The Bridge

user20683

03:00

which is squarely in Pepsi country.

user15026

Coke > Coke Zero > Pepsi >Diet Coke > Diet Pepsi

StrixVaria

I wasn't comparing Diet to Regular.

Brant

Diet Coke < Diet Pepsi < Pepsi < Coke <<<<<< Dr. Pepper

StrixVaria

I just meant that for regular I prefer Pepsi, and for diet I prefer Coke.

Brant

drops mic

Unionhawk

03:00

Vanilla Coke > Cherry Coke > Coke > Pepsi >>>>>>>>>>> Diet anything

StrixVaria

I prefer diet over regular anyway.

user15026

@StrixVaria Ah, I misread.

Brant

I’m leaving out the Vanilla spectrum because it’s on a whole ‘nother plane.

user15026

I usually drink Coke Zero because that's what my mom has, and I like it well enough.

user15026

I've become weirdly fond of it.

user20683

03:01

Fountain Vanilla is something else entirely

Unionhawk

Yes.

StrixVaria

Coke Zero is this weird half-way spot between regular and diet.

user15026

@WorldEngineer THIS EXISTS?

StrixVaria

It doesn't taste like either.

user20683

@AshleyNunn yep

user15026

03:01

...whateven

Brant

Can we talk about how pissed off I am at Apple’s bone-headed attitude before security now? Because argh.

user20683

@Brant Yes, yes you may. I say this from a Mac >.>

Brant

Microsoft had this shit beaten into them ten years ago.

user15026

I mean it is hard to find Vanilla or Cherry Coke here at all in bottles or cans, let alone fountain

Brant

It took them forever to turn the ship around but at least they’re trying.

Apple, on the other hand, just keeps fucking up and hoping hackers keep ignoring them

user20683

03:03

I should mention this was old school soda fountain stuff not just dispenser.

Unionhawk

Ah, even better

Brant

I mean, hey, let’s patch iOS at 5pm on a friday then fuck off for the weekend, nobody uses OS X anyway right?

GnomeSlice

Oh my God, Gang Beasts is like the funnest local multiplayer game ever.

user20683

@Brant I don't use OSX over an unencrypted network

Brant

Neither do I, but sheesh.

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:04

@Brant I particularly like the speculation that this was the NSA's backdoor for Apple software.

user20683

@Brant I suspect it's my childhood spent on a Performa that's coloring my experience here.

Brant

@LessPop_MoreFizz It almost certainly is. I don’t think the NSA put it there, but once the vulnerability was released into the wild they picked up on it super quick.

user58869

►

Brant

Because they probably have automated tests that check for this, which apple CLEARLY doesn't

user20683

If your computer makes Windows ME look good...it might be a Performa.

Brant

03:05

or unit tests, or static code analysis, or linters

user15026

@WorldEngineer neeeergh.

user20683

@AshleyNunn You want nerg? Okay. We can do neeeergh. Maybe even neeeeeeergh.

user15026

@WorldEngineer ....troll.

user15026

<3

Unionhawk

Er

Erm

RedRiderX

03:07

Oh no what do I name my Pokemon rescue team?

user20683

Go to Starbucks. Get a bottle of whatever Perrier like stuff they have on hand. Then have them give you a cup. Then order syrups.

user20683

Easy Italian Soda

GnomeSlice

8 hours ago, by GnomeSlice

? @iTunes no longer allows album titles that contain the abbreviation ‘OST’. I’d love to meet the arbitrary genius behind that decision.

Tweeted by Disasterpeace on February 18, 2014 at 9:55 PM

user20683

In say...Cinnamon Dulce

user15026

@GnomeSlice Why are you relinking a thing you linked before?

GnomeSlice

03:08

@AshleyNunn Because we're talking about why apple is dumb

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Wat.

Wat.\

Wat.

user20683

@GnomeSlice That's not dumb in the slightest. That makes total business sense.

Brant

Eh, OST is kind of a silly abbreviation anyway, and I’ve been using it for years

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer Uh?

OST = Original Soundtrack

user20683

@GnomeSlice If it's legit it will be called the latter.

user20683

03:09

So goes business logic.

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer No, a lot of indie game soundtracks just use OST.

user20683

@GnomeSlice You think Apple cares about indie?

Brant

That’s kind of a Japanese video game music thing, almost every soundtrack is “soandso OST"

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer Apple is dumb.

user20683

I mean like actively cares?

GnomeSlice

03:09

it's not just games

but mostly games

Brant

Unless you’re a VGM nerd you probably have no idea what an OST is.

user20683

@GnomeSlice iOS isn't a gaming platform.

Lazers

0

Q: I can't join any minecraft server!

I Cant join any minecraft servers?

minecraft

Brant

I’ve been watching anime for over a decade and I still don’t know what the hell OVA stands for, so if they want to ban “OST” in favor of “Original Soundtrack” or just “Soundtrack” that’s fine by me.

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer Sure it is, among other things.

user20683

03:10

@Brant Original Video Animation

user20683

@GnomeSlice Among other things. It's not a dedicated platform.

Brant

This is just for songs sold in the iTMS anyway, you can tag your own music however you like.

user20683

And many games are freebies. So Apple makes no money from them

user20683

Ergo second class citizens.

user20683

@GnomeSlice The world of the MegaCorps will take your ideals and grind them to a fine paste.

GnomeSlice

03:12

@WorldEngineer Well then they're dumb.

Brant

@WorldEngineer In-app purchases now gross more than app sales themselves, these days. Apple gets 30% of those just like everything else.

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Yes.

user20683

@Brant True but then you run into things like the Dungeon Keeper debacle.

user15026

@GnomeSlice That may be. But they are also massive and full of all the money, so they dont care.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn =[

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:13

@WorldEngineer For every dungeon keeper debacle, there's a clash of clans and a candy crush printing money and laughing all the way to the bank.

Brant

@WorldEngineer I don’t really understand what you’re trying to say.

user15026

@GnomeSlice And indies give them no reason to care.

user15026

@WorldEngineer Thaht doesn't really hurt them though.

user15026

Its like poking a giant with a pin

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz Candy Crush being a totally soulless project as well.

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:14

@WorldEngineer Well yes.

user15026

@WorldEngineer But it earns them piles of cash, so the caring quickly stops happening

LessPop_MoreFizz

As is Clash of Clans.

But they print money.

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz Right. Indie soundtracks by and large don't. And I suspect there's some antipiracy measures cooked up somewhere in there.

Brant

Wait, so are we talking about games or music albums?

BRB gin

user20683

@Brant both.

user20683

03:16

Mostly my understanding is that we are discussing the economic benefits of soullessness.

user58869

►

Brant

Oh.

I guess I got a bit confused by when we were talking about “OST” not being allowed in album titles on the store anymore

which is something I’m okay with because I think it’s a silly acronym anyway, and I’ve been using it for like a decade

David M

OK, I'm back. Had to clean up the destruction that was wrought upon my basement by 4 children 5 and under!

Brant

Twitch Plays Pokemon is back at The Ledge.

Unionhawk

@Brant Oh god

user15026

03:18

@DavidM That sounds like possibly large levels of destruction.

David M

@AshleyNunn Right up there!

DemCodeLines

Anyone here get their skin (hand area) all dryed up in Winter?

user15026

@DemCodeLines YES

user15026

SO MUCH

DemCodeLines

It's annoying me.

Keep getting dry.

user15026

03:19

@DemCodeLines Using a good moisturizer/lotion?

DemCodeLines

I have started to because of it.

David M

I have so much crap to catch up on my DVR. I was away for that week, and now I have like 12 hours of stuff left to watch!

DemCodeLines

Don't use it as often, though. Maybe I should.

user15026

@DemCodeLines Good. :D

David M

@Brant What does OST stand for?

Brant

03:21

Original Soundtrack

David M

@Brant Ahhhh

Lazers

0

Q: Team Fortress 2 Squad Surplus Voucher TF2 Uncraftable vs Craftable

Can someone explain to me the difference between these 2 Squad Surplus Vouchers for Mann vs Machine Mode on TF2 and Do these 2 vouchers work differently? How is it possible to even acquire an uncraftable version? From what I understand everything from the tf2 store is craftable now, Accordi...

team-fortress-2 tf2-mann-vs-machine

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Do you watch Black Sails? Coolest opening titles I've seen in a while.

Unionhawk

@Lazers Isn't stuff uncraftable for like, 4 days?

user58869

►

David M

03:33

Don't everyone speak at once, now.

OrigamiRobot

@Alex Remember how you said you were trying not to be the center of attention? Well posting random youtube videos really makes it seem like that's what you are doing. Just sayin.

user58869

@OrigamiRobot hmmm

Yuki

OrigamiRobot

Just super sayin.

Unionhawk

@Yuki Thank you imgur-feedbot

user58869

03:35

Unionhawk

:P

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk But it's photobucket!

Unionhawk

I like to pretend photobucket doesn't exist.

user58869

@OrigamiRobot turrican is not random, it's on topic

user58869

Turrican

Turrican is a 1990 video game programmed and designed by Manfred Trenz. It was first developed for the Commodore 64 by Rainbow Arts, but was ported to other systems later. In addition to concept design and character creation, Trenz personally programmed Turrican on the Commodore 64. A sequel, Turrican II, followed 1991 for the Commodore 64 and other platforms. Story The lost colony of Alterra is a completely man-made lifeworld abandoned long ago in a nearby galaxy. Alterra is actually five colonies in one. Each self-contained habitat has been separately bio-engineered by a powerful eco...

OrigamiRobot

03:37

Video games are most certainly off-topic

user58869

oh yeah, sorry i forgot

Unionhawk

You know what's on topic though? Pinging @fei

user58869

seems to be news headlines usually

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Hush.

Unionhawk

<3

INB4 SPUGSLEY

spugsley

03:43

NO

user58869

Wombat

Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials, native to Australia, approximately in length, with short, stubby tails. They are adaptable in habitat tolerance, and are found in forested, mountainous, and heathland areas of south-eastern Australia, including Tasmania, as well as an isolated patch of about in Epping Forest National Park in central Queensland. Characteristics Wombats dig extensive burrow systems with rodent-like front teeth and powerful claws. One distinctive adaptation of wombats is their backwards pouch. The advantage of a backwards-facing pouch is that ...

user58869

etc

Unionhawk

Haven't gotten one of those off in a while

YOU JUST ENTERED THE ROOM

SO SAID THE AVATAR LIST

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk Always.

spugsley

@Unionhawk I WAS BOOTING UP MY COMPUTER FROM HIBERNATE NOT FAIR

Unionhawk

03:46

TOO SLOW

GnomeSlice

user20683

@GnomeSlice context?

David M

<3 In well after @spugley

GnomeSlice

Oh, right.

It's a new gif from Heart Forth, Alicia

user20683

and?

user58869

03:51

insert disk 2

Lazers

0

Q: New Levels and Characters

Has anyone noticed some new levels added by the developers? I've got like 6 but can't buy any of them. They are: Service - Chiss Hsp Recreational - Endor Adventure Retail - Kashyyyk Shack Residential - Endor Arms, Csilla Apts, Wookie Arms Also, noticed a series of characters in the Album > Bitiz...

ios tiny-death-star

user20683

@Alex What is this? 1999?

Unionhawk

1987

Actually

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer It's cool?

user58869

this is a wombat

user58869

03:53

user20683

@Alex Still more context than the above gif. Sadly.

user58869

@Unionhawk the year of your birth?

user15026

@Unionhawk Wait what I reverted to a fragile infant?

user20683

I am 2. I have no hair. I can use all the words I am using. I am smart.

user15026

snorts

Fluttershy

04:03

Ugh... I'm supposed to be reading, but this book is so bad.

Nick T

OrigamiRobot

@NickT :(

user58869

@NickT that's a big score you got there

FEichinger

@NickT This makes me both happy and sad.

Nick T

Two questions:
- Can new users not post images?
- Why isn't that question closed **or** are house boats a thing in Minecraft now (it's been a while since I've played)

FEichinger

04:05

@NickT Rep requirement, and no, house boats are not a thing.

It shouldn't be closed, though.

It should be answered with "There is no way to do that at all."

Or "Here are some mods that do this for you." (there used to be at least one).

Nick T

No, it should be closed because nobody has any idea what he's talking about

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn Apparently.

And I have been reverted to nonexistance

As has @fei

FEichinger

@NickT It's pretty obvious: He wants control blocks to move blocks in the world.

Nick T

ah

command blocks?

Unionhawk

Well, technically that's probably possible. But it'd be a kludgy mess of command blocks

SethBling could probably put it together.

FEichinger

04:07

Well, yes, command blocks. Whatever they're called.

Nick T

so wouldn't it just be whatever command can move a given block?

(which there may not be)

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Can they actually move blocks in the world now? Last I recalled it was entities only.

Unionhawk

You can use various setblock/clone commands

It'd be a mess

And it wouldn't work very well

Nick T

would you need one command block per block to move?

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk Sounds like an answer!

Unionhawk

04:08

@OrigamiRobot I literally don't know enough about actually how to do it to answer competently.

FEichinger

Anyway, this is where I was going with this: It just needs an answer that details why this is a stupid idea.

Nick T

and per step?

Unionhawk

Also, that'd be a creative only thing

Actually, now that I've read it, it wouldn't be that hard... Maybe.

Hmm.

Hmmmmmm..........

...

I'll see what I can throw together.

I'm not too too familiar with the /clone command

Nick T

Waiting for The Stick of Truth...

user15026

IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE CERTAIN THINGS IN MY PASSWORD WHY CANT YOU TELL ME AHEAD OF ME MAKING A PASSWORD

user15026

04:17

sigh

Nick T

@AshleyNunn Microsoft account passwords have a 16 character limit that they don't mention

Fluttershy

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

user15026

@NickT That's just rude.

user58869

►

Nick T

@AshleyNunn They also tell you your password is too weak (letters only, etc) only after you try to submit

user15026

04:18

@NickT I would throw something

user15026

All the job application software I run into has random requirements that they don't tell you unless you've tried to submit once

Nick T

Oh, and is anyone here familiar with Pokemon Red? How far is TPP towards actually completing the game? 25% 50% 75%?

FEichinger

@NickT Around 75%

Unionhawk

Ah, no, that's not currently possible

"You can't currently have the destination box overlap the source box"

►

Also, inane stars, anyone?

inb4 that gets starred

3

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ♥

Ben Brocka

04:22

@NickT They need two more badges, to beat Victory Road (a maze/puzzle) and the Elite four (5 final bosses). The badges should be relatively easy, the maze and final 5 bosses wil lbe fell

Unionhawk

bridge, I am disappoint.

That, was too easy.

OrigamiRobot

Oct 5 '12 at 19:23, by OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko The best way to get stars is to talk about stars.

Unionhawk

Sadly, yes

Also saying out of context things with @fei around

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ♥

Ben Brocka

"out of context things with @fei around"

3

Unionhawk

04:24

Also talking about pinging @fei, and being @OrigamiRobot

Or, more generally, not me

Ben Brocka

runs off with ill-gotten stars I'll make MILLIONS

OrigamiRobot

May 22 '13 at 14:12, by OrigamiRobot

I wish people didn't complain about stars so much.

Ben Brocka

I'm not complaining, I'm entrepreneuring

Unionhawk

He'll make MILLIONS!

Ben Brocka

MILLIONS I TELL YA

Also wow I just googled "stong bad"

Nick T

04:32

> Three minigames were removed from the Australian version of the game after Australian Classification Board refused to rate the game.

Unionhawk

MY CHILDHOOD

Nick T

laaaaaaame

spugsley

GUYS

WHO WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE FROM MY SHOW

OrigamiRobot

GALS

Unionhawk

ROBOTS

spugsley

04:36

ME AT MY SHOW

user15026

@spugsley YOUR DRESS LOOKS AMAZING

spugsley

cc @AshleyNunn @ktash @Fluttershy @FAE @DavidM @SaintWacko @all everyone who knew about thissssss

@AshleyNunn THANK YOU

Fluttershy

I LOVE IT

Nick T

@spugsley is it called "women and small mammal skulls"?

user15026

Seriously, that is awesome you look so damn professional and amazing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

spugsley

04:37

@NickT hahaha might as well be :p

ONE MORE

OrigamiRobot

MY FEETS

EVERYONE WANTED THEM

user15026

@spugsley You look like the queen of amazing.

user20683

@spugsley jaw hits floor

Nick T

So how do you get a woman in a massive dress into the woods without getting it all dirty

spugsley

@WorldEngineer :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

user20683

04:38

I...I...I...wow... reboots

spugsley

@NickT first, it's me :D and second, you photoshop it!

also, it's a sheet not a dress :D

Nick T

hard to tell :P

spugsley

@NickT :3 ty

user15026

@WorldEngineer turns you off and on again ;)

user58869

@spugsley who is that woman?

spugsley

04:39

@AshleyNunn :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE BRIDGE AFTER DARK

user15026

@spugsley snorts Hey, Bridge wife, this is partially your fault

user20683

@spugsley Dark as my coffee and just as stimulating.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn so glad I could start this :3

Lazers

0

Q: Steam logs in without being signed in

Frequently now, when I start Steam it auto logs in and take me to my Library. If I look to the bottom right corner, under VIEW FRIENDS LIST it says 0 Online. If I actually click this the Friends window pops up but asks me to 'sign in'. Doing so will have all my friends appear instantly so; it's ...

steam

user15026

@WorldEngineer dies

OrigamiRobot

04:40

CUT IT OUT

user15026

@spugsley Hey, lady, you obviously got something my boy creature likes :D

user20683

@OrigamiRobot gets his scissors

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :p

user15026

@OrigamiRobot turns you off and on again

user15026

@WorldEngineer facedesk

Unionhawk

04:42

I stop paying attention for a minute...

user15026

@Unionhawk And we all explode.

user20683

@AshleyNunn Cuts his Ashley out...out of what I shall not say

Unionhawk

Explode was probably an unfortunate word to use there...................

user15026

@WorldEngineer Meeeeeeeeeep

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn No!

user15026

04:43

@Unionhawk Unfortunate, or awesome

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I like to push your buttons

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn I defer judgement of this to @fei

spugsley

@Unionhawk DID YOU SEE MY ART

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Yes.

Unionhawk

Judges?

spugsley

04:44

@FEichinger DID YOU SEE IT

IT WAS HANGING UP

Unionhawk

@spugsley I DID

user15026

@FEichinger <3

FEichinger

@spugsley ... ... ...

user15026

@spugsley AND IT LOOKED AWESOME

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn I don't have any buttons!

user15026

04:45

@OrigamiRobot nudges your switches

Brant

Twitch Plays Pokemon kind of makes me want to play Brant Plays Pokemon, but I haven’t played any of the games since 1st gen and I don’t own a 3DS anyway. :(

spugsley

@FEichinger IT'S HANGING UP

OrigamiRobot

...

user20683

@AshleyNunn Hands a gamma ray twiddler

FEichinger

@spugsley ... ... ...

spugsley

04:45

@FEichinger :(

FEichinger

I was only summoned here by @Uni!

Unionhawk

such meab

user15026

@WorldEngineer oooh I like the way you think

Unionhawk

very @fei

user20683

@FEichinger exercising thumpers rule huh?

Unionhawk

04:46

wow

user20683

I can respect that

Unionhawk

inb4 ignore

OrigamiRobot

U GUYS R SO EMBARASSING

5

user15026

You love us.

user20683

@OrigamiRobot Your spelling is embarrassing.

FEichinger

04:47

In all seriousness, though, the best you'll get is "<insert congratulatory comment here>" from me, @spugs. I'm not an art person, there's not much I'd say either way.

user20683

:P

spugsley

@FEichinger but I is your friend :( you could give me a smiley or a heart

FEichinger

@spugsley sigh ... ♥

spugsley

@FEichinger :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU'VE MADE IT THE BEST DAY EVER

Brant

Ben Brocka

04:48

Reluctant ♥s are the most delicious

FEichinger

@BenBrocka ♥

user20683

@FEichinger You should feel as though a new release of the Linux kernel has been released and is bug free. Does that help?

Unionhawk

@fei has 2 hearts: sarcastic ones, and reluctant ones.

FEichinger

@WorldEngineer Not really, no.

user15026

@Unionhawk He's a Time Lord?

FEichinger

04:49

@Unionhawk There's also genuine ones, but nobody participating in this conversation has ever seen such.

spugsley

ahhh also could someone CC @Yuki to my art pictures?

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn Apparently

@FEichinger ...

...

spugsley

he will want to see too maybe probably and maybe HE WILL SEND ME A HEART LIKE @FEichinger

user15026

@FEichinger You don't actually love me? sniffle

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley cc @Yuki

user20683

04:49

13 mins ago, by spugsley

Unionhawk

@spugsley cc @Yuki

@WorldEngineer cc @Yuki

Okay, I think we have his attention

OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger @kalina is likely asleeping.

spugsley

lol that's so many @yuki pings

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot I wasn't going to say it...

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Tsk, tsk, tsk!

Unionhawk

04:51

I just '...'ed

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn >.>

@Unionhawk And you! Hush you!

Unionhawk

Also, you don't actually love @spugsley? SO MEAB

@FEichinger YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIFE, THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE

user15026

@FEichinger crushed forever

FEichinger

@Unionhawk I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger YOU HAVE THOUGH

FEichinger

04:53

@Unionhawk NO I HAVE NOT.

Unionhawk

YES

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn <.<

@Unionhawk NO.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger ITS IN THE TRANSCRIPT

user15026

@FEichinger drowns her sorrows in ice cream

spugsley

@Unionhawk so meab ;.;

FEichinger

04:54

...

Unionhawk

Feb 3 at 7:18, by Unionhawk

Thanks @FEi for scarring me for life. I appreciate it.

Feb 3 at 7:18, by FEichinger

Hey, don't blame me.

Feb 3 at 7:18, by Unionhawk

I just did

FEichinger

sigh

I have nothing to do with any of this.

Unionhawk

DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF

spugsley

@FEichinger One of these nights I'm going to hypnotize you while you're sleeping and when you wake up you're going to love everyone and everything and be the happiest person in the whole world

Unionhawk

Alright, I'm probably done

FEichinger

04:57

@Unionhawk Why not? I'm doing that on an hourly basis.

Unionhawk

Fair enough.

FEichinger

@spugsley BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Right.

spugsley

@FEichinger :D I already whisper in your ear sometimes when I'm bored in your underbed. This is just the next step.

Unionhawk

@spugsley See, the problem here is he doesn't sleep.

user15026

@spugsley I am not sure the world would know what to do with that

Unionhawk

04:58

So...

If he did, that actually might just work.

FEichinger

You want crazy people? Because this is how you get crazy people.

Unionhawk

As it is, though.

FEichinger

@spugsley So that's that voice?

spugsley

@Unionhawk he does doze off occasionally

@FEichinger yis :3

FEichinger

@spugsley YOU CREEPY WEIRDO.

spugsley

04:59

@FEichinger awww thank you :3333333333333333333

FEichinger

Also, you're a liar. I don't sleep.

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