The Bridge

Wipqozn

14:00

@Fluttershy I hope your face crashes!

Oh buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr‌rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Fluttershy

D: That could be deadly! You should be ashamed of yourself! Ashamed!

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Don't worry, he's just full of regret.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I hope so.

Frank

@Fluttershy Did you order that off of Squeenix's site?

Fluttershy

@Frank Yeah. You have to. It's not being sold anywhere else.

Frank

14:01

@Fluttershy Ew.

Unionhawk

Seriously @FEi?

10 hours ago, 2 minutes total – 14 messages, 5 users, 0 stars

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Frank

I don't like the sales company they use for that; they've cancelled people's preorders before without warning.

Fluttershy

@Frank It was worth it. And they claim release day delivery!

Frank

@Fluttershy As long as they don't summarily cancel your order.

Fluttershy

Right. I'm hoping they don't.

FEichinger

14:02

@Unionhawk I still stand by it: Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.

Frank

@Fluttershy

Fluttershy

Is that a link? Mobile chat doesn't show it in blue.

Unionhawk

Thus we have proven that "it's 4 am" is not a valid excuse for your mental state at any given time QED

Frank

@Fluttershy Yeah.

aristogamer.net/2013/02/…

Unionhawk

Or perhaps we have proven that, because you don't sleep, it's basically always 4 am... Hmm...

badp

14:10

@Ullallulloo and @IanPugsley happy birthdays

Unionhawk

@FEichinger How does one "stand by" such an indeterminate statement?

FEichinger

@Unionhawk This seems more likely.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Either way...

FEichinger

@Unionhawk By ... standing by it, obviously. And reiterating: Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.

Oh, look, anarchy is slowly winning again.

Unionhawk

14 hours ago, by spugsley

@Wipqozn u dum

(replace Wipqozn with FEichinger)

FEichinger

14:12

@Unionhawk No, no, that doesn't work. If you're too lazy to properly quote it, you can't just say "replace X with Y"!

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I can, and I just did, so nyeh

Wipqozn

Oh snap

Fluttershy

@Frank Ah. Yeah, I'd hear about that, but couldn't remember what game it was.

Unionhawk

I mean, I figured a "u dum" from spugsley was more powerful than one from me.

Frank

@Fluttershy Ever since, I don`t trust Digital River to actually come through without significant pain on my end.

FEichinger

14:15

@Unionhawk Well, it would be, if it was a real "u dum", and not one you adjusted.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Well, a real one can be arranged

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Bring it on.

In the mean time, I'm busy scratching my head over what it means that this twitch chat is voting for anarchy.

Unionhawk

"Day 6: EVERYTHING IS MADNESS"

FEichinger

They're voting for anarchy, for crying out loud. This is fundamentally wrong.

Unionhawk

I actually like the idea

I think the idea is that it decreases the number of overall (actual) inputs

But the internet at large is also really stupid.

@FEichinger Do you really want me to awaken the creepy lady?

Wipqozn

14:21

they're really close to getting democracy.

Unionhawk

DON'T YOU GET IT DEMOCRACY IS HOW THESE IDIOTS DO ANARCHY

FEichinger

@Unionhawk It ruins the whole thing. It's the chaos and utter madness of it that's fun to watch.

@Unionhawk Oh, I don't want to. But you'll have to if you want to "arrange" that. :P

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Fine then.

@FEichinger cc @spugsley

Yuki

Wait, what's going on?

Unionhawk

@Yuki TPP is voting for anarchy

Frank

14:23

Democracy hit!

Yuki

@Unionhawk What the hell is that supposed to be?

Unionhawk

@Yuki I don't know.

2 mins ago, by Unionhawk

DON'T YOU GET IT DEMOCRACY IS HOW THESE IDIOTS DO ANARCHY

Frank

That will significantly slow down what happens.

Yuki

Ah, I see.

Frank

And the stream went down.

Unionhawk

14:25

I'm utterly confused

Yuki

> Democracy mode is vote-based and has a more sophisticated input system.

Basically, it tallies up button inputs for a certain period of time and the highest voted button input is used.

Wipqozn

Looks like it's over 5 seconds.

Yuki

I guess this is what he meant when he said he'd add a hack for getting through the Safari Zone.

Wipqozn

Might be

Yuki

Only, he added it earlier because they failed so hard at the Rocket puzzle.

I'm... sorta okay with this.

Wipqozn

14:27

I think he'll try this first at least, before trying something else.

oh it's back

Unionhawk

I still predict 24 hours.

FEichinger

@Yuki But they're not failing because people are spamming start ...

Unionhawk

I still stand by that number.

Yuki

As long as they only use it for the puzzles.

Wipqozn

and we're back in anarchy

FEichinger

14:27

They're failing because half the people don't know what's going on.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger Yup.

FEichinger

Democracy mode won't fix people thinking they need to solve the wrong maze.

In fact, chances are they'll make it through, sit there, and realize "Oh ... crap. Now what?"

Yuki

Eh, we'll see.

Ullallulloo

@badp Thanks!

Yuki

If it works, it works. And if it fits, I sits.

Lazers

14:30

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Q: How many Deus Ex Human Revolution Missions Have A Time Limit?

I've just started playing Deus Ex: Human Revoution, and the very first non-opening mission that I got had a time limit for starting it proper, with major consequences for dallying too long. I really don't want to get anybody in a tight spot in this game, so is this a one-off thing, or are ther...

deus-ex-human-revolution

Wipqozn

They're heading towards the right maze it seems.

and now they're going past it.

People just keep spammingleft.

The internet is dumb.

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FEichinger

Meh.

Now it's boring.

Unionhawk

They're always going to end up repeating an input because delay

Jason Berkan

My eight year old won his first game of Civ 5 last night. I'm so proud.

9

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan Oh snap. who was he playing as?

FEichinger

14:33

Sterno

@JasonBerkan You should feel like a terrible parent for making him play Civ 5 instead of Civ 4

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn His namesake - Alexander the Great.

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan You named your son "The Great"?

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Because you can't watch people get angry at the start spam?

11 hours ago, by Unionhawk

@FEichinger You sadistic bastard

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn As if my wife would allow that. I wanted Alexander Napolean, but that was apparently too weird.

FEichinger

14:34

@Unionhawk Yes.

Unionhawk

18 secs ago, by Unionhawk

11 hours ago, by Unionhawk

@FEichinger You sadistic bastard

Yuki

@JasonBerkan Well, yeah. Nobody famous is named "Napolean".

In fact, I'm not even sure if that's a real name.

Wipqozn

They're going the wrong way.

FEichinger

Aaaand even democracy can't save them.

Wipqozn

they're going to hit anarchy soon again at this rate to.

the bar is at the mid-point.

Jason Berkan

14:37

@Sterno I skipped Civ IV - just bought it in the Humble Bundle, though. And having gone back to Alpha Centauri over the weekend, I find I like that game more than any Civ.

Yuki

I wonder if he's going to implement "benevolent monarchy"?

@JasonBerkan Agh, I wanna play Alpha Centauri again.

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan I picked that up ages ago. I 've been meaning to play it.

RedRiderX

@JasonBerkan Heh yeah Alpha Centauri is pretty rad.

The interface hasn't aged that well though

Yuki

@RedRiderX You know what? That's what they should do an HD remake of: Alpha Centauri.

RedRiderX

@Yuki OMG YES

It could use it so badly

FEichinger

14:39

Aaand they walked past it.

Smart people, they are.

Unionhawk

DOOM

ED

THEY ARE

...

Wipqozn

Now people are spamming left9.

StrixVaria

Why would they left9 when there's a dead end that way...

Unionhawk

I see you judging me.

Stop.

Yuki

@Wipqozn What the hell is "left9"?

Wipqozn

14:39

@StrixVaria Because temper tantrums.

FEichinger

@Yuki 9x left

Wipqozn

This is why this got shut down at one point. People ere just spamming start9 because he changed how the controls worked.

Yuki

@FEichinger Oh, now you can vote for multiple of one input?

RedRiderX

That seems like a bad decision.

Yuki

I'm really disliking more and more of the changes he's making.

Unionhawk

14:40

Now the twitch delay is messing everything up

FEichinger

It's booooring now.

Booooooooooring, I say.

OrigamiRobot

I hope this is just for the Hideout.

Wipqozn

The fact that they still can't get by this even with democracy is just sad.

FEichinger

Back to watching RNG.

@Wipqozn Told you so.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger How is the rng doing?

Unionhawk

14:42

Guys....

Fluttershy

I wish RimWorld was released. :(

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Running in circles.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger Any badges yet?

FEichinger

Can't tell.

Fluttershy

There was apparently a Twitch Plays Dark Souls for a bit this weekend...

Yuki

14:43

@Wipqozn I know it beat Brock yesterday.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I imagine that didn't get far.

Yuki

@Fluttershy Honestly, that's not going to be very entertaining in my mind.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Back to Viridian Forest, now.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn I don't think it did. When I popped in, the guy was just standing there, swing his sword and putting his shield up. And dodging.

@Yuki It wasn't.

Ben Brocka

They stuck Flareon in the PC? Then we have a chance

Unionhawk

14:45

@BenBrocka No we don't.

No chances.

Just chaos

RedRiderX

Yeah this is just the era of false hope now.

The evee timelines are just merging.

Yuki

Almond butter is f--king delicious.

Sterno

forking?

fluking?

I'm not sure what word you're going for.

Unionhawk

I'm going to go with 'forking'

Lazers

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Q: Leroic's bone in the fireplace in the manor house

I have ran this with everything I have made, monk, warrior, ect. and I still cannot find this fireplace with the bone in it. Please help

diablo-3

Ben Brocka

14:48

Holy shit this is way too slow

Unionhawk

Yeah, I am, officially, done with this shit.

Ben Brocka

why doesn't it poll for like a couple seconds tops?

Yuki

@Sterno fisking.

Matt Эллен

funking

Ben Brocka

@Sterno forking is an odd way to enjoy almond butter

Matt Эллен

14:50

forks almond butter and creates brazil nut butter

ah! github

Sterno

This guy should have learned from horse_ebooks. Put it up and remain mysteriously silent about what's going on. Make no changes that let anyone know there's anything going on behind the scenes

Unionhawk

Something something immature joke

RedRiderX

@MattЭллен forkingrecipes.com

Ben Brocka

@Sterno he said he was very reluctant to change the format. I didn't expect the polls would be this slow, I kinda like the idea but not the implimentation

Matt Эллен

are there any for queen?

Ben Brocka

14:52

I hope he turns it off after this, and maybe back on for safari zone I guess

Matt Эллен

@RedRiderX I like it!

RedRiderX

Heh yeah I thought is was neat too

FEichinger

Aaaaand back to square 1.

Wipqozn

They're so good at this.

I know you guys said this was boring, but honestly the fact they are still failing with this on is hilarious.

Seriously @FEi?

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