The Bridge

OrigamiRobot

00:00

Can we change the "mousetrap" in "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door" to "print spooler"

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot @RichardStallman No.

No wait, Stallman was a printer driver.

GnomeSlice

> Free tune!!!! This is a piss take bootleg of Push It To The Limit from the movie Scar Face. This track is a piece of shit. I played it in Adelaide a few years ago and they asked for the reload but they were all on meth. We even saw this guy sniffing glue in the middle of town and a bit of glue was hanging off his nose and the glue looked at me. Take it, play it, laugh at it, rofl at it possibly while mayoing.

soundcloud.com/phetsta/phetsta-the-limit-re-up

This song is still so amazing.

LOL

badp

@GnomeSlice :/

John

@badp What? That @GnomeSlice is talking?

badp

@FallenAngelEyes I agree that the Axe ads on youtube are getting alienating

Wipqozn

00:11

@GnomeSlice 8 == 0? 8 doesn't equal 0.

OrigamiRobot

@badp you put your mouth on crooked

@Wipqozn == is a comparison

FallenAngelEyes

@badp That was... random

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Exactly. Since 8 != 0 the comparison is pointless.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn It's a crude depiction of a penis.

Idiot.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn it still evaluates

Wipqozn

00:13

@GnomeSlice huh? I don't see how.

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice I think you need to see a doctor

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, but since it is always false, it's just a waste of a line.

@GnomeSlice What's with the smiley face with all the eyes?

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Penis.

Wipqozn

oh, is that supposed to be a neck?

@GnomeSlice I don't see how.

Perhaps you just have penis on the brain.

Ian Pugsley

someone please change the topic to something other than "the best way to express the image of a penis" in a chat that supports images

Wipqozn

00:14

@IanPugsley ...are you saying you want @gnome to post a picture of a penis?

Because I'd rather he didn't.

Ian Pugsley

@Wipqozn something other than that subject

Wipqozn

@IanPugsley Just sounded like you were saying the best way is obviously to post an image.

OrigamiRobot

/|\(;,,;)/|\

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot zoidberg?

Ian Pugsley

@OrigamiRobot see a doctor

Wipqozn

00:16

@IanPugsley That is a Doctor

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn this is zoidberg (V)(;,,;)(V)

Wipqozn

okay, I don't get that one then.

GnomeSlice

Oh fuck, I'm going to get suspended for that.

6

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice flags

ohmy

that was fast. 2 flags.

@GnomeSlice If only you thought of these things before doing them.

OrigamiRobot

I blame this on @IanPugsley

Wipqozn

00:18

well, see you in 30 minutes to an hour @gnomeslice

OrigamiRobot

Ian Pugsley

@OrigamiRobot yeah, I was hoping by saying it we could avoid it

Wipqozn

@IanPugsley You should have known better.

Ian Pugsley

SORRY GUYS

OrigamiRobot

@IanPugsley you might as well have requested it

Ian Pugsley

00:19

THAT WIENER WAS MY FAULT

4

GnomeSlice

IT'S CENSORED, OKAY.

BE AN ADULT.

OrigamiRobot

@IanPugsley Star Whore

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Not everyone here is an adult though.

@ronan and @arda are just children. Arda is only 17!

I would joke about 14, but I'd hate for someone to take it serious and delete his account.

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn There's nothing against 14-year-old's having accounts here.

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo I think there is actually.

@badp would know.

I thought you had to be at least 16 to have an account.

Ullallulloo

00:22

> Subscriber certifies to Stack Exchange that if Subscriber is an individual (i.e., not a corporate entity), Subscriber is at least 13 years of age. No one under the age of 13 may provide any personal information to or on Stack Exchange (including, for example, a name, address, telephone number or email address).

stackexchange.com/legal

Ian Pugsley

14

A: Should adult themes be handled with care?

The Terms of Service prohibits usage of this site for users below the age of 13. The content of all Stack Exchange sites must be "work safe." That means no explicit imagery or language is allowed on the sites. Beyond that, the ideas or themes expressed are not expected to be watered down to be c...

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo colour me mistaken then

Ullallulloo

I've had an account over a year.

Ian Pugsley

@Ullallulloo dammit you beat me

Wipqozn

@IanPugsley 110% agree

Ian Pugsley

00:24

@Wipqozn yeah, I think it's silly it got asked at all

badp

@Wipqozn 13, not 14

Ullallulloo

@badp He said 16.

agent86

cmon people, ask 38 more SR3 questions.

38. that's all

user20683

@Wipqozn did Bit Masking solve your problem?

Raven Dreamer

@agent86 You want silver?

badp

00:33

sa.column80.com/?q=59&api=156

agent86

@RavenDreamer nah, bronze. we don't have 100 q's

Raven Dreamer

@agent86 Welcome to Gaming.

agent86

I don't think I could make ~250 upvotes in another 38 questions on that tag.

Wipqozn

@WorldEngineer Yes, thanks again.

agent86

not with its popularity level.

Raven Dreamer

00:34

I wonder if SWTOR has banned me for not having an active account, yet?

Apparently not! Woo!

badp

...you can get banned for not being active?

Raven Dreamer

suspicious thought

*Frozen

badp

oh.

Raven Dreamer

Unless they charged me for a month without telling me...

agent86

although I'm the #1 asker for assassins-creed-revel, which was my gaming grant game. that's a gaming grant win!

Raven Dreamer

00:34

to the bank interwabs!

agent86

@RavenDreamer could you lean to the left a bit? I'm having trouble reading your password from this angle.

Raven Dreamer

@agent86 It's "Correct Horse Battery Staple".

agent86

@RavenDreamer thx. (steals monies)

oh no, I forgot to bounce my connection off 10 other nodes. IM BEING TRACED

begins burning all evidence

OrigamiRobot

@agent86 why are you setting me on fire I have nothing to do with this!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

agent86

@OrigamiRobot whoops. don't worry it only hurts... well, it hurts a lot, actually. for a long time. uh, there really is no upside here, sorry.

OrigamiRobot

00:42

@agent86 ALL MY PAPER NOOOOOOOO

badp

@OrigamiRobot yo, we saw a connection routed from your IP to 124.495.861.941, know anything about it?

OrigamiRobot

@badp THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

badp

@OrigamiRobot it must've been you!

Take him down!

user20683

Badp you've got too many digits for an IP address

OrigamiRobot

@badp Only I know the secrets of invalid IPs

badp

00:45

@WorldEngineer Uplink uses IP4.5

agent86

@badp tsk tsk. bad @OrigamiRobot! and all this time we thought you were a good guy

user20683

Uplink uses the Wargames school of hacking

badp

destroys @OrigamiRobot's computer for hacking in the Uplink International Bank

OrigamiRobot

@agent86 TRANSFORM eeeerrrrr nnnnnn errrrttt nnnnntt

user20683

which only works if Matthew Broderick is not talking about fish

badp

00:47

Well, guys, the @OrigamiRobot menace is done for! It's not like he can make a new account or anything like that.

OrigamiRobot

You've got bigger problems now! @GnomeSlice just logged in

badp

@OrigamiRobot oh hi. Who are you?

OrigamiRobot

@badp I am a friendly robot. beep boop I love you

badp

@OrigamiRobot beep boop, son. Beep boop.

OrigamiRobot

GnomeSlice

00:51

Super SOPA Bros (Censored)

user20683

even for a protest game that was shoddy

John

@GnomeSlice I'm terrible at Mario. I didn't even get past the first enemy.

@OrigamiRobot Oh was that your brother?

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I'm confused.

OrigamiRobot

@John a prototype

Wipqozn

Wouldn't a better protest be one which isn't ripping off another game?

John

01:02

@OrigamiRobot Apparently. Their test world wasn't a very accurate reproduction.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn That's probably the point.

John

I wish I actually knew something about all the posts that are in /review.

OrigamiRobot

one of the new MtG cards is super effective against /b/tards

"Whenever a player loses the game, put thirteen +1/+1 counters on Withengar Unbound."

Ian Pugsley

OrigamiRobot

@IanPugsley umad?

Ian Pugsley

01:07

apparently other people are

GnomeSlice

Are you ready for.... GREAT MOMENTS IN GAMING? http://bit.ly/AD1dFT

Tweeted by InsideGaming on January 21, 2012 at 1:01 AM

Ian Pugsley

was there a moratorium put on the Session 9 animated gif?

John

@IanPugsley I think people are offended by what the guy appears to be saying.

Ian Pugsley

@John seems fairly timid for five flags, though

sorry folks!

John

@IanPugsley Once it gets one, it's shown to everyone everywhere.

Other rooms are stricter than we are.

GnomeSlice

01:11

Is he going to get suspended?

John

@GnomeSlice If one more person flags, yes.

Ian Pugsley

it's my first flag, and possibly first suspension!

very exciting

John

@IanPugsley Congratulations! You've started down the long road to @GnomeSlice!

Ian Pugsley

@John I love dubstep, I just need to relax my standards for what videos I post here

GnomeSlice

Wow, this is sick.

Ian Pugsley

01:14

...lol

GnomeSlice

.... Nice timing @IanPugsley. =[

John

@IanPugsley Congratulations. You appear to have been exonerated.

Ian Pugsley

@John yeah, just eeked by

John

@IanPugsley It was pretty close.

GnomeSlice

I cast the first flag, if it makes you feel any worse.

John

01:15

@GnomeSlice You?! Of all people! You little hypocrite.

Ian Pugsley

seriously, five flags for that and zero for that video @GnomeSlice just posted? wtf...

GnomeSlice

@IanPugsley Does it offend you?

Ian Pugsley

@GnomeSlice Et tu, Brute?

John

@IanPugsley We've all quit bothering flagging @GnomeSlice. He's beyond reform. And Mana's his friend IRL so he just unsuspends him all the time.

GnomeSlice

@John No he doesn't. Because he's a good moderator.

Ian Pugsley

01:16

@GnomeSlice I'm not offended, I'm actually surprised that five people were

GnomeSlice

Go have sex with your wife or something if my video offends you.

Yours is ACTIVELY AGGRESSIVE.

ಥ_ಥ

John

@IanPugsley Well, if someone flags Gnome's video, it will get shown to the other rooms, and chances are it will get flags too.

Tristan

I always come back at the weirdest times...

GnomeSlice

That's because people flag it without actually clicking on it to see what it is.

It's just music.

For Christ's sake.

I can just post another penis if you'd rather. You know. Get the suspension over with.

John

@Tristan Do you mean to say there are times when the Bridge isn't wierd?

Ian Pugsley

01:18

@GnomeSlice whoa now, flag machine - slow down

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice where do you get your comebacks from?

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Well, he's complaining about the video thumbnail.

Tristan

@John There are times, yes.

John

is suddenly really tempted to flag the several questionable posts from @GnomeSlice

Tristan

@GnomeSlice Is he complaining about the thumbnail, or the title of the song?

John

01:19

@Tristan Wait, you actually clicked to see the title?

Ian Pugsley

@Tristan I didn't flag anything, but thumbnail + title are probably worth a flag

GnomeSlice

I assume just the thumbnail. Because... yeah ^ that ^

Tristan

@John I did. He said it was just music, so I wanted to see if it was good.

GnomeSlice

Are you guys seriously offended by a revealing photo of an attractive woman, and the words 'Pussy', 'Weed', and 'Money'?

Grow up. =[

@Tristan Which it was.

John

@Tristan Posts from GnomeSlice rarely are.

Tristan

01:21

@GnomeSlice I'm not offended, but I think they try and keep the room PG-13, which the title of the song is not.

Ian Pugsley

@GnomeSlice I'm not personally but I could definitely see how someone might be

so I'm going to take a break from this excitement and build a furniture

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice You don't have to be offended to know that something is offensive

John

Hm, I just realized GnomeSlice doesn't have the rep to see flags.

GnomeSlice

Honestly people... as far as youtube thumbnails on electronic music go... that's pretty tame.

agent86

do you... you know, have any sort of internal control over what you're doing?

GnomeSlice

01:23

See? So, relax.

John

5...

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice why do you continue to do this

Tristan

►

John

Goodbye GnomeSlice.

GnomeSlice

1 min ago, by GnomeSlice

Honestly people... as far as youtube thumbnails on electronic music go... that's pretty tame.

John

01:23

See you in an hour.

GnomeSlice

WHY. WOW.

John

@GnomeSlice You're at 5 and 5. You're awful close.

Alright! Now we talk about GnomeSlice behind his back!

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice you dont have to give examples of things more offensive than the things you post that people have already deemed offensive

Cerberus

Heya!

John

While acting like we think he's not still watching!

Cerberus

01:25

Everything all right in here?

John

@Cerberus Hello

@Cerberus Just @GnomeSlice being his normal self.

Kitḫ

What the hell is going on in here?

Cerberus

Ah OK.

John

@Kitḫ @GnomeSlice has a habit of posting inappropriate videos.

Cerberus

We're officially invading this room to bother you people.

OrigamiRobot

01:25

@Kitḫ Par for the course for @GnomeSlice

Cerberus

A common enemy, you know.

Tristan

O.o

John

He's the posterboy for suspension

OrigamiRobot

@Cerberus YAY

Cerberus

It may help.

bows

Kitḫ

01:26

OK. Now we start talking about modular shelving units.

John

@Kitḫ I think @IanPugsley was just talking about that.

Cerberus

To shelve what on?

agent86

well, you folks certainly can't decrease the overall level of discourse in here

Cerberus

That's a first!

John

@agent86 There's from English.SE. Of course they can.

Cerberus

01:26

We're basically the SE zoo, as you can see.

John

@Cerberus Wait I though we were the zoo?

Kitḫ

Not hardly, fanboi.

Cerberus

Well, I see a few animals here, but not that many.

John

Seriously, look at our starred list. :P

@Cerberus Oh that kind of zoo.

The kind that doesn't contain people.

Cerberus

Yup.

OrigamiRobot

01:28

Cerberus

But I guess the can be "special" zoo.

OrigamiRobot

/showoff

Cerberus

Nice!

Tristan

@OrigamiRobot I like mine better. =P

Cerberus

I see you go way back.

OrigamiRobot

01:28

21

Q: So I heard you like Magic cards

After the people over at Board & Card Games made a promotional Magic card, I thought it would be fun to card-ify some of the people here. They were apparently very popular (mostly) and people were asking for more. Then I realized I don't really know much about a lot of the people here. Don...

discussion

Cerberus

Aww.

That is cool.

OrigamiRobot

@Tristan I do too but it came in after the rush.

John

is still waiting on his card

Tristan

@OrigamiRobot how much rep have you reaped from that topic?

John

@Tristan You don't get rep on Meta.

OrigamiRobot

01:31

@Tristan It's on the meta sooooo 0

Tristan

@John Oh. If he did... it'd be a lot.

John

But he did get the convention badge for 10 meta posts with score >2.

@Tristan Yup.

OrigamiRobot

@John actually I did not

John

@Tristan Are you back from the bank?

Kitḫ

OK, then. Nothing to see here. Moving along.

blows kisses

OrigamiRobot

01:32

@Cerberus cant tell if sarcasm but I appreciate it anyway :D

Tristan

@John No... I'm just using.. the bank wifi... To chat? >.> yes I'm back from the bank.

John

@Kitḫ Goodbye! waves furiously while a single tear falls down his cheek

OrigamiRobot

@Kitḫ but we were just getting to know each other

John

@Tristan That wasn't a literal question. I was asking if you wanted to play Spiral Knights now.

Kitḫ

@John We'll always have GnomeSlice's offensiveness!

Cerberus

01:33

@OrigamiRobot I think it's cute. So that's half serious. More like 2/3.

Tristan

@John If my connection can handle it. Yes.

John

Sheesh. GnomeSlice is now calling me curse words over Steam.

Tristan

@John he'll get over it.

OrigamiRobot

@Cerberus I like those odds!

Kitḫ

@OrigamiRobot Well, maybe I'll return someday.

OrigamiRobot

01:34

@Kitḫ I can always provoke @GnomeSlice until he summons you again

John

@Tristan But he's spamming notifications....maybe I'll just quit responding.

Oh wait....@GnomeSlice just clarified...he's calling all of us curse words.

Tristan

Wait, @GnomeSlice called for back up? Is that why @Cerberus and @Kit showed up?

John

For suspending him.

@Tristan No they came because they saw the flag.

Most likely.

Tristan

Oooh, gotcha.

And, he posted a video thumbnail of a naked woman, what did he expect?

Kitḫ

@Tristan High rep users see the flags and vote on them.

John

01:35

@OrigamiRobot Huh...you definitely have 10 posts with score >2 on meta.

Kitḫ

That was the third time in what, ten minutes, that we had massive flags.

OrigamiRobot

@John I dont think so

John

Now he's putting each word as a message so I'm getting so so many notifications from him.

Cerberus

@Tristan Yeah we saw flags.

Kitḫ

So we popped in to bust heads.

Tristan

01:36

lol

Cerberus

Yeah it's fun.

Kitḫ

But now really, I'm going.

OrigamiRobot

THERES A SAMMICH IN MAH HEAD

John

@OrigamiRobot =2 counts also.

Tristan

@OrigamiRobot And tuna in your feet.

Kitḫ

01:36

Behave! Or I'll get the hellhound out again.

Cerberus

Yeah We'll be back later, if you can entice Gnome to post some nice offensive things!

OrigamiRobot

@Tristan I had to get rid of the rocket fuel

Cerberus

poof

OrigamiRobot

@John I calls em like I sees em

John

@OrigamiRobot Well...see them like the devs see them, not like they are.

agent86

01:38

I've never really been the type of person who does something obviously offensive for attention, so I really don't understand that type of attention. I guess I'm not a troll though... just seems like after a while, you've got to step up the response.

Tristan

@John My connection's pretty spotty, but we'll see if we can't use up our mist.

John

@GnomeSlice requests that we stop talking about him.

@Tristan Alrighty.

Tristan

@John You wanna start the party?

John

@Tristan Sure. Open to anyone this time?

Tristan

That's fine.

agent86

01:40

@John laughs that's the opposite of what he always wants. "star me" "notice me" "flag meeeee"

OrigamiRobot

@John I dont negotiate with @GnomeSlice

John

GnomeSlice sends you both R-rated words.

agent86

I said my piece. Going back to ignoring him completely now.

John

Nevermind it was just for @OrigamiRobot.

OrigamiRobot

@John SWEET! I'm finally popular!

@John now I have the convention badge

agent86

01:50

man, why is it that every time I look at the SE API, I realize I can't do what I'm trying to do with it :|

badp

agent86

@badp yes, that would be the stackapps site. If you check their question list, you'll see several feature-request's from me

badp

good.

Yi Jiang

@agent86 You just have to realize that the API will mature to that level in six to eight ~~weeks~~ years

agent86

because every time I start something I go, "oh, I can't do that?"

@YiJiang I thought it was always 6-8 weeks?!?

omg

this is 52 times longer than I expected

I want my money baaaack

calls the president of the internet HELLO PRESIDENT? This is agent86. I want my $0 back.

3

on the plus side, everything I start gets finished much sooner than I expected, because I can only have like... half the features, yay!

I grouse, but this is a much better API than most I've seen.

OrigamiRobot

01:54

@agent86 the internet is headed by a Czar...jeez don't you know anything

agent86

hopefully I'm not annoying Kevin with all my feature requests.

Mana

wait, GnomeSlice got suspended for posting that?

Really?

that's kind of silly.

agent86

@Mana I don't think it was the first one, I think it was the second.

many flags were flying, I got a little confused.

OrigamiRobot

@agent86 there probably wouldve been a third

Lazers

0

Q: Can we have more than 1 Sköll boots?

I was wondering if we could have more than 1 pair of Sköll boots or can we recharge it ?

runescape

0

Q: How do I defeat a Pyro being a Pyro?

I would like some tips to beat the other pyro being a pyro. What weapons should I use? Is it more favorable to use a shotgun rather than a flamethrower?

team-fortress-2 tf2-pyro

agent86

01:58

@OrigamiRobot eh, on the one hand I don't have a trio of precognitive pre-crime fighting savants, but on the other hand, I don't know that I need them to predict something of that nature.

OrigamiRobot

@agent86 dont you know? they always come in threes

Wipqozn

@Mana Wait, Gnome got suspended again?

Twice in one night?

That's impressive.

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