The Bridge

> By projecting a narrow force field tunnel through the Warp that opens at the front of the gun with the exit point created wherever the operator aims it.

GnomeSlice

8:13 PM

@JasonBerkan And how fast was it?

Origami Robot

HAH, THEY SAY THAT LIKE THE ORK UNDERSTAND THAT

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot o.0 OW

Jason Berkan

@GnomeSlice He's too busy playing Rocksmith to check Facebook at the moment.

SaintWacko

Anyone have hints for 16?

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot Point, suck up grot, pull trigger. That's all the Ork knows.

SaintWacko

8:15 PM

I can explain how I'm doing it, but I'm afraid it will spoil it for anyone who hasn't done it yet

Origami Robot

@JasonBerkan BTW, DO ANY COLORS OTHER THAN RED AND YELLOW MATTER FOR ORKS?

StrixVaria

@SaintWacko I only know the 5 move solution.

Origami Robot

@SaintWacko I DID IT IN 4, BUT DON'T REMEMBER HOW

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot YOU'RE NO HELP

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot There are various klans. Each one has a colour scheme. Yellow for the Bad Moons, red for the Evil Sunz, blue for the DeathSkulls, black (checkered with white) for the Goffs, etc.

Origami Robot

8:18 PM

@JasonBerkan I MEANT AS FAR AS LIKE "RED GOES FASTER, YELLOW EXPLODES BIGGER"

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot No. I'm not certain yellow is even in the fluff anymore. Red Paint Job is an upgrade on all Ork vehicles.

Origami Robot

ALSO, GOFFS IS HILARIOUS

@JasonBerkan AWW :(

GnomeSlice

Oh snap, Stronghold HD is on sale

on steam

store.steampowered.com/app/40950/?snr=1_620_4__45

Lazers

0

Q: I can't install a second mod

Okay, i went and installed forge (1.7.2) and such, and downloaded buildcraft (1.7.2), and it worked perfectly, but when i went to download tinkers construct (1.7.2), it would give me crash reports, is there something i'm missing?

GnomeSlice

gah

I've heard Stronghold is so good

badp

8:22 PM

gg Brazil

nextmap

StrixVaria

I can't even beat level 15 anymore. I forgot how I did it.

Whatever it's home time anyway.

gee gee

Oh there it is.

@StrixVaria Souls!

@GnomeSlice We'll see.

GnomeSlice

8:24 PM

@StrixVaria Don't give up on this game pls. =[

badp

@StrixVaria Don't go home yet

Wait a couple minutes~

or a few more

GnomeSlice

Nergh I'm tempted to get Stronghold.

But I don't have a job yet

I wonder how long it will stay on sale

probably not very

Trent Hawkins

@GnomeSlice 44.5 more hours.

Origami Robot

@SaintWacko OK, I DID IT

I CAN'T THINK OF ANY HINTS OTHER THAN JUST TELLING YOU A MOVE THOUGH

UMM, IT'S AN ISOSCELES TRIANGLE

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot I started a room for just us

GnomeSlice

8:29 PM

@RedRiderX @badp play.google.com/store/apps/…

SaintWacko

So I can tell you how I did it

Also, just beat 18 in the minimum number of moves :)

user15026

Germany...what. Brazil, you napping?

FAE

@StrixVaria GERMANY'S BEATING BRAZIL 5-0

GnomeSlice

It's not a contest

badp

@FAE I have missed all 5 D:

GnomeSlice

8:32 PM

Wait, yes it is

FAE

@badp Same. I some people on my twitter feed saying stuff and got curious.

badp

@FAE I hear the roars from commenters from the living room where my parents are watching it

user15026

@FAE Ben stopped by to bring me juice and chocolate and candied pineapple and here for like 10 minutes and suddenly ALL TEH GOALS when I got back to it

FAE

@AshleyNunn hahaha wow

badp

@AshleyNunn oh man did somebody bet on this result?

You probably can't say

but still

user15026

8:33 PM

@badp Haha no! The highest anyone predicted was 4 goals total over the whole match, apparently

badp

@FAE I tried to tell him not to go home

oh good, reddit has the gif's of the goals

(reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2a6557/…)

Arperum

@FAE That's a ridiculous score. And apparently in only 30 minutes...

Mad Scientist

@Arperum And it was like 3 goals in 5 minutes

FAE

@Arperum 4 of them were apparently all in 10 minutes.

badp

Yeah, all goals but the 0-3 were ridiculous defense fails

Arperum

8:36 PM

@FAE Wat. That's nearly as bad as if I was playing for Brazil...

user15026

11,23,24,26,29 minutes for goals.

badp

1:426

fredley

@fredley ha. That was a surprise. Nice to meet you.

Tweeted by TheWeebl on July 8, 2014 at 8:34 PM in reply to fredley

Swoon

@FAE The Yellow Wedding

badp

@fredley ...they're bleeding jarate?

fredley

@badp A Game of Cups

Krazer

8:46 PM

@Frank wipe before drying to avoid spots. Also: Tamiya TS-21 Gold

badp

POP UP QUIZ

Brazil can still win this match by 3-0 (and @Ashley's betting website would have to honor that result IIRC). How?

Arperum

@badp If germany goes home now?

badp

@Arperum Without Germany giving the match up

user15026

@badp Okay, now I am curious.

Arperum

No clue.

user15026

8:49 PM

Short of them not allowing the goals, I am not sure how that would work.

badp

I think the bar is 5 red cards for the same team

That ends the game immediately

Arperum

Maybe half the German team getting excluded for foul play?

badp

> A game must be stopped if a team plays with less than seven players. Therefore, the practical limit to a red card is four per team, a maximum of eight in a single match.

When that happens, the final score is (normally) 3-0

user15026

Something like that, yes.

badp

I suppose that also mean that this happens if 7 people for Germany get so injured that they cannot continue playing

user15026

8:53 PM

Although that gets stuck into rules about matches not technically finishing

user15026

which is a whole other pile of worms

badp

@AshleyNunn Well, it does finish according to the rules of the game

StrixVaria

@FAE How the fuck. Of course I have to miss this game.

badp

@StrixVaria I told you "gg Brazil" and "maybe don't go home yet". I told you man.

user15026

@badp That's true, but if it is a defwin instead of a win, our rules often change

badp

8:54 PM

@AshleyNunn Fair enough. I don't wanna internet lawyer

It's practically never going to come up

user15026

like according to teh rules of table tennis, when a guy got injured, they assigned the win to the other guy outright, but we ruled it as an unplayed match :)

Frank

@Krazer That gold isn't metallic enough.

badp

The odds are like the ones of Brazil losing 5-0

user15026

@badp I sure hope not :)

Frank

This stuff is basically gold chrome.

StrixVaria

8:54 PM

@badp I can't watch at work anyway. The ESPN stream doesn't work on Linux

badp

@StrixVaria Radio stream?

At any rate you can see the goals on Reddit: reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2a6557/…

SaintWacko

Wow

20 is hard

StrixVaria

Already at the train

Origami Robot

@Krazer THAT LOOKS KINDA BRASSY/COPPERY

badp

@StrixVaria They're GIFs

Origami Robot

8:55 PM

I LIKE IT

StrixVaria

I'll watch highlights when I get home

badp

kk

Frank

@OrigamiRobot It's too flat for what I'm going for.

StrixVaria

Is Germany playing that well or is Brazil just ass today?

Origami Robot

@Frank WELL, YOU'RE NOT PAINTING STEAMPUNK STUFF :P

badp

8:56 PM

@StrixVaria The latter I'm afraid.

StrixVaria

I figured.

badp

0-1 0-2 0-4 and 0-5 are embarassing to watch

0-3 was a nice goal.

Frank

@OrigamiRobot No, I'm painting gunpla models.

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot Moi aussi. I find the molded shiny gold looks too fake.

Origami Robot

@JasonBerkan ME TOO. SUPER METALLIC PAINT TENDS TO MAKE THE NON-METALLIC STUFF LOOK WORSE

LIKE, THOSE DON'T LOOK SUPER REALISTIC, BUT IF I'D USED SUPER SHINY METALLIC, IT WOULD LOOK HORRIBLE NEXT TO THE BROWN

Jason Berkan

9:00 PM

@OrigamiRobot I don't have the skill, but NMM is a thing among good model painters (Non-metallic metallic).

FAE

@JasonBerkan Oh that looks nice.

Origami Robot

SHOUTOUT TO MY KNEE

@JasonBerkan YEA, MODEL PAINTERS MAKE SOME CRAZY STUFF

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot Those look amazing

You could sell those

Origami Robot

@SaintWacko I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH THE MAVERICK, BUT THE LONGSTRIKE COULD USE MORE WORK. IT HAS A LOT MORE DETAILED SPOTS THAT YOU COULD REALLY GO NUTS WITH

TOO BAD DISCONTINUED NERF GUNS ARE SUPER EXPENSIVE

user15026

I have a friend who worked at a thrift store and got all his guns that way (he apparnetly ended up with some rare stuff)

Origami Robot

9:05 PM

@SaintWacko YOU NEED TO MOTIVATE ME TO WORK ON MY STEAMPUNK 360 AGAIN

OR AT LEAST MAKE MORE FAUX FURNACES FOR STUFF

FAE

►

#WorldCup2014

Lazers

0

Q: How do I change my skin in Minecraft 1.7.10 for free?

I have Minecraft, but I don't have a Minecraft.net account, meaning I got it for free. So, I really want to change my skin, because I'm a girl IRL, but apparently, I don't have .bin but I DO have win.rar and junk. No one's seemed to post anything for skin changing in Minecraft 1.7.10 for free, s...

minecraft

GnomeSlice

ashen-game.com

Arperum

@Lazers Illegal minecraft version. Bad!

GnomeSlice

omfg this looks amazing

MBraedley

9:15 PM

I did level 16 with 6 primitives, and it isn't giving it to me

Oh, wait, I think I know why

I'm not allowed to assume the triangle is isosceles

Krazer

@Frank the sheen doesn't come off well on my camera w/o proper lighting and img quality.

Frank

@Krazer That's the thing; it's not actually a metallic gold, as such.

It's a layer of gold chrome or somesuch, on top of clear/whitish plastic.

agent86

GnomeSlice

@agent86 Oglaf is the best

Lazers

0

Q: I'm having trouble getting Derkeethus out of the cave

When I lead Derkeethus to the exit of the cave and then wak out he doesnt come out with me. Is there a different way to get him out? Or am I doing it wrong? (Console)

skyrim

Krazer

9:24 PM

@Frank I don't know how to get the same detail as: gundamguy.blogspot.com/2013/08/…

Frank

@Krazer Very cool, but still not the effect I'm going for. :P

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice This

Oglaf is hilarious

Frank

@Krazer That's the effect I want on the gold bits.

So shiny, you can't even tell it's gold.

SaintWacko

@MBraedley Yeah, that was my problem, too

Lazers

1

Q: Big Bank Job - 12 Angry Minutes

In the Big Bank Job, there is an achievement for accomplishing the entire job in 12 minutes. What pre-planning options and actions within the bank are essential to finish this job as per the requirements of the achievement? (Assume I'm using a group of 4 players, no AI)

payday-2

Frank

9:29 PM

Although, it almost looks better with a flat gold like that.

It matches the deep blue of the psycho frame much better, too.

GnomeSlice

►

whoooooaaaaaa

Unionhawk

Holy crap 6-0?

user15026

@Unionhawk 7-0.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn My word Germany.

fredley

The Brazil fans are cheering for Germany now

Utter humiliation

3ventic

9:40 PM

lol

"YEAH, SHOW OUR BAD TEAM THAT THEY SHOULD GO HOME AND BE EMBARRASSED!"

FAE

If... if the Netherlands ends up in the final with Germany, this'll be insane. Doesn't matter if they win or lose, it'll be chaos here.

fredley

@3ventic OH WAIT THEY ARE ALREADY HOME

@FAE Yup

I hope Nederlands make it!

Martin Sojka

I don't even care for football, and I'm feeling so sorry for the Brazilians right now ...

Lazers

0

Q: Why is minecraft not working only on one world

I made a world with my sister on my iPad now it's not letting me on when I tap on it it brings me back to the home screen how do I get it to work again

ios

3ventic

@fredley Yeah, I didn't know the world cup was in Brazil

hides under his rock again

Wipqozn

9:46 PM

Oh hey, brazil scored.

And no one cares

man, the cbc stream sucks.

It keeps freezing.

FAE

and it's over

user15026

@FAE It will be so crazy

user15026

i want it to happen

Wipqozn

@FAE Wasn't it over at halftime?

Mad Scientist

@Wipqozn It was over after 30 minutes

Wipqozn

9:52 PM

►

badp

IS THERE A LONG GERMAN WORD FOR HOLDING BACK A BIT SO YOU DON'T EMBARRASS YOUR OPPONENT TOO MUCH? NO. NO THERE ISN'T.

Tweeted by CANADALEK on July 8, 2014 at 8:44 PM

(challenge accepted)

FAE

45 mins ago, by FAE

►

3

Wipqozn

@FAE I'M SORRY OKAY

I FAILED YOU ALL

FAE

@Wipqozn NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Wipqozn

I JUST HOPE @OrigamiRobot CAN FORGIVE ME

Origami Robot

9:54 PM

Never

Wipqozn

@FAE If only I had my room ownership, then you coul - wait, when did I lose my room ownership?

I bet @FAE is somehow to blame.

FAE

It wasn't me this time!

Wipqozn

The chat doesn't know either.

IT thinks the last time I lost it was last week, but I know I had this morning sinceI pinned something.

I lose it so much chat can't even keep track anymore!

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn @agent86 did it and changed the message.

Wipqozn

8 hours ago, by Feeds

agent86 has used 1337 hax to evade his permanent ban

Found it!

It only took me 8 hours to notice.

GnomeSlice

10:04 PM

@FAE @Fluttershy Magicite update 1.2

FAE

@GnomeSlice oh woo

GnomeSlice

> Added Total Biscuit of Knowledge

..................

badp

@GnomeSlice It's no half cookie.

Frank

►

Shiiiiny

I want this game now.

cc @SaintWacko

SaintWacko

@Frank Yeah, that looks awesome. I wish there was a way to get it

Frank

10:09 PM

Pre-Order is $50, though, and at least six months out. :\

So I don't think I'll take him up on that.

GnomeSlice

6 hours ago, by GnomeSlice

Deep Space Settlement is now available for pre-order, and on Greenlight.

$50 for a preorder years from completion is a bit stiff though.

Frank

23

Q: User with less than 3k reputation just cast a reopen vote

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Also no bounties in those minutes etc. What the... ? Edit: I am able to reproduce it myself. Developer who want to know how I did it, so they can seal the loophole can contact me in private.

bug status-completed privileges vote-to-reopen

Huh.

GnomeSlice

10:28 PM

Creating stories through details, interactions and dialogue.

user15026

Woo, set fire to something in my oven and now my house is full of smoke. Fire is out, but daaaang. opens all teh windows

Frank

@AshleyNunn Nothing like a little fire. :P

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice And me!

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Sorry, didn't know you played it. Is it good?

I have been watching it since before it was out.

Origami Robot

Yes

GnomeSlice

10:34 PM

It's expensive. :(

Origami Robot

> If Arrows equipped, picking up same type will go straight into Arrow Slot

Frank

So this Amazon vs. Hachette dispute might actually not be two greedy congolomerates vying for larger pieces of the pie.

GnomeSlice

You guys and your money to buy cool games. =[

Origami Robot

Thank fucking god

@GnomeSlice @Fluttershy gave it to me

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Lies, I did. :P

Origami Robot

10:36 PM

Oh

same same

FAE

lmao

GnomeSlice

Neeergh Stronghold games on sale

Which one is the best?

agent86

@Wipqozn haha, I unbanned myself by causing you confusion and pain. it was a win sandwich.

and the sauce was your delicious tears. and the meat was also win.

it was win-bacon.

GnomeSlice

0

A: When does the difficulty increase?

Tallowmere dev here! Currently in Tallowmere Alpha 175, when you max your souls out (as in, when your souls reset to zero and your max soul limit increases), enemies will grow stronger two rooms later. The idea is that you max your souls, turn in your floating soul group to become more powerful...

@SaintWacko

Unionhawk

A... Win... Sandwich.

GnomeSlice

10:53 PM

@Fluttershy:

►

Frank

That's so gorgeous.

Arperum

@Frank Is that Stonesense or something?

Frank

@Arperum Inlaid straight INTO DF.

Arperum

@Frank Wait, that's just a mod to DF, not some external tool?

Frank

@Arperum Well, it's external; it won't work if you turn it off.

But it punts it straight into DF, instead of a different window.

Arperum

10:59 PM

@Frank Ah, now I understand.

Frank

And seriously. Isometric is the way to play DF.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Neat!

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy Looks pretty good, right?

badp

@Frank Comparatively :)

Frank

@badp Compared to the original ASCII graphics, yes.

badp

11:04 PM

→ 7 messages moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

GnomeSlice

@Frank Looks like Gnomoria now.

badp

@Unionhawk It's got mushrooms in it. That's how you know it's win.

Unionhawk

MOD ABUSEEEEE

I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

badp

@Unionhawk Mod abus-eeeeeeh?

Unionhawk

You heard me.

Lazers

11:07 PM

0

Q: I can't press some key Simultaneously

So This is a new problem for me for some reason, and I don't know how this came to be... Some key combinations i can press up to five but some I can't press 2 and I started recently having this issue. Normally I can press 3-4 combinations but these specific ones I can't press simultaneously I c...

world-of-warcraft

badp

@Unionhawk ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Unionhawk

Well, technically not

GnomeSlice

FUCK YEA

2v2 victory!

(The other guy was eliminated a while ago and he left)

Unionhawk

What... Am I looking at? (what game?)

GnomeSlice

atwar-game.com

A strategy game and I SUCK at strategy games

badp

11:14 PM

A game that doesn't care for Berlin.

Wipqozn

@agent86 Bacon is gross.

Lazers

0

Q: Does the Demolition Man perk speed up shaped charge deploy time?

Skill description reads "Decreases your trip mine deploy time by 20%." I'm wondering if that also applies to shaped charges.

payday-2

Unionhawk

@wipqozn no u

badp

11:29 PM

The default controls for Retro/Grade are kind of bad

Rhythm mode has you click on the 360 dpad, of all the things

FAE

I haven't played it on PC, only PS3.

badp

On the keyboard the controls are 12345 NM and Enter/Space

I don't know what kind of hand you need to have to make that work

or I could go for shooter mode, which is a little saner, but I've seen a LP of this game and sometimes switching from one lane to another in time is super tricky

whereas I could just be pressing 1 5 1 or something

Lazers

0

Q: VIP stuck in the back of a van? (Council Extraction Mission)

During a small enemy engagement a nearby van was destroyed and some of its walls - leaving it now accessible. Problem is that during this enemy encounter my VIP panicked and ran into the back of this van...problem is that now he's stuck and can't get out. Does anyone know of a method by which ...