The Bridge

SaintWacko

20:00

@badp Have fun!

Sterno

The Dawn of Justice reviews are not stellar

GnomeSlice

3

SaintWacko

Drumpf pls

3

Sterno

cc @spugOHNOITDIDNTAUTOCOMPLETE

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice cc (RIP) @spugsly

@Sterno i don't even remember how to spell it :(

GnomeSlice

20:01

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice to be fair, japanese mangoes have tiny words written all over them. #truefax

GnomeSlice

also

donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon

Tweeted by dril on June 28, 2015 at 4:47 PM

badp

@GnomeSlice it must be legit, I can tell by the artifacts

GnomeSlice

@badp (It's not)

Pretty sure it's a dolan meme

GodEmperorDune

> Not as bad as Bush v. Gore, but close.

badp

20:03

@GnomeSlice no no no look at the reflections in the JPEG artifacts

GnomeSlice

3

badp

If you zoom and enhance in his eyeball you'll see the reflection of a Twitter client open with that tweet typed in

Sterno

I never thought the common thread through all these bad BvS reviews would be "Affleck is a good Batman"

SaintWacko

@badp Man, they haven't told you to put phones away yet?

GnomeSlice

badp

20:10

@SaintWacko we're still midway safety procedures and we haven't yet started the 10-15 min long taxi

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno i have a love hate relationship with zack synder

SaintWacko

@badp Ah, wow, you're running behind a bit!

badp

Yeahhh

SaintWacko

Did your seatmates ever show up?

badp

If we have the wind in favour we might still be on time

@SaintWacko yup

SaintWacko

20:11

@badp Booo

badp

They didn't miss the argument

@SaintWacko if they didn't we'd be even more late

SaintWacko

@badp They'd wait for them?

badp

@SaintWacko yes, to a point

after that point you have to disembark their luggage

SaintWacko

@badp Wow. They're a lot nicer than US airlines

badp

so that takes even more time

GodEmperorDune

20:13

@SaintWacko yeah US carriers dgaf

"you can pay to have your luggage mailed back to you"

SaintWacko

Pretty much

badp

@SaintWacko no, it'd be very convenient to check in a bomb and then accidentally the flight

Unionhawk

I mean if you miss your flight yeah

If it's their fault then they pay for 24 hour courier service

Literally 24 hour

badp

Yeah if you don't check in at all it's different

SaintWacko

@badp Does the luggage not get scanned?

GodEmperorDune

20:14

@Unionhawk i've heard mixed results about that

Unionhawk

My bags arrived once at 3:00 in the god damn morning

@GodEmperorDune If they can get them to the destination on time, anyway

Which usually means if they know where it is

24 hour as in they will deliver it whenever

badp

@SaintWacko I suppose, but you can check in a lot more stuff than you can get through security

Unionhawk

Not as in they will deliver it within a day

badp

The main thing that comes to mind is toothpaste

Deadly deadly critical masses of highly dangerous toothpaste

Unionhawk

I mean, if you're taking more than 3 oz toothpaste you're either emigrating or doing it wrong

Or both

Probably both

badp

20:17

Three Wizard of Oz's worth of toothpaste do sound like a ludicrous amount of toothpaste

Unionhawk

exactly

badp

Imagine what they would do if such a package ruptured in flight

We'd smell like mint for DAYS

finally we start taxi

GodEmperorDune

yay, new pycharm out today

badp

The sixty years old angry business class dude in a suit would probably get considerably more fresh and upset

...aaand we interrupt taxi again for another commercial break

djsmiley2k

Toothpaste contains fluoride right?

murgatroid99

20:22

@djsmiley2k most do, yes

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k depends on the brand

hippie toothpastes don't

djsmiley2k

hmm

the stuff that can eat through concrete.

Nod.

badp

Maximum overmurder

djsmiley2k

No wonder they don't let us take it through a plane

(I'm joking btw)

right now i'm loosing it

i feel so lost :/

SaintWacko

If it leaked just the right way, someone might finally be right about chemtrails!

djsmiley2k

20:23

I don't even know why i feel like this

i should feel awesome

instead i feel liuke i've failed everything

GodEmperorDune

oh dammit i totally forgot my work pycharm account info

murgatroid99

@SaintWacko "Oh now, now they're using airborne chemicals to prevent tooth decay"

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k what's going on?

djsmiley2k

@GodEmperorDune manic depression strikes when times look good.

the weirdest thing is I can almost step outside of it

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k ooh that sucks. talked to a mental health professional about it?

djsmiley2k

20:26

look at it, laugh and go 'well it'll end soon enough'

GodEmperorDune

no shame in getting help

djsmiley2k

@GodEmperorDune lol aye

well, not this specific time

it only started this evening, but in the past, many times

GodEmperorDune

kk

djsmiley2k

annoyingly knowing what it is, doesn't make it any better to deal with

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k yeah, brain stuff is like that

djsmiley2k

20:27

oh hey it's only cancer, cells growing out of control

yeah, right :/

Brains need a huge 'sleep' button

that just turns off everything for awhile

If there was a pill to turn off emotion for 24 hours, I'd take it

GnomeSlice

The Gift

►

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k yeah i know the feeling

Unionhawk

Woo another bundle set done \o/

All I have left is...

Pantry, Bulletin Board, Fish Tank

Sterno

Dark Souls 3 launch trailer

2

ardaozkal

@Sterno I should make a video with totally legit title and first few seconds and put friday to the rest.

GodEmperorDune

20:41

@ardaozkal its been done before

ardaozkal

Yep, with trump.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune many, many times

djsmiley2k

@ardaozkal that was my planm

but to have my daughter singing let it go in the middle too

special guest appearance etc.

GnomeSlice

@Sterno gib pls

ardaozkal

@djsmiley2k no one will watch that long tbh :(

GnomeSlice

20:51

@ardaozkal No, you should not.

djsmiley2k

:D

GnomeSlice

@Sterno so far these clips are from DS1

ardaozkal

Intro is DS1, dunno about rest.

djsmiley2k

skip to the end

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k to be fair, let it go is a pretty great song

djsmiley2k

20:53

theres new stuff

tho it looks mostly rendered with a little 'real' game place there.

@GodEmperorDune hehe

she just runs around with her plastic guitar in the air going 'Gooooo ..... GOoooooo!'

GodEmperorDune

lol

how old is she?

Sterno

Apparently through shenanigans you can already play the English version of DS3 on Xbone

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Where can I find full spec of Super Mario Bros game?

I recently thought about implementing Super Marion Bros as a web game, but I have little, almost none, information about the game. I'm interested in maps, images and levels. From level one to the last level available. If there were different difficulties, then how did it influence the level. I ...

super-mario-bros

0

Q: Ulianna Stratagem 6-pc + Madstone interaction

I'd wearing the full Uliana's Stratagem set. It's 6-piece bonus is: Your Seven-Sided Strike detonates your Exploding Palm. I'm also wearing Madstone, which means: Your Seven-Sided Strike applies Exploding Palm. I'm hoping that, as per this link, Madstone would proc first, applying and...

diablo-3 diablo-3-monk

djsmiley2k

@Lazers2.0 Super Marion bros? XD

SaintWacko

@djsmiley2k Maaaaaarion. The pluuuuuumber.

ardaozkal

21:11

@SaintWacko That reminded me of the "sharoooooon" quote (not that much of a quote but whatever) from south park.

djsmiley2k

-16

Q: how to extract games from steam to my pc without downloading

HOW TO EXTRACT FILES FROM STEAM TO MY PC WITHOUT DOWNLOADING Please tell me a way :p. I will be thankful sir

steam

wow the downvotes

XD

ardaozkal

Steam doesn't come with every game pre-installed. To get a game, you'd have to download it from Steam's hosting servers. — Texenox 11 hours ago

tht reminded me of an xkcd

But still, my scheme for creating and saving user config files and data locally to preserve them across reinstalls might be useful for--wait, that's cookies.

GodEmperorDune

> I will be thankful sir

because there are no women on the internet?

djsmiley2k

download and runs on the fly

sounds like...

TV

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Minecraft Launcher Troubleshooting

My minecraft launcher won't let me do anything! When I click minecraft launcher it will not let me log in to my account! My account is not stolen but I have Java 8 Update 77! After downloading Java 8 Update 77, my minecraft stopped working. Someone please help! (Note: It is a Java problem or a Lo...

minecraft technical-issues

djsmiley2k

21:16

@ardaozkal reminds me of a question I posed to a lecturer in Uni

It seems children have some iniate ability to 'know' certain things

How can we differenicate against them inheriting memories of very specific things from their parents vs evolution/natural selection causing those behaviours

Ok, not really massively the same but still.

I went so far to propose a baby is born with all knowledge, but forget most of it due to lack of use, before they are old enough to make use of it. ;D

ardaozkal

@djsmiley2k yeah, many religious people use that to say "SEE, ALLAH EXISTS!"

djsmiley2k

and then we found....

mice/rats passing on 'memory' via some kind of biological link between generations

And I was amazed.

bbc.co.uk/news/health-25156510

I still don't see why you'd ever get a 'fear of spiders' via genetic mutation

ardaozkal

While it is VERY VERY VERY unethical and taboo, human cloning can help reveal many stuff about genetics imo.

djsmiley2k

@ardaozkal nod

I wish I could just take a copy of my brain

not to 'run' it in the cloud

but to allow others to experience it

KutuluMike

you sound like Charlie Sheen

ardaozkal

21:20

It is easy to run all 9gag users on cloud.

djsmiley2k

@KutuluMike ... yet it's there

mice, within a few generations

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria Might not be back early enough to play

djsmiley2k

passing on biologically, a fear of something

'Babys only fear 2 things, darkness and falling'

but, WHY?

Ok, fine

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal I've been watching Orphan Black again

ardaozkal

while (true) { NineGag.Post(reddit.OpenSubreddit("/r/funny").Rising.SelectAll()); Task.Sleep(60000); }

Unionhawk

21:21

niceme.me

djsmiley2k

o_O

coolstoryb.ro

GnomeSlice

@Unionhawk You are the last person I would expect to post that

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.websi…

Mad Scientist

@ardaozkal You could as well try that on mice or something like that. I don't think there's much more to learn with humans than that.

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Always happy to shatter expectations

@ardaozkal This is precisely what I expected

Congratulations on doing literally the opposite of shattering expectations

GnomeSlice

21:23

I can't even get it to load

djsmiley2k

45

Q: Why doesn't Duck Hunt work on plasma or LCD screens?

I'm told that the original Duck Hunt (NES) works fine on all CRT screens, but fails to register successful hits on a plasma or LCD screen. Why is this? Is there a fix for it?

nes monitor

Makes me think....

ardaozkal

so can't I, I added too much websites. Remove one website.

djsmiley2k

LIGHT GUNS WILL WORK ON LED TVS!! :OOO

ardaozkal

@MadScientist I think that cloning smarter animals might help a lot too.

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice It's not real, but nicememe.website is for a while

ardaozkal

21:24

@Unionhawk well, nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.website

djsmiley2k

nicememewebsite.website

Mad Scientist

I don't see much of any knowledge gain by cloning, except for getting better at cloning itself

Unionhawk

It takes a dumb joke and makes it dumber

Which is what the internet does best, really

ardaozkal

@MadScientist Memory transmission on mammals is something I would want to be researched more.

Mad Scientist

You're probably talking about epigenetics. And while that is interesting, I think the importance is sometimes overblown in the popular media

Yuuki

21:26

Oh boy, we're talking about video games as art in our philosophy class!

Unionhawk

Goddammit not leaving until 7

ardaozkal

@MadScientist Can't it be used for literally "living forever (moving memories and experiences to clone when old/sick)" (I know that clones don't live that long) ?

Mad Scientist

@ardaozkal Clones don't get memories. And there is no way to transfer memories that currently exists, and not even any way that we could imagine in the near future

ardaozkal

well djsmiley linked this: bbc.co.uk/news/health-25156510

Mad Scientist

I don't think we're entirely sure yet how memories work specifically

ardaozkal

21:29

Which says that some animals do, at least mice.

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice No problem, I might not get a chance to play tonight anyway now.

Mad Scientist

That's epigenetics, and that's not really memories as you think of them.

External influence can modify certain genes, that's the epigenetics part. The sequence doesn't get changed, but you can change how much of that genes is produced. And that change can be inherited

GnomeSlice

You guys should watch Orphan Black, and play SOMA

ardaozkal

> Thus epigenetic can be used to describe anything other than DNA sequence that influences the development of an organism.

Ah, I see.

I love how media and lessons get me interested in something but then it is not that interesting when you research it.

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria being the jungle guy is fun but I feel like all I do is pop out to kill guys and dont help any othrr way

or is that what's supposed to happen

StrixVaria

21:33

@GnomeSlice Killing guys is super beneficial for your team.

GnomeSlice

I would just enter a lane when my team were fighting

StrixVaria

If that's what's happening you're doing a good job.

GnomeSlice

I didnt get a lpt of kills but i got assists and made them retreat

John

@Unionhawk Well then I know what we're doing as soon as you can pry yourself away from Stardew Valley long enough to finish the first one :p

Dragonrage

@GnomeSlice thats pretty much a jglers job in mobas

StrixVaria

21:33

@GnomeSlice Assists are even better, because that means your allies got the kills.

Dragonrage

that and helping control objectives

StrixVaria

I think in Paragon that's less important.

But your goal as jungler is to feed your allies.

Unionhawk

@John I don't even remember where we are in that map rn

Yuuki

Yeah, jungler's job is to scare people into not playing properly for fear of being killed.

John

Which moba is @GnomeSlice feeding in?

Yuuki

21:34

Among other things.

Unionhawk

I think we were working through some etho/vaks section

ardaozkal

@John paragon

Dragonrage

@John paragon i think

ardaozkal

by Epic Games, maker of unreal engine, unreal tournament aaaand JAZZJACK RABBIT.

John

oh

GnomeSlice

21:34

I thought feeding was a noob thing

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria do you play league?

Unionhawk

that had holes in the bedrock walls

John

@Unionhawk Yeah like some underground lab

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice "feeding" the other team is bad

John

@GnomeSlice that'sthejoke.jpg

GnomeSlice

21:34

also smite looks boring

i looked it up

it's flat

StrixVaria

It means giving them XP by dying repeatedly to them.

John

or gold

GnomeSlice

Oh okay

StrixVaria

"feeding" an ally is a good thing. It means making sure that your allies get kills on enemy team guys.

Dragonrage

if you play league and i havent added you, my summoner name is SmG Dragon

StrixVaria

21:35

@Dragonrage I used to.

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria my last 3 games I was positive or neutral

StrixVaria

@Dragonrage StrixVariaXIX if you want to add me.

GnomeSlice

k/d

StrixVaria

No clue when i'll play again.

@GnomeSlice Nice!

GnomeSlice

Howie has a fun combo

use his ult, watch for which way the baddie runs and then use a nade to toss him back in

I got a few kills that way

Dragonrage

21:36

@StrixVaria well i know 2 others from the bridge that play. if we get another, we could play as a premade 5

Frank

Stellaris sounds like it has potential.

Yuuki

I'm actually surprised at how often Bioshock has been mentioned in this discussion (clue: it's zero times).

Frank

cc @Wipqozn, because he loves Paradox games.

StrixVaria

@Dragonrage I have RL friends who play, so if the goal is a premade 5, having me might make it easier.

That said, I almost never play, so...

@GnomeSlice That's pretty sweet.

Yuuki

Games that have been mentioned: Braid and FEZ.

GnomeSlice

21:37

my most kills is still only like 4

John

@GnomeSlice How long you been playing this? a few days?

GnomeSlice

I am also on my way tp meet a girl from tinder for coffee

@John yeah like 2

ardaozkal

@John it has been out for a few days though

John

@GnomeSlice sounds like you're doing great then

Mobas are notoriously hard to learn

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice congrats!

Dragonrage

21:39

how are the graphics?

ardaozkal

@Dragonrage Unreal Engine, nuff said.

GnomeSlice

@Dragonrage amazing

it lools like smite except completely different and not bad

Yuuki

@John I feel like I have a harder time with RTSs.

ardaozkal

GnomeSlice

Yeah so far the learning curve on this hasn't felt as bad as a traditional rts

John

21:40

@Yuuki I feel like you would be in the minority there, but have no actual stats to back that up.

GnomeSlice

That said, mobas are pretty much team rts

John

eeeeeh

Yuuki

@John Despite being Asian, I don't have well-developed micro skills.

GnomeSlice

Paragon - Hero Overview: Howitzer | PS4

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graphics

Dragonrage

@Yuuki stop breaking the stereotypes okay

thats not allowed

John

21:42

@Yuuki They aren't all as micro-intensive as SC2

GnomeSlice

Airmech is about the only RTS i plsyed with any regularity

ardaozkal

@John Asians play MOBAs a lot though (esp. LoL and Dota 2), Jason probably wouldn't be in the minority.

GnomeSlice

and it's kinda of a moba rts hybrid

John

@ardaozkal Are we just going to pretend Korean SC2 was never a thing?

ardaozkal

There used to be a game

GnomeSlice

21:43

also the meta just became "spam tanks' so I stopped playing

Yuuki

Y'know, even though everyone here probably knows my real name, it still feels weird to have people use it.

Unionhawk

@John We have like 2 wools left or something

I think

GnomeSlice

I didn't know it

ardaozkal

where you made your tanks and planes etc.

Unionhawk

Like, the area we're in then the last area

John

21:44

@Unionhawk I think this is correct

yeah

user15026

@Yuuki Yah, that's a little weird

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Which actually makes it even more disturbing that @ardaozkal just used it.

Unionhawk

Oh, but TR2 is 1.9 so we should wait for some bugs to get ironed out in 1.9.1 at least

GnomeSlice

I guess tower defense is an RTS and I love those

@Yuuki To be fair, i never looked or asked

ardaozkal

@Yuuki sorry, I prefer using chat name while mentioning online identity, but rl name when mentioning as a person. I'll stick to Yuuki from now though.

Yuuki

21:45

No problem. Everyone has their own preferences, but I just prefer being called @Yuuki here.

GnomeSlice

calling you arda still feels weird

user15026

@ardaozkal In general, use whatever name people use in here when referring to them unless they state otherwise, it's the safest option

GnomeSlice

because of old arda

When in doubt, go with 'clown'

(not actually)

GodEmperorDune

@clown i agree

Yuuki

4

ardaozkal

21:47

@clown whats weird about ArdaXi was that his name wasn't Arda but Arien.

GnomeSlice

holster something

user15026

@ardaozkal shrugs it's an internet handle, they don't always have to follow logic

Nate Kerkhofs

So there has been a lot of NPM today on my Twitter feed. Something about a open source contributor who pulled all his libraries after he got a copyright violation or something and inadvertently broke thousands of projects?

GnomeSlice

@Yuuki hue

Nate Kerkhofs

Can anyone explain what's going on with that?

StrixVaria

21:48

@ardaozkal My name isn't really Strix, in case you assumed that for some reason.

GnomeSlice

You're not actually an owl?

StrixVaria

Nor am I a ghostly chandelier, a fish, or a robot in a dog suit.

3

murgatroid99

@NateKerkhofs There was a library yesterday that somehow got unpublished and broke a ton of stuff

Arperum

@StrixVaria MY HEADCANON. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

StrixVaria

@NateKerkhofs Or advertantly, the way I hear it.

murgatroid99

21:49

github.com/azer/left-pad/issues/4

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria suuuuuuuuuuuuure, Mr. Varia

Frank

My name, however, actually is Frank.

GnomeSlice

Boring

ardaozkal

With internet growing, it is easy to find everyone's name here, however, I'm not a stalker.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki its weird that my employer blocks i.imgur.com but allows i.stack.imgur.com

Yuuki

21:52

GodEmperorDune

@stalker what's my real name?

ardaozkal

@GodEmperorDune turkey has i.imgur blocked too, but not i.stack.imgur

GnomeSlice

@ardaozkal ...the whole country?

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Probably filters on "i.imgur.com" instead of "*.imgur.com".

ardaozkal

@GodEmperorDune Matt Giltaji

GodEmperorDune

21:53

@Yuuki well worth the star, thanks

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice yes.

GnomeSlice

whut

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal so you admit that you are @stalker

GnomeSlice

how

murgatroid99

OK, yeah, it looks like that guy did unpublish his NPM packages on purpose. That's pretty dickish

StrixVaria

21:53

@Sterno Not a RB link? What world is this?

Frank

@ardaozkal If that's all you take to find everyone's name, you're going to be supremely disappointed.

StrixVaria

@murgatroid99 I don't really blame him. NPM was a bunch of dicks to him, so he just moved to github.

ardaozkal

@GnomeSlice DNS blocks.

GodEmperorDune

i'm surprised that everyone was relying on such a basic function

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria He broke a huge number of projects because he was feeling bad

StrixVaria

21:55

Well NPM shouldn't have been dicks.

KutuluMike

What did NPM do to him?

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal My real name is obvious, but can you find my nickname?

StrixVaria

@KutuluMike Removed one of his projects for coincidentally being called "kik" which is the name of some company.

Even though it didn't do anything remotely similar to what that company did.

Unionhawk

BAM

I win

ardaozkal

@Frank It takes just googling the username or going over some other links on profile to find most. (your name on meta is initial and surname afaik)

KutuluMike

21:56

from what I've read, they were being told he was violating someone else's trademark and wasn't cooperating.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria Whatever NPM did, breaking other people isn't a reasonable reaction

Frank

@ardaozkal 'tis. But that's not the point. How do you know that's not a different screen name?

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk not sure if you actually found me or its just a coincidence but that is actually part of my real name

StrixVaria

@KutuluMike The way I hear it it's like those DMCA claims on YouTube that are mostly bullshit.

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune This is actually a coincidence

KutuluMike

21:57

DCMA is copyright. Trademark law is completely different.

StrixVaria

@murgatroid99 I'm actually really glad this happened overall, because it brings a bunch of really interesting questions into the spotlight.

KutuluMike

it's pretty easy to tell if a trademark complaint is legit: 1. am I using their trademark? 2. Did they have it first?

StrixVaria

So even if it sucks for a bunch of people who used his code, in the long term it will hopefully wind up being a good thing.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria Like "why does NPM let you unpublish packages?"

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria like why are you importing a third party module when all you need to do is pad a string with spaces?

ardaozkal

21:58

@murgatroid99 yeah, for example nuget doesn't.

StrixVaria

Two great examples already!

ardaozkal

@Frank I don't.

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune It broke a lot of stuff because of transitive dependencies

Frank

@ardaozkal Exactly. So it's a non-starter.

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 so other libraries imported it because they needed to pad a string with spaces

Unionhawk

21:59

@Frank Yeah, well how do we know your name is Frank?

StrixVaria

Somewhere along the line, someone needed to pad a string and decided to use a library for it.

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune It only has like 8 direct dependencies. Which is pretty small for an old module

Unionhawk

I bet you're secretly a Jeffrey

Frank

@Unionhawk @fredley, @Ronan, @Wipqozn, and @TrentHawkins can all vouch for it.

ardaozkal

Or a Michael.

GodEmperorDune

21:59

@Unionhawk or geoffrey

murgatroid99

But someone used one of those libraries, which did something more interesting, in a bigger library

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