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user15026
00:00
....you JUST got banned for posting this stuff and you think DOING IT AGAIN, edited slightly, is a GOOD idea?
@AshleyNunn Notice the changes.
@GnomeSlice It's more that any porn type stuff isn't appropriate for this room.
user15026
@GnomeSlice ....I did
4 hours ago, by spugsley
Vaginas and explosions get me every time
This is okay but the word 'playboy' isn't?
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Q: Will holding action long enough actually spawn a BFG in Rise of the Triad 2013?

Twon-haAmong some notes on a pin board is one that says Pssst... if you hold action long enough a "BFG" will spawn here ;) It's probably a joke, considering that there are notes beside it like If your [sic] reading this your score is probably very crap :p and Look up "oppai" Mastu...

00:02
It's only 7 and it feels like 11
@spugsley Weird, I have that exact same feeling.
I spent all day doing yardwork though, so maybe that's it.
@spugsley I thought I was the only one.
Something something Daylight Savings? Been setting clocks all morning.
user15026
@spugsley oh my god I know
@WorldEngineer Have you ever watched the Plinkett reviews of the TNG movies?
user20683
@Wipqozn nope but I watch SF Debris religiously
00:05
@spugsley When that happens I usually take a nap. Then I wake up at 9 and can't sleep till 2. Terrible for your sleep schedule
@StrixVaria @AshleyNunn Do either of you want a 50% off coupon for Triple Town on Steam?
@WorldEngineer They're pretty good (and funny) reviews, although NSFW. redlettermedia.com
It's the same guy who did those hour long reviews of the star wars prequels.
user20683
@Wipqozn oh, I have seen those. I didn't like them
Man, what a great flag.
@WorldEngineer Ah, cool. To each their own. The whole "I'm a psychopath" sidestory is a bit odd too.
@gnomeslice please go back and read the two lengthy paragraphs I took the time to type up for you.
user20683
@Wipqozn I can't watch reviews if I dislike the voice.
This must be an american thing because I don't get it.
@WorldEngineer Ah, yeah. That would make sense.
user20683
@GnomeSlice It's probably over your head...it's too complex for most Americans really.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I read them before. I still think it's funny. 'important news' = playb*y
00:08
The problem isn't as much the content as that you seem to be kind of clueless about the signal you are sending every time you do this.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I was suspended for my signal?
@GnomeSlice Yes, we all knew what the joke was.
No. But I'm not talking about why you were suspended. I'm not really interested in the vagaries of the dumb flag system.
I am, however, interested in you making less of an ass of yourself and acting like the pretty decent person I know you to be.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Wow, you must really feel bad for me to say something that nice about me.
And part of that involves not running around in mixed company talking all about your preferences in masturbatory aids.
00:11
Also, decent people can't like porn?
@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't talk about it...
I never said that!
How do you even know it was from my facebook feed
Oh but you do talk about it.
Maybe it was just an image I found.
With every single screenshot.
00:16
How do you even know it was mine? Would it have been funny if someone else had posted it.
I'm gonna go make some KD.
@GnomeSlice I think it was yours.
I think I have successfully deciphered the FONV question about the Brotherhood of Steel.
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Q: Minecraft textures in latest update turn black?

Asteroid catEvery single time I place a 2d item, all the textures go black, can someone please tell me how to fix this?

user15026
@ToxicFrog You miraculous man. I stared at that for a long time before throwing my hands up in frustration
00:32
@AshleyNunn having played FONV twice helps
user15026
00:49
I suspect it would.
user15026
Also, Halestorm makes for awesome walking in the dark music.
@GnomeSlice No thanks. I'm already over it and I haven't even run out of the demo on Android.
@StrixVaria It's our favourite Google employee!
user15026
01:14
Fuck yeah Christmas drinks at Starbucks :D
01:24
Already?
user15026
Yep :D
user15026
Which is awesome
Bleh, that menu, but the game looks awesome.
user15026
I think maybe the venti mocha this time of night was a mistake
user15026
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:36
Oh dear
user15026
@ToxicFrog I am full of caffeine
user15026
The world is full of stars
user15026
spins
waaaaaaaaant
snug-stabilizes the Ashley before she falls over
user15026
01:48
@ToxicFrog snuggles This is the best plan
user15026
Also, they have snowman cookies again :D :D :D
user15026
I love the snowman cookies
AWW SWEETS GETTIN MARRIED
omg thank you Bones for telling me this is the 100th episode. Wtf am I doing with my lifeeeeeeee
user15026
@spugsley Watching an awesome show is what
@spugsley Clearly, marathoning Bones.
user15026
01:56
@spugsley I love Sweets so much
@AshleyNunn he's fucking adorable. I freaked out when I realized he was the little brother on Freaks and Geeks
He looks exactly the same :3
@Ullallulloo DOG!!!!!
@Ullallulloo Wow. Much explode.
user20683
@spugsley
user20683
01:58
user15026
@Ullallulloo so sparkle
user15026
@WorldEngineer AUGH I AM TRYING TO GET WORK DONE
too soon?
yeah, too soon
It's only 8 PM! Of course it's too early.
user15026
It's 9 pm
user15026
02:08
I might not sleep for hours :P
@fbueckert D: you're right! It feels so late I almost forgot it wasn't the Bridge: After Dark yet!
I fucking hate the times when I feel like I want something and I've eaten and drank a million things trying to find out what and nothing is satisfying
user15026
@spugsley This is me tonight
@AshleyNunn I had a milkshake, a greek salad, and an apple
none of which were that satisfying once I finished it
user15026
@spugsley pizza, brownies, creme brulee latte, water, ice tea
user43095
user15026
02:12
none of it was quite right
I'm thinking I might try chai tea
@AshleyNunn I'm so glad I'm not aloneeeee
mmmmm creme brulee latte
user15026
@spugsley Nope, you arent :P
user15026
@spugsley They are so good
user15026
I love starbucks holiday drinks
makes me want a peppermint mocha
user15026
02:13
(i called them christmas drinks earlier, a barista corrected me)
D: are they not Christmas drrinks?!?!?!?!
No, because you can't say 'Christmas' any more.
I never understood why everyone gets in a tizzy over semantics.
it's just a word
user15026
@spugsley ikr
I get banned for lots of things that are 'just a word', so I'm not going to say anything to that.
02:15
I can understand it if a company refuses to say "Christmas", probably to be PC. But you shouldn't tell other people that they can't say "Christmas".
@Yuki exactly! Do want you want but don't be a dick about it
@spugsley YEH!
user15026
@Yuki Amen my friend
@spugsley Chai is delicious
yes it is but idk if it will satisfy me
it's very hard to satisfy me sometimes
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02:16
WTB pumpkin spice latte... :(
@spugsley Well, chai is extremely satisfying :P
user15026
@spugsley tries anyhow
user15026
@Fluttershy I'd mail you one but then ti would be cold
user15026
@ToxicFrog Oh my :P
@AshleyNunn :o oh you can satisfy me
user15026
02:19
@spugsley I'd hope so, it's my wifely duty!
user20683
X-mas then, it's still just as Christian :P
@WorldEngineer Not really.
user20683
X = Chi from Chi Ro from Christ
@WorldEngineer It's more Marvel.
user20683
I have the Religious Studies degree here :P
02:20
I'm Christian.
user15026
I have bacon and brown sugar and stuff all I need is the peanuts and I could make bacon peanut brittle again
user15026
t is so tempting
@GnomeSlice "X-mas" has been used since the 16th century. It's hardly a commercialization of "Christmas" like most people think.
@WorldEngineer Fus Ro Da?
@Yuki Maybe not originally.
user20683
02:22
@spugsley
user20683
The Chi Rho is one of the earliest forms of christogram, and is used by some Christians. It is formed by superimposing the first two (capital) letters chi and rho (ΧΡ) of the Greek word "ΧΡΙΣΤΟΣ" =Christ in such a way to produce the monogram. Although not technically a Christian cross, the Chi-Rho invokes the crucifixion of Jesus, as well as symbolizing his status as the Christ. The Chi-Rho symbol was also used by pagan Greek scribes to mark, in the margin, a particularly valuable or relevant passage; the combined letters Chi and Rho standing for chrēston, meaning "good." Some coins ...
BAHAHAHAHAHA this is a great episode
Sweets's face
lololololol
user15026
There are so many bits I can't wait for you to get to
lol @ that flag
user20683
@GnomeSlice Which flag?
02:27
The one that just happened.
user15026
The shirt, I presume
02:49
Oh hey, Delver is on Steam.
it tastes pretty much like how you'd imagine http://t.co/wQzHJgjY5Y
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Q: How can I tell what secrets are before triggering them?

allquixoticIn Hearthstone, how can I tell what secrets are before triggering them? Obviously it is not possible to tell with 100% certainty at all times what a secret is without playing any cards or taking any actions, but what sources of information are available that can help me deduce which secret it pr...

Um. I was suspended.
@spugsley That sucks. =[
@spugsley For a pretty innocent comment, too. o_O That's dumb.
Yeah. Not really sure why :/ I mean, the two supposedly inappropriate comments I made are still on the stars list.
03:02
It's been a looooong time since I built a computer, so I have to ask a dumb question. I can replace my processor and/or motherboard without messing with my system, right?
@spugsley I think the last one got deleted. The one about vaginas.
Well... the other one about vaginas...
As in, adversely affecting my system.
BOOTH IS CRYING
OMG
SO. SAD.
Ugh. It seems all my gaming stuff is giving up the ghost. PS3 stopped reading discs, my old 3DS crashes after start, and my PC can't handle some of the newer games...
@Yuki Processor would be fine I'm pretty sure.
Motherboard should be too if it has ports to fit all the old stuff.
03:06
All right. I feel like an idiot for asking those questions considering I built my current rig. Thanks, @Ullallulloo.
No problem. :P
@Yuki If you change architecture types, you'll need to reinstall your OS
For example, if you go from AMD to Intel, or from Intel 775, to Intel 1150, you will have to
@Ktash Hmm... where do I look up architecture types?
Probably on the manufacturer's site, right?
Everything OK here? Been kinda high on the flags today no?
@Seth Someone seems to be flagging hours-old messages.
03:13
Without paying attention to context either.
glares at balcony
I got banned the other day for something I said in another room on the previous day.
@Ktash What do you mean by "architecture" here? Because usually that's synonymous with "instruction set architecture"
It was pretty bad.
@Yuki Yes. There are other places on your computer to find it, but that is probably the easiest
03:13
@Fluttershy yeah that happened to me. Then I got suspended
...I guess that's not really related.
@ToxicFrog I mean AMD -> Intel or changing of socket types. Not really architecture, but it was the word I used.
user20683
chipset
@WorldEngineer better word
user20683
I spent a good chunk of time dealing with embedded systems on a theoretic level
03:16
also, the windows kernel for single processors and multiprocessor systems is different
though, IIRC sysprep should let you work around that, other than actication
@AshleyNunn
Aah, chipset as in northbridge/southbridge and IO controllers?
Yeah, I know windows gets squirrely about that.
Run into that when playing with virtualbox >.<
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Q: Practical Minecraft Rooms

ZibbobzOne of my friends asked recently what sort of practical rooms one should build into their house in Minecraft, and it got me thinking...what ARE the practical rooms one should build for their home base? Obviously not every room should be directly attached to your main place of operation, but th...

virtualbox should be fine
it emulates a REALLY old chipset
03:18
@JourneymanGeek it emulates a bunch of chipsets
And if you install windows and then change which one it's emulating, or toggle the IO APIC, windows stops booting
oh? I thought they nearly always emulated a 440bx
course I don't mess with that stuff much
@JourneymanGeek Windows is really twitchy about its boot device. Change the interface type, or the IO controller, or a bunch of other things, and it will straight up roll over and die.
@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute Hah
The Chai tea did the trick :)
03:37
0
Q: How do I decide whether to use Pow-Pow or Fishbones?

Domenik VanBuskirkJinx's Q switch between her minigun and rocket launcher. While the minigun adds attack speed, the rocket launcher does 110% damage and AoE. When do I use what? The 110% damage is cool but so is the attack speed.

Time for porn bed.
3
whatisthisidonteven
Don't ask me. I don't know.
user20683
It was making me nauseous.
wut?
It was a response to above. :(
user20683
03:52
@AGirlSaidMySmileIsCute The motion of the gif.
0
Q: Use Cargobob to carry vehicles?

Shivan RaptorI run into Los Santos International Airport and stole a Cargobob, after deploying the hooks by pressing right directional buttons ( i'm XB360 player ), I found that I can't grab a car on roads, even I fly real close to a stationary vehicle. What did I miss?

user15026
ONE OF US ONE OF US
user15026
I am asimiliating a friend into the great SE machine
user15026
laughs maniacally
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Q: How can you recognize an armored enemy?

NathanI'm trying to meet the in-game goal of killing an armoured enemy in less than five seconds. The dungeon has orcs, demons, ninjas and a treant, but there seems to be no way to tell which is armoured. Is there a way to tell a monster is armoured? Is it up to each individual monster or is an entire...

04:04
jesus christ its like a nightmare in text form http://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/1pucsx/what_killed_our_video_game_kickstarter_dreamland/
04:15
0
Q: Does the Realta Nua PC Releases still have the route branch in the Fate Route

Memor-Xi know that the Realta Nua PC version was released as 3 games and there is now a patch for all 3 (i'm waiting abit before i get it just to allow the bugs to get ironed out) however one thing got to me, in the Original PC version you had to complete the Fate Route in order to trigger the flag at ...

0
Q: How do I calibrate a Gamecube controller?

Ashley NunnI want to play Ocarina of Time on my Wii with a gamecube controller, but the joystick isn't cooperating and I keep going in the opposite direction than I want to go! How can I recalibrate it so that I walk the way I want to?

0
Q: Is the DS version of Four Swords, different than the GBA version?

KaizerShadowIn this edition of Four Swords, is it different than the GBA version? Or is it the same?

user15026
the hell
04:47
A BALL!?!??!?!
REALLY BONES?!?!?!
user15026
@spugsley Meep?
a testicle
BORED
user15026
@spugsley ah :P
user15026
05:08
@kalina Go outside? :P
user15026
05:45
Morning
user15026
Morning!
06:07
@AshleyNunn gninrom
user15026
It is actually late night where I am :P
yawn Morning.
user15026
@FEichinger Don't tell me you actually gasp slept
@AshleyNunn I took a nap for a couple of hours. Can't really call that "sleep".
user15026
@FEichinger I suppose not
user15026
06:17
you have the most interesting sleep schedule
I'm aware.
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Q: Will there be a 2013/14 moderator election?

RobotnikDisclaimer: I have nothing against the current mods. (No banhammers please). I was reviewing the 2011 & 2012 Moderator elections, and noticed that they were both run in January of the respective year. Now, I only have a very general concept of time (so bear with me), but I believe January has ...

i herd u liek mudkipz
user20683
@qwertyk31 I heard you like memes from a bazillion years ago.
@WorldEngineer who doesn't, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!1!
user20683
06:29
@qwertyk31 I don't but I hate all forms of fun.
user15026
@WorldEngineer Comes with being a moderator
@WorldEngineer but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
user20683
@qwertyk31 Don't go stealing @kalina's schtick. She'll burn you for that.
user15026
@WorldEngineer She does like burning.
06:37
@WorldEngineer kalina isn't here :)
Does not stop her from applying fire.
user20683
@qwertyk31 maybe not but she'll still be angry.
user15026
@FEichinger This is truth.
user15026
And I mean you can apply fire retroactively as well
user20683
In any case, it is time for me to bow out of here
06:38
I would also never make the assumption that "she isn't here".
@FEichinger well she hasn't posted in hrs
user15026
@qwertyk31 Doesnt mean much
It's approximately 7:00am over there. She's probably asleep. probably
give or take an hour
Even I can't figure out her sleep schedule, so I dare doubt that.
user15026
I can never predict what she will do
user15026
06:43
I need to stop assuming everyone has a similar sleep schedule to me
user20683
she is pure chaos
user20683
volatile and enraged
Right now it seems to be the 6-7am-ish to whenever. I think
@WorldEngineer This is very true.
@Unionhawk Yes ... Sometimes. And other times she randomly shows up at just around these hours.
@FEichinger Well... that's your fault for trying to see a consistent pattern here then.
06:46
I'm not. I've given up on that.
I'm giving a broad, overall usually-right pattern.
Besides, it would be more entertaining to let someone assume she's not here, then have her just show up
@Unionhawk That's based on the assumption that she's actually here, though.
Which, at this point, is probably safe to say that she isn't.
No, it's based on the fact that she does seem to randomly show up occasionally...
(there's a small coordination issue here, evidently)
07:05
Good morning
user15026
I suppose it is now techincally morning
9 o'clock is morning.
It's always morning for someone on the interwebz
user15026
it is 2:09 am
07:43
Morning Bridge!
@GnomeSlice I did get the ping, I'll take a look tonight.
@Arperum /)
@Arperum Morning
08:36
user image
2
Morning
Can I go back to bed?
Waking up at 4AM is not pleasant
09:20
@KevinvanderVelden I'd love too, but work doesn't want me to sleep.
09:31
@spyder I think the Jesus image is wrong and somewhat christian religion pushy thing, Sure it was a really lucky thing that the car drive'r had, but that doesn't mean "Jesus" intervened, could have been Allah, God, Odin, Ra or any other number of gods if it needed to be a god. Or it could just be dumb luck and reflexes.
@Arperum why so serious?
@spyder Because too many dumbasses on the internet would take it wrong >_> I don't care about religion myself (If I really have to be classified it'd be pagan or atheism) But I find the thing where anything muslim is of the devil and anything good is an act of God/Jesus/some other christian holy thing is just stupid.
God forbid we make religious jokes
09:44
And said dumb people are suddenly even more reinforced in there fundamentalistic idea that christianity (plus eventually other sects that split away from it) is good and things with an other base are bad.
@PrivatePansy God forbid pun intended I assume?
Yes :P
See I'm just so goddamn clever
@PrivatePansy more pun! Also, the word pun just lost any little bit of meaning to me for some reason.
10:00
0
Q: AirMarshall in game settings?

Jonathan WheelerDoes anybody know what "Use AirMarshall" means in PvZ 2's settings? (Not the in-game settings, but rather the app's settings bundle.)

10:25
0
Q: Biography of a player doesn't show all the prices

LokoI just won the Champions League(European Champions Cup) and some players dont have the prize in their biography. Like a player who played 3 games in the European Champions Cup, doesn't have the prize in his biography. How come?

10:38
0
Q: Can a full damage Ranger survive in the late game?

RayofCommandI am just starting Path of Exile and I chose as Ranger. Since I can't reset my passive skills easily I want to know if a Ranger can manage to survive "easily" in lategame with only damage specc? I know that I should at least put some points in % life or stun duration. I don't want to have person...

So did gnomeslice get new recommendations on twitter or something?
Also @Arperum how was powerwolf (and the LAN party :) )?
@KevinvanderVelden Awesome. Both of the things. My neck is starting to recover a little bit from Powerwolf and Battlebeast, and I feel a tiny bit less exhausted today, but overall, it was awesome.
user58869
11:05
@Arperum headbanging?
@axrwkr Oh yes.
11:21
@KevinvanderVelden Facebook, this time.
11:41
@FEichinger aah, that's somehow even worse
@KevinvanderVelden Nah, what's worse is that GnomeSlice still feels the need to share this with us on a regular basis after having been told that it is not appropriate here.
12:26
0
Q: Pokemon X and Y battle Mansion

user58922Ok, so I just beat the elite four yesterday. I went to Lumoise station, got the pass, and went to the city. I was wondering, I batteled like 14 times and the 3 girls never showed up. (The owners) I tried going through the door, and it didn't work. How do you battle the 3 girls? (I tried triple, t...

13:11
peaks in
@Zerofennec Shortly: runs away screaming
aww <..>
@Zerofennec You can stay if you want :)
It's just very very scary over here :)
It's ok, I'm from the internet =3
And all points inbetween.
breaks faulty keyboard
@Zerofennec well, as long as you're not on a touchscreen keyboard that's not that bad an idea
13:14
@Zerofennec This is not the internet. This is The Bridge . We have @kalina and @GnomeSlice
5
No touchscreen here.
Just a surprising shortage of coffee.
hello big eared vulpine
@Zerofennec that's oke, as long as you have tea you'll live.
also, any keyboard thats not mechanical is very likely faulty.
Waves hello
13:23
Wait, why are we supposed to not talk about @badp's head canon? Also, why does badp's head have religious laws?
I thought it was a skul gun?
headcanon is how your mind autocompletes characters in e.g. purely written mediums with faces and voices
Because @badp is so good, he can make an assumption on what people look/sound like based on chat -- that is totally incorrect.
naturally, when I look up the spelling for that, I see pants cannons
@Unionhawk you mustn't have been reading books
13:25
@JourneymanGeek ...
@badp huh, that makes more sense. Still prefer to think of you just having a plethora of catholic priests following you making laws about your head
@badp No time.
@JourneymanGeek AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because...
@Unionhawk gnome would've been banned for that picture =p
TVTROPES WARNING IN CASE YOU DIDN'T PICK UP ON THAT ^
13:28
Can't take it, coffee time! scurries away
@Unionhawk the link reads tvtropes
@badp Some people are really, really thick, neh?
oh, TV tropes is banned here?
so sorry :/
No, some people are addicted
@JourneymanGeek nah
13:29
cough @kalina
What? No, I just wanted to ping her for no reason.
feel free to delete that if her getting stuck in the twilight zone tvtropes is a bad thing
@JourneymanGeek nah, it's just a big time waster
Apparently, that same guy fires boxing gloves from his.... "gun".
13:30
I feel bad now...
Oh well
@Yuki: so many bad jokes.
@Yuki Iiiiit's a penis. (potential flaggers: Pretend I'm @spugs)
@JourneymanGeek I was totally not pinging her so she would see the link what are you talking about >_>
I wonder how many pings @kalina is going to have whenever she wakes up...
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9
Q: Can we onebox TVTropes?

fredleyBecause, you know, that would be fun: Perhaps only in Gaming/SciFi/TV&M?

@fredley Fuck no.
@fredley AAAH NOOOHS
13:38
Chat needs less one-boxing, not more.
@Sterno It's alright, quell your downvotes. This was ages ago and nothing happened
@fredley I tried, but apparently don't have 125 rep there.
Blargh, neither do I >_>
I mean, er, great idea!
It's already done. Just link to any answer on SFF that isn't following an identification request — random Apr 15 at 16:20
13:47
Community approves suggested edits if the first user edits the edit?
@3ventic I believe so, yes
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Q: What are the different artifacts I can collect in Temple Run 2

quest49I have noticed that with the latest update of temple run 2, there is a new challenge called artifacts that has appeared. They seem to appear in chests. You acquire them just like other bonus items and they seem to come in random order and time. I have also noticed that you can acquire more than o...

@Unionhawk With what is he trying to rob this guy? A scissor?
@5pike Iunno, but chair>that dude.
13:59
@Unionhawk The force of the hit ripped the robbers beanie and glasses off his head.
I know! Like BAM "Ow... Hey, gimme my hat back"

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