The Bridge

SaintWacko

17:01

...damnit

Fine, I'm backing it

Sterno

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.

2

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria Describe it to me. I can't watch the video from work.

agent86

17:18

bigby shows us his dance moves

user15026

@Sterno If this is stuck in my head forever I am laying all the blame on your head

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk You fool!

Sterno

@AshleyNunn Don't hurt me no more.

agent86

@AshleyNunn whooooaaaaaahhooooo oh oh ooooooh ohhh

badp

how cute. Somebody added me on Steam out of the blue in an attempt to phish me

agent86

17:24

@badp This is St35m Supp0rt there issue with ur account. Pls send password or you will be bannd.

badp

@agent86 It was a little better than that

steamcommuntry.com/proflles/ or something like that.

agent86

@badp Mr. Bad P, I work for Stack Exchange. There is a "Hack" with your account, and I'm afraid we're going to have to lock you out of all your rep points. Unless you can give me your password to verify your ownership of your account within the next 90 minutes.

badp

@agent86 you got promoted? sweet! now go get us longer tags, stat!

agent86

@badp status-cannot-reproduce-issue-with-tag-limit

badp

15 secs ago, by agent86

@badp status-cannot-reproduce-issue-with-tag-limit

agent86

17:27

18 secs ago, by badp

15 secs ago, by agent86

@badp status-cannot-reproduce-issue-with-tag-limit

badp

@agent86 I'm happy that you see it.

agent86

@badp I'm happy that you're happy that I see you seeing it.

badp

@agent86 I'm sorry, you have reached your recursion depth. Upgrade your THE BRIDGE PLUS subscription and try again.

agent86

@badp did we stack overflow dot com?

badp

@agent86 You have reached the limit for free users.

agent86

17:30

@badp do I get more in 3 hours 59 minutes?

badp

Didn't you know? This room moved to the shareware model a few years ago, except we call it freemium

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria You never came back last night :(

I feel so betrayed.

badp

@agent86 No, and you used up all of your free STACK OVERFLOW TOKENS that you were given in the tutorial.

agent86

@badp :(

insert coin

badp

But you can buy 50 more for the low, low price of $99.99 - it's a $12,000 value!

Origami Robot

17:31

@Sterno Did an entire act's worth of bounties on his own.

agent86

@badp twelve thouuuusand dollarssss of VALUE??????

badp

@agent86 ALL of the value

agent86

I CRAVE THAT MUCH VALUE

EXACTLY THAT MUCH

brb, embezzling funds

badp

but that's not all! If you brocker your purchase through me, I'll throw 10% more VALUE on top of your purchase, FREE OF CHARGE

For just $99.99 and a little bit of personal information you can get 50 more STACK OVERFLOW TOKENS for a value of $13,200!!

agent86

@badp so much VALUE

[value intensifies]

badp

17:37

I wonder if those so-called whale customers buy their bread by the pallet

and the pallet is covered in BEST VALUE shrink wrap

and they have a hangar to host all of the BEST VALUE they purchase

that would explain the popularity of digital BEST VALUE, because it takes up no space in your hangar!

agent86

@badp GREAT VALUE is the store brand of WalMart, for the record.

and I am not making this up.

badp

GREAT is not good enough

agent86

it's better than bad, it's good.

badp

You said it was GREAT.

goddammit FF7

party before: levels 24 23 23 19 20 20

agent86

it's fun for a girl and a boy.

badp

17:40

"okay, let's pick those two lagging behind"

party now: levels 31 23 23 29 28 20 ??

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I did come back. You were AFK so I played with another friend for a little while then went to bed.

badp

and I can't switch yet, because what if the PHS still gets wet from six hours ago?

agent86

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I was told people would be coming back! I thought I'd save the turn-in so they could have some caches too

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria I was waiting for you to come back so you guys wouldn't miss the rift reward.

Sterno

17:42

But then they never showed up like big jerks

But solo'ing a 2 player T1 game is not much different than a 1 player T1 game

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot :(

Sterno

I completed that really shitty ring set last night

Origami Robot

I think we should do T2 rifts now, but I don't wanna risk my pool XP

Sterno

Every time a shitty legendary drops I get sad that my pity timer just got reset

Origami Robot

I don't care if it's shitty or not. I just want FS and gold.

Sterno

17:44

I don't have much worth spending FS on until I get some new gear

Origami Robot

@Sterno Craft new gear.

Sterno

Right now I'm wasting them crafting shitty gloves

Which in turn gives me one back

I've been running Act 2 bounties because I want gloves of worship

Origami Robot

@Sterno I need to do A2 bounties for the boots.

Sterno

I just keep getting the same shitty shield.

Denial I think it's called. Which is fitting.

Kevin van der Velden

Oh fancy, us dutchies can (soon) legally start a kickstarter!

Chippies

18:01

it's a sad day in my little hardcore world.

Lazers

-1

Q: What is the moderator's reason for deleting my question?

Is it because the question has already been asked and answered? Obviously there were pre-existing posts but they are no more helpful than the strategies I have already tried. Deleting my question without providing a reason is not a helpful response. Some users have scored well over 2,000. I ...

android

Origami Robot

@Chippies 67? Nub! :P

GnomeSlice

balls everywhere

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot It was a very unfortunate encounter, I was frozen the whole time and I had no say in the outcome :(

GnomeSlice

@spugsley How can you not like Goat Simulator

stupid sandbox shit is the best

Chippies

18:06

I just noticed the killing blow was done by... a scarab...

Origami Robot

@Chippies l2iceclimbers

Chippies

that's embarassing

Origami Robot

I wish I had Ice Climbers :(

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot I was facerolling hard difficulty, I never expected this

GnomeSlice

Heldric now has a Steam store page

Sepia Lazers

18:09

0

Q: What is the moderator's reason for deleting my question?

Is it because the question has already been asked and answered? Obviously there were pre-existing posts but they are no more helpful than the strategies I have already tried. Deleting my question without providing a reason is not a helpful response. Some users have scored well over 2,000. I ...

discussion

badp

VINCENT STOP HEALING THE BOSS

LessPop_MoreFizz

I like the Illuminati Flavor of Sepia Lazers most recent incarnation.

Not sure if I'd mentioned that recently.

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft PS3 Question :Will I get the trophy if I defeat the ender dragon on peaceful

on minecraft ps3 if I defeat the enderdragon on peaceful will I still get the trophy

minecraft ps3

GnomeSlice

frenchcows.com/en

user58869

@Chippies oh no!

Chippies

18:18

@Alex indeed :/ Was so close to 70 as well.

badp

18:28

@Chippies I hope it was worth it

Chippies

@badp it happened very fast, was not worth it, but I guess I learned a lesson

Lazers

0

Q: How can I regain control of Vincent once he transforms?

Vincent's ultimate is nice, but sometimes his normal attacks are nicer. Especially when his magic attack is absorbed by the enemy: Vincent healed Materia Keeper back to full health about four times and I was stuck with him in this form for the entirety of the battle. Can I snap Vincent out of...

final-fantasy-7

Chippies

even if you're facerolling everything, prepare for the worst :x

badp

I thought the lesson was "Hardcore is a waste of time" :P

GnomeSlice

cross-code.com/en/play

Chippies

18:40

@badp games are a waste of time, that's the point

StrixVaria

@Sterno you can trust this answer. His name shows how serious he is.

Ben Brocka

no hashtag no trust

Sterno

@StrixVaria I never would have noticed. Now I'm scarred.

Grace Note

@StrixVaria This did ping me.

badp

omg

Ben Brocka

18:53

Cactaurs have excellent hearing despite their lack of ear holes

badp

Marie LePen is being interviewed

I am so so so glad I'm not French and I have to listen to her drivel on a daily basis

This is the condensation of the worst of the Lega Nord bigotry, condensed and crystallized in its most disgusting form

StrixVaria

@GraceNote I thought the cutoff of when it would ping you was when your name doesn't auto-complete.

I guess that's out the window.

Grace Note

The cutoff for pings is based on the last time I was in the room (which I've been constantly in the room). The cutoff for autocomplete is based on the last time your window saw me in this room.

You can ping when it doesn't auto-complete, and you can auto-complete when it won't ping.

StrixVaria

I don't understand how my browser could not know you're in the room if you're in the room and I'm also in the room.

Is there not a list of people in the room on the page?

I don't even @uni

Grace Note

Dunno

Origami Robot

19:04

@UNI

badp

ooooh I'm only a couple hours or so from Aeris' death.

user15026

Huh, the new Humble Mobile Bundle looks pretty decent. Too bad I have most of it.

StrixVaria

@badp Final Fantasy, where you can come back from the dead by resting at an inn, except when you can't.

2

Reverse plot armor!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp GODDAMNIT SPOILERS

@badp Also, you say this like the decade you spent with berlusconi is somehow an improvement?

Glass houses, etc.

Lazers

0

Q: MineCraft cannot download resources -- running on Windows Server 2012

Everything just times out but internet connection is fine and windows firewall should not be a factor neither should router. [15:03:21 WARN]: Couldn't download http://resources.download.minecraft.net/46/46244605b8663a29cdce7bccc5b2d038241e32ee for job 'Resources' java.net.SocketTimeoutExc...

minecraft windows

badp

19:09

@LessPop_MoreFizz Two decades, please.

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn r type is great. Not sure how good the port is, but the Cave ones are surprisingly good

badp

@StrixVaria This is probably a very long page on TvTropes.

Like, the cutscene in BL2 where Jack one-shots whatever that big dude was called.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp Goddamnit, stop spoiling shit like this, I was reading a history of Italian Politics from 1980-2010 and was only about three quarters of the way through.

Ben Brocka

spoilers: the british are coming

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'll spare you then the part where he becomes a convicted felon and is assigned 4 hours of social service per week for 10 months.

StrixVaria

19:11

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE drives off

badp

He'll be spending 160 agonizing hours assisting the elderly, which incidentally is the demography he gets the strongest support from

agent86

2

LessPop_MoreFizz

@agent86 I'm about to eat chicken and waffles. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS SPOILER

It will be delicious.

Origami Robot

@LessPop_MoreFizz Despite living in the south my whole life, I've never had chicken and waffles.

agent86

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am excited about this gastronomical development in your near-term future.

SNAPE KILLS ROSEBUD AND IT WAS HIS FATHER ALL ALONG

LessPop_MoreFizz

19:14

@OrigamiRobot You are the problem.

Origami Robot

:(

LessPop_MoreFizz

@agent86 To be followed by exciting gastric developments in my medium-term future!

agent86

I had chicken and waffles once. it was NotBad(tm)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot You are in the south. it should be relatively simple to rectify this problem.

badp

I am 100% chicken and waffles free, certified

Origami Robot

19:15

The problem is why get waffles when I can get pancakes? And why get chicken when i can get more pancakes?

agent86

free-range badp with minimal hormones

badp

@agent86 I am very mellow.

agent86

@badp mellowp

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot waffles are superior syrup retention vessels, which is valuable for this particular application.

Origami Robot

@LessPop_MoreFizz You clearly underestimate how much syrup I use.

LessPop_MoreFizz

19:17

@OrigamiRobot just because the quantity is greater than that which a waffle can retain, does not obviate the waffles obvious advantage in retaining large quantities thereof.

Origami Robot

@LessPop_MoreFizz The fact that a bucket can hold more water than a sponge is irrelevant when they're at the bottom of a lake.

agent86

syrup fluid dynamics 101 with lesspop. course syllabus day 1: exploration of superior syrup retention capabilities in next-gen waffle structures. day 2: application of bird meat in the diversification of protein intake when applied to waffle consumption

badp

If you have a lake you aren't using enough sponge

agent86

Origami Robot

You completed today's puzzle in 0 hours 01 minutes and 23.529 seconds

Fluttershy

19:26

@agent86 I haven't tried this yet. I did try their AM Crunchwrap though. It's pretty delicious.

Lazers

-1

Q: Minecraft PS3: Hunger games?

Does anyone on PS3 Minecraft have a hunger games and are willing to let me join if so add me on PSN : XxSLIKSNOTxX

minecraft ps3

agent86

@Fluttershy you may find this pie chart enlightening

Fluttershy

@agent86 Is it telling me the waffle taco is more delicious than the AM Crunchwrap?

agent86

@Fluttershy using math, even

Fluttershy

Looks like I'll be trying one this week.

Origami Robot

19:30

I can't ever see me eating breakfast at Taco Bell

agent86

I don't eat there, period. I used to in college, until my GI tract taught me that was a bad idea

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot It's surprisingly good. And it doesn't destroy your stomach like their lunch/dinner menu.

Origami Robot

Oh I have nothing against the food, I just can't see me being at a Taco Bell when they're serving breakfast.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Because you're not awake in time. :P

@OrigamiRobot Also, this link doesn't work for me. :(

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy Or when I am I don't have time to go to Taco Bell

@Fluttershy Guess you're not beating my time then!

Fluttershy

19:34

@OrigamiRobot Understandable!

@OrigamiRobot :(

Origami Robot

When will restaurants learn? Breakfast food is best for non-breakfast meals.

user20683

I don't ever see me eating at taco bell

agent86

@OrigamiRobot brinner

Fluttershy

Brinner is best dinner.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I wish places adopted that philosophy.

user20683

19:36

Denny's, IHOP, most diners, Waffle House (yerg)...

Fluttershy

Mmmmmmm Waffle House. :3

user15026

@WorldEngineer Not here, not here., we don't really have those and if they do they usually stop breakfast at 2, not here

Origami Robot

And who says I can't have steak for breakfast? FUCK YOU SOCIETY I EAT WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT

user20683

My problem with Waffle House is that it's an inferior Denny's which is an acceptably inferior Hobee's

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Steak and eggs? Man, even mcdonalds has hopped on that train. :D

Coronus

19:38

Jack in the Box serves brinner... but it's Jack in the Box.

Sterno

Waffle House is terrible and everyone who eats there should (and will) feel bad.

Origami Robot

@AshleyNunn I don't want either of those things from McDonalds

agent86

breakfast tacos are the awesomeness. ideally from some local place that does it Right(tm)

user15026

There's nowhere around me that really does any sort of acceptable breakfast for dinner

agent86

some hole-in-the-wall-probably-doesn't-properly-refrigerate-their-eggs breakfast tacos

Coronus

19:39

@agent86 You're makin' me hungry.

Sterno

Eggs are better unrefridgerated if they're used quickly enough

Fluttershy

@agent86 Yeah! There was a kitchen-truck parked at a gas station on post when I was stationed in Washington that had the best breakfast burritos.

user15026

Now I reaaaally want breakfast for dinner, and I can't even make it for myself, I have no eggs :(

Origami Robot

In my perfect world, there would only be a few places to eat. A pancake place, a japanese steakhouse, and Haps Grill.

Fluttershy

Sausage, bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, and some sort of unbranded hotsauce, and it was the size of a plate.

@OrigamiRobot But then how would you have Baja Blast?

user15026

19:40

@Fluttershy waaaant

agent86

@Fluttershy this is what I'm talking about.

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy Baja Blast would be served everywhere.

GnomeSlice

The Humble Mobile Bundle 5

agent86

when I worked in college there was a guy who brought a cooler every morning stuffed with breakfast tacos, 2 for $1

and I spent a lot of dollars there

Sterno

NOW EVERYONE IN CHAT IS HUNGRY

agent86

19:42

breakfast taaaacccooooos

Unionhawk

I WAS ALREADY HUNGRY GOD DAMMIT

Fluttershy

There was another kitchen-truck a little off post that had the best tacos I've ever tasted.

user15026

@Fluttershy staaaaahp

user15026

I am in a city that lacks for a lot of food goodness

agent86

there was a place near where I went to highschool, right across the street. just a little shack. they could never quite figure out how much to charge. we called it "taco stand math"

Origami Robot

19:42

@AshleyNunn Just go to the grocery store and buy all the foods.

Arperum

@Unionhawk Does that mean you are going to get food at a semi-reasonable hour now?

agent86

you never knew how much you'd spend to get the same thing every day

Lazers

0

Q: Why did GLADoS want *Spoilers* in the Multiplayer game?

Spoiler Alert for the Multiplayer co-op in Portal 2. GLADoS's ultimate goal in this part of the game is My question is, why did she feel she needed to do that? After all... So why would she need anybody else?

portal-2

Origami Robot

I think I'm going to eat a honeydew for dinner.

Arperum

@Lazers spoilers for portal 2 is a bit late now isn't it?

Origami Robot

19:43

Or maybe some green beans.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot No money! I've not gotten paid yet, been only two days

Fluttershy

@Arperum spoilers for [spoilers], you mean?

Origami Robot

@AshleyNunn Just buy one food? :(

Sterno

Reading why the US refrigerates eggs and the rest of the world does not makes me want to never eat eggs again

Arperum

@Fluttershy Yea, the first answer it got was "because science...................." And then it got deleted.

@Sterno Remind me to never eat an egg if I ever end up in the US. blegh.

user15026

19:47

@Sterno This is why I generally try to get my eggs from someone I know locally, so they aren't washed or anything.

Unionhawk

►

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Sterno This... doesn't fully jibe with what I've heard on the subject.

Origami Robot

@Sterno Maybe I'll eat some eggs for dinner instead. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sterno

@LessPop_MoreFizz Well, I haven't read anything until today, but the three articles I read jibed. Possibly too much though... they read nearly identical

so it might have all been the same source

StrixVaria

> Like what you're reading?

LessPop_MoreFizz

19:50

the main thing is that more than anything you don't want to take eggs that have been refrigerated and then turn around and leave them out at room temperature or vice versa.

StrixVaria

Sites that do this ensure I never visit again.

Arperum

@Unionhawk Holy shit, someone is really angry.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz well, unless you are making something like an angel food cake which calls for room temp eggs so you have to leave them out for a few hours

Arperum

With good reason.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn yea, there's an unspoken "for an extended period of time" in that statement.

Unionhawk

19:52

Seriously, Atari, you're making EA look good here.

Arperum

@Unionhawk Yea, it's really bad.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz some would consider that extended. I've had people get really persnickety at me for doing that, even though it is necessary if you want the cake perfect.

Sterno

@LessPop_MoreFizz Agreed

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Sterno Egg-reed.

Unionhawk

Like, congratulations to Atari for pulling that off, I guess

Sterno

19:56

Ow

Origami Robot

@Sterno What? You didn't like his yolk?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot It's okay, I kinda just laid it out there and didn't set it up properly.

In order to make a pun work, you've really got to shell it.

Unionhawk

Maybe she got a new car, that is why she wants spoilers. — Assylum 6 mins ago

Sterno

CHANGING TOPIC: Anyone who titles an article "<X> <Unbelievable/Amazing/Remarkable> <Things/Facts/Pictures> You Never Knew About <subject>" should be shot.

Unionhawk

Ow the pun it hurts

user15026

19:59

@Sterno Amen.

GnomeSlice

fucking shit I hit the holy girl in firelink and now her groupies are after me

and I pissed off the guy that lets you reset NPCs

Origami Robot

@Sterno But Cracked articles are actually good. Or at least they have actual content and not just gifs

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Welcome to Dark Souls.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot At least half of the cracked articles do better than that. They always have the number part, but they're usually a lot more specific about what you'll read

They're more like "5 ways your cat is trying to kill you with its mind" or something

GnomeSlice

I was just trying to kick her and I accidentally attacked her

Sterno

20:01

Which can still be pretty annoying but at least isn't just a generic PLEASE CLICK ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I HAVE UNBELIEVABLE FACTS

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Sterno 19 Remarkable Pictures that just won the Pulitzer Prize for Photography for documenting a massacre in a mall you never knew about before it happened.

Arperum

@LessPop_MoreFizz Are there pictures of Lifehacks? Since @Sterno loves these.

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz I believe the phrase is "Big pair of brass ones"

LessPop_MoreFizz

@WorldEngineer My description was accurate. There are 19 photos. They are remarkable. They just won a Pulitzer because they are remarkable.

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Good video.

badp

20:06

@LessPop_MoreFizz -1, not enough "You Never Knew About"

Sterno

How many pulitzers for photography do they give out a year?

(I'm guessing 19 based on this evidence)

StrixVaria

@Sterno I think those 19 are a set and one prize was awarded for the lot of them.

Sterno

Good. Now I don't have to hate them.

MBraedley

That would be my impression as well. All by the same photographer and for the same event.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Sterno Two generally; one for feature photography and one for breaking news. This dude won for breaking news.

20 Unbelievable Photos that just won the Pulitzer Prize for Feature Photography documenting the Remarkable and Inspiring Lifehacks that disabled Boston Bombing victims use to move on with their lives.

LIFEHACK: Roll out carpeting on ice to improve traction for prosthetics and walkers:

StrixVaria

20:16

I think @Sterno could use that script @OrigamiRobot requested, that hides all messages that contain a specific string.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria But then I couldn't torture him with 23 carefully concocted trolls!

spugsley

I HAVE PRETTY TOES

BIRTHDAY PEDICURE

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria I STILL HAVE NOT RECEIVED THIS SCRIPT :(

StrixVaria

I would have to do so much research to write it.

I don't ever use JavaScript.

I'm so lazy.

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria CC: @GOOGLE

I TOLD ON YOU!

GnomeSlice

20:24

how beat black knight

badp

Drop his health to zero

GnomeSlice

k

Mana

@GnomeSlice oh man you're playing Dark Souls

what class are you??

GnomeSlice

@Mana Yes.

Knight.

Mana

ah cool

it's all about being able to neutralize most of his damage with a shield

GnomeSlice

20:26

I went back to the asylum to get some crap

Mana

and getting behind him

GnomeSlice

But there's a black knight who keeps killing me

I can never do the backstab thing

Fluttershy

20 hours ago, by Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Parry and riposte. Or get behind and backstab.

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy that's for balder knights

spugsley

@Fluttershy Thank you :3

Fluttershy

20:28

@GnomeSlice "that's for every enemy in this game"

FTFY

@spugsley You're... welcome? <_<

spugsley

@Fluttershy Don't Starve? That was you, yeah?

GnomeSlice

fuck I fuckin died

2

Fluttershy

@spugsley Oh yeah! I've slept since then. :P You're welcome!

spugsley

@Fluttershy hahaha :) I will enjoy it when I get home tomorrow :D (After a healthy Diablo 3 fix)

GnomeSlice

FUCK

I riposted him and everything

spugsley

20:29

FUCK

I hope this is a new game where we can yell fuck in all caps whenever we want because I like that game

GnomeSlice

for fuck's sake

FUCK MAN

Mana

spugs plz

don't

do that.

you too Gnome

GnomeSlice

fine

this is impossible

spugsley

@Mana IT IS MY BIRTHDAY I DO WHAT I WANT

Mana

oh okay fine

spugsley

20:35

:D

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana Did you see the new Real Estate video, for Crimes?

Mana

isn't that vid old? the guitar lesson one?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana Nope. New one.

@Mana funnyordie.com/videos/2aef8dcd7b/real-estate-crime

Mana

sfw?

Wipqozn

Is @GnomeSlice playing Dark Souls again?

LessPop_MoreFizz

20:37

@Mana Yeah.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn yes, but not on stream

Sterno

If so, he'd better be recording it!

Origami Robot

> OFFLINE

:(

Mana

wow this video.

GnomeSlice

fuck I was so close that time

If I had hit him one more time

LessPop_MoreFizz

20:40

> ... Oh, I also.. sold a block of time to the... uh... Westborobaptistchurch... It's gonna be fine!

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Who are you fighting?

GnomeSlice

a black knight in the asylum

Mana

woah, in the Asylum?

you went back there?

GnomeSlice

yes

To get some crap

a shield, some other thing, and this doll the black knight is guardind

Wipqozn

Did you beat the bosses inside the church?

GnomeSlice

20:44

Yes, I rang the bell

I beat them on my first try

I beat the capybara demon too

Wipqozn

I was not expecting you to beat the gargoyles anytime soon. Impressive.

What soul level are you?

GnomeSlice

beats me

I also accidentally hit the npc in the church who lets you placate angry NPCs so now he's angr

and tries to kill me

and I accidentally hit the holy girl so she and her entourage in firelink are after me too

I should stop trying to kick people

4

Wipqozn

Yes, you really should.

GnomeSlice

this black knight is fuct

I hope there aren't many more of these

what does this doll even do

peculiar doll or whatever

I got the doll. Just ran past the black bastard

agent86

y'know what call of duty needed? more snoop dogg

LessPop_MoreFizz

20:55

Meet Mr. Poo, India's Dancing Anti-Public Defecation Mascot

agent86

"ballistic vests ready. those some fine-ass threads."

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:18

Accurate.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz How well does this translate to pizza? I haven't been in fancypants pizza places.

I'm not sure fancypants pizza places are things that exist, but if they do NY must have some.

A pizza that is fully contained in its plate would give me a sense of profound sadness.

On the other hand I do not care about places that give you a pizza twice as large but with standard toppings.

Wipqozn

21:37

I just wanted to post this message so The Bridge would be moved to the front of the active room list on Arqade again.

Coronus

What? No @GnomeSlice DS stream?

Wipqozn

Yeha, I'm dissapointed.

badp

@Wipqozn Your spelling is disappoint.

Origami Robot

@uni stahp

Unionhawk

SHUT YOUR FACE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR STUPID MINDLESS FUN DON'T JUDGE ME

badp

21:48

Perhaps it would be wrong to judge you

but we are allowed to be Wrong on the Internet!

and judging people is (slightly) better than @Wipqozn.

Thank you for championing the Wrong on the Internet initiative

Frank

I have survived my second day!

Wipqozn

@Frank At the new job?

Frank

@Wipqozn Yep

Wipqozn

@badp We're such go getters.

Yuki

This Afternoon's Listening

Frank

21:58

Moar drama. cc @SaintWacko @Sterno

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