The Bridge

RedRiderX

00:00

PFFF

WHAT KIND OF PHONE IS THAT

3ventic

Symbian OS

RedRiderX

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES

3ventic

The camera is pretty great tho

RedRiderX

NOKIA?

3ventic

Ye

RedRiderX

00:01

YEP

3ventic

Old one

RedRiderX

N8?

N9?

3ventic

N8

Had e90 before that

RedRiderX

YEAH THAT WAS THEIR BEST PHONE BEFORE THEY DID WINDOWS PHONE

3ventic

Used to code my c++ program on it lol

Through putty on school server

RedRiderX

00:02

WOW

3ventic

Like 5 years ago

Im kind of surprised how well it worked

Coding on touch screens is horrible

RedRiderX

@3ventic WHAT DIDNT YOU HAVE A KEYBOARD

3ventic

E90 had a proper keyboard under the lid

RedRiderX

A PHONE KEYBOARD

PFFFFFFF

NOW YOU HAVE MY PITY

3ventic

N8 doesnt have one, only that tiny touch crap

E90 had full qwerty keyboard

Then again, the phone was huge

RedRiderX

00:05

BUT A PHONE KEYBOARD

WHAT COULD YOU TYPE WITH MORE THAN TWO FINGERS

3ventic

No, but it was fast with 2 fingers

RedRiderX

HMM

3ventic

Since you had like 9 buttons you could press without moving your thumb

Cant do that with a touchpad

Need to have your thumb hovering, not resting on buttons

I miss that small keyboard a bit

RedRiderX

YEAH BUT YOU DONT CODE ON A SOFTWARE KEYBOARD EITHER

3ventic

Yeah, because ita bad

RedRiderX

00:09

YEAH THEY SAVED DA HOSTAGES

3ventic

I kinda want to get a keyboard to use with my nexus 7

Then i could do anything without issues

RedRiderX

YEAH I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT BUT THEN I WAS LIKE "WAIT WHY AM I BUYING A KEYBOARD FOR THIS"

3ventic

Remote control to pc makes you want to have it

RedRiderX

EEEEEEH

IM NOT FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM MY PC FOR THAT TO BE IMPORTANT

@3ventic ALSO WHAT ABOUT A MOUSE

3ventic

Touch works well enough

RedRiderX

00:12

S3 E13: HEY ITS Q AGAIN

3ventic

Its rare to have buttons that are as hard to hit as the mobile link in chat

user20683

@RedRiderX That's why it's called "Deja Q"

3ventic

Gotta go byee

user20683

:P

RedRiderX

OH GAWD

WHAT THE HECK Q

@agent86 ALSO I DIDNT SEE ANY SPACE WHOOPI IN THE LAST EPISODE

OH NO WHERE DID THIS BAG OF POPCORN GO

THERE WAS A FULL BAG RIGHT HERE

NOW THERE IS JUST THIS EMPTY ONE

Lazers

00:15

0

Q: I'm able to go to other towns on ACNL, but one of my friends can't visit my town. Is anyone else experiencing this too?

Like the title says, I'm able to visit other towns, and other people can visit mine perfectly fine. However, a friend of mine is having trouble visiting my town. She keeps getting an error (018-0510), and she even looked it up. This is a link to the error on the support website: http://www.ninten...

Wipqozn

@spugsley That's pretty fantastic.

spugsley

@StrixVaria baww thanks :3 I'll even forgive your use of the word "baller"

badp

the third level in Tower of Guns is extra ridicolous

Wipqozn

Does this mean we need to make appointments to speak with you now?

RedRiderX

JUST HAVE YOUR PEOPLE TALK TO HER PEOPLE

Wipqozn

00:19

@RedRiderX Good plan

@RedRiderX Season 3...is that the one where Q, wait no I don't want to spoil anything.

Origami Robot

@spugsley Oh, I'm going to say this so much now.

Wipqozn

Yup, it is. Q loses his powers.

I love that episode.

All the Q episodes are great.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn GAWD

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX You're 9m into it, so that's not a spoiler! It's revealed after the opening credits.

badp

Is this the episode where Spock kills Hermione?

4

Wipqozn

00:22

@badp Yes.

RedRiderX

@badp OH NO REALLY

GAWD

Wipqozn

Okay I need to head off. Later ALLIGATORS! HAHAHAHAAH

agent86

@RedRiderX whoopi is in the Q episode

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn THANKS FOR SPOILERS

agent86

ROSEBUD IS THE NAME OF THE SAUCER SECTION

RedRiderX

00:23

WAIT WAT

agent86

also guinan is picard's dad

RedRiderX

OMIGOSH

badp

Harry humped the borg queen

RedRiderX

SHTAP

THE STORY

THE MINDCANON

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE MINDCANON!?

badp

It was all a dream

except for the humping

that was a simulation

agent86

00:24

the hail was coming from inside the bridge after all!

RedRiderX

THE MIIIIIIIINDCANON

badp

Voldemort's wand matches the voxatron's energy signatures

agent86

kirk flies in from the past and kicks riker right in the beard

RedRiderX

@badp BUT DOES IT REVERSE THE NEUTRON FLOW

agent86

they reverse the polarity and tell the borg "this statement is false"

and it all goes kaboom

badp

00:25

@RedRiderX not until Picard gets Eragorn to repopulate the positron array

StrixVaria

@spugsley I broke 60k words in my first draft today.

RedRiderX

@badp *Eragon

badp

@RedRiderX Oh so you still don't... wow

No okay I won't spoil this one for you

RedRiderX

AND THEN GETS ARAGORN

@badp WAIT WAT

IVE READ THE WHOLE INHERITANCE CYCLE

WHAT DID I FORGET

badp

guys he doesn't know about Eragorn the sparkly vampire dwarf prince with a pet giant ent

RedRiderX

00:28

:O

Fluttershy

@Frank SAO got weird. I'm not sure how I feel about it anymore. <_<

RedRiderX

@Fluttershy DID YOU REACH S2

spugsley

@StrixVaria Omg yay!

Fluttershy

@RedRiderX Is S2 the Alfheim Online arc?

RedRiderX

@Fluttershy YES

AND YES, VERY WEIRD

Fluttershy

00:29

Then yes.

badp

The one where Pikachu spares Mussolini?

RedRiderX

@badp WEIRDER

AND WITH MORE FANSERVICE

Fluttershy

Something about the whole "I'm trying to marry an underage girl while she's comatose" is a little... well, I dunno what's worse, that, or the whole "I have strong feelings of non-familial love for my cousin."

They probably should've just stopped at the first season. <_<

RedRiderX

@Fluttershy I KNOW ITS SO WEIRD

@Fluttershy IT RUINED IT FOR ME TOO

badp

@Fluttershy Sounds like they've got a feature matrix to fill

RedRiderX

00:31

THE BOY WHO CRIED WORF

Fluttershy

I have... 7 episodes to go, so I'm going to stick with it. But... man... It went FLCL levels of weird immediately after Attack on Titan levels of amazeballs.

RedRiderX

THATS GREAT

@Fluttershy YOU ARE BRAVER THEN I

Fluttershy

Maybe this weird will prepare me for what I'm watching next.

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy FLCL is not about incest

badp

So it is about necrophilia and paedophilia?

RedRiderX

00:34

@badp OH SNAP

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Is it not? I honestly couldn't tell. I've seen it twice and I still have no idea what was going on.

RedRiderX

@badp AND MAYBE OBJECTUM SEXUALITY

badp

Just so long as it isn't about Wipqozn

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn IS A THING?

badp

My android keyboard says yes

He's not very fast.

agent86

00:37

I don't know what you guys are talking about, so here's a random image.

RedRiderX

STAR TREK!

AND ANIME FANSERVICE

AWWW DANG DATA YOU SURE SERVED HIM

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy I all makes perfect sense.

For certain values of perfect

RedRiderX

AAAAAAAAH SPACE WHOOPI

Origami Robot

@RedRiderX ...

RedRiderX

OOOOH DANG SPACE WHOOPI YOU SURE SERVED HIM

Yuki

00:49

@ash So my sister said if she was a Harvest Moon character, her gifts would be eggs and rice pudding. tl;dr My sister would be a cheap date.

RedRiderX

SO NOW THE ADS ARE FOR UNDERWEAR, STATEFARM, AND NCIS

user15026

@Yuki Niiiiice

RedRiderX

@Yuki HEH

user15026

(I am bad because I legit in my brain went "I am good at making rice pudding...")

user15026

Mine would be cupcakes and daisies.

RedRiderX

00:55

OMG IS Q GOING TO BE A CREW MEMBER

THERE IS NO WAY Q IS GOING TO BE A CREW MEMBER

spugsley

@RavenDreamer I don't think this weekend is going to work. I forgot I made plans to go out of town with some friends to Greenville SC (to see Tom Hiddleston in OLLA :O )

user20683

@RedRiderX :)

Origami Robot

@Krazer COME ON YOU POOP

RedRiderX

OH NOES IS Q GONNA DIE

FIND OUT AFTER THIS PICTURE OF UNDERWEAR

Yuki

TIL @ASHLEYNUNN WANTS TO DATE MY SISTER.

7

WHO IS CURRENTLY UNDER 18 AND THEREFORE ILLEGAL.

RedRiderX

01:07

:o

user15026

@Yuki AUGH

user15026

NOW I LOOK LIKE A MONSTER

RedRiderX

@AshleyNunn HOW COULD YOU

user15026

THANKS

Braiam

@Yuki NOT IN MY COUNTRY

:d

user15026

01:07

@RedRiderX I CANT HELP I AM GOOD AT MAKING RICE PUDDING

RedRiderX

:o

Yuki

WELL, UNDER 16 SINCE WE'RE IN TEXAS. WHICH IS POSSIBLY WORSE

user15026

@Yuki I RETRACT ANY AND ALL STATEMENTS ABOUT RICE PUDDING

RedRiderX

@Yuki WAIT YOUR SISTER IS 16 IN TEXAS BUT 18 OUTSIDE OF IT

user20683

@Yuki I believe it is 14 in some places

user15026

01:08

(It's actually a food I loathe)

Braiam

STILL FINE IN MY COUNTRY

user15026

@WorldEngineer Stop you are not helping me look like not a monster

Yuki

SHE'S LEGAL IN ELEVEN MONTHS IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED THOUGH.

user15026

@Yuki NO I AM GOOD I WILL STICK WITH @WorldEngineer AND HIS CUTE FACE

LessPop_MoreFizz

HI CHAT

user20683

01:10

@AshleyNunn Please, I have a hideous face. I mean my nose is like a troll's and my chin is something like a hammer and I have all the cheek of a bulldog.

user15026

@WorldEngineer Well then what do I like you for?

MBraedley

0

Q: Connecting my desktop to anything other than directly to my modem/router (wired) brings down my entire internet connection

A week and a half ago, I started having an odd problem: with my main desktop connected to my gigabit switch, my internet connection would go dead, not just for my desktop, but for all of my devices. My first instinct was that it was my actual internet connection, and so I had my ISP replace my m...

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Any help would be appreciated

user20683

@AshleyNunn My winning personality?

user15026

@WorldEngineer Oh, is that what that is...

user20683

@AshleyNunn I've been known to be quite patriotic, I fly the flag quite well.

user15026

01:11

@WorldEngineer table flips and leaves

RedRiderX

OH ZEE MARIACHI

HAH HE COMMENTED ON HIS BEARD

Yuki

@ash I showed my sister that conversation. She can't stop laughing.

user15026

@Yuki well, that's good. I feel less evil then

Stizzle84

Hi

RedRiderX

OMIGOSH

DATA

Yuki

01:14

Now I need to bookmark that as, "In which @AshleyNunn attempts to date my underage sister".

3

user15026

@Yuki NO

RedRiderX

HES LAUGHING

user15026

BAD MAN

user15026

NO DISNEY SINGALONGS FOR YOU

2

MBraedley

@RedRiderX what season are you on?

RedRiderX

01:14

S3 EP13

MBraedley

Is that a Q episode?

RedRiderX

DEJA Q

MBraedley

Okay, I know the scene you're talking about.

RedRiderX

IT IS SO WEIRD

Chippies

12 forgotten souls, no socket, so disappointing

@MBraedley I can't offer you a solution, but I have had my internet go down for all devices when playing Torchlight 2 on LAN whenever I or wife entered a portal, both on Win7 and Win8

RedRiderX

01:18

Microsoft to sell Xbox One without Kinect

The 180 is complete

Chippies

iirc, the router modem would just restart itself

Lazers

0

Q: How to get my USB to work

I got a 32 gb flash drive and it was working just fine but when I git on and tried installing a update the flash drive didn't show up then i went to the storage and it was showing up there either i tried to plug it in somewhere else and turn off my xbox but nothing will work

xbox-360

MBraedley

@Chippies haven't done much if any gaming since this started.

RedRiderX

Also of note is Microsoft making a lot of stuff available without Live Gold

Chippies

@MBraedley yeah, you have a different issue, but it's similar

I guess the cause is different, but the problem is the same

MBraedley

01:22

It definitely is a software issue, but he'll if I know what's causing it.

Chippies

@MBraedley have you checked if LAN still works?

does the modem reboot itself whenever it happens?

MBraedley

@Chippies yeah, I still have access to the LAN, but nothing can access the net. The modem sometimes, but not always, reboots.

Chippies

@MBraedley this random thread I just googled says that turning UPnP off helped

if the modem reboots, it's possible that windows sends a signal to reboot for some reason

MBraedley

Additionally, it's like my switch doesn't even recognize my computer anymore - the link light doesn't come on.

Chippies

@MBraedley that seems weird

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:25

►

^^^ WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

MBraedley

@Chippies oh, yeah, forgot to mention, if I try to connect with wifi, the same thing happens.

GnomeSlice

fuck the bed of chaos

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote you know japanese games...how worth it is this bundle, especially considering I'll be buying the cave collection separate (nullifying the Cave games' value) and I'll have to drive 3 hrs to Chicago to get it (very much not seeing worth it) ebay.com/itm/…

Stizzle84

I am back

Sorry just wittnessed dog birth

Ben Brocka

fuck region locks btw

Stizzle84

01:38

An image that i will never get out of my fucking mind

user15026

@BenBrocka amen to that

Chippies

@BenBrocka region locks, just like most drm only promote piracy :x

user15026

@Chippies yeah....

user15026

DRM is why I am an ebook pirate more often than not

user15026

Or at the very least I strip everything I buy legit

Chippies

01:40

@AshleyNunn it's pretty bad that you have to do that in the first place

Stizzle84

Who plays clash of clans

user15026

@Chippies It started because I could not get books I bought from Kobo to work on my Sony reader any other way. Now I just do it because I am angry and things.

Braiam

BEHOLD! THE NEW 9007199254740992

cc @fredley @badp

Stizzle84

O my god that is so complocated

Unionhawk

...

Chippies

01:44

@Braiam seems like if you don't have 1080p+ monitor, you're screwed

Unionhawk

No.

Just.

Chippies

unless you zoom out ofc

Unionhawk

I can't.

Stizzle84

Well brb

user15026

@Braiam WHY AM I TRYING THIS

user15026

01:44

WHY

Chippies

funny how favicon says 2048

MBraedley

Unionhawk

> NOTE: This site is not the official version of 2048.

Like ANYONE ELSE has ever cared about that

Also: nowai

Lazers

0

Q: World Edit On single player world

I play on a server that is creative mode and it has world edit if you vote or are tier. I am working on a project that is at least 1,000 blocks by 1,000 blocks. how do i get world edit.

minecraft pc

MBraedley

The rangers just won game 7 of the series over the penguins. There goes half my playoff pool.

Unionhawk

01:46

@Lazers Pretty sure most servers with world edit have it server-side with Bukkit. Could be wrong.

MBraedley

@Lazers how would we know? It sounds like the admin provisions world edit permissions.

Unionhawk

@MBraedley It sounds like world edit is some sort of patron perk, or something.

Either way, the problem in the title and the problem in the question are probably totally unrelated.

MBraedley

@Unionhawk exactly. Why would you ask us about that?

Unionhawk

@MBraedley They might be under the impression that, to use world edit, you would need to have it installed locally too, which is probably not the case.

MBraedley

@Unionhawk perhaps.

Ben Brocka

01:51

Why do 4GB Xbox 360s even exist

like, new ones

MBraedley

@BenBrocka "mommy, can I get an xbox?"

LessPop_MoreFizz

ATTN: @AshleyNunn commonplacebooks.com/canadaustour

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Boo! I can't go then, I am pretty sure :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn :(

user15026

(I feel like I have a thing then.)

user15026

01:53

I am sad.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn You should try to get out of your thing

Braiam

@Stizzle84 wut

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am very tempted. Once I figure out what said thing is (because I am the worst at actually recording life stuff in a place that makes sense to hold such things), I will determine if this is a thing that is get out able.

Coronus

Hello Bridgechat!

user15026

@Coronus Hello!

Lazers

01:58

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Q: Pixel Poro - What do the hearts do?

Riot has released Pixel Poro, a minigame with pong-like mechanics to coincide with Braum's release. On some points a red poro flys briefly across the screen, like this: If you can get the white poro to pass through the red poro, you get a heart: The interface looks like it accommodates 3 hea...

league-of-legends

Coronus

I unexpectedly have the night off, so now I have no idea what I want to do.

Oh, yeah! I can go play 9007199254740992!

user15026

@Coronus That will kill a while :P

GnomeSlice

►

Still the best thing

Coronus

@GnomeSlice Umm... Nope.

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz ಠ_ಠ

(you know what you did)

GnomeSlice

02:08

@Coronus False.

Coronus

@GnomeSlice Denied.

Ktash

I prefer my games with a random move generator

Also, are we doing sing-a-longs @Ashley?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk I have no idea what you're talking about.

user15026

@Ktash NO BECAUSE @YUKI IS DUMB :P

Ktash

@AshleyNunn ahhhh :(

Unionhawk

02:10

@LessPop_MoreFizz Mhmm.

Ktash

I'm autoplaying that 900blahblah game in the background

what else should I do

Coronus

@AshleyNunn Blame @Yuki. Good strategy.

user15026

@Coronus He started it with the rice pudding

Coronus

@AshleyNunn goes off to read transcript

Yuki

Which @ash was planning on making to court my sister.

Ktash

02:16

@Yuki But she's courting me...

Yuki

Who, as I should mention, is underage in most countries.

Coronus

Tell me you made that bookmark...

user15026

I AM A MONSTER

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GnomeSlice

@Ktash candystand.com/play/electric-box-2

Coronus

Yes, but you attack with hugs and cupcakes.

Yuki

02:17

You can bookmark from the transcript, right?

Ktash

@GnomeSlice Can I autoplay it?

@AshleyNunn You can make me things

Unionhawk

@Yuki Yup

GnomeSlice

@Ktash ?

Lazers

0

Q: Essential kits not working

I have made a OP kits with essentials. I then tried to make another one. but the other one won't work here's the config for it May: delay: 84600 items: - 306 1 protection:45 fireprotection:42 respiration:40 thorns:40 name:&3&lMay - 307 1 protection:45 fireprotection:42 ...

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GnomeSlice

@Ktash dogeminer.se

Unionhawk

02:18

@Lazers Hrm. Smells like a dupe. Recent, I think

Ktash

@GnomeSlice Doge? I'm out ;P

Coronus

Oh dear. I think I found it.

Ktash

Mmm, I am hungry now

thanks guys/gals

Unionhawk

Ah, yes, I knew I remembered seeing that one before

2 days ago, by Lazers

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Q: Essential op kits won't work

I am trying to make OP kits for my server but every time I try it always says "this kit is not made properly" or something like that. I have allow-unsafe enchantments to true but it still won't work. Please help!

minecraft hosting

Self-deleted. But at least I'm not crazy, that's the important thing.

Ktash

@Unionhawk dupe by the same user...

Unionhawk

02:23

@Ktash Yup.

Ktash

dubious

Coronus

@AshleyNunn Yep, it was all Yuki.

user15026

02:38

I knew it

Lazers

02:59

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Q: How do I enable GregTech Plate recepies?

Gregtech changed a lot of recepies back in 1.5.2. (well, he always seems to be changing stuff but this is the specific time that I noticed this change) One of the changes that I noticed was his introduction of the Hammers, and most recepies that previously used Ingots now used Plates. My new ser...

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