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13:06
@Sterno I died twice to the first enemy with a shield. I am very bad at this game.
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Q: Forza Horizon 2 Upgrade and Tune

KD27What is the best tune for the Hennessey Venom GT on the Horizon Finale track? As in what upgrades and what numbers for the tunes?

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Q: What does the switch inside a foyer do?

NewsofPEThere's a foyer in a room and I used my mega douser to put out the foyer, I want inside and pressed the action button and I heard something change inside the dungeon, can somebody tell me what it did ?

It doesn't help that the total amount of games I've ever played with a controller is 1.
@Arperum Is that including Dark Souls?
@Fluttershy No. The other game was shadow of mordor. ANd that was about a year ago? i don't know.
@Arperum Oh, okay. I was just curious!
13:12
It was mostly to point out I really suck at using a controller :p
I keep switching between twohanded sword use and sword/shield whenever I try to attack. or press the wrong button to dodge.
@Arperum That sounds like me in real life.
@Ronan You keep swapping between shield and sword and twohanded sworduse?
@Arperum I go to punch something and accidentally rummage through my pockets.
And then when I'm trying to stand next to the road to cross I leap into traffic.
That sounds unhealthy.
The worst thing is when I try to gently put something down.
13:18
@Ronan You end up throwing it up into the air and it then smashes down?
@Arperum It's a real pain.
And then I climb on my wardrobe and clip through the ceiling.
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3 mins ago, by Arperum
That sounds unhealthy.
@Arperum It's a pretty good speedrunning tactic.
Today I learned @Ronan is an Ubisoft character.
@Ronan True, you'll be the first to get upstairs, assuming you have an efficient way to get up your wardrobe.
13:21
@Arperum You put an object down with your back to the wardrobe, and then when you pick it up you push backward into it, then it just clips you onto the surface.
@Ronan So you always have a pile of random stuff near your wardrobe to clip upstairs?
@Arperum It resets when the house loads in.
@Ronan That's convenient.
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Q: Why i only finds one instance of "tag"?

Mitchell HodgeIn a Clan's information, at the very end there is a line of text starting with a # labled "Clan Tag" but when i do a on-screen text search on the Clan Wikia Page but it only finds one instance of "tag" (emphasis mine) In addition, it will show "NEW" if the player just joined, though the "NEW" [t...

13:36
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Q: How to conquer Otomo as Mori

ericI started conquering Otomo during turn 50+something and finished at during turn 78. The first province I captured from them was Nagato. After more than 10 turns, there is still no sign of improvement in the happiness of the population there. As a result, I had to exempt it from and earned nothing...

@GnomeSlice I like it but -1 for 9gag's attribution stealing.
@RedRiderX I can almost make out a URL at the bottom there.
@Yuuki I'm hyped for this.
@Ronan Yeah that's what makes it so horrible.
does anyone else remember when those clowns had a very large "YOU ARE NOT ON 9GAG.COM" anti-hotlinking at the bottom
13:40
You can clearly see the author wanted to have attribution there, and they cropped it enough to be useless but kept enough so you know they did it.
@RedRiderX Googling that image, that URL doesn't appear to be the original either.
@Ronan Oh well I'm mistaken it's just a reattribution circlejerk then
catching a train in 2016 https://t.co/L9f7n9kOno
But now they're experts in placing their "this is ours" in a spot that's hard to crop out
Best I can tell the original is from prguitarman.com, but that website is down.
13:44
Welp, we tried
@Yuuki Congrats on finally killing Quelaag!
@Fluttershy I killed her before but that was apparently before achievements were implemented and Steam wiped my old save.
But yeah, I did have trouble with her over the past week for some odd reason.
@Yuuki Same. But congrats regardless! She's a pain.
Mildred can solo her
(sometimes)
@GnomeSlice Not my Mildred. Even with me helping her out, she died with Quelaag at 75% health.
13:49
Haha, rekt
@Sterno I don't think there will be a dark souls IV. Supposedly this will be the lst "Dark Souls" game
We'll still see souls games I assume, but in a new universe
Now I'm trying to figure out where I wanna go next. I can go to the Depths and rescue Laurentius and get access to Domnhall.
Or I can head to Darkroot Basin.
Or try Sen's Fortress.
@Yuuki You need to do blighttown first. Or did you take the back door?
@Wipqozn Took the back door. Just defeated Quelaag.
@Yuuki Back door best door
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13:56
The less I have to deal with Blighttown, the better for everyone.
@Wipqozn Oh my.
@Wipqozn That just means he's never going to finish it.
I've made up my mind. I'm going for the Great Scythe. Tonight, if I can keep myself from entering the gungeon.
@Wipqozn Demon Soul -> Dark Soul -> Damned Soul?
Wish me luck, @Wipqozn! YOU WISH ME LUCK RIGHT NOW
@ardaozkal The future is now
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Q: Why do the bosses in Metal Gear Rising speak via codec after killing them?

stack manFor some reason, after killing the bosses they call via codec and speak. How is this possible?

14:24
@Fluttershy Apparently, Tracer can stick Junkrat's tire.
@Fluttershy Good luck!
@twobugs I saw you had a chance to try out the Surface Pros, but were worried about finding a SP3? I'd keep an eye out on r/hardwareswap
That's where I got a great deal on mine
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Proposed Q&A site for those with real, practical problems in the 19-dimensional hyperprism within which they reside.

Currently in definition.

@Yuuki Gah, I want to play that so badly. I wish I were in the beta
@ardaozkal beats actually going to the store...
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment ...
14:31
@MBraedley yeah, IKEA Ankara is on the outer parts of city :/
@ardaozkal I don't think you actually understand what's wrong with going to an IKEA...
(i.e. the fact that it's in a business park at the edge of the city isn't the problem)
@Yuuki I'm at work, so I can't watch the video, but I'm struggling to find the practicality of this. :o
Spoiler alert its huge
@Fluttershy Hmm... lemme see if I can find a gif to onebox.
@Fluttershy YouTube is blocked at your work? I feel so bad for you. That's worse than Arqade being blocked at my work.
14:36
If that doesn't work, I can onebox it.
Gungeon is pretty fun so far. Second floor is wrecking me though. Iron Maiden things.
@Yuuki Holy shit that's amazing.
> Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair..."
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> "... what happens next will shock you."
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Q: How is calculated the rate of arrival of humans in the shelter?

MindwinIn Doomsday Clicker, the amount of humans in the shelter is the amount of mutants you carry over to the next iteration to reach higher bonus levels. But sometimes the amount of humans just won't grow, sometimes they get a huge growth spurt, and it seems very awkward. On other clicker games, the...

@MadMAxJr Those things are the worst. It's more luck than skill in avoiding the damage from them, I think.
@MBraedley It's not so much that, but more of a "our internet is too slow for YouTube."
14:45
@Fluttershy Now I feel even worse for you. I've been there before.
@Fluttershy How did you miss the explanation that blanks open secret rooms anyway? It's in the tutorial room. ;P
@MadMAxJr I have no idea! I thought I read everything Manuel said, but I didn't even know how to swap weapons! D:
I thought I was 'cheating' by playing with a controller but it's still pretty hard even with the limited auto aim.
I overheard a secret for floor one, but I can't find any of the tools to do anything with it.
Gungeon looks neat but I hate the name
@twobugs whaaaaat? It's a great name!
It's a dungeon all about guns, with enemies who are all based on various ammunition, where you are searching for more guns in an attempt to find a gun that can kill the past. What else would that be called, if not a gungeon?
15:03
Firearmgeon
Boomstickgeon
Dungun.
Armagunddon
@Yuuki Oh, that's good
Gungeon sounds a little bit like a disease
"Oh, my gungeon is hurting something awful today."
Or a body part, I suppose
"I'm sorry, we're going to have to remove your gungeon."
"Your gungeon is inflamed."
You are all cray cray.
15:06
inb4 porn parody "Enter the bumgeon"
Because I know some people here enjoy BabyMetal
There is a Congress person who talked about playing Civ 4 once
I don't think I would admit that as a public official given the Civ 4 meta
Slavery OP
@Yuuki How did that not make it into the stars earlier?
Lmao he endorses trump
What a guy
15:13
At least he doesn't base his decisions in Congress on a simulation in Democracy 3. One would hope.
@Unionhawk He also vaped on the house floor
@TimStone during a discussion about banning e cigarettes on us flights
@Unionhawk Stay classy
What state is this man from...
Cali?
15:15
@Unionhawk ... Florida?
TIL anyone from that state endorses trump
I wonder what platform Trump prefers for gaming
@twobugs Not the original xbox, he wouldn't be able to get his hands round the controller
So apparently my dad added crawfish boil seasoning to my etouffee.
My throat is currently on fire.
@Ronan But they made a smaller option!
Trump would love Metal Wolf Chaos I think
@GnomeSlice niice
also the betas of it are also out, neat. indiedb.com/games/balancity/downloads
@GnomeSlice 10/10 for the domain
balan.city
Unrelated
@Unionhawk yeah we have a bunch of republican dominated areas actually. Some in the rural central valley area, others around San Diego and some in "the OC"
15:49
nope
@GnomeSlice that looks really cool
Something something cat parasite
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Q: Begging for a nintendo eshop Kid Icarus uprising download code

Thomas SmithSo I want kid Icarus uprising please send a Nintendo eshop download code for kid Icarus uprising send it at my email which is [email protected] Please

I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because this site is not a charity — Private Pansy 36 secs ago
@PrivatePansy saw it, upvoted it.
15:57
UGGGGHHH DARK SOULS 3
@GnomeSlice? More like @RadSlice
@Arperum My WORD
You should stream your gameplay @Arperum so we can all laugh at you offer helpful advice!
@Wipqozn Warning: Content offered may not be helpful or advice.
@Ronan PROTIP: Hit the enemy without getting hit yourself
I wonder if @ardaozkal has even beaten the first boss yet
@Wipqozn i wonder if urmom has even beaten the first boss yet
cc @Wipqozn
@Wipqozn PROTIP: To defeat the demon souls, hit at it until it dies.
@Wipqozn jokes on you, I don't have DS3.
nor ds2
I have ds1 though.
16:02
Damn it @ardaozkal, stop having a name that starts with the same letters as @Arperum
@Sterno Photoshop. You wouldn't buy it on PS4. You're going PC.
@GodEmperorDune why is your state huge
I totally would buy it on PS4 if I could get it sooner that way.
Then I'd buy it on PC too
I'm planning to set my alarm for 6:30am so I can be at walmart as soon as it opens
You're doing PS4? How lame.
16:04
@Unionhawk because we stole it from mexico back in the day? i guess?
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Q: how to build somthing fast in one time

RoanI've seen in a YouTube video that someone made a piece of a wall and made ​​the rest at once but I do not know who did that can someone explain how they did it.

I hope you get a flat tire on the way there, and then it rains, and then it is sold out, and then your car explodes, and then Trump decides to abandon America and become Prime Minister/President/WhateverTheFuck of Canada
also @Yuuki @AshleyNunn @Arperum @Dragonrage @otherKOLPeople I bought the clan floundry, so visit it in the VIP lounge to get a fishing rod and start catching!
@Sterno Me too
@Wipqozn So what you're saying is that I'll actually be able to play this the night before you get it.
16:06
Basically do combats in the mentioned areas and you sometimes get a fish that goes into the floundry
I'll be sure to give you lots of updates.
@Sterno Don't they use a queen?
All I know is that their Chris Farley lookalike who became mayor died.
@Wipqozn happy?
Finally, I have selected the title for my upcoming album. It will be called MAGENTA.
omg
hype
16:09
@radaozkal +yes
@Sterno We both know I'll be in bed by the time you start playing
Man, DnD is amazing
good morning bridge
Yes. That is a Godzilla expy with an American flag painted on his chest roaring the "U! S! A!" chant.
16:10
Watching Critical Role, and the party is currently in the form of cows flying through the air behind a roc
@Wipqozn I might keep my name this way for a day just to mess with people.
@radaozkal Keep it that way forever
your first two letters don't seem to conflict with any other user I would actually talk to
@Wipqozn hmm, I'll keep it this way to mess with you rather than bridge.
...and now the Roc just turned into a cow
Damn it. @ardaozkal is the worst.
16:13
@ardaozkal hmm, not changed for me yet. curse you @caching
@badp should mod abuse is name to soemthing else
This is the best
@Wipqozn now he can't.
changed my parent user to SO, so now he can't modabuse me there nyahahahah
@GodEmperorDune ok, i should go get one of those VIP pass thingamajigs then. they are still in the store right?
I'm the worst.
16:15
Everyone here is the worst. Except @AshleyNunn
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@Dragonrage you like stars don't you.
@ardaozkal possibly.
or maybe the stars just like me
@Dragonrage No, the other way around. Nobody likes you.
Nobody likes anyone on the Bridge.
This is true.
@Yuuki well, glad we got that straightened out. now i don't have to wonder if people like me
16:18
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Q: Can I run sky rim on a latitude D360 PC

logankcan my latitude d360 laptop run sky rim here are the specs: processor: Intel(R) core(TM) 2 duo T7500 @2.20 2.20 RAM: 2.00GB (as required on game requirements lab.com) Video card: mobile intel(R) 965 express chipset family

@Dragonrage yep
all month long
also it's your call, i don't want to pressure you into spending real money on Kol if you don't want to
i've put up an announcement in the clan for anyone else interested
Why does my comic books have database design notes in them?
And why are these notes actually accurate?
The Manga Bible is a thing
16:30
@twobugs Yeah I saw that it's meh
There are probably multiple versions though
I have a bunch of the manga guide to- series.
I hope Jesus-senpai resurrects for me~
They're surprisingly helpful.
@MadMAxJr Yeah they're great.
The database one does a great job of explaining relationships in a database.
16:31
Manga guide to Donald Trump
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 2. Which at this rate is becoming the Unbeatable SQL Girl
I keep going back and forth on tablet choice
Maybe I just need a laptop
Maybe I just need cybernetic augmentation
SELECT * FROM Tree WHERE squirrel_type = "Can Beat Galactus";
Theres a joke on this page about ACID compliance and a syntax accurate SQL query
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Q: world edit for 1.9.2?

LethaIityJust wondering is there any way to get world edit to work on a 1.9.2 server? I don't care if it is a little buggy. If not I guess I'll just use something like mcedit.

16:42
Man, fuck this ivory crown DLC
i have a question with 69115 views.
I'm still in the giants forest. :(
Trying to work my way back behind that fire salamander. I bet he's got loot back there.
Oh great, now it's talking about fanfics
Marvel comics are getting self aware
Or maybe it's just Deadpool leaking
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Q: Can I download a game from another PSN to my PSN

MerlinaSo... My brother and I are sharing a Ps4 . We have 2 different PSN accounts and he recently bought 'Life is Strange' From the PlayStation shop Question: Can I download it too? If yes how?

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Q: minecraft game output 1.8 forge

unicornsuggsi just got mods for minecraft 1.8 and i did everything correct but when i press the play button on minecraft something called game output pops up and im not able to play. This is what comes up: [17:22:00] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Loading tweak class name net.minecraftforge.fml.common.launche...

17:30
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Q: Detect Particle command

JP2KI am currently working on a map and I want to have particles that gives certain effects to surrounding entities. I was thinking about using the /execute detect command but it only detects blocks! Is there any way to detect the particles and then run a command?

@Lazers2.0 Detect deez nuts
user15026
So yesterday I get a notice that my dad's birthday present was delivered. Today I get a notice that it's out for delivery.
user15026
I am very confused.
They're going to give him two presents!
Possibly you now have two fathers
@twobugs I don't that does sound as good as you thought it.
17:40
@ardaozkal umm, reread that sentence you posted. unless you were trying to do that
It arrived before it delivered.
The act of observing your delivery changed the outcome.
Hm I should ask people around the office how well different OSes are supported here
@Dragonrage too late to edit.
That is an important part of tablet saga
@AshleyNunn It's possible that they tried to deliver it, but they weren't able to at the time, and they are trying again today
user15026
17:45
@twobugs That would be an interesting development
yes, the website is hugged to death by blizz fans, wait a bit until clicking.
user15026
@Dragonrage The thing is though - my parents don't usually get packages to their mailbox (they are in the country so their mail goes to a multi-person bank of boxes) - they have to go get it from the nearest town
user15026
It's rare anything bigger than a letter gets squished into there
user15026
@MadMAxJr Shrodinger's present?
@AshleyNunn ++numDads
17:48
The present is both shipped and not shipped.
user15026
@twobugs And here he thought he was just getting a card game for his birthday (Exploding Kittens), and instead Amazon sent him a clone :P
Oh man. I have my kickstarter set of that.
I get people to play a round and then I usually have to explain a bit about who made it because people get caught up on the art.
user15026
@MadMAxJr My parents have one of the Oatmeal's books already (my mom bought it for my dad at some point)
I think I bought mom the one about how cats are plotting to take over.
user15026
Yeah I think that's the one they have as well
17:53
hi @O-O
Please make sure Dad and Anti-Dad do not come into contact. That is undefined behavior.
@twobugs if mom == anti-dad, then the behavior is well explored
Anti dad as in a dad composed of anti matter, not your foolish gender norms
Humans "physiologically aroused" by touching robot's butt
Great headline
@twobugs not even a link? Cmon
The best reaction is pasta and antipasto
17:59
Isn't anti-dad that cool uncle who gets you cool stuff then leaves after a few hours of hanging out?
@GodEmperorDune On mobile sorry #notsorry
@AshleyNunn Some of those community boxes have a large parcel box, and they put the key for that in the recipient's box.
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Proposed Q&A site for students who cleared/willing to clear competitive examinations, and professors who are willing to give advice for those students.

Currently in definition.

My apartment has a relatively new parcel only set of boxes, and that's how I've received any large items shipped through Canada Post.
user15026
@MBraedley Yeah, they don't have that.
user15026
18:03
They just have tiny boxes.
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Q: How far does Aimee's SNITCH detect enemies?

O-OJust curious after the latest update how far does her SNITCH detect enemies? Is it radial or LOS?

@twobugs #lrn2linkMobilely
[ ]( )
@AshleyNunn To be clear, each resident has they're own small box, but there's also a bigger box that effectively gets assigned temporarily to a particular resident. Although not every set of community boxes have them.
user15026
@MBraedley Yeah, I know what you mean, I've seen those here. They don't have that at my parents, though. Just the same standard green small boxes without the parcel thing that's been there as long as I can remember.
I had one of those at my old apartment. Your regular mailbox will get the key for the big box. The key locks in the big box so you can put it in and open but you can't pull the key back out. Only the mailman can do that with a second key.
user15026
18:08
That's a good system, though.
@AshleyNunn Maybe it's time Canada Post updates those boxes. They're already spending a bunch of money converting all of Halifax over to community boxes (and therefore buying a bunch of them), so I say share the love.
They didn't put the key in our mailbox once and no one knew where it was so our package was stuck in their for days. |:
user15026
@TimStone Oh no!
user15026
@MBraedley Yeah, they've not updated the poor dented boxes there in my lifetime. :P
Yes, thankfully it was not the box of oranges that my dad had for some reason sent us otherwise that wouldn't have ended well >_>
user15026
18:09
(They've been hit a few times....)
user15026
@TimStone Oh ew, that would have definitely not ended well at all
@MadMAxJr There's basically a mail slot that we put the keys through in my building
…Although those were return-to-sendered so I guess it still didn't end well but for someone else
@GodEmperorDune I know but I saw the link on my desktop and I don't care
@AshleyNunn oranges stay ripe forever
18:11
You're an adult, you can google for robot butts on your own
@twobugs maybe i don't want robot butts in my search history and am too lazy to switch to incognito mode
@GodEmperorDune Maybe you can go suck an egg
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Q: What are the x, y, and z in the /testforblocks command?

KimatuyI've recently heard about a command which can detect blocks in an area, the /testforblocks (with an s at the end, to not confuse with /testforblock) command. In this command, there the x1, y1, z1, x2, y2, z2, but also a supplementary x y z: testforblocks <x1> <y1> <z1> <x2> <y2> <z2> <x> <y> <z>...

user15026
@TimStone Yeah, I suspect someone had an unhappy time.
wat
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A: How do I use the candy in Miitomo?

parkerI really never knew that feature was there, but your all a pile of crap in donald trump's eyes, to me, every human is a god

18:20
@Lazers2.0 Should be pretty clear from the wiki, but otherwise a good question
ugh jira oauth, why are you so difficult to set up
18:36
> ugh jira oauth, why are you so difficult to set up
FTFY
well jira is already set up for me, its the oauth that is painful now
Reimaging training laptops
At least I had free lunch today
@twobugs what's your role in the new company?
Currently I am still in training while they move the rest of my division to this office
@twobugs and your training is to reimage laptops for everyone else?
18:45
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Q: late xbox early xbox 360 title NOT black ops i don't think but very similar.

Edwin HazellIt was a single person 1rst person shooter. There was a download code you could get for a big gun to use. I remember a big release work up. All black cover with fallen bullet casings. Modern era I think. The scene I remember because I got stuck was going through a bombed building at the top, afte...

Nah I just don't have much to do now
I will be a developer from what I was told
I don't really want to mention specifics for reasons
I can't access Miitomo even over work wireless
@twobugs what about the new AdCap? you like the platinum boost?
Good news, everyone!
Overwatch is a silky smooth 60 FPS on both Xbone and PS4!
@GodEmperorDune Haven't played yet
@Fluttershy That's cool! How about resolution? Probably 720p
@twobugs Both run at a native 1920x1080 with dynamic resolution.

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