The Bridge

spugsley

20:00

oh, how goes Pokemon?

are they still stuck in Rocket HQ?

Ben Brocka

I think they have to go back in

MBraedley

@BenBrocka But if we all band together, we can get him answered banned sooner

GnomeSlice

@spugsley They released their flareon

spugsley

@GnomeSlice :OOOO WHY?!

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Because leftrightstartbstartrightdownbabstartrightrightdownupdownleftleft

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spugsley

20:01

@GnomeSlice :p point taken

Unionhawk

@spugsley because flareon is obv the cause of all their problems

spugsley

@Unionhawk yes, I'm sure it's all Flareon's fault

fuckin Flareon

Unionhawk

@spugsley No, I'm not kidding, that's actually what the internet says, and probably believes.

spugsley

@Unionhawk lol really?

Kevin van der Velden

AAAH I ALT-TABBED TO THE BRIDGE AND NOW I CAN'T FIND MY VILLAGE AGAIN

RedRiderX

20:02

Unionhawk

Yuuuuuup.

spugsley

woooooooow

Unionhawk

Yuuuuuuuup.

Kevin van der Velden

I'm only half joking

OrigamiRobot

SaintWacko

20:03

I'm enjoying Banished

GnomeSlice

Cubesis looks great.

Ben Brocka

@MBraedley I know, just encouraging community moderation

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot how do I zoom out it is huge

OrigamiRobot

I HATE EVERYONE WHO IS PLAYING BANISHED

Ben Brocka

@spugsley click the pick then click again when it's in it's own window

Tim Stone

20:04

I haven't played it yet, because I didn't want you to hate me.

Also I've been sleeping all day because I didn't feel good but minor details.

spugsley

@BenBrocka it won't zoom out :(

SaintWacko

Banished is a lot of fun

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot <3 you to

StrixVaria

Is Banished punishingly difficult like a roguelike or can it be played kind of casually like Sim City games?

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Do you have me blocked on Steam too?

Ben Brocka

20:06

You can play Sim City casually? I always abandoned my cities after accruing crushing debt

I should run for Mayor

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot ♥

StrixVaria

@BenBrocka I never really had trouble with 3000.

OrigamiRobot

1 hour ago, by OrigamiRobot

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria I think it's playable casually, you can set it to low difficulty and have temperate climate and stuff

spugsley

@FEichinger how come you never send me hearts? :(

GnomeSlice

20:07

imgur.com/a/4ImOV

Is this a meme or something

FEichinger

@spugsley Because my hearts are usually sarcastic ones?

Ben Brocka

@StrixVaria I think I mostly played 2000 and 4, though I had 3000. And I Think plain SimCity

spugsley

@FEichinger oh, ok :)

Ben Brocka

was more into Sim Farm and Sim Ant than SimCity 1

FEichinger

But, if it makes you feel any better:

@spugsley ♥

Ben Brocka

20:07

And sim tower. Golden years of Sim* those were

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Have you seen Se7en?

spugsley

@FEichinger :DDDDDDDDDDDD

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria No.

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Then go watch Se7en.

It's really good.

spugsley

@StrixVaria so. good.

SaintWacko

20:08

The only SimCity I have is SimCity 3000 Unlimited

@StrixVaria This

Se7en is great

Jason Berkan

Se7en was the point where my wife stopped watching movies with me.

GnomeSlice

Alright. I'll ~~torrent~~ rent it.

spugsley

@JasonBerkan :o why?

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka reefshot.com

Jason Berkan

@spugsley She can't handle stuff like that. She likes happy pretty movies.

user58869

20:09

@GnomeSlice i've seen the film and i don't understand any of that

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria It is difficult. I don't think I'd label it as "Dwarf Fortress" difficult though. With that said, I have yet to play it myself. outside of the tutorial anyways.

StrixVaria

@JasonBerkan I watched every Saw movie in order with my now-wife when we first started going out.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Apparently the first Winter is brutal.

SaintWacko

I just reached winter

spugsley

@JasonBerkan ah yes, boring movies

Jason Berkan

20:10

@StrixVaria Those are movies I cannot watch. I like f@#!ed up in the head movies. I don't like adding body parts being sliced open.

SaintWacko

@JasonBerkan This

The Saw movies are just stupid

StrixVaria

@JasonBerkan I'm not a huge fan of Saw. I like psychological thrillers, which there doesn't seem to be too many of (that aren't awful).

Lazers

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Q: 64-bit Steam version of Banished crashes on launch

Launching the 64-bit exe of the game (through Steam) gives crashes and writes a dump with the following: Process Name Application-steam-x64.exe Process Architecture x64 Exception Code 0xC0000005 Exception Information The thread tried to read from or write to a virtua...

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Shutter Island was good.

Wipqozn

cc @OrigamiRobot

Kevin van der Velden

20:13

I've managed to kill my first few villagers!

Wait, that was not the point of the game?

I thought it was like dwarf fortress!

3ventic

I've managed to crash the game!

Ktash

Why do I want to purchase more games? I never play any of them!

Fluttershy

I enjoyed the first Saw. The rest range from meh to terrible.

Also, I must wait on getting Banished, and that makes me sad. :(

SaintWacko

three more hours until Civ time

Until then, I shall build cities instead of empires

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Yeah it was decent.

Fluttershy

20:16

Four cannot come soon enough.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Why is that? Money?

Lazers

0

Q: No more "Build a retail/food/... level"?

Since the last update, the emperor doesn't ask me to build a certain type of level anymore, he only wants me to build any kind of level I want. Is it the same for you ? Because I like to only build levels the emperor asks me for, I like roleplaying...

tiny-death-star

user20683

King.com has filed for an IPO. I hope it tanks.

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Ben Brocka

To ease his nerves, Red reached into his bag and rubbed his fingers over the surface of his lucky Helix Fossil.

Tweeted by fanfiction_txt on February 18, 2014 at 7:58 PM

There's already fanfiction. Well, of course there is

Wipqozn

Nooooooooooooo! One of fisherman died giving birth!

CC @OrigamiRobot

THIS IS WHY CHILDREN ARE HORRIBLE

Ben Brocka

20:29

That's a pretty detailed sim

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn You deserve it for playing before me.

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer also this

Feb 14 at 4:10, by GnomeSlice

King.com just keeps on going

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot You really should be playing it, it is pretty fun

GnomeSlice

Different thing

Wipqozn

jUST SURVIVED MY FIRST WINTER

Onyl death was unrelated to the winter.

user20683

20:33

@GnomeSlice hence why I hope they fail.

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer What's an IPO?

user20683

@GnomeSlice Stock Thingie

GnomeSlice

Oh. Then yeah, me too.

OrigamiRobot

@KevinvanderVelden I am at work.

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot EXCUSES

Ben Brocka

20:35

user15026

@WorldEngineer I want it to, but I am afraid it won't. Then again, I don't know the crossover between people who would buy into the IPO and people who know they are terrible copyrighht trolls

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka How did they manage to name him Red?

OrigamiRobot

I don't know what an IPO is.

Ignorance is bliss.

GnomeSlice

3 mins ago, by World Engineer

@GnomeSlice Stock Thingie

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice it's a default

GnomeSlice

20:36

@BenBrocka Oh, okay

user15026

@GnomeSlice simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPO

LessPop_MoreFizz

> Chances are you’ve never wondered how difficult it is to remove the testes of a hippopotamus

Ben Brocka

@LessPop_MoreFizz I saw a gif of one ignoring half a dozen lions the other day so I suppose I'm not surprised

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz I once had a customer come in asking for books about the castrating of himself.

user15026

@WorldEngineer O.o

Wipqozn

20:41

Nooo, someone died of starvation.

user20683

I was basically like "There are two that the computer finds but, dude, see a doctor."

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz TIL

user15026

@WorldEngineer I don't know if I should be amused or worried that there is more than one

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Mostly money. I've spent way more money getting my truck fixed than I'd like. Also, I have to save for Titanfall. Also also, I bought the Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster Collector's Edition. <_<

Wipqozn

and another one.

oh, someone else died but it wasa kid so that's good. They don't contribute anything anyways.

and two more children died.

LessPop_MoreFizz

20:43

@Wipqozn Are you playing KODP or something?

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Banished.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn I currently just want my villagers to bloody breed so I eventually get more useful people

LessPop_MoreFizz

Because Children in that game are a plague and a trap and the easiest way to lose

Fluttershy

Holy crap. This Humble Bundle is incredible. o_o Shame I already own all of the games.

Wipqozn

EVERYONE IS DYING

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GnomeSlice

20:43

@Fluttershy Yeah, it's one of the best ones so far.

If not the best.

Wipqozn

I think fisherman might only produce food fi you have tools.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Yep

user15026

@Fluttershy It intrigues me, but I lack money, and I suspect most of the games will be too difficult. :(

SaintWacko

That's how they all are

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko For some professions tools just increase your productivity.

FAE

20:45

@spugsley It is one of my feel good movies.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Ah

Sconibulus

@LessPop_MoreFizz KODP?

Wipqozn

Everyone is dead.

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GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Nice work.

LessPop_MoreFizz

King of Dragon Pass

King of Dragon Pass is a 1999 computer game published by A Sharp. Set in the fictional world of Glorantha, it depicts the lives and fortunes of one of several barbarian clans, settling the untamed lands of Dragon Pass over the course of several decades. The clans bear some similarities, such as fyrds and lawspeakers, to the Iron Age Nordic peoples. The most distinctive features of the game are its greatest oddities. KoDP contains no animation whatsoever, instead depicting people and events with lavish hand-drawn artwork. The game has elements of strategy, construction and management sim...

RedRiderX

20:47

Ack the current humble bundle seems so good but it's hard to justify spending money on games I don't have time to play D:

OrigamiRobot

15 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn You deserve it for playing before me.

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn <slow clap>

Wipqozn

King of Dragon Pass is fantastic and everyone should buy it.

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user20683

Wipqozn

I got to LAte Winter of Year 3.

Ben Brocka

20:47

@Wipqozn that escalated quickly

FEichinger

@Wipqozn That's about a year more than I got.

Lazers

0

Q: wow I need help please thanks!

I have been researching four days and I need to know how to delete friends from the list on world of warcraft also can anyone tell me how to heal people thank you

world-of-warcraft

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn Fun Fact: I voted for LessPop due to his recommendation of King of Dragon Pass. Couldn't care less if he's a good mod or not. ;)

Sconibulus

I should play this game

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan You crazy kids.

LessPop_MoreFizz

20:49

@Sconibulus YOU SHOULD.

@JasonBerkan Well thanks! It is in fact a pretty damn great game.

Fluttershy

I should give KODP another shot. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and quit in frustration. <_<

Sconibulus

@Fluttershy I did this with Dwarf Fortress

Fluttershy

Me too!

FAE

@AshleyNunn An Ashley-review: Both Guacamelee and Dust are Metroidvania-style, so lots of focus on movement and fairly action-focused and platformy. Giana Sisters is pretty much a precision-platformer that can be very hard. No real experience with The Swapper, so can't say much there. Antichamber is FPS-puzzle that has some devious puzzles, some of which rely on timing. Monaco is a top-down up to 4 person co-op crime/stealth game that's fun but can also be very hectic when shit hits the fan.

Sconibulus

I couldn't figure out how to make stairs work, so never even got underground

LessPop_MoreFizz

20:50

> also can anyone tell me how to heal people thank you

Sconibulus

I went back to the much simpler death of Nethack

user15026

@FAE <3 perfect. That makes me feel better about my decision not to get it

Fluttershy

@FAE The Swapper is a gorgeous puzzle-platformer with some really unique puzzles, making good use of the cloning mechanic, as well as other environmental factors. :3 A++ Would recommend.

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz Has this guy even been through the tutorial

user20683

?

Fluttershy

20:52

So, less twitchy, more brain-scratchy.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@WorldEngineer You should see his other 'questions'.

FAE

@Fluttershy Yes, but I don't have any enough experience with it to know if it's Ashley-friendly or not.

Ktash

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz I have but I do like to give benefit of the doubt

Ktash

Level bar outside or inside the top bar?

user20683

20:52

>.>

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yeah, there are some good games in there, but unfortunately not many of them are super you-friendly. I'd stick to watching LPs for most of them.

user15026

@FAE Sweet. That's what I wanted to know :)

FAE

@AshleyNunn Anytime. <3

user15026

@Lazers Oh, I remember you....

MBraedley

inb4 @Lazers Offtopic

@Ktash Ooh, where can I get the updated script?

Lazers

20:54

-1

Q: technical help with lan setup

and and my buddies play lan in an office afterhours and use their established infrastructure ...ie, no idea what kind of cables, routers, hubs, switches, firewals are behind the walls... we play out of two or three rooms, where we plug an old 10/100 switch into the wall and distribute among the ...

networking

Ktash

@MBraedley Updating it now. I'll put it live in a bit

Any preference for inside or outside the bar?

MBraedley

@Ktash I would prefer inside. It was all in line before

And should only have to reduce the font size by a few points

Wipqozn

I thinmk I know what happened. I destroyed my storage cart before building a barn, so they had no where to store food. Hence no food production.

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