> "So Zeus and a necromancer fought some dragons because... they had a disagreement over the land of giant tree stumps or something. And then the furtive pygmy, which would be an awesome band name and that's the only reason I remember it, took some fire, or something, and so humans are cursed to turn into the undead.
So you're a guy who's in jail because it's against the law to be a zombie... even though everyone is a zombie, technically, I think? And you're like, I'm breaking out of this shit because roof man gave me a key. So you escape and find out from some random dude that you need to …