The Bridge

OrigamiRobot

15:00

@kalina No I'm not. Also, you're the one who said it.

GnomeSlice

@kalina Is he still perving

kalina

@GnomeSlice flagged as GnomeSlice, @GNO gets banned

fredley

imagines @OrigamiRobot in a bikini during blizzcon

3

kalina

@fredley Engels failure

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice facedesk

Yuki

15:01

@GnomeSlice Hours since @GnomeSlice posted something NSFW: 0

GnomeSlice

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY OKAY

fbueckert

Are we going to get flags again?

GnomeSlice

Besides, ponies can't/shouldn't wear bikinis.

Unionhawk

No we're good.

fredley

@GnomeSlice It's not about whether you think it's funny, it's about whether we think it's funny (hint: we don't)

kalina

15:01

@fbueckert Flagged as requested flags

Unionhawk

Calm down, it's all under control.

@GnomeSlice Also, wat.

GnomeSlice

fbueckert

@kalina Flagged as being silly.

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS WAT

fredley

@fbueckert Flagged as redundant

kalina

15:03

@fbueckert hardly, last time I flagged you for requesting flags it got validated

Unionhawk

@fredley Flagged as fredley

kalina

FLAGGING YOU ALL AS @GNO

GnomeSlice

@kalina This is not a valid flag reason.

kalina

@GnomeSlice you sure?

fredley

There'll be @gno flags in here

GnomeSlice

15:04

@kalina Yes.

kalina

@GnomeSlice It seems to be the most validated flag reason in the history of Stack Exchange

fredley

GODDAMMIT ENGLISH

GnomeSlice

@kalina It's not the flag type though.

kalina

@GnomeSlice who said any thing about flag types?

GnomeSlice

kalina

15:05

@GnomeSlice Flagged as @GNO

GnomeSlice

Can you stop saying that

kalina

@GNO I can't

fredley

2 mins ago, by fredley

There'll be @gno flags in here

kalina

blame @UNI

it's all his fault

fredley

I blame mobile chat

Unionhawk

15:06

!

fredley

+blame

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley everyone should blame mobile chat.

Unionhawk

I blame @BAD

yesterday, by Ullallulloo

@Yuki "And the Bridge saw it and it was @badp's fault."

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Mobile chat is the new scape pony

Unionhawk

MOBILE CHAT IS WORST PONY

kalina

15:07

I think everypony should just calm down

3ventic

@fredley Thanks for reminding me.

kalina

I need a game to play

I'm probably just going to end up playing Mass Effect again

I can feel that time of year approaching again

OrigamiRobot

@kalina tic tac toe

GnomeSlice

@kalina redrogue.net

kalina

I started playing Tomb Raider again but I got bored of it about half way through the first set of quick time events

@gNo.

GnomeSlice

15:09

@kalina store.steampowered.com/app/245280

Okay I'm out. Job interview time

kalina

when I say I'm bored, that doesn't mean provide me with some game that has no real story, has horrible graphics and won't last more than a few hours

I require deep and meaningful story

also, good luck with your job interview @gno

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina I was going to suggest skyrim... but deep story and TES games don't really go together

Unionhawk

Something something perverted joke because lol kalina used the word "deep"

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice good luck!

kalina

@KevinvanderVelden I completed Skyrim within 36 hours of it being released in the UK, and will never play it again

Kevin van der Velden

15:11

@kalina then you are playing it very differently from how I'm playing it =p

kalina

@KevinvanderVelden unless you're playing it "start to end in one sitting with no breaks" then yes

I played Skyrim like I play every game I'm waiting to get released

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina that, and also with many many mods

Yuki

I still need to go through the Skyrim DLC.

kalina

@KevinvanderVelden There were no mods when I played it

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Burnout Paradise.

Unionhawk

15:12

You and your modded games...

kalina

@OrigamiRobot hardly has a meaningful story

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina I'm aware

kalina

also, completed it already

Yuki

I bought it on a whim when they were on sale for cheaps and haven't touched it since.

Unionhawk

I've got only a couple, all inventory management stuff, plus the unofficial patch. That's it.

OrigamiRobot

15:12

@kalina If "crash into other cars to earn more cars" isn't deep and meaningful story, I don't know what is.

Yuki

@kalina Get cars, race cars, crash cars. How much more meaningful do you need to get?

kalina

@Yuki deep and meaningful, like being emotionally forced to reload my save game after shooting Mordin Solus in the back

OMG I AM SUCH A BAD PERSON I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE LIVING

load game

OrigamiRobot

I can't think of a single game I'd call deep and meaningful.

RedRiderX

OH MY GOSH THEY PUT THE NEX NAG BUTTONS IN FALLEN LONDON

WTF

Sterno

They don't make many games like that.

Kevin van der Velden

15:15

Hey @kalina, played two brothers yet? Short but good story from what I've heard

Might keep you not-bored for a few hours :)

kalina

@KevinvanderVelden "short" but "fun" does not compute

oh wait, games

Yuki

@RedRiderX Oh hey, how do I add you as a contact/friend/acquaintance thingie?

kalina

right

@Yuki alt+f4

Unionhawk

@kalina pervert.

RedRiderX

But I guess you can see storylets now so that's cool.

OrigamiRobot

15:16

@kalina Aren't you short? Are you not fun?

kalina

@Unionhawk innocent

RedRiderX

@Yuki Go to the friends tab.

Unionhawk

@kalina lies

kalina

@OrigamiRobot wow you just called me short

RedRiderX

Click on the thing.

Yuki

15:17

@RedRiderX But I don't have any friends! cries

kalina

you could not be higher up on my shitlist if you tried

RedRiderX

Put RedRiderX in the box.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina No, I'm asking.

Unionhawk

You're shorter than me, and I'm not a tall person >_>

Sterno

@kalina Planescape: Torment.

Yuki

15:17

@kalina Is it because you can't reach any higher to write his name?

kalina

WOW

Unionhawk

(shorter than me by like, not much)

RedRiderX

@Yuki Just start asking around!

Unionhawk

iirc

kalina

what the hell

Unionhawk

15:18

...

kalina

just because you all have tiny penises does not mean you can poke fun at me because of my height!

Lazers

0

Q: Can you really hear the noise made by heavy armor?

I found the next questions: Muffle magnitude difference Is there any way to fully silence my heavy armor? Does heavy armour penalize sneaking when i cast muffle? But none of them talks about the actual noise. Can you really hear it? Maybe i'm deaf but i haven't heard any noise when i use heavy ar...

skyrim

Sterno

crickets

RedRiderX

I'm sure there are quite a few that would be interested.

Sterno

@kalina Or go steal a console and play The Last of Us

kalina

15:20

TIME FOR A BREAK!

RedRiderX

@Sterno If you're bored, just go and open the Boxed Cat I sent you.

Sterno

@RedRiderX I am no longer bored. The puppets danced.

RedRiderX

@Sterno Very well then.

Journeyman Geek

hello people. Y'all know why I am here ;p

kalina

@JourneymanGeek because you're attracted to our awesomeness

Unionhawk

15:22

Are you here because of a flag?

Journeyman Geek

naw, someone flagged ;p

kalina

@JourneymanGeek because tiny phallus was mentioned and that attracted you here

Sterno

@journeyman No. Why are you here?

kalina

@JourneymanGeek because you wub me

Unionhawk

GODDAMMIT I KNEW IT

Journeyman Geek

15:22

and as such, I am reminded that you lot exist

kalina

@JourneymanGeek because Sternold is old

Journeyman Geek

;p

kalina

@JourneymanGeek because the Comms room is inactive

@JourneymanGeek because my cake brings all of the geeks to the yard

Unionhawk

I BLAME @KALINA

Journeyman Geek

(I invalidated that one. Even if certain aspects of smallness is true)

OrigamiRobot

15:22

@JourneymanGeek I assume it has something to do with your mother and father.

fbueckert

@Sterno That's because dancing is fun!

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Presumptive!

From a Robot, of all things

kalina

@JourneymanGeek well good

I'm glad somebody sticks up for me!

None of these people do

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno I only know what you guys teach me.

FAE

@kalina If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure I'm shorter than you.

kalina

15:23

@OrigamiRobot so you know... nothing, then?

Sterno

@kalina I think you'd be eating a 30 minute ban right now if that were true.

Yuki

@kalina Considering you were just talking about phalluses, that might not have been the best choice of words.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Practically.

kalina

@Sterno 60, there were two flags

Journeyman Geek

o0

Unionhawk

15:24

@Yuki MeatStare

Journeyman Geek

I only saw one

kalina

@Sterno but, at the same time, I wouldn't have been flagged if it weren't for people in here

Unionhawk

...GODDAMMIT

kalina

@FAE :(

Journeyman Geek

(honestly, I don't know whether to mark all the flags valid or invalid. So I use a binary random number generator to decide)

Sterno

15:25

@kalina Some people aren't everyone.

My daughter is going to be super short.

FAE

@kalina <-5'2 and 3/4", I round up to 5'3" for my driver's license. :P

Sterno

She's on track to be about 5`1"

kalina

suddenly I feel tall

DON'T RUIN IT

FAE

I was tall for my age when I was 11. T_T

Journeyman Geek

nothing wrong with short girls ;p

2

3ventic

15:25

autoscroll seems broken on the mobile chat :|

kalina

@FAE me too, and then I seemed to stop growing upwards at 16-17

Unionhawk

@FAE SAME >_<

Tim Stone

@3ventic I think there's a button for it in mobile chat..

fredley

@JourneymanGeek Nothing wrong with short people

Tim Stone

Also mobile chat is terrible.

2

3ventic

15:26

@TimStone It works now

kalina

@TimStone yes

Journeyman Geek

besides, everyone's the same height after a knee to the groin.

fredley

@TimStone You work for SE, fix it

kalina

@TimStone fix it

Kevin van der Velden

I was always the shortest of my friends... but I shouldn't have hung around people around 1.90m

3ventic

15:26

@TimStone Better than all the letters being less than 1x1 mm

Yuki

@JourneymanGeek Eh, depends on torso length.

kalina

@JourneymanGeek heel

Tim Stone

@3ventic Who needs to read?

FAE

@kalina I stopped when I hit puberty pretty much, which was then, so.

Unionhawk

cringe

fredley

15:27

@kalina A knee to the heel?

3ventic

@TimStone Good point.

kalina

@fredley a heel to the groin

Tim Stone

Just post ponies and everything will be okay.

4

kalina

it's like a foot to the groin but side on and more painful

@TimStone I post a pony everytime I post a message to chat

Tim Stone

@fredley If I actually did, I'd fix mobile chat so fast. SO FAST.

3ventic

15:28

kalina

@3ventic @gNo.

fredley

@TimStone SE should employ me, I could fix mobile chat

Journeyman Geek

emopony?

fredley

@kalina @gno-ny?

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice I apologize for what I have inadvertently created.

kalina

15:28

@fredley @gNo.

OrigamiRobot

According to Wikipedia, I am short.

fredley

@kalina @gnO alright

Tim Stone

@fredley The real problem is that chat isn't on the development radar, but hopefully that'll change post-topbar changes/SSL and the like.

fredley

@TimStone :(

OrigamiRobot

I'm also surrounded by tall people, so I feel extra short.

fredley

15:29

@TimStone How is SSL at all difficult? Install certificate: bam. SSL.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot imagine how short people feel

FAE

@OrigamiRobot I live in the Netherlands man, it's so much worse here.

Yuki

Tim Stone

@fredley Not sure if serious so: link

3ventic

0

Q: Link for mobile layout is extremely hard to press

I just recently bought the new version of Nexus 7 and went to the chat. It didn't detect me as a mobile user so I thought I'd press the mobile link in the bottom bar, but it's extremely hard to do as it is so small (4x1 millimeters is nowhere near reasonable). Zooming in on the page hides the lin...

feature-request chat mobile

OrigamiRobot

15:30

@FAE Wow, I am just above the average female height for NL

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, ladies here are tall, men here are gigantic.

Lazers

0

Q: What does the pattern on the cave floor in candy box 2 mean?

I have beaten almost the entire game, but for some reason I can't figure out the pattern on the cave floor still. What am I supposed to do?

candy-box-2

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Also the fashion for women is heeled boots, so that makes most of them even taller.

fredley

@TimStone Ok fine, I forgive you

Yuki

@kalina Oh, I found an old Rainbow Dash wallpaper I used to use if you're interested.

kalina

15:32

@3ventic open the options menu and deselect "Request Desktop Site"! — Flyk 10 secs ago

3ventic

@Flyk Not selected. — 3ventic 8 secs ago

kalina

YOU LIE

Sterno

Man, I hate WPF.

3ventic

@kalina I really hate taking photos of screens but I can do it if you want

But it's also in Finnish so you couldn't understand any of it

Journeyman Geek

@3ventic: nooooooo

kalina

15:33

@3ventic why not use the built in screenshot function?

Yuki

Hmm... probably shouldn't post a desktop wallpaper here, right...?

kalina

because like... screenshot

3ventic

@kalina I haven't found it

Journeyman Geek

precisely

kalina

@3ventic normally you press power + home

but failing that, bring down the notifications bar, tap the button in the top right, tap screenshot

OrigamiRobot

15:34

@FAE Looks like I can never live there.

Unionhawk

Except not on android iirc

kalina

@Unionhawk ?

RedRiderX

@Yuki Why not?

Tim Stone

@FAE Which is funny because my Dutch friend is shorter than me. :P

3ventic

@kalina Doesn't work

FAE

15:34

@OrigamiRobot Why?

kalina

@3ventic what version of android are you using?

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Everyone would be so tall.

Unionhawk

If I recall correctly, screenshot is a root thing for android for some stupid reason.

Yuki

@RedRiderX Oh, I was just wondering if that was a rule or something.

3ventic

@kalina sec

FAE

15:35

@TimStone Hehe, well most are. Concerts are horrible for me.

@OrigamiRobot THIS IS HOW I FEEL ALL THE TIME.

5pike

@Unionhawk Depends on the version.

Journeyman Geek

@FAE: learn to stilt ;p

@Unionhawk depends on the system, but not in my experience

FAE

@JourneymanGeek Been a long time since I've done that.

Unionhawk

@5pike What version has working screenshots and why do I not have it?

3ventic

Android 4.3 - kernel 3.4.0-g9e52a21 - software version JSS15R

kalina

15:36

@3ventic power + volume down

3ventic

@kalina nop

RedRiderX

@Yuki Nah, I do it all the time.

Jul 31 at 22:39, by RedRiderX

Sep 7 at 1:35, by RedRiderX

There, my current wallpaper rotation.

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX that fills like a quarter of my screen, how does that count as a wallpaper =/

user58869

@RedRiderX that's nice

Yuki

@kalina i.sstatic.net/9WMOe.jpg

kalina

15:37

user58869

@RedRiderX where did you get it?

kalina

Can you not get to that screen?

fredley

@kalina What ROM is that?

Yuki

Aw, doesn't render when I try to ping someone with it...

Unionhawk

What device?

kalina

15:38

@fredley HTC One

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden Image search for a high res one.

Unionhawk

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING I HAVE

3ventic

@kalina There's only profile pic, brightness, settings, automatic rotate, WLAN, airplane mode, battery and bluetooth

RedRiderX

I have weird screens.

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX why not link that one then =p

FAE

15:38

@Yuki Can only ping with images as replies, IIRC.

kalina

@3ventic you see the button in the top, looks like a notepad with a pen?

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden idk

23 secs ago, by RedRiderX

I have weird screens.

3ventic

@kalina Nope

Unionhawk

Hold power+volume down for 1-2 seconds.

kalina

@3ventic ...

Kevin van der Velden

15:39

@RedRiderX hmm, plausible

RedRiderX

@Alex /r/wallpapers

Unionhawk

Should work on Android 4.0+

RedRiderX

Among other things.

Sterno

Your network name is Pegasus?

fredley

@kalina I have that but it looks different

kalina

15:40

@Sterno so what if it is?

Unionhawk

I don't have any such screenshot option, but the power+volume down thing worked.

Sterno

@kalina At least it ain't a pony.

Ben Brocka

It's a ponysus

Jason Berkan

@Sterno What would you call a young pegasus?

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk Worst screenshot tool ever.

3ventic

15:42

@kalina Ah.. I have to hold it

volume down + power

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot better than no screenshot tool, which is what I thought before.

Sterno

@JasonBerkan As always, Yahoo! Answers has the answer

kalina

mines power + home, it's much easier

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk I can never get it to work.

kalina

no holding involved

Unionhawk

15:43

@OrigamiRobot Well you're doing it wrong.

OrigamiRobot

I always just turn the volume down.

Jason Berkan

@Sterno Actually, the top answer is kind of awesome (and correct).

Unionhawk

45 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot Well you're doing it wrong.

OrigamiRobot

I can't do it any other way.

Sterno

I didn't actually read what I linked, because flying horses aren't real.

kalina

15:44

@OrigamiRobot hold power first

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Just brings up the power menu

Unionhawk

I have to hold it down for about 2 seconds for it to work properly.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot You must be SOOOOO SLOWWWWWWW

Yuki

OrigamiRobot

@kalina If I hold the power button down then immediately press volume down, it just turns the volume down.

kalina

15:46

@OrigamiRobot SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yuki

Unionhawk

Running Android 4.0+... right?

You're not one of those people who still has gingerbread for some reason?

OrigamiRobot

Yes

SaintWacko

Good morning, Bridge!

kalina

@SaintWacko it's afternoon

Unionhawk

15:46

@kalina MORNING

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko It's evening.

kalina

@Unionhawk afternoon, in fact, it's already getting dark

OrigamiRobot

I keep thinking Jellybean is 3

SaintWacko

@kalina YOU HAVE STRANGE MORNINGS

kalina

@SaintWacko afternoon

RedRiderX

15:47

@kalina evening

kalina

@RedRiderX UTC says it's 3:48PM

FAE

@SaintWacko Good afternoon

Unionhawk

Just checking. I knew someone who still had goddamn froyo when I was on 4.0.......

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Wow

Unionhawk

@SaintWacko I know.

kalina

15:48

and the current top side temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated high of 105

SaintWacko

@kalina I hate you. There was frost on my car this morning

3ventic

Unionhawk

They just hadn't updated to Gingerbread (probably haven't still)

kalina

@SaintWacko miss the obvious half life quote

@3ventic ah I see your problem, it's in a strange language

3ventic

@kalina ._.

SaintWacko

15:49

@3ventic Nexus 7 running the default layout?

Unionhawk

@kalina you're a strange language.

3ventic

@SaintWacko Yes.

RedRiderX

@kalina UTC+5 says it's 8:48PM

3ventic

I love that 1920x1200 resolution though

kalina

@RedRiderX UTC is the only real timezone

@3ventic 1920x1080 on a device a fraction of the size

Sterno

15:50

What should I eat for lunch?

SaintWacko

@3ventic I hate the default layout. So much. I use Paranoid Android in order to get a true tablet layout

Unionhawk

Food.

kalina

@Sterno dog

Sterno

Man, we need Lunch.SE for tough questions like this.

SaintWacko

I have the original Nexus 7, though

3ventic

15:50

@SaintWacko The default works for me

Sterno

Maybe Yahoo! Answers knows

badp

@3ventic got yourself a Nexus 7?

3ventic

@badp yes

kalina

@Sterno Lunch.SE would just have 40000 questions all titled "What should I eat for Lunch?"

Unionhawk

I AM CLOSING Lunch.SE AS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE/PRIMARILY OPINION BASED

/NOT A REAL QUESTION

kalina

15:51

VOTING TO CLOSE @UNI AS NOT A REAL USER

badp

@3ventic I have that too. You can change the font size

3ventic

What if it was about making food instead of what food to make?

Sterno

Wow. Even Yahoo Answers deleted their "What should I have for lunch?" question that Google turned up

3ventic

@badp I like small font, it's only a problem when the links are in small font.

kalina

@3ventic Migrate to seasoned advice

OrigamiRobot

15:52

Oh look, I just turned my phone off because POWER IS THE WORST THING TO USE AS A SCREENSHOT BUTTON WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING

Unionhawk

@3ventic Duplicate of Cooking.SE

badp

@3ventic You can set the font size in Chrome itself

Sterno

3ventic

@kalina So many SE sites I've never heard of

badp

@OrigamiRobot You're holding it wrong.

FAE

15:52

@OrigamiRobot lmao

Unionhawk

8 mins ago, by Unionhawk

45 secs ago, by Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot Well you're doing it wrong.

3ventic

@badp I use chrome for everything that's not youtube/google drive/steam/skype

kalina

6 mins ago, by kalina

@OrigamiRobot SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

badp

@3ventic So yeah, change the font size there.

OrigamiRobot

There is no "Going too slow"

3ventic

15:53

@badp But I like the small font

kalina

@3ventic @badp will probably be able to help with your desktop site issue as well

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot That's what happens when your phone only has 2 buttons

badp

@3ventic You can just change the font size for Chrome.

@Sterno 3.

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno I don't need a physical button to do it at all.

3ventic

@badp But chrome is like all the font I see

OrigamiRobot

15:54

@kalina's phone has the perfect solution.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Do you just say "Phone, take screenshot?"

kalina

Ok Google, take a screenshot

FAE

I don't use Google Now or whatever it's called

badp

@kalina ...I don't see that working

@FAE Voice Search is unrelated to Now.

Sterno

I am no closer to making a lunch decision.

badp

15:55

but if you have Now it gets better

kalina

@badp it doesn't

RedRiderX

@Sterno Ask your phone.

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno random.org

kalina

Google Now is one of the only voice recognition things I've ever used that actually does what I tell it to

Sterno

Okay. Bacon sandwich it is.

OrigamiRobot

15:57

Just took two screenshots in a row, cannot reproduce.

kalina

:12153062 The closest I can get it to "taking" anything, is "open camera"

badp

I was replying to the wrong thing

OrigamiRobot

It's Power + Home for me, but the same problems exist.

Actually, it's worse because it's a physical button plus non-physical button

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Wait what? Home's physical on the S2.

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