The Bridge

MBraedley

00:10

What a save! Keep it up, Fleury!

@Yuki those new mechanics seem interesting. Need to watch some of the new snapshot feature videos.

user15026

@FEichinger Interesting. :) I should really finish up the JS stuff at some point

Yuki

user15026

@Yuki What a grand use of technology.

OKAY, PANIC.

The Stack Exchange quarterly data dump is on its way to The Internet Archive. The torrent will be in flux for a few hours during the upload.

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 6, 2014 at 12:19 AM

MBraedley

@Yuki boobs-awe-boobs-awe

FEichinger

00:24

@OKAY,PANIC. ALL TEH PANIC

Gotta love Windows ... Problem reporter got stuck and ended up rushing a whole CPU core.

MBraedley

00:40

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!! Crosby's first goal of the post season :)

Frank

I now own all but one type of paint for my model.

And a can of gloss coat to put over the whole thing to make it shine.

MBraedley

No goal!

user15026

@MBraedley Ick.

user15026

@MBraedley Yay :P

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn as in NYR don't score

user15026

00:50

@MBraedley Oh. Hm. Less good.

user15026

Give me context, yo.

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn you're just going to have to watch the game

user15026

@MBraedley grump

MBraedley

Although I guess I would have frowned if it had been a Pens goal that was called back

Lazers

1

Q: What's the joke behind "Fiscally responsible mime"?

There are many joke options in Hearthstone's Finding Opponent spinner. Most of them are clearly references or jokes. But I don't know what to make of the "Fiscally responsible mime". Is it a reference to something I don't recognize? Is it a pun (like "A cardish Ian")? Is it an in-joke for ...

hearthstone

MBraedley

01:04

Another breakaway GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!

Lazers

0

Q: I am a Bomber Pilot, how do I master my Aircraft?

This achievement exists in Ace Combat Assault Horizon: Bomber Master Defeated a large number of enemies while flying a bomber. How do I achieve this? Is this for multiplayer or single player? How many enemies do I need to defeat? What are the exact unlock conditions? So far, I was una...

ace-combat-ah

SaintWacko

@Frank Cheaper here, gives a Steam key

although when I add it to my cart, it shows full price...

Frank

@SaintWacko Everyone should get it.

Chippies

►

Witch Doctor beatbox :O

Lazers

0

Q: Playing TimeLapse on Windows 7 32 bit

I have just downloaded TimeLapse: Ancient Civilizations on my Windows 7 professional, 32 bit computer. The game is working but the graphics are poor. (My graphics are great on other games.) I was also having crashes, but I think I have fixed those. I am playing in compatibility mode of Windows XP...

windows-7

GnomeSlice

01:20

@SaintWacko Indiegala is awful, never buy there unless you absolutely have to.

SaintWacko

@Chippies This is amazing

@GnomeSlice Alright

I haven't bought yet

I'm willing to spend a dollar more to get from Steam instead

Yuki

@GnomeSlice How so?

SaintWacko

@Frank Will it run on a mediocre computer?

GnomeSlice

@Yuki Their website is broken.

SaintWacko

Considering sticking it on my flash drive to play at work

Yuki

01:24

I mean, they give you a Steam key apparently, that's the most I'd expect.

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy bought something from them and they lost it

Yuki

GnomeSlice

A bunch of the android games I bought in one of their bundles just didn't work at all.

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice But still took his money?

user15026

@Yuki hahahahahaha what

GnomeSlice

01:25

@SaintWacko He got it eventually but it took him a few days.

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Classic correlation != causation. But in this case... maybe?

GnomeSlice

I dunno, their whole account system is incomprehensible

Yuki

I could see killing someone because IE pissed me off once again.

Unionhawk

Just to be safe, I'm going to assume murder causes Internet Explorer.

Yuki

But also, the scales are hilariously off.

It's been awhile since our last segment of What The Hell Is Going On In Ukraine?

Frank

01:29

@SaintWacko Yes.

Yuki

Today on What The Hell Is Going On In Ukraine?, Russia's own Council on the Development of Civil Society and Human Rights claims it has found evidence that the Crimean referendum was falsified.

The referendum, for those that don't know, was held to supposedly determine whether Crimeans wanted to stay as a part of Ukraine or get annexed by Russia (essentially).

Frank

Considering the game is several years old, and is not anywhere near graphically intense.

@AshleyNunn First book is done!

user15026

@Frank OMG and? and? Didja like it?

Frank

@AshleyNunn Indeed. I wonder what he's going to do next.

I loved the end, with Chains.

user15026

@Frank Read the next ooooone

Frank

01:35

"Some day, Locke Lamora," he said, "some day, you're going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I'm still around to see it."

@AshleyNunn It's on the list of books to buy.

user15026

@Frank Scott Lynch does have a magical way with words :)

Frank

@AshleyNunn He does, indeed.

user15026

Can a non-Canadian try this link and tell me if it works please? mauricesemporium.webs.com

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn Works

user15026

Hm, okay.

user15026

01:39

Glad it does. :)

Frank

> The Crimean referendum was held March 16 behind a blockade of armed Russian and pro-Russian forces, which prevented Ukraine from entering Crimea to enforce Ukrainian law while the referendum took place. The results of the referendum were announced to be 97 percent of an 83 percent turnout in favor of joining Russia, although the ballot only had two options: join Russia and revert to an earlier constitution to separate from Ukraine.

Loaded options are loaded.

Yuki

@Frank Not to mention voter turnout was a lot lower than reported by "officials".

Frank

@Yuki aka. Vote was rigged, as everyone with any sense knew it would be.

Yuki

83% was more like ~30% if I'm remembering my NPR broadcast correctly.

Frank

Also, anyone who's interested in logistics type games (OpenTTD, Anno, etc.) should grab Factorio.

Yuki

01:47

In our new segment, Fox "News", it seems that "news" giant Fox News used random footage of "sad Asians" when reporting on the ferry disaster in South Korea. Supposedly, the footage is actually of Tibetans reacting to the recent avalanche on Mt. Everest.

Fluttershy

@SaintWacko What @GnomeSlice said. It took a couple of days and an email to their support to actually get what I bought.

GnomeSlice

SWEEZY GUNNER IS ON STEAM

store.steampowered.com/app/295730

SORT OF

@Fluttershy If you like bullet hell games, you should look at that. Metroidvania bullethell.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice I do not like bullet hell games.

GnomeSlice

That is a shame.

It is a much better game than it might appear at first glance.

@Krazer Still at work?

user15026

02:30

user15026

Bridge! What animal is this?

user15026

(Yes there is a right answer)

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn Owl with a mustache.

user15026

I love you right now.

GnomeSlice

@RedRiderX Are you still in the market for local MP games on Android? labe-me.itch.io/miliworlds

@AshleyNunn Did I win?

user15026

02:36

@GnomeSlice Yes.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn I love you all the time!

user15026

@GnomeSlice awww, now I feel bad :P

user15026

I have been staring at teh image for SO long I was starting to doubt it looked like what I wanted it to be

user15026

but you know what it is

user15026

so YAAAAAAAAAAAY

GnomeSlice

02:37

It's the eyes.

And the beak.

The head isn't the right shape (is it?), but the other stuff is.

user20683

@GnomeSlice That's a concession to the source material

user20683

and my lousy drawing skills with a mouse

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nimblebit.discozoo

I played a little bit of this on iOS.

It's one of those do-things-and-then-wait games, but it's cute.

user15026

@GnomeSlice OOoooh, I am playing this already and I love it

user15026

I asked a couple quesitons here about it even

GnomeSlice

02:40

:o

user15026

@GnomeSlice Yeah, thats because he was working with an image of a crocheted owl :P

GnomeSlice

I only started playing it like yesterday

user20683

@GnomeSlice

user20683

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn ooo have you played this? play.google.com/store/apps/…

I played the crap out of that on iOS

it has great music

@WorldEngineer Weird.

user20683

02:41

@GnomeSlice Screech Owl

GnomeSlice

23 secs ago, by GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer Weird.

user15026

@GnomeSlice No, but now I wanna

user15026

installs

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn Ooo you will love it.

It's easily my favourite of the play-and-wait games I've tried.

user15026

Between that and the Gamersgate sale you have supplied me with many new Android games today

GnomeSlice

02:44

:o

Which ones did you get from GG?

If I'd know you were gonna grab some I'd have used my referral link. :P

I am addicted to mobile games.

My ipod has like 20 gb of them on it.

Although that number is going down as I add new music and have to take things off

it used to be like 30

user15026

@GnomeSlice Haha I got Cook It Up and Sunshine Acres

GnomeSlice

Sunshine Acres looks good

user15026

It's pretty fun so far

GnomeSlice

graveck.com/strata

Lazers

0

Q: Villagers not surviving

I'm on the Xbox 360 version of Minecraft and I'm trying to breed villagers. The problem is, they're breeding, but once there's a baby villager, it eventually dies or just disappears because whenever I go back, there's still just two villagers. I have plenty of houses/doors. I have nearly 20 that ...

minecraft xbox-360

GnomeSlice

02:59

@StrixVaria indiedb.com/games/the-universim/news/…

Frank

Apparently, running out of coal makes bad things happen to power.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn play.google.com/store/apps/…

user15026

@GnomeSlice what are the controls like?

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn I'm not sure, I can't buy from GPlay. Every review I've seen about it has been positive though.

user15026

@GnomeSlice Awesome, I will have to give it a try. Might wait til I have played some of hte stuff I have already :P

spugsley

03:07

BRDIGE I HAVE SUCH NEWS

MY MOM IS OKAY

AND I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW

user15026

@spugsley YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

spugsley

TOMORROW

user15026

I have been thinking about you ALL DAY

user15026

@spugsley OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

spugsley

with an event media company :DDDDDDD

user15026

03:07

ALL THE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

spugsley

SO MUCH YAY

user15026

Seriously.

spugsley

I CAN'T CONTAIN THE YAY

user15026

@spugsley eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

spugsley

:DDDDDD

user15026

03:08

I am SO EXCITED FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOU

user15026

spugsley

<333333333333333

user15026

grins

user20683

@spugsley I went walking through a lovely forest park thing today

user20683

you'd have loved it

spugsley

03:13

@WorldEngineer wow that sounds lovely :)

Krazer

@GnomeSlice georgeandjonathan.com/#1

GnomeSlice

@Krazer Still at work?

user20683

@spugsley There was one tree that was around from before the American Revolution

spugsley

@WorldEngineer :O

Krazer

@GnomeSlice nope

GnomeSlice

03:14

@Krazer Ah, George and Jonathan. They have some great stuff. Also whoa, that website is awesome.

@Krazer Good. simondavidvgm.bandcamp.com/album/…

Krazer

oh interesting

GnomeSlice

@Krazer holyfack this is free

user15026

@WorldEngineer That is a very old tree, yes?

GnomeSlice

K I'm going to bed. Thanks for the link @Krazer

Krazer

@GnomeSlice g'nite

spugsley

03:16

I think it's Diablo time :o

it's been a long and stressful but good and tiring day

user15026

@spugsley That sounds like an excellent plan

spugsley

and now I want to kill things

@GnomeSlice No. Sorry. Wow. So much no

that really just for some reason super not okay with me

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Yeah it's not actually very good.

At least the really old original game wasn't very good.

Sorry.

Didn't think it would upset you.

@spugsley store.steampowered.com/app/263480

Ktash

@spugsley Yay! :D

GnomeSlice

okaybed

spugsley

03:19

@Ktash ALSO ALSO

I posted a picture I think you will love

it got super popular the other day

the most popular thing I've ever posted

300+ favorites

lots of comments, lots of new contacts, and I got three potential clients out of it O_o

Ktash

@spugsley Oh. I saw. It was mean

you really need to stop seducing me like that

user15026

@spugsley :D

Origami Robot

@spugsley Whaaaaaa

spugsley

@Ktash it was all for your benefit, of course :p

@OrigamiRobot yeah I forgot to tell you about that

user15026

It's because you are both a) pretty and b) awesome at photography

user15026

03:21

so. :D

spugsley

three people found my facebook and REALLY want to work with me

one magazine, one make up artist, and one fashion designer

@AshleyNunn omg <3

Ktash

@spugsley But really though. I had it open for about 4 hours. And I keep revisiting it

user20683

@spugsley Because you are really talented and attractive on levels I can barely comprehend, let alone describe. @IanPugsley You sir, are a lucky sir, sir.

spugsley

@Ktash hahaha <3 I am almost mad at how simple it was.

Ktash

I mean, I know we're married and everything, but that's pushing the bounds of teasing :P

user15026

03:22

@WorldEngineer This, I second this.

spugsley

you guys are way too good to me

user15026

@spugsley It's true, though. Like seriously.

user15026

@spugsley whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat you are awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

spugsley

@AshleyNunn yeah really fun oppurtunties :) I hope they pan out. I really want to start doing some avant-garde fashion/make up stuff. And get behind the camera more than infront of it :p much to @Ktash's dismay

user15026

@spugsley If you are ever in Ontario and need a chubby whale model, I volunteer!

spugsley

03:25

@AshleyNunn omg....Ontario. Did you know....Tom Hiddleston. He is in....he is there

he

is

there

Origami Robot

@AshleyNunn Tell @spugsley to hang out with kangaroos with us!

spugsley

if you see him.

I just

user15026

@spugsley whoa, whoa, whoa what what what

spugsley

maybe don't tell me

but maybe grab him and call me and have him talk to me I just can't

@AshleyNunn He's shooting a movie there

Crimson Peak

user15026

@spugsley OMG WHERE

Ktash

03:26

@spugsley The world would be a less beautiful place. Though only slightly, because you are still a part of it

spugsley

@AshleyNunn LET ME FIND OUT

user15026

I mean....I wouldn't stalk him ever. No. Not meeeeeeeeee

spugsley

@AshleyNunn onlocationvacations.com/2014/04/29/…

user15026

@OrigamiRobot YES KANGAROOOOOOOOOS

spugsley

no you stalk him. You stalk him for me. For meeeeeeeeeeeeee

user15026

03:26

@spugsley That's like....maybe an hour's drive from me.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I. Can't. I. Even. Like. What. I. UNG

user15026

@spugsley oh no I broke the @spugsley

user20683

@spugsley Time for Canadian vacation?

Ktash

@AshleyNunn 'bout time

spugsley

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE FOR THIS FILM

user15026

03:27

@WorldEngineer volunteers her bed

Unionhawk

cc @FEichinger, I guess

user15026

@spugsley Share. :P

spugsley

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

user15026

@spugsley I'm sorry, @WorldEngineer. I might have to move to Hamilton for a while and I just....omg yes yum plz

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I just. Like. It's. Perfect.

user15026

03:29

@spugsley I can't. I just can't even.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn It's. No one should look that fucking good.

user20683

@spugsley I'm pretty close to that haircut and shaven state right now

spugsley

it makes me angry

and other things

user20683

all I need is the right clothes

spugsley

@WorldEngineer do it. Do it now.

user15026

03:30

@spugsley giggles More awesome writing of stuff that might be erotic and amazing and literary? :D

spugsley

for the sake of @AshleyNunn do it

@AshleyNunn OMG MY SECRET IS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT

user15026

@spugsley Yes I like the way you think

user15026

@spugsley shush, it was AMAZING

user15026

YOU ARE AMAZING

spugsley

Erotically....engineered....literature....

.....

user15026

03:31

@spugsley I fiiiiixed it

user15026

rolls

spugsley

HAHAHA NOW THERE IS NO CONTEXT FOR THAT

user15026

@spugsley Which I love even more

spugsley

ME TOO!

My face is so hot right now.

It's really hot in here.

I'm dying.

user15026

@spugsley Sweetie, that's not the only hot thing about you ;)

user15026

03:32

I am helping, I promise

spugsley

:OOOOOOOOOOO

so helpful.

user15026

the helpfulest

Ktash

I feel like I need to throw water on this fire...

oops, that was gasoline :P

user15026

@Ktash immolates

spugsley

convulses

user15026

03:35

is now a tiny pile of, well, ash

spugsley

Infinite. Sex. Noises.

3

user15026

dies at her unintentional joke

user15026

@spugsley :DDDDD

Unionhawk

...

Ktash

REVENGE IS MINE

spugsley

03:35

@Unionhawk hi, welcome to the Bridge :D

@Ktash I'll admit I deserve every bit of that :p

user15026

@spugsley Man, if that is punishment, I can be very terrible.

user20683

@spugsley There is one tiny problem with Hiddleston #1

Unionhawk

user20683

note what appears on his right hand

Ktash

@spugsley Yeah! You! With your eyes. And your face. And your body. And your... hold on, where was I going with this??

spugsley

03:37

@WorldEngineer for the film :p

in which he is a married man who is being very very bad

very. very. bad.

user15026

@spugsley mmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhat

spugsley

@AshleyNunn yes. Many mmms

@AshleyNunn "Set in Cumbria, in a crumbling mansion in a largely rural and mountainous region of northern England in the 19th century. Young author Edith Cushing (Wasikowska) discovers that her charming new husband Sir Thomas Sharpe (Hiddleston) is not who he appears to be"

"Tom Hiddleston as Sir Thomas Sharpe, Edith's husband,[2][6] a "charming hero with a mysterious past"[7]"

user15026

@spugsley oh man. That sounds excellent

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I am such excite.

user20683

of course he's not what he appears...he's F***ing Loki.

spugsley

03:38

@Krazer any Diablo for you tonight?

@WorldEngineer A-FUCKING-MEN

user20683

@spugsley wasn't aware he was into that but to each their own

Unionhawk

@WorldEngineer ಠ_ಠ

user15026

@WorldEngineer Bad man. Bad, pedantic man.

spugsley

:O

BOOM FIXED

ok I'm done

probably.

Unionhawk

Are you though?

spugsley

03:41

I never am.

I wish @FEi was here. I think he'd really enjoy this conversation

user20683

@Unionhawk I am, I've got better things to do at the moment

user15026

@WorldEngineer katniss everdeen voice I VOLUNTEER

spugsley

@WorldEngineer Lies. There is nothing better to do than Tom Hiddleston.

user20683

@spugsley I plead the 5th

user20683

or some such

user20683

03:42

Better things to do

user15026

Smart man.

Unionhawk

@spugsley >_>

spugsley

Oh yes, that was hilarious

I love drunk @Fluttershy

drunk @Fluttershy is my spirit animal

Unionhawk

grr YouTube is 500'ing

GRR I SAY

Lazers

04:04

-1

Q: WHO ARE THE ACTORS BEHIND SUPERSTAR SAGA?

Who does Cackletta's Prince peasley's and Queenbean's Voice?In superstar saga,They all Laughed Unusually.When I finished the game the credits rolled and I saw the same actors that voiced peach mario and Bowser! Ps I couldn't find the right tag! :s

super-mario-3d-land

Yuki

@spugsley Drunk @Fluttershy is everyone's spirit animal whether or not they realize it.

Also, hi!

Lazers

0

Q: Am I able to store games downloaded from PSN onto an external hard drive

I have an 80GB PS3 from 2009, and the hard drive is almost full. I recently got a PS4 as well, so I signed up to Playstation Plus but could not download and install any of the free games on my PS3 because there was no room on the HDD. I have an external HDD that is formatted to FAT32 that I can w...

ps3 psn

spugsley

@Yuki hi :3

Yuki

@spugsley Just once, I'd like a character to be "exactly who he/she appears to be". It'd make for a nice change-up.

spugsley

@Yuki hahaha I'm with you on this but Tom can do whatever the fuck he wants because srsly Tom Hiddleston

Fluttershy

04:18

I seem to be famous.

user15026

@Fluttershy <3

Fluttershy

Even my paper bag cannot hide my cuteness! :D

spugsley

@Fluttershy :p

user15026

@Fluttershy It accentuates it!

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy No, it's dumb.

I hate it.

Lazers

04:35

0

Q: How can i control the Romances in Mass Effect 2?

In Mass Effect i tried to get as far as i could in dialogues with characters, even though i was trying to remain neutral as to not get involved with anyone so i could remain loyal to Tali in Mass Effect 2, despite my best efforts to remain neutral but view as much dialogue Ashley came up but i ha...

xbox-360 mass-effect-2

0

Q: How many Weejees are in YouTube?

How many YouTube Videos have Weejees?I am sick of them!Where is malleo?Btw they are from where is mario

super-mario-bros

0

Q: Vim Adventures level 10

I am stuck on this: and these are the key I have available: Please help me.

vim-adventures

Unionhawk

@Lazers ಠ_ಠ

Of all the common grammar mistakes on the internet,I will never understand"No space after punctuation."

Yuki

04:51

@Unionhawk Somepeoplearejustinahurryanddon'thavetimeforspacebars,man.

Unionhawk

@Yuki It's not even that.It's specific to punctuation.Like,there's some other side to the whole "one space vs two spaces after a period thing",compromising with no space.

It's just so damn common it's weird to me

FEichinger

@spugsley Can't I quietly do some work without getting pinged repeatedly? >.>

Unionhawk

@FEichinger No.

spugsley

@FEichinger Do you really have to ask this question?

FEichinger

Yes.

Coronus

04:57

HI BRIDGE

Unionhawk

@FEichinger No you don't. At least you shouldn't; you should know by now that the answer is "no"

Coronus

@FEichinger No.

FEichinger

@Coronus LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAAAAN.

Coronus

@FEichinger Too late. @spugsley already has me humming the Baman and Piderman theme... I'm doomed.

Unionhawk

damn you >_>

spugsley

04:59

@Coronus YESYEYESYESYEYSEYSEYESYES

if I get another cat I want to name him Tuba :3

or Squib

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