The Bridge

GodEmperorDune

22:00

"look at me, I can make this SQL server behave like no-sql"

Unionhawk

OH

MY

pasta with tomato cream sauce

GodEmperorDune

"why do the DBAs keep yelling at me about table scans?"

Unionhawk

It's exactly as tasty as it sounds, and easier than it sounds

(tomato sauce, heavy cream)

GodEmperorDune

and as healthy as it sounds, too :D

Unionhawk

Meh

Probably

otoh

Meh

GodEmperorDune

22:07

you kids with your ability to easily digest everything

Unionhawk

Nope

I mean, yes

But I should at least work out

Should

Chippies

22:24

'tis my cat!

GodEmperorDune

@Chippies cat looks pissed

Chippies

@GodEmperorDune not really, he was napping on the couch with me

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: When is it better to collect money from a node instead of transferring it?

Most of the time, I earn more gold transferring with a merchants to my nodes than when I'm collecting. In which situation you can get more gold from collecting VS transferring it ?

europa-universalis-4

Chippies

My cat is never pissed

ardaozkal

@Chippies or maybe it is always pissed

Chippies

22:31

@ardaozkal in which case I'd have to call a doctor if he ever stopped being pissed

Frank

Champagne, get!

ardaozkal

gniht bridge

WarThog

noight

GodEmperorDune

@Frank grats?

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Well, it's not every day you get a raise.

Even if it's only half of what I asked for.

ardaozkal

22:34

my phone arrives tomorrow + I'll borrow a friend's pc to format it (and finally test gta v on decent hardware), won't show up that much tomorrow.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank ah i missed that. nicely done

Frank

I should hopefully find out soon how the company is willing to close the gap of the other half.

If at all.

WarThog

gj Frank

user15026

I don't know I've ever had champagne.

user15026

Maybe if I ever get a raise I will treat myself to some.

Frank

22:36

@AshleyNunn Steak and champagne.

Sounds like a perfect thing to treat you to when you visit.

user15026

@Frank I'll hold you to that.

WarThog

<--- is not very impressed with champagne.

Frank

Good!

@WarThog It's fantastic social lubricant, though.

Even if it's essentially fizzy beer.

WarThog

fizzy soda beer

Fluttershy

@Frank So are beer, wine, and liquor! :P

user15026

22:37

I like fizzy stuff like Prosecco :)

user15026

(I think I spelled that right)

WarThog

tbh, I'd take a good burbon.

user15026

Or whatever you call that non-Champagne bubbly stuff

Chippies

Champagne gives me instant headache

Frank

@Fluttershy Yeah, but you don't buy champagne by the bottle to drink it all yourself. :P

WarThog

22:37

Can't spell atm for some reason

Chippies

and I mean like, just a tiny sip will give me a headache

same with wine

Fluttershy

@Frank I mean... you could.

Frank

@Fluttershy Yeah, you could, but there are much cheaper methods to fulfilling whatever your goal is, in that case.

Chippies

@Frank some people drink champagne because they like the flavour

Frank

@Chippies Doesn't sparkling wine taste more or less the same?

user15026

22:40

@Frank Unless it is "I want a belly full of Champagne"

Chippies

@Frank I wouldn't know, I don't drink it, but I am fairly certain they do have flavour differences

Frank

@AshleyNunn More power to them, then!

GodEmperorDune

champagne is meh, i never understood the appeal other than "fancy brand name"

user15026

I just like bubbly things so I wanna try it

WarThog

@GodEmperorDune Seconded

user15026

22:44

Although I don't know how I feel about sparkling maple sap as a drink.

user15026

I've had maple water (aka diluted sap) before, it tasted about how I feel licking a tree might taste.

Chippies

@AshleyNunn I have licked some very sweet trees (leaves actually)

Wasn't a maple though

user15026

@Chippies Why were you licking trees? :P

WarThog

*imagines Chippies running around forest licking things

badp

@Chippies kitty

WarThog

22:47

IT'S ALL GUUUUD

Chippies

In Latvia, next to our apartment building we had a tree that in the spring would cover its leaves in a sweet syrup'ish substance

and it tasted good :P

I'm not entirely sure how the idea came to me to try licking it tho

user15026

@Chippies Oh, well that makes perfect sense then :)

Chippies

we also used to suck the nectar out of nettle flowers

it was a dangerous task :P

user15026

Nettles, don't they hurt?

SaintWacko

@Chippies Kitteh :D

WarThog

22:49

@Chippies Ok, you got me, I do that too. (variation)

Chippies

@AshleyNunn not if you pluck them the right way

but yeah, you have to be very careful

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I defeat Shockhopper Mk II?

I just got the quest from the penguin at the outpost to go to the testing facility to fight Shockhopper Mk II, but I can't seem to figure out how to defeat Shockhopper Mk II. He always manages to kill me before I can destroy him. Is there any strategy to defeating Shockhopper Mk II? I don't wan...

starbound

SaintWacko

I just suck the nectar out of honeysuckle flowers

It's delicious

Chippies

@SaintWacko don't think we have them in Latvia, or at least not in the part where I used to live

SaintWacko

Shepherd's purse isn't bad either, if a little bland

Unionhawk

22:50

Pure maple would probably be way too sweet

user15026

I don't know I have ever sucked or licked any flowers that I can really recall

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn that sounds delicious

user15026

@Unionhawk The sap? Nah, it mostly tastes like trees

Unionhawk

Ah

GodEmperorDune

i've chewed sugarcane and found it wanting

SaintWacko

22:51

user15026

It doesn't really get maple-y til it gets condensed to syrup

Unionhawk

So you're saying maple syrup is basically sugar added? Oh

SaintWacko

Also this conversation is making me giggle

WarThog

@SaintWacko drools

GodEmperorDune

@SaintWacko not used to dendrophilia?

SaintWacko

22:51

@WarThog Right? They're delicious

Chippies

WarThog

@SaintWacko Yep, huge patch right next to the house :)

user15026

@Unionhawk It takes a LOT of sap to make syrup. Syrup is just sap boiled for forever until it naturally syrups as the liquid boils off and leaves just more sugar delicious

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn i want maple syrup now

user15026

@GodEmperorDune I live in an area where they have lots of sugar bushes

user15026

22:53

Heck the Maple Syrup Festival was just last weekend

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn sugar... bushes?

@AshleyNunn i'm offended that i didn't receive an invite

user15026

@GodEmperorDune yeah, like....bunches of trees tapped for sap

Chippies

@GodEmperorDune I've eaten sugar beets, they taste odd

user15026

bush = forest

Chippies

no sugar canes tho

user15026

22:54

@GodEmperorDune You can go from the festival to a sugar bush on a bus! and then watch syrup get made! It was pretty exciting when I was a kid.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn oh, like "out in the bush" not the squat plant

WarThog

Maple Cotton Candy is best cotton candy

GodEmperorDune

got it

@AshleyNunn yeah that sounds fun

user15026

It's up there with the Apple Butter and Cheese festival where you can go to the Apple Cider mill and watch cider get made and then drink fresh cider and have pancakes and yay

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn zomg i made pancakes for the first time ever last weekend

user15026

22:55

You guys gotta come visit so I have excuses to go to these things again

GodEmperorDune

they were ok

user15026

@GodEmperorDune I love making pancakes.

Unionhawk

This sounds at least 70% magical

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn What the hell

When is this

Unionhawk

If waffles are an option I'll give it 90

SaintWacko

22:56

This is the best thing ever

GodEmperorDune

but i got decent at flipping them by the end of it

SaintWacko

I love apple butter

I love cheese

And cider

user15026

the ABC is in the fall, Sap Fest (what locals call the Maple Syrup festival) is always end of march early april

Unionhawk

Average magic, these days, being 37%, of course

GodEmperorDune

first few i flipped to where they were half in the skillet, half out

SaintWacko

22:56

And pancakes

GodEmperorDune

sap fest

user15026

@Unionhawk Yes. There is also sausages and bacon.

WarThog

Bridge stahp, I'm getting hungry

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn 100%

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Stop! Stop! It's too much!

user15026

22:57

@SaintWacko This is why I like living in a city that is close to a rural area because tehre are so many food festivals

user15026

by my house they have a Cherry Street Cherry Festival in the summer

user15026

There's also a Strawberry Festival, sometimes a Rhubarb one, in various other towns

user15026

they're up there with firehall breakfasts for food related good times

GodEmperorDune

yeah most of the produce type festivals near me have been cancelled because drought

user15026

@SaintWacko Come visit!

Lazers 2.0

22:59

1

Q: How do I have dark elixir with no storage

I have dark elixir that I use with my dark barracks but I have no storage for it. How do I posses it and use it without storage?

clash-of-clans

user15026

(Seriously. Come visit. It would be fun.)

badp

@Sterno finally got hisn't copy?

WarThog

The Bridge have any good Steam on Linux games?

Dragonrage

@WarThog what is Linux?

hides

WarThog

>_>

*sharpens weapons

Dragonrage

23:05

@WarThog peaks out - you forgot this *

hides again

WarThog

ESCAPE\!\!\! ESCAAAPE\!

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn spaceageapp.com

@AshleyNunn King Rabbit (or free predecessor, Furdemption)

Dragonrage

i have no idea if this is right or not gaming.stackexchange.com/a/261664/127901

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Gmod single player won't launch

Every time I try to launch Garry's Mod it says !itsvalidgamemode star wars RP I can play multiplayer just fine though.

technical-issues garrys-mod

WarThog

*bumps question *

Dragonrage

23:12

@WarThog * bumps question

WarThog

@Dragonrage what have you done?!

Dragonrage

i bumped the question.

badp

store.steampowered.com/search/…

WarThog

@badp So you in fact recommend the entire steam library?

Dragonrage

@WarThog SELECT * FROM bridge_games WHERE os = 'Linux' AND quality = 'good' AND platform = 'Steam' ORDER BY name

Unionhawk

23:15

sort by user reviews

Portal 2 is a good game

WarThog

@Unionhawk ah, good idea.

Unionhawk

(that's what that link is doing anyway)

badp

Euro Truck Simulator 2 OP

WarThog

Hmmm, anyone know about trine 2? it's on sale

Arperum

YES! FINALLY LOST MEGASATAN IS DONE

Now only find the stupid item plus the one stupid angelroom item I'm still missing.

badp

23:18

I just finished watching a longplay of Danganronpa and while the gameplay definitely looked iffy I'm seriously considering buying the second game

though it sounds like signing myself up for all of the other games

WarThog

Wait, Kung Fury on steam? it's more likely than I think

badp

the trailer is so off-putting though.

Arperum

I got so extremely OP that my bombs didn't even have time to explode in between megasatan phases. By the time they should explode, they despawned because next phase started.

badp

LOOK AT ALL THIS BUNCHA DUDES WE'VE GOT

WE'VE GOT DUDES, WE'VE GOT THE BEST DUDES

AND THIS ONE IS SHAPED ALL FUNNY

BUY NOW

Yuuki

@Fluttershy So Soldier: 76 got disabled because of a bug with one of his skins and apparently everyone's feeling it.

two bugs

23:28

I got so worn out on Dangan Ronpa by the end of the first one I can't imagine playing the second

Shaved Zangief

Yuuki

@WarThog store.steampowered.com/app/204240

WarThog

@Yuuki * stares madly *

user15026

@GnomeSlice Oooh, this looks fun :)

user15026

@GnomeSlice This also looks awesome. I'd probably start with the free one.

WarThog

@Yuuki Actually, that looks like the type of puzzle game I'd play, loving the Escher look.

badp

23:32

@twobugs at what point did you stop playing?

two bugs

I didn't play it, I read the original Something Awful Dot Com Forums Let's Play

Frank

@Lazers2.0 This is getting vandalized by the asker.

two bugs

I had to stop reading the posts between updates because holy hell Dangan Ronpa has an atrocious community

Frank

Apparently, he takes exception to people trying to edit it.

WarThog

Kids these days

never act like adults

Dragonrage

23:36

burn

two bugs

Actually, children have no problem acting like adults

It's just "adult" isn't good either

WarThog

@twobugs shhh

Frank

His profile text needs burning, too.

murgatroid99

It says he's 12 years old, so he can just be banned

user15026

@murgatroid99 ooooh wait I missed that

WarThog

23:39

from his twitter: "SAWP? Here's da NEW VIDEOS for April! (ง◕o◕)ง Check out mah 2nd channel for more videos!"

murgatroid99

The profile text contained the string "IM12YEARSOLD"

Yuuki

... but why?

user15026

@murgatroid99 I see that now

user15026

I'mma gonna get that dealt with

MadMAxJr

Which one of you is Yawus?

Unionhawk

23:40

@Yuuki

CC @Yuuki

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Stop lying, liar.

murgatroid99

I love it when an obnoxious user gives us a good reason to ban them

Unionhawk

It's @Yuuki. @Yuuki is just being dumb currently

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Currently?

MadMAxJr

@murgatroid99 Need to puff a cigar and pose like the leader of the A-Team when you say that.

Unionhawk

23:41

CURRENTLY

user15026

There, dealt with.

MadMAxJr

Okay, was just checking who added me on BNet.

Unionhawk

It was @Yuuki

Yuuki

Seriously thinking about changing my username back to Yawus since that's what it is everywhere else.

MadMAxJr

And that's fine.

Oh right I have to use..

DATA ACCEPTED

WarThog

23:42

Wait, if his youtube is to be trusted then he's probably trolling

Unionhawk

Oh snap, crossbow training

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki cc @yawus

WarThog

Are unicode characters allowed as usernames? I forget

specifically ones from the 'emoji' block

Chippies

THE SON OF FIRE - Game of Thrones Season 3 Remix

►

user15026

@Yuuki But I have gotten used to you this way!

WarThog

23:46

My Twitter says I should follow John Romero (Y/N)?

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn @Yuuki does roll off the tongue better than @Yawus.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki ya wuss

Yuuki

It's just that I'm Yawus everywhere else because Yuuki is an actual proper name.

So it's taken fairly quickly.

murgatroid99

@WarThog many unicode characters are definitely allowed. I don't know if emojis are, specifically

WarThog

@murgatroid99 I should go

user15026

23:49

@Yuuki It's easier for me to say!

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 i thought someone had the username ಠ_ಠ

WarThog

Wait, how do you change your display name?

Yuuki

@WarThog Maaaaagic.

WarThog

@Yuuki But no

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune I don't think that's emoji. That's just a Kannada language character and an underscore

GodEmperorDune

23:50

@murgatroid99 oh

WarThog

from henceforth I wish to be know as 😋

Wipqozn

There's a lot of silliness you can achieve with usernames.

why, look at @ʞɹɐzǝɹ

WarThog

in your ascii tounge it is pronounced "FACE SAVOURING DELICIOUS FOOD"

Fluttershy

@Yuuki Feeling it?

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: How to summon a mob with an effect

I wanted to know if it is possible to /summon a tamed wolf or any mobs with an or more effect(s). And if possible, is there a way to delete the particle of the effect if visible? Thank :)

minecraft minecraft-commands

murgatroid99

23:56

The EU just released legislation defining "search engine", and it's impossible to satisfy

WarThog

" Display Name can only contain letters, digits, spaces, apostrophes or hyphens and must start with a letter or digit" NOOOO

But I was to be know as FACE SAVOURING DELICIOUS FOOD, PIG

GodEmperorDune

> a search engine searches all websites, which Google does not. Google does not search and/or index the dark web (Tor), not does it search pages which it is directed not to by a site’s robots.txt file.
The fact that Google complies with Right to Be Forgotten requests, and removes content such as revenge porn, also disqualifies it as a search engine by the EU’s definition.

dafuq

Yuuki

@Fluttershy The lack of a proper frontline assault class is apparently very very noticeable.

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune I think it's actually impossible to construct a system that would actually do that, even if you didn't have to follow the law

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 well yes

Yuuki

23:59

This is one of the front page posts on /r/Overwatch.

WarThog

So what, we call them website indexes?

GodEmperorDune

you could argue that google doesn't search my company's intranet

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