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8:00 PM
Seeing other peoples account info to buy stuff with their money?
 
No as in they have a lot of money
That was the joke
Was
 
I already made the joke! And it was better!
 
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Oh no. NO. It's that time of year again. Ffffff.
 
Yeah sorry @Unionhawk the KaChing from @twobugs was better than your one.
 
8:02 PM
coworker with a girlscout cookie order sheet.
2
 
:(
 
two bugs has removed Unionhawk from the room owners
 
@MadMAxJr 1 if by land 2 if by sea
 
Or whatever the message is
 
3 if thin mints
 
user15026
8:02 PM
@MadMAxJr dangerous!
 
@MadMAxJr Yessss
 
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Sometimes I am glad Girl Guides here don't have as good cookies or I would have all the cookies
 
I ordered 5 boxes because it got me to an even $20
 
... Not sure if I also want the caramel delights.
 
user15026
but then again teh cookies sound amazeballs
 
8:03 PM
I remember as a Boy Scout we just got these goofy popcorn things nobody really wanted
 
@MadMAxJr No all thin mints
 
@MadMAxJr I wish I had that problem
 
I'm still ordering these even though I found out Keebler makes EXACT copies of these on store shelves.
 
But Girl Scout cookies? People will murder for them
 
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@MadMAxJr I can't get those either
 
8:03 PM
@Unionhawk and samoas
 
user15026
damn it Canada
 
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why
 
user15026
why can't we have good things
 
Boy Scout popcorn has degraded in quality over the years
 
@AshleyNunn @Wipqozn
 
8:03 PM
I need to IM my ex and find out if Girl Scouts are called 'dealers' in Denver, CO.
 
@MadMAxJr They are not
 
I seem to be able to play with my wifi stick unplugged without an issue
 
Apparently some troops have specifically asked the girls to not setup shop by the dispensaries. Others found them incredibly good for sales.
 
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@twobugs He's the reason I don't get cookies? Suddenly it all makes sense
 
YHeah, it's all my fault
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8:05 PM
@MadMAxJr I'm glad Girl Scouts are teaching our children the wonders of Lawful-Evil Capitalism at a young age!
 
Boy Scouts, get your stuff together. I don't want flavored popcorn gallon drums.
 
@twobugs lawful is a mighty stretch
 
Capitalist-Neutral
 
clearly the most boring of alignments
 
It just makes me picture a girl scout in uniform chasing a guy down a street, "Where's my money? Where's my money!!??"
Oh well. At least the girl scouts aren't tainted by pre-order bonuses.
I don't see any pre-order exclusive cookies on the sheet.
 
8:07 PM
@MadMAxJr "If enough people preorder our newest cookies, everyone will get them 5 days in advance"
 
Early Access cookies
 
2 thin mint, 1 caramel delight, 1 shortbread. And now I am handing off the form and the CURSE HAS LIFTED.
 
@NateKerkhofs eeeevil
 
I'm trying to remember what I ordered but it was a lot and its going to be delicious
 
One of those boxes of thin mints is going to be frozen, crushed, and used to top vanilla ice cream.
 
8:08 PM
@twobugs I prefer my cookies to be bug-free though
 
@MadMAxJr no samoas? I am disappoint
 
@NateKerkhofs You sunnova...
 
Aren't samoas the coconut caramel things? Those are now caramel delights.
 
@twobugs Let's hope it takes a long time for the sun to go nova
 
@MadMAxJr really? weird
 
8:09 PM
Not sure why the name changed.
Also the large circular shortbread cookies with a chocolate dipped backing are gone.
 
wtf girl scouts, I'm writing a strongly worded letter as we speak
 
There's now a similar cookie with cranberry pieces in it instead.
 
Are there any raisin cookies, or are we saved from that torment?
 
Nothing like that.
Avoid the peanut butter filled cookies. You'll talk yourself into too many of those once you open the box.
 
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@NateKerkhofs Raisins ruin cookies
2
 
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8:12 PM
Seriously, Girl Scout cookies sound amazeballs
 
@AshleyNunn They're pretty much the bees knees
 
If you can't get girl scout cookies, see if your local grocery store has Keebler Grasshopper cookies. Exactly the same thing.
 
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@MadMAxJr We don't get Keebler cookies here :(
 
made with real grasshoppers and keebler elves
 
@GnomeSlice just abit fuct
 
8:13 PM
Well, Keebler owns the entire sub-company that /makes/ girl scout cookies.
 
I thought keebler cookies were made with gnomes
 
@AshleyNunn Oh dear. That's. You're deep in Canada, aren't you?
 
youre deep out of canada
 
We'll have to set up a smuggling ring. I'll trade for crates of kraft grated cheddar. We only get the kraft grated parmesan here.
 
They say that people who are allergic to chocolate generally aren’t reacting to the cocoa, they’re reacting to then ground-up cockroach and other insects that have invaded their chocolate.
 
8:16 PM
Yum
I always knew chocolate was a good source of protein
 
who says that
who is this they
 
Candy makers have a threshold value in their QA. Bug parts per million.
 
999,999 bug parts
per million
 
50,000,000,000 bug parts per ten.
 
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@MadMAxJr Deep enough, man. Deep enough.
 
8:18 PM
@GnomeSlice
 
The Food Defect Action Levels: Levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods that present no health hazards for humans is a publication of the United States Food and Drug Administration's Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition detailing acceptable levels of food contamination from sources such as maggots, thrips, insect fragments, "foreign matter", mold, rodent hairs, and insect and mammalian feces. The publication details the acceptable amounts of contaminants on a per food basis, listing both the defect source (pre-harvest infection, processing infestation, processing contamination...
 
You guys might be laughing about bugs in your chocolate now, but when i was on vacation in Spain, I actually found a couple of live maggots in my freshly squeezed orange juice
Either the machine was badly cleaned, or they were living in the orange
 
@NateKerkhofs Extra protein, yum
 
I'm certainly not laughing about being encased in chocolate.
 
8:20 PM
At least they had the common decency to not charge for the juice
 
That would be an unusual and cruel execution method.
Death by chocolate.
 
I think that was in the original Star Wars scripts but got changed for that reason
 
@MadMAxJr Reminds me of that Bones episode where they find their corpse of the week hidden in a giant chocolate bar
 
@twobugs it would be hard to laugh while encased in chocolate. i would expect there to be a limited amount of oxygen with which to laugh with
 
They cut through the bar and suddenly all this lovely melted human poured out like hot fudge
 
8:21 PM
Maybe if you send Ubisoft some girlscout cookies they'll talk more about their ban policies.
 
Instead of Nougat filling they had Nugent filling
 
@NateKerkhofs somehow i dont see melted human pouring like hot fudge.
 
@Dragonrage SOMETHING poured out of there. I can't find a clip on youtube, though
 
i would imagine the consistency would be different
 
> Candy impresario Jimmy Walpert (Wayne Knight) addresses introduces the world's largest chocolate bar to a crowd o cheering families. "You're all going to get a gigantic taste of it!" Jimmy announces. Two men saw into the giant bar ... but the blade gets stuck. Suddenly, blood begins to drip out. The bar breaks in half -- and a rotting skeleton is revealed!
so it actually was not melted human, it was blood
 
8:23 PM
Stupid fancy esoteric artsy chocolates.
 
I wonder what the Food Defect Action Level is on human blood in chocolate
 
@NateKerkhofs Thanks Bones, you ruined everything
 
I hope it's 0 or something similarly low
 
Food Defect > File Food Support Ticket
 
Have you tried turning your food off then on again?
 
8:25 PM
> Dear GSUSA, I appear to have found raisins in my cookies. Please give me a new box
 
GROSS
 
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@NateKerkhofs I like this show just for all the ridiculous ways they find body
 
UGH
 
@AshleyNunn Same here. What was your favorite?
 
@NateKerkhofs if it was a rotting skeleton, the blood would have congealed and probably dried up
 
8:26 PM
That's baristas
wtf
that's nasty*
 
@GnomeSlice Wait, on your phone, "nasty" autorekts itself to "baristas"? What do you have against Starbucks?
 
my tulip is just shot
3
typing
 
sorry about your tulip
 
I'm worried about you @GnomeSlice
 
Locked-In Syndrome has been on Steam without an executable for a day. No fix. But they DID change the typo in the game's title and art.
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If you wondered what's wrong with today's gaming scene
 
8:29 PM
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Q: how does dog become dogmeat in fallout 4

theuknowsoljaIve been playing fallout 4 for a week or so and have ranked up to level 19,ive done the meet the minute men thing and spoke to Mama Murphy,given her meds upto Buffout (or what ever its called),made her chair etc,my character calls him"Dogmeat" but the in game menu( Trade menu )still only call him...

 
"My tulip is just shot" Grand Theft Animal Crossing crimes. Scandalous.
 
I'm good
 
An 8 foot edible snake?
Sounds like something for Jabba the Hutt
 
@Dragonrage as long as the stingers are removed i'm game
 
8:34 PM
@NateKerkhofs its 7 foot
 
> This eight foot slab of serpentine sweetness is an amazingly detailed work of candy art, featuring coils of gummy goodness with lifelike scales, and intricate eyes that seem to stare back at you.
 
@Ohnana i actually have one in my refrigerator. havent tried it though
@NateKerkhofs Dimensions: 84" x 8" x 8"
 
@Dragonrage Or is 7 written in full as eight these days? Not sure
 
84" = 7 feet
 
@Dragonrage What kind of scorpion?
 
8:36 PM
so i think they are bit confused, or just bad at math
 
@Dragonrage Well, then that's a mistake on their part. I just read "eight foot slab" and didn't look beyond
"Wonders why it won't post"
from some random dude's facebook feed
 
0
Q: Why does my Hexxit launcher keep crashing?

Meadey555My Launcher crashes for a couple seconds and then this is what it reads to me in the 'game output' section: [03:17:31] [main/INFO]: Loading tweak class name cpw.mods.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker [03:17:31] [main/ERROR]: Unable to launch java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: cpw.mods.fml.common.lau...

 
Okay I'm annoyed now. How can't the Dutch know basic train sitting etiquette
 
RAM compatibility is hard tho
 
Say you have three seats arranged like so
 
8:38 PM
@NateKerkhofs stick of DDR3 RAM in a DDR3 slot, what's the problem?
 
@Yuuki it seems that they use any scorpion they can find a regular supply of
 
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1
 
Smaller stick just means I have less RAM
 
If you find all three seats free you take 1
 
@Ohnana the stingers are clipped off, though they manufactures were told that this isnt required by the FDA
 
8:39 PM
If the 1 seat is busy you take 2
Now both of you can sit comfortably
 
@Dragonrage neat
 
If the train is really packed then and only then do you occupy seat 3
 
Welp, I'm in the last corridor
 
What the Dutch do is they go straight for seat 3
so you either have to sit across them and you're both inconvenienced
or sit to their side and be creepy as fuck
 
better than sitting in seat 3 to begin with and blocking everyone from seat 2
 
8:41 PM
and as a result you hold the whole three seats for yourself
and that's super rude
Yes @Ohnana that's what the Dutch do
 
World War 3 begins over train etiquette
 
They go straight for the asshole seat
 
@badp Is it a busy line? Like a rush hour train or during a strike? Or is it like a 4 AM train that stops at all stations and has 3 guys and a horse on it?
 
The seat of maximum inconvenience
 
World War 3 is pl_frontier_final
Drat. @Powerlord isn't here for that one.
 
8:43 PM
Before you go "horse on a train?" a Dutch expression is "3 man en een paardenkop" for a place that's usually packed but suddenly barely has any people
 
@NateKerkhofs usually the latter: busy enough that I had to sit in the middle of the train car, the farthest away from both doors, and free enough that I could still sit without inconveniencing anyone
 
@badp Which way's the front of the train?
 
@badp ohhh i see
 
@Yuuki doesn't matter
 
@MadMAxJr lmao
 
8:44 PM
@badp As long as there are still enough seats free on the train that you don't need to go sit next to someone occupying seat 3, it doesn't really matter
 
Though I know some people really hate facing in a direction opposite of the train's
@NateKerkhofs well now I'm sitting in a quadruple seat formation that's completely full
meanwhile the guy at the start of the car is alone in the asshole seat
the old lady in the asshole seat closer by had someone sit across them and they took 5 minutes to realise how dumb that was and finally scoot over to #2
 
So there are various tiers of 'asshole' seat?
 
@badp Look, think about it this way: without assholes, we would all be full of shit
 
@MadMAxJr I'm here, I'm just busy doing something else
 
so sometimes, you need a small asshole to make sure that you don't explode
 
8:47 PM
Train travel isn't as popular here.
 
@NateKerkhofs yes that's why we have asshole seats
 
Unless you want to go to Chicago, because all US passenger rail lines seem to converge there.
 
@MadMAxJr I try to travel by bus mostly, but if I need to go to another city, I take the train because it's usually better for my sanity than traffic
 
It doesn't explain why you'd intentionally place yourself there
 
@NateKerkhofs I forget, does Steam have a "Report" button for games?
Incidentally, Steam refunds are a thing.
 
8:48 PM
when other better options with reduced exposure to fecal matter are available
 
Anyway, I'm glad I finally found the Prism 6.x docs. Turns out that they changed the Event model around in 6.x.
 
@MadMAxJr the NL is a small country so the train network here is rather convenient and capillar
 
Wot
Woot
 
Oops, just noticed that image has my login name in there
 
So this is how the game ends?
 
8:49 PM
:26700934 Good, they do have a report button.
 
@Powerlord What game do you want to report?
 
@ardaozkal if you're talking about Undertale and you have to ask then no
unless you fucked up
 
@badp should I launch it again?
 
then you're hardly done with the game
@ardaozkal yes
 
@NateKerkhofs I was suggesting that people who bought Locked-In Syndrome (mentioned in the tweet you quoted earlier) should report the game.
 
8:51 PM
@NateKerkhofs wtg lol
 
What kind of locked in syndrome game would allow refunds
 
Locked In Syndrome? That sounds a lot like a recent John Scalzi novel.
 
I see now
 
There was a bit like that but I don't recall which
 
8:52 PM
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Q: Why does my Hexxit launcher keep crashing?

Meadey555My Launcher crashes for a couple seconds and then this is what it reads to me in the 'game output' section: [03:17:31] [main/INFO]: Loading tweak class name cpw.mods.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker [03:17:31] [main/ERROR]: Unable to launch java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: cpw.mods.fml.common.lau...

I'm trying to flag this for off-topic (no modded minecraft tech support), but I can't find the proper reason
 
It doesn't matter though, the title bar is probably more descriptive now
 
@NateKerkhofs too broad is what I usually pick
 
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A: What should an Off Topic Close Reason for Minecraft Crash Dumps look like?

RobotnikHow about something like this: This question has been placed on hold as Off-topic by <Users>: Questions that request technical support for modded Minecraft are off-topic. This includes crashes, errors, and issues arising when using mods and modpacks as well as Forge and other mod loader ...

 
Anyway, I was looking through docs for Prism 5 earlier for how to do events between modules and it was talking about Microsoft.Practices.Composite.WpfCompositeEvent and I was thinking "why would you name it after WPF if it can be used in Xamarin and Windows 10 Store apps"?
Turns out they ditched that and it's now Prism.Events.PubSubEvent.
 
ugh. Why isn't there a "Are you sure" button on review queues?!
I misclicked, dammit.
 
8:54 PM
Time for my shower
 
@ardaozkal don't misclick
plus most actions require multiple users to do the same thing, like VTC, VTR, VTD so one misclick isn't the end of the world
 
What I love about undertale, is that it has save states.
 
The point of reviews is not to do as many as possible.
 
Doesn't it cut you off at 20 reviews from a queue anyway?
 
@twobugs you don't have to be rushing to misclick
rolling your finger the wrong way on trackpad can cause fail
 
9:00 PM
I suppose, but misclicking seems to imply rushing to me.
 
woah
 
That's unfortunate.
 
Well, I was going to click "close", but I misclicked keep open. It doesn't need multiple clicks.
I'm used to Low Quality Queue where the button with longer text is "recommend deletion"
 
twitch.tv/gamesdonequick why is this guy going up and down stairs for 15 minutes?
 
@NateKerkhofs he is trying to finish the game as quickly as possible
 
9:09 PM
@Dragonrage Yeah, I get that, but what does going up and down stairs have to do with that?
 
from reading chat it looked like he kept messing up
super mario 64 can be completed in 6:44
so i already got 210 rep today, then i just got another upvote and it gave me 10 more rep O.o
 
Wow, this documentation is supremely unhelpful
 
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@Dragonrage 200 is upvote limit. You can get more by accepted answers.
 
and bounties
 
*click*
 
9:21 PM
ah, so i got at least two accepted answers so i can get up to 230 today
 
SPOILER ALERT: To "not kill anyone", should I reset my save data?
 
to not kill anyone, you should hire someone else to do it for you
that way you can only be charged as an accessory
 
@ardaozkal Just saying "SPOILER ALERT" does not really accomplish anything.
 
@twobugs well, there is no spoiler tag on chat
ooooh
I should make my spoiler script for mye website
so I can do stuff like
 
9:37 PM
SPOILER ALERT: Saying "SPOILER ALERT" apparently doesn't accomplish anything.
 
> If you are making an app that doesn't use a server, such as a client-side JavaScript app or a mobile app, you'll use the Implicit Grant Flow.
...said flow redirects users to a website url you provide... how could this possibly be useful on mobile?
Unless they meant a JS app on mobile and not an actual app.
 
@Powerlord How else are you going to get an OAuth token?
 
@murgatroid99 The authorization code flow returns it as a JSON object.
However, it requires a secret, which isn't exactly something I want to include in an app that's on GitHub.
 
@Powerlord If you need an OAuth token to operate on a user's data on another website, you need them to authenticate on that website somehow
So that they can grant you the permissions you need
 
@murgatroid99 Right, but using a flow that sends the OAUTH token back to a website under my control is useless if my app is a desktop application!
 
9:43 PM
@Powerlord Oh, right, that part.
What documentation are you reading?
 
@murgatroid99 Twitch API.
 
@Powerlord Wait, did you read the Implicit Grant Flow section? It explains what to do
 
> If the user authorizes your application, they will be redirected to the following URL:
...we already discussed this part
 
Right. I misunderstood a bit of what I was reading there
 
9:48 PM
@ardaozkal if you have completed a neutral run at >0 EXP, yes you must reset
 
@Unionhawk just did, and I'm speedrunning through it atm
 
@Powerlord Maybe it's because both mobile apps and JavaScript apps generally have some server/URL associated with them, even if they aren't doing the authentication flow on the server side.
 
Turns out this isn't Twitch's fault either. Those two authorization flows are part of the OAuth 2 spec.
 
Maybe it's not even possible for a purely client-side application to do OAuth2 authorization
 
I suppose if I had to, I could set up a web endpoint whose sole purpose is to do authorization requests for said app. It seems silly to do that, though.
 
9:53 PM
If I had to guess, I would guess that mobile apps use some sort of embedded browser view, and have the redirect URL redirect back to an app view
And JavaScript apps probably just use document.location as the redirect URL
 
There are two more types of OAuth 2 grants... however, Twitch doesn't (and won't ever) support them. They are: 1.3.3 Resource Owner Password Credentials and 1.3.4 Client Credentials.
Hell, section 1.3.3 of the spec even says to not use it if other types are available and that it should only be used when trust is high between the resource owner and client.
 
That makes sense to me. You need to trust the client application a lot to use those
For the first one, at least, it looks like you're actually giving the application your login credentials, which gives them unrestricted access to your account
 
after several weeks of battling virtual environments and cursing fabric not being implemented in python 3 yet, i finally figured out the issue. it was whitespace in a filepath
 
@GodEmperorDune You're just asking for it, you know that right? :P
 

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