The Bridge

StrixVaria

15:01

@Unionhawk Oh yeah!

Fluttershy

@Yuuki The 3rd.

Also, my Overwatch early access friend code is spoken for, so I can't give it to @Wipqozn.

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Actually, 4p PDT on the 2nd.

Fluttershy

I probably wouldn't anyway, given how much @Wipqozn insists on tormenting me with games that he is playing that I want to play.

Kevin van der Velden

I'm trying to think of what hero I don't wanna play

Symmetra is kinda meh for me

StrixVaria

@Fluttershy You didn't get it yet, though, right?

You just know who you're giving it to?

badp

15:09

TO THE BEST BIDDER GO TEH CODEZ

SaintWacko

@badp I bid one internets!

Fluttershy

@Yuuki Oh wow. :o excitement intensifies

@StrixVaria Correct. No code received yet.

Arperum

@SaintWacko I bid two internets, and will sell you the codez for three once I receive the codez.

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Don't tell @Wipqozn who it is or he might... take care of business.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Will N'Zoth the corrupter re-summon an Unearthed Raptor?

The scenario is pretty simple. Say I copy the deathrattle of a "Fiery Bat" onto my raptor. If my raptor dies, will N'Zoth the Corrupter re-summon it? I understand that N'Zoth will not re-summon minions that have been "given" a deathrattle. But does the raptor's ability really count as "giving" i...

hearthstone

Fluttershy

15:11

@Yuuki Nah, she's too far away for him to reach.

Kevin van der Velden

@Fluttershy is it @FAE?

Fluttershy

@KevinvanderVelden Yeah.

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Will we ever see @FAE again?

Unionhawk

I have a code I think

Fluttershy

@Yuuki She asked a question on the site last week! She's still around.

Unionhawk

15:16

Dude and my exam week closes out pretty much on Monday

StrixVaria

For people who like Patrick Rothfuss

Unionhawk

I have a religion paper to write, but other than that

Arperum

@Yuuki Come to the Netherlands and we'll organize a meeting.I'm sure we can convince her to come along.

Kevin van der Velden

Yay \o/

Yuuki

@Arperum I'd love to work in the Netherlands, hint hint.

Arperum

15:18

@Yuuki I wouldn't mind it either :p

@KevinvanderVelden is your company hiring and if so: do they accept remote workers?

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum probably and no

But if you're serious I know a good recruiter

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Dammit. I can't move in the next two years for financial reasons (don't want to have to pay something stupid like 10-15k in bullshit taxes)

Kevin van der Velden

Working with personal data and such =p

But yeah, starapple is a pretty good recruiter if you want

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden I'm open to it, but I'm still not sure whether I want to work outside the country or not.

StrixVaria

@Arperum Are you actually planning on moving to the Netherlands or is it just like when Americans say they're going to move to Canada if certain politicians win certain elections?

badp

15:23

@Arperum wouldn't you be eligible for the 30% ruling?

Arperum

@StrixVaria I'm at some point probably leaving Belgium.

StrixVaria

@Arperum Based on all the things I've learned about Belgium from you over time, this doesn't surprise me.

Unionhawk

Also

Wait crap hang on

Arperum

@badp The thing is that Belgium has a couple tax rules on reselling a house rather qucikly after acquiring it. plus another rule that resulted in me only having to pay 5% buy price as an extra tax instead of the regular 10%, and that rule gets also undone if selling too fast again.

@StrixVaria Yea. It also doesn't help I now have a Dutch girlfriend :p

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk insert @Arperum == @Kevin joke here

Unionhawk

15:27

Yey

@KevinvanderVelden I mean in javascript probably

I don't think === would be true

fredley

=== == ==?
=== === ==?

Kevin van der Velden

Clearly what we need is a =====

To be really really sure it's equal

fredley

double-plus-equal

Lazers 2.0

-3

Q: How to create a Custom GUI?

I am creating a minecraft vanilla mini games server and i want to create custom GUI but as far as I know there is no way to do this with out a bucket server so I want to make it so it will /testfor a compass in a players hand when the player has a compass it will /summon a donkey with out a saddl...

minecraft

Arperum

what the actual fuck USA

fredley

15:32

==++

> The ruling, a unanimous decision by the state’s criminal appeals court

...

Arperum

Like seriously. What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.

Yuuki

> Michelle Anderson, the dean of the CUNY School of Law who has written extensively about rape law, called the ruling “appropriate” but the law “archaic”.

So the legislature is ultimately to blame for this.

Which honestly, I'm not that surprised. Judiciary tends to have the most "common sense" of the three branches of government, but they're hamstrung because they can only interpret laws set by the other branches.

Unionhawk

They do make a number of "technically yes but that's fucked up guys" rulings

Yuuki

Oklahoma in particular has made some surprisingly sensible judicial decisions on social issues that you normally wouldn't expect from such a socially conservative state.

> The Oklahoma appeals court declined to make the ruling a precedent.

tl;dr State legislatures are messed up, man.

Unionhawk

I mean, ours is finally looking at lifting the alcohol limit on beer which will be fun

We're one of a few states with 12 as a cap

Wipqozn

15:38

@Fluttershy Yeah,but sometimes I buy you games you want too! I balance my tormenting with niceness.

It's sort like how for every old lady you help cross the street, you can steal some candy from a baby.

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk I mean, 12 beers per person sounds like a decent cap

Unionhawk

12 as in percent alcohol by volume

Kevin van der Velden

Meh

Yuuki

@Uni can't wait to get shitfaced on some moonshine.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: c'thun and entomb synergy

I have 2 scénarios like following. I am playin' standard control Priest (without C'Thun) vs C'Thun Druid. Case 1: He keeps buffing his C'Thun until turn 10 when i entomb it. What happens if He plays more C'Thun buff cards? does it keep buff his C'Thun that i entomb? Is it still considered ...

hearthstone

Unionhawk

15:42

@Yuuki no, high alcohol beer, which will also support economic growth in my state

Basically I want to try more fully realized versions of 11.9%ers

fredley

@Unionhawk RIP liver

Unionhawk

Plus the bill also adds free samples, where before the law was you had to give away samples for pennies at least or something

Tim Stone

Wait for it... 🐣 https://t.co/BwuVxjoQYu

Tweeted by bioware on April 28, 2016 at 3:49 PM

Unionhawk

Basically please pass this thing guys

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What happens if you silence C'Thun?

The developers have stated many times that the buff to C'Thun works more like an aura than an actual buff so I was wondering this: can C'Thun be silenced if I somehow survive the initial onslaught? What happens then? Does the silence remove the whole buff from C'Thun (wherever it is) or does it j...

hearthstone

SaintWacko

15:53

@Unionhawk How about you send some of that bill my way. Oklahoma has stupid liquor laws

MadMAxJr

Yes Yes it does. I used to live there.

Nate Kerkhofs

Update on my injury: turns out it wasn't due to my nightlight

My nightlight just doesn't get hot enough for that. I had it on for half an hour a few days ago and it was barely warm

Unionhawk

@SaintWacko you know what state has stupid liquor laws? Utah

Yuuki

@SaintWacko Oh, I applied to a job in Oklahoma. If I get it, we might be able to hang out.

Nate Kerkhofs

My current theory is that I managed to pinch it on my key

Unionhawk

15:56

Did you know a theater bar cannot serve beer to patrons watching a film with sex scenes, including deadpool?

Yup

Nate Kerkhofs

@Unionhawk Why would you want to drink beer in the cinema?

Unionhawk

@NateKerkhofs why would you not?

Yuuki

FromSoft is working on a new IP.

Sci-fi setting, pls

> However, there is one From franchise Miyazaki seems interested in continuing - Armored Core:

"Personally I want to do it," Miyazaki replied to a question about the mech action series. "After all I was involved in three games in the series. Armored Core is one of the pillars of From Software's lineup, but I can't reveal anything at the moment."

SaintWacko

@Yuuki That would be awesome! Where in Oklahoma?

Yuuki

@SaintWacko It would be in Norman.

> As for his latest game, Miyazaki also confirmed that Dark Souls 3's two DLC packs would arrive in Fall 2016 and early 2017.

Nate Kerkhofs

16:00

Is Dark Souls enjoyable if you're not good at telegraph-combat games?

Yuuki

So... south of Oklahoma City?

SaintWacko

@Yuuki Ah, okay. That's a couple hours away

Yuuki

@NateKerkhofs 3 is a lot more accommodating to R1 spam from what I've seen.

Nate Kerkhofs

@Yuuki I'm talking about the entire series

on PC

I do have a controller btw

Yuuki

Eh, it's not too bad if you're not good at reading cues. Get a greatshield ASAP.

But you will definitely have trouble with several bosses.

Nate Kerkhofs

16:02

From what I understand, Dark Souls is difficult, but fair, right? Or are there times where you will die because the enemy cheeses you?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki cc @twobugs

Yuuki

No sources named for these "reports" so I'm rather skeptical.

> The Express is basically toilet paper. I wouldn't trust this article, in fact, I wouldn't believe a report by them stating that fire burns without independent verification.

Okay, very skeptical, never mind.

Hah, I love this comment thread:

badp

@fredley yes, no

Fluttershy

@NateKerkhofs There are times where you'll die due to the enemy cheesing you. Most notably, the movement tracking for some enemies seems broken as hell.

Yuuki

> "Being a doctor is much like being an IT tech, you have to memorize a bunch of symptoms to diagnose a problem. Only difference is that you can't tell them to 'turn it off and on'."
> "That's pretty much what a defibrillator does."

Fluttershy

16:14

@Wipqozn I'm not sure that's how that works...

MadMAxJr

Norman isn't bad. College town.

Private Pansy

Mad Max is... interesting.

Nate Kerkhofs

@Yuuki How about being The Doctor?

Private Pansy

The ending. Ugh... I saw it coming a million mile away and I still hated it

Nate Kerkhofs

@PrivatePansy You mean the game right, not the movie?

Private Pansy

16:19

The game, yes. Just finished it.

two bugs

Neat that From Soft is finally doing a new IP

I hope it's not "new IP" the same way someone might say Demons -> Dark was a "new IP"

Private Pansy

I don't want to give away too much, but, uh, Max goes Mad.

Dragonrage

good morning bridge

two bugs

@PrivatePansy He becomes... Mad Max?

Private Pansy

@twobugs If he wasn't Mad enough already

Although if he wasn't Mad enough before than he can't be Max Mad

So now he's Max Mad Max

Unionhawk

16:23

Sonic Adventure 2 has a great soundtrack

two bugs

IT does. It's very cheesy but I love it.

This training thing isn't too bad. And free pizza!

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Boy Scouts

Proposed Q&A site for boy Scouts of America

Currently in definition.

Kevin van der Velden

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment CC @Unionhawk

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why is my sword a fishing rod?

I had to find Nemo in the ocean, so I wandered off to find him for the Angler. I looked at my hot as for my fishing rod, clicked on a tool with a bait number, and fished with it. It was a sword. I got extremely confused, because my Fishing Rod was acting like a sword with no damage, and my sword...

terraria-mobile

0

Q: Mame shows 'the selected game is missing one or more required rom or chd image'

I now have a problem with mame playing some old arcade titles. I tried to search for the issue on google first but I still haven't got a viable answer. My problem is this: I've downloaded mame by using 'apt-get install mame' command on my Debian linux. The installation process went smoothly and...

emulation mame arcade

Unionhawk

16:44

@KevinvanderVelden probably won't get to commitment phase, but I'll follow and ask an example

Scouting didn't make it last time it was proposed

A lot of the content works on great outdoors, but it's a matter of is there enough not overlap, and I think probably not

Private Pansy

> If fillies have cutecineras when they get their cutie marks, do colts have buttmitsfas?

Thanks r/mylittlepony

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy IT's just basic math man. 1 Good Deed - 1 Bad Deed = 0! It's completely balanced.

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Do Boy scouts of America still ban homosexuals?

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn leaders yes I think, but we're working on it

Wipqozn

> On May 23, 2013, The Boy Scouts of America's national governing body voted to rescind the long-standing ban on homosexual youth in the program. Effective January 1, 2014, "No youth may be denied membership in the Boy Scouts of America on the basis of sexual orientation or preference alone."

@Unionhawk okay

Step in the right direction, at least

Unionhawk

For definitions of we being Scouts for Equality

Wipqozn

16:50

> Affirming the decision of the National Executive Committee, on July 27, the National Executive Board voted to lift the organization's ban on openly gay adults.[52] The final vote to approve included 45 votes in favor and 12 votes against

Well that's even gooder

Unionhawk

Oh hey, I didn't notice that happening

Or I did and I forgot

I think I do remember SFE declaring a victory on that

Yuuki

Science Fiction & Engineering?

Do we have such an SE site?

Unionhawk

2 mins ago, by Unionhawk

For definitions of we being Scouts for Equality

KutuluMike

oh god I can only imagine the questions.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Yeah, Lifehacks

Lifehacks is every site

Dragonrage

16:52

@Wipqozn and no site

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage and your moms site

Yuuki

@KutuluMike "With a Death Note, how can I build a perpetual motion machine?"

Wipqozn

I need a Lifehack for, uh, "hanging out" with your mom

BACK TO WROK

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn no, if my mom had a site, it wouldnt be lifehacks. her standards are higher than that

Wipqozn

If I keep typing that long enough people will think it's intentional

@Dragonrage Didn't seem like she had very high standards... last night

wait...

TOO LATE, AIN'T NO GONNA BACK ON THE YOUR MOM JOKES

but seriously back to wrok

Dragonrage

16:53

@Wipqozn cc @Wipqozn for the self burn in a lie

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Isn't that Worldbuilding?

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn I think there might still be something weird particular to leaders that a charter organization can say no? But I don't know

I've not been following it lately

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: my minecraft keeps closing a whenever i try to play on multilayer and its keeps saying that i have a file open

Completely ignored arguments: [--nativeLauncherVersion, 301] [17:43:10] [Client thread/INFO]: Setting user: Legend_2007 [17:43:10] [Client thread/INFO]: (Session ID is ) [17:43:13] [Client thread/INFO]: LWJGL Version: 2.9.4 [17:43:14] [Client thread/INFO]: Reloading ResourceManager: Default [17:4...

minecraft pc

Nate Kerkhofs

@Yuuki A Death Note has a fundamental problem that makes it unusable for perpetual motion: it can only kill people, and people are a finite resource

Dragonrage

@NateKerkhofs the obvious follow up question is how can i build a cloning machine to make people an infinite resource

StrixVaria

17:01

Factory Idle

Kevin van der Velden

@NateKerkhofs I mean, you'd first have to find the limits of what defines human

And then use the death note to make people die in such a way that they make more minimally viable humans

Private Pansy

@StrixVaria developing itself?

StrixVaria

@PrivatePansy Uh.

I played it a few days ago and it was up.

I guess I should have re-checked the link before posting.

You'll just have to play the other incremental I posted today or the one @fredley posted.

> Hey
I am the dev on this game. (and also Reactor idle)
It leaked from Kongregate because "I was playing" it and it showed under my profile even though the game is not released anywhere! :(
Sorry, this is still in development and we are currently testing it with a very small group of players - that is why it is not yet nicely polished yet. I don't even have exact release date yet, but I will set one now: 25th of May 2016!
PS! If you continue playing, I can't quarantee that your saves will be available after game gets published, as it is still in development phase...

ChromeSlice

Is that a hippo or a pokemon

StrixVaria

Both?

ChromeSlice

17:11

Oh

Fluttershy

Hippokemon.

Dragonrage

@Fluttershy think of any object/animal/thing it is probably already a pokemon, on will be made into a pokemon at some point

Fluttershy

@Dragonrage Can coozy.

You show me a can coozy Pokémon, and I'll eat my hat. lol

Blem

Private Pansy

Is the knife edible too?

Dragonrage

17:23

Nordic Games Weekend Sale- save up to 90%

Yuuki

I hate that feeling when you realize that you've added too much reducing liquid.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki just reduce it some more?

Yuuki

Concentrates the flavor though.

Unless you're working with water, that's problematic.

Private Pansy

Apparently grass in evil biomes in DF sometimes spawn as wiggling tentacles. Combine with a graphical tileset and you get this nightmare fuel i.imgur.com/u71mHCw.gif

Yuuki

Broth stops supplementing the flavor and starts to replace it.

Private Pansy

17:26

Obviously if you reduced it too much you should oxidize it instead

Yuuki

Not to mention a longer reducing time means more cooking time and that has an adverse effect on some ingredients as well.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki reasons why you dont make fancy meals.

just cook some chicken

on the grill

nice and simple and tastes good.

just dont eat it raw or you could die

Arperum

@Dragonrage I think you a word there.

Dragonrage

@Arperum preposterous

inconceivable

Arperum

@Dragonrage No, that word would not fit.

Dragonrage

17:32

outrageous?

Arperum

How does any of these extra words fit into your sentence?

Dragonrage

no idea, i didnt major in english.

Don't blame me, blame the system

someone should star my sale link so someone doesnt come and post it again and that get starred

also is Darksiders and good? the franchise pack is 90% off this weekend

OKAY, PANIC.

CloudFlare is having DNS issues in South America. See https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/vwdh6yd29n9h

Tweeted by StackStatus on April 28, 2016 at 5:23 PM

We're seeing an attack that is affecting some traffic to our Latin American data centers.

Tweeted by CloudFlare on April 28, 2016 at 5:27 PM

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: When is the earliest point you can learn Sari's Song?

So, I just tried going to the Sacred Meadow directly after getting the Fairy Ocarina and Saria wasn't there. Do I absolutely have to talk to Darunia before she'll appear, and teach me Saria's Song, and then return to Darunia to play it for him? Or does she appear, say, after meeting Zelda? Then ...

zelda-ocarina-of-time

Unionhawk

So I bought Sonic Adventure 2 to potentially do some nostalgia streaming or something

After Senior Design

It was $10 okay I had to do it

Nate Kerkhofs

17:45

@Dragonrage Just standard hack and slash fare

From what little I've played, it's basically God of War in a different coat, although I haven't played GoW either

Just going from footage

although DS does have some RPG elements as well

Dragonrage

well i can get the franchise pack for 5$ so i might just try it out

Nate Kerkhofs

steam Anime sale

Anything worth buying from THAT sale?

Dragonrage

no idea, i dont do animes

Nate Kerkhofs

9 pages of items on sale...

And the anime community on Steam is fond of overrating their reviews

Dragonrage

so apparently ive played 270 hours of skyrim

GodEmperorDune

17:50

@Dragonrage the first one was pretty meh, second one was alright but not interesting enough for me to finish it

Kevin van der Velden

@Dragonrage 421

Dragonrage

i actually played it through pretty much completely without mods/console commands and made it to level 139

then i added something like 137 mods

Nate Kerkhofs

Well, I just got at least 1000 of each generator in Adventure Capitalist

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk That wouldn't surprise me. Glad to see it's making progress, though, even if it's progress that should have happened 20 years ago.

Unionhawk

Eh, there's been a shift in public opinion in the last 15 years or so

Nate Kerkhofs

18:03

@Unionhawk Can't wait for that shift to continue to the B and T segments of LGBT

Because I honestly do not see why bi men should be treated differently compared to gay men

two bugs

@Sterno is skipping work to try and beat Dark Souls 3 before me. IT's ridiculous

He's just mad I beat this one boss way easier

Sterno

I'm not so much skipping work as reallocating when I put my hours in

Which I've been doing for the last 3 weeks, as you can tell from past chat

It's a lot easier to work from home at night then play souls from home at night.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is it possible to identify mercenaries in realm battles?

In Chaos Reborn it's possible to recruit mercenaries from towns or scripted events. These units will remain in your company after battles if they are not killed. You can also recruit settlements, which provide fighters who can be directed to nearby battles. These units persist after the battle, b...

chaos-reborn

0

Q: How do I activate co-op?

On the box for Star Fox Zero, it says that I can play co-op with the Wii U gamepad and another controller, but when I select a level in story mode, it just starts the level without asking anything about player 2. Moving the control stick on the second controller does nothing and I don't see any ...

starfox-zero

two bugs

@Sterno Whatever, Hitler

Unionhawk

He's just restructuring the paradigm or something

Why do we work 9-5 when we can play Dark Souls 9-5 and then work 5-9?

Sterno

18:15

That does seem like a better trade.

Mostly it's that my code doesn't kill me if the kids interrupt me while I'm doing it

Also, my code doesn't give them nightmares, but that's only because they can't read it.

Unionhawk

@Sterno Wait, yours doesn't?

Am I doing programming wrong?

two bugs

Man this HS match is frustrating. People going REALLY hard and it's not even at the part where you can lose rank yet

People who don't even "well played" back after you have a long and even match are assholes

I should just squelch everyone

Unionhawk

I don't think I've ever seen anyone in this chat so ready to murder everyone as @twobugs playing Hearthstone

And that's coming from me

Wipqozn

We have a section on this new tourism site we're launching called "Honourary Bluenoser Certificate". Wtf doies that even mean?

@Sterno Yeah, pretty standard in the tech industry in my exerpience

Dev hours are usually really flexible, especially if you don't need to meet with clients.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Replays for LoL

So I've been wanting to make a montage for League for a while now. But my question is, how exactly do I get the replay files for pro replays? I get that there are software out there for recording your own replays, but are there pro replays out there provided for you? Also, apparently with replays...

league-of-legends

Yuuki

18:23

@twobugs Thanks!

Wipqozn

2

cc @Fluttershy

Also I blame @Fluttershy for that image

Unionhawk

Ugh why is academic internet slower than residential now

I mean, I guess that's nice when I'm at home to go super fast at 20/20, but academic is way slower

We are basically hardwired to other Ohio universities though, so getting stuff through like an Ohio State server is basically instantaneous

Other traffic is 1/4 speed compared to residential. This is dumb

Then again, it used to be 5 times faster than residential and uncapped

That's depressing to think about

badp

error

Unionhawk

well that went from 0 to 100 really quick

Dragonrage

18:45

@Unionhawk when he started, i was like oh, i could do that. then there was a whole lotta nope

Unionhawk

I could do the line, just not with that quick of an approach

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Outstanding.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk he jumps so hard the camera goes out of position...

Unionhawk

@Dragonrage related

GodEmperorDune

yeah i don't think i would ever be good at that kind of thing

badp

18:52

Copyright Deadlock (The Jimquisition)

►

3

this shouldn't be hard

Unionhawk

I love that he just includes stuff that will get flagged with "monetization is not allowed" to keep his show ad-free

badp

the nice part about money is you can split it

four people lay claim to your video

split the revenue in five

how hard is that?™

Unionhawk

@badp Well, some like Nintendo flag as "monetization is not allowed"

badp

@Unionhawk okay, then

Unionhawk

It's really a genius plan for someone whose goal is to keep his show ad-free

badp

18:58

five claimants, two say no monetization

that means you only run ads 3/5ths of the time

and those 3/monetize

or 2/4ths

or whatever

youtube identifies the specific periods of time for a match

it can very well estimate how much of a video is owned by which party

and split things accordingly

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