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14:00
Hmmm. I must have miscounted
71 words in 30 seconds.
The function did miscount by one, but that was my fault
Just thinking about that many words in that amount of time makes my head hurt
I gave it a line of transcript that was actually sound effects
It's not programming if you don't have an off by one error
Surprisingly enough this isn't an off by one error
Oh right, today is Windows 10 day.
14:05
This episode has 2708 words total. MLP is a 22 minute show, but 30 seconds is taken up by the theme (which isn't included in the transcript), and 25 seconds by the credit
So actual running time is ~21 minutes. That's slightly less than 130 words per minute
Still doing pony datamining?
@MadMAxJr Yeah. I found this factoid: each minute of the show contains, on average, 100 words
It's quite unbelievable, actually
> many sources state that average American English speaker engaged in a friendly conversation speaks at a rate of approximately 110–150 wpm.
So ponies have a LOT to say.
Ponies break out into song more often than American English speakers though.
@MadMAxJr I think songs are actually slower than average
@PrivatePansy That puts it in more context. I guess 130 wpm sounds like a lot, but it's not that much more than an average conversation
14:08
I mean, I've never broken out into song to explain to someone how to fill out an IT helpdesk ticket.
Yeah, I'd assume songs would be slower (maybe? There can be fast songs too)
@MadMAxJr You probably should, it might fix things
@twobugs Right, but it still means that even with an average wpm like that, they spend most of the show's running time talking
@MadMAxJr You should do that
@PrivatePansy Better than spending most of the running time with dead air for the laugh track :P
laugh track
14:09
I'm curious what the local maximal wpm is, though.
@twobugs The local maxima is Pinkie Pie
I mean, technically the local maximum is a fast talking character saying one short word
Assuming 130wpm average, that means the show spends 3/4 of the time talking
@Unionhawk I'm talking minute-wise, not like instantaneous data point dickery
Best you could do while still being reasonable would be a maximum value of a moving average or something ridiculous like that
14:12
Basically, what one minute window has the highest WPM, and what is that WPM?
2 mins ago, by Private Pansy
@twobugs The local maxima is Pinkie Pie
done
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Q: Pixelmon 4.0.6 crashes at startup HELP NEEDED!

misdrak[15:59:51] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Loading tweak class name net.minecraftforge.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker [15:59:51] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Using primary tweak class name net.minecraftforge.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker [15:59:51] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Calling tweak class n...

~The helping desk is a true, true friend~
Ok that's enough
I'm cutting you off right there
But I didn't even get into Printer Wrap-up where we phase out the old outsourced printers.
14:15
I think someone told me there is a Fight Club musical in the works. I keep thinking about it and laughing
A musical that's all in your head.
Anyway. I don't know much about ponies other than: A - I have friends who are a bit uncomfortably invested in their fandom and B: The only important pony is Cheese Sandwich.
...wait what
I know nothing about them other than I see people with Pony avatars advocate for genocide on certain websites (mmo-champion, I highly recommend nobody visit it)
51 secs ago, by Unionhawk
...wait what
The only thing I know is that pony meat is freaking delicious.
14:21
MMO-Champion is a World of Warcraft fansite. It has several discussion boards, one of which is a "general off-topic" (basically current events) discussion board. It's somehow worse than you would imagine.
There's a pretty deep and depressing rabbit hole.
MMO-C is the worst kind of cesspool.
The only thing that isn't allowed is calling someone a troll.
Deep and depressing would be the entirety of the Something Awful boards.
I called someone who was advocating for murder a troll. I GOT INFRACTED.
@MadMAxJr I thought that was *chan
14:23
It acts like one, but it's $10 to get in.
If it weren't for the fact that they were the only ones tracking progression races for a long time, the site would've gone under ages ago. Instead, it was the cockroach that outlasted elitist jerks.
@MadMAxJr Something Awful is way better than MMO-C. Trust me.
@PrivatePansy You can call anyone anything on a *chan. Including yourself.
@MadMAxJr nothing deep and depressing about SA at all.
It's among the better moderated sites on the Internet.
4Chan, at least certain parts of it, are probably on par with or slightly worse than MMO-C.
14:24
@twobugs Huh. Wow.
I stopped using forums and moved up to arguing with people on stack chats! 90s guy pose, thumbs up
@PrivatePansy Yeah, there are times where I see a thread and get legitimately depressed. So much anger and hatred and bigotry. I get that it's the internet and most people are trying to exaggerate their views to get noticed, but damn.
The internet. Never before have I seen such a hive of scum and villainy. Oh but they have cat pictures.
14:28
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
Battletech as in the tabletop?
Data known so far: Jordan Weisman and Harebrained Schemes (the guys behind the newest Shadowrun games) are involved. Something about turn-based strategy.
... Oh god wait what? A Battletech video game that's turn based?
Is someone blowing the dust off Mech Commander and going, "This was a good idea!" ??
Wait no I think I'm good
What the hell adobe don't scare me like that
Unless... Oh I think I know what's going on
Hmm
@Unionhawk New Adobe Flash zero day bug found; affects hundreds of millions of users affected
14:33
@MadMAxJr Looks a bit like it. So far, I've only seen GameInformer reporting on it though.
Hmm. Intriguing.
google what the fuck
you delete my account in the middle of the night for "TOS" violations
and send me an email for how to recover it
This current SGDQ run is ridiculous.
but it has been too long since the deletion and is unrecoverable
14:44
They're playing Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble, but for some reason he's using an entire gamecube as an accelerometer.
i don't even know what TOS was violated ... :(
@StrixVaria ...how
@Unionhawk I missed the description of WTF is going on.
I just glanced over and there's a controller cam that is literally the runner holding a gamecube and spinning it around.
@GodEmperorDune Possibly the "FUCK YOU!" part.
Wha... wha... how?
14:45
@StrixVaria I guess he is using the GBA adapter for the gamecube
@GodEmperorDune Wow. That's really dumb.
@MartinSojka dammit i had that email address for something like 10 years
Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble, known in Japan as Korokoro Kirby (コロコロカービィ, Korokoro Kābī, "Roly-Poly Kirby"), is an action puzzle video game published and developed by Nintendo for the Game Boy Color handheld video game console. It was first released in Japan on August 23, 2000 and in North America on April 11, 2001. Due to the cartridge having a built-in accelerometer, it has a unique shape, as well as a unique transparent pink color. == Plot == The game begins with Kirby napping on a cloud, when he is awakened as a Waddle Dee walks by, carrying a round pinball-like bumper. He then sees King Ded...
The accelerometer is in the cartridge, meant for the GBC
> Roly-Poly Kirby
So he inserted the cartridge into a GC and is shaking the entire system to play the game
14:50
What
He's also using his feet to push buttons on the controller
So that's why controller cam was a donation goal
> Since the sensors are inside the cartridge, the only way to play it on the Game Boy Player is to pick up and tilt the GameCube itself, which is impractical.
Says Wikipedia
Totally practical
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Q: I have two problems on my minecraft pocket edition

squirtleThese problems are for Minecraft PE on Kindle Fire HD My first problem is that I can barely read signs. To read a sign I have to stand in a certain place and look in a certain direction and it can take ages for me to find out where that is. I have turned fancy graphics off and it still didn't wo...

14:58
They told me I could do anything. So I played Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble on a Gamecube.
I have a new videocard! Yay!
You know how you sometimes (often) get those messages saying "You weren't at home so you can pick up the package at $address$", while you were at home all day?
Well this time I got the message mailed to me
Did they like, put it in a neighbor's mailbox to be sent later?
@KevinvanderVelden Nice. What card?
@Unionhawk No, I got it in an envelope from the delivery service itself, with the address hand written on it
@KevinvanderVelden Hah. They probably couldn't find or address (or, more likely, didn't even try)
@PrivatePansy geforce 970 from MSI
Back when I was in the dorms, I had a package wait in our processing system for several days. When I finally got it, someone had drawn ridiculous stuff all over it.
@twobugs naah that's not the issue, I live nearly across from the place where I get to pick it up so they know where it is
@KevinvanderVelden Weird. Courriers are weird about dropping things off here. I had them refuse to drop off a package at my doorstep. So I requested they drop it off at the apartment office... only to have them drop it off at my doorstep the next day.
Don't judge couriers man, they might have gotten shot in the head and buried half-dead earlier that day
sage nod
15:10
You're right.
@Unionhawk I don't think most of us live in post-apocalyptic United States
Well, in this case I can understand it I suppose. it was saturday with the really bad storm
@PrivatePansy Some of us do
However, why they didn't try again the next workday and instead just went "Fuck this" and send it via post for another 2 extra days delay
@Unionhawk did the apocalypse happen already? I must have missed it
I know. That's why I qualified it. I don't want to discriminate against those who had bombs dropped on them
15:11
@KevinvanderVelden In some parts of the United States yes
Wow, this is a weird Workplace.SE question. Guy gets promoted into 3D graphics processing at a game dev company. Only problem is he is fresh out of school and doesn't know the first thing about graphics programming. So the answers are just "learn it, duh!"
I... don't think it's that simple.
Well, you must have graduated from school with some useful qualifications
Also, how crappy can that company's HR get?
Maybe he works for EA.
@PrivatePansy It's a game company. I don't want to know how bad it can get.
Yeah, there's a reason I can never be a game developer
15:17
The rest of his question is kind of sad. He talks about it being his dream job. Those are the kinds of people the industry chews up and spits out once they've been worked to the bone.
Hey, you works 12 hour days 6 days a week for the last two years to finish our game? Thanks! You're fired!
@PrivatePansy for game graphics programming? Ha no
Source: Went to school, is hobby gamedev
FWIW my answer would probably be "Communicate with your supervisor. Say you don't know it or have any familiarity with it, but are willing to learn it if needed. Voice concerns that it might slow down project progression"
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Q: How do I completely close Minecraft pocket edition?

Becca WardI don't know how to COMPLETELY close Minecraft pocket edition because i saw a question I was looking for and the answer was to close the app he said "don't just hit the home button,really close it." Does that mean delete it and get it again?!?!

Anyway, I am going to turn my pc off (noooooooooooooooooh) to install the new graphics card (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
@KevinvanderVelden Have fun! Don't break anything ;)
15:22
Heh
Be back in a bit :)
15:38
I am le back!
@KevinvanderVelden PRAIS BE!
It seems to work! It's all glowy and stuff
Now for drivertime
Hmm, it feels odd that it's so quiet (this one just disables the fans if it's doing basic stuff)
Restart time!
Sweet, it recognised my multimonitor setup
Yeah, I know. My graphics card is a 960. It's huge, but it barely makes any sound even on full load
and now I broke safe mode.
/me the best
> Lockpicking has increased to 100.
15:59
I'm gonna do a new build later this year I think. Or at least, I've been telling myself that for a while.
16:20
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Q: Gta V final mission not showing

MatIn the final mission when franklin has to choose who to kill i accidently cancelled the call and now the marker for the mission osnt showing and i cant get the choice option again. Anyone know what to do? Ty.

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Q: League of Legends - I don't see the advantages of grouping/teamfighting

user3457326Coming from Dota 2 and all can see is that teamfighting is ridiculously risky. If you win the fight it's great but if you lose it's pretty much over because there's no-one left to defend and because the buildings in League die so much quicker than in Dota when your team is all dead you'll lose so...

16:40
I just realised something.
Guys, you know that question about this game called Mine Blocks asking how to craft a sword there?
There's no [mine-blocks] tag in use.
And yet that question used such a tag.
How would it be possible for a new user with only 1 rep to create that tag on the spot?
Something's going on there. I don't like it one bit.
@KevinvanderVelden ONE SECOND!
Oh. Right.
16:43
Didn't realise that.
Still convinced it's spam, though.
How is it spam? It's a valid question about a real game
I agree.
It may have a link, but it is still a real question
Well, there was at one point after the question an answer on a different question about Minecraft promoting the same game.
The fact that someone else spammed about this game somewhere else has no bearing on this specific question
It's no "world of warcraft gold 33% off" or anything like that
16:45
I suppose.
There was no mine-blocks tag, they instead used the minecraft tag, the website the game is hosted on is "2dMINECRAFT.com" ... I think a link to the game is the only sane option to help prevent confusion.
I guess so.
There are several questions, some asked by regulars in this chat, that link to the game they're talking about because it's a web game and not easy to find independently
Alright, point taken.
It's not necessarily spam.
It's not spam
16:50
SGDQ is live! (Stream | Schedule | Donate)
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Because someone unpinned it and I can't re-pin it from the chat history due to (I presume) a bug.
I'm going to blame @Unionhawk
I blame @Wipqozn
This pinned message can come down as soon as SGDQ is over.
@StrixVaria I was wondering why it was gone
I didn't do it, I have no idea
I turn blame to @Sterno
Do pins...expire?
17:02
Unsure
In the chat transcript it still gives me the prompt as if it's pinned.
And gives me the option to unpin, even though it isn't pinned.
Wat
Well unpinning it in the transcript repinned it
wat intensifies
I did try that, but it didn't do anything for me.
Weird
@StrixVaria yes
> (Room owners can also pin messages, which permanently affixes them to the top of the room sidebar for up to 14 days.)
17:05
Oh, well it certainly hasn't been 14 days.
interesting misuse of the word permanently
It... hasn't been 14 days
It's been maybe a week.
Probably less.
It's been 5
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A: "Units Store" section of in-app purchases area of "Marvel Contest of Champions" completely blank when visited

Alfie neillThey do it to stop hackers. It's a basic firewall. You can delete it by connecting your phone to a PC. Also, you can edit your units and gold etc. by cut and pasting files. This worked for me on Android. This should work on iOS.

Is it me, or does the answer not match the question?
Y has it only got 6 stars now, it had 10 last night.. o_O
17:07
Hah, this week's Tavern Brawl is bugged and it accidentally loaded the first Tavern Brawl. Fine by me, the first one is super fun.
/me sees now
@twobugs Apparently, you can play both and get two free card packs.
@Yuuki Aw yeah
I'd probably like this Tavern Brawl less if either of the times I played it I was assigned Rag instead of Nef, but oh well
17:10
granov o-O
@StrixVaria when did you pin the original message about SGDQ being upcoming?
Didn't you just edit that message?
@murgatroid99 5 days ago, and yes, I just kept re-editing the same message.
The message was posted 5 days ago
@Yuuki That's cool
$40,000 has already been donated to save/kill the animals.
17:15
It's a huge donation war
Every time
GDQ is awesome
Last time they each got like $100k.
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Q: Fallout shelter wasteland exploration

Hoi Chun CheungI sent 2 dwellers to the wasteland. After a few hours, I found out that both of their original weapon(shotgun) was automatically upgraded into another high power weapon(minigun & plasma pistol) , why would this happen?

> In order enter without making a donation, send a postcard (no larger than 5” x 7”) in an envelope with proper postage affixed to GAMES DONE QUICK LLC, PO BOX 1067 Falls Church, VA 22041, and legibly hand-print your first and last name, home address, date of birth, telephone number, and e-mail address, with the following statement, noting in which Prize Round your entry should be counted: “Please enter me in the Speed Demos Sweepstakes – Prize Round _____.”
Huh, I guess giving away prizes only to people who donate is against some kind of law.
So they have this weird backwards alternate way to enter.
@StrixVaria Yeah, there's a law that says all sweepstakes have to have a free way to enter
Not sure why
17:19
@Unionhawk You're right. It was me. I figured 5 days was sufficient. APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG
IT'S STILL LIVE
@Sterno Why wouldn't you just leave it up until it ends?
Yeah, but everyone who cares has known that for 5 days
@StrixVaria it makes it a lottery in various countries/states/other
@Sterno I care, but the pinned message is where I have a link to the stream
17:22
If you give away prizes, for a price, it's a lottery and you need a licence.
@djsmiley2k That makes sense, I guess. They need a legal way to divide the two.
Well, it's not like I'm going to unpin it again
user15026
Yeah, basically having a free option (even if you don't advertise it and no one uses it) prevents you from having to register for licenses and the like.
Yup and that is 'can you enter for free' vs 'you must buy a ticket/chance'
At least in the UK that's how it works.
(I know from working at a company who used to do those competions in papers etc)
@Sterno The links to the stream/schedule are still useful throughout.
17:25
AYE AYE
I did not realize people were using the pinned stuff as browser bookmarks. I will not remove it again.
unless you're like me on a laptop, it's not like there isn't enough space...
I'd rather it showed more stars, and hidden the room description.
@Sterno I don't use bookmarks for transient stuff
and keeping a tab open uses memory!
and you could hide everyones icons too
MOAR ROOM FOR STARS
Stars for the star god!
17:27
i'd like a star plz
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Q: More Stars - Userscript that frees up room so you can see more starred messages

SternoSince I've never written a GreaseMonkey script before, I borrowed heavily from this script and basically played around with it until I got what I wanted. So credit to them for helping me get there. More Stars I don't like having my chat window fill the full monitor, but I found that with my pre...

Fredley's chat thing probably does something like that too, but you put yourself at risk of getting RB videos every time you click a link if you install his
So, basically what I'm saying is, you should definitely use his instead.
@StrixVaria I did hear @Unionhawk tlaking about how much he hated helping sick children.
17:30
@Wipqozn We've solved the mystery. It's @Sterno who hates happiness.
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@StrixVaria Yeah, I saw that after I made my joke.
user15026
Wooo, chatting with a MS support rep
user15026
lets see if I can make them understand what Iw ant
Ecco is up now
user15026
(so far, we arent really understanding each other)
17:32
0
Q: Chunky world directory problem

sabsubI am using chunky and i am sure i put the right world directory, but it says Please select a valid directory. Can someone tell me how to get minecraft saves not using %appdata% straight from the file explorer.

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Q: GTA V - Skip prologue

eldblztoday i formatted my PC for the new Windows 10, before doing that i saved the whole steam folder. I've re-installed everything, copied back games on steam and all working fine.. but now i launched GTA V to play online and asks me to do the prologue... I'm a bit confused since GTA V saves was (AF...

I don't hate happiness. I hate joy. Totally different.
user15026
throws rocks at Microsoft support
sup?
@AshleyNunn do you know what you want?
user15026
@djsmiley2k I do
the url for the win10 image?
I can provide that... ;)
17:40
0
Q: Downloaded Xbox 360 marketplace and it's not working

Tyler Eithan LewisDownloaded Need For Speed Carbon from Xbox market place and I paid for it and it's downloaded and saved. The game starts up but during game play it stops and says problem with disc and it maybe dirty or damaged. How can the disc be damaged when I downloaded the full game and paid for and download...

user15026
@djsmiley2k nah, I need help with outlook.com (well I need to know if it is my fault or theirs that a setup isn't working
user15026
All I get is "We can't connect to Outlook right now. Please try again later."
user15026
which....is not helpful
user15026
becuase I don't know if they're getting that because of the setup, or the stars aren't aligned, or outlook hates me, or what
user15026
aaand the rep just told me that chat support can only help with the desktop version
user15026
17:44
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@AshleyNunn who can help with non-desktop version then?
@AshleyNunn If you're getting a message like that one the website, I would be their server is down
user15026
@Chippies I don't know!
user15026
@murgatroid99 See, I would think that
@AshleyNunn and they didn't even tell you who to turn to for help?
17:46
@AshleyNunn Well outlook always hates, so that cant be it.. It hates equally when it is working just fine.
that's kinda funny in a sad way
user15026
but she's able to get email from her other outlook connected email, we just can't get her new POP email through us to setup without that error message
user15026
@Chippies Nope. Just was like "check our forum"...said I did that, it wasn't helpful, and that's why I turned to direct support.
user15026
(Because teh forum tends to assume you are hooking up like a gmail or hotmail or whatever email)
user15026
not like a random email thing from your tiny rural ISP
17:48
0
Q: Calculating Hero Cost to buy up to a certain level

dlamblinFrostleaf in my game is upgraded to level 2000, and I want to calculate the cost to buy another 1000 levels. When trying to calculate my hero costs I ran into some problems. The formulas I found seem simple enough and claim to be based on the source of the game. Specifically it says to use somet...

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Q: Minecraft won't let me log in, does anyone have reasons for this?

Fruit 987I have checked my network connection, and everything is fine. All the servers are online too. Does anyone know why this is?

So, I made up a rumor that Windows 10 is trying to kill off OBS and XSplit.
Oh wait, this app can only record video, not stream it to a service.
....
what's the difference?
:/
:D
I mean computationally. there isn't one. :/
@djsmiley2k one uses network
and one uses local storage
And you use different codecs and whatnot for bulk video storage vs real-time streaming
Anyway, you can apparently record stuff from any app in Windows 10 by hitting Win+G
@murgatroid99 ....
17:57
@djsmiley2k what?
The hard part of the whole thing is the recording, they've done that.
Not hard to change the recordings to go into a stream rather than a file...
@djsmiley2k Have you ever done it?
written to a stream instead of a file?
yes....
It's not that simple
Okay, this is just getting stupid. My job at the movie theatre still hasn't sent me my W-2.
17:58
You can't just open a socket and dump raw video into it

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