The Bridge

Yuki

21:00

@RedRiderX Not nearly as good as grilled cheese?

RedRiderX

Maybe crunchy peanut butter would help

Unionhawk

Nope

RedRiderX

@Yuki Eh depends on the kind of cheese.

Yuki

@RedRiderX Well, I do have crunchy peanut butter.

I'll give it a try.

RedRiderX

@Yuki Might be passable then

OrigamiRobot

21:01

@Yuki I've made a toasted peanut butter sandwich.

Is that close enough?

Ullallulloo

@John Shadow Fiend was removed in the test client too. :o

OrigamiRobot

The best peanut butter sandwiches have a piece of toasted bread in the middle.

RedRiderX

Yeah it does depend on the bread used as well

Unionhawk

Or just toasted bread

OrigamiRobot

Untoasted bread
Peanut butter
Toasted bread
Peanut butter
Untoasted bread

RedRiderX

21:04

@OrigamiRobot Or you could just have crunchy peanut butter

It would do the same job

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Toasted bread does not taste like a peanut.

RedRiderX

Eh I suppose not

OrigamiRobot

Also, putting potato chips on your peanut butter sandwiches is the best.

cc @AshleyNunn

user15026

This is truth.

RedRiderX

Quick somebody take a picture I have...

oh

darn

Krazer

21:06

@AshleyNunn If that is truth, what is lie?

RedRiderX

I had like 5 entries in the starred list but now it's down to like 3 again

Krazer

@RedRiderX It's alright

Yuki

Apparently, there's a website whose entire existence revolves around selling lye. And certifying it.

Talk about a niche market...

badp

@Yuki but then who was dog?

Krazer

►

badp

21:08

haven't we yet declared doge as flag-worthy?

Frank

I put some catnip on this hangy ball thingy on the scratching post for Bela. It's funny to try to watch her hold it still long enough to get it off.

GnomeSlice

Epigenesis is awesome.

You guys should get it

It comes with Steam.

RedRiderX

is it still in alpha?

badp

It's got Steam in it? Impressive.

Yuki

@RedRiderX You're right, this sandwich is pretty meh.

OrigamiRobot

21:14

GnomeSlice

@badp You know what I meant.

OrigamiRobot

THIS SHIBE/HUSKY IS GOOFY AND ADORABLE

GnomeSlice

@RedRiderX Yes, but the only thing that seems unpolished is the menu interface.

Gameplay is smooth, it has voice acting, good sound design, looks great.

Just needs more people playing it...

Yuki

The butter I used to grill the sandwich with doesn't mesh well with the peanut butter.

Krazer

@Yuki have you tried brushing it on the bread instead?

Yuki

21:17

@Krazer Yeah, that's what I did.

Butter on the bread and then put it (the sandwich) on the pan.

Krazer

@Yuki what seems to be the problem then?

Kevin van der Velden

@Krazer he's using a pan rather than a device intended for grilled sandwiches? =p

badp

SE app > primaries

Yuki

@Krazer It just tastes like the butter and the peanut butter don't go well together.

@KevinvanderVelden I've made great grilled cheese sandwiches in that pan, thank you very much.

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuki so you say, but have you done a comparison with a proper grilled sandwich? :)

RedRiderX

21:20

twitter.com/andrey_butov/status/428185704556814336

badp

nope.

You just done got fat whale'd.

fredley

It's not an error message page these days unless it's got a cute robot/whale/octocat/waffle iron

Yuki

@RedRiderX That's not an argument against making people learn code. That's an argument for PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN MATHS.

RedRiderX

True

Krazer

@Yuki what is the intermix?

Yuki

21:22

@RedRiderX Goddammit, I just asked my sister that question. Answer: "50."

user15026

@RedRiderX augh no people why

Ullallulloo

@RedRiderX Maybe your sister is in a gravity well.

Krazer

@fredley Janice Bannister ftw

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX kill them all, the answer is obviously 42

fredley

@Krazer Who is she?

RedRiderX

21:24

Ha the se app crashes if you try to open a chat profile with it.

Krazer

> Site design Janice Bannister 2013

fredley

@Krazer Oh

I thought she was a person. My mistake.

Krazer

@fredley She... might be

fredley

@Krazer I guess these things happen

badp

Things happen.

They are things that happen.

fredley

21:26

Do things not happen? If they don't happen, how are they things?

Krazer

@fredley They are nothings.

badp

Look at the starlist, now back at me.

Now back at me.

Nothing happened.

Lazers

0

Q: How do Characters learn new Artes?

During battle i see my party learn new Artes skills however they seem to learn new ones more often then me (playing as Luke), there are also times where a character learns a new Arte from leveling up but most of the time its in the middle of a battle. Also, i notice sometimes there are Artes in ...

tales-of-the-abyss

0

Q: Why does Anise's HP keep rising?

At the end of almost 1/2 my battles with Anise after i defeated the Blade Dancer on Coral Castle, a message comes up saying her Max HP has increased however this happens regardless if she leveled up. I am wondering how this is happening as i have recived no other message like it for any other ch...

tales-of-the-abyss

badp

@Ullallulloo I dun see nuttin'.

I totally did not pick the wrong room.

Ben Brocka

How many trash rooms does @badp have?

4

Ullallulloo

21:28

wow such mod abuse

fredley

...wow...?

badp

@BenBrocka All of them.

Krazer

@BenBrocka exactly ∞

OrigamiRobot

@Krazer Probably more

RedRiderX

@Ullallulloo ?

@Ullallulloo Oh right

Ullallulloo

21:32

Gravitational time dilation

Gravitational time dilation is an actual difference of elapsed time between two events as measured by observers differently situated from gravitational masses, in regions of different gravitational potential. The lower the gravitational potential (the closer the clock is to the source of gravitation), the more slowly time passes. Albert Einstein originally predicted this effect in his theory of relativity and it has since been confirmed by tests of general relativity. This has been demonstrated by noting that atomic clocks at differing altitudes (and thus different gravitational potential...

RedRiderX

Yeah once I read what you actually said that helped

OrigamiRobot

It is snowing.

It's going to take forever to get home. :(

RedRiderX

Jan 19 at 22:53, by RedRiderX

Note to self: read chat

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot :(

badp

@BenBrocka Why do you hate waste sorting?

StrixVaria

21:33

@RedRiderX Why did I follow the conversation this far back and see this?

My mind.

oaijasldkfj

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko It's not even snowing bad. It just that snow makes people in the South stupid.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Everything is shutting down here again

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Snow makes people here stupid also.

badp

@StrixVaria did it split in half? like, 50 halves?

OrigamiRobot

Stupider, even.

RedRiderX

21:34

Were are hoping anyone can get home

OrigamiRobot

They are only calling for 1"

user58869

any swtor players out there?

RedRiderX

@StrixVaria Because this:

Yuki

@RedRiderX Wait, what?

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot Oh, I know. believe me

OrigamiRobot

21:35

I bet it takes me an hour to get home. (6 miles)

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX Wow

RedRiderX

@Yuki Did you miss the previous conversation about all the roads being shut down here?

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX o.0

badp

@Yuki oh, a classic typo. Here, let me fix that for you.

SaintWacko

Where are you again?

RedRiderX

21:35

It's not super wide spread but north of us it's starting to shut down

Yuki

@RedRiderX You should read that sentence over again. I think you missed something.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX And how much snow are you supposed to be getting?

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko Pastoric Canadian countryside with my parents right now.

badp

> Whe're hare #hoping anyone, can get home

RedRiderX

@Yuki YES I KNOW ITS TOO LATE NOW DONT RUB IT IN

Yuki

21:37

@RedRiderX Well, you have time to add commas and other such appropriate punctuation to this one.

OrigamiRobot

I also bet every grocery store is sold out of bread and milk because, again, people are stupid.

badp

Whoops, you're right, commas. and punctuation.

RedRiderX

@Yuki THERE IS NO NEED OF COMMAS WHEN YOU HAVE ALLCAPS

Yuki

@RedRiderX EVEN IF CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, YOU STILL NEED TO STEER.

2

Arperum

@RedRiderX I like @JeffAtwood's answer to this question.

RedRiderX

21:38

@Yuki PFF AS IF

1 min ago, by RedRiderX

@Yuki YES I KNOW ITS TOO LATE NOW DONT RUB IT IN

badp

@RedRiderX That's why I'm fixing it for you.

because I can!

Lazers

0

Q: Is Blade Dancer a constant encounter in a Search Point?

While making my way to capital of Malkuth in order to stop the war i came across a Search Point along the way, when i went to examine it i got into a battle with Blade Dancer which i had previously defeated in Coral Castle. I ended up having to flee after getting my party but myself wiped out an...

tales-of-the-abyss

RedRiderX

@badp Yeah for mod abuse!

OrigamiRobot

When I leave to go home, how many wrecks do you think I'll see? Keep in mind that the snow isn't even sticking yet. The roads are not icy at all.

badp

@OrigamiRobot 2 1/2

RedRiderX

21:42

@OrigamiRobot Hmm depends are you in Canada?

No one in Canada knows how to drive in the winter

We forget like every year

badp

@RedRiderX But it's winter all the time there!

Jason Berkan

@RedRiderX It's only a problem until everyone gets their snow tires on.

RedRiderX

@JasonBerkan Eh I guess

user15026

Yeah, it is the people who wait until the first giant storm to decide they likely should maybe think about it who are the biggest problems

GnomeSlice

Epigenesis is definitely one of the coolest games I've played in a while.

OrigamiRobot

21:45

@JasonBerkan We don't have snow tires here.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Well there's your problem.

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot I know. And if I lived where you live, I doubt I would have snow tires either. Little point.

OrigamiRobot

If there is any snow on the ground in the morning and schools aren't at least delayed, I'll eat my hat.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Gosh this sounds line 5cm per second again

Everybody was like OMG SNOWSTORM EVERYONE PANIC

And there was only like 4 inches of snow by the end of it.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Schools would definitely be closed for 4"

RedRiderX

21:49

PUUUlease

OrigamiRobot

In our defense, black ice is more the problem down here.

Jason Berkan

I've never seen a school closed for snow. In fact, my kids have to play outside until it hits -25.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Oh yeah I could see that

Or not, as the case may be.

OrigamiRobot

When I was in HS, we had a big ice storm and I was out of school for at least a week.

We also had no power for that time.

GnomeSlice

Loadout weaponcrafting trailer, for those I haven't convinced of the game's awesomeness

►

Kevin van der Velden

21:50

@JasonBerkan if my country were to hit -25 we'd just say "Fuck it" and shut down everything

Blem

►

Jason Berkan

This is from the school board website:

> Staff will go out of their way to ensure schools are open in all conditions because we recognize that students may show up to school, regardless of weather.

RedRiderX

Hehe

Jason Berkan

> Buses and other student transport will run in snowy conditions, unless roads are impassible

RedRiderX

Yeah same here

Unionhawk

21:52

Heh.

Yeah, we closed today.

OrigamiRobot

salisburypost.com/article/20110111/SP01/301119994

> Overnight, 46,000 Duke Power customers in Rowan County and 25,000 in Kannapolis found themselves without power — a situation some would be in for a week.

Unionhawk

And my 8am is maybe cancelled too tomorrow, since we're closed 8:30am today to 8:30am tomorrow.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Puuuulease that happens like every three years or so here.

Ullallulloo

My 9am class is cancelled tomorrow.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Which means you're used to it.

RedRiderX

21:54

And it happened this year to an even wider area.

@OrigamiRobot Yeah I supposed so.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX Keep in mind that the most school I ever missed aside from that year was 2-3 days per year.

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot For whatever reason, this does not happen here (no ice storms?). We rarely have power outages and never extended power outages.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Wow really?

Hmm not bad

Kevin van der Velden

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't test 302500 gear combinations in one go

Unionhawk

Back home, they're into make-up days at this point.

Unless the governor declares some snow emergency exemption or something dumb like that.

OrigamiRobot

21:56

@Unionhawk Yea, that year we extended into summer break because we missed more days than just that week.

Unionhawk

I think Ohio schools get like, 5 days?

They set it to like, 2 one year, and nobody liked that

OrigamiRobot

So many trees were falling that week.

Unionhawk

We're closed today only because it was supposed to be really, really, really cold. Instead it's just really cold.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot They're taking weeks out of summer at this point over here.

Unionhawk

COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN. OR SOMETHING

fredley

22:04

Should I be elected, nominations will open for guardianship and operation of the stare script

badp

→ 34 messages moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

2

RedRiderX

Hmph

Unionhawk

wow

badp

Yes, counter-terrorists win

2

Unionhawk

such abuse

2

RedRiderX

22:05

Bwahahaha

Unionhawk

many @badp

fredley

@badp I'm not a counter-terrorist, I'm a counter-freedom-fighter

RedRiderX

so move

Unionhawk

such android

fredley

very scream

RedRiderX

22:05

much spam

FEichinger

Congratulations. You just pushed "Titty Sprinkles" off the star list.

2

Unionhawk

many move-incoming

badp

@FEichinger You're welcome.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger *fixed

fredley

@Unionhawk so scare

RedRiderX

22:06

I still need someone to HamStare me

FEichinger

Aaaand star bait successful.

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley I could probably run it if you want, I'm probably gonna hook up my raspPi so I can VNC into chat

FEichinger

Come on, you're better than that, Bridge.

RedRiderX

HamStare @fredley

Unionhawk

HamStare @FEi

>_>

fredley

22:07

@KevinvanderVelden Sure. I'll probably github it.

John

@Ullallulloo :O

FEichinger

@fredley is broken again.

fredley

@RedRiderX I think you broke it earlier

RedRiderX

Oh

Unionhawk

...

RedRiderX

22:07

Can someone manually do it I want to test something

fredley

HamStare @RedRiderX

@RedRiderX ಠ_ಠ

badp

@fredley yeah, that's just the thing: 40 people reacting to the same triggers the same way

That day will be truly glorious.

Wipqozn

►

My word George CLooney sure did used to be a lot less Clooney.

fredley

@badp I will disable it carefully. Only someone with the time and knowledge to find the bug and fix it will be able to use it. Doing this is probably roughly equivalent to making your own anyway, it's not rocket science.

Jason Berkan

@badp I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in ಠ_ಠ, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

5

badp

22:10

@fredley then you might as well not share it to begin with

RedRiderX

Ah chat replies in the SE inbox take too long

forget that

badp

@JasonBerkan It's going to happen out of the blue!

fredley

@badp Well it's up to everyone what they do.

If there was an urgent demand for ಠ_ಠ many people would have rolled their own by now anyway

Unionhawk

Even more fun, would be the "pester OrigamiRobot" script for more than one person

fredley

HamStare @Unionhawk

@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ

badp

22:12

@fredley You're way underestimating the laze factor

RedRiderX

@Unionhawk Wasn't that an ITTT thing?

fredley

@badp Bunch of lazers

Unionhawk

Iunno

fredley

@RedRiderX It was

badp

@fredley All of the lazers, all of the time.

Unionhawk

22:13

WELL FINE

Ullallulloo

@John Pictures shameless taken from reddit!

Unionhawk

>_>

<_<

Ullallulloo

Ability draft

badp

@Ullallulloo Pictures? on the internet? What is this sorcery?

@Ullallulloo oh god.

Unionhawk

oh god mobas

Kevin van der Velden

22:14

@Ullallulloo that looks like so much fun/horror

Unionhawk

:P

RedRiderX

> that looks like so much ~~fun~~ horror

Unionhawk

such horror

Kevin van der Velden

I want snipers range skill, trolls attackspeed skill (fervor) and phantom lancers split on attack skill

It'd be the ultimate rightclick hero, you come at it and before you're in range he's shooting you with a dozen images

Ullallulloo

@KevinvanderVelden Fervor and headshot.

FEichinger

22:16

@Ullallulloo A micro-manager's wet dream.

Kevin van der Velden

@Ullallulloo I want the horror of having an army of images with mass range, items can give the stun =p

Lazers

0

Q: Elder Scrolls V: skyrim bugged quest

So I have a bugged quest were you get the Falmer writings for Karliah and talked to her at the Frozen Hearth. When she said to meet her at the ragged flagon entrance, I did and she wasn't there. I waited 5 days in-game and she still didn't show up. I made a new account and redid the quest and fol...

skyrim ps3

Ullallulloo

@FEichinger Each person gets five seconds per ability.

Kevin van der Velden

Though wait, that'd mean you have to practially have to take PL's ulti. Hmm swap that with shadow walk and add track :D

Unionhawk

@Lazers And this is why I would never play Skyrim on console. Because you don't have the... well... console.

FEichinger

22:17

@Ullallulloo Just means everyone has a sheet prepared.

Kevin van der Velden

Ah well, I'm off to bed

Cya chat

Ullallulloo

@FEichinger You're given a random hero though and can only pick abilites from the heroes there and two more random ones.

FEichinger

@Ullallulloo Which still gives the micro-manager all the fancy combinations.

Yuki

@Ullallulloo I wonder how Invoker would work here.

Ullallulloo

@FEichinger I know, it should be awesome.

Unionhawk

22:19

I reiterate

5 mins ago, by Unionhawk

oh god mobas

NO EVIDENCE

Ullallulloo

@Yuki He probably wouldn't really

I don't think his ult would do anything if you didn't get at least Wex or Quas or whatever.

Yuki

You might be able to use it to screw with the other team. Means someone is going to end up with crap abilities.

Lazers

0

Q: How do I enable the console without it popping up on startup?

I wanted to enable the console, so I Googled how to do it and found that I could do it by putting -console in the launch options of the game. I did that, but now the console opens every time I start Dota 2. Is there a way to have it open if I push `, but not whenever I start the game up?

dota-2

badp

oh my god

take the stuff in codeblock from the left column of the table here

then cram it here

accept the suggestion

and then hit listen

switch back to the wiki page and read the translation

It's brilliant.

Unionhawk

...wat?

Krazer

22:35

@badp my configurations might differ from yours... what are we supposed to see?

badp

@Krazer Oh, it's just the cognitive dissonance between the polite and cheerful sounding voice and what it's actually saying.

RedRiderX

What code block?

badp

@RedRiderX The ones under Y.S's Rant

RedRiderX

Oh okay

badp

if you copy paste too much stuff you won't get the reverse transliteration suggestion and then the voice is going to just spell out each and every letter

RedRiderX

22:38

Ah the link is too long to post

Krazer

@badp I can partially explain why this is happening. It's one part failure in terms of the the machine translation not recognizing the particles in transcribed romaji and another part disjunction in the romanization.

badp

@Krazer Well I don't actually understand what the voice is saying

I don't think it can understand the tone of the text and change the TTS output accordingly

and it's the discordance between tone and content that's amusing me.

spugsley

SNOWWWWWW

SaintWacko

Anyone want to do some mp risk of rain?

badp

@spugsley WAAAAAAAA

spugsley

22:42

:D

LessPop_MoreFizz

HI CHAT

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz HI. WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF UPPERCASE

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp WELL THEN I SHALL USE THEM AS THOUGH THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE. BECAUSE THEY ARE.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz DAMMIT. THERE GO THE DOUBLE-YOUS

VVE ONLY HAD THREE LEFT

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp VVVVVVVVHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

spugsley

22:45

D:

Yuki

hi @spugsapolis

Krazer

@LessPop_MoreFizz did you mean YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Krazer OH NO I DI'NT

spugsley

@Yuki hihihihihihihihihihihihihi is snowing

Yuki

@spugsley nice. university was closed today because of the possibility of iced roads.

LessPop_MoreFizz

22:46

PHILADELPHIA MAN CRASHES HIS CAR INTO CROWN FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANT, STRIPS, MASTURBATES.

Yuki

oh, and i learned that a nearby theatre is showing the frozen sing-a-long on friday.

Krazer

OMG! VVHAT A CITY!

RedRiderX

THERE GOES THE LETTER VVH_!

spugsley

Yeah a nearby theater is also doing that here :)

SaintWacko

@Fluttershy @fae Risk of Rain?

OrigamiRobot

22:50

Roads are clear? Store had plenty of milk and bread? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!??!?!?!

@SaintWacko cc @OrigamiRobot

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot Wasn't sure who all had it

spugsley

I would play if I was home :(

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko I played the alpha does that count?

SaintWacko

@3ventic @Wipqozn

@RedRiderX Do you have it now?

RedRiderX

No

SaintWacko

22:51

Then no :P

RedRiderX

:(

OrigamiRobot

Gimme a minute, I have to go put a bowl outside for snow cream.

SaintWacko

Looking for people to play multiplayer with

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz HI

spugsley

SNOW CREAMMMMM I am jealousssssss

SaintWacko

22:52

The only thing I'm disappointed with on the Huntress is that when I hold down multiple buttons, it doesn't prioritize the more powerful ones

badp

@SaintWacko Tic Tac Toe

SaintWacko

The way it does on the Engineer

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko This is my only Huntress complaint

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot I'm thinking about reporting it as a bug

Actually, to hell with that, I'll write an autohotkey script for it

Want a copy when I'm done?

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot If you have any other Huntress complaints, I just might slap you silly. That class is so easy to play.

badp

22:57

Something terrible hides in Super Mario Sunshine.

Unionhawk

Oh man that game

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko Please

Unionhawk

That's totally on my list of "games I need to get ~~emulating~~ on-campus"

SaintWacko

Alright, it could take me a while

Do you play it on 2x zoom?

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