The Bridge

Brant

04:04

hmm, maybe I shouldn’t be doing this on wifi

StrixVaria

@Stizzle84 stop

There is no reason for you to have access to that room.

Fluttershy

How many people does that ping?

StrixVaria

Every owner of that room.

Grace Note

Enough people

LessPop_MoreFizz

Anyone that badp gave owner of that room to.

Brant

04:06

What room?

StrixVaria

Which is like 15 people

Wipqozn

@Brant Android Hell.

Brant

Oh, that.

Funny, I don’t even see an option to request access.

Fluttershy

Well, at least I'm still an owner there, I suppose. :P

Wipqozn

There were quite a few requests sitting there actually. I just declined them all.

StrixVaria

04:07

@Wipqozn I declined some too! high five

Stizzle84

What room

Wipqozn

If badp wants anyone to have access that room I'm sure he'll just add them himself.

@StrixVaria high five

OrigamiRobot

WHY AM I BEING PINGED

Fluttershy

To decline, is it as simple as selecting "No special access"?

Brant

eh, okay, I’ve officially hit the point where I can’t be arsed to continue

back to the gin and tonics

Wipqozn

04:08

@Fluttershy Yes

LessPop_MoreFizz

WAIT WAIT WAIT WIPQOZN IS AN OWNER SOMEWHERE? I MUST FIX THIS IT CANNOT BE.

Stizzle84

How does one become an owner

StrixVaria

@Stizzle84 Either create a new room (please don't) or another owner has to deem you worthy.

Wipqozn

@Stizzle84 The Android Hell. The room is just meant for moving Bridge messages into in order to clean it up. Normally if people get a bunch of messages deleted or spam images. The only reason to have room ownership there is because you have ownership fo the bridge, since you need ownership of both rooms to relocate messages.

StrixVaria

Owners get fancy italic names, like mine.

Fluttershy

04:09

And mine!

Oh...

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why did you move my important cow message? :(

Fluttershy

That's right. @OrigamiRobot is the worst.

LessPop_MoreFizz

in The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You., 26 secs ago, by Stack Exchange

LessPop_MoreFizz has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

3

Stizzle84

How do u create a room

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:10

56 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Get my feature request approved and this won't happen to you ever again.

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz What? That's really dumb...

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why do you remove messages from here? What purpose does that serve?

Brant

@Stizzle84 Click on “all rooms” at the top, then the “create new room” button at the bottom of the page

StrixVaria

@Brant @Stizzle84 but please don't

David M

Didn't mean that to sound confrontational.

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:11

Normally it's to clean up Really Dumb Shit.

David M

But why clean it?

StrixVaria

@DavidM If they're so banal that they actually suck intelligence away from all witnesses.

LessPop_MoreFizz

You can look at the android hell if you want an idea of the sort of stuff that gets moved.

Brant

@DavidM It’s a way of tidying up stuff that really doesn’t belong without having to outright delete it (CENSORSHIP, MOD ABUSE, etc)

StrixVaria

Also it's an important mechanism for owner abuse.

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:12

It is literally garbage and nonsense.

StrixVaria

Owners don't get many powers to abuse, so we have to covet those we do get.

David M

I understand the process, just not the point. Is it just to clean up the transcript for others to read later?

OrigamiRobot

@DavidM chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/165/2014/1/14

David M

@OrigamiRobot Right, but what is the harm of leaving it in here?

Brant

Usually to clean up things that are outright spammy/overly vertical

StrixVaria

04:13

@OrigamiRobot Hey, this is what led to the first badp-removing-me-as-owner drama.

@DavidM Generally it's funny when things get moved.

OrigamiRobot

@DavidM Do you want to see things like this all the time?

David M

@StrixVaria Also, why not open your own room?

StrixVaria

THIS IS JUST OUR CULTURE

spugsley

@Fluttershy IT WAS GOOD

HI GUYS

StrixVaria

@DavidM Really just talking to that specific person, not people in general.

David M

04:14

@StrixVaria Ahhhhhh. Yes it makes sense now

OrigamiRobot

See how disruptive that was?

spugsley

wtf is going on in here?

David M

@OrigamiRobot It's annoying, yes. But, as I rarely read back the transcript, it doesn't harm too much.

StrixVaria

19 secs ago, by spugsley

wtf is going on in here?

36 secs ago, by StrixVaria

19 secs ago, by spugsley

wtf is going on in here?

Wipqozn

@DavidM But some people do like to read back.

OrigamiRobot

04:15

@DavidM I practically pushed all of @spugsley's messages off the screen.

Brant

The Bridge is a busy room and we like to at least pretend to have a semblance of decorum when we’re not flooding the place with the youtubes and the gifs

spugsley

I can...come back later?

Wipqozn

@spugsley How did your show go?

David M

OK, I cede the point. People like a tidy Bridge. I guess it's a fundamental thing with me. I rarely close cabinets either. It drives my wife crazy!

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley We're explaining why Android Hell is sometimes needed.

StrixVaria

04:16

@DavidM monster

I'm not even close to a neat person but not closing cabinets?

David M

@StrixVaria That explains the horns.

spugsley

It went. Good and bad. Didn't sell anything. Confused a lot of people who didn't understand my art. And made a few neat connections

OrigamiRobot

@DavidM It's not always about cleaning things up for later. Often, it's about cleaning things up for right then

Brant

StrixVaria

How did I get two Bridges open in directly adjacent tabs?

OrigamiRobot

04:18

@StrixVaria I hate for cabinets to be open. I come home and my cat has opened all my cabinets.

It's awful.

David M

@StrixVaria I was going to make some sort of span joke . . . then I said. Nah.

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria I've had dual monitor bridge action before.

StrixVaria

I'm going to need to get those childproof cabinet lock things soon.

David M

@Unionhawk Pervert.

spugsley

anyway. I just popped in to say hi. The in laws are here so our computer room is taken up by a bed and people

Unionhawk

04:18

@DavidM ಠ_ಠ

spugsley

WAIT

HOW GOES POKEMON!? SOMEONE TELL ME

DID THEY WIN

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley They made it past the Safari Zone

David M

I thought you win Pokemon by never playing in the first place?

spugsley

ok that is all NIGHT NIGHT

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Wait

Brant

04:19

@spugsley /r/twitchplayspokemon’s liveblog/recap

David M

@spugsley G'nite spuggers.

StrixVaria

@Brant Is there anyone not already keeping this tab open?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Strix me?

David M

@StrixVaria me

StrixVaria

this room is a mess

David M

04:21

That is because I left all the cabinets open.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Me.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I've lost what little interest I had in TPP. the internet ruins everything.

OrigamiRobot

I have the google doc open.

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz *@fei ruins everything (ftfy)

Brant

@LessPop_MoreFizz Let the warmth of the Helix Fossil into your heart.

David M

04:22

@Unionhawk Careful, you came dangerously close to summoning him!

Unionhawk

@fei @fei @fei

2

I'm not afraid.

FEichinger

cough cough

David M

@FEichinger Do you ever sleep?

FEichinger

yesterday, by FEichinger

Feb 16 at 20:58, by FEichinger

16 hours ago, by FEichinger

Feb 5 at 15:36, by FEichinger

Unionhawk

Oh teh noes, ignored by @fei

FEichinger

04:23

@DavidM Never.

Unionhawk

Again.

David M

@FEichinger Impressive!

Most impressive.

Unionhawk

I might cry now.

Actually probably not.

Ullallulloo

Well it was fun while it lasted. LeBron sources refute Deadline report, there's no Space Jam 2 or Warner Bros. project in works

Tweeted by WindhorstESPN on February 22, 2014 at 2:28 AM

:(

David M

@Ullallulloo Son of a bitch!

Ben Brocka

04:31

@Ullallulloo was too good to be true

Unionhawk

Heh.

Welp.

Mana

@LessPop_MoreFizz Are you around?

LessPop_MoreFizz

I is.

Mana

cool

firstly because of the above dream-shattering tweet

secondly because which should I watch first: Season 2 of The Wire or Season 1 of House of Cards?

LessPop_MoreFizz

:(

Ooohhh... Hard call.

David M

04:36

@Mana House of Cards!

LessPop_MoreFizz

I would say house of cards.

StrixVaria

@Stizzle84 seriously

LessPop_MoreFizz

Not because it is better than the wire.

Mana

@Stizzle84 you don't want it

OrigamiRobot

STAHP

StrixVaria

04:37

@Mana I'm 3 episodes into House of Cards and you should watch it.

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 pls

LessPop_MoreFizz

But because it is a Current Thing and I want more people to talk about it with.

David M

What is Stizzle doing?

Mana

Alright.

StrixVaria

@DavidM Requesting ownership of Android Hell.

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:37

@David requesting write access for android helk

StrixVaria

Or write access.

Mana

not ownership, just access

StrixVaria

salkdfjaskldfjlaskfsdjflkasdfj

Mana

NOT OWNERSHIP

OrigamiRobot

Y U DO DIS

StrixVaria

04:38

Can one of you mods handle this plx

Mana

JUST

David M

Jeez, not even I do this. LMAO

Mana

ACCESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria You'd be able to yourself if the world were just.

Stizzle84

What

StrixVaria

04:39

@OrigamiRobot Heard ping and thought STIZZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Stizzle84 MOD VOICE: You've been asked repeatedly to stop requesting access to the Android Hell. It is annoying many users and is bordering on behavior that I'd consider spam. If you continue, I'll have to suspend you from chat for a while, for the sake of the sanity of everyone with permissions for that room.

OrigamiRobot

David M

How do you even request access?

OrigamiRobot

THESE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE YOU PING WHEN YOU REQUEST ACCESS

Mana

hey hey, don't shout at him

Stizzle84

04:40

Ok i will stop

Thank u mana

OrigamiRobot

@Mana CAN I SHOUT AT YOU?

Mana

sorry for the attitude @Stizzle84, I think people's emotions just run high when they think of the content inside of the Android Hell at the moment.

@OrigamiRobot always

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot @Mana is Swedish. He only understands yelling.

OrigamiRobot

@Mana IT'S MORE THAT HE'S ALREADY BEEN ASKED MULTIPLE TIMES TO STOP

Stizzle84

Thank u @mana

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:42

@OrigamiRobot IT'S NEARLY MIDNIGHT ON A FRIDAY WHY ARE YOU STILL USING AUTOCAD?

StrixVaria

AUTOCAD4LYF

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why are you not using it?

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz @MANA GAVE ME PERMISSION TO SHOUT AT HIM AND NOW I GOT STUCK

Stizzle84

:,(

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Yep. I'm on that list, too.

OrigamiRobot

04:43

Android Hell access aside, pinging @fei is always recommended and encouraged.

4

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Oh how much I hate you.

Stizzle84

:D

OrigamiRobot

Apr 16 '13 at 17:10, by OrigamiRobot

I am fueled by spite and you have plenty of that.

GnomeSlice

@Sterno WazHack is pretty good.

I'll do a review soon.

Stizzle84

How do u know origami do u stalk

Mana

04:46

Origami is not a stalker, I think he's just joking around.

How do people watch House of Cards?

StrixVaria

@Mana Netflix

OrigamiRobot

@Mana DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME!

Mana

@StrixVaria dang...

Stizzle84

O so u do stalk

StrixVaria

@Mana Pay $8, watch the whole thing in a month, and then cancel.

Frank

04:47

@Mana If you don't care about legalities, it's easy enough to find online.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria Sign up for free trial, watch the whole thing in a month, then cancel.

David M

Not that I intend to ping everyone at once, but how do you request access I'm not even seeing an option.

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh true.

Stizzle84

Cops arrest origami robot for stalking

Mana

maybe you send a message?

Frank

04:48

Monster Hunter

All Monster Hunter talk, all the time. Or, just about anythin...

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz Get someone elses Netflix info. Watch the whole thing in a month, then watch more things in more months.

Frank

Check out that room.

And if you request access, you just ping me.

So feel free.

Stizzle84

Can i request for android hell

Mana

Sorry Stizzle, I really wouldn't recommend requesting for it.

Frank

That's how.

GnomeSlice

04:49

@Stizzle84 Android hell is just a room where we send messages that we don't want here any more.

Nobody chats in there.

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 How do you know I'm not already a cop? How do you know I'm not already in jail? How do you know I'm not already in jail for pretending to be a cop on the internet?

David M

I see. So how does stizzle have that tab for Android Hell and I don't?

StrixVaria

@Stizzle84 No. Stop it.

Stizzle84

@origami because if u were in jail u would not be chatting

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz Stupid mod powers.

OrigamiRobot

04:51

@Stizzle84 I am a robot. I can access the internet form wherever I want.

Frank

@DavidM I'm not sure.

Especially since it's a frozen room.

David M

I feel sooooooooooooooooo dissed.

Stizzle84

U R NOT A ROBOT

2

David M

@Stizzle84 He is.

Unionhawk

Yes he is.

Stizzle84

04:52

How do u know

Frank

@DavidM You really want write access to content even the Bridge has decided is too inane?

FEichinger

Sorry to disappoint, but he is.

Stizzle84

Stalkers

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DavidM I'd make a sock puppet to help you figure it out, but... :effort:

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 It's right there in my name and everything.

David M

04:53

@Stizzle84 Because he follows the three laws of robotics.

Stizzle84

Names dont tell shit

Unionhawk

@DavidM That bit's debatable.

GnomeSlice

@FAE desura.com/games/pathogen-wars

FEichinger

@DavidM BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yeh, no.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Eh, I'm over it. Just curious about the reasons.

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:53

@DavidM @OrigamiRob does a lot of things, but following Asimov's laws are not three of them.

FEichinger

The paperbot sure doesn't.

Frank

@Unionhawk Not even. He out and out breaks them.

Unionhawk

@Frank WELL FINE THEN

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz I never said they were Asimov's 3 laws.

Stizzle84

Ok tell me have u actually seen origami robot

OrigamiRobot

04:54

2 days ago, by Stizzle84

Take it easy on the cussing

David M

I think they're Bender's 3 laws

Brant

Ooh, this should be fun to figure out. Which three laws are they?

Stizzle84

I dont give a damn about two days ago

David M

@Brant news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-57579333-38/…

Unionhawk

@FEichinger 7/10ths of how much you hate me :D

Stizzle84

04:55

I am angry

FEichinger

Dec 20 '13 at 15:26, by kalina

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 Actually, quite a few people in this room have seen me.

Feb 13 at 3:09, by Stizzle84

Um dude shut up with the cussing

David M

@OrigamiRobot @FEichinger Just posted your pic!

Unionhawk

@spugsley knows where he lives even. Creepy.

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 What about eight days ago?

FEichinger

04:56

@DavidM I'm amazed by how fast I found that.

David M

@Unionhawk Right?!?

Frank

@Stizzle84 Well, you can either stop cussing, or we can start flagging. Your choice.

David M

@FEichinger I'm not . . . /creepy

Stizzle84

Ok fine i stop cussing

GnomeSlice

Voting is happening for Playboy's Miss Social of the year 2014.

Which is weird because it's only February

Also it seems to be all past winners.

OrigamiRobot

04:57

@Frank I wouldn't go that far, I'm just loving the irony.

GnomeSlice

Playboy is stupid.

David M

@GnomeSlice See . . . more posts like this!

GnomeSlice

@DavidM ?

Stizzle84

But ashley nun said i can

Frank

@OrigamiRobot My tolerance for the hipocrasy hit zero.

David M

04:57

Fewer spams about games, more about nudie mags.

Stizzle84

Blame it on her

FEichinger

@DavidM ... No.

Frank

@Stizzle84 No, you are responsible for your own actions.

GnomeSlice

@DavidM Playboy Miss Social is non-nude thank you very much.

2

David M

@Frank He's 13, so technically no . . .

Stizzle84

04:58

Boom owned

David M

Well, unless he's Jewish . . .

Frank

@DavidM In here, he's responsible for his own actions.

StrixVaria

@DavidM Maybe*

Stizzle84

I am not freaken jewish

FEichinger

@Stizzle84 ...

David M

04:58

@Stizzle84 Watch it kid.

GnomeSlice

He didn't say being Jewish was bad.

Frank

...I ain't touching that.

OrigamiRobot

HELLO DROP INS!

GnomeSlice

I'm not freaken Jewish either!

Unionhawk

WELCOME TO THE BRIDGE

GnomeSlice

04:59

=]

FEichinger

And here they come.

ManishEarth

o/

Unionhawk

OR WELCOME BACK IN YOUR CASE

Stizzle84

Who

GnomeSlice

@ManishEarth \o

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:59

@Stizzle84 You're walking a fine line.

Mana

/o\ I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry

Monster Hunter

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