The Bridge

McGruff the Crime Dog Sentenced to 16 Years in Jail for Committing Crimes.

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user15026

@RedRiderX Thank you, I was looking for thatr.

@LessPop_MoreFizz heh

so I just keep playing chess until I'm no longer stuck on a boat?

12:12 AM

@AshleyNunn You're very welcome.

@kalina Well there are other options right?

Chess might not be your best bet

Offer a sacrifice

roll dice

play chess

I have watchful 22 and dangerous 21

I haven't died yet, so it's hard to say...

Check the odds on some of them

I have no actions left, so time to do something else

@kalina Your best option is probably to just wait for opportunity cards.

Unless playing chess has a success rate of Modest or less.

Oh gosh now they want me to go steady with someone...

12:14 AM

oh no chess is chancy

user15026

Yeah, opportunity cards are usually how I deal with dying

I did just win it three times in a row though

or twice...

wounds are 11 now

@kalina Actually, chancy challenges are a good way to level your stats.

@AshleyNunn Yeah those usually help the most

So if you don't mind staying there for a bit, you might actually be able to level your Watchful a good amount.

12:16 AM

I don't mind at all, since I have no clue what is going on and this doesn't seem all that different from what I was doing anyway

user15026

I need to build my Dangerous.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh the irony...

@LessPop_MoreFizz What the hell am I looking at here?

@GraceNote We didn't have video when I was a kid.

2 hours ago, by Unionhawk

I thought we established that already. I'm younger than @kalina by a year and some change.

12:20 AM

In other news, I realized today that when I worked at Subway in high school, I never once took a credit card. They just weren't used for day-to-day transactions back then.

user15026

Pacific Rim is a pretty good movie so far.

Q: How do you get pokemiles or battle points from pokemon bank

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I deposited and taken out some pokemon but when i go to pokemon link it says no data! how do i get the rewards?

pokemon-xy

Sometimes you come home, look at the tabs open in your browser, and wonder what the hell your spouse was looking for while you were at work.

@unionhawk all of it.

oic

12:22 AM

He is the digital prophet.

He will lead is into the digital world to come.

What the fuck does that even mean

user15026

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@AshleyNunn D:

user15026

Pets chat gives me some of the best animal gifs.

Duly noted

12:26 AM

@Yuki #noonesproblem

@LessPop_MoreFizz This would almost make sense if this guy was around 20-30 years ago

And then it still wouldn't make sense.

@Unionhawk it means he has seen the Digital Future and he has come to bring us there. The Digital God Has Ordained It So.

7 mins ago, by Unionhawk

What the fuck does that even mean

For lo, he is his prophet.

ergh... This PC I'm fixing is pissing me off. New everything, fresh win 7 installation. Freezes without any error message after 5-10 min. Memtest and checkdisk report no problems. Swapped out various parts for known working ones, no difference...

12:31 AM

lol

@Unionhawk It means that I am going to unfollow you on twitter.

@TrentHawkins: could be cursed

You don't follow me on twitter. And if you do, then why I don't use it

I'd hit it with a SMART test for the hard drive

@AshleyNunn is that the one with the fighting robots

12:32 AM

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

7 mins ago, by Unionhawk

What the fuck does that even mean

user15026

@kalina mhm

@Sterno It means I don't use twitter, but I have an account?

mhm you say?

@Unionhawk But that stament don't sense make

@RedRiderX Well, your face doesn't make sense.

12:33 AM

:O

That's true it really doesn't

The moustache looks like a mouth.

And the beard is simultaneously everywhere and nowhere.

But hey the face wasn't the strong suit of this avatar

@JourneymanGeek I'll give it a go, but does it produce any meaningful information when the entire system locks up?

@TrentHawkins: if the drive errored around that time, you know its the drive

assuming you haven't tried swapping it

user15026

@RedRiderX Where is a good spot to level Dangerous?

also, what sort of lock up? does it just freeze or something else?

Hmm other then the docks/watchmaker's hill?

12:36 AM

like, freeze in place or go dark

oh, I have two moves I can make

@JourneymanGeek in place, nothing responds.

I don't know of to many specific good spots my Dangerous isn't really that good :P

I just spammed stuff at whereever it tells you to go to get dangerous

it seemed to work

I got bored around level 20 though

But once you get into the black ribbon society you can build it up quite a bit there.

12:38 AM

I've tried updating all the drivers, but some (like graphics) take so long to install that it locks up before it finishes.

user15026

@RedRiderX The what? :)

user15026

@RedRiderX That's my highest stat at the moment

@AshleyNunn Shhh, it's a secret.

@AshleyNunn Have you got to Wolfstack docks yet?

user15026

@RedRiderX yeah

Have you gotten into any class warfare?

user15026

12:43 AM

I havent played much lately. I don't think so.

Ah okay

@AshleyNunn Watchmaker's Hill -> Wolfstack Docks -> The Labyrinth of Tigers

user15026

Have to wait for my actions to reload, then I will check out those places

@TrentHawkins: tried safe mode?

12:56 AM

@JourneymanGeek Safe mode works fine (but the graphics driver installer doesn't like safe mode)

Polygon article on the canceled Minecraft Kickstarter.

user15026

I can kinda see why it got shut down

@AshleyNunn Oh yeah, definitely.

I'm just surprised that they didn't contact Mojang at all, with all their experience, you'd think they'd know better. Kinda baffled at the whole situation.

We were talking about it earlier when the tweet came up from Notch.

user15026

Yeah, I am surprised they didn't check first then do the kickstarter

user15026

Like that is a large step from "creative license"

Coronus

1:05 AM

@AshleyNunn After working on it "for nearly a year"

user15026

@Coronus Oh ffs, seriously?

@Coronus Oh wow I didn't read that

Oh man

Coronus

I think that's what I heard in the video.

Frank

@Coronus Something like that, yeah.

Somewhere in there should have been, "Hey, maybe we should talk to Mojang about this."

user15026

@Fluttershy Have you been watching the "Mabel's Guide to..." videos? They're kinda cute

1:09 AM

@FAE The comments on that article make me weep for humanity.

I mean, Notch clearly qualified with "without deals in place", so he's obviously okay with half-million dollar Kickstarters so long as they get permission first and work something out.

Coronus

@AshleyNunn Yeah, there it is, right after the (admittedly awesome) trailer video. 1:51- "For the past year I've been developing this movie."

user15026

@Coronus Oh, I missed hte movie thing.

John

@kalina high five

I guess that's a perk of being popular on YouTube (or really anywhere), you get rabid fans that are willing to defend you no matter how obviously you screwed up.

@John o/

1:19 AM

@TrentHawkins sounds like drivers to me

Q: Getting a command from a command block to tp me if my score is min and near coordinates to different coordinates

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i have a problem. Here is what I want. A command that does /tp @p with the args -a certain coord location -with a decent radius near it -only if the score of Death is at least 1 ----teleports you to different coordinates here is what i tried /tp @p [x=359,y=64,z=769,r=10,score_Death_min=01]x=-2...

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user15026

I am pleased I recognized Gipsy Danger = Glados in terms of voice.

user15026

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user15026

Baby Panda in the snooooooow

@Yuki Yeeeeah...

1:29 AM

@Lazers I'm not editing that from my iPad. Not going to happen.

@LessPop_MoreFizz So much weed

@FAE Cue @kalina ...

@JourneymanGeek I think I might have solved it - disabled amd cool and quiet.

@FEichinger She doesn't smoke anymore I thought

not officially

@FAE nobody's perfect

1:31 AM

@kalina So un...officially?

@kalina How exactly does one consume "officially"?

what can I say, I'm intermittently weak and it's available

I only quit because of my stupid house mate who lets me live here for free

so that he had somebody to emotionally abuse

...

Oh my.

I should play some video games, instead of watching someone else play video games.

Naaah

Who has time for that?

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1:40 AM

@TrentHawkins ahh, AMD. That explains half of it.

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Great stuff

OLYMPICS

There's nothing on right now. But I will be watching the moguls tomorrow.

Opening ceremony on here

@Unionhawk live on tape. NBC is bad about mentioning that.

1:53 AM

Well, yeah, I know that.

@MBraedley Yeah CBC is like putting it all online too right?

Which is why I said "here"

Yeah, but so is NBC. If you subscribe to cable

Ahh

Well I don't

So I'm glad CBC isn't doing it like that

At least NBC is trying?

1:55 AM

Olympics apps are so weird.

Hmm... so you're saying I can pretend to be in canada and then not have to ask UD for my TWC password?

@MBraedley Eh, I guess

Why would you get an app for a thing that lasts like a month?

I think I downloaded the CTV app last time.

Shut up don't judge me also got the X Games app

Yeah CTV had it last time around

@Unionhawk Yep

Hmm

Now I'm wondering if I should get it and see...

Hah CBC even has a Win8 app

Or is it win mobile?

1:57 AM

Awesome! I'll get on pretending to be Canadian then... eh

Okay I'm stopping that before it starts

user15026

@Unionhawk Come stay with me :D

@Unionhawk Yes, thank you.

@AshleyNunn As long as I can still keep my "GO USA" mittens :3

user15026

@Unionhawk Sure. I will wear my Canada ones :D

@Unionhawk No you have to wear the old 2012 Canada ones.

We have so many lying around.

2:01 AM

I do hope that CBC doesn't screw up the online stuff. CTV killed it with the online the last two times, and so I have high expectations.

@RedRiderX don't you mean 2010 mittens?

Oh wait

Yeah

those ones

I'm bad with dates

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user15026

Ffffff Pacific Rim was a gooood movie

@RedRiderX I was about to say, "2012 was summer London..."

3 mins ago, by RedRiderX

I'm bad with dates

@AshleyNunn yet wasn't nominated for visual effects.

2:05 AM

HEY

I..

user15026

@MBraedley Because people are lame.

:/

GOLL DARN

...nicely done, initial starrer. I approve.

@AshleyNunn and the Lone Ranger was nominated.

@Unionhawk o/

user15026

2:06 AM

@MBraedley That hurts my brain

Nevermind I take it back

Out of context star in the Bridge? Always expect it was me.

true

@AshleyNunn at least we have something like Star Trek to give some legitimacy to the category.

user15026

There is that I suppose

2:08 AM

typing with mittens is difficult

in case anyone was wondering

James

@AshleyNunn Like all action movies it had its flaws and its cheese... But yeah I have to say still do not regret buying it :)

user15026

@James It totally did but I loved it

Gravity, The Hobbit, and Iron Man 3 also probably deserve to be there, but so did PacRim

James

Do you know what I learned recently?

NASA Space Suits are not air tight

They have a constant rate at which air escapes from them which

@James it's only constant because pressure is kept constant. Otherwise it would be exponential decrease (constant time halving)

StrixVaria

2:16 AM

Better to let earth air escape a bit than for space air to rush in through the cracks and suffocate you.

Q: A New Source of Stalhrim: Baldor Iron-Shaper just keeps saying "Terrible times"

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What can I do to keep Baldor Iron-Shaper from repeating "Terrible times" rather than advancing me to the next stage in the quest?

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@StrixVaria I don't think you understand the concept of pressure...

StrixVaria

THERE IS SUCH A THING AS SPACE AIR

James

@StrixVaria Indeed, and it compresses to negative pressure values.. We all know this.. Maybe @MBraedley is just a little behind ..

Q: When I GO make a LAN server on Minecraft it says I can't connect to it. What do i do

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Please I need help with My LAN server please help me

minecraft

2:25 AM

night all

\o

@kalina g'night

user15026

@yuki I found my headset! So when I am home again (hopefully some point tomorrow afternoon/evening) we can set up Mumble and everything :)

@Lazers please give me more details in order to help you

@AshleyNunn Yaaaaaaay!

I realize that I have probably been really annoying about this Mumble stuff the past few days.

Sorry about that.

I have this tendency to get really excited about stuff and pester people to no end.

user15026

2:30 AM

No I am totally excited too!

user15026

I just couldnt find it!

user15026

But now I have!

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user15026

I so want to like Sonic games, but I just....find them so frustrating

@AshleyNunn I have not! I didn't even know they were a thing.

user15026

2:38 AM

@Fluttershy OMG, let me hunt them down for you

user15026

@Fluttershy Here you go: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqu1KOkjaPsbS1uHpKMpCepADhY4bc-EX

I shall view them!

...inFamous: Second Son-themed condoms are GameStop Italy's pre-order bonus

@FAE ಠ_ಠ

@FAE cc @badp

Even though I think he's in Germany now, right?

Ktash

2:48 AM

@Yuki I know I haven't learned my lesson, because I look at that and still think "... well maybe" :(

> A fill of energy for an explosion of pleasure!

... whyyyyyyyy

@Unionhawk I... I don't know

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user15026

This hurts my brain

GnomeSlice

@FAE They must be collectible, because I'm guessing most of the people preordering won't be needing them.

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2:52 AM

@GnomeSlice lmao

@GnomeSlice slowclap

David M

@GnomeSlice I was gonna say same, but I was late to the party.

@AshleyNunn This is just too cute. (cc @spugsley since there's Loki)

Three part comic, btw.

@GnomeSlice Well done indeed

2:54 AM

@FAE They'd have my vote.

@Yuki teeheehee

David M

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user15026

@Yuki So cute.

user15026

@FAE I'd vote for them.

@AshleyNunn Likewise!

user15026

2:56 AM

Alright, heading out to my parents, don't break too many things while I am gone :P

@AshleyNunn Have fun!

@DavidM Pluto isn't a real planet!

Okay, quick, break ALL the things

<gets splattered by paintballs>

Wipqozn

@Yuki It isn't though.

David M

2:58 AM

@Yuki Not anymore it ain't!

@AshleyNunn breaks all the things