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17:04
@RonanForman Is there a doge AI?
@fredley I assume there must be, although it's probably half-arsed.
@Sterno Why watch TV when you can watch TV with voice and motion controls?
Xbox! Change the channel every 25 seconds or so until something good is on!
@RonanForman If it's half arsed that would probably make it a better doge ai
@BenBrocka infinite loop detected, function aborted
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Q: How can I swallow a whole cockatrice?

WoobleOne possible death reason in NetHack is "petrified by swallowing a cockatrice whole". However, when polymorphed into a purple worm and attacking a cockatrice, simply biting it the first time instakills me, giving just the normal "petrified by a cockatrice" death reason. How can I die after swall...

Xbox! Find me porn!
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17:07
The Xbox displays a naked woman with Mountain Dew bottles covering the relevant bits
@BenBrocka The woman is covering the relevant bits of the mountain dew?
@Sterno There's no porn on TV designed for 12-year-old call of duty players
@3ventic Sounds like Xbone will have a niche market for its new original programming, then.
eXboner
Awwm Blizzcon broke my consecutive visits. :(
Also!
I have escaped from Texas!
17:13
@RavenDreamer congratulations!
@RavenDreamer Oh no, what a nightmare...
@OrigamiRobot Howw've you been?>
Pretty Blizzconless lately.
I hear they make pills for that, now.
I'll wait for the topical cream.
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Jin
Jin
happy house
@Jin Haha, sweet, but it's not as punny.
Jin
Jin
chicken church
Jin
Jin
my favorite subreddit reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/top
17:38
@Jin I like that one too
Jin
Jin
lol sneezing pepper
@Jin Hallo!
Your son feeling better?
Jin
Jin
@RavenDreamer how was blizzcon?
@RavenDreamer yah
@Jin Crazy. I got my identity stolen and then missed a connection coming home due to hydraulic failure, so I'm home a day after I was supposed to.
@Jin In general though, I can't describe in words the feeling of watching Jim Raynor call down a Nuke on Diablo.
Other than "really @#$*ing awesome"
Jin
Jin
@RavenDreamer i'd like to go one day...
heroes of the storm looks good,
17:41
@Jin Yeah, they've got some UI issues to work out, but in general, it seems pretty spiffy.
Got a chance to play it, even, which was neat.
> Image not found
Link is probably breaking
Escape it!
Jin
Jin
my Deckard Cain will own!
"stay awhile and die, bishes!"
Is it November 14th yet
17:44
@GnomeSlice 11th
Skyrim is two years old!
@3ventic uuuuuugggggghhhhh
@Jin Trying to snag a pic of the little doo-hicky I got about it.
Oh, it's remembrance day
Fatigue is the worst!
@Fluttershy in what context
17:46
@RavenDreamer All of them.
@Jin nm, texted it to you
Jin
Jin
@RavenDreamer better not be a peen pic, again
@Jin You enjoyed the hell out of my e-peen, and you know it :D
17:52
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Q: How to install fifa 14?

user214731I have heard that you can run games in Ubuntu too. I am just curious how to do show. Does anybody have any idea?

@RavenDreamer Physical fatigue.
@Fluttershy I'd offer you a shoulder rub, but, you know. Idaho.
Iowa.
Michigan.
Corn Country.
> It achieves this by severely limiting the features available to the viewer
hrm
user15026
@Fluttershy :( that sounds unfun
17:56
@RavenDreamer I live in none of those states.
@Fluttershy At any rate. I can give you sympathies and not much else. :(
I don't even know why I'd visit YouTube if it wasn't to have an intelligent conversation with other people in the comments.
@Sterno you jest, but I have seen intelligent conversation in youtube comments before! It was just marked as spam.
Some channels get civilized discussion in the comments..
but they're rare
And unicorns exist
18:11
www.youtube.com/user/pbsideachannelā€Ž
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Q: Can you use skylanders giants on the new swap force?

marieCan you use skylanders giants on the new swap force game? Also do we even need them for the new game?

intelligent youtube discourse
a lot of the sciency channels are very good too
I love the morale app my company made. It lets me see how awful a day everyone else in the company is having.
I'll admit that I became less interested in this statement when I discovered it wasn't biology-related
18:16
@sjohnston Same
The ISS being infected is pretty interesting too, although Stuxnet kind of had a big advantage in that it's one of the most sophisticated viruses ever written, and it was designed to infect systems with no internet connection.
I'm sure that sort of stuff will just happen more and more as state and corporate-sponsored hacking gains popularity
yawn Home.
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Q: Are the chances equal for each race when you choose random?

MurchMy team-mate plays Random in 2on2 sometimes. It seems to me that more often than not he gets the same race again, instead of another, when we play another right away. Does Random have an equal distribution, or is there a bias towards getting the same race again?

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Q: In the focus the oculary in skyrim, the beams of light are not popping up they do not appear

AndreasI put in the focus crystal, i have the spells, and he wants me to focus the light beams, but the light beams are not there.

@GnomeSlice Aren't felony charges almost universally only for $1000 or more?
@Ullallulloo shrug
18:53
Starting tomorrow, Full Bore is the @IndieGameStand Daily deal! Pay what you want from 11/12 through 11/15 https://indiegamestand.com/
You guys had better grab this. It's excellent.
But really difficult.
I just thought of a really bad idea that would make Payday really interesting: the Concealed Carry Civilian. That would be interesting to say the least, but it would also break everything.
@Unionhawk given the price of guns it's not taking place in 'merica. Otherwise you'd just get a sixpack of beer and get a free assault rifle.
@KevinvanderVelden I'm thinking more DC gun laws and the fact that it would be gamebreaking to say the least is the main problem.
> Artist Peter Pavlensky nailed his testicles to a nail on the cobblestones of Red Square, the correspondent of "Fringe."The action is timed to the Day of Police, which is celebrated on November 10.
...Why would you do that
19:06
Ironically, testicle-based art is not uncommon.
@FEichinger I don't even want to know.
All systems go, go, go, the PC & Mac version of #ChucksChallenge3D is released on @Desura: http://www.desura.com/games/chucks-challenge-3d http://t.co/gbLzjxMkG1
CC @AshleyNunn
@GnomeSlice Iiiii'm with you on this one... >_>
@GnomeSlice I've seen things. Horrible things. Things that are beyond descriptions.
I... er... okay then.
@FEichinger There's a video to go along with this one but I have no interest in watching it.
19:07
Yeh, so, boils down to "That's not the worst I've seen."
@GnomeSlice NOPE. NOPE. DO NOT.
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Q: Help! Broken quarry hearthfire!

SkyrimluvaIm on pc... When i try to mine the stone quarry in the house near falkreath it wont activate! Anyone else experiencing problems? Is there a way to fix it? Serana can use it Its using hearthfire

Wow, awesome, they finally have an actual online storefront.
Treasure Adventure World is available for Pre-Order now on the IGS Store: https://indiegamestand.com/store/674/treasure-adventure-world/
> Featuring insights from industry icons (Peter Molyneux, Tim Schafer), journalists (Geoff Keighley, Stephen Totilo), tastemakers (Gabe & Tycho of Penny Arcade), and players profoundly impacted by the game (Yogscast, The Shaft, Minecraft Teacher), the film serves as a time capsule for one of this generationā€™s most unorthodox success stories.
user4704
19:23
I found that documentary tedious and uninteresting.
http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/141611/which-online-delivery-platform-should-i-buy-an-indie-game-from-so-that-the-devel/141612#141612
I'm kind of torn. I added information about GOG after someone asked in the comments, but strictly speaking the question doesn't mention it. Should I remove it...?
Fits the answer imo
@LpSamuelm More information is better, so leave it in. I'd personally also ask for some official stuff on this, but that is my own preference
@MadScientist I've looked at some quite reliable sources, and I've heard from devs themselves, but these kinds of platforms don't usually like to post their business practices officially on their own sites.
@MadScientist I could always e-mail each and every one of the platforms (and perhaps add in something like GamersGate), but that seems overkill.
19:39
@Blem I somehow doubt that the last entry is a valid representation
500 million lines of code is a lot
@MadScientist Their source for that is this New York Times article.
@Ullallulloo Still doesn't sound credible. That article also just says "according to one expert"
@OrigamiRobot No. Oh, it's one of those cool watches. Maybe.
19:46
THEY'RE SO COOL BUT I HATE LEATHER STRAPS
@OrigamiRobot You can replace the strap, probably
yeah, it's a standard 22mm band
@MadScientist I am pretty sure that is the point of the infographic
That's a pretty nice watch
Much higher quality version
a lot easier to read
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Q: 30 Bitizens Move In Quest Issue

EEPIn Tiny Death Star I have the quest to have 30 bitizens move in. I have since made it to 35 total and I still have not received credit for completing this quest. Is there a secret to finishing this? Or is it some kind of bug? Has anyone finished this quest yet?

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Q: Can I retry the expert challenges?

MoredreadI didn't complete the first two Dodge Ten Expert Challenges before progressing in the game. Is there a way to do them later? What happens when I have killed all enemies in an area, can I still do the challenges?

Huh
Gunpoint sounds cool
also, Humble store interface is fancy
19:51
@SaintWacko It is.
@SaintWacko It's very cool.
It's a bit short though
@SaintWacko had no idea car software was that complex
20:11
@SaintWacko BUT IT MIGHT NOT MATCH UP WITH THE CURVE :(
user15026
People made all kinds of nintendo knockoffs, and continue to
Hell, Nintendo has an entirely separate email address for people to report fake nintendo stuff on ebay.
(like, fake chinese products being sold as nintendo products)
@GnomeSlice this... wut?
20:25
@Unionhawk it' not just the chinese... Russians, and Brazilians, too
@Krazer Well, yes, you know what I mean though.
A video game clone is either a video game (or series) which is very similar to or heavily inspired by a previous popular game or series. It also applies to a third-party remake of a video game console. The term is sometimes derogatory, implying a lack of originality; however, clones can be anything from a pure "ripoff", to a legitimate derivative or improvement on the original or even a homage. Cloning a game in digital marketplaces is common, because it is hard to prevent and easy to compete with existing games. Developers can copyright the graphics, title, story, and characters, but ...
@Krazer Oh, well there you go.
user43095
20:41
So, I was on Reddit, and:
user43095
"

"Good afternoon Mister Thomas. It's Wednesday September 12. So far you have run 298.2 miles this year. You are currently 51.11 miles behind your goal. Your last run was 2.2 miles yesterday. Now, Be a big boy and pick up your skirt, grab your balls, get outside, and run, you insufferable twit!::298.2::-51.11::110"
user43095
TL;DR: I make Tasker say sexy things to make me feel like a secret agent
I think we have different definitions of both "sexy" and "secret agent"
@GnomeSlice make yes, use nintendo trademarks and copyrights to advertise. Hell no
Knock knock Race condition Who's there?
@GnomeSlice patents on NES hardware are expired I think, not sure to what extent you can actually market it as "NES" stuff though, since trademark lasts indefinitely
user43095
20:47
@OrigamiRobot Part two:
user43095
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop masturbating into your socks and leaving them in the hallway?!?!!?

At least it would be in a sexy voice. A sexy mom voice."
@JeffreyLin And here we come to different definitions of "sexy" and "mom".
Again, different definitions of "sexy"
You people and your sexy moms
@JeffreyLin Wait wait wait... I've just realised this wasn't Gnome
20:48
In particular, equating "sexy" with "mom".
@Yuki Nobody said it was your mom.
@OrigamiRobot To be honest, I thought we were talking about yours.
You've never even seen my mom.
Whatever, I don't want to talk about a Redditor and his Oedipal issues.
OrigamiMombot
20:54
@Yuki Have you never heard of Milfs?
I had lunch with my mom today and paid. I feel so grown up.
@GnomeSlice I was interpreting that sentence in that the Redditor considered his own mother's voice to be sexy. Which is a bag of cats I don't want to touch. Period.
user image
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The worst part of this is I would fall for it. Probably multiple times.
@OrigamiRobot I... honestly don't get it.
Hahahahaha
21:00
What kind of monster are you?
@Yuki People tend to eat them in handfuls...
I'm guessing it's to trip up people who don't like Skittles, M&Ms, and Reese's Pieces equally?
@Unionhawk Well, that's their problem.
Even if you only eat one at a time. Expecting one and getting another would be awful.
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Q: What lots give the Beautiful Vista moodlet in Isla Paradiso?

TeryxIsla Paradiso is the world included in the Island Paradise expansion pack for The Sims 3. What lots give the Beautiful Vista moodlet in that town, and what are the values? The only location I know of is 1 Alto Road, which gives a +30 moodlet.

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, if you don't like one of the three. I feel equally about all of them so it wouldn't really mess with me all that much.
21:03
@OrigamiRobot That's terrible
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Oh, that would make really icky mouth taste
You can tell it's wrong by the disproportionate amount of orange and yellow though
user15026
if you just like threw them all in your mouth
@AshleyNunn As opposed to the other kinds of tastes
@Yuki It doesn't matter how much you like them. Expecting chocolate and getting fruit is awful. As is vice-versa
21:04
@OrigamiRobot It's not so much expectations as the mix of them together
user15026
@BenBrocka There are good mouth tastes but I dont think peanutbutter +chocolate +fucked up fruit is one
Maybe I need to try this sometime then. I just can't understand why it's so bad.
@BenBrocka Yes, that is the main thing. I am just saying even eating them one-by-one could lead to disaster.
Who the hell eats skittles, M&Ms or Reeses Pieces one by one?
4 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
What kind of monster are you?
21:05
ooooo cover art
@BenBrocka Yuki, apparently.
@Yuki It's also got to be a blind test, so you can't know it's mixed up. Otherwise it ruins the science.
@BenBrocka I do. It makes them last longer.
32 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
4 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
What kind of monster are you?
user15026
@BenBrocka There are good mouth tastes but I dont think peanutbutter +chocolate +fucked up fruit is one
21:06
something something deja vu
@AshleyNunn Did you just reply to the same message twice with the same sentence?
Also for anybody interested in the commercial version of Tales of Maj'Eyal, it's currently in the gamersgate IndieFort Bundle. You can get it for $1.
@AshleyNunn I was more mocking the use of the phrase "mouth taste"
user15026
@Yuki I might have, I had a weird timeout here
user15026
@BenBrocka Shush you
21:07
Also Smooth Operators: Call Center Chaos
I eat them one-by-one because I generally can't stand the taste of more than one candy flavor in my mouth at once. Candies tend to have overpowering flavors, so more than one is just annoying.
M&Ms and Reeses are all a single flavor
@BenBrocka Most of the candies I had as a child came in several flavors a bag, so it's a habit.
user15026
I always feel like Smarties candy shells all taste different but that mgiht just be a lie I tell myself
21:10
I separate skittles by color and eat a lot of one color at once.
I hate candies that only come in a variety of flavors and only 50% of them are good
@AshleyNunn Eh, I feel the same.
like the flavored toosie rolls and really only the lime, lemon and to a lesser extent orange are good
I'd buy bags of just lime ones
user15026
Which is why I tend to not eat them and just eat M&Ms instead
I have not had lime-flavored tootsie rolls.
user15026
21:10
@BenBrocka The vanilla ones are gross
@AshleyNunn What you are calling Smarties are not what I call Smarties.
Or lemon, for that matter.
user15026
The Lime and Lemon are the best
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Thats because America is silly
The vanilla are awful
21:11
Also probably not what @Yuki calls Smarties.
user15026
@BenBrocka so much yum
@GnomeSlice Heh :P
@BenBrocka All I remember are the orange ones and the pink ones.
user15026
OMG why upstairs people why you always gotta yell everything you say
21:13
@AshleyNunn So the downstairs people can hear them.
excellent
user15026
I dont want to hear them
user15026
they are dumb
user15026
they tell me sometimes my music is too loud
Well turn it down!
user15026
21:14
when they scream every day
@AshleyNunn jabs at the floor with a broom
user15026
@Yuki I tried that
user15026
@BenBrocka Okay, that is awesome
@AshleyNunn Well, that wouldn't work for you since you're the downstairs.
user15026
21:16
@Yuki I stabbed the ceiling
@BenBrocka Moogle plus?
@GnomeSlice yes
I don't even know what game that's from and I got it.
This is a thing that I found on the internet.
@GnomeSlice Final Fantasy
21:19
@OrigamiRobot You're a thing I found on the Internet!
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@BenBrocka Oh. Never played any of those.
@OrigamiRobot My cat does stuff pretty often
Mine too, just rarely the stuff I want when I want.
@fanfiction_txt the homophobic preacher is back and I got a better pic of the sonic tattoos http://t.co/vG9Nlm4pd8
@OrigamiRobot Parker discovered my Cacodemon plush and has drug it off to play with a couple times
I want to play, he wants to sleep. I want to sleep, he wants to RUN A MILLION MILES PER HOUR THROUGH THE APARTMENT AND MEOW REALLY LOUD
@BenBrocka bAWWW
Carter would probably love a plushie, but it would not last long.
Fuck you, Windows Update. I'm not running you just for IE 11.
21:27
Are the rumours about Win8.1 fucking with mouse in videogames true?
@badp the mouse lag? PAtched, apparently vg247.com/2013/11/09/…
@OrigamiRobot The cat is really ANXIOUS for the SAFETY of your PERSON and BELONGINGS by making THOROUGH SURPRISE CHECKS of the PROPERTY for MICE-SHAPED INTRUDERS
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Q: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion freezes/fps drop when fighting

user61427I have tried different settings in the game but nothing solves the problem. The game runs perfectly at high settings when i'm not in combat but when i fight with more than 2 enemies, the game no longer runs smooth, and i'm 90% certain it's not from the spell effects,fog,blur etc. I tried reinstal...

user15026
@badp My cat did that the other night and caught and killed one, so now he is liek I MUST KEEP THE HOUSE SAFE and runs around like a crazybean every night
@BenBrocka Wow. Call of Duty is half the list.
21:31
The instant I get in bed, Carter goes apeshit.
@Yuki kinda surprising, since apparently PC sales are a miniscule % of COD sales
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Q: What is the point of editing year old questions to remove tags?

JulianAs the title states, what is the point in constantly editing year old questions in order to remove tags and possibly edit a few sentences? I've noticed this occurs frequently and was curious why, as it mostly contributes to cluttering up the main page with year old questions. Editing questions ...

@AshleyNunn Given that you are the cat's BELONGING and your continued WELL-BEING and COMFORT in your DWELLING is CRITICAL to the cat's continued SUSTENANCE, you could say he's just winning his cat TREATS.
user15026
@badp You have a very good point.
21:46
Jun 14 '11 at 5:10, by Lazers
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Q: DOS game about being a fish and fish activities

OrigamiRobotProbably about 15 years ago, I played an old DOS game at school where you choose a fish and you go about your fishy way doing fish things. The game would present you with an opponent. This opponent could be another fish, debris in the water, or random food bits. For each opponent, you decide h...

I FOUND MY ITG!
@AshleyNunn I should start posting like this on Pets.SE
@AshleyNunn Where does one obtain the word "crazybean" for one's vocabulary?
THERE IT IS WITH MY FISH ACTIVITIES TAG!
user15026
@badp >.<
@OrigamiRobot In that case the answer to your question is no, that isn't the one ITG I upvoted./
21:47
@OrigamiRobot Ooh, that's depressing. I clicked it and suddenly it was nonexistent.
@LpSamuelm apt-get install ashley-dict
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user15026
@LpSamuelm I am not sure, it is just a word I seem to have, but you are welcome to have it if you like
The package contains the full list of words that are not in the Ashley Dictionary
heh... package
such as qweoipqpotnpqiowt, akoxoaxijzopzpauohpaz and six.
21:48
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Q: Does pvz2 piñata parties only appear when all worlds are unlocked

user61429So I haven't got any piƱata parties in few days and does it require all worlds unlocked

I get it. It's a unix joke. That's funny.
user15026
@badp I do not understand this
@AshleyNunn He's installing the ashley dictionary.
> Activities involving fish. Lots of games feature both fish and activities. It is more meaningful than "fish-dreams". That would be silly
awwww
deleted comments don't one-box
probably for the best.
I like that just by guessing I picked the single smallest number Ashley has written the least on chat (only once)
21:51
> -80 User was removed
user15026
@badp that's pretty magical
Someone go upvote 80 reputation worth of my posts to make up for that.
@badp How do you know this...?
@Wipqozn On it.
@LpSamuelm search
I searched up to twelve
@LpSamuelm He's a witch!
@badp You are one dedicated person.
@Wipqozn You silly. Witches are female
FAE
FAE
@OrigamiRobot I remember the first time I saw this tag.
I AM A MODRATER
thunder and lightning
You rate mods?
21:52
Yep. I rate myself #1, #2 and #5.
Ashley is #pi
@badp Then you should have noticed that Ashley's least said small number was seven.
I found two for six.
@LpSamuelm One of them is "sixth"
Doesn't really count!
and 6 < 7
@badp Eh, I'd say it does.
Therefore: 6.
@LpSamuelm "sixth sense" is a common locution, hardly a number
@LpSamuelm Everybody knows there's way more than 5 senses
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Q: Is the second Alternate Character View only avaliable after getting the Wakaba Ending

Memor-XI'm following this Walkthrough for Katahane, i'm doing the Angelina ending because i brought the game purely to see the romance between Angelina and Belle however i do plan to get the Wakaba and Coco Endings after (since i'm a completionist) When i got to the first Alternate Character View, i sw...

21:55
@badp Regardless of in which context, "sixth" refers to a number.
@FAE And you fell in love instantly.
"Who is this dashing robot?"
@badp Alsothatdoesn'treallymakesensebutyoualreadyknewthat.
Oh my god
I get low framerate with Rogue Legacy.
Rogue Legacy
Yes but you get low framerate with Doom
Doom is 3D
21:58
...I just realized "Arqade" contains "QA."

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