The Bridge

djsmiley2k

20:00

upgrade tyo win 10?

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 Yeah, it's different from the Forest Hunter covenant in DS1.

Bell Keepers invade everyone. Even other Bell Keepers.

djsmiley2k

dang it

I sitll need to get a token of spite

That Brazilian Guy

@djsmiley2k ಠ_ಠ

djsmiley2k

I saome how lost the other one

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Death count in Dark Souls 3

Is there any way to know how many times have you died in game? (Well, I know that answer is "a lot", but I'm in search for exact number) I remember in DS2 there was monument in Majula with such info. Is there its analogue somewhere in DS3 world?

dark-souls-3

two bugs

20:03

Oh, I played some games over lunch break in Hearthstone and got two wins! Back on a winning streak. Awww yea

I mainly just want to get dailies done. It would be great to reach rank 10 this season but not going to cut into Overwatch time to try

Yuuki

> Consume to increase chance of being invaded.

Though not sure if that's what you did.

djsmiley2k

i need to invade and kill

not be invaded :/

Yuuki

No no, you said you lost one. That's the only way to get rid of them other than discarding or dropping them.

murgatroid99

@djsmiley2k then you want a red eye orb

djsmiley2k

ok i have some i think

Yuuki

20:05

@murgatroid99 Red Sign Soapstone also works.

djsmiley2k

woo that guy died \\o/

That Brazilian Guy

I just updated to the latest nvidia drivers. Let's cross fingers and hope my video card doesn't explode.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Yeah, but people seems to care a lot about rules and honor and stuff when you use those

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 Well, it does tend to be used for duels rather than invasions.

djsmiley2k

K.... so I have some

Yuuki

20:07

Since the person can choose whether to fight you or not.

djsmiley2k

but can't use them?

Need to be human maybe?

Yuuki

@djsmiley2k Yes.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Because everyone who uses this one particular in game item is supposed to know before hand the arbitrary rules that some subset of the online community has invented

djsmiley2k

Still can't use... :/

murgatroid99

@djsmiley2k Maybe you're not in an area where PvP is allowed

two bugs

20:08

@murgatroid99 No Estus, No R1 spam (Yes, This Is A Rule), No Magic, No Ranged Weapons, No Fun, etc.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs weak

what's next, only parrying allowed?

Yuuki

@twobugs The first one is the only thing I've seen regularly.

ToxicFrog

I kind of feel like those people don't "get" Dark Souls.

It's a brutal, dying world.

Yuuki

I guess 5 to a degree.

ToxicFrog

You should go into combat fully expecting to get ambushed by six guys buffed to the eyeballs.

two bugs

20:11

@Yuuki I haven't seen people directly say "No R1 Spam" but when I still followed the subreddit that was basically every other complaint

djsmiley2k

I also have blue orbs

two bugs

"Fucking noobs just spam R1! Bullshit!"

djsmiley2k

Rl?

Yuuki

@twobugs The answer is literally parrying. Netcode is rather forgiving on parry timings against R1 spam.

djsmiley2k

hmmmm

Yuuki

20:12

Except against running katana stabs for some reason.

two bugs

@djsmiley2k The basic attack button :P

djsmiley2k

whjere should I go for pvp D:

murgatroid99

@djsmiley2k Those are for invading certain (guilty) people

two bugs

Yeah, I was able to parry some dude who was hella lagging and invaded me

I just avoid Souls PVP though because my experiences so far have all been stupid

Yuuki

@ToxicFrog Sure, but you should still be allowed to gripe a bit when you come against six guys buffed to the eyeballs.

murgatroid99

20:13

@djsmiley2k My suggestion: ignore the PvP covenants. If you're going for completionist, you can buy the spells you would unlock from the ghost in the castle in NG++

djsmiley2k

k

but i can't even join the last coventent for that trophy

or one of the last ones I need

Yuuki

Or is Bed of Chaos is the most well-designed boss in the game and you should just nut up and/or shut up?

two bugs

I'm pretty sure you can bonfire ascetic to just increase the NG+ level for a specific area

Even for vendors

djsmiley2k

@twobugs orly :O

two bugs

I'm pretty sure, you might want to double check

djsmiley2k

20:14

i can't find anywhere I can use this cracked red eye orb.

murgatroid99

> Does not allow purchase of the covenant weapons or spells at Chancellor Wellager, this needs actual NG++.

two bugs

Ah, my bad

I know it works for some other things

djsmiley2k

yey invading

time to die :(

murgatroid99

@twobugs I'm kind of glad I didn't just find out that I did an extra 2 playthroughs unnecessarily. But NG++ was also when I finished a couple of the NPC quests

two bugs

Meh. I liked Dark Souls 2 but I feel no desire to 100% it

djsmiley2k

20:16

driven away :(

two bugs

3 I might, depends on how I feel when I revisit it after Bloodborne

ToxicFrog

@Yuuki Sure, but complaining that those people are playing the game wrong or something?

two bugs

@ToxicFrog Welcome to Reddit where every fanbase is terrible

Yuuki

@ToxicFrog People should be allowed to say stupid things, just as people should be allowed to call them stupid for saying stupid things.

murgatroid99

@twobugs I want to 100% DS3, but it annoys me that this time it seems to actually require leveling most of the PvP covenants, and there isn't a way around it this time

> Welcome to ~~Reddit~~ the Internet where every fanbase is terrible

two bugs

20:18

Technically you can grind all of those items offline but yeah

The drop rate is pathetically low

murgatroid99

Yeah, I think I have to do that for Watchdogs, because it looks like it's going to be literally impossible for me to ever get summoned for it

Now that I leveled too far

MadMAxJr

Watching two ultra greatswords face off with one another is like watching two battleships circle one another.

two bugs

Did they ever fix watchdogs? It seemed like most people had a huge amount of trouble getting summoned for it

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How many Research Quest can the Empire take in Stellais?

Is there a limit to the number of Research-Quests the an Empire can take in Stellaris? So far there are two active quests the Empire is researching and one Mundane Quest.

stellaris

murgatroid99

@twobugs I didn't try for a while, and now I'm level 70 with a level 7 weapon, so I think I just won't get summoned anyway

djsmiley2k

20:20

unable to find world to invade

gaaah

two bugs

@murgatroid99 I just remember at launch there were about 3 covenants people said were just broken

I'm pretty sure that was one of them

Yuuki

@djsmiley2k Yeah, DS2 online play is not particularly popular right now, considering DS3 is out.

murgatroid99

@twobugs And I don't have invasion problems in general. I already finished Blue Sentinels and as much as I needed to of Aldrich Faithful

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki i got into one game and he banished me, so sux

Yuuki

And the fractured playerbase also doesn't help.

two bugs

20:21

Interesting, I remember hearing lots of trouble with Blue Sentinels

djsmiley2k

I never got summoned as a blue :/

Nope, game hates me, ah well, off to bed!

murgatroid99

@twobugs I got summoned pretty quickly whenever I put the ring on

Or covenant item. Whatever sort of thing it is

And that's why I think it's a specific problem with Watchdogs: because I didn't have trouble with the others

badp

Fans "steal" the Star Trek IP to make feature length presentation featuring some of the original staff, won't be sued for it

two bugs

Well, they were being sued for using (in part) the Klingon language

Which is kind of silly

That was how I heard it, at least

badp

Just because you can ues it doesn't mean you must

Yuuki

20:27

I dunno where I stand on the lawsuit because Paramount usually doesn't really give a f--k about fan films and projects.

MadMAxJr

I'm not sure why anybody wants the Warmth pyromancy reward from the Mound Makers covenant.

ardaozkal

You know what's the worst?

@Wipqozn

you know what else is terrible?

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr To get all of the Pyromancies, of course

MadMAxJr

Regen 20 hp every 2 seconds, for 30 seconds. Doesn't scale, needs 25 faith.

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr Warmth is pretty much a requirement for running dueling clubs.

MadMAxJr

20:29

Please don't star everything.

9

two bugs

Okay this is not funny

Yuuki

STOP CANCELING STARS BEFORE ME AND MAKING ME CLICK ON TRANSCRIPT LINKS.

GodEmperorDune

inb4 "you gonna get banned"

MadMAxJr

@Yuuki how is it useful? The total heal is about 300 hp?

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr It heals everyone.

ardaozkal

20:29

Having a song on my mind and having to go through +1000 songs to find it.

MadMAxJr

Oh, it's an AOE?

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr Yes.

MadMAxJr

Ah, the note on the wiki, "Note this heals friends, foes, bosses."

two bugs

Gym time, then Overwatch \o/

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs streaming overwatch?

MadMAxJr

20:30

Hmm. Doesn't say how big warmth is.

Yuuki

It's useful in running dueling clubs because you can heal the winner of the duel as well as anyone who takes incidental damage.

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice is there a way to find songs by, idk, rhyme?

MadMAxJr

I see, like the guys who make fight clubs behind the pointiff area.

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal like the lyrics?

ardaozkal

rhyme wtf

not lyrics nor rhymes.

Yuuki

20:31

@MadMAxJr If it's the same as 2, it's roughly one fat roll radius.

ardaozkal

I studied way too much literature today

MadMAxJr

@yuuki Imperial or metric fat rolls?

Yuuki

Maybe a medium roll.

ardaozkal

I was meaning, like, idk.

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr I'm surprised nobody replied with just "everything".

@MadMAxJr Everything.

GodEmperorDune

20:32

dammit server, y u so slow

ardaozkal

@Yuuki ok, not starring

hmm let me try this.

MadMAxJr

Starry, not starry.

Yuuki

@ardaozkal You are learning.

ardaozkal

@Yuuki I DIDNT STAR ALL THOS

\rant

I'm learning to detach from arguments too. I guess I'm detaching one letter early though.

Yuuki

I guess I should've appended "young grasshopper".

GodEmperorDune

20:35

it has taken half an hour to log into this box

ardaozkal

this is the nearly worst

completion urge, that is

I should just listen to a single song so that I won't have to go through a huge list one by one to find whats been playing on my mind

badp

Climate change isn't real except when it damages Trump's property

MadMAxJr

He'll build a wall to keep the change out.

And if that's the article about his golf course, that's exactly what he plans on doing.

badp

how could you guess

ardaozkal

Girls und Panzer der Film crosses 2 billion yen milestone in Japanese box office earnings http://myanimelist.net/news/46150921 https://t.co/zeny2vwatZ

Tweeted by myanimelist on May 23, 2016 at 4:02 PM

I don't even...

18m USD, that is.

GodEmperorDune

20:49

@ardaozkal tank girl is a big deal

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune To be distinct from Tank Girl.

ardaozkal

oooh

pebble spoiled tomorrow's event.

#TheClockIsTicking! Gonna share our @HBO Go password so folks who missed last night’s #GameOfThrones can catch up. https://t.co/3ho5mMDwck

Tweeted by Pebble on May 23, 2016 at 2:58 PM

enough twitter for me:

So I just found out there's a 39 chapter erotic fanfiction about me and herobrine's sister from @witwix's chat. This is fine.

Tweeted by notch on May 23, 2016 at 8:40 PM

2

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal I'm impressed. 39 chapters really takes some dedication

Yuuki

@ardaozkal Things are going to be okay.

@murgatroid99 Depends on how many words per chapter.

I've seen 100 chapter pieces with like 20 words per chapter.

ardaozkal

fanfiction.net/s/8997966/1/Notch-and-Herobrine-s-Sister

total words: Words: 21,392

Yuuki

20:53

@ardaozkal That title's pretty straightforward.

SaintWacko

@ardaozkal I don't understand

ardaozkal

@SaintWacko Pebble has a big announcement tomorrow. They jokingly (? I really hope they post a HBO Go pass though, I missed that ep) said that they'll post their HBO Go Password for those who missed the last night's GoT ep.

badp

@murgatroid99 how many APIs is that?

ardaozkal

I'm going to go ahead and read this fanfic.

badp

package com.minecraft.fictional.notreal removed.removed.removed.removed.removed.removed.herobrine

ardaozkal

20:58

> She looks 16 instead of twenty.

Nope, this is not going to end well.

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal In many parts of the world, 16 is at or above the accepted age of consent

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Lost Connection

A friend and I were going to play on a Terraria world of his and when I went to connect it would connect but then loose connection. A screenshot has been provided courtesy of me for the event of it being needed. We have tried using server creating programs and they do not seem to work either. N...

terraria

-1

Q: 4 player split screen offline shooting games?

I'm trying to not play Nintendo 64 Goldeneye anymore but I have not found a replacement, I would like to buy a new console (Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS3, PS4) but it seems there is not games to play in the way I play Goldeneye (4 players in split screen), I've searched but I just find games up to 2 pl...

first-person-shooter

ardaozkal

@murgatroid99 yes, ikno however considering how the story goes and how unexpectedly that was said, I just don't even.

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal Consider that you're reading an erotic fanfiction about a made up relative of a made up joke character paired with a real person

ardaozkal

yes

Yuuki

21:01

I am almost entirely certain that this "Herobrine's sister" is supposed to be a stand-in for the author.

badp

@Yuuki it's not fan fiction without some good old self insertion

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Oh, a self-insert character masquerading as the made up relative of a made up joke character

Yuuki

@badp That's... what she said?

ardaozkal

@Yuuki username: Blueseas17 (probably 17), profile states that the writer is a girl... probably

badp

@Yuuki she wants to self-insert?

Yuuki

21:03

"She" being urmom?

badp

My mom knows better

ardaozkal

detach requested.

I can't stop laughing though

> Herobrine said "[...]they killed me[...]"

fanfiction.net/u/4187153/Blueseas17 this is one hell of a long profile description.

Yuuki

"Dagnabit, they killed me lucky charms!"

GodEmperorDune

wait, who is herobrine?

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal What is dead may never die

GodEmperorDune

21:06

@murgatroid99 is that part of the drowning coronaiton thing?

ardaozkal

@murgatroid99 but he isn't dead, he is removed!

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune A Minecraft character only ever referenced as a joke in Minecraft patch notes

ardaozkal

did someone think that deleting was enough? I blame notch

GodEmperorDune

because clearly the previous kings who went through that ceremony died later

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune It's the standard drowned god prayer, including at the coronation

I watched the last 3 episodes of GoT consecutively last night, so that's kind of fresh in my mind

GodEmperorDune

21:08

@murgatroid99 well from everything to take from last night's GoT, the drowned god's prayer seems like it wouldn't be the top priority

ardaozkal

Is got worth watching rn?

I don't like incomplete stories.

(and I hate cliffhangers)

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune As I said, 3 episodes in a row. That's just the thing that was relevant to his quote

Yuuki

@ardaozkal Oh man, you'll hate The Adventures of Cliff Hanger.

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal there are a lot of cliffhangers

Yuuki

Between the Lions: Cliff Hanger and the Bed

►

ardaozkal

21:09

alsooo

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal If you want a complete story, you probably don't want to start the latest season now

ardaozkal

this fanfic is rated T so it can't be sexual.

badp

how to extrapolate

bwDraco

Skyrim talk: Started a new Bosmer character as a dedicated archer. It throws me off that different bows perform so much differently. The Long Bow and Hunting Bow you get early on draw much faster but have a much lower trajectory than the Daedric Bow my main character (48 Altmer) has.

badp

one year going down = will go down forever and ever

Dragonrage

21:12

@Yuuki évery episode ends in a cliffhanger, its great

GodEmperorDune

@badp looks accurate to me

ardaozkal

fanfiction.net/s/8997966/5/Notch-and-Herobrine-s-Sister this is just... terrible.

SaintWacko

@ardaozkal Are you surprised?

bwDraco

@badp Streaming media is what's cutting into it.

Yuuki

@Dragonrage Public television is the greatest.

bwDraco

21:12

No surprise.

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal you're on fanfiction.net...

badp

@GodEmperorDune the downward trend in black looks suspiciously linear

I WONDER WHAT IS UP WITH THAT

bwDraco

But why do people make projections on such limited data?

murgatroid99

Welcome to Fanfiction.net

GodEmperorDune

@badp or what is DOWN with that, amirite?

ardaozkal

21:14

@SaintWacko not story terrible but worst nsfw part terrible. Last 2 sentences.

murgatroid99

@badp Linearly extrapolating from the last two data points is the best way to accurately judge future performance

badp

@murgatroid99 the second grade curve fit from Excel don't lie

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal I don't see anything even remotely resembling NSFW content in that chapter

ardaozkal

@murgatroid99 rated T.

Not that viisble.

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal No, seriously, that has to be one of the tamest chapters in the story. It's just standard "woo, my video game is haunted and now I've been pulled into it"

SaintWacko

21:19

@murgatroid99 The chapter linking didn't work

murgatroid99

@SaintWacko It's a link to chapter 5

ardaozkal

@murgatroid99 that is beautiful

SaintWacko

@murgatroid99 Oh, wow, their url structure is weird

murgatroid99

@SaintWacko It's like SE: the slug doesn't matter, it's just for SEO. So it makes sense to put it at the end to maintain a sensible hierarchy

As in, /s/<story_id>/<chapter_number> is a valid url, and just appending /<story_name> instead of sticking it in the middle probably helps with canonicalization, searching, processing, etc.

SaintWacko

Ah, I see

Okay

Yuuki

21:29

@SaintWacko It's not nearly as stupid as AO3's though.

Their chapters have unique IDs.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki kind of like our answers? or comments?

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 Yeah. So while you can navigate to a specific chapter fairly easily enough with FF.net's structure by knowing just the story ID, you need to know both story ID and the chapter ID for AO3.

AO3's tagging system is very nice though, although it does result in some stupidly long blurb pages.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki That does seem pretty unnecessary

Yuuki

Especially if people get crazy with the freeform tags.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What are Private Servers?

I have seen a couple questions recently asking about private servers for Clash of Clans. I looked them up online, and I can't find any information about them, only sites offering them. What are these private servers? Are they even legitimate?

clash-of-clans

0

Q: How to win a war in Stellaris?

I've attacked all their Resource-Stations, Hovered a planet (In hope to blockade/bombard it - but it didn't), what am I missing? The score remains 10% of war goals.

stellaris

Dragonrage

21:34

@Lazers2.0 you win by not losing

Yuuki

> From September onwards, Netflix will become the exclusive US pay TV home of the latest films from Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilm and Pixar.

Dragonrage

also, Im refusing to play stellaris because you cant destroy stars and stuff

murgatroid99

@Yuuki So, AO3 is the site that's primarily MCU slashfics, right?

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 That's like all fanfiction, I think.

That and Supernatural.

Dragonrage

also, you should be able to launch planets at people

Yuuki

21:37

So Disney's not making their own subscription service. Thank. F--kin'. God.

Dragonrage

murgatroid99

@Yuuki They have their own subscription service

Or is that thing free?

Dragonrage

@murgatroid99 nothing is truly free

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 Which thing?

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Disney Movies Anywhere

Yuuki

21:39

@murgatroid99 Not subscription-based.

It's a "buy once, watch everywhere (that it's supported)" deal.

Depending on what this does to Google Play, we might be watching Disney movies from that site in the future.

It shouldn't affect Google Play since it's a purchase/rental thing and not subscription.

But just a heads-up.

Oh boy, my Pathfinder Beginner's Box finally shipping from the warehouse!

Only took them 4 months.

(Yes, I know they ran a massive shortage after the Humble Bundle)

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I open the Stellaris Console?

I was trying to tweak my Stellaris Graphics for better performance using a reddit tutorial. But I wasn't able to open the Stellaris console by using the described keys. Also I tried all combinations mentioned in the corresponding wiki page. I think that I can't open the console is caused by the ...

linux stellaris

Unionhawk

@Yuuki iirc Google Play is supported

I got wreck it ralph from there for Google play

Yuuki

@Unionhawk It is now, I'm talking about the recent deal Disney made with Netflix.

That takes effect in September.

From the sound of it, it's subscription-based streaming rights only.

Which means movies should still be on Google Play.

Unionhawk

Yeah, Google Play is... Almost Apple *

Just more cloud centered

And, web client

Yuuki

Means I can play it in anything with a browser, which is much better for me.

Unionhawk

21:47

Yes

Yuuki

We wouldn't be able to do Movie Night with the Apple Store, as far as I know.

Unionhawk

I dunno

Yuuki

Well, it'd be a bit more involved.

Unionhawk

I mean technically with OBS and a uStream key you can stream anything ever

But that's because uStream is last I checked largely unpoliced

That's where a popular streamer did family movie nights

Yuuki

You're killing me, Yahoo. Stop posting "senior software developer" positions under "entry-level", you're killing me.

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