why wont any pokemon spawn on my farm

pokemon-go

Sterno

I can't wait until @Wipqozn gets his phone and starts playing Pokemon and the rest of us are all bored of it by then.

two bugs

@murgatroid99 Yeah true, I just feel like it's a really overused term nowadays for a group of loosely related (if at all) games

@Sterno So, tomorrow?

murgatroid99

@twobugs I think that those two elements together have a significant number of fans, almost as though they constituted a genre, so it's worth it to treat them like a genre

Unionhawk

I'm this close to rewriting this entire dialog

This is super gross

Sterno

20:42

@twobugs Well, if it's really tomorrow, then I guess I'll have to settle for "is unable to log in because the servers are shit again"

Nzall

@sommerjj I can't even buy just 1 month, I would have to buy a year at once because I can't find out how to change it to 1 month.

Paul Vargas

Can you reach https://archive.org?

Wipqozn

@Sterno I just installed it on my mothers phone for her

She's like "son, can you explain this pokemon go thing to me. What do you mean you're not playing it? How old is your phone!?"

8

My father, who barely knows how to use a computer (he types with two fingers), has a phone capable.

Paul Vargas

No working for me.

arda

Down

murgatroid99

20:48

@PaulVargas isup.me/archive.org

Paul Vargas

@murgatroid99 Hey! :) Thanks! +@arda

murgatroid99

Sorry for the pings. Just wanted to get the whole URL showing

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Can I play pokemon go without wifi

I have no data plan. I need help, really want to play please and thank you

pokemon-series

Sterno

@Wipqozn You must be such a disappointment to your parents.

two bugs

@murgatroid99 Eh, fair enough I guess

GodEmperorDune

20:59

@Wipqozn urmom plays pokemon go

cc @Wipqozn on that sick burn

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