The Bridge

shh

Shh

SHH

Okay, specced out a new one that's only $2100. SEE, TOTALLY SAVING MONEY

There we go

Aww, it won't work

YEASAYER - "I AM CHEMISTRY" (official music video)

NEW YEASAYER YESSSSSS

"sail" occurs at 33 seconds, crash occurs at 30 seconds

12:13 AM

I am in need of funny cat and dog videos. Please make this happen, Bridge.

Well, I guess I could pad it at the beginning

Q: Risk of data usage with League?

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Alright, so I moved into a new house, and we won't have Internet for a while. I wanna know two things: Is a hotspot from an IPhone 5s strong enough to maintain a signal in a League of Legends game? (I get 10.39 Mbps down, and 18.46 Mbps upload speed) how much data would that use? (Not an unlim...

Or any animal, really.

@LessPop_MoreFizz your bands always have strange videos

HK-51 has permanently assigned his loyalty to me.

We are to celebrate with a mass deletion.

I love these droids.

12:14 AM

@Frank :D

filthy meatbags

I think he's now my permanent companion.

@Frank Are you playing light side or dark side?

@MBraedley Light side.

BORING!

BOO

12:15 AM

@MBraedley HK is mercenary, he doesn't care what side you play

@MBraedley It really makes no difference. I preach peace, people attack me anyways, I jam a lightsaber through their skull.

Rinse and repeat.

@GodEmperorDune You make it sound like I've never played KotOR

@MBraedley imperial agent light side is probably the single best story in the whole game.

@MBraedley this is SWTOR

@Frank HYPOCRITE

12:17 AM

@Unionhawk They attack me. Self defense is totally justified.

You know what, I was thinking HK-47

They all look alike

@MBraedley I had to put him down, sadly.

@MBraedley racist meatbag, not all droids look alike

@Frank Self defense? Please. You didn't kill them because you had to. You killed them because it was easy for you.

@Unionhawk You are mistaken.

12:21 AM

@Unionhawk undertale refrance weak refrance

@GodEmperorDune Meh

It's one of the best scenes in the game

Continuing to solidify UNDYNE BEST MONSTER

Speaking of self defense, it's now time to go shoot some aliens.

is it still self defense if you purposely put yourself in a position where you are likely to get attacked?

Speaking of the best monster, @AshleyNunn should play more undertale because I don't think she has much experience with Undyne the COOLEST

@Unionhawk undyne is lame and you are lame for suggesting it

Feeds

12:27 AM

Unionhawk has added GodEmperorDune to the list of this room's owners.

Unionhawk has removed GodEmperorDune from the list of this room's owners.

2

Undyne is the single coolest monster in the entire game how dare you

hahaha.gif

if i was paying attention i could have done something

Probably not, I was ready immediately and you were probably refreshing

user15026

@Unionhawk No, I don't. I should fix that

@Unionhawk nah i was watching the undyne video on youtube

12:31 AM

Well either way

i like how the story reads in the starred messages

@Frank So you actually get stuff done? That's very un-Jedi like!

Tila Tequila

@AngelTilaLove, Houston, TX

Verified housekeeper for the New World Order! For bookings contact: August Keen Ak@IamMediaNow.com

6.5k tweets, 20.4k followers, following 93 users

Flat earther meltdown going on right now.

Pretty hilarious.

@LessPop_MoreFizz what's wrong with the flat earth hypothesis

How the fuck do these people get famous enough to be @verified

What the fuck

12:39 AM

The moon is a lie.

Like are you fucking kidding me

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I....what

@Unionhawk I think she was famous for something else

@murgatroid99 something nsfw

@murgatroid99 I am aware

12:41 AM

@murgatroid99 shel was famous for being the most popular person on MySpace.

More than Tom? ... Damn, that's actually fairly impressive.

That is the second or third lamest thing I have ever heard someone being famous for

Goddammit

OK, scrolling down farther, I honestly can't tell if she's serious.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO GO TO ANTARCTICA AND WHY DO ALL THE COUNTRIES HAVE A TREATY THERE OR WHATEVER? #FLATEARTH

Tweeted by AngelTilaLove on January 7, 2016 at 11:46 PM

> OR WHATEVER

12:43 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz but there are people who live there

@murgatroid99 this is the woman who published an essay entitled "why I sympathize with hitler: part 1" and never fully disowned it.

YOU CAN TRAVEL STRAIGHT EAST OR WEST

15 secs ago, by Private Pansy

> OR WHATEVER

EXPLAIN THAT ATHEISTS #NOTANIDIOT

Since that covers every conceivable thing, her argument is bulletproof

12:44 AM

I ALREADY TOLD YA'LL THAT TILA SPELLED BACKWARDS IS A LIT. BECAUSE I AM A LIT AS FUCK ALL THE TIME! LOLL

Tweeted by AngelTilaLove on January 7, 2016 at 11:54 PM

When you leave the earth's atmosphere at 80K feet (which you can't cuz ur in earth prison) you'll enter MORE WATER! That's why sky is blue!

Tweeted by AngelTilaLove on January 7, 2016 at 11:06 PM

shoots her argument with a gun

2

in 2012 after I died I was replaced with a clone aka me now and was microchip and was activated after the fallout of 2013 and 2015.

Tweeted by AngelTilaLove on January 7, 2016 at 10:00 PM

NOT BULLETPROOF

Why does this person sound like @badp?

2

12:44 AM

TAKE THAT @PrivatePansy

@Unionhawk *takes argument* Okay, but what do I do with it?

@Yuuki ~~@badp is not literally an idiot~~

~~Only figuratively~~

badp

~~(yet)~~

the sad thing is that she probably has more money than all of us combined

If earth was a spinning globe then how come the North pole is ALWAYS seen in the same spot???? #FLATEARTH

Tweeted by AngelTilaLove on January 7, 2016 at 9:17 PM

Okay I'm done.

12:46 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh shit, I thought that was a parody account...

@GodEmperorDune Goddamn ethics, always getting in the way of us becoming rich

I can't. What even.

Who and why

@badp its a known fact that banging your head repeatedly against wall will help cure stupidity

@Unionhawk Click This

no

12:47 AM

@Unionhawk <jedimindtrick>yes</jedimindtrick>

badp

@Dragonrage I see you're speaking from experience

OH SNAP

@badp yes i had this person at my school do it. they died, problem solved.

wow

dark-humor

12:48 AM

Tila Tequila is still relevant?

No

If you want dark humour, watch Wristcutters: A Love Story

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

No

badp

No

Flat Earth rules.

Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007) / Official Trailer

12:53 AM

it's actually a great film

dammit BoI. I haven't taken a devildeal yet, and I got four devilrooms, and not a single angelroom :(

I wish there was a Flat Earth SE

How To Cook A Shepards Pie:

@Arperum Did you kill any beggars? Or do other things that increase devil deal chances?

Metal Kitchen - The Ghost Inside makes Shepherd's Pie with Linzey Rae

12:54 AM

It's definitely my favorite goofy thing to read about

I said "Flat Earth" not "Let's hate The Force Awakens and actually suck up to George Lucas"

However, they're close, so I'll allow it.

@murgatroid99 Nope.

Only thing I got working against me is that I have black candle.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Seen that one yesterday. Her voice is impressive.

@Arperum I think that in any case, the Angel Room probability with no devil deals is about 35%

12:57 AM

@murgatroid99 Nope. 50% default.

Black candle might poke at it though.

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Q: Doubts with ps4 accounts

So I made My first PSN account back in 2010, I realised that by accident I set my account to be Spanish rather than Mexican. I had a few trophies on My spanish account so I made a Mexican account, bought games on that one and played them on my "main" account. I recently got a ps4 and I already li...

ps4 psn

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Q: SSD in PS3 Super Slim

I see many posts asking about replacing the HDD in PS3s, but nothing about SSDs. Given that the original PS3's 2006 release date was years before SSDs started to become mainstream, I could imagine issues with my console after installing one (lack of drivers, perhaps?). Are SSDs fully compatibl...

ps3 hard-drive

According to missinghud black candle does not influence it.

@twobugs The Force Awakens was enjoyable, but the lazy writing was frustrating

There's definitely lazy writing, but the SFF questions are atrocious

"HOW COULD SOMEONE WHO GREW UP ON A SAND PLANET FLY A SPACESHIP WITH NO TRAINING???????"

"WHY DID LUKE LEAVE A MAP TO HIMSELF IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE FOUND????????" (note: this one is explained DIRECTLY IN THE MOVIE ITSELF)

@twobugs the force

duh

1:00 AM

I only actually read that site when it shows up in HNQ, so I generally see the better questions

@murgatroid99 i went through all the TFA questions the first week

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is that actually her voice, or is there some digital trickery going on?

@GodEmperorDune The best part is if you removed the TFA specific parts (basically just the names) you could apply the exact same question to A New Hope

Where the answer is also "The Force"

@MBraedley actually her voice. You can hear her slip up once near the end.

1:02 AM

@twobugs yep

There were people trying to say Lucas's episode 7 would have been amazing and it's like... yikes.

Ye no

@LessPop_MoreFizz I suppose exceeding the dynamic range of the mic (and then clipping on top of that) helps.

@twobugs the midichlorians awaken

@twobugs My biggest problem? They explain that the falcon is too easily trackable.. Why the fuck do they then take it to Luke's location? :)

1:03 AM

@James cuz they blew up starkiller base

@James because they just blew up the bad guys

Just a reminder that A New Hope is basically a collage/pastiche of all the shit that George Lucas grew up on, so expecting TFA to not be a collage/pastiche of the stuff JJ Abrams grew up on - which happens to prominently include Star Wars - is dumb.

@James Because it's the only ship that can make it in 14 parsecs

(Cowers in fear)

>.>

@MBraedley 12 parsecs

1:04 AM

I liked TFA a lot, but it definitely has issues. It's just always bugged me when people try to invent ridiculous things to complain about rather than the real problems

So the bad guys are still out there, but since their base is destroyed we will lead them to Luke like they wanted?

umkay :)

@LessPop_MoreFizz Expecting a movie to have a different plot than previous entries in the series is not unreasonable

@GodEmperorDune ~~you have possibly missed the refrance~~

more like luke will get them rekt if they show up

@Unionhawk that is the response in the refrance

@James Bad guys only count if they have a giant spherical base.

1:05 AM

oh you guys are doing spoilers

@GnomeSlice its been out for almost a month

a whole month

and broken all kind of sales records

@MBraedley Angela Gossow and the current singer of Arch Enemy are pretty damn good grunters too, and both are women.

@Arperum Too bad Arch Enemy doesn't have a single track I really like

1:07 AM

@Arperum They collectively make up one woman? hides

you still have like one minute

@GnomeSlice I don't own anything from them I think, but they are pretty good live. The new singer is crazy energetic and gets the whole public crazy

@Unionhawk alwayswait2minutes

@Unionhawk They both are/were singers of Arch Enemy, so they have something in common anyway.

@murgatroid99 Ah... I did not know this.

But yeah, my complaints are similar to yours @murgatroid99 - TFA is a fun movie but they retread a lot of ground

1:10 AM

@murgatroid99 I don't get why they keep trying to build one of these, they keep getting wrecked in all kinds of laws of nature defying ways.

Also people in my theater cheered and applauded AT MULTIPLE POINTS

lol

@LessPop_MoreFizz WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS TEXANS?

@Arperum clearly they didn't build it big enough

STOP MAKING ME ASHAMED OF MY STATE.

1:10 AM

I mean, clapping at the end of a movie is silly enough but like... during the movie?!

@murgatroid99 it might not be entirely unreasonable, were it not for the fact that the first movie in the series entirely yanked it's plot from The Hidden Fortress anyway...

@Yuuki Texas is Florida's big brother.

@twobugs Hopefully, it pleases the fanboys enough that they can do something new in the sequels.

@LessPop_MoreFizz it was intended to be the hidden fortress + joeseph campbell's book

I mean, Star Wars is not a bastion of originality, but I really want to see them do some different things with the overarching plot (which it sounds like is the plan anyway)

I have high hopes for the main cast though, I like all of them

i would like to see a live action thrawn trilogy

but it won't happen :(

1:12 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz There's a difference between having the same general plot as a movie from another country (Hunger Games vs Battle Royale) and having the same plot and same specific plot points as another movie in the same series

> That's no moon!
> Yeah, it's a planet.

@Yuuki your state just needs to realize they arent the biggest state

@Dragonrage Yeah, but at least Texas has people in it.

@Yuuki i agree, alaska needs more people. maybe we should send 40% of the people in cali there

no

1:16 AM

@Dragonrage hmm, no

pls

MAXIMUM OVERPLS

I don't think Californians can survive outside of California.

thats ok

as long as they arent here

yeah it hits 65 and everyone has parkas on

@GodEmperorDune i resent that stereotype

1:17 AM

@GodEmperorDune in southern California, maybe

(@GodEmperorDune is in LA)

@Dragonrage Yeah, it's more around 78.

(full disclosure)

i happen to prefer it under 70

yes

1:17 AM

the colder the better

@Dragonrage clearly you need to diaf

I'd like to go skiing in Tahoe

or otherwise in California

Because that sounds like a good time

Probably

cold = more chance of snow in the rare occasion it actually precipitates

there are rock skis

@GodEmperorDune wat

And no

1:18 AM

for skiing without snow

@Unionhawk its pretty good this season

@GodEmperorDune No

they have all terrain wheels

That sounds like an awful idea

big bear got 24 inches this last storm

1:19 AM

IMAGINE CRASHING ON THAT

mammoth got 4 ft

too bad it will all melt in a week

@Unionhawk Actually, they're called skateboards

And are quite popular

@GodEmperorDune it will take longer than a week

@twobugs no these are specific for mountain trails

1:20 AM

@twobugs Yeah, it's still an awful idea

Awful idea? Maybe. Great video game? Definitely.

@Dragonrage we had a wicked heat wave in january last year

Boy, I sure am glad they stopped making Tony Hawk games at 2.

@GodEmperorDune last year wasnt an el niño year

prepares the android hell gate

1:21 AM

the highs at mammoth for the next ten days are in the 30's

@Dragonrage nice

lows in the 10's

they have a 75" base at bottom, 115" at the top

all we need is another 16 inches and we will have as much snow this season as we did in all of last season

and its barely january

Park City is pretty great this week overall

I need to hit the Canyons side on Saturday though (with a day off tomorrow)

im heading to big bear next week

There's a connecting gondola between Park City and Canyons now with the same lift ticket and it's awesome

But I've not taken it yet

1:29 AM

sounds like bear mountain and snow summit, except you have to take a bus

I might just do bus since apparently it's not easy to make it all the way to skiier's left of the mountain to Super Condor etc without missing the gondola close

only 1277 more rep till the next privilege

Attempting to edit the sail uni fail together

Q: Why do minecraft blocks reload?

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I have minecraft turned up to max settings (GTX 770, quad core 4.0 GHz intel i7, 240 GB SSD, 32 GB RAM) and for some reason the max distance blocks are slowly loading over time (not at once) and when I hit blocks they reload right away or after a few seconds. Do I have the settings incorrect or ...

minecraft performance

1:45 AM

@twobugs More like killing indigens, I guess.

It's not working with the audio

The software, that is

I can add a 3 second title

But if I can't add the audio >_>

TIL "rude" means "incredibly attractive".

@Frank Those indigens had it coming!

@twobugs And so did my introduction to the Prone, apparently.

Ah, so you've met the games TRUE protagonist... TATSU

1:56 AM

I AM HITTING "ADD CLIP", AND ADDING THE CLIP

BUT IT IS NOT ADDING

AAA

AAAAAAA

The Get Down Sizzle - Netflix [HD]

NO MATTER IF I CHANGE THE FORMAT (it still plays)

well this looks amazing

Apparently the Emo Kylo Ren and Lonely Luke Twitter accounts are having a fight.

@Yuuki Apparently two terrible twitter parody accounts are attempting to produce a comedy bit.

2:03 AM

(ftfy)

I have watched this Netflix trailer like four times now

It is possible that you might have a problem

@Unionhawk it's just really good and I keep spotting neat visual touches and I really want to watch this show

store.steampowered.com/app/410670

Well it's possible that I might have a problem depending on how loaded this fridge is

Not very. Excellent

Nuuu

2:14 AM

I wrote this haiku for you, @KyloR3n: Leia and your dad Are thinking about divorce All because of you

Tweeted by VeryLonelyLuke on January 7, 2016 at 9:24 PM in reply to KyloR3n

zing

@GnomeSlice these twitter accounts / just are not very funny / fire into the sun

Q: Is it normal that the ping on DayZ always goes up and down?

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So me and my friend got killed few times on DayZ, we hear only 1 shot from an AK or MP5 or any other automatic gun and we are already dead, while we shoot more at the enemy and they still standing, is it possible that our ping the problem is ? I live in Belgium, he lives in Bulgaria and the serve...

dayz-2012

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Q: How to get a life?

Images are exactly like links, but they have an exclamation point in front of them: Let me count the ways

counter-strike-go

HOW EVERYTHING OUT 2.0

@Lazers2.0 Yeah, burn that.

@Unionhawk huh

@Lazers2.0 I didn't know that though, very useful

2:25 AM

@AshleyNunn ICYMI: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/26681803#26681803

user15026

Can we not?

@LessPop_MoreFizz I haven't even seen the movie and I enjoyed that exchange

user15026

Seriously, that GIF is incredibly nauseating.

there. Flashy gif replaced with link to chat line with cool video.

Business

SaintWacko

2:40 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz ICYU2

@Aequitas Uh, wut? — Ulukai 41 secs ago

am i missing something?

how does a 100 rep user even see rejected edits

I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because I don't think identifying the actor used in a video game trailer is related to gaming. — two bugs 8 hours ago

Q: Can I use my xbox live account if I buy a new hard drive? Will my data also be there?

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I'm thinking of buying a new Xbox 360 hard drive because I'm running out of space. Will I be able to log in to my xbox live account? And if so will all the saved data on the hard drive I have now with my xbox live account go with the new xbox hard drive I want to buy? Please help

xbox-360 hard-drive

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Q: Does Loot Redistribute Among Storages

Though your loot amount appears as a sum of all of the loot in all of your storage, the internal loot of storage are separate. So for example if i started with full storage and i leave a storage outside for people to raid, would i eventually lose all of my loot (Assuming people don't take the ins...

clash-of-clans

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Q: How far away can someone be to play multiplayer on PE, Minecraft?

My friend and I live quite close, but I'm not sure if we are close enough to play together on multiplayer, on Minecraft PE. Is there a certain distance or does it depend on sonething else? If there is a certain distance, well, how far?

minecraft-pocket-edition

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Q: Being attacked with one unit

I'm playing Clash of Clans, Silver League 1, and I've been seeing some attacks on me by players who commit one unit and then surrender, giving me a whole stack of trophies for nothing. At first I thought it was just someone who waited a bit too long before deciding not to attack but it seems to b...

clash-of-clans

@twobugs I mean, clearly it's related to gaming.

FULL STRENGTH BEER YES (cc @LessPop_MoreFizz)

2:43 AM

pedantry

THANKS LAZERS

wtf spam

ban lazers for spamming

@Lazers2.0 LOL

must resist urge for smartass answer

@Fluttershy Environmental Station Alpha is a Very Good metroidvania

Undertale really likes to pretend it launched but not launch for me

It's 2016, and iTunes still have problem with text encoding

This is fascinating, really

2:53 AM

@PrivatePansy Haha, looks like spam filter avoidance text is becoming mainstream? :D

It's 2016 fuck I'm old

3:07 AM

@Aequitas I think the notification does not in fact go away

I recently got a notification for a suggested edit to one of my answers even though it had already been accepted

Does anyone know what's going on with that question from a couple of days ago that was deleted by a developer without explanation? It's still deleted (gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/123031/…)

@murgatroid99 "Yes, there was a link in the post containing malware according to Google webmaster tools"

@LessPop_MoreFizz Huh. In Chrome, it's the link in the top answer that triggers the malware warning

It seems kind of a shame to delete the whole question for that

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice I'll keep it in mind! Thanks!

@Fluttershy I just played it for like 2 hours straight

3:23 AM

Hmm... We will see if I am still injured tomorrow because it's still snowiiiiiiiing

And I have 6 days

4:07 AM

@murgatroid99 accepted is different, you get a notification that your answer was edited

not a suggested edit

@Aequitas That's what I meant. I got a notification of a suggested edit which had already been accepted by the time I saw it

@murgatroid99 that's strange, maybe it got accepted as you were loading it!

@Aequitas No, it was like an hour earlier. And the notification is still there

hmm is there somewhere where you can see suggested edit queue?

@Aequitas At 10K

4:17 AM

is this* i meant

and @murgatroid99

@Frank also I can see it and i'm not at 10k

i think its 2k

It'll probably depend on the review queue.

4:29 AM

You can see the queue at 2k, and the history at 10

Ugh it's snowing hard and I probably can't go out tomorrow :(

@Unionhawk I got paintball tomoz :P

first time for me

i so excited :)

My side is hurting from that epic crash in the stars

So yeah

Tim Stone

This is unacceptable. Someone use a heal on @Unionhawk

Worst case it's a cracked rib. I dunno though

Tim Stone

:(

4:39 AM

It was not fun to head back down but it wasn't bad enough to warrant a patrol call

So at least there's that

Worst case I am forced to take a full day off and explore the town including brewery

Oh noes

I'd like to take a half day on the mountain though

@Unionhawk Do not die, you are the closest Bridge person to me

Well that might not actually be true

user15026

There really aren't any Bridge people near me.

user15026

Well @WorldEngineer is right beside me but that is only for a few more days and he isn't really a Bridge person anymore