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user20683
21:01
@SaintWacko That pretty much sums up @AshleyNunn 's attitude toward Minecraft
@SaintWacko The XD pretty much seals it.
The NSFW in "More from Cheezburger" feels completely off though
@badp Yeah, there's been a lot of that happening lately
"SHE JUST KILLED TWO PEOPLE SO HAWT"
sigh.
so
let's talk about something that kids struggle with daily.
no.
21:05
that's right, it's sodium.
Monsters
Na
@Mana Not reaching your destination in an even number of steps?
is this an elaborate batman joke.
kids just don't get sodium.
and that's too bad.
@OrigamiRobot Next year (my seventh), my company gives me 6 weeks off, in addition to my normal 4 weeks of holidays.
21:06
@OrigamiRobot Holy shit I needed to do everything in even quantities as a kid.
because as we all know, sodium is an essential part of modern life.
user15026
@StrixVaria For me it was circular paths.
@JasonBerkan o.0
@JasonBerkan I would go insane.
so here's what we gotta do.
21:07
@JasonBerkan niiiiice.
@OrigamiRobot I'm coming to visit you on my holidays.
the sodium needs to get to the kids.
@JasonBerkan I want 2.5 months off.
@StrixVaria Technically I had to do things in multiples of 8, but that also resulted in it being an even number.
Getting 16% of a year off, paid, is freaking awesome.
Imagine getting paid to do what you like.
Like play video games.
21:08
which means we gotta bring the sodium to them. how do we do that?
Except you could be getting double paid.
@badp It's a nice perk. We tend to work in government agencies, where they get every second Friday off (but we don't). Instead, after seven years, we get a couple of months off.
user15026
@Mana Cannons!
@Mana, are you drunk?
the answer is, obviously, tubes.
21:09
@JasonBerkan ...how are those two even remotely the same thing?
so I've invented something that solves this modern day dilemna. it's called the RadTubez
@badp They are both perks?
and you put it on the kid's head
user15026
....someday I want a job with benefits and vacation
user15026
but right now my job is still amazeballs
21:10
and then you give them their daily sodium suppository through the tube
and it forces them to consume it, or else they choke and die
user15026
@Mana you scare me
bam, suddenly the survival instinct kicks in
@Mana I can't tell if this is an elaborate joke or not.
only the kids who are ready to survive and become leaders live on
the rest are gone
user15026
@Mana Like a weirdly salty survival game
21:11
and we've created an entire generation of revolutionaries.
user15026
@Mana Who then kill us for the salt-forcing
This is what happens when @Mana is not a mod and free to say what he feels.
@AshleyNunn YES
SOMEONE GETS IT
HEY MANA. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HAPPY MEALS. THEY'VE GOT FRIES IN IT. THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY DIPPED IN SALT.
when they kill us, they know what it means to live
21:12
@Mana Sounds like Battle Royale. Except with salt.
user15026
@badp And there's also a fun toy!
they understand the true meaning of their everyday meandering
user15026
@Mana but we won't anymore :(
but we were all doomed anyways
I mean...none of us got our required sodium amounts when we were children.
@Mana What was our required sodium amounts?
user20683
21:13
@Mana I'm not sure what you're on about but I'm fairly sure that you're misinformed, crazy, trolling or pick any.
@WorldEngineer Or all.
user20683
@Frank Any covers all :P
user20683
I mean I've never had a block of sodium metal
user20683
that'd burn my face off
user15026
21:14
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MdaGI know what it does, but when does the plot tell you what it is and where to use it?

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MdaGI know what it does, but when does the plot tell you what it is and where to use it? Granted you get a vague item description, but is that all?

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Q: What's the easiest daily way to farm planetary comms at level 51+?

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user15026
GETTING MAIL IS AWESOME
user15026
ALSO LAZERS RUINED MY HAPPY
heh yeah, you would all call me crazy.
one day you'll understand.
user20683
@Mana If I'd had insufficient sodium, I'd be dead
user20683
If I'd had too much I'd also be dead
user15026
21:15
DONT DIE
user20683
Or possibly a Star Trek monster
Are we talking about Na or NaCl?
user15026
DONT DO THAT EITHER
I'm now convinced that @mana is drunk. Either that or he's trying to set up some advertisement for game he's making.
Something like Sodium Wars: The Sodiuming.
user20683
@Wipqozn Blitheringly Kalinaesque High is also an option
21:17
That's just silly, @Mana doesn't do drugs, he's a choir boy.
user15026
@WorldEngineer not a pot high.
What the hell is going on?
I'm gone for, like, one morning and @Mana is a druggie?
Another option: someone else is using @Mana's computer.
@Frank I'm gone for, like, one morning and someone steals @Mana's computer?
@Yuki Sure, why not?
21:25
I think it's time to blow the explosive charge SE secretly embeds in every moderator's brain stem
user15026
I dunno if this is a thing people are yay over, but comixology is giving away comics or something.
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who wants to push the shiny red "explode @mana's brain" button???
it's shiny and also red
@agent86 As the user will also be, after pressing said button?
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Q: How to find level 60 items with a level 70 character?

cevingBefore the last update it was possible to start a game on normal or nightmare or hell difficulty and in such a game a character with a high level was able to find items with lower level. But now I find only level 70 items with a level 70 character even if I play on normal difficulty. How to find ...

it's actually still coated with blood from the last time it was used. we erased your memories of that event.
21:28
UPlay? More like UDontPlay
@Powerlord Name a single of these online DRM games that didn't have connection problems on launchday.
@Arperum Titanfall.
> "I paid £40 for a game that I cannot access due to the crappest UI in the business,"
Now, I don't like uPlay as much as the next person, but I don't think that's warranted.
uPlay hardly has the crappiest UI in the business.
@Yuki Well, QuickTime/iTunes isn't in the same business...
@Yuki In terms of a games platform a la Steam/Origin, it's pretty much the worst. <_<
21:32
@Arperum Portal 2.
I haven't had much trouble with it, but then again I don't buy stuff from their store.
I redeem codes from GMG and whatnot.
you'd think in the era of scalable cloud computing this wouldn't be an issue anymore
@Powerlord Portal 2 doesn't require an online check when you launch it. Only a single online check every two weeks.
I think the companies are just cheap. or stupid. or stupid and cheap.
In fact, the only Valve game I know of that had launch day problems was Half-Life 2.
21:33
stueap
chupid
@agent86 Cheupid.
"quit being so chupid, uplay!"
@Arperum It does when you install it... even if you preinstall it, as the game files for pre-launch titles are encrypted.
Still, if uPlay wasn't stupid, it would do one check for each person today, rather than one check for each person each time they start the game.
@Powerlord Seems like Valve knows how to catch these server floods then.
21:35
like, I'm one guy. I have a stupid blog. still, I use services that keep it running even if the load doubles or triples or 10x'es in one day.
@Arperum Since they're on their second CDN now, I'd have hoped they'd have figured it out by now... it also helps that their current CDN uses HTTP (or HTTPs, I'm not sure which) instead of a proprietary protocol like their old one did.
blagh, why does converting 20Gb of Flac files to mp3 take so long...
@Arperum I don't know, why does uncompressing and recompressing 20GB take a long time?
@Powerlord Shush.
Wee, new debit card!
21:46
Hello.
@peper757 Welcome to the Bridge!
(run. Run now. Flee for your life!)
Is there a way to get at Steam's weekly deals page? Without it in the spotlight, I don't know how.
@Frank Ooh, you should post a picture of it!
@SaintWacko Har har. That's not happening.
@Frank :D
@Sterno If I ever become a mod I will rename everyone else to SexRobot
@SaintWacko Remind me to never vote for you.
22:07
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Wasn't there a way to delete unwanted items from your steam inventory?
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@Lazers Don't worry. Neither do we.
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22:49
I wasn't drunk.
I just wanted to connect with you guys in a way I've never connected before.
Over our common desire to make sure that our children have the sodium they need to survive this cruel and bizarre world we all live in.
Does a man need to be inebriated to say what's really on their mind?
If that's what being drunk is...then yeah. I was completely hammered.
maybe one day you can all be drunk with me.
4
and then we'll talk about how we really feel.
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This question :(
23:08
@StackExchange I knew @Sterno would be the one to save me from myself.
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Aaaaaand Steam's down.
and uplay
Interesting... do we blame Watch Dogs?
23:21
Yes
Why not?
Time to finish Ep 4x04
@Yuki norepro
btw this is a thingadongdong for Ingress: NCRP4KA2PI
@badp ?
They mailed this code to me in an effort to get me into the game.
Should unlock some thingamajiggers
Probably low level crap.
23:32
I might try playing Ingress but I don't live in a city so meh
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ScribblenauticalIs there an app for the StackExchange sites? More specifically the Arqade? If there isn't consider creating one!

@SepiaLazers ...
Huh.
My avatar for Meta is different from my avatar for Main.
I thought the two profiles were linked?
@Yuki Avatars are no longer synced, because of the imgur upload for avatars.
(Before, it would just use the Gravatar, which is synced by necessity - you can't change your email address only on meta.)
Well, perfect time to go look for a new avatar!
23:42
Ep 4x04: Picard lives with a teenager
@Yuki No! No more avatar changes!
This is interesting
@MBraedley And then I'll change my handle in a month!
Well at least we can somewhat rejoice knowing that @Yuki was finally able to let it go
@Yuki Bad!
23:49
YOU ARE A FREE MAN
or xenothing
Hmm...
spiderdude?
brokococop thing.
But Artorias is so awesome.
23:50
@Yuki 403
NSFW: new bitcoin rival (link itself is probably fine, but you've been warned about embedded video)
I want the old @yuki avatar back :(
@Arperum Should I keep my old avatar and just change my name then?
Because I'm making at least one of those changes.
Don't really have a preference as to which.
@Yuki My default identification is based on avatar. So avatar changes confuse the hell out of me.
anyway, bedtime. I was planning on going to bed early tonight, guess that didn't work... it's nearly 2 AM again.

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