The Bridge

Ben Brocka

19:01

@StrixVaria how are the ears so detached?

The Last of Us Remastered $50 (preorder) on Amazon

GnomeSlice

@badp Speaking of speedruns, do you like metroidvanias? Operation Smash was designed with speedrunning in mind. It's a pretty good game too.

Blem

@FEichinger 8 shades of grey?

Wipqozn

8

Q: Trying to ID film based on poster; robot or cyborg themed?

Back in the early to mid 90s, I saw this video at Blockbuster all the time and thought it looked interesting; but it also looked "scary" and I knew my overprotective mom would never let me rent it. It showed what looked like a robot or cyborg hand; the fingers were dark, metallic and pointy, rat...

badp

@GnomeSlice I'm not really a speedrunner. If it's something as small and simple as Half Minute Hero I'm in, but otherwise...

FEichinger

@Blem ಠ_ಠ

Wipqozn

19:07

identify-this-thing has hit an all new low.

All the more reason to hate identify-this-thing questions!

GnomeSlice

@badp Ah, I see.

Ben Brocka

@Blem 8 bits of gray

FEichinger

@BenBrocka Aaaaactually, that would only be 3 bits of gray ...

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Is it on Steam?

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria Not yet, but it's greenlit.

Also none of that early access shit, the game is already done.

StrixVaria

19:11

@GnomeSlice Nice.

GnomeSlice

Although it looks like he wants to update it before launching on Steam? Wonder what he's adding.

> Once the game is actually out on steam i will have figured that answer out, but since I plan to update the game first before the steam release, i have no ETA on the steam version at this moment.

:/

It's the most metroid-like metroidvania I've played in a while.

►

Not The Robots: 7IYIW-QPBLT-P9JF8

Steam code

anybody want it, take it

badp

@FEichinger 50 values can be expressed with six bits, surely.

Round it up to 8 to cover if the shades are of black white or gray.

Jason Berkan

@GnomeSlice Grabbed it. Thanks.

GnomeSlice

@JasonBerkan Let me know what you think of it. It's pretty fun, but there's some difficulty stuff that's just dumb

badp

Leaves room for a half-bit of parity!

Jason Berkan

19:16

@GnomeSlice Will do.

FEichinger

God dammit, Switzerland. You can do better than that.

5pike

Oh damn, the game's already running.

GnomeSlice

Anybody here on a mac? udevgames.com/entries/199

I've wanted to play this for years but it's mac only. :(

Lazers

19:32

0

Q: Grand theft auto 5 vest problem

I started playing gta 5 , made a character and put on crew t-shirt and then all of a sudden a , what looks like, a bullet proof vest and I can't get it off and even pressing select and going to the inventory and turning it off doesn't work it still shows :/ please help it's really annoying

grand-theft-auto-5

SaintWacko

19:53

...Awwww, what?

Without a Kerbal, I can't get any special science from it

Blem

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GnomeSlice

3

A: Where can I find Equipment?

I’m Willy, the creator of Ramble Planet. Gaining equipment increases your Level. There are 5 pieces of equipment. The very center of The Desert is surrounded by skull-shaped walls. Some of the passages through these walls teleport you. In the middle of these walls are some pillars. One tile of p...

Awesome!

user15026

@GnomeSlice I saw that earlier! I was going to point it out to you but then I had a nap instead :P

GnomeSlice

6

Q: Natural nuclear explosions

I'm aware of the Oklo reactor and other natural nuclear fission reactors, in which geological processes can lead to the formation of a sustained, self-regulating uranium fission reactor. Is it also possible for geological processes (on Earth or elsewhere) to form a critical mass of radioactive e...

geophysics geochemistry

FEichinger

@SaintWacko Are you sure the problem isn't just the lack of CLAW?

SaintWacko

20:08

@FEichinger Ah, could be

I figured I could just drift up to it and get science, but maybe not

FEichinger

As far as I recall (mind you, I never actually had time to run the NASA pack, what with the hilariously-failed .24 experimentals), you need to attach with a claw for that experiment.

user15026

Annnnd I am on streaker watch again for the evening :)

GnomeSlice

heh

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Chippies

after many many tries and a lot of cussing, I finally passed the rumbling volcano time trial in mario kart 8

Frank

Dear contractors: when I ask for more details for testing, I expect you to provide all relevant information related to testing.

user15026

20:14

@GnomeSlice hahaha nice

Frank

I do not expect you to bring up more details I was not aware of AFTER that.

Question for those of you who do web development: is it possible to test SSL certificates on an internal network?

My gut feeling says it totally is

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice When I sw that screencap I thought it was this:

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GnomeSlice

oh man, music training videos

►

Blem

@Wipqozn O_O

5pike

20:31

Frech knows no mercy, it seems.

SaintWacko

Yay!

I have a probe carrier in equatorial orbit around Duna!

Blem

►

Frank

@SaintWacko You ever see my revolver-style satellite launcher I created?

SaintWacko

@Frank Yeah, that was cool :)

FEichinger

Soo ... this is rather disappointing.

Well, except for this sudden Swiss goal that doesn't really help.

A tiny bit too late, fellas.

And by "a tiny bit", I mean "a friggin hour".

Lazers

20:41

-1

Q: FEZ tetromino translation without tilting my head

What are the tetrominoes translated without tilting my head ?

pc

user15026

@FEichinger Yeah....they tried, but it isn't enough

Unionhawk

badp

TomTom just emailed me saying that my GPS device is working properly (2/2 tests passed) and my free software updates are ready to download

FEichinger

And another one. But that's not going to suffice.

badp

I have last touched TomTom about seven years ago

I don't even think I'd signed up for online services, given that the version of TomTom was not, um, running on an officially supported device in an officially supported fashion.

@FEichinger ouch, 2-5?

Frank

20:47

@SaintWacko Sadly, it probably got deleted with one of the later updates.

FEichinger

@badp Yeh. :/

badp

@FEichinger and a failed penalty too

FEichinger

Meh.

SaintWacko

Note to self: the surface of Ike where I am attempting to land is at 4400m

Frank

But with the new unlimited width launch pad, I suspect I might be able to punt a matroshka doll-esque launcher into space.

FEichinger

20:48

The problem really was the god-awful defence this time.

Unionhawk

...

Frank

Satellites in satellites in other satellites in one big rocket.

Unionhawk

This connection makes @GnomeSlice look like the god of internet-have

FEichinger

But they can still make it to the Round of 16, so there's that.

badp

It's okay, I'm sure you played better than Italy

FEichinger

20:50

>.>

user15026

How do you get to be the one holding up the clock thing? I could be good at that ;)

badp

I mean, you scored two goals in the same game! look at you!

FEichinger

You do remember that I'm English, not Swiss, right?

badp

@AshleyNunn I'm afraid you need to be a referee even to hold the clock thing

user15026

@badp Aww boo hiss

badp

20:51

@FEichinger All I know is you're German

Unionhawk

...

FEichinger

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS HURTS RIGHT NOW?

5pike

6-2

FEichinger

Also: GOD DAMMIT. ANOTHER ONE.

@badp I'm actually mostly English, and then some parts Swiss, Polish and German.

badp

@FEichinger Dude, our national teams are probably going to meet and greet at the airport anyway

5pike

20:52

Mhhh...seems the last goal didn't count. Ref already stopped the game.

badp

Hard feelings will subside as people there give their bank account a quick check

Hands will be shaked and maybe the queen will kiss the notice that bars Balotelli from the english empire for life

FEichinger

@badp Nonsense. At least you already won a match!

badp

@FEichinger You're still in time to win one, too!

That way we can be bottom feeder buddies.

Unionhawk

Yay! Friendship!

FEichinger

"bottom feeder" my ass. As it is right now, Italy is in the Round of 16, while England was KICKED OUT BY ITALY AND URUGUAY.

SaintWacko

20:54

Wipqozn

@FEichinger wait, what? All this time I thought you were German.

Frank

@SaintWacko Quicksave is your friend.

SaintWacko

@Frank Very much so

Lazers

0

Q: does origin re-download games for each account?

if origin accounts game's ID are linked to the game on the hard disk, if someone new used a computer and had the game in their library would they have to re-download it to play or would it just use the one on the disk?

origin

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Poor you.

badp

20:55

@FEichinger Dude, I don't really think we're going to get through. We played horribly vs England but we won and most people conveniently ignored that

Frank

@SaintWacko My first Mun landing was deadsticked. And took forever.

badp

Our defense was terrible throughout and we were one-trick ponies vs England and Costa Rica. With England it was just "go down lanes always", with Costa Rica it was "just throw it down there always"

Wipqozn

Are there any world cup games over the weekend? Maybe I'll watch one. Maybe.

badp

@Wipqozn Let me suggest a couple of real boring ones

FEichinger

Germany/Ghana is going to be interesting. US/Portugal as well.

Belgium/Russia perhaps.

badp

20:58

So... Nigeria - Bosnia it is

FEichinger

And Australia/Spain is probably the least significant match.

badp

Also I have no idea how Korea - Algeria will go

Those are a few weird matchups

FEichinger

Also ... WAIT A MINUTE.

Wipqozn

Presbyterian Church USA votes to allow gay marriage ceremonies

Unionhawk

@FEichinger waits

SaintWacko

20:59

Well, shit

FEichinger

DID YOU JUST CALL YOURSELF A PONY, @BADP?!

SaintWacko

Don't have enough fuel in these probes :(

badp

@FEichinger citation needed

I am the king of dictionary and I have the power to retcon

FEichinger

BRB SCREENSHOTTING AND SENDING TO KALINA

Unionhawk

> we were one-trick ponies

...

Wipqozn

21:00

@Unionhawk No, you fool! You need an image! He'll just delete your post!

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn Nah, he'll just edit it.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn I have already documented it all.

NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, @BADP!

badp

Luckily, one-trick pony is in the dictionary

user15026

@Wipqozn Okay, this is cool, because it isn't just "we will allow them to happen in our church" but "we will perform them" AND "we will change our definition of marriage"

badp

and as you well know, "one-trick pony" is a way of saying that is in no way to be taken literally!

Unionhawk

21:01

I think @badp wins this round.

FEichinger

@badp SHUDDUPYOUCALLEDYOURSELFAPONYANDIHAVEASCREENSHOT.

badp

Henceforth, therefore, thou art wrong, and I don't even need to retcon the English language!

Unionhawk

FEichinger

@badp But, as you know, @Uni is perpetually wrong, which means you did not win which means I WIN.

badp

Uni is wrong because I don't win this round, I win all rounds.

Lazers

21:03

0

Q: In Uncharted and Uncharted 2, how does Co-Op work?

In Uncharted 3, there's a multiplayer option and Co-Op option which uses split-screen for two players. I'd like to know if there's such an option in the original Uncharted and Uncharted 2. How does Co-Op work in both games, is their a split screen, or is there no Co-Op at all?

uncharted-3 uncharted uncharted-2 uncharted-series

Wipqozn

@FEichinger I think that you'll find, since I'm always to blame, that I am therefore to blame for victory and am therefore the real winner.

badp

@FEichinger being imprecise is a soft form of being wrong

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Yeah, it's pretty rad.

badp

WE NEED TO EMBRACE AND RESPECT ALL FORMS OF WRONGNESS ON THE INTERNET, NOT JUST THE HARD BOOLEAN ONES

Unionhawk

EXACTLY

EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS THE RIGHT TO BE WRONG ON THE INTERNET. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.

badp

21:04

DOWN WITH THE FALSE WRONGNESS DICHOTOMY!

EXACTLY AS WRONG AS YOU'D LIKE.

FEichinger

@badp ∃x ⊆ ∀x

badp

but no worse than Wipqozn

Unionhawk

ESPECIALLY YOU @FEi

FEichinger

Binary logic is the only one that counts.

Otherwise, it would not count.

badp

Ah, but I meant binary wrongness

Unionhawk was wrong because he was imprecise.

Unionhawk

21:06

@FEichinger just doesn't fully understand wrongness.

badp

@Unionhawk That's another way to be wrong on the internet. Metawrongity

FEichinger

Alright, I'm having chat bugs.

badp

that beats bed bugs

FEichinger

Messages are refusing to get sent, throwing a jQuery TypeError.

badp

and if you mean that about 1 in 2 messages never get to the server and need to be sent twice, I have that too

Unionhawk

21:08

I have that too! :o

I blame @TimStone

FEichinger

@badp Alright, writing a Meta about it, then.

Unionhawk

Blanket statement.

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk If you all have the chat userscript it probably is my fault.

badp

Do you all happen to have "Chat Reply Helper for Stack Exchange sites" installed?

Tim Stone

If you don't then it's not and hooray!

badp

21:09

I think it's the only one I've got

Tim Stone

Ah, then it's not my fault. Excellent.

Grace Note

I'm not having chat problems

And I don't have any sort of chat userscripts. Huzzah.

FEichinger

@badp That could be it, of course.

badp

@TimStone clearly balpha's been devving chat with your scripts installed and tested chat to work properly - missing what happens if your extension isn't installed

Unionhawk

I've got SE Chat Modifications and a couple others, Chrome Dev.

Grace Note

21:10

Since we've already absolved @TimStone of blame, we must shift the blame elsewhere.

badp

IT CAN STILL BE YOUR FAULT

Grace Note

Pick between @badp and @Wipqozn. Appropriate action will be taken as necessary.

Unionhawk

I don't have Chat Reply Helper though.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk What chat scripts do you have?

Unionhawk

46 secs ago, by Unionhawk

I've got SE Chat Modifications and a couple others, Chrome Dev.

FEichinger

21:11

> a couple others

ಠ_ಠ

Tim Stone

He only listed the ones that are cool.

Unionhawk

For values of "a couple others" meaning Ronan's clipboard, and PONIES (the porkchop's)

Tim Stone

But yeah, I'm running Chrome dev too

badp

Chrome Dev represent

FEichinger

Okay, I only have the Reply Helper and SEScripts.

badp

21:12

also disabling the Chat Reply Helper seems to be helping

BLAME STATUS: PLACED

FEichinger

Disabled the Reply Helper, let's see how that goes.

Although, of course, that doesn't really explain @Uni's issues I suppose.

But then again, @Uni is always wrong, so who cares.

Fluttershy

I got a new job!

6

FEichinger

\o/

Tim Stone

@badp If I unminify the jQuery source in the Inspector Tools it stops erroring for me.

Because, you know, logic.

badp

@TimStone CAUSE IDENTIFIED: SPITE

BLAME STATUS: SHIFTED TO @ORIGAMIROBOT

user15026

21:19

Guys! I wrote a thing! About e-sports! nitrogensports.eu/blog/aralyns-adventures-in-e-sports

badp

Does it have e-television and e-doritos?

user15026

@badp No, sorry to disappoint

badp

:(

Grace Note

@Fluttershy Congrats

badp

@AshleyNunn wait you do have doritos

Fluttershy

21:21

@GraceNote Thanks. :D

It's not a slaughterhouse, so... I'm happy.

user15026

@badp oh, that's right! I do!

user15026

@Fluttershy This is the most excellent news of excellent news!

badp

@Fluttershy success

Fluttershy

Oh, and I get health insurance after 6 months.

user15026

@Fluttershy Woo :)

GnomeSlice

21:27

@Fluttershy Don't die before then

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice I'll try not to.

Chippies

can insanity be turned off in Don't Starve?

Fluttershy

@Chippies Not that I am aware, no.

But there is a character who doesn't lose sanity.

Chippies

@Fluttershy aww, balls. I enjoyed the game before insanity and then they implemented it and it got too difficult

haven't played since

Wipqozn

@GraceNote ~~@Wipqozn~~ @badp!

Stack Exchange

21:32

Grace Note has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

Fluttershy

@Chippies There are plenty of ways to restore sanity!

Chippies

@Fluttershy yeah, but there's so much stuff that you have to manage, it hurts my head

before insanity, you only had to deal with hunger

then they added insanity, warmth and whatever else there is

and now you have to be always on your toes

Wipqozn

@StackExchange Nooooooo!

My hope has become despair! queue gif

user15026

Augh, Prison Architect, y u keep crashing

user15026

I don't understand why you won't run :(

FEichinger

21:42

@AshleyNunn AppData/Local/Introversion/Prison Architect/

user15026

@FEichinger What do I do with that?

user15026

(aka remember explain this stuff to me like I am five :P)

Wipqozn

There we go. My ARqade base is complete (aka my second base).

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Alright, just enter this in your file explorer: %APPDATA%\..\Local\Introversion\Prison Architect

Wipqozn

I've got badp as a sniper; fluttershy and origamirobot as assault; sternold, gracenote, and strixvaria as rifleman; and there are two no name shield units. Basically red shirts.

As you die, you will be repalce by other bridge members!

ACtually think I will name my shield units. But who to name them after?

user15026

21:45

@Wipqozn Can I have a big gun and shoot things?

FEichinger

In there is a debug.txt file. Check the last few lines of that for errors.

Wipqozn

Might go back and give names to my other two named units.

user15026

@FEichinger okay, will do

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn You're a Heavy Weapons user on my RL Team. I ran out fo RL girl friends to name characters after.

and you and a machine gun just seem to go together.

...I'm not sure if that's a compliment, but it's something!

user15026

"==OPENGL==> [location 'Startup'] error code 0x500 (invalid enumerant)
There are 0 mod sub directories
Invalid multi-byte UTF8 character: 0XFF
Loaded in 1683 strings
Couldn't open unicode language file data/language/fullgame.txt
libpng version 1.4.7 - April 10, 2011
(Running with version 1.4.7)
Object spritebank composite took 2897ms
Warning: Loading a very high res image (2432x128)
[SteamWrapper] SteamAPI is initialised.
[SteamWorkshopWrapper::ListPublishedFiles] Listing published files from index 0

user15026

21:46

@Wipqozn I will take it as a compliment

Wipqozn

Okay, fae is a shield. I need one more shield.

Probably spugsley.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn There should be a FATAL ERROR a few lines up.

Frank

@AshleyNunn A game we may like

Even though it's not a Kairosoft game.

user15026

@FEichinger There's not one :(

user15026

Just more about not being able to open the unicode language file

Frank

21:49

It might be a F2P game, though, so who knows.

user15026

@Frank Yes! I have it on Android! It is so far not F2P

user15026

it is fun

Stack Exchange

Grace Note has added Wipqozn to the list of this room's owners.

Frank

@AshleyNunn It seems to be a cross between a JRPG and Recettear.

Wipqozn

@StackExchange HOPE IS RESTORED

user15026

21:50

@Frank Yeah, that is a good way to put it. I've not played much of it, though.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Okay, then let's try the line after END DataRegistry DUMP:

user15026

Suggested resolution : 1600 x 900
OpenGL Vendor : ATI Technologies Inc.
OpenGL Renderer : AMD Radeon HD 6530D Graphics
OpenGL Version : 4.1.11079 Compatibility Profile Context
OpenGL GLSL : 4.10
Parsing archive main.dat...
DONE
Parsing archive sounds.dat...
DONE
Invalid multi-byte UTF8 character: 0XFF
Loaded in 1683 strings
Couldn't open unicode language file data/language/fullgame.txt
Initialising SDL Audio:
Frequency: 22050
Format: 32784
Channels: 2
Samples: 512
Size of Stereo Sample: 4

FEichinger

Okay, so it's neither an OpenGL error, nor an audio error ...

That is rather weird.

I'm assuming you're not getting any proper error message?

user15026

@FEichinger No, it just launches, then black screen -> grey screen -> windows tells me it crashed

FEichinger

@badp @TimStone @Uni Getting the error again. Reply Helper still disabled.

@AshleyNunn Hmm... the next step for the game, where your log ends, should be loading fonts. So I suppose your best bet is reinstall/verifying it on Steam.

user15026

21:56

@FEichinger Alright, I will try that :)

user15026

I appreciate the help, by the way

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn honestandroidgames.com/2014/06/topia-world-builder

user15026

@GnomeSlice oooooh interesting

GnomeSlice

> From the Award Winning Studio Crescent Moon Games and Glenn Corpes, one of the creators of the original Populous series of games, comes TOPIA WORLD BUILDER, a unique world building sim, tailored for android devices. You become god and shape the land as you choose, by the use of touch controls. Swipe your finger to create mountains, valleys, rivers, and oceans. Watch trees grow, spawn thousands of animals – and watch them live and die on the planet of your creation!

looks nice

user15026

@GnomeSlice It does look pretty neat :)

Chippies

22:22

@StrixVaria I beat the dry dunes with yoshi and a lot of handling and traction

now I have the gold wheels unlocked :D

@AshleyNunn have you tried different compatibility modes?

user15026

@Chippies I am working now, so I haven't gotten a chance to poke at it again

user15026

maybe after this WC match

Chippies

@AshleyNunn ah, okay :) changing compatibility modes is usually the first thing I do

are you on windows 8 btw?

user15026

win 7

OKAY, PANIC.

We are making some changes to our primary uplinks to the interwebz, if you guys notice any issues please let us know!

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 20, 2014 at 10:23 PM

Chippies

22:29

possibly running it as admin could help with some issues as well

fredley

Important announcement regarding inebriation:

Chippies

it also seems that the main reason why the game crashes for most people is crappy graphics drivers and updating seems to fix it

RedRiderX

Heh @fredley was trying to Android again?

Poor @fredley

fredley

MOD DRUNK, META SOBER

This drinking has nothing to do with Android

RedRiderX

You sure?

fredley

22:34

@RedRiderX sure of what?

RedRiderX

That trying to Android is the cause of the drinking?

fredley

Absolutely not

Why would drink

RedRiderX

You did repost my chart

fredley

Why

I overcame

RedRiderX

Oh well then

fredley

22:35

I bested it

This is why I am developre

MBraedley

Okay, time to try and get CUPS to work on my Pi. Wish me luck!

fredley

@MBraedley have fun with your cups

RedRiderX

@fredley You are batter at Android than I

fredley

No, I am battered

Maybe I'm battered at Android? Who knows

Someone star @flu's post for me, chatsey does not support starring from the sidebar

6

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn: You've been upgrade to a laser machine gun

fredley

22:38

INCORRECT STARRING

FAILURE TO STAR APPROPTOPRIATELY WILL RESULT IN THE REVOCATION OF STAR PRIVELEGES

SWITKEY CANNOT CORRECT SPELLING IN CAPS

user15026

@Wipqozn What up I am awesome

MBraedley

@fredley Your fingers are just too big

@fredley Also, one battle down, lord knows how many are left

fredley

@MBraedley I'll mashed the keypad, but my dialling wand has yet to arrive

@MBraedley The World Cup just keeps going AFAIK

MBraedley

22:54

@fredley CUPS, not World Cup

> SpliX Cannot open CMS file /usr/share/cups/profiles/samsung/CLP-315cms (2)

That seems to be my problem

FEichinger

@fredley You should know better.

fredley

@FEichinger I should. So ashame.

MBraedley

Ich spreche kein Deutsch

FEichinger

*Very should. Such ashamed.

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