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15:03
I'm half scared to go on a plane in the near future because I got a beard
I mean "he's got a beard, just like that guy who slits those throats on the videos"
Yeah, I got a beard. so does roughly a quarter of humanity
@dynarski 2/2 Would you prefer people keep silent and have another 9/11, rather than risk an honest mistake that inconveniences you?
ugh
I think his own avatar is sufficient commentary
Yes, I would rather people keep silent about SOMEONE WRITING ON A PAD OF PAPER
@twobugs BUT WHAT IF I AM DOING INTEGRALS
INTEGRALS ARE LIKE DEEP ARAB LORE
If there is legitimate reason to be worried? Then they should report it. But I'm talking about REAL, LEGITIMATE reasons
I.E., Several passengers acting extremely suspiciously
Not just "they had paper and maybe one had a beard"
@badp Another 9/11 event isn't even practical so I don't understand why even the crazy people go there
15:07
Whatever, this is stupid. Civilians shouldn't need to report any of these things and aren't going to be able to make accurate judgments most of the time
wait, no
if you see something genuinely suspicious like, uh, a fire
No one's going to let a hijacked plane be flown into a building, period. So at a minimum it'd have to be something different
do call it out maybe
In reality, it will be nothing
@TimStone I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic
15:09
It's serious. Pilots are protected in the cockpit, attempted hijackings of American planes will never result in another 9/11 scenario
They will literally scramble fighter jets to prevent it
we've seen how that worked out for that dude that rammed his airplane into a mountain
@badp Okay sure
A fire, yes
@badp Well sure, but he was already the pilot
@twobugs or a literal explosive belt?
@TimStone so yes, it is a little harder.
I'm not sure how a civilian is supposed to recognize an explosive belt if they made it through security
15:10
Did they ever conclusively determine the motivations in that case anyway?
Yes. The callsign for that flight, iirc, included MH4. It was failed viral marketing by Capcom :P
@twobugs pls
I wonder what headset I should get when I return this one
Yeah, it seems the prevailing theory was that he was just carrying out his suicidal tendencies, so not really terrorism so much as a complete disregard for the other lives he was responsible for
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15:15
And he had been denied a US pilot's license (at least temporarily) due to his mental health issues, incidentally
Believe me, if a terrorist wants to commit an act of terror, he's not going to jeopardize his mission by acting suspiciously in the runup to the act
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Less than 6 hours and my Long Week From Hell will be over and I will have a lovely lovely 3 day weekend :)
@NateKerkhofs It's... not that simple
The best way is to catch them during prep
monitor potential suspects, like people who visited Iraq or Syria recently
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@NateKerkhofs I....I don't....oh boy.
15:22
@AshleyNunn both of the recent European attacks were done, at least in part, by people who radicalized, went to Syria and returned
And were already known to authorities, for that matter. It was a failure of Belgian intelligence, mostly.
And the shift towards comprehensive monitoring, which is really impractical
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@Evilardaozkal I don't know what this is but I like the look of the characters :)
@TimStone yeah, but we wouldn't have stopped them by moaning about them once they're on the plane
Absolutely
15:24
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Q: Will there be new Overwatch heroes?

David GrinbergHas Blizzard officially commented on whether they will be adding new heroes to the game over time?

If they had noticed something going wrong, they weren't going to just let it happen. They would have blown up earlier
That's if they noticed. It's possible they could have been apprehended beforehand or damage minimized
@PrivatePansy that's the big problems
for every Abbaoud who commits an act of terror, there are 10 people who are falsely accused
37 mins ago, by Tim Stone
1st they came for the Muslims, & I did not speak out - b/c I was not a Muslim. Then they came for the economists… https://t.co/7VjGd14oFC
15:28
There are most likely more than 10 false accused for every real attack.
well, you know, that's terror for you. That said this case was obviously dumb and everyone there seemed to know that perfectly well
> In America today, the only thing more terrifying than foreigners is…math.
@badp Yeah, this one didn't end as poorly as it could have
I guess the joke I was doing back there was funnier in Italian where "integralism" is another way to say "fundamentalism" when talking about religion
However, we already do a lot of ridiculous racial profiling in the TSA (along with fun fun fun security theater) and this is just an extension.
15:31
apparently that's only a thing in Italian tho
You see someone who doesn't look like you WRITING? Report that!
Thing is, it would be relatively easy to hide a bomb by replacing some of your internal organs with explosives, or your subdermal fat, but we haven't yet had people been kicked off planes for being fat
pls
Okay I think we're getting to a ridiculous level here
@NateKerkhofs No, but they have to pay for 2 seats now
15:34
wat
@ChromeSlice oh, right, so terrorists might be scared away because they have one less potential victim?
Or maybe that was just a thing they were talking about doing
I don't know of any airline that does that
But the argument is there are people who take up 2 passengers worth of room and weight
But seriously, take a few pounds of C4, put a detonator with them, get a disgraced surgeon to replace part of your lungs with them, then blow yourself up past checks
Or can the detectors detect those as well.?
Probably
15:36
inside your body, you mean?
I thought they could only detect supradermal objects
The metal detector would get it
Don't they pick up like, iron lungs and shit?
head plates
@ChromeSlice just say you got an implant in your ribs
replaced joints?
@NateKerkhofs Pretty sure you need to have documentation for this
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Considering my plastic and fiberglass? (something else. Body safe shunt junk) tubing shows up on a body scan....
15:37
But I think you're making some very big assumptions about how feasible this is
You don't just... take part of someone's lungs out and put a bomb there
you got them implanted in your body, why can't the surgeon fake the documents as well?
Because faking documents is actually much harder than just cutting into someone?
@twobugs Isn't that basically what a lung transplant is, minus the bomb?
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I think this is bordering on ridiculousness.
@NateKerkhofs I'm not even going to comment
This is ridiculous
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15:39
@NateKerkhofs You know your body doesn't take well to not-body things in it, yes?
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(Hell, it doesn't even react well to not-your-body body things.)
Any kind of chest surgery takes months to actually recover from, it's not something you do just for kicks and waltz into the airport
And sometimes it doesn't react well to not-not-your-body body things.
"but you aren't going to recover" No but you're going to want to be able to move and not be bleeding all over the damn place
Yay, autoimmune diseases! /s
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15:40
@Yuuki Our meat sacks are very delicate things.
Meat sacks are oddly resilient in some areas and very not so in others
Then swallow it, like a condom with Heroin
We're surprisingly good at healing damage, but not so hot with taking damage.
@AshleyNunn Overwatch
@Evilardaozkal Got enough Bastions there bud?
Have you ever considered how easy it is to overload a laptop battery?
15:41
@NateKerkhofs You seem... really obsessed with these acts of terrorism. And you seem to have some level of respect for them.
@AshleyNunn That would be Overwatch.
I'm going to politely excuse myself from this conversation forever.
I just got a knack for thinking up horrible ways to mislead
@ChromeSlice you never have enough bastions
or tracers.
believe me, I condemn and have the utmost contempt for those terrorists as the next guy in this room
@Evilardaozkal lol
this is the worst of /r/tf2, all over again
entire team is babies
@badp Making the game unfun for everyone, ourselves included, is epic haha!
15:44
I wonder whether this discussion would be on-topic for Worldbuilding
@twobugs I mean it can be interesting to see how this would go down in practice. It doesn't have to be malice. Still
I'm not so annoyed at the sciencing bits, more so at the "ololololol remember yesterday when almost entire team was snipers, well today entire team is snipers"
@twobugs we actually did a trolling session yesterday. acted like 10yo cod players (mom jokes + my uncle is gaben he ban u etc).
the responses were epic
@Evilardaozkal pls
In basically every online game I've played the community itself becomes hellbent on making the game unenjoyable
So pardon me for not thinking this is "lole le epic trolololol"
@badp I'm evil, what do you expect?
15:47
@Evilardaozkal I expect that you expect some very special punishment
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@Yuuki Oh, nifty. That thing you're all playing/want to be playing that I won't play because it's not my jam. :)
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@Evilardaozkal Why would you even
@AshleyNunn you might like playing support
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@Evilardaozkal I figure these things usually move too fast for me
yeah ikno, doesn't require much aiming
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15:50
If I can gamepad it up, maybe it might be possible
Supports it, because it's released on consoles as well
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But I've not got a lot of interest tbh
I will most likely be getting it on PS4
It's a competitive shooter, I'm not really sure if that's your kind of game @AshleyNunn
@AshleyNunn well you don't lose much by trying :) Free beta on battle.net right now
15:50
Basically all you do is fight other people
There's a co-op vs AI mode too
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@twobugs Yeah, probably not
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I'll stick with Hyrule Warriors and LttP and stuff
@AshleyNunn LttP?
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@NateKerkhofs Link to the Past
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It was on the 3DS eshop so I grabbed it because I love that game almost as much as I love Link's Awakening
15:56
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@AshleyNunn Have I linked you to this yet?
user15026
@ChromeSlice I don't think so! :D
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Q: Is there any way to move your dragonvale park to another facebook account?

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16:11
@badp !
recettear pls
LEGENDARY ITEM
BASE PRICE: 100G
I think I can sell it for as much as 105g
Time to go get my dinner
16:12
@Wipqozn @LessPop_MoreFizz
Well I don't think I'll be getting another Corsair headset. I guess I'll see what Bestbuy has in stock
@KevinvanderVelden one sec,
discord is acting up
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@badp You are going to make SO MUCH MONEY :p
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facepalm So I just found out that the only Google review for my dad's storage business was posted by him.
In classic awkward Engrish.
Classic Dad Tech Usage
It's not so much bad tech usage though.
He's a software engineer and he's worked on some pretty major projects.
True, it's using tech properly but in a silly way
Haha okay
Fair enough
I'm used to my dad and other people's dads who are really out of touch
16:21
It's just... why would you review your own business?
It's hard for me to realize that there is an older generation of tech savvy people despite the fact that I work with them every day
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@Yuuki To get attention for it?
You hope nobody reads the name and puts two and two together :P
@AshleyNunn Well, I guess the fact I know he owns it is what makes it facepalm-y to me.
Okay, return headset time!
user15026
16:23
@Yuuki Yeah, if people realize that, it gets a little silly
Whereas the average person almost definitely doesn't.
user15026
Then it's not so bad :)
@Yuuki in my new and updated mindcanon you're the son of nothing less than Raymond Chen
Raymond T. Chen (born July 1968) is a United States Circuit Judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit. == Biography == Chen was born in 1968 in New York City, the son of immigrants from Taiwan. He received his Bachelor of Science degree in electrical engineering in 1990, from the University of California, Los Angeles and his Juris Doctor in 1994 from the New York University School of Law. He joined the intellectual property law firm of Knobbe, Martens, Olson & Bear in Irvine, California. He prosecuted patents and represented clients in intellectual property litigation...
no
but I'm going to assume that you linked to the wrong Raymond Chen intentionally
-2
Q: Play sound in c++

Michael EbensteinI just build a Neural Network and want to train it to make music. I cant figure out how to output sound. I need a function where you can pass a value or array of ints,doubles or whatever. Thanks for your help

whut
THAT'S gonna sound horrific
> Building a neural network to make songs
> Doesn't know how to play songs
well that's the point
16:40
also imo feeding an ML with songs of the same genre would be better
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Customer just stopped in to thank us for helping her with internet and computer issues and brought me 4 tomato plants.
the whole point of ML is that we can't find a sufficiently general solution to a problem, so we literally task computers with figuring it out for themselves
@AshleyNunn /r/talesfromtechsupport would love to read about that
@AshleyNunn lucky you!
clearly this is a challenge from fate and you must now bake a potato cake
@badp Idaho approves of this message.
16:43
no. no one approves of potato cake.
meanwhile, at @agent86's
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@badp I've made potato bread, I am sure I could make a potato cake
Ignoring CoD at the bottom (which might be misleading), those are some massive crowds.
i've seen massive crowds for CoD too, but yup
@Yuuki I guess they made the CoD event 18+, hence there aren't much people.
SAVAGE
EVIL
@Yuuki in all cases the majority of people was watching online anyway
16:51
oh btw someone asked "but why" when I told about our troll of CoD kids in Overwatch... I don't know but the responses were hilarious
must've been bad for those poor suckers at the LoL event watching a glorified big screen
and then... there's wow
imagine all the wow people in one place
it's no longer enough to have satellite internet
you need to have dank satellite internet
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@djsmiley2k that makes 1/10 of turkey
16:56
I feel like eating fried chicken and feeling guilty about it.
News just in, we can fit all WoW players into turkey
hmmmm
while i'm slowly recovering, i still don't feel hungry yet
this is werd :/
meanwhile in videos no one asked for
@badp meanwhile in youtubers noone asked for
I don't know what the refrance
pyrocynical
16:59
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Q: Shoot bows faster

DaDarkWizardIs there any way that I can make bows shoot faster? The attack speed modifier will allow me to make them hit faster, but that doesn't really help. I'm trying to make it so that people with a "Ranger" bow will be able to shoot twice as fast.

I really hope upgrading an item by 40 ilvls can increase my own ilvl by 3
If not, I have to hope my 500 VP gets me there
17:19
I have Overwatch in my life right now, so why do I want to play Battleborn so bad?
@badp yeah, I saw that was local and was like "hmm" but naaah
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Q: What constitutes as an empty space?

David TohWhen growing fruit trees, the informative text under it states that the surrounding 8 tiles must be empty. Naturally, this brings me to the question. "What constitutes as empty?" After planting my fruit trees, often times naturally spawning entities such as rock and grass will spawn around the ...

@agent86 such value
tbh, though, if my best friend was stuck inside windows 10, I'd probably mount a rescue effort as well
17:27
@agent86 you say that, but you have left Bob behind in Windows XP
@badp Bob is @agent86's best friend? DATA ACCEPTED
@badp keyword: friend. bob and clippy are mortal enemies.
they're like the final bosses of windows
@agent86 which makes Bob the mortal enemy of your mortal enemy.
a.k.a. Best Friend Forever
"I see you're having trouble dying. Would you like some help with that?"
Why does fried chicken have to taste so good and be so bad for you?
17:31
I don't know :(
@Yuuki name a thing that tastes so good and isn't so bad for you.
well
@badp Fruit
@Yuuki I'm fairly sure that you can change the dough and oil used to make it slightly healthier
Although if we didn't have all our luxury and shit we'd need to eat tasty fatty things to survive
It's evolution baby
scruffs @ChromeSlice's hair
17:32
Humans just broke it
the answer was "pizza" btw
@GodEmperorDune Pizza is perfect and does all the things
@badp pizza is bad for you
@GodEmperorDune sssh you can't tell an Italian that.
@GodEmperorDune Lies and slander
@John he's not even a real italian
just an italian AI gone rogue
17:33
what could be more Italian than that
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS TO TASTE @BADP?
sigh bought a 980ti last year, now they're releasing the 1080 with way more performance and less cost. fml
I guess that's life, but I wasn't expecting it to happen so damn soon :|
@agent86 you know, it's still a great card.
@GodEmperorDune What a ridiculous question
He has tasted this pear
@badp but the bars are longer on the new one! they're so much longer! SO MUCH!
17:34
@agent86 That's why you don't buy a card in the middle of a generation, but right after a new one releases
ARRRGGHHHH BARS
@agent86 the problem is with the upcoming $300 or so card that will run just as fast as your 980ti
I HATE YOU BARS
[butthurt intensifies]
@agent86 You're angry mate, have a snick... oh, that's a bar as well
dude, I had to go from a 770 to a 950M.
at least your bars are enlarging.
17:36
I'm waiting for next year to upgrade anyway
@NateKerkhofs baaaarrrss everywheeeerrreee
runs screaming, crashing through glass to get away
I mean, it's really not much use to have a 1080 when you're still using a first generation Intel CPU
or whatever generation the 2500K is
I finally had the cash to do an upgrade this year, went all out. I've got the unlocked skylake i7 + 980ti in here
I'm waiting for Cannonlake
supposed to release in 2017
it's fine, I'm sure in a couple years I'll upgrade and triple my performance for half the cost, but it's just reminding me that technology is always marching on and so forth
17:38
and I assume that Nvidia will have new cards by then as well
Nvidia will probably have the 1180 by then
@twobugs of course, how could i forget?
@GodEmperorDune this pear, so delirious
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Meanwhile, I am using the same HP off the shelf box I bought like 5 years ago when Future Shop was still a thing
BARrata corrige will continue until morale improves
There's something wrong with you
17:51
That feeling when the spicy chicken isn't actually spicy. :|
@Unionhawk you're just talking big to compensate for your bars
That's a lot of fire.
I feel like the quality of these Space Jam mashups have really cratered
@twobugs After the Guile's Theme mashup, there was nowhere to go but down.
@Yuuki @fredley pls
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Q: How to change my target in PC?

swswswsI'am new to tales of zestiria and I can't change my target when multiple enemy comes. So, how can I change my target in PC?

that's scary
18:15
And again... I receive a promotional mail in a language I don't know and probably never subbed to
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@badp That is really smart.
@Yuuki I see extra fire sometimes too, not sure why
It adds more fires if too much ART is detected
I think it may add extra fire if the message is edited
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18:20
@SaintWacko Started using Duolingo for Russian again, and was happy that I could test out of Alphabet 1. I was scared I'd forgotten everything.
I'll head to the gym and then Overwatch or stream when I get back
cc @Unionhawk (go to the gym)
My company is doing this fitness logging thing and I am determined to carry my team to victory
@twobugs I actually need to get a membership or something now that I'm at home
Since I no longer have campus rec
For 3 months anyway
You already have a membership to Clown Town, doesn't that cover?
#destroyed
18:23
Unfortunately
Oh. Wow. Clown Town must have fallen on hard times.
Yeah plus I let my membership lapse after they dropped free gym membership
Obama signed those trade deals which exported all the clown jobs to Mexico and China
@twobugs Explains the rise in clown fiestas.
Yeah I'm just gonna go now
> StatisUpdater.cs
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@badp This hurts my English major brain
@Unionhawk no, no, it's StatisUpdator
Oh dear god
Why
Who
More accurately
You’re procesing of there articel is almoast compleeted.
18:30
On my current project, I'm doing migrations from Struts 1 to Struts 2. I also had to fix a lot of comments and even a variable name so they are proper English
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@badp stahp
@AshleyNunn cannae ye taek the mestkaes oethes maik?
you guys make it sound like m{aj,in}oring in English is a lifelong disability towards mispellings
like you would litteraly die given enouh typographical misstakes
user15026
@badp I don't want to test that theory.
@AshleyNunn the truth is this more generelly valid
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18:39
@NateKerkhofs That's less mistake-english and more a bad attempt at accented english of some flavour
in fax, @Unionhawk is also been affected
and he's majorette in Wrong
@AshleyNunn in my mind, accents are just typos with better PR
18:50
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@Unionhawk I read about this last night. I don't have words for how uncomfortable it makes me.
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GoldNugget8Ok, I'm making an adventure map that is going to be absolutely amazing. There is just one problem: I need a super HD texture pack. I would like a custom 512 x 512 or higher texture pack. I also need some custom sounds and music. I looked around the internet and only found how to make 16 x 16 text...

19:04
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ogregoireI'm trying to find the treasures in Uncharted: Fortune Hunter. So far I've found treasures in the following puzzles (I'm still in progressing in the game): Captain Kidd's Boa Mask: puzzles 5, 7, 13, 16, 19, 21, 25, 26 (complete); Macalpin's Viking Sword: puzzles 9, 10. In which puzzles are t...

19:24
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@Yuuki wait what
@AshleyNunn If you look in the menu, you'll notice there's an item called "yourself". I don't know if you've played any Elder Scrolls games, but usually you can make your own potions.
And in Oblivion, you could make your own spells, IIRC.
You could then name that potion "yourself". And then you'd be selling "yourself" for 2 gold if it was a particularly cheap potion.
user15026
Ah, I see. :)
So I'm going to see Jungle Book tonight.
And I feel great because I remembered Mother's Day in advance and bought 2 boxes of chocolates yesterday!
user15026
Let me know how Jungle Book is :)
19:37
@Yuuki for 2 gold it must be less of a potion and more like bottled water
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19:59
@AshleyNunn Yay!

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