The Bridge

Lazers

17:04

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Is there an Itemization, Runes, or Masteries one could take on Twisted Treeline to handle Yi (or another auto-attack champion such as Tryndamere), given that there is no Thornmail? To clarify, I'm not asking for a champion, I'm aware that CC will do the trick. Let's say I find myself in a 3v3 an...

league-of-legends

Rapitor

twitch.tv/team/gamescom

Gamescon has begun

FAE

@Rapitor I wish I were at Gamescom. :(

It's so cloooooooooose

Or at Loncon

but no, I am at neither T_T

Frank

We have Enercon coming up soon.

Less than two weeks!

Batophobia

Big reveal, CoD has Multiplayer

Powerlord

Ooh, Gamescon already?

Rapitor

17:07

as much as i dislike the series... new CoD doesn't look THAT bad.

Powerlord

Good, now we'll find out if Valve is really going to release Source 2 soon.

Ktash

> iterate to innovate

That guy is an executive

Frank

@Ktash Iterating is innovation! Right?

Rapitor

lots of jumping and jetpacks

Origami Robot

@Rapitor Don't care until Thursday at 3:15

Rapitor

17:11

@OrigamiRobot what's then?

Origami Robot

MtG spoilers

Ktash

@OrigamiRobot Magic?

agent86

5

RPi Awesomeness

17:28

@agent86 Are those yours? Cause they look positively vicious

Also, I guess I have to leave now. :P +mandatory +adulthood

Tim Stone

@agent86 Cuteness KILLS!

agent86

ATTACK AT ONCE WE CAN BRING DOWN THE HUMAN

TAKE NO PRISONERS!

RPi Awesomeness

@Rapitor Wait, newer than Ghosts? I have not heard of this yet...

@agent86 chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/17077760#17077760

Rapitor

@RPiAwesomeness yeah the next-gen only CoD by Sledgehammer is this year's

RPi Awesomeness

@Rapitor Ah :D

Wipqozn

17:30

@agent86 That picture is far too cute.

Batophobia

Looks like CoD: The Pre-Sequel

RPi Awesomeness

Wonder if it'll be better than Ghosts.

Rapitor

@RPiAwesomeness pretty easy considering Black Ops 2 is better tahn ghosts...

Wipqozn

@Rapitor The problem with CoD isn't a lack of quality so much as it is a lack of innovation.

The CoD games are solid, but they don't do enough between iteration to justify a yearly release plus truckloads of DLC.

Rapitor

@Wipqozn thats why this one is looking pretty good. they basically took the mobility of titanfall. iterated on the "pick 10" customization of BO2. and made a baby

RPi Awesomeness

17:34

@agent86 I like how the one in the top-left is just like looking off into the distance at something :D He's all like, "Hey mom! Look what I caught!"

badp

Sorry I was having my eyes checked

Wipqozn

@badp Did you gaze upon my handsomeness and go blind?

RPi Awesomeness

Drivers ed...yeh and bleh...

Wipqozn

Because my handsomeness will do that. It's overpowering.

RPi Awesomeness

@Wipqozn Really? Because I've been told that too... :D

Origami Robot

17:36

You've been told @Wipqozn's handsomeness is overpowering?

Wipqozn

@RPiAwesomeness Yeah. It's a well known Bridge fact that I'm extremely handsome. People comment on it all the time.

badp

@jason aiming for something simpler but more Italian (e.g. bruschette) or something more particular (e.g. frittura)

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice That is without a doubt the best bundle you have ever posted.

GnomeSlice

why isn't that image working

Jason Berkan

@badp More Italian.

Wipqozn

17:37

I'm impressed you figured out it was an image not found just based on my mockery. Good job.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I saw imagenotfound too

Wipqozn

That last image actually did work.

agent86

@Wipqozn this is a comment about your handsomeness, thus proving your assertion.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice This one isn't working.

agent86

"your handsomeness is a thing"

GnomeSlice

17:37

when I upload it goes to imagenotfound

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Just joking, that last one worked too.

GnomeSlice

whatever, nobody cares anyway

@Wipqozn Why did you say it didn't?

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice That happened to me earlier

Wipqozn

They've all worked except for the first one.

@GnomeSlice I'm a jerk.

Batophobia

@GnomeSlice Turtle troll

Origami Robot

17:38

@GnomeSlice Because lying is fun.

GnomeSlice

25 secs ago, by GnomeSlice

whatever, nobody cares anyway

Wipqozn

also, I'm tempted to star tplaying A Game of Thrones: The Card Game.

It sounds interesting, and I like the Living Card Game model it has going.

Chippies

only one single player achievement left for Saints Row 3... and I doubt I'll ever get the co-op achievs...

Rapitor

wellp, i'm sold. Advanced whatever has new game mode which is a copy paste of Unreal Tournament's Bombing Run (football/basketball of death)

SaintWacko

@Chippies co-op mode is best mode

Chippies

17:43

@SaintWacko except it's difficult to find anyone to play with and it crashes every time I start a certain mission

agent86

if you cannot play saints row games in co-op, you live a tortured existence and should just end it all already.

just take your PC, throw it right in the trash. sob uncontrollably for a few hours, and then get a new hobby. occasionally look back at the tragedy consider where it all went wrong

badp

Okay that wasn't the best example as I'm sure you've eyed the goat cheese @jason

FAE

@Chippies @Jennybeans doesn't play?

Jason Berkan

@badp Of course. Though last time I was there, I tried the octopus, because it's octopus.

Rapitor

@agent86 i played saints row alone... :<

Chippies

17:47

@FAE it's not her type of game. I did get her to play though, after I told her about the giant dildo bat and character customization, but she's the one my mission crashes with

agent86

@Rapitor RIP

Rapitor

Q_Q

FAE

@Chippies ah damn :(

Chippies

I wonder if it's because I'm playing with my totally maxed out character

perhaps a new character would work better, but sigh, don't really want to start from scratch

and there's no guarantee it would work anyway

SaintWacko

None of that, now

Jason Berkan

17:53

@badp - I guess I'm asking - what looks the most "regular Italian" if such a thing exists? The bruschetta or mozza + tomatoes for an appetizer?

And, of course, Italy has regions with different food options...

badp

Both are very Italian, but IMHO the latter is better in almost every way

Yuuki

@GraceNote @Wipqozn So, I'm in the post-game for Etrian IV. Two words: F---. Muskoids.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Sounds nasty.

Yuuki

@Wipqozn They have a move that inflicts petrification on all your party members.

badp

I just picked bruschette because they're the triumph of simplicity

Yuuki

17:55

Which isn't so bad if you nuke them down fast. But here's the issue: they either come in groups of three or they come with a Thunder Spawn.

badp

But caprese salad also is

Yuuki

Thunder Spawn are typically kinda weak. Unless you kill one of their allies. Then, they get super-buff and spam a massive damage AoE attack.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki My zeus.

Yuuki

@Wipqozn So either hope to Zeus your healer can avoid petrification until you take out the Thunder Spawn or blitz the Muskoid and hope you can kill the Thunder Spawn before it kills everyone in your party in two hits.

StrixVaria

Bruschetta and caprese salad are both delicious.

Have you never had them @JasonBerkan?

Jason Berkan

17:58

@StrixVaria I've had bruschetta. I've eaten mozza and tomatoes together, but usually as part of a sandwich.

StrixVaria

Try the one you haven't had.

It's so good.

Jason Berkan

My appetizer has been chosen then.

badp

For pasta, Amatriciana, Arrabbiata, Boscaiola are all good. If it matters Amatriciana has bacon in it

However Arrabbiata has homemade pasta

Maybe go for Boscaiola and whichever of the other two you'd like

Meat is not my forte, so I can't really give you good advice there. Maybe the Filetto?

Jason Berkan

Two pasta dishes? Do you order for the entire table?

badp

I mean go half and half

Jason Berkan

18:03

@badp Ah. That makes sense.

A fillet is always a good option for meat. I'd probably pick that or the veal in mushroom sauce.

badp

Fiorentina steak might work handsomely, but it's usually to share for two, and you kinda have to be in Florence to eat it, so it's kind of a gamble

Batophobia

You people are making me hungry

Ben Brocka

badp

It is dinner time here, too.

Ben Brocka

►

Frank

18:05

We have a food truck outside, that makes wood fired pizza.

badp

:o

Frank

Not sure how it would compare to @LessPop's pizza tastes, but it wasn't bad.

Feeds

Sterno has added Wipqozn to the list of this room's owners.

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka why

Lazers

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Q: Godus, Building abodes with wheat?

I didn't read the screen tips at the time, but why do you all of a sudden have to build houses with wheat when you didn't have to before, can you return to building abodes without wheat since it takes ages to make wheat and only produces a few amount?

godus

Ben Brocka

18:14

@GnomeSlice waahhh

GnomeSlice

;_;

Feeds

FAE has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

Ben Brocka

Current status

Frank

@BenBrocka That was such a fun game.

Ben Brocka

A masterpiece

Frank

18:25

My interns are not showing much in the way of initiative.

Yuuki

@Frank Not fast enough with the coffee?

user20683

@BenBrocka I trust you've seen Tri-Hex run that thing?

Yuuki

Or are they just not getting the coffee at all?

Frank

@Yuuki More like, "I'm done what you told me to do. What's next?"

Which, coming from a school background, I can't really expect them to figure out what needs doing.

But I would like some inkling of independent thought.

Yuuki

@Frank I've been in that position before. It's because I'm quite terrified that my next independent move will result the literal ruins of the company around my feet.

Frank

18:27

@Yuuki I've given them test databases to play in for specifically this reason.

And that anything they break, chances are extremely good I can fix it.

Yuuki

And considering my previous job was with the Flood Control District, that would've been a Bad Thing™ in Houston.

@Frank Oh, in that case, I'd probably go mess around with the databases.

Ben Brocka

@WorldEngineer yes

Frank

@Yuuki Along with test versions of their frontends, complete with source code.

Along with all the documentation I got (which was nothing).

Yuuki

Although I don't think "I finished what you asked me to do, I'm going to go tinker with the test databases until you need me for something" will go over well.

Frank

@Yuuki I would actually love it if they'd do that.

Yuuki

18:31

@Frank ... Can I be one of your interns?

Frank

Because I unfortunately don't have much time to dedicate to overseeing them. I will drag them along to any issues I think they can deal with, but otherwise, I have to be focused on keeping the plant running.

@Yuuki If you want.

You'll have to come live in the Great White North, though.

Origami Robot

@Frank Better than not asking.

Lazers

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Q: Baldur's Gate view repositioning problem when starting dialogs

I'm playing with the GOG edition of Baldur's Gate and I have a little problem: anytime I click on an NPC and start talking to him/her my view is repositioned. How can I stop BG from repositioning the view when starting a dialogue? Note that I use the widescreen mod and this may cause some proble...

baldurs-gate

Frank

@OrigamiRobot Anything they can touch and potentially break, we have backups of.

Yuuki

Also, you said that you don't have a degree. How did you get to your current job? Because I'm really not having any luck with finding relevant employment.

I think I'm going to have to start looking at mall jobs if I don't turn up with anything within a week or two.

Frank

18:33

@Yuuki My very first job was answering phones. Sometimes, that's the breaks.

While there, I re-wrote the entire departmental website.

After that, I just slogged through a couple crap jobs where I got to deal with all the crap no one else wanted to.

Dealing with shit sucks, but damn if it's not fantastic experience building.

murgatroid99

@Frank If I was an intern, I would want to have a task or project or something, and not just be told to play around with code with no directions or goals.

user20683

I would want to have actual work, not what I normally do on my off time (includes the above)

Frank

@murgatroid99 Sadly, I didn't (and still don't) have time to give them a project they might be able to handle.

Jason Berkan

A good idea for new hires is to give them a month old code base and then get them to solve all the issues you fixed last month.

Frank

It's all I can do to keep the plant running, let alone cherry pick problems for them to solve.

murgatroid99

18:43

@Frank Do you have no bugs?

Frank

@murgatroid99 Tons. And I've given them both a couple of our applications to support while they're here.

For the moment, though, it seems that those applications are running rather stably.

murgatroid99

@Frank Why not just tell them "try to solve bugs"?

Presumably you have a list of them somewhere

Frank

@murgatroid99 That was one of the first things I told them. "Hey, here's your programs that you're supporting. Get to know them. Once you're comfortable, feel free to search through my open tickets, and see if there's any in there you think you can solve."

murgatroid99

@Frank So there's your answer. If they ask what to do, say "are there any open tickets?" If they have completely purged their applications of every reported bug, give them another application

Frank

@murgatroid99 As much as I wish I could do that, I really don't want my interns touching production code unsupervised.

They're here to learn, and much of what they're learning is just how companies handle code in the first place.

Which is to say, without proper processes in place, rather poorly.

I'm currently in the middle of adding new processes, but it's slow going, due to having to focus on day to day maintenance issues.

FAE

19:35

This game collection is displayed so nicely

Rapitor

a whole 12$ at gamestop!

Yuuki

@FAE That TV is a disappointment.

FAE

@Yuuki Maybe it's so light gun games will work?

Yuuki

@FAE Mmm... Not sure.

Blem

@Rapitor thats can $ not us $ right?

Yuuki

19:39

@FAE Looks like it. Light guns only work with CRTs.

Never mind, that's a specific kind of light gun.

FAE

@Yuuki We have a question about it

Powerlord

attempts to play Duck Hunt with a Wii remote

Yes, Duck Hunt... not what I originally typed.

(I wonder how many people went and checked what it originally said after I typed that second part)

FEichinger

@Powerlord Well, since only diamonds and owners can see it, probably not too many.

Powerlord

@FEichinger I was under the impression that anyone can check the history of an edited chat message.

FEichinger

@Powerlord ... Nevermind, you are correct.

I only ever remember history checking on deleted messages.

Powerlord

19:44

@FEichinger I tend to do it if someone edits a message from @Lazers

FEichinger

@Powerlord I'm pretty sure I do it more often than that ... I just never remember it because it actually works ... unlike checking a deleted message as non-owner, always frustrating.

Powerlord

Granted, only bad p...andas do that.

Ben Brocka

@FAE plus lots of people prefer CRTs for old games, regardless of light guns

FEichinger

@Powerlord IIRC, LessPop did that a few times as well, for pinning purposes.

Jason Berkan

19:59

If I win a lottery (or somehow obtain 1.5 million dollars), I'm buying a Harrier! (kijiji.ca/v-cars-other/red-deer/sea-harrier-fighter-jet/…)

I wonder if the office will put a landing pad on the roof of the building for me.

Frank

@JasonBerkan At that point, you can probably afford to pay for a landing pad.

RPi Awesomeness

I really am missing my regular laptop right now. Ugh.

Blem

20:19

Jason Berkan

TIL that Google StreetView has images of race tracks.

Blem

@JasonBerkan do they have of each "lane"?

Yuuki

@Blem At least the Autobots had cool transformation scenes, not weirdly "uncanny valley" mouths with lips.

Jason Berkan

Not Nürburgring though. :(

Blem

@Yuuki still havent seen the newest Transformer, the New turtles or Guardians of the Galaxy

Yuuki

20:27

@Blem Neither have I.

Blem

@JasonBerkan Dose not matter how fast i load the next picture on Mazda Raceway i still cant catch up the the guys in front of me :/

Frank

@Blem Neither, neither, and yes.

Powerlord

@Blem Of those 3, the only one of them that my friends have mentioned is good (or even mentioned having seen) is Guardians of the Galaxy.

Yuuki

@Powerlord That seems to be the consensus I've gotten from the Bridge as well.

Lazers

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Q: Arma 3 player ID

I am creating my account to play a Arma 3 mod called Breaking Point. To create an account I need to provide my Arma 3 player ID. Where can I find my player ID?

arma-3breaking-point

Blem

20:37

thats what seems to be the consensus from everywhere i look, i will see Turtles and Transformers at some point, but properly wait till it is available from some place where i wont be paying the creators directly

agent86

it's kitten attack day. I probably should have warned you guys before I started.

Origami Robot

@Blem THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IS GUARDIANS

Blem

GotG im considering going to the movies to watch but there is free summer movies ting going on this week in copenhagen and the movie on friday is the last one and it is a suprise what it is, so considering going and hoping it is GotG

agent86

for some reason my gifs aren't gif-ing when I upload them, dunno if they changed something and I wasn't paying attention, or if my browser is borked.

user15026

21:02

This just might be the weirdest product tie-in I've seen in a while.

GnomeSlice

@JasonBerkan wtf

FAE

@AshleyNunn I... did not know these were a thing

GnomeSlice

Path of Exile: Forsaken Masters

Origami Robot

@AshleyNunn WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I DONT KNOW

Blem

21:11

GnomeSlice

store.steampowered.com/app/296070

whoa

gimme pls

Powerlord

...what is it?

Blem

Valar morghulis

SaintWacko

21:28

Ugh

That was awful

FAE

@SaintWacko It's all over! Deep breaths!

SaintWacko

Yeah, I'm alright now

Nearly fainted, though

To the point where she called in another nurse to grab me if I started to fall off the chair

I've never had to have blood drawn before

FAE

@SaintWacko Oh wow, really?

FEichinger

@SaintWacko Happens.

SaintWacko

@FAE Yeah, I didn't realize that was so unusual, but my girlfriend was surprised, the phlebotomist was surprised

Jason Berkan

21:31

@SaintWacko I have to lay down and not look while they do it, or else I pass out.

FAE

@SaintWacko How old are you again?

FEichinger

@JasonBerkan For me it's actually the puncture. It's not that I see it, it's not that I feel it, it's the physical puncture that drops me off my feet.

FAE

I like all of it. :D

Jason Berkan

@FAE If I ever needed confirmation that @FAE was odd...

SaintWacko

@FAE 23

Origami Robot

21:33

I'M PRETTY SURE THE FIRST TIME I HAD BLOOD DRAWN WAS WHEN A GOT IN A WRECK AT 19

SaintWacko

@JasonBerkan Yeah, I was looking the other direction, with my eyes shut

FAE

One of the football players in our high school went to give blood during a blood drive and he was sitting on the chair and then just passed out and slid out of the chair in a crumpled heap.

@JasonBerkan ^_^

Origami Robot

AND THEN I WAS EITHER UNCONSCIOUS OR HIGH ON MORPHINE WHENEVER THEY DID IT SO I COULDN'T HAVE CARED LESS

SaintWacko

@FAE That's how my girlfriend is

user15026

@FAE high fives

FAE

21:34

@SaintWacko Wow. :o You didn't have like, the little prick in your fingertip as a little kid either?

SaintWacko

@FAE Yes, but I barely remember that

Origami Robot

i WAS LIKE "IF YOU NEED ANY MORE, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME"

FAE

@AshleyNunn high fives! :D

SaintWacko

I think I did pass out a little bit

She said it took a minute or two

But I don't remember that much time passing

FAE

Have a puppy

SaintWacko

21:35

@FAE :D

user15026

@FAE My favourite might be when you get an IV put in...

SaintWacko

It was such a weird experience

user15026

Because it just has this unique feel to it.

Origami Robot

UGH, YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST

SaintWacko

Just a couple minutes, and I was soaked in sweat. And I was told I was white as a sheet

Origami Robot

21:36

METAL IS NOT MEANT TO PIERCE SKIN

2

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot This

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yeah, cuz you get the liquid flow fwoosh.

user15026

@FAE Yesssss

user15026

@OrigamiRobot But then I wouldn't have my pretty earthings

user15026

and I like those

SaintWacko

21:37

STTOOOOOOPPP

knloacvweinlknfsd[

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Given I'm someone with a pierced tongue, I contest this!

Jason Berkan

@SaintWacko I think he just passed out on his keyboard.

SaintWacko

I am so glad @fredley or whoever made the thing that lets me burninate messages

Origami Robot

I FIND THE END RESULT OF PIERCINGS AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, BUT I FIND THE PROCESS REVOLTING.

user15026

@FAE I just have my ears done. I kinda want more but I can't decide what I want where.

user15026

21:39

Also in two weeks it is tattoo daaaaaaay

FAE

more cute things!

Origami Robot

I FIND THE END RESULT OF TATTOOS AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, BUT I FIND THE PROCESS REVOLTING.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot This

The only way I'd ever even consider a tattoo would be if I could get a smart ink tattoo

FAE

@AshleyNunn I only have ears and tongue so far. I got my first tongue piercing placed fairly far back because I was originally going to plan on getting a second piercing done. I haven't really gotten around to it though and I'm not sure if it'd get in the way of any languages I want to learn.

user15026

@FAE That's something I never considered!

FAE

21:40

@SaintWacko If UV ink didn't have the tendency to brown over time, I'd have a couple of those already.

FEichinger

I don't even know why I have a problem with needles. It's not fear of the concept, it's not the blood loss (I mean, I had plenty of that without needles ...), and I'm pretty sure there's nothing I'd be reacting to.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Get a brown tattoo

SaintWacko

@FAE UV ink?

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yeah, so for now, just one. Also I don't like not being able to use it during healing time.

user15026

@FEichinger Brains are weird.

FAE

21:41

@SaintWacko Yep!

user15026

@FAE ......oh man I want to say SO MANY inappropriate things.

SaintWacko

@FAE Never heard of it. I meant more like e-ink similar to a Kindle screen

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn I don't necessarily need to know it either.

SaintWacko

@FEichinger This is how I am

FAE

@SaintWacko I considered a UV ink Triforce tattoo on the back of my hand and also a "weak spot" tattoo from Shadow of the Colossus.

SaintWacko

21:42

It's a thoroughly irrational fear

FAE

@AshleyNunn They probably all apply!

Origami Robot

THIS CONVERSATION IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME ANGRY SO I AM GOING BACK TO WORK!

FEichinger

One of the allergy tests I had, I hadn't even realized they stung me by the time I almost passed out.

SaintWacko

@FAE Oh, it's just a tattoo that's only visible under blacklight?

FAE

@SaintWacko Aye

FEichinger

21:43

And it was not a reaction to that either, since the pattern was exactly the same as with any other puncture.

SaintWacko

I want a tattoo that's essentially they coat an area solid in the e-ink

user15026

@FEichinger Makes sense.

FAE

@SaintWacko I want tattoos like they have in Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth :P

SaintWacko

Then you use an external electromagnetic device and can clear it or put any design into it

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn No, makes no sense. My brain had no way of connecting that to needles, yet I still had the symptoms. :P

SaintWacko

21:44

I don't think it exists, but I want it

If I ever could somehow bring myself to get a normal tattoo, it would be my avatar

FAE

@SaintWacko Philips did a concept of something like this, sec, lemme find a link

Powerlord

Oh wait, is it going home time? 15 minutes past actually?!

SaintWacko

The Spaceship and Sun of the Galactic Empire

user15026

@FEichinger Likely anticipatory stuff.

Powerlord

leaves

FAE

21:45

@SaintWacko Philips far future electronic tattoo design concept

not real, not something in production or planned production, just a conceptual thing

came across it years ago, the video's pretty cool

SaintWacko

@FAE Hm, video link isn't working for me. I'll have to try it again at home

FAE

@SaintWacko Youtube link (NSFW, lots of exposed skin)

@SaintWacko NSFW due to lots of skin

SaintWacko

@FAE Heh, thanks

I see :P

GnomeSlice

backs are nsfw?

why are guns okay but skin isn't

SaintWacko

Also, the sound effects for the tattoo spreading are horrifying

shudders

GnomeSlice

21:49

I don't get the world some times

FAE

@GnomeSlice That's enough exposed skin to look like something more sexual than it is if someone were to walk by your monitor at work

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice cause if god wanted us to have skin we would have been bor... wait NVM I don't know

FAE

@AshleyNunn What sucks for me is I'm really, really into body mods and also really into the idea of wetware cybertech, but I have brain spiders that drive me absolutely mad if I have things under my skin. :( I have problems with light trich as well, especially for stuff like ingrown hairs.

GnomeSlice

Oh, who is that girl who put the chip inside her hand herself

SaintWacko

@FAE Same here!

wetware cybertech would be amazing

but first, there's no way I could handle it

And second, my girlfriend says no :P

GnomeSlice

21:53

Then there's this guy, who put a big fucking computer inside his own arm.

FAE

@SaintWacko I looooove the notion, but I would never be able to have it because I'm afraid my brain would freak out and I'd end up digging it out. x_x

GnomeSlice

not safe for life, but safe for work probably

SaintWacko

So I'll have to stick with... dryware? cybertech

user15026

@FAE I am pretty trich-y, so I wouldn't want anything under my skin

FAE

Brains are so tricksy. :(

SaintWacko

21:54

@GnomeSlice Well, that's horrifying

What is trich?

It's not a word I'm familiar with

FAE

Trichotillomania

Trichotillomania (pronounced /ˌtrɪkəˌtɪləˈmeɪniə/ TRIK-ə-TIL-ə-MAY-NEE-ə, also known as trichotillosis or hair pulling disorder) is an impulse disorder characterized by the compulsive urge to pull out and in some cases eat one's own hair leading to noticeable hair loss and balding, distress, and social or functional impairment. It appears in the ICD chapter 5 on Mental and behavioural disorders and is often chronic and difficult to treat. Trichotillomania may be present in infants, but the peak age of onset is 9 to 13. It may be triggered by depression or stress. Owing to social implications the...

SaintWacko

@FAE Oh, hm

user15026

@FAE I'm more dermotrich

FAE

@SaintWacko Basically, unfun compulsions relating to pulling out hair and/or skin, depending on what your brainmeats stuck you with.

SaintWacko

@FAE Yeah :(

I'm just freaked the fuck out by the idea of things being wrong under my skin

needles do it especially

user15026

21:57

Oaky, going to make dinner becuase this is making me twig because I am sunburned and thus wanna pick at it even though it's not peeling

Frank

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SaintWacko

Once I hit my hand with a hammer on accident, and got lightheaded when I saw the blood pooling under the skin

Origami Robot

I KINDA WANT MAGNETS IMPLANTED IN THE BRIDGE OF MY NOSE AND THEN GLASSES THAT JUST SNAP ONTO THE MAGNETS

user15026

So instead there will be DINNER

Origami Robot

NO MORE PUSHING UP GLASSES!

user15026

21:58

@SaintWacko I had a massive hematoma on my foot once. I just about lost my mind.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot You could possibly do that with some sort of microdermals

user15026

Alright, foods, not picking. :D DISTRACTION AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Origami Robot

@AshleyNunn YEA BUT THE HUMAN BODY REJECTING FOREIGN BODIES IS NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO EXPERIENCE

FAE

@OrigamiRobot There are people who pierce their bridges for that.

@AshleyNunn Eat well!

Frank

@OrigamiRobot Or, you could just get contacts, like normal people.

user15026

21:59

@Frank eeeeeergh no

Origami Robot

@Frank THEY DON'T MAKE CONTACTS WIDE ENOUGH FOR ME

user15026

No no no no no.

Origami Robot

I CAN SEE THE EDGES AND THAT BUGS THE CRAP OUT OF MY

FAE

@Frank Some people can't even get contacts with their prescriptions though.

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