The Bridge

ardaozkal

13:00

I feel like it is a virus

two bugs

Now, this is going to sound crazy, but... maybe you should uninstall it and not open it again.

Yuuki

@ardaozkal Looks like you got lucky.

ardaozkal

That sounds clever, not crazy

MBraedley

> Your Corporate Password Expires in 15 Day(s)

Already?

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I wonder what game @Sterno will give me if I play through this

two bugs

13:02

Just add a "1" to the end of it

ardaozkal

Also the game is locked at 35 fps

@twobugs my password: Tr0ubled0r&4111111111111

Kevin van der Velden

No, it's just so badly made that is how much FPS your pc will run at

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Anyone got any cool commandblocks commands

I'm getting bored.......so..I'm looking for funny commandblock commands. Something like this /execute @a ~ ~ ~ detect ~ ~-1 ~ air /summon Creeper {Powered:1,Fuse:0} -Whenever you jump you get struck by lightning. btw needs a redstone clock

Texenox

@Lazers2.0 Aaand that's definitely not good.

ardaozkal

@Texenox aaaaand flagged already for being opinion based

unplug again, can someone find me the save location btw?

Kevin van der Velden

13:06

No why would we do such a thing

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn Probably a game you would never play

Kevin van der Velden

What kind of horrible person has bad rats installed

Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

5pike

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

Yuuki

@ardaozkal Snerp killed Trumbledore.

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

Arperum

13:07

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

Kevin van der Velden

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

two bugs

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

Arperum

I can get behind this game of pinging @KevinvanderVelden with the mentioning of @Wipqozn

4

Texenox

@KevinvanderVelden @Wipqozn

So can I.

Rapitor

@Unionhawk

Unionhawk

13:11

YOU RUINER

whatever

Texenox

Thanks @Unionhawk

Rapitor

:D

Unionhawk

GOOD ENOUGH

Texenox

Nice game you started @Uni

Thanks @Uni

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn would have Bad Rats installed

5 mins ago, 1 minute total – 10 messages, 7 users, 1 star

Bookmarked just now by Unionhawk

Yuuki

13:12

Obligatory "/r/SubredditSimulator has become sapient" of the day.

Unionhawk

sapient (n(?)) - having the qualities of a human

Arperum

@Yuuki I have no idea what the fuck is even going on in there.

Yuuki

> Word Origin and History for sapient Expand. n. late 14c., "wisdom, understanding," from Old French sapience, from Latin sapientia "good taste, good sense, discernment; intelligence, wisdom," from sapiens (see sapient).

Sterno

Yuuki

@Arperum All content, the post and the comments, on /r/SubredditSimulator is generated by a bot.

Unionhawk

13:15

@Sterno You're right, it isn't your fault that the whole thing devolved into "I REMOVED ALL POWER AND MY COMPUER IS A DEMON WAT DO"

Yuuki

Some form of Markov chain, IIRC, each trained on a specific subreddit.

Arperum

@Yuuki That bot is weird.

Sterno

I didn't even read any of it.

Unionhawk

Something about Bad Rats refusing to close even by force

So I would say that you're probably complicit in these crimes

Arperum

@Unionhawk I suggest moving blame to Windows 10. Or to @Wipqozn, that works too.

Unionhawk

13:17

There was something stupid happening, I will say

Arperum

@Unionhawk Apply more force. Use a hammer next time.

two bugs

I take great pride in the fact that I do not have Bad Rats on my Steam account and I intend to keep it that way

Rapitor

@twobugs someone here has like 5 gift copies

Sterno

@Wipqozn I will think of something.

Also, let me state here and for the record, that when I offer @Wipqozn an incentive to complete terrible games, THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO ANYONE ELSE

Or I'll go broke

Unionhawk

@Rapitor You can decline gifts

Sterno

13:23

My Friday trolling is still in the star list. Awesome.

Just in case anyone needs a copy

ardaozkal

I literally am playing it

It is pretty fun

Sterno

So I'm reading Goodreads reviews and see this:

Actually, don't know if I can link this

two bugs

So, why exactly did you launch the game a third time after it hijacked your computer twice?

Sterno

Does a review really require you to hold a book up next to your face and take a picture of it?

Unionhawk

yes

ardaozkal

13:29

Because dank rats

fredley

@Sterno REVIEW SELFIE

BOOK SELFIE

Texenox

Euch, selfies.

ardaozkal

#nofilter

Sterno

Has anyone watched The Strain?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is there a play style in Bloodborne that involves the use of shields?

Recently I've purchased Bloodborne and coming from Dark Souls I figured it wouldn't be too hard since I have the formula down. However, I was a huge shield wielder in DS 1 and 2 and did not have the greatest ability to gauge attacks and dodge when necessary. I haven't found any shields in Bloodbo...

bloodborne

ardaozkal

13:30

Also this is racist

Muslim bombers? Really?

two bugs

@Sterno No but I've seen the promo stuff that looks really gross

Grace Note

@fredley Did I ever tell you guys about how I went to a lantern festival and they had lanterns shaped like people with selfie sticks?

Sterno

I read the first book and it was pretty not good

But it seems like it would work as a TV show

ardaozkal

Crap. It crashed my dx driver

fredley

Meanwhile

Rapitor

13:35

@GraceNote that sounds creepy

fredley

@GraceNote Was this one of those events where you then set fire to the people?

Grace Note

I'm not sure what makes it creepy

@fredley No

fredley

@GraceNote :(

Grace Note

We found a papaya milk shop nearby called "Shark Bites Toast"

I think that kinda makes it hard to have aggravated feelings.

ardaozkal

Free ftp!

Texenox

13:37

@GraceNote Give me ten minutes in Paint.NET and I'll be right back with you.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Join Me? If Work?

I have port forwarded my server but I don't know if it works can someone try joining and reply? IP 192.168.0.10 PORT 19134

minecraft

Texenox

@Lazers2.0 192.168.0.10 IS NOT A USABLE IP

Which flagging option do I use?

Rapitor

@Texenox it can be on a lan

Texenox

@Rapitor But then we can't join it at all!

Yuuki

That was a whirlwind of a post.

Unionhawk

13:44

I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is asking for a personal favour. — DJ Pirtu 1 min ago

ಠ_ಠ

that close reason

I mean, he's not wrong

Sterno

I miss the days when @Frank was all vocal in chat and mad about everything.

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Aren't all questions technically asking for personal favors?

Unionhawk

That's what I'm saying

GodEmperorDune

> I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because a close vote is a super-downvote

Unionhawk

These are super constructive comments for a user who appears to just not quite understand what he's doing.

two bugs

13:49

If you look at this profile, the user appears to be a small child

ardaozkal

video coming

gfycat.com/AdvancedLimpEarthworm

Texenox

Well, I suppose.

But look, he just changed the IP now to 127.0.0.1.

why

Unionhawk

WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE UNDERSTAND THE DETAILS OF NETWORKING AND IP ADDRESSES

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox clearly just to piss you off

Unionhawk

pls

two bugs

13:52

That asker is just confused. It's not malicious.

Unionhawk

Exactly.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk someone throw an IPV6 in there to blow OP's fragile mind

ardaozkal

gfycat.com/ConsiderateAgedCicada

5pike

@Texenox Look at his avatar. He is <10 years old.

Texenox

@5pike I guess I'm being too harsh.

ardaozkal

13:56

My sister is 7

She looks older than this kid

Texenox

Looks like the question has been closed.

StrixVaria

@Texenox Take a look at how DJPirtu commented vs. how you commented, and see how his are helpful and yours are mostly noise.

Try to use that as a template to improve your commenting, if you continue to comment.

Texenox

Okay then.

At least now I have something to use as a template.

ardaozkal

My template:

Texenox

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to help, but it looks like I haven't gotten the hang of it.

You guys know I'm trying to be helpful, right?

two bugs

13:58

In my limited experience, almost every low rep user is just confused. It's rarely malicious. We shouldn't tolerate the poor quality, but we can educate them.

StrixVaria

@ardaozkal To be fair, you've had even more disruptive and rude comments than @Texenox recently, so your template is probably a bad idea to follow as well.

Texenox

...right?

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria Oh snap

ardaozkal

@StrixVaria nah I'm sleepy

StrixVaria

@ardaozkal Sleepiness is not an excuse for being kind of a jerk.

ardaozkal

13:59

Welcome to Arqade $username, unfortunately we don't support $questionsproblem here in Arqade.

fredley

@ardaozkal How would you write this to be more helpful?

Yuuki

@fredley I usually provide a link to the FAQ or the Tour.

ardaozkal

I also add where he/she can go to resolve his/her issue

Yuuki

But I doubt that's much of an improvement, hence why I don't usually comment on questions.

Texenox

@StrixVaria You know I don't intend to be a jerk... right? I just wanna try and correct people when they do wrong.

StrixVaria

14:01

@Texenox Yes, I get that you're trying.

ardaozkal

I don't intend too :/

I just sound harsh

StrixVaria

Not using exclamation points when helping someone is a great start.

They tend to impart the wrong tone.

Texenox

Fair enough.

Also, crap, I'm only one vote away on an answer of mine from getting an Enlightened badge.

Unionhawk

You will probably get that vote eventually

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk ur probably going to get that vote eventually!

Texenox

14:04

So I guess posting the answer here for this kind of reason is a no-no here.

fredley

@Texenox It'll get there. Have patience.

Texenox

@fredley HOLY CRAP, IT JUST DID

Okay seriously, I know it was one of you guys now.

Unionhawk

Nope.

Texenox

@Unionhawk It was you.

two bugs

I don't even know what you guys are talking about

Texenox

14:08

Why would you be answering with Nope just as I asked that?

fredley

We're talking about how amazing the "ignore" feature is

Unionhawk

@Texenox Nope.

Texenox

@Unionhawk :^)

Sterno

hellban ftw

I wonder if Darkest Dungeon is fun yet

StrixVaria

@Sterno I heard that they're not adding end game until full release.

Sterno

14:12

You probably heard that from me!

I am a font of wisdom.

StrixVaria

Even though I never played that game I still feel like I'm over it and won't bother getting it.

Early access is the worst.

Sterno

I think they're just about due for full release though.

Unless their schedule slipped

Texenox

@StrixVaria It's not all that bad.

two bugs

I'm never buying another Early Access game. I'll wishlist it and follow development if it sounds interesting, but they aren't getting my money.

Sterno

> Our full 1.0 release is scheduled for late October, this year!

Oh, well, nevermind

fredley

14:13

Today is the day I became aware of @getinthesea

StrixVaria

@Texenox It's really, really bad.

Sterno

Okay, I'm reading a Loot & Legends review for iPad

fredley

@StrixVaria Unless it isn't: Minecraft, Besiege, KSP

Texenox

@StrixVaria You can't say that about all games, though.

Unionhawk

@fredley This is amazing.

Sterno

14:14

> When Card Hunter debuted on PC to rave reviews, I deployed the wisdom of experience and waited to get into it until the likely iPad release. I can’t claim to have been burned by a gem as radiant as FTL, but the iPad app is dramatically preferable to me. With a game as respectful of pen-and-paper RPGs as Card Hunter, I feared the abandonment of my characters and their hard-earned +1 Swords of Microtransacting.

Texenox

@fredley Exactly.

Sterno

> The name of its iPad counterpart, “Loot & Legends”, only helps reinforce that decision, with the game’s distinctive take on loot sitting right up front, like a big-haired nuisance at a theater. Only, in this case, the loot mechanic is so welcome one has to imagine that one has been forced to attend the opera to make the metaphor work. Also that the big hair blocks sound completely and somehow manages to play For a Few Dollars More on the back of it.

And I can't figure out what that's even trying to say

Is that good? is that bad? WTF IS GOING ON?

Texenox

Wait, @fredley, you forgot BeamNG.drive.

StrixVaria

For each game that Early Access is good for, there are approximately infinite that it isn't good for.

two bugs

Spacebase DF-9 is reason enough for me to not buy another Early Access game.

Or another Double Fine game, for that matter.

fredley

14:16

@Unionhawk Isn't it just

@StrixVaria Yes. Which is why you wait to find out if a game is good or not before buying it

Arperum

@Sterno I think it's bad, but I a mquite uncertain about what is happening.

Unionhawk

Or find out if it's bad and cheap before buying it for @Wipqozn

two bugs

@fredley And I do that by letting the game have a release first!

Texenox

@twobugs early access conteeeent

fredley

@Texenox ...is not worth it

5pike

14:19

@fredley Heh, though isn't it just a "nice" way of "go kill yourself"?

two bugs

Look, it's fine if other people want to buy Early Access games. But I've paid for Early Access games made by established developers who said "You know what? Screw it. We're not making enough money on this game that isn't released yet." And halted development

Or game where they're like "don't worry about the lack of content, we're still in Alpha!" And then doing a "full release" that is identical

fredley

@5pike I think the sentiment is the same

Texenox

@twobugs You're right.

GodEmperorDune

yeah doublefine's handling of spacebase df9 was pretty fuct

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is there a trigger that ends Eileen's questline?

I'm at the last part of Eileen's questline where she lies in front of the Grand Cathedral and I have to fight the hunter inside. If I continue playing without doing the fight right now, is there a trigger where the fighter and Eileen will disappear (e.g. after a certain boss)? I want to complet...

bloodborne

0

Q: How to test for an hold item name in Minecraft?

I'm trying to make a command block that spawns an item in front of you if you are holding an item with a specific name. I've got these two working scripts; /testfor @p[r=10] {Inventory:[{tag:{display:{Name:"Item Name"}}}]} /testfor @p[r=10] {SelectedItemSlot:0,Inventory:[{Slot:0b,id:"minecraft...

minecraft minecraft-commands

ardaozkal

14:24

I just made a small jokervirus to change my friends wallpaper to this i.imgur.com/1ZuJNtO.png

sfw

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal jokevirus? isn't that how melissa started?

ardaozkal

not spreading

two bugs

If you're going to make a joke virus I think the general consensus is "don't"

ardaozkal

1) doesn't spread 2) just changes wallpaper

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune What's wrong with Melissa? Melissa is a nice person.

41 secs ago, by two bugs

If you're going to make a joke virus I think the general consensus is "don't"

ardaozkal

14:26

for educational purposes

I just tried

he loved it

And I removed it all by a single command

5pike

"Let me stab him repeatedly in the back"
"Why"
"for educational purposes"

:P

ardaozkal

that is like a sum of /r/circlejerk

two bugs

@5pike "Stab 4: the blood is still red. But what about Stab 5...?"

Arperum

@twobugs This place resists more when I stab. It also causes louder screams. Needs more science.

Dammit, now my back hurts just from the thought alone.

ardaozkal

Science. Do science and I'll give you a cake.

5pike

14:29

Final note: people die when stabbed repeatedly. Who knew

Yuuki

TIL people die when they are killed.

Unionhawk

@ardaozkal If this is a cake is a lie joke there will be some murder involved

ardaozkal

two bugs

Please don't reference "the cake is a lie".

Unionhawk

IT IS A CAKE IS A LIE

sets fire to @ardaozkal

Yuuki

14:30

(brings out the pitchfork sale cart)

ardaozkal

--------------------E

two bugs

It wasn't funny nearly 8 years ago (I am old), nor was it even a joke back then.

ardaozkal

It is never a joke.

It is a circlejerk

Yuuki

(sets fire to pitchfork sale cart with newly acquired torches)

Arperum

@Yuuki buys everything and starts distributing for free

Unionhawk

14:31

-circlejerk

ardaozkal

[++alcohol]

Arperum

throws burning pitchforks

two bugs

++murder

Unionhawk

Didn't we have murder up there? what happened to him?

ardaozkal

Cake is real.

5pike

14:32

@ardaozkal [tag:TagName]

ardaozkal

[gat:outofhell]

doesn't work

5pike

@ardaozkal replace get with tag

ardaozkal

$_TAGmurder

oooh so thats how

two bugs

I think it was the 3DS Castlevania: Lords of Shadow game (don't play this by the way) where out of the complete blue you see a cake and the main character is like "i wonder if this cake is a falsehood"

Arperum

23 mins ago, by Sterno

hellban ftw

I'm done with this.

Wipqozn

14:34

@Sterno Goooooood

I had 12 pings.Half of them were the Bad RAts Wipqozn chain

Unionhawk

Half?

ardaozkal

12 ping? I get about 100.

Unionhawk

That was probably at least 8 pings

ardaozkal

oh wait

facepalm

Unionhawk

Don't short-sell this turtle

5pike

14:39

@fredley TIL: Selling/renting garages for ridiculous amounts as "Studio flats" is a thing in Britain

ardaozkal

considerable.

Martin Sojka

@twobugs The cake is a harsh mistress.

ardaozkal

damni

I mistakenly changed my wallpaper too puu.sh/jEEDk/f90daf494d.jpg

two bugs

I don't think we needed proof that you changed your own wallpaper

ardaozkal

It Turkey, noone believes nothing

unless there is proof

Lazers 2.0

14:43

0

Q: In dead island what does the uncommon name of awe-inspiring do to a weapons statistics?

Guys I have found a hammer called awe-inspiring heavy hammer and it has very high force and moderate damage that's all I notice, can anyone help me out with this because I have never found this before and I have completed the game 4 times now

dead-island

two bugs

Fair enough.

ardaozkal

0

A: Stuck In a command block induced death loop

same here... SHOOT super fast... it wont even let me respawn!!! I have a mac so I can't use McEdit... HELP!!!

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to summon an entity at a player's location if the player is holding a specific item in Minecraft

I want to make a command block summon a fireball at my current location if I'm holding an item named gun. I have this script for recognizing the item; (Thanks to Unionhawk) /testfor @e {SelectedItem:{tag:{display:{Name:"Gun"}}}} and I have this script for summoning a fireball at the nearest pl...

minecraft minecraft-commands

Yuuki

Kingdom Hearts 3 will feature a world based on Big Hero 6. Star Wars Battlefront & PlayStation announcements still to come.

Tweeted by VG_Dave on August 16, 2015 at 6:18 PM

cc @Ktash

Unionhawk

So I made coffee but failed to notice the lack of sweeteners available. Welp.

Arperum

14:55

Gah. ignored users cause css imperfections.The lines of gravatars now have an annoying white border in between.

5pike

@Arperum I think that would be worth mentioning on meta.se

Arperum

@5pike I should.

Jason Berkan

@Arperum 'tis a small price to pay.

Arperum

> Unique phrase used to strengthen your password. It should not contain single quotes, backslashes and dollar character.

Wtf azure.

Unionhawk

37

Q: Ignoring somebody screws up the avatar list

When I ignore a user, the avatar list looks weird. The blank line beneath the row with the avatar of the ignoree is quite annoying. I use Google Chrome on OS X. There was a question tagged status-completed but it still looks weird.

bug chat ignored-users

'tis a known issue

5pike

14:59

@Unionhawk "known"

Unionhawk

'tis an... already meta'd about issue?

@Wipqozn would have Bad Rats installed

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