The Bridge

Dragonrage

12:00 AM

that feel when u dont quite get your edit done e.e

ardaozkal

remove the ?oh=smth part

Dragonrage

the earth isn't flat, it's a velociraptor

ardaozkal

Yes, with no question mark

know what?

i.stack.imgur.com/3ZKNG.jpg < here you go

Dragonrage

i'm way too tired rn. being sick is annoying.

user15026

@Frank Pictures? :D

12:04 AM

Niiiice

@Dragonrage That's clever.

Dragonrage

@Frank i take it you are one of the people in the first group

Frank

@Dragonrage Indeed.

user15026

12:06 AM

@Frank ITS SO SHINY

murgatroid99

@Dragonrage Most people have the ability to do basic pattern matching

Frank

@AshleyNunn It's a beautiful piece.

And with the LEDs, it's pretty cool.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune How do I know what I've spent my Mr Accessories on? I feel like I should still have one to use for January, but I...don't.

Frank

The full set of pictures, for those interested, is here

badp

spreadsheets

Dragonrage

12:08 AM

@Frank i concede, you are better at that than me

Frank

@Dragonrage Passion and a willingness to try new things.

Dragonrage

i never was that great at making stuff. im excellent at breaking stuff though

Frank

Much of it is sheer absolute luck that it turns out.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn they don't really leave a receipt

user15026

Hm.

Dragonrage

12:10 AM

when i put things back together after taking it apart, i usually find extra pieces and wonder why the manufacture put them in there. they obviously werent needed

GodEmperorDune

did you subscribe?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Yes.

GodEmperorDune

i thought they sent you the item of the month automatically

user15026

I have it set to send me Mr Accessories

GodEmperorDune

rather than give you a Mr A

user15026

12:11 AM

(You can chooise)

GodEmperorDune

oh, nevermind then

user15026

I just feel like I should have one and I don't

GodEmperorDune

did you buy the sno dojo?

user15026

Nope.

Dragonrage

anyone follow LoL esports?

Unionhawk

12:13 AM

Hmm

user15026

I might contact them and see if I can figure it out. They took money on Jan 1st, so I nkow that part worked.

Unionhawk

Tomorrow is Friday

Where did the week go

user15026

I do not know.

two bugs

The week is still here my friend

Dragonrage

#lifehacks ^

Unionhawk

12:14 AM

Also I should do homework so Thursday trivia becomes a thing

Dragonrage

homework eh? i remember doing that

user15026

@Dragonrage It's not a lifehack if it is made to do that.

Unionhawk

Yeah well the advantage of being in college is nobody judges you for going to trivia

Dragonrage

@AshleyNunn lifehack. A tool or technique that makes some aspect of one's life easier or more efficient.

Unionhawk

And they sell fine Canadian import beer for $3

Well, fine is a stretch

Acceptable? Adequate?

Dragonrage

12:18 AM

mediocre?

Unionhawk

That's the word

Arperum

@Dragonrage By that definition everything is a lifehack.

Unionhawk

It is Canadian though

Arperum

Eating food is a lifehacks since it makes surviving significantly easier.

Unionhawk

That part is true

Dragonrage

12:20 AM

@Arperum i got it off of Urban dictionary, soo, theres that

user15026

@Dragonrage That.....nope.

Dragonrage

urban dictionary is obviously a trusted source

Arperum

@Dragonrage Try thinking before blindly copying stuff. It helps with not saying dumb things.

Dragonrage

@Arperum that requires effort, which i do not feel like using atm

oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/lifehack

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: What glasses can Dogmeat wear?

I've only been playing Fallout 4 for a couple of weeks when I can. I've got DOGMEAT wearing the Red Bandana. Which glasses can he wear? I've tried several different types but haven't found any he would wear. I've seen a picture of him that look like he's wearing RayBan Wayfarers (though I can't ...

fallout-4

user15026

12:23 AM

@Dragonrage This doesn't work for the table then

Arperum

@AshleyNunn It probably also doesn't work for like half the lifehacks on lifehacks.se

user15026

Maybe not

user15026

Although I've pretty much stopped paying attention to that site

ardaozkal

@AshleyNunn We'll soon have domesticchores.se anyways.

Dragonrage

Lifehacks.se is domestic chores done the risky way

Arperum

12:24 AM

@AshleyNunn All I see about it is the nonsense that gets posted in here.

Dragonrage

0

Q: How can I eat salad without making a mess?

I often eat in a cafeteria with a salad bar. Given the order in which they lay out the ingredients, I start with lettuce or spinach, then add other vegetables and ingredients on top. The plates they provide are fairly small, so the salad starts to heap up. Then when I go to eat it, every time I...

food

user15026

@ardaozkal I'm not sure how that's better/different but sure

Dragonrage

5

Q: Domestic Chores vs. Lifehacks?

Proposal: Domestic Chores, Lifehacks What exactly is the difference between Domestic Chores and Lifehacks? It seems to me there should be a lot of overlap between the two.

life

user15026

@Dragonrage Not sure what this has to do with anything.

user15026

@Dragonrage Still not sure how it is better/different, but that's okay, I don't have to

badp

12:29 AM

wait so the canadian $5 note has a TRANSPARENT band?

oh, ALL of them do.

mind blown.

Unionhawk

Makes it hard to counterfeit

I assume

Dragonrage

MingLee - Hotrine Ming

►

Unionhawk

Though apparently washing bills and printing hundreds on top is a thing in America so?

Like, converting fives to hundreds

badp

meanwhile I guess the EU is being so bold about their new €20 they just put crisp 1080p videos of them without any SPECIMEN bullshit

user15026

@badp Also they have bits you can shine light through (laser pointers work good for this) and neat stuff happens (for some value of neat. It's just another security feature thing, but still.)

3

badp

12:37 AM

I wonder if that isn't actually some special banknote that's wrong in a couple of ways for a gotcha

@AshleyNunn that's pretty goddamn neat.

Frank

@TrentHawkins had to try it, and can confirm.

badp

the video I linked to is all about the feels

(FINALLY I get to say "feels" in a way that's mostly correct)

user15026

@Frank I tried it too, used the cat's laser pointer.

user15026

(Although I need to get him a new one, the batteries died on it)

user15026

@badp It's very much about feels! :)

badp

12:41 AM

oh look they even have a "see through" window which I guess is just very fine fabric

cheating!

so much work goes into printing money

and then people get mad at you if you try

I don't get it!!

Trent Hawkins

@AshleyNunn Rather neat! I vaguely recall possibly hearing about this when they were first rolling out these new bills, but never really tried it myself until just now.

user15026

@TrentHawkins I thought it was fascinating.

user15026

Ooops.

user15026

Someone's going to be in huge trouble for that one.

Unionhawk

1:02 AM

LEARN TO ANCHOR PROPERLY FOOLS

ANCHOR IN SAND ONLY

SAND

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

but

NO BUTS OR BUTTS

What?

but

@badp butn't

1:04 AM

okay. ._.

GodEmperorDune

i leave the bridge for an hour and look what happens

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune someone damages a coral reef?

wait, if you left, and then they damaged the reed, was it you who did it?

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage >.>

<.<

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune doesn't have a yacht

Hah

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk also i am not really into water

Unionhawk

1:06 AM

TRAITOR

GodEmperorDune

it loosens the sandtrout

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk he couldve been the person who told them to park there

GodEmperorDune

THEY ARE MY PEARLS OF WISDOM

Unionhawk

No, he's also not the captain

GodEmperorDune

yeah, i'm no picard

Unionhawk

1:08 AM

You have to be a Captain to captain a ship like that

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk it was the port authority who told them to park there according to what the people on the ship said

Unionhawk

...

Well it is still the responsibility of a Coast Guard Licensed Captain to determine such things

GodEmperorDune

they are the PORT authority, not the CORAL authority

Dragonrage

~60% of the people following anitlifehacks are from the arqade

Aequitas

@Dragonrage link

GodEmperorDune

1:16 AM

@Aequitas HE COME TO TOWN

btw grats on your money.se question going hot

Dragonrage

@Aequitas antilifehacks

aka domestic chores

two bugs

It's not really "anti-lifehacks" and calling it that is probably not a good idea

Aequitas

@GodEmperorDune oh did it no wonder I got so much rep

Unionhawk

@twobugs Yes

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs that's just a bridge term

Aequitas

1:20 AM

@Dragonrage oh shit awks as, now people are gonna think gamers don't know how to do anything

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune You're a bridge term

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk urmom is a bridge term

badp

wait wat

Unionhawk

Okay?

Dragonrage

@Aequitas we just need to get it to beta and then we can show everyone we know what we are doing by becoming the highest rep users there

two bugs

1:21 AM

@badp Those are just cosmetic things

As far as I know

Unionhawk

Wait as in on Xbox Live for PC or as in it will add it to your xbox live account or?

GodEmperorDune

@Aequitas and your point is?

Unionhawk

OH

I'm confuse

two bugs

To get the most out of this, you need high ram

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs 420 GB to be specific

badp

1:22 AM

This is not a wrapper around a Steam key I don't think

two bugs

It's probably a Microsoft Games thing or whatever

badp

yeah I'm guessing it gets delivered and updated like any other Windows "app"

Unionhawk

wat

wat.wat

badp

WELL CLEARLY WE NEED @STERNO'S RICER PC TO TELL US MORE ABOUT WINDOWS STORE FOR XBOX WINDOWS LIVE GAME XBOX STORE LIVE GAMES LIVE STORE GAMES

Unionhawk

THAT'S SO RACIST

YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE

badp

1:29 AM

I HEAR HIS DESKTOP HAS GOT -FUNROLL-LOOPS ENGRAVED ON THE SIDE

Unionhawk

I MEAN YOUR JOKE IS VALID SO I WILL ALLOW IT

Dragonrage

@badp is unbelievable == believablen't?

im trying to understand his convoluted language so i can effectively communicate with him

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage it's not possible to understand @badp

badp

but is it

GodEmperorDune

NOPE

badp

1:33 AM

but is it

GodEmperorDune

bridgen't

badp

I had given you a chance to redeem yourself

Dragonrage

it'sn't possible

badp

> it's not possible to understand @badp
> but is it [not possible to understand @badp]
> NOPE [it is actually possible to understand @badp]

dear oh dear

Dragonrage

appending n't to a word simply negates it, as far as i can tell

so "it'sn't possible" is equivalent to "it's possiblen't"

badp

1:36 AM

no no no no no I have certainly not gone that far

so far it has all been just negative pronouns for negative entities

people make themn't out to be far harder than theyn't are

GodEmperorDune

@badpn't makes my brain hurt

badp

see if exists is 1 and not exists is 0 we are talking about things with an existence of -1

in a way that doesn't necessarily make sense

like languages

so as you see it is very fitting

GodEmperorDune

i wonder if language is @badp-complete

badp

a different ontological framework for higher precision language and communication

Dragonrage

its more fun to just incorrectly use languages

GodEmperorDune

1:39 AM

welcome to the land of rR0r

badp

anybody can potato lattuce ghoul macaroni do them % two

GodEmperorDune

this makes as much sense as clearing @Wipqozn of all blame

badp

and you could be asking if anyone really has been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like IF THIS WAS LIKE NINETY NINETY NINE

Wipqozn

I think @badp is broken again

Should we reboot him, or is it time to take him out back old yeller style?

SaintWacko

We've tried that before, remember?

He just came back, worse than ever

Unionhawk

1:42 AM

bridge@badp$ sudo shutdown

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn has there ever been a point in time where @badp wasnt broken?

badp

but applying ART and logic to language is a criminally new endeavour as highlighted above

Unionhawk

Hmm

HMMM

badp

by your responses, attempting to criminalize disrupting English, talking about backs and yellings and sudos

Unionhawk

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

GodEmperorDune

1:45 AM

why are these messages not yet moved to bridgen't hell?

Dragonrage

sudo rm -f @badp

badp

but it is okay for not badp to not like negative entities. It is theirsn't prerogative

GodEmperorDune

RO ABUSE!

badp

THEYN'T ARE WELCOME TO BE WRONG ON THE INTERNET

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage Yes

Unionhawk

1:45 AM

@Dragonrage Last Tuesday

Wipqozn

PRetty sure it was before he become a mod though

Unionhawk

Actually what the turtle said

Wipqozn

The burden of modship has driven many a fine user mad

Unionhawk

lion

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage there was @radp, @bqadp, what else

Unionhawk

1:46 AM

same thing

Yuuki

Apparently, I'm an asshole for wearing my own clothes.

Wipqozn

A Box Lion is like a turtle

Unionhawk

Like a box turtle

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk @Wipqozn can change xyr shell but will always be a turtle!

Unionhawk

indeed

badp

1:46 AM

@Yuuki are they even a little sentient?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki instead of wearing someone else's clothes?

Yuuki

My sister wanted to wear my glow-in-the-dark constellation map shirt for tomorrow.

But I wore it yesterday. Because it's mine.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki you're such an asshole for doing that

Private Pansy

GodEmperorDune

you should have know your sister would need to use it

Private Pansy

1:48 AM

The Doctor as Tiny Tower / Fez characters

Aequitas

11

Q: What's the impact of a "cloning" teleporter?

Extending upon my prior question, could-a-viable-interstellar-civilization-form-with-this-technology. From what I've read there's two basic ideas which describe how teleportation might work: Destroy the original, only the teleported copy remains Keep the original and the teleported copy The ...

society government law teleportation clone

world building has some super interesting reads

two bugs

The real reason I hate Doctor Who is people always tell me I look like a Doctor

Private Pansy

Pics or it didn't happen!

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs sure thing Dr TwoBugs

Private Pansy

Which Doctor?

GodEmperorDune

1:51 AM

@PrivatePansy Witch Doctor?

two bugs

Doctors 4 and 11 are the ones people usually say I look like

Private Pansy

No, the British magazine for discerning doctor shoppers

GodEmperorDune

wait, which dr who was kilgrave?

Private Pansy

10th

Fluttershy

Best Doctor.

Private Pansy

1:56 AM

I have a thing for 11

user15026

Nine is my fave.

user15026

Mind you I haven't watched like any of the most recent stuff

Unionhawk

Mmm

Man, chocolate raspberry stout is a good decision

MadMAxJr

2:12 AM

9 is Tennant isn't it?

Private Pansy

@MadMAxJr 10

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I use commands in Slime Rancher? (specifically spawning the Rad slime)

How do I use commands in slime rancher? Please explain how to spawn a rad slime.

slime-rancher

Unionhawk

WAITAMINUTEWAITAMINUTEWAITAMINUTE

X GAMES

WHY AM I NOT WATCHING THIS

wait no

goddammit

WAIT YES?

Wipqozn

uh...@Unionhawk are you okay?

Unionhawk

DAMMIT CABLE LOGIN AND ONLINE ONLY

Private Pansy

2:20 AM

@Wipqozn As okay as someone who is not watching X Games is

Unionhawk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS NOT OKAY

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk HAHAHA.gif

Wipqozn

This is kind of sad.

Maybe we should all chip in and send @Unionhawk a gift basket?

Unionhawk

IT IS VERY SAD

GodEmperorDune

do you want my att login?

i'll send you over steam

Wipqozn

2:21 AM

There you go

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn one of the best works of @GnomeSlice

Unionhawk

Nah, I think I'll be okay

GodEmperorDune

k

Unionhawk

I can probably get a login from my parents

I think

It'll be recorded (I'm missing ski half pipe, so I will watch that)

Ski slopestyle is the event to watch, as well as big air

superpipe is meh

The snowboarding on urban courses is also cool

Skiier X is also cool, and monoskiier

Monoskiier X is incredible to watch

Mono Ski X Final Run 2008 Winter X Games 12

►

I am very passionate about many thigns

Skiing is one of them

Ktash

2:37 AM

Hello internet peoples

user15026

Hello :)

Private Pansy

@Ktash Welcome to the information superhighway!

Ktash

Oh, this is the superhighway? I must have missed a turn somewhere...

Private Pansy

Yes. Now please pay the toll

StrixVaria

@Sterno If you don't mind, how much did you spend on your new computer?

Sterno

2:46 AM

2k

StrixVaria

I just put together one for under $1500 and was surprised I was able to.

Sterno

I could have done cheaper

StrixVaria

I really don't care about top of the line; I just want something that can play modern games on decent settings and will be more reliable than my current desktop.

Sterno

Yeah, can definitely do that for $1500

Just backing off on the SSD would have saved $200

SaintWacko

I managed to get mine down to $700

StrixVaria

2:47 AM

Yeah, I have this with only a single 1TB non-SSD in it. I have 2 more 1TB drives I can move into it if I feel like.

SaintWacko

Got a lot of the parts from r/hardwareswap

StrixVaria

I am way, way too lazy to buy individual components.

SaintWacko

You save so much money that way, though

StrixVaria

It's worth the money to me to not have to do that.

SaintWacko

Fair enough

StrixVaria

2:50 AM

What is with shipping not being free on this site.

Private Pansy

PSA: Don't buy the new Age of Mythology expansions. People who have bought have compared it to being a poorly done mod with a buggy campaign and most of the new faction being made out of reskinned units and buildings

StrixVaria

I hope this computer doesn't suck!

Sterno

3:14 AM

@StrixVaria Which one?

StrixVaria

@Sterno IBuyPower

Sterno

@StrixVaria Weird. I had free shipping with them

StrixVaria

Maybe you spent over some threshold.

Sterno

I think you only had to go over 1000

StrixVaria

Meh.

Sterno

3:14 AM

There's a 5% off coupon codet aht works all the time. Google it

StrixVaria

Too late!

Sterno

Maybe it was free shipping because they were doing a new year's special

StrixVaria

All the 5% off coupons I found required deferring the order.

So I wouldn't get it for like 5-6 weeks.

No thanks to that.

Sterno

At the time I ordered, I literally could not rush it

No option to :P

StrixVaria

Hah

Sterno

3:15 AM

Took about 3.5 weeks

StrixVaria

:(

Sterno

I was not expecting it in time for XCOM2 and was pleasantly surprised

They had estimated it wouldn't even ship until next week

I'm pretty sure iBuyPower and CyberPowerPC are the same company

Private Pansy

Sterno

Weird thing was iBuyPower was like $20 less for the same PC, and free shipping

Their sites are nearly identical though (minus styling)

same language on everything

StrixVaria

I just used IBuyPower because they're a sponsor of a LoL team I like.

Sterno

3:17 AM

different coupon codes but for the exact same discount amounts and language around them

StrixVaria

Possibly the worst reason, but I guess the sponsorship is paying off!

Sterno

Well, they're who I just used, and so far so good!

StrixVaria

I knew that this professional eSports team uses IBuyPower PCs to play their eSport and I figured they must be doing something right.

Sterno

I guess I do have one complaint. THere was a loose screw rattling around inside when I got it

StrixVaria

D:

Sterno

3:19 AM

bedtime!

Dragonrage

3:30 AM

I spent about 750$ on my computer and I bought the parts individually. That includes the monitor. Wasn't too hard to put together.

user15026

I don't remember what I spent on this machine. I basically went to Future Shop and pointed at the one I wanted.

GodEmperorDune

bridge this is the creepiest non-friday video i have ever seen

Private Pansy

@Dragonrage US dollars?

Unionhawk

Woo Thursday

Yuuki

@StrixVaria Which team?

user15026

3:44 AM

@GodEmperorDune That was super creepy

Dragonrage

@PrivatePansy yea

StrixVaria

@Yuuki CLG

Yuuki

@StrixVaria Did they lose like most of their roster this season?

Or was that the other NA team?

StrixVaria

That was TSM. CLG kept 3 of 5. TSM only kept 1.

Aequitas

I just wrote the best line of code of my life

Unionhawk

4:01 AM

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Frank

@Unionhawk I've seen worse.

Aequitas

@Unionhawk savage

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria they lost liftlift and swapped their mid for their sub right?

I actually work at a place where pobelter did an internship

Unionhawk

4:23 AM

Holy crap this place filled up I hate college bars

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS

Think about this, old people, people born in 1995 are 21 beginning this year

THINK ABOUT THAT

Trent Hawkins

@Unionhawk NOT GONNA!

Unionhawk

And people born in 2000 are driving

Trent Hawkins

Filing that under things I don't like to think about, like how my cousin who was born while i was in the 6th grade is now (legaly) an adult and has a 1year old daughter.

Unionhawk

Oh fuck my friends who are younger than me and married have a 1 year old as of this year I think

Jesus

Well, friends defined loosely

Like even more loosely than considering you guys friends

Lazers 2.0

4:57 AM

0

Q: How long do sleeping bonuses last?

You can temporarily gain the Well Rested perk, adding +10% experience, by sleeping in an owned bed. You can instead temporarily gain the Lover's Embrace perk, adding +15% experience, by sleeping in any bed with a romantic companion nearby. How long do these bonuses last? I've heard 12 hours, b...

fallout-4

Unionhawk

Actually no, their kid is probably 2 now

Holy

Shit

Tim Stone

5:13 AM

My kid is 2-er

Parenting: It's always a competition

Unionhawk

These friends are 20

Literally 20

Beat that old man

Tim Stone

God, I'm almost 27. Ain't that some shit

"Valid as PDF, as ZIP, & as LSMV-format TAS that exploits Pokémon Red & prints this issue" https://www.alchemistowl.org/pocorgtfo/pocorgtfo10.pdf https://t.co/7MMX8o68kI

Tweeted by krinndnz on January 23, 2016 at 3:09 AM

I...Huh

Lazers 2.0

5:41 AM

0

Q: Any command can setblock in other dismension

Any command can setblock in other dismension?Such as when i type the command in overworld it will setblock in the end.