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Lazers

22:00

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Q: Minecraft 1.7.4 is not working for me.

So. I have a problem with minecraft. I downloaded the game about 11 months ago but forgot about it for a little while. I try to play i and when i click play the screen comes up ad says mojang. Then it kicks me right back to the play button screen. Please help

minecraft

FAE

Okay, now that I'm done being distracted by @Jin, I need to go shower.

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...wait, that did not come out like I meant it to

Jin

@FAE because.. i'm dirty?

RedRiderX

> You have fully used your vote allowance for today

NO NOT NOW IT CANT GIVE OUT NOW

Ben Brocka

It's okay, @Jin makes us all feel dirty

badp

Twitter sucks at mid-word mentions

FAE

22:01

5 mins ago, by FAE

Argh, I've been meaning to hop in the shower for like an hour, damn you all.

kalina

@FAE no, you lie

badp

@FAE you can't wash your retina from maximum overjin, sorry.

Ben Brocka

@badp need a space before the @

FAE

Then I was about to leave, but then you gave us Jin Hair Update 2014.

FEichinger

@FAE Oh, you knew full well what you did there! :P

kalina

22:02

I wish my hair grew as fast as Jin's

Ben Brocka

#JinHairUpdate2014

badp

Twitch Cuts Jin's Hair

up down left right cut

FAE

@FEichinger I actually slept a good chunk of today away and I'm still a bit woogy from doing so, so this time it was accidental! I usually own my double-entendres, thank you very much!

Yuki

@badp down down down down down down down down cut

FEichinger

@Yuki That seems rather lethal.

badp

22:03

@Yuki up up up up up up left left start9

fredley

Jin

@badp NOPE.

Yuki

@FEichinger Depends on how far down you go, I guess.

Jin

I'm never cutting my hair again.

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fredley

Ugh

FEichinger

22:04

@Yuki ... Yes, but then it just gets worse.

@fredley ∞

fredley

I hate mobile chat

FAE

@kalina I need to trim about 20cm off of my hair, haven't gone to the hairdresser in over a year. I've got a lot of split ends.

badp

@fredley nope

THERE I FIX IT.

FAE

@fredley Ha

kalina

@FAE ow

I don't have many split ends but my hair is still partially dead from the rainbow dash hair colouring last year

and the subsequent purple-that-turned-out-black

FAE

22:05

@kalina It's not very noticeable actually, because it'll just go from me being able to sit on it to only coming down to the small of my back.

Jin

@badp my coworkers think that gif needs sound, what do you think

FAE

@kalina Oof, that's always rough, yeah.

Ben Brocka

@kalina worst purple

FEichinger

@kalina Well, at least that's a problem I don't have.

FAE

@Jin OH MY GOD

kalina

22:06

plus it's growing out as some horrible lifeless brown

FAE

@BenBrocka I love dark purples.

kalina

@FAE this really did come out black though

Ben Brocka

@Jin gifsound.com/?gif=i.stack.imgur.com/HCoh2.gif&v=OeZ-VIWLYHw

FAE

@kalina Aw. :(

kalina

unless I stood under intense light

FAE

22:07

I wish my hair were easier to dye.

I have to bleach first though.

kalina

and then it looked slightly purple, but still mainly black

Ben Brocka

@FAE Black is hardly purple

Arperum

@FAE I haven't been to a hairdresser in at least four years >_< And I don't want to go because it'll be way too short after the split ends are removed :(

FAE

And then it just ends up feeling like straw and ugh.

@Arperum You're gonna wanna fix that typo on "short"

Arperum

@FAE Thanks!

badp

22:08

@BenBrocka How about Kirby's super star thing theme. Whatever its version of the Mario star is called.

FAE

@BenBrocka Dark purple/black can be nice if the purple's visible enough though

@Arperum "shart" is... definitely not the term you're going for there, yeah.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina All hair is dead.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot DEADER OKAY

kalina

@OrigamiRobot ...

GnomeSlice

Wow, why can't Valve just make Steam not crash when you try to change the location of a non-steam shortcut.

Arperum

22:10

@FAE I have no clue how I mistyped that badly. It's not like those keys are on the opposite side of the keyboard or anything.

FAE

@Arperum You should though, it's bad for your hair health.

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Shut up, robot.

Ben Brocka

@badp Kirby 64 version might be more fitting

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Are you here?

FAE

@Arperum How long is it? If it's long enough that you can twist it and pull it around front so you can see, you should at least twist it and then trim off the ends that stick out. It'll make your hair look nicer.

Chippies

22:12

@GnomeSlice I am on IRC as well

FAE

It's something you can do while sitting and watching TV or a bunch of people trying to play Pokemon on Twitch.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Yeah, but IRC doesn't BONG you when I type your name.

FAE

@GnomeSlice Yeah it can, if people have highlighting set up.

Chippies

but I see IRC all the time with my setup

GnomeSlice

@FAE Yeah, but I dunno if he does.

Chippies

22:12

and that too^

GnomeSlice

I do, doesn't mean everyone else.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice it does that by default I believe

FAE

@GnomeSlice Well ask him, silly!

@Chippies Depends on the client.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Doesn't have a sound effect by default, usually.

Quassel didn't, anyway.

Arperum

@FAE If I do that I get it to below my ribs easily.

Chippies

22:13

@GnomeSlice it gives me a popup in sys tray, as well as a dingy noise as well as blinks the Quassel icon in taskbar. IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

GnomeSlice

@Chippies NO

badp

@BenBrocka I approve.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice then you should message me on all chat thingies I have at once, so I can mute them all and not reply

(:

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Oh, okay.

@Chippies modulaatio.com/runningwithrifles/?page_id=22

badp

My gif making skills are rather low but I'm satisfied with the resulting levels of art reached overall.

Chippies

22:15

@GnomeSlice I'll download it when we actually decide to play

GnomeSlice

@Chippies How about now

I'm not sure it will be compatible with my version though, the demo is an older version.

But I could download the demo.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice haha, you downloading something... see ya in a week I guess then?

FAE

@Arperum You should probably try that then. It's called "Dusting" See method 2 of 5 there.

@Arperum It'll help you get rid of a lot of the split ends without actually having to chop a bunch of your hair off if you don't want to do that.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies 34 mb

FAE

Okay, shower for real. poofs

GnomeSlice

22:17

@FAE store.steampowered.com/app/243280

@Chippies Download this shit.

I'll race you.

Ben Brocka

INTERNET RACE everyone huddles around a router

badp

@BenBrocka Modem tone whistling competition!

Ben Brocka

@badp should have got a cloak of Knowledge

GnomeSlice

@badp I get it.

He's wise enough to know he should have studied.

Mad Scientist

I should have tried playing aggro decks in Hearthstone earlier. I'm playing a crappy basic Hunter deck right now for my daily quest and I'm winning easily at the moment. The most amusing win was one opponent that obviously had more money than sense and used Tinkmaster on my first minion on the field and made it into a 5/5

FEichinger

22:22

> If you have darker hair, use a lighter background to help bring contrast to your eyes.

... I needed three times to read that right.

badp

sniffs I am so proud of you, @Gnome.

GnomeSlice

@badp Hey, I thought it was a slightly obscure joke.

badp

@GnomeSlice Pray I do not gif your cheevo further.

RedRiderX

@badp Now that is an obscure joke.

GnomeSlice

indiegogo.com/projects/rameses-b-chilled-experimental-album/x/…

Ben Brocka

22:27

2K dropping another studio

FEichinger

Geez, why are these townfolk so hungry?

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka :/

@FEichinger Time is sped up.

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka Hmm, have they ever made anything else before?

other then being rumored to be working on Mafia 3?

Ben Brocka

Not that I'm aware of

Mostly notable for being the second studio they've axed in 24 hours

RedRiderX

Oh really?

What's the other one?

Ben Brocka

22:31

@RedRiderX Irrational games

RedRiderX

Well that's Take 2 right?

And it's kindof-sortof still alive.

No wait

I'm confused

Ben Brocka

2k is a subsidiary of take two. Though maybe irrational was a sub of take two not 2k? I dunno

RedRiderX

So what is T2 to 2K

Oh

okay

bleh conglomerates.

FEichinger

T2 > 2K > IG

RedRiderX

Oh I see

Well...

2 mins ago, by RedRiderX

bleh conglomerates.

FEichinger

22:35

Or, if you want to go for a hierarchy:
T2
/\
2K
/\
IG

RedRiderX

Well then

1 min ago, by RedRiderX

2 mins ago, by RedRiderX

bleh conglomerates.

Ben Brocka

T2(2K(IG)K2)2T

RedRiderX

@BenBrocka *T2(2K(IGI)K2)2T

Needed more palindrome.

GnomeSlice

@RedRiderX A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Commas don't match both ways

GnomeSlice

22:40

@RedRiderX Irrelevant

RedRiderX

-2 palindrome

SaintWacko

Able was I ere I saw Elba

Live was I ere I saw evil

RedRiderX

Kayak was I ere I saw kayak

GnomeSlice

Hey, anybody here with a PS Vita? blog.eu.playstation.com/2014/02/18/…

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Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice looks like it will supplement TxK well

GnomeSlice

22:42

Futuridium is getting an updated release for Vita

@BenBrocka What is that?

futuridium.com

The original game is still freeware.

And it's awesome.

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice blog.us.playstation.com/2014/02/11/…

game by jeff minter, made Tempest 2K, space giraffe, Gridrunner and literally dozens of other things

3ventic

Starbound finally added customizable key bindings... but it's not the best way possible...

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Oh, cool, this looks like Tempest.

Ben Brocka

yeah it's the evolution of Tempest 2K and Space Giraffe (a tempest alike)

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Futuridium is kind of like Uridium crossed with Star Fox

You should check out the pc/mac version, it's sweet.

desura.com/games/futuridium

And freeeee

Ben Brocka

22:47

Oh good the TPP idiots have no more reason to go back to the PC

GnomeSlice

Kate Upton in a bikini in zero gravity (nsfw)

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice see, this is the type of thing you should be tagging at least with LSFW

GnomeSlice

@MBraedley I just assumed that one was obvious.

But there you go.

FAE

@GnomeSlice Ooooh

GnomeSlice

@FAE Yessss.

MBraedley

22:50

It is for most, but just because it's obvious doesn't mean you don't tag it.

FEichinger

Why are you staaaaarviiiiiing?!

GnomeSlice

In other news I got 104 in Flappy Bird yesterday

Before it got taken down, the top score was in the 90's

also

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spugsley

@GnomeSlice :O

Lazers

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Q: Good tactic to maintain a good food supply in Banished

Every time I start a city I run into food issues very quickly. Even when I got like 10 or 15 population with 3 fishing places and a hunters hut producing thousands of units of food. What is a good tactic to go for first when starting out to get a good food supply going at the beginning?

banished

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Single file, ladies.

FAE

22:55

@GnomeSlice I've not played the original, but looking at the trailer for the new one, I'm wondering if Race the Sun got some inspiration from them in regards to aesthetic and level design.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Could be. They aren't actually all that similar though.

FEichinger

@Lazers This, very much.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Also you should

FAE

@GnomeSlice RtS isn't a rail shooter but a lot of the design elements in the levels made me think of it. Not saying it's a bad thing or a ripoff or anything, just that I noticed similarities.

GnomeSlice

@FAE I know, I really like Race the Sun.

The ship design and motion is kind of similar

Yeah I guess they have a lot in common

I dunno

futuridium-ep

Also maybe somebody can answer that shit

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Q: What can I blow up?

I noticed that there's a particular element in Futuridium that you can break through easily by shooting. It looks like a stack of boxes. It seems you have to break through it in some stages in order to get a good line on power cubes. However, I also noticed just now that you can destroy the ...

futuridium-ep

Specifically that one

The developer answered my other one

SaintWacko

22:58

Fuuuu

OrigamiRobot

It won't let me name my town @fei :(

SaintWacko

Banished just crashed :(

GnomeSlice

Also the soundtrack is amazing

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Awwww :(

GnomeSlice

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CC @FAE

One of the songs in Futuridium

FEichinger

22:58

I had my first town named "Wipqalot". It died within three years.

FAE

@BenBrocka Can you link me to that list of PS+ games released free in the last year that you tweeted about the other day? Friend of mine is pondering a Vita, trying to convince him to get PS+.

SaintWacko

TIME TO GO HOME AND PLAY CIV

FAE

Actually, what he's thinking about is either a PS3 or a PS Vita, what would you say? Not really sure what to tell him in that regard.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Vita

Lazers

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Q: Can coal be used instead of firewood?

My first ever game I managed to get a good population of 30. But soon I started to run out of fire wood and one winter almost 3/4 of my population died. I was mining coal and had 2 foresters but my people still dies of coldness. I could not work out if coal acted as a fuel supply for homes?

banished

FAE

23:01

@GnomeSlice I take it "Glitch Hop" is a genre?

GnomeSlice

@FAE Yes.

RedRiderX

PS+ free games currently availible are worth $419.80 total http://www.reddit.com/r/PS4/comments/1wqlf9/til_if_you_download_every_free_game_offered_from/

Tweeted by BenBrocka on February 2, 2014 at 6:27 PM

Sony's given away a total of over $1000 worth of games to PS+ subscribers: http://www.justpushstart.com/2013/06/sony-gave-away-over-1000-worth-of-free-games-on-playstation-plus/

Tweeted by BenBrocka on June 30, 2013 at 1:53 PM

GnomeSlice

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RedRiderX

@FAE Was it either of those?

FAE

@RedRiderX Thanks. I think it was the one from the 2nd, though I thought he mentioned one in the past week. How'd you find those so quick? Were they just one he posted in here or...?

RedRiderX

23:03

@FAE Twitter search

Well.

Duckduckgo twitter search

FAE

Aaah, okay

@GnomeSlice I did not know this was a genre thing at all and I really like it.

GnomeSlice

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user15026

flops

GnomeSlice

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@FAE soundcloud.com/labrat/labrat-jamburglar-involution

@FAE music.monstercat.com/track/till-its-over

@FAE soundcloud.com/pegboardnerds/frainbreeze-free (you should get the album it's free)

Ktash

Electro Swing is apparently a thing and baby it's got that swing

GnomeSlice

23:10

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FAE

@Ktash Parov Stelar is in that genre and is really fun.

GnomeSlice

That should keep you busy for a little while @FAE

Enjoy.

I'm gonna go lie down or something. I've been really sick the past few days.

Flu or something.

Plus a really bad cold.

FAE

@GnomeSlice Thanks!

@GnomeSlice Feel better! Stay hydrated

It's important.

GnomeSlice

Also soundcloud.com/psymbionic/minnesota-stardust-redux

Ktash

@FAE That's the first one I heard, but I didn't know what it was called. Awesome! Thanks :)

GnomeSlice

23:11

@FAE Thanks.

FAE

@Ktash He's apparently in the mix you linked. There's another group I know of called Caravan Palace that's also really good.

@RonanForman is a fan of both, IIRC.

Ktash

@FAE Nice. Have to check them out

Ronan Forman

@FAE Caravan Palace and what?

Ktash

I love things with a good horn section

FAE

@RonanForman Parov Stelar.

Ronan Forman

23:14

@FAE Never heard of them.

But Cavan Palace yes.

FAE

@RonanForman Oh wait, @Wipqozn was the one who liked Parov Stelar.

spugsley

This place looks terrible: weather.com/travel/…

FAE

From the URL, I'm guessing Russia.

spugsley

@FAE I think yes

Wipqozn

@FAE IT might be me. The name sounds familiar.

I'm terrible with matching names to bands.

FAE

23:17

> Oymyakon ironically means “unfrozen water.”

ha

spugsley

@FAE lol yeah

Ktash

@FAE Just about to post that. Whoever named that is my favorite person ever

FAE

@Wipqozn Yeah it was you

Aug 8 '12 at 16:34, by Wipqozn

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Wipqozn

@FAE Okay, that's me then.

Oh now I remember.

YEah, this guys are awesome.

I should pick up some fo their cds.

user20683

Assemblage 23's Tom Shear's side project Surveillance

user20683

23:19

FAE

> Most toilets in the town are long drops out on the street due to the difficulty of digging plumbing through the permanently frozen soil.

Damn.

@WorldEngineer Oooh.

Though I probably shouldn't listen to this until tomorrow.

After midnight here now and my subwoofer carries.

user20683

@FAE yeah

user20683

it's got a harder edge than A23

spugsley

@FAE yeah. Can you imagine walking out to pee at -50. Ugh.

GnomeSlice

@FAE music.gravitasrecordings.com/album/virtus-in-sonus-ii

FAE

23:29

@spugsley Definitely would call for some of those Stand-To-Pee devices for women we were talking about earlier. >_>

GnomeSlice

Nice big compilation album

Yeah I'm back

spugsley

@FAE sounds like I sadly missed an interesting conversation lol

Lazers

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Q: I keep getting kicked from bf4 games

Whenever i try to join a game it kicks me and even in a game with nobody in it.

pc battlefield-4

FAE

@spugsley My convo with Wipqozn, starts here

@GnomeSlice The album cover of the last thing you linked me reminds of the old Gaming logo in reverse.

GnomeSlice

@FAE It... does?

FAE

23:33

@GnomeSlice This

GnomeSlice

Ooooh that one.

Yeah!

Fluttershy

user20683

@Fluttershy took me a second...

FAE

@WorldEngineer haha same

Fluttershy

Dogs are awesome.

Yuki

23:49

> You now have 1 of this: 'Reservation at the Royal Bethlehem'

cc @RedRiderX @SaintWacko

RedRiderX

@Yuki Oh dang

So fancy

I'm not sure what I should be doing

Fredy31

Hello, I'm back. Fear me.

RedRiderX

I'm just kind of vaguely becoming a stronger scholar of the Correspondence.

Yuki

@RedRiderX You could do what @SaintWacko did and go for a ship.

RedRiderX

Hmm

I've got a sponsor for an expedition

I'm not really sure how I'm meant to do research though

StrixVaria

23:55

@GnomeSlice I died. I'm starting to get the hang of this combat system, though, and it's pretty neat. I died because I was in the wrong part of my combo when the enemy charged and I couldn't reposition.

Yuki

<casts Fear on @Fredy31>

Fredy31

Oh noooooooooooooooooo

I'm back watching tpp. I have no life

Yuki

When/Why did RNGPlays switch to Crystal?

Fredy31

I guess the run failed again

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