The Bridge

Yuki

19:00

Aaaaaaand Steam Sale's over.

OrigamiRobot

I agree with the aforementioned image.

kalina

you can of course fry them as well

but WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

OrigamiRobot

kalina

cheese on toast = cheese toasty

there is more to it than grilled cheese

get with the program

Blem

Humble jumbo bundle - Natural Selection 2, Sanctum 2, Magicka, Orcs must die! 2, Garry's Mod and Serious Sam 3:BFE

kalina

19:01

I have half of those games

and I don't want the other half

FEichinger

That's what I think with pretty much every bundle ...

SaintWacko

@Yuki Are you Yawus?

Yuki

@SaintWacko Yes?

SaintWacko

@Yuki Okay, you should join me for supper

2

Yuki

@SaintWacko A little forward, aren't you?

SaintWacko

19:09

OrigamiRobot

@kalina That's why I was asking, jeez

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko How did you get to 8?

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX Being Intimate with Devils, I think

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko Need Caring 5 - Courageous!

SaintWacko

I still haven't capped

RedRiderX

19:13

Oh I see.

3ventic

Anyone want Natural Selection 2 or Garry's Mod?

Arperum

@3ventic Nope, the only thing that remotely interests me from that bundle is sanctum 2, and the newest magicka DLC if that is included

RedRiderX

3ventic

@Arperum What is the newest?

Arperum

@3ventic Uhm...

OrigamiRobot

19:15

@RedRiderX No, it needs to be worded like I said.

RedRiderX

Of course.

SaintWacko

OrigamiRobot

I'm still staring blankly at the Elite: Dangerous rewards screen

SaintWacko

Oh, ffs

Arperum

@3ventic I think I don't have the dungeon and daemons one they have in the bundle yet.

SaintWacko

19:16

Just accidentally flipped my monitor upside down

And now it won't go back

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko How are Hedonist and Austere not mutually exclusive?

RedRiderX

SaintWacko

Whew, there we go

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot People are complex.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot I'm not quite sure

OrigamiRobot

19:17

@RedRiderX Acceptable.

RedRiderX

You act differently in different situations.

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot I've asked this before.

RedRiderX

Yuki

But when you have both those qualities at a certain level, you'll get an opportunity that will increase one at the cost of removing the other.

RedRiderX

@Yuki Yep.

Yuki

19:19

At least that's how it is with Ruthless and Magnanimous.

GnomeSlice

Does anybody remember the name of the Mario Bros game where you were in a closed room with enemies coming from both sides, and you had to stay alive as long as possible?

It's eluding me for some reason

kalina

@GnomeSlice not sure but it probably had "mario" and "brothers" or "bros" in the title

maybe even "super"

GnomeSlice

@kalina There appears to be an infinite number of games with those in the title.

Jason Berkan

@GnomeSlice Sounds like the original arcade game.

GnomeSlice

@JasonBerkan Yeah, I think that's it. Was it just called 'super mario brothers'?

SaintWacko

19:21

@GnomeSlice I think so

Jason Berkan

Mario Bros.

Family Computer/NESAtari 2600Atari 5200PC-88Apple IICommodore 64Amstrad CPCZX SpectrumAtari 7800Atari 8-BitGame Boy Advance e-ReaderFamicom MiniVirtual Console Wii3DSWii U}} |genre = Platforming |modes = Single-player, multiplayer |ratings = |cabinet = Upright |cpu = Zilog Z80 @ 3.072 MHzI8039 @ 0.73 MHz |sound = DAC, samples |display = Horizontal orientation, raster, 256 × 224 resolution }} is a platform arcade game published and developed by Nintendo in 1983. It was developed by Shigeru Miyamoto. It has been commonly featured as a minigame in the Super Mario Advance series ...

Sterno

That game taught me that eating mushrooms was wise.

kalina

eating mushrooms is awesome

FEichinger

@Sterno inb4 @kal--... Dammit!

Sterno

The correct response was "There were no mushrooms in Mario Bros., @Sternold"

SaintWacko

19:25

@FEichinger denied

Powerlord

@Sterno There were no mushroom in Mario Bros.

You're thinking of Super Mario Bros.

FEichinger

@SaintWacko It's DENIED

Powerlord

Also, I'm late

Sterno

See? @Powerlord knew.

IT WAS A TRICK AND ALL THE REST OF YOU FAILED. Especially @OrigamiRobot.

Lazers

0

Q: Can an iOS user play with pc users?

I have a Mac only, so I am not able to get Terraria through Steam. I was wondering if I can play Terraria on my iPad Mini with a friend who has it on his PC. I was wondering this, because I saw that Deepworld on iOS is compatible with the Mac version.

0

Q: Prevent players from playing my missions

I just recently start playing Borderlands 2 online with random people on Steam. I just open up my game to the public and let people play. Some of them are now on my Steam list and they join whenever I am playing. Yesterday I started TVHM and people joined. After one mission I closed the game, an...

borderlands-2

OrigamiRobot

19:26

What did I fail at?

Jason Berkan

@Sterno I was reading the description of the game to see if you knew something I didn't. Think before speaking and all that.

Powerlord

Mario Bros. taught me that stomping on turtles kills me.

Which Super Mario Bros. then untaught me

kalina

@Sterno I never commented on whether there were mushrooms in Mario Bros, only that eating them is awesome

so, you fail

FEichinger

Little Miss Technically Correct strikes again ...

Ullallulloo

Humble Jumbo Bundle

Yuki

19:30

29 mins ago, by Blem

Humble jumbo bundle - Natural Selection 2, Sanctum 2, Magicka, Orcs must die! 2, Garry's Mod and Serious Sam 3:BFE

OrigamiRobot

29 mins ago, by Blem

Humble jumbo bundle - Natural Selection 2, Sanctum 2, Magicka, Orcs must die! 2, Garry's Mod and Serious Sam 3:BFE

Sterno

@JasonBerkan Think before speaking? In The Bridge? Fail.

kalina

right I'm going to go watch Elite videos

Yuki

13 secs ago, by Yuki

29 mins ago, by Blem

Humble jumbo bundle - Natural Selection 2, Sanctum 2, Magicka, Orcs must die! 2, Garry's Mod and Serious Sam 3:BFE

OrigamiRobot

Dammit @Yuki

Sterno

19:30

@kalina Your failure was missing out on an opportunity to say I'm wrong.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Nooooooooooooooooooo

kalina

17 secs ago, by Yuki

13 secs ago, by Yuki

29 mins ago, by Blem

Humble jumbo bundle - Natural Selection 2, Sanctum 2, Magicka, Orcs must die! 2, Garry's Mod and Serious Sam 3:BFE

Ullallulloo

If you want me to see something, maybe you should star it. :c

RedRiderX

18 secs ago, by kalina

17 secs ago, by Yuki

13 secs ago, by Yuki

29 mins ago, by Blem

Humble jumbo bundle - Natural Selection 2, Sanctum 2, Magicka, Orcs must die! 2, Garry's Mod and Serious Sam 3:BFE

FEichinger

Gee, stop it.

OrigamiRobot

19:31

Look at this!

3

RedRiderX

Oh my gosh

FEichinger

ALL TEH STARS

OrigamiRobot

I am so helpful

RedRiderX

This is how you clear chat.

Look at that.

Sterno

I'd move those message, but I don't know where to move them to

RedRiderX

19:32

No useful information whatsoever.

FEichinger

@kalina You and your editing, tsk!

fbueckert

Can we stop linking the same damn message over and over?

OrigamiRobot

6 secs ago, by fbueckert

Can we stop linking the same damn message over and over?

kalina

4 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

6 secs ago, by fbueckert

Can we stop linking the same damn message over and over?

@FEichinger innocent

SaintWacko

@Sterno Android Hell

FEichinger

19:33

@kalina NOPE.

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko Where is it?

Sterno

@SaintWacko Doesn't come up on my search when I look for a room to relocate them to.

RedRiderX

I can't find it.

SaintWacko

27 secs ago, by kalina

4 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

6 secs ago, by fbueckert

Can we stop linking the same damn message over and over?

Sterno

Last time I looked, it appeared to be locked down

FEichinger

19:33

chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/165

Powerlord

♦ Android Hell

lol no it's the android hell. It Is a Real Place, and You Will...

FEichinger

It's frozen, only owners of the Hell can move to it if I'm not mistaken.

SaintWacko

@FEichinger Oh, okay

FEichinger

(Which just so happens to include me hint hint)

SaintWacko

@Fluttershy I've been playing Link Between Worlds

RedRiderX

19:34

@Powerlord Hell has officially frozen over.

Powerlord

@SaintWacko NOOOOO

Sterno

Yeah, the relocate dialog must filter out rooms that are not valid options

kalina

maybe if the channel was a bit more active

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true

kalina

there wouldn't be an issue

Powerlord

19:34

Actually, Link Between Worlds felt a bit on the short side to me.

kalina

because we'd all be so active that the messages would be ancient history by now

SaintWacko

@Powerlord Yeah, it was

FEichinger

@Sterno Kekekeke. I could move it.

OrigamiRobot

@Powerlord Agree :(

kalina

@FEichinger you could also give him room owner in hell

Sterno

19:35

@FEichinger No you couldn't. You're not a room owner in here. :)

Because you WENT MAD WITH POWER

FEichinger

@Sterno I could.

SaintWacko

There's a lot of stuff to do besides the main story, though

FEichinger

@kalina Definitely. There has been way too much Bridge silence here.

kalina

@FEichinger well sorry that I started a new job

FEichinger

@kalina I could, but then I wouldn't have leverage anymore.

OrigamiRobot

19:35

@SaintWacko Is there? I can think of one.

kalina

I would take care of the silence by filling it with kalinaisms but I have a job I have to be doing instead

RedRiderX

kalina

well

documentation to read, at any rate

FEichinger

@kalina It's not your fault. Well, not just your fault.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot Maiamai, getting all the gear, uh...

OrigamiRobot

19:36

@SaintWacko Getting all the gear counts as the main story.

FEichinger

Also, if I made @Sternold owner of the Hell, he'd de-owner me first action, I bet.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot What? How do you figure?

kalina

Just so you know

Sterno

I've only de-ownered people that I've ownered

I am not mad with power. YET

SaintWacko

I consider main story as what you have to do to beat the final boss

kalina

19:37

ELITE IS COMING (PROBABLY) 6th/9th DECEMBER

Sterno

@kalina Is that like Farmville?

kalina

no

Sterno

in space?

kalina

you're old, you should know of Elite

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko All the "optional" gear is in the dungeons you were already in.

SaintWacko

19:38

@OrigamiRobot Right, but you don't have to get it to beat the game

After beating the game, I went back and got Master Sword lvl 3, red mail, and pegasus boots

OrigamiRobot

That's like saying "buying all the items" is something to do after you beat the game.

Sterno

A Link Between Worlds would be 1375% better if at the end when you win, it let you play A Link To The Past

4

I came up with that number using an advanced mathematical formula, and not randomly, in case you were curious.

OrigamiRobot

If you beat the game with 0 deaths, there's a secret message at the end of the credits that says "We should have remade Majora's Mask."

Yuki

@Sterno That advanced mathematical formula being: "Let's name some odd numbers. Wait, it looks I'm going in order, so let's move 5 to end."

FEichinger

@Sterno Lies! You just smashed the numpad.

kalina

19:42

►

small fighters vs capital ship

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot I beat the game with 0 deaths and didn't see said message.

OrigamiRobot

@Powerlord You didn't want it bad enough.

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot Either that or I didn't figure out how to grab the mask off the wall.

Sterno

I don't remember liking Majora's Mask a lot.

2

Yuki

@kalina Why on earth are those spaceships so close to each other?

SaintWacko

19:46

@kalina Wow. That looks awesome

@Yuki ambush

Yuki

@SaintWacko Terrible ambush tactic, imo.

"Yeah, let's get with natural sight distance of the target, guys. Sounds like a sure-fire victory plan."

kalina

multiple ships/planes/etc close enough to each other show up as one ship/plane/etc

@Yuki eh, turrets on big ships don't track stuff that is close to them that well

Yuki

@kalina By that token, it'd be an even worse idea to ambush someone by getting close.

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno You probably remember "Having to start over every 3 days" which isn't even accurate.

Yuki

"Oh, and we probably won't be able to aim our turrets at them so it's all up to the fighters."

"Should be fine."

Sterno

19:48

@OrigamiRobot Actually, I don't remember it very well. Just a vague sense of "meh"

RedRiderX

This is too rad.

Yuki

@RedRiderX Is that... steampunk K-9?

RedRiderX

@Yuki Yep.

This must be the model that The Doctor left with Vastra and Jenny.

Trent Hawkins

@Yuki Affirmative

OrigamiRobot

Speaking of steampunk, my LEDs weren't bright enough

Well, a single LED isn't

Yuki

19:50

Hmm... choosing a side...

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno I'd find your quote about being wrong, but I'm lazy.

Yuki

My current options are: the Constables, the Church, The Great Game, and Hell.

RedRiderX

@Yuki Ah yes it took me ages to decide.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I'm also not saying it was bad. Just that when I think "Zelda games I want to replay", it isn't on the list.

Honestly, only the original and A Link to the Past are

RedRiderX

@Yuki I had all but two factions to choose from.

OrigamiRobot

19:52

@Sterno What about the Oracles games? What kind of monster are you?

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I don't think I played those

I haven't played most of the handheld ones

Lazers

0

Q: Ps3 games user specific

Is there a way to make games only accessable to specific users (we have kids who don't want others having access to their games) kids being kids, as soon as their backs are turned they are on the other kids games.

ps3

OrigamiRobot

I never finished The Minish Cap, but I remember having fun with it

Wipqozn

Link to the past is the best zelda game.

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot That was a good game

Ben Brocka

19:55

I hate all the zelda games you like and like all the ones you hate

FEichinger

►

OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka You like Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks?

SaintWacko

Ohhh, just realized @ashleynunn must be in one of the menaces locations

I've been trying to figure out why she vanished

Ben Brocka

@FEichinger Kinda sounds like KK Slider

Yuki

@SaintWacko That seems to happen to her a lot.

user15026

19:57

Yeah, I am - nightmares again.

user15026

I keep forgetting to keep on top of that stuff.

RedRiderX

@FEichinger This guy is great.

Lazers

-1

Q: how do you end up at the beginning of borderlands 2

well as you know quite a while ago a sequel to borderlands came out known as borderlands 2. i played through the game but i still wonder about the beginning. in the intro you wake up on a snow covered mountain and claptrap is trying to bring you along because he thinks your a corpse. claptrap pul...

borderlands-2

Sterno

mongo db is web scale

GnomeSlice

Thank you so much for pirating our game

Sterno

20:04

Now I want to play Majora's Mask

GnomeSlice

galactic-princess.com

Whoa, this looks like FTL kind of

dem pixels

Lazers

-1

Q: When does Minecraft PE 0.8.0 come out?

When does Minecraft Pocket Edition 0.8.0 come out? I am so pumped for it I can't even explain it!!!

minecraft

SaintWacko

20:21

@AshleyNunn I used to have the same problem. Just recently started being able to manage it

Trent Hawkins

@Lazers It's like watching the first Star Wars movie and asking "where's earth?!" ... It's right there in the opening crawl; A long time ago in a galaxy far far away!

Fluttershy

Am I late to the Zelda discussion?

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Yes.

Sterno

Zelda is on topic

OrigamiRobot

@Lazers "Please tell me what happened in the opening cutscene. I skipped it."

GnomeSlice

20:25

Where the hell are my microchips at

Fluttershy

Wind Waker is best Zelda!

OrigamiRobot

Man I wish we still had TL

Fluttershy

That's all I wanted to say.

OrigamiRobot

I am the best Zelda.

Lazers

0

Q: is there a voice layover for battlefield 4

in battlefield 4, is there a voice layover? if you don't know what a voice layover is ill inform you, a voice layover is a feature to where npcs in campaign speak a different language but text is kept in English. im waiting to get battlefield 4 for Xbox one at Christmas so it would be great if so...

battlefield-4

Sterno

20:26

@OrigamiRobot is best Impa.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Torchlight?

Fluttershy

Too Localized

OrigamiRobot

I'll take it.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot is best Jabu-Jabu.

OrigamiRobot

No!

Are you calling me fat? T_T

Wipqozn

20:29

@Fluttershy I love Wind Waker, and you thinking it is the best Zelda helps make up for the fact you're a monster who hates popcorn.

Fluttershy

No! Jabu-Jabu wasn't fat!

@Wipqozn Works for me.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Are you sure you remember who Jabu-Jabu was?

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot He was a fish. Who swallowed Princess Ruto.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Sounds like a fatty to me!

Sterno

Did Jabu-Jabu split his pants?

OrigamiRobot

20:31

Considering he wasn't wearing pants when you meet him, probably.

RedRiderX

Only 1% of Snowden files published, says Guardian editor

OrigamiRobot

... I just got an entire cheese it stuck in my beard

Sterno

I would watch this movie

OrigamiRobot

I am Jabu-Jabu! T_T

Yuki

Oh, that's disgusting.

Sterno

20:34

Yeah, but the rest of the world consumes other terrible things, like sausages

OrigamiRobot

I think I'll get stuff to make KD tonight.

cc @Canadians

Sterno

It's called Mac & Cheese, you heathen.

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Make sure to add extra cheese.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert Anyone who doesn't extra cheese to their KD is a monster.

Also for fuck sakes, nexusmods just broke on me when trying to download mods for dragon age. THis is terrible.

OrigamiRobot

Extra cheese? Gross

fbueckert

20:36

@Wipqozn The older, the better.

Yuki

@Wipqozn You're missing a verb or two in there.

Wipqozn

@Yuki You're missing a verb.

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno KD is a very specific thing. When somone says Mac and Cheese, I don't think of KD.

RedRiderX

@RedRiderX I'm going to be needing a lot of popcorn...

Yuki

@Wipqozn Well, then I don't want to know what you mean you "extra cheese" something then. That sounds like too much information.

OrigamiRobot

20:39

If I am eating KD, I want the taste and consistency of the included cheese. Adding cheese would destroy that.

kalina

you should always add extra cheese to KD

you should always add cheese to pretty much every savoury food

OrigamiRobot

If I am doing that, I might as well make real mac and cheese

Gaming Topics From Outside

0

Q: Testing Flash games in Ubuntu

I'm looking for a good way to test flash games under Ubuntu. Every way I try causes very low framerate. I know that there is no way to enable hardware acceleration for flash movies, so I tried to run it through wine and framerate was even worse than in Google Chrome Flash Player. Is it even pos...

wine google-chrome flash games gpu

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Add ketchup instead

Trent Hawkins

@OrigamiRobot You... want the taste of the processed cheeze-dust-sauce? when you could have a more genuine flavour?

OrigamiRobot

20:45

5 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

If I am doing that, I might as well make real mac and cheese

And yes, I like the cheese powder.

Trent Hawkins

@OrigamiRobot To be fair, I used to agree with this statement, but then @fbueckert and his insistence on old cheddar happened.

Yuki

@TrentHawkins There's nothing more genuine than processed cheez dust. For even more authentic flavor, get spicy processed cheez dust!

OrigamiRobot

2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

5 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

If I am doing that, I might as well make real mac and cheese

fbueckert

@TrentHawkins I have corrupted you thoroughly.

OrigamiRobot

I'm not saying real cheese isn't better.

I'm saying if I want real cheese, I'm not making KD

RedRiderX

20:48

Cards Against Humanity Black Friday "$5 more" sale postmortem

?

?!

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX Uh...

Wipqozn

Looks like you missed the http://

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Didn't

Wipqozn

Oh, no it's the extra space.

RedRiderX

Ergh.

Okay.

Thanks

Wipqozn

20:50

You're welcome.

RedRiderX

Genius.

SaintWacko

Wow, yeah

That's impressive

GnomeSlice

Arperum

@RedRiderX This is proof that people don't read and just OMG SALE CONSUME

OrigamiRobot

@Arperum What?

Arperum

20:53

@GnomeSlice I'd love to play that game multiplayer again!

@OrigamiRobot Look at the picture above that graph too.

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: Can we get the recetly used tags back in the sidebar

I see that the recently used tags in the sidebar was replaced with 'hot network questions'. Is there anyway we can get that change reversed? I feel there was a lot of value in the old section and only limited usefulness in the new content. The limited usefulness mostly stems from the fact that t...

feature-request

Arperum

1day of 5 dollar EXTRA ->sales still going up like crazy.

OrigamiRobot

@Arperum I am fully aware.

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice I hate that steam makes you fill out those fields

OrigamiRobot

Or, know, people thought it was funny.

Or the fact that it was $5 more made it get more press and thus more people became aware.

Jason Berkan

20:54

It could also be proof that they've priced their product too low.

OrigamiRobot

You'll notice an even bigger jump the day after when it went back to $25.

If I didn't already have access to the game, I'd have bought it for the sale price.

Ben Brocka

Trend-wise, it was actually a slight tip on black friday

but people were clearly waiting for the price to drop to buy, and they definitely got sales out of it

OrigamiRobot

I call it proof that if you produce a quality product and market intelligently, people will buy it.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I was told KD = Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Perhaps I was misinformed.

RedRiderX

8 mins ago, by RedRiderX

Genius.

OrigamiRobot

20:59

@Sterno It is, but if you just say Mac & Cheese, I definitely don't think of KD.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot The imperfection is yours!

RedRiderX

Eergh it seems like Doctor Who: Legacy might be the first actually decent DW game.

♦ Android Hell

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