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Batophobia

20:00

@OrigamiRobot On the internet, everything is rage-worthy

Unionhawk

@Batophobia This is demonstrably untrue

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot I dunno about rage-worthy but it is a bit odd, I guess.

Batophobia

@Unionhawk I disagree

Unionhawk

> Unionhawk is now playing Elite: Dangerous

Tim Stone

That's rage-worthy!

Unionhawk

20:05

Yep! :D

<3

Tim Stone

I'm trying to work and you're making me want to play Elite

Origami Robot

When is @TimStone coming to AE Fornacis with us?

Unionhawk

He's in Pandamonium or whatever

150 LYA I think

Tim Stone

Yes, still searching for pandas.

Origami Robot

There are 3 good bounty hunting sites!

Unionhawk

20:05

RIGHT

Tim Stone

WHY ARE THERE NO PANDAS? It's right in the name!

Unionhawk

These golden dragon clowns make for some good bounties

Origami Robot

We can all coexist peacefully

@Unionhawk I made 150k in the little bit I played with you.

Tim Stone

Maybe I'll hop my way over there.

MAYBE.

Unionhawk

That's why I'm at the nav beacon by the way now. If I shoot a dude, I want to be thousands of light seconds away.

Origami Robot

20:07

@TimStone Don't make me come get you!

Yuuki

I think I'm going to buy an Asp before I move over to Fornacis.

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot :O!

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Huh?

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot If I shoot the feds, I don't want to immediately die to you

Origami Robot

The farther you have to travel to the station, the longer I have to interdict you

Tim Stone

20:08

> "It's no longer Dairy Milk. It's similar, but not exactly Dairy Milk."

I don't like them anyway but I don't know what that means.

"It's almost diary and kinda milk but actually neither."

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot I'll just jump to LTT whatever

Long before you can get a scan on me and see that I'm wanted

Origami Robot

You know there are 2 resource sites, right?

One that Deb Colony orbits and one that Avagadro Hub orbits

Rapitor

@TimStone does this mean it's non-dairy?

Iszi

Hey, all. Looking for recommendations on a cross-platform wireless headset. Currently using Pulse Elite, but I need a replacement that's comparable in build & sound quality and compatible with XB1, PS3, PS4, PC. Suggestions?

Origami Robot

> the chocolate tastes cheap, like chocolate liquors.

what does that even mean?

Tim Stone

20:15

Like chocolate-coin chocolate, I guess.

Rapitor

@Iszi anything turtle beach.. probably

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot How do I go about finding a specific dude? USS?

Tim Stone

@Rapitor I don't even know

Iszi

@Rapitor Might be missing something, but I'm having a hard time finding/filtering "cross-platform" on their site.

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk If it's an assassination mission, yes

Origami Robot

20:16

@Unionhawk The 100k+ missions?

Unionhawk

Ya

Sterno

I am making the opposite of progress in ToME

Tim Stone

Usually you go to one system and jump in and a guy will be all "OMG did you hear that dude is in <x>?!"

Origami Robot

Yea, USS in the systems it lists. One will event- what @TimStone said

Rapitor

@Iszi i think because they are automatically universal, you just need to get specific adapters. idk about playstations, but Xb1 you definitely need an adapter.

Origami Robot

20:18

So @CadburyUK confirms (via @hwallop) that it no longer makes chocolate coins cos too fiddly. Sod it, we might as well cancel Christmas.

Tweeted by jayrayner1 on October 27, 2014 at 6:19 PM

Rapitor

UK apparently likes chocolate coins

TMYK

fredley

@Rapitor Chocolate coins are a staple of childrens' stockings

Along with an uneaten orange

Tim Stone

An eaten orange would be far more interesting

Rapitor

i should hope it would be uneaten...?

but i always hated getting chocolate coins, they were too much effort to open for not much chocolate

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot It's a crazy world in which we live

Iszi

20:23

@Rapitor Interesting. I was hoping to get something I could kind-of plug in and forget like I mostly do with the Pulse Elite. A thing I really like about the Pulse Elite is that it can be hooked up to both the console and the TV's output line at the same time, and there's an AUX port on the headset that lets you plug directly into an alternate source of choice (e.g.: PC, mobile device, etc.) on-demand.

Rapitor

@Iszi i suppose if its a wireless headset you could plug into TV or soundsystem, but microphone probably wouldnt work

Batophobia

TIL the Dreamcast was powered by a potato chip

djsmiley2k

hehe

i lerarnt that yesterday

and i learnt how to spelt lerarnt too

4

Batophobia

More proof that it was ahead of it's time

Iszi

Essentially, I want full time availability of:

- TV Audio
- Voice chat (primary console)

I also want the ability to swap voice chat to another console as needed, or plug the headphones directly into any 3.5mm audio connection. (plug-in doesn't need to support voice, but would be cool)

And wireless as a primary mode of function is a must.

Rapitor

20:29

well you'd need to switch plugs to the various controllers you'd be using. if the headphone is plugged into xb1 don't expect it to work on ps4

Iszi

@Rapitor Yeah, I get that.

The Pulse Elite pretty much covers all of the above, except the ability to support voice chat on anything but the PS3.

Oh, and charge-as-you-play is a must as well. (Doable with Pulse Elite via mini-USB.)

Origami Robot

My Asp will end up costing at least 45m after upgrades

cc @Yuuki @Rapitor @TimStone @Unionhawk

Tim Stone

:o

Unionhawk

Oh my dayum

Rapitor

das a lot

Origami Robot

20:40

eliteshipyard.nfshost.com/#/…

Rapitor

oh neat.

Origami Robot

Just found this site

Rapitor

adder is listed as explorer? ok.

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot Why are you getting an Asp?

Origami Robot

@Yuuki More hardpoints

More internal compartments

Yuuki

20:45

I imagine it's not nearly as maneuverable as a specialized combat ship though.

Origami Robot

Viper and Asp have the same agility rating

Rapitor

guess i better get to work

Origami Robot

@Rapitor Your shield is in the wrong slot

Rapitor

@OrigamiRobot where should it be then? 7?

Origami Robot

@Rapitor You may be able to get away with 6

Look at optimal mass

Rapitor

20:48

remember i'm not really a combat oriented player.

Origami Robot

If you have full cargo in that setup, you wont even have any shields

Rapitor

why? weight damages shields?

Origami Robot

Shields have a maximum mass

Tim Stone

If you go beyond Optimal Mass for your shield its effectiveness is reduced, and over Maximum it doesn't work at all

Rapitor

i barely know what im doing lol, i just threw stuff in randomly and maxed it out

hopefully by the time i can afford the base ship i'll have things figured out

also, the fed dropship isn't on here...

Origami Robot

20:52

Dis my Viper

Rapitor

@OrigamiRobot why do you have gimballed lasers...?

Tim Stone

Gimballed lasers best lasers

I didn't believe him, but it's true

Origami Robot

So I can hit people without looking directly at them

Unionhawk

...So I know where he is... now... what?

Look for USS in the target system?

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Go there and more USSs

Tim Stone

20:56

USSes were pissing me off yesterday. Usually find pirates no problem but kept having a hard time getting them to spawn

Origami Robot

@Rapitor Even if they are half the damage of their fixed counterparts (which is a gross overstatement) you have easily double the field of fire

Rapitor

and if they chaff?

Origami Robot

Then i just wait for it to go away.

Or I get closer

I ain't afraid of no chaff

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Yuuki

Fixed weapons recharge faster too, but that's only a plus if you're pretty much constantly on their tail.

Which, when I'm using my piggyback battle tactic, is always.

Origami Robot

I can fire my lasers indefinitely with 4 pips in wep

Sterno

21:03

There I am, wrecking some weak dungeon, when suddenly a level 28 dragon shows up and breathes acid all over me that does 100 damage a round

Rapitor

just noob questions cuz i know nothing about weaponry :D

Lazers

-1

Q: Forge messed up my minecraft PLZ HELP!

So when I am on minecraft with my version as forge 1.7.10 It does not work. It opens up with...... You know when you open minecraft the background with the trees and the river? Well that comes up in the corner and the rest is in black. Its not a texture pack but I think its forge because when I t...

Sterno

I HATE YOU TOME

Rapitor

i considered throwing turreted on all my hardpoints so i could just let that to all the work

Sterno

I don't know how @StrixVaria keeps avoiding these things

Yuuki

21:04

I might try out gimballed beam with a fixed pulse/burst and see how that works.

Origami Robot

@Rapitor Fixed vs Gimballed is 90% preference

StrixVaria

@Sterno Finished the Maze.

Still no trouble really.

Origami Robot

@Yuuki Gimballed beam felt all over the place. That's why I went back to burst.

StrixVaria

I found a sweet helmet that gives +5 str and +5 con and +11 to all the saving throws (or whatever they're called in this game).

Yuuki

I just find gimbal's aim assist largely unnecessary for pulse/burst.

Matt Giltaji

21:05

@StrixVaria wat game?

Sterno

I have not found a good weapon in many characters. That's causing some problems

StrixVaria

I'm also judging defensive items only on armor and not on defense.

@MattGiltaji ToME

Sterno

However, a good weapon would not have solved the problem of a level 28 dragon breathing 100 damage/round poison on my level 8 guy

StrixVaria

@Sterno Don't you have the rod of run away?

Sterno

@StrixVaria That takes 40 rounds to kick in

StrixVaria

21:05

It's a plot item so I assume you get it in the first dungeon on every character.

@Sterno Wait it's the rod of run away 40 rounds from now? That sounds less useful.

Sterno

My Berserker's only real mobility skill is to run TOWARDS the enemy

StrixVaria

I have that skill!

I try not to use it to run into an unexplored space, so I don't really use it much at all.

Since explored spaces are generally clear of enemies.

Sterno

Maybe I'll just have to finally get a teleportation inscription but meh

Half the time I die my skills are locked down anyway

StrixVaria

The first step I took with this guy revealed like 5 forest trolls and I hadn't explored enough to find a choke point yet, but I won anyway. Set the pace for this whole run so far.

The one thing that sucks about Bulwark is when I fiend shields that are a huge boost to defense but have worse damage than my current shield.

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot WILL OUTPOSTS REFILL O2?

Origami Robot

21:09

@Yuuki When you're looking right at the target, sure. I like the freedom of movement.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

badp

fff

Origami Robot

CC @TimStone

@Unionhawk No idea

Unionhawk

I NEED TO KNOW NOW

FUCK

Sterno

The worst thing about Berserker is that every 2h weapon I find sucks

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk This is better than I expected!

StrixVaria

21:11

@Sterno I feel like 80% of the weapons I find are 2h.

Rapitor

also, are NPCs just terrible at interdicting? after I learned that you can actually escape them i've never failed.

Origami Robot

I dunno, I never try to escape interdiction.

"Oh cool, someone for me to blow up!"

Unionhawk

Holy shit

Fuck that

Origami Robot

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Matt Giltaji

so much win

Unionhawk

21:14

1% hull, canopy breached

Frank

You guys are mean.

Unionhawk

I literally barely made it out of that alive

That was the most stressed out I have ever been in a video game

Matt Giltaji

@Unionhawk which meaning of literally?

Unionhawk

That was awesome

Origami Robot

Escaping by the skin of your teeth is soooooooooooo rewarding.

Unionhawk

21:16

@MattGiltaji As in 1 more shot and I was dead, 2 minutes longer getting to the outpost and I was dead

Origami Robot

Did he lead off with Plasma Accelerators?

Rapitor

i think if you just land and repair thats it

Unionhawk

I have no fucking clue

Origami Robot

They are big purple blobs

Unionhawk

I saw "elite" and was like "I'm probably boned" - then I noticed anaconda after I shot and said "I'm definitely boned"

Origami Robot

21:17

I need to know how long it was before you knew that you had made a huge mistake

Unionhawk

Immediately after my shields went down - about 5 seconds after shooting

Probably less

Origami Robot

Now you can go buy some shield cells

Unionhawk

When I noticed it was an anaconda (I didn't notice right away)

I've taken down exactly 1 anaconda, who had no shields, and I also had two federal ships on him

Origami Robot

I am not ashamed to admit to hiding behind asteroids while waiting for my shields to come back fighting anacondas.

Unionhawk

Yuuki

21:19

You're making me not want to fight Anacondas again.

Unionhawk

So, for future reference, entering the hangar of an outpost WILL replenish emergency oxygen.

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Did you see how the HUD only shows where you have glass left? That's cool

Unionhawk

They might not offer repairs, but they'll refill your O2

(this outpost did offer repairs)

Frank

@Unionhawk That's gonna be a pricey repair.

Unionhawk

4k versus like 12k for the ship insurance.

OK so fuck all missions ever

That is why these guys have such big bounties

Powerlord

21:22

@Unionhawk My anaconda don't want none is shot

djsmiley2k

yey i unlocked the ???

Unionhawk

Holy shit dude

This is why battlecruisers are so much better than carriers. I can handle small ships. But when a huge ship takes my shields down that quick... then you're just dead

Origami Robot

Once you upgrade, you'll be able to escape situations like that easier.

Unionhawk

Upgrade what?

Everything ever?

Origami Robot

Thrusters, power dist, etc

Unionhawk

21:25

Life support to make canopy breaches less of a "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED" situation?

Origami Robot

nah, waste of power

Unionhawk

True

Origami Robot

5m is plenty

Unionhawk

And if outposts do it, then it's not bad

I made it there in 3

Frank

@OrigamiRobot I dunno; might have been useful if an outpost hadn't been that close.

Unionhawk

21:26

I could probably do better with less panic

Rapitor

@Unionhawk i feel like going that fast when you have no windshield should be a bigger issue.

Unionhawk

@Rapitor You would think so, but meh

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot high-fives

Origami Robot

@Rapitor No air in space

Matt Giltaji

@OrigamiRobot but there are little rocks and space dust to shred you

Lazers

21:27

0

Q: What is the best angle for an enderpearl if I am aiming for distance?

I have only 1 ender pearl, and want to get as far as possible. What angle should I throw at?

minecraft

Origami Robot

@Frank I had 20 seconds left the first time my canopy went out.

Frank

@OrigamiRobot And therein lies the need for more life support.

Unionhawk

Yes! I did better than @OrigamiRobot at handling a breach!

\o/

Origami Robot

@Frank Nah

Unionhawk

You get better at it

Origami Robot

21:29

I was really far from a station.

Unionhawk

25m life support is really excessive

Origami Robot

The solution is to not be far from stations to begin with.

Which I already do.

Unionhawk

You... make a good point

Sterno

I wonder if watching @StrixVaria's stream breaks his game

Origami Robot

The best argument for upgrading life support is being able to finish the fight before you have to run.

Frank

21:30

@Sterno Is he not moving or something?

Unionhawk

Well, that dude can fuck off and pirate all the things. I'm staying the fuck away.

They aren't paying me enough for that

I'm going to take the easier approach to winning the hearts and minds of the empire and federation

That being blowing up smaller ships

Lazers

-1

Q: when will gta 5 come out on pc and why is it getting delayed?

i am waiting forever for gta 5 to come out on pc. first, rockstar sent me an email anouncing the official release for gta 5 on the xbox one, ps4, and pc is coming out in november. then gta 5 for the xbox one and ps4 did come out, but not for the pc. then rockstar told me gta 5 pc is getting delay...

grand-theft-auto-5

Trent Hawkins

Testing....

Good, I have Internet, and the wiring in this house is only 10% crazier. cc @Frank

Origami Robot

uh oh

StrixVaria

Well, @Sterno was able to watch.

The sand cave thing suffocated me to death as it started collapsing onto my character.

What a way to end :|

Sterno

21:37

@StrixVaria What are you video options for the game set to?

WHAT?

You mean if I'd watched 2 more minutes I could have seen you die?

This is the worst.

StrixVaria

@Sterno I didn't change them.

It's on full screen and default everything.

I didn't even die to an enemy.

I got surrounded, easily handled it, and then the walls shifted and I suffocated.

I'm going to look up what the deal is with that area before going back.

> The Lair consists of small, round, disconnected open rooms. These rooms are the only "stable" parts of the level. Peaceful, invulnerable sandworm tunnelers constantly roam the level, moving from room to room, and leaving trails of unstable temporary tunnels behind them. If the player or any entity other than the tunnelers are caught in a tunnel when it loses stability and caves in, they will take a substantial amount of physical damage and begin to suffocate if they need to breath.

So don't leave rooms unless following a sandworm.

Got it.

Sterno

+4 light radius, or +2 light radius with enemies taking 10 fire damage when they hit me. Hrm

StrixVaria

Latter easy.

Origami Robot

UGH, I HATE YOU GUYS

I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME BUT UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Unionhawk

In which @Uni makes a terrible mistake

30 mins ago, 22 minutes total – 89 messages, 13 users, 4 stars

Bookmarked just now by Unionhawk

badp

21:51

@Unionhawk cannot find punchline, please send help

Arperum

@TrentHawkins You moved?

Frank

@TrentHawkins How's the speed?

Unionhawk

@badp My general near demise is the joke.

Sterno

I just found a 8 str / 5 dex hat. I must be about to die.

Lazers

0

Q: Can I save Astrid in the Darkbrotherhood Questline in Skyrim?

Is it possible? It makes me really sad to see Astrid die and only Nazeim and Babette live.

skyrim

LessPop_MoreFizz

22:09

5

StrixVaria

Woo died again. Opened a door to a room of 4 mages and they all zapped me at once.

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria Are you going to be playing for a while?

Tim Stone

So, uh...Tor.SE (NSFW)

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I'm already not playing.

djsmiley2k

o_o

Origami Robot

22:14

Better question: Will you be playing later?

Lazers

0

Q: Half-Life Deathmatch order

Does the Half-Life: Deathmatch and Half-Life 2: Deathmatch go in any order or are they just literally a deathmatch with no meaningful story? I want to know before I begin playing the series

half-life-2 half-life half-life-deathmatch

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Probably.

Hopefully @Sterno figures out how we can watch him die without crashing his game.

Matt Giltaji

@TimStone so much wat

Tim Stone

Yeah, I just...

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria Unless he does, you're my only hope.

Powerlord

22:19

Watching people die? Is someone playing Shadowgate?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@TimStone Tor.SE looks like it's full of the internets most upstanding citizens.

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Q: TripAdvisor knows who I am

It seems I was banned from TripAdvisor, which is no big deal. They easily blocked me from just using a new username, probably thanks to cookies. I thought this would be a good test for TorBrowser to see how anonymous it can make me. All goes well for a few days but eventually they seem to catch ...

anonymity security

Tim Stone

PLAINLY STATED FACTS

Matt Giltaji

@TimStone this is why we can't have nice things

OP is causing all the tor nodes to get banned from all sites

Yuuki

22:33

If I pick up rebel transmissions in Anarchy systems and sell them, is that illegal?

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot Working on upgrading modules now. Man that's a lot.

Origami Robot

Yea, it's about 3m for everything

My setup at least

Unionhawk

Well, I got things as close to best as I could

> Contacts: Anaconda

Not even going to scan you

Clean anyway

Yuuki

And two players just ganged up on me and I died.

Lost a 20k bounty while I was at it.

Congratulations, assholes, you got absolutely nothing for that.

djsmiley2k

They got to annoy you.

Yuuki

22:47

Gonna go hunt in systems with police since I don't have enough to pay another rebuy.

badp

You know what's terrible?

Mornings.

Also fall.

Luckily we're done for fall mornings in a while.

Hooray!

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot There was another player at the place. I accidentally shot him.

I was hoping he'd shoot me first or security

Trent Hawkins

@Arperum No, I just changed some of the network wiring around so that I'm directly connected to the modem, and not behind our media server in the hopes that when the media server downloads at full tilt, it doesn't impact my connection as much.

fredley

23:02

Well this is totally unacceptable

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot I'm hoping I can bait him into attacking me when I come back

SaintWacko

Wups

Just got blown to bits

I knew I should have healed

RedRiderX

@fredley le gasp

badp

@fredley riot.

fredley

@RedRiderX well quite

boycott Kraft

badp

23:09

Meanwhile in idiocy

Remember: terrorists don't win when they kill 20 people, terrorists win when they cause change to the remaining billions of people.

murgatroid99

> The Cupertino company recently introduced encryption into their iOS devices that is impossible for them to undo, even if law enforcement has a warrant. They came under some criticism for the move, with one senior American police officer saying this lack of access will make the iPhone the "phone of choice for the paedophile."

(from another article about the same thing)

badp

@murgatroid99 They also said that one child will die because of it

murgatroid99

All of this has happened before...

Yuuki

> Comey said he was concerned about "companies marketing something expressly to allow people to place themselves beyond the law."

murgatroid99

@badp but if they already know, why don't they just stop it

Yuuki

23:17

There are some things that should be above the law.

badp

@murgatroid99 Ah, but see, at least one will slip up!

Eventually!

#selffulfillingprophecies

Frank

@badp It's already all FUD. The classic go-to excuse is, "Think of the children!"

Batophobia

@badp translation: "Please do not re-elect me"

murgatroid99

@Frank Time for one of my favorite reddit comments

> The correct answer is this:
"I am a former child who eventually grew up. 'Child me' wants you to shut the hell up. Think about me, imagine me back when I was once a child, and shut the hell up."

badp

@murgatroid99 Oh man I wish I was in time to answer this question (in a relevant manner).

murgatroid99

23:21

@badp Whatever the question was, it was AskReddit, so it will surely be posted again

badp

Italian has multiple word modifiers so that you can say "gatto" (cat) vs "gattino" (small cat)

and what makes me livid is when news reporters feel the need to stack multiple modifiers in the same word in order to deliver the appropriate amount of drama

because, you see, when a 3yo child is dropped from a 5th floor or something, just saying "small child" doesn't drive enough emotion in the audience

RedRiderX

@murgatroid99 I understood everything in that post except that sentence.

Yuuki

@RedRiderX You also some words.

RedRiderX

@Yuuki you.

badp

you at least have to go "teensy tiny poor undefended small young young YOUNG so-much-wasted-potential infant" while playing extremely sad music in the background before people are given an opportunity to react with sufficient intensity to the fucking news report.

(or, as in the actual use case, "figlioletto")

murgatroid99

23:24

@RedRiderX It might make a little more sense if you look at the parent comment

Yuuki

@RedRiderX Hey, at least I replied in a short enough time for you to correct your mistake.

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: Is there a way to search tags based off of tag-wiki?

After seeing this question, which I am in no was supporting, I thought the base problem could be solved by the ability to pull a list of questions based on tag-wiki for the game, since all of our game tags should have a tag-wiki that includes the genre of the game, among other things.. Is there ...

support tags tag-wiki

RedRiderX

@Yuuki Well I left the comment ambiguous so you could take from it what you would.

badp

23:38

@Yuuki yogurt or bust

Preferably banana flavoured yogurt

Cream at most belongs on pasta

Cream and strawberries is basically heresy

Yuuki

It's a crazy Wimbledon thing. I eat my strawberries plain.

Because who the f--k needs more sugar on strawberries?

Strawberries?!

Lazers

0

Q: Upgrade edition of GTA V?

So I was wondering since I've already got the standard version of GTA V, if I get the Special Edition of it, will I have to start over for single player and online? Or will my progress stay the same? I really just want the vehicles and weapons that are in the special edition. Any answers are appr...

grand-theft-auto-5 gta-online

fredley

Comment of the year competition essentially already over

Wipqozn

23:57

@GnomeSlice I forgot how much harder Dark Souls 1 is compared to Dark souls 2

In which @Uni makes a terrible mistake

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