The Bridge

Blem

09:02

badp

I can do this all day

@PrivatePansy not really

Private Pansy

@badp Do you actually keep track of your tickets?

badp

Critic score is basically a special weighted sum based on each publication's scoring curve and whatever

@PrivatePansy Not yet.

I just keep track of the next serial number.

Private Pansy

You do use a script to generate those, right?

badp

Chat search makes it almost impossible to search those pictures.

@PrivatePansy Yeah, this script is known as Powerpoint

you might've heard of it.

I give it some shapes and it gives me pixels back!

Private Pansy

09:05

Awww ewwwww

badp

If I find myself wanting to make 1,000,000 cards per second, I'll script it. I might have more pressing problems then, though.

@PrivatePansy I'm sorry for your headcanon.

Private Pansy

You're too boring

badp

Very

Private Pansy

How can I write fanfic of you if you're so boring?

badp

A question for posterity.

How about a blatant disregard for facts?

Like, very blatant

Outrageous even.

Something so far removed from me, no one could possibly think it's me.

In fact, I'd write about @Wipqozn instead.

Much better material.

You could get a nice SJW angle on his issues.

Private Pansy

09:09

@badp Meh. You're a ninja. He's a turtle. Do the math.

I mean, you're an incredibly boring PowerPoint-using Mod-abusing Ninja, but still better than a turtle. Any turtle.

Well, maybe except for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but they're technically speaking Ninjas

badp

Here's what the maths come up to

Private Pansy

Awwww ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

badp

This seems like fascinating source material

Private Pansy

Great. Now you have alot of ninja turtles.

badp

WIPQOZN OWNER NINJA TURTLEEEEEEEEEEEES

@PrivatePansy No, sir. I have a lot of alot of ninja turtles.

Private Pansy

09:12

@badp I'm not sure how many syllables is WIPQOZN

badp

WIP-QOZN?

(teen-age?)

It's a vowel sound per syllable, right?

Private Pansy

I think that might work

Great. Now my computer died.

How am I going to write my horse words now?

I blame this on you @badp

I mean, I'm sure all of you wanted to read horse words about teenage mutant ninja alots

badp

@PrivatePansy Pen and paper

THIS IS CLEARLY A SIGN FROM THE HORSE GODS TO WRITE HORSE WORDS ON HORSE COMPATIBLE MATERIAL

SO THAT THEY MIGHT ALSO ENJOY THEM, AND SMITE YOU TO HORSE HELL.

WHERE ALL THE HORSES ARE SCREAMING AT YOU

5pike

Just usual bridge stuff, I see

Private Pansy

@badp There actually exists a My Little Pony x Dante's Inferno fanfic

Just saying

5pike

09:20

@PrivatePansy When It comes to fanfic and ponies, nothing is surprising.

badp

@PrivatePansy I can only hope it's Dante's Inferno the videogame.

because that's basically a completely different thing from Dante's Inferno.

Private Pansy

I think it's the latter. Also, my mistake there.

badp

> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PATH OF MY LIFE I FOUND MYSELF WRITING HORSE WORDS. WHAT THE FUCK

the end

here this one's a freebie.

Private Pansy

The narrator hasn't committed suicide yet

Reject.

badp

But the horse words have.

It's meta!

It's always meta.

Meta is joy. Meta is life. Meta is murder.

Private Pansy

09:26

Words cannot commit suicide, you silly ninja. Only bad writers make their readers do that

badp

META IS GOD.

I MUST FIND THE WORLD'S META, AND THERE I WILL FIND GOD, WITH HIS SHINY STATUS-DECLINED STAMP.

THE WORLD'S META: A HEAVEN OF FREEHANDED RED CIRCLES, ROAMING FREE

IN THE STARCH WHITENESS OF THE BACKGROUND COLOR

WORDS UPON WORDS DETAILING, DISCUSSING, DISSECTING THE UNIVERSE IN THE MINUTEST DETAILS

BUG REPORTS UPON BUG REPORTS UPON SUPPORT AND FEATURE REQUESTS

AND ONE GIANT S OF BLUDGEONING.

A REAL PLACE THAT EXISTS, WHERE YOU CAN ASPIRE TO PERFECT YOUR REPUTATION SCORE

AND YOUR ATTUNEMENT WITH THE VERY FABRIC OF EXISTENCE

AND FROM THERE IDENTIFY MORE FEATURE REQUESTS AND BUGS

IN A VIRTUOUS CIRCLE OF EPIPHANY, DISCOVERY AND ENRICHMENT OF THE ACCOUNT'S SOCIAL CAPITAL

Private Pansy

(and badp was never heard from ever again)

badp

AND FROM THERE CHANGE THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE TO REACH THE ULTIMATE MISSION STATEMENT

THE PERFECT MOD ABUSE

THE UNATTAINABLE, UNDETECTABLE, UNDENIABLE MOD ABUSE

THE TRIFECTA OF PERFECT, MOD AND ABUSE

Private Pansy

Alternatively, badp disappears into the celestial void, gains horns and wings, and come back to us as Badp, Princess of Moderation

badp

I'm already King of Dictionary.

Private Pansy

09:33

One or the other

badp

King of Dictionary.

5pike

@badp Don't you want to be a princess?

Private Pansy

Princess Badp cometh, behold, behold

badp

@5pike And be wed to the Yarl of Multiplication for mere power games in the fields of SCIENCE?

Meh.

5pike

@badp You get a beautiful dress.

badp

09:36

@5pike but no mod abuse scepter.

Private Pansy

@5pike Free of charge. And a title. And a castle.

badp

EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S ALL ABOUT WAVING YOUR SCEPTER AROUND.

Private Pansy

BRB Photoshopping badp's face onto the Twiscepter

Ah, the computer won't work.

Can Her Royal Highness, Princess Badp come mod abuse my computer into working shape?

badp

@PrivatePansy Man I sure hope Her Royal Highness, Princess Badp comes around to save the day. I've never seen her here though. You might have a rough deal there.

Maybe if we just wait.

5pike

09:53

8

FEichinger

Lazers

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Q: What is the deal with all the food in the Storage areas in Prison-Architect

All my Storages are overfull with old food, they dont use it in the Kitchens and they dont dump it automaticly... Do i make something wrong with my Kitchens or the Regime? This much food all over the Storage eras seems a bit wired... The 2 Times brekfast for the normal guys are needet or i...

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Lazers

10:14

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Q: How do i use the Tartarite Enchanter GUI?

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badp

10:56

NUMBERS NUMBERS EVERYWHERE

NUMBERS ARE WORDS TOO.

Lazers

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Q: payday 2 inventory capacity increase mod?

Does anyone know any mod or hack for payday 2 to increase the number of your inventory capacity?? the default number of inventory is for each section, i want to increase it so i can buy one of each weapon in the game i have already tried a couple of modding sites and didn't find any thing, what s...

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badp

11:56

Kevin van der Velden

@badp and this is why you don't wear good clothes when going with ysengrin.

Wipqozn

12:15

@badp It's beautiful.

@5pike I always knew @badp was a princess.

RPi Awesomeness

@badp heh, that was funny :)

@badp You read the one where she meets Mort, right?

That one cracked me up.

Oh! It's Raynardine! I thought it was Reynarone...somewho

The style has changed actually quite a bit, for the better I think...

Lazers

12:45

0

Q: Where can I get the good old Captain Claw game?

Enjoyed a lot playing this game in my childhood. I searched for this on net but so far I didn't arrive in anything which is not fake. Does anyone know where to get an English copy of this game?

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Q: Minecraft Forge for 1.7.10 keeps crashing when i launch

I haven't installed any mods but this is the report ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Time: 9/6/14 8:37 AM Description: Initializing game java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: cpw/mods/fml/common/network/IChatListener at java.lang.Class.forNa...

minecraft

MBraedley

10kers, can we get some delete votes on this

Wipqozn

@GraceNote: Mighty9 beta footage

RedRiderX

13:02

@Wipqozn Do @ pings in links work?

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX We'll find out!

Just in case they don't, @GraceNote. Look up 3 messages.

Private Pansy

They work

3ventic

I'm sure @ pings work in links

RedRiderX

@3ventic Well science has triumphed today.

RPi Awesomeness

Okay. Everyone is suggesting AMD Athlon X4 760K. Ars Technica guide just did. I think that may just be my CPU.

Frank

13:13

@RedRiderX Yes, they do.

@MBraedley Gotta be 20K to vote to delete before two days.

RedRiderX

Team Fortress 2 poster mistaken for US propaganda on Russian state television (Video)

badp

@RedRiderX I doubt it was done on accident.

RedRiderX

@badp Wait what?

Why is that?

badp

I mean

I don't know how many russians know English, but it can't be 100%

so all you're left with is the picture

RPi Awesomeness

Botheration. The good mobo I was looking at is a Micro ATX.

RedRiderX

13:28

Which kind of looks like an American guy

badp

Even then, the poster is only shown for a second or two

Hardly enough to read up to "Join TEAM DEMOMAN"

RedRiderX

The Solider is super 'Murican

badp

especially if you're old enough not to know about TF2.

Good thing is, it's likely that the youth just burst into laughter as they saw that.

I mean. I think. I guess.

We could ask @5pike.

RedRiderX

@badp Yeah I would be laughing very hard if I saw that on local news

But then I'd be kind of sad for the rest of the day

badp

aww I'm done binge reading Gunnerkrigg Court for a long while.

I guess the next binge reading scheduled for me is the end of Homestuck, then.

RPi Awesomeness

13:31

@badp You caught up? I did that yesterday. It's sad

badp

Yeah, I kinda took a break after the first thousand pages.

I'm kinda disappointed by how Mr demon-stuck-in-a-teddy-bear has been out of the scene for so long.

DId I mention I'm terrible at names?

RPi Awesomeness

@badp Reynandrine?

I also suck at names

Reynardine...Reynarone...

someut

RedRiderX

Actually no wait this is even better

RPi Awesomeness

So...Micro ATX is bad. Bother you Ars Technica & Logical Increments!

Tim Stone

@RedRiderX Hahahah

badp

13:40

@Martijn Do you know if there's a way to view a post on 4chan given its post id?

RedRiderX

@badp Eeeeeeeh

badp

@RedRiderX ?

RedRiderX

Yeah I thought you just couldn't do that

hence all the screenshots

badp

I don't think it's gotten 404d yet.

RedRiderX

Ah okay

badp

13:46

Heh

What works is posting it on 4chan

I dunno if I had to post it on the right board, because it seems I guessed right

RedRiderX

@badp Is any board the right board on 4chan? :P

FEichinger

Hey, now, there are plenty ~~reasonable~~ ~~decent~~ ~~nice~~ acceptable boards on 4chan.

badp

Someday, the internet will stop going "LEL OTHER SITES"

It might be the day when the internet stops going at all.

RedRiderX

@badp The same day people stop going "LEL OTHER PEOPLE"

badp

@RedRiderX People are awful.

RedRiderX

13:55

Hard to argue with that

badp

@RedRiderX Even for people.

Lazers

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badp

get 11 kills in a life

autobalance gods despise you

still no items from Steam

why

GnomeSlice

14:13

Rogue's Tale for 1.25

Lazers

14:48

1

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RPi Awesomeness

15:22

mmmmm.....Maple Sugar Frosted Donut. I love have Heidi's Farmstand so close :D

Chippies

15:39

@badp the people in comments pointed it out, the channel owners replied that they will find out from whoever provided the posters and later apologized and said they will fix the issue soon

if you google "propaganda poster" you will find plenty of TF2 posters, so it's not much of a surprise that they made such a mistake

RPi Awesomeness

lol

Chippies

@RPiAwesomeness why is Micro ATX bad?

RPi Awesomeness

@Chippies I've just heard it's hard to work with. I actually found a better mobo, not just better cause it isn't Micro, but better specs otherwise

Chippies

@RPiAwesomeness well, it's certainly not ideal for a full blown PC

it's not necessarily bad though, if you want a small computer :P

Basil

morning

RPi Awesomeness

15:52

no, but I wants a full PC :)

Chippies

I'd go with ATX just for the sake of all the space and things I could fit into that

and size isn't much of an issue for me

6

but if you wanted a small PC, micro atx is best :P

RPi Awesomeness

Exactly. I'm pretty sure that's what the one I'm looking at is

Chippies

@Chippies that's what she said

RPi Awesomeness

Oh good grief

@Chippies This is full ATX...right? newegg.com/Product/…-na--na-_-na&cm_sp=&AID=10440897&PID=5961731&SID=0

Never mind. I figured it out

Chippies

@RPiAwesomeness look at the specifications

it says Form Factor ATX

so, yeah

RPi Awesomeness

15:59

I figured that out like 5 secs after I asked :P

Chippies

:P

Blem

16:10

Origami Robot

@RPiAwesomeness Isn't that CPU super old?

Did the start reusing old names?

RPi Awesomeness

@OrigamiRobot Not really...everyone suggests it!

Origami Robot

Link?

RPi Awesomeness

newegg.com/Product/…-na--na-_-na&cm_sp=&AID=10446076&PID=3938566&SID=

@OrigamiRobot First seen on market: Q2 2013...not super new, but still new

Origami Robot

It's confusing that they're calling at "athlon X4"

I thought they stopped using that name years ago.

RPi Awesomeness

16:19

Athlon 2 X4

MBraedley

►

cc @spugsley

Blem

@MBraedley Damn chess!

badp

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wipqozn

16:39

@badp Are...are you okay? Do you need a hug?

badp

@Wipqozn NO I AM NOT OKAY

A PART OF ME JUST FADED AWAY FOREVER AND BACK

Wipqozn

@badp What part was that?

Kevin van der Velden

Nothing important probably, I mean, it is badp

=p

badp

@Wipqozn A MINDCANON PART OF MINE

Lazers

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Q: Minecraft testfor not me

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Wipqozn

16:46

@badp Did you realize that mod abuse really isn't the path to true happiness?

Kevin van der Velden

@badp OH NO! That is serious!

badp

@Wipqozn No. That was earlier today.

Wherein badp experiences epiphany

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Basically @TimStone is an angel. A metangel.

Tim Stone

(\o/)

I have no idea what's going on.

Wherein badp experiences epiphany

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