The Bridge

FEichinger

00:00

@kalina We had this conversation before.

kalina

@Wipqozn he probably punches babies too

Wipqozn

@kalina I wouldn't be surprised.

FEichinger

@kalina No, that's just @spugsley.

Sterno

Want to flag to see if you'd get banned for the same thing @GnomeSlice would.

kalina

@FEichinger I don't know, it takes a certain amount of evil to not like cake or popcorn

FEichinger

00:00

@Sterno We already established "Yes" ... yesterday, I believe.

kalina

@Sterno flag what?

oh right, yes we should

he's been threatening to nap for an hour now

also, I got banned for posting a picture of a huge cock

RedRiderX

@kalina That would do it.

kalina

so any flags from the bridge are going to get validated by me regardless of their validity

Sterno

You seemed to be trying

Wipqozn

@Sterno I got suspended for calling myself a jerk the other day, just like @OrigamiRobot did when he was pretending to be @Gnomeslice.

FEichinger

00:01

Flags in the Bridge are weird and inconsistent. Except when they're consistent and still weird.

RedRiderX

Whether or not it was an animal.

kalina

@RedRiderX You have no idea, it was a picture of a photoshopped rooster

@RedRiderX whether

Sterno

I should go play Arkham City Origins instead of talking to you nerds and being sad when you delete your messages

kalina

people should get flagged for using the wrong they're/their/there or your/you're or weather/whether

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Sterno

But that's all the way upstairs

badp

00:03

Definately

kalina

and xD should be a summary ban

no flags required

Sterno

Yah, what total loosers.

kalina

"You were banned for being an idiot." with a link to their xD post

Sterno

The worst part of people saying "loosers" is that you actually have to override autocorrect to make it happen.

badp

xD today, Xb tomorrow, what's next?

Wipqozn

00:04

@badp :D

RedRiderX

@kalina Of coarse, their not demonstrating a good grasp of English otherwise.

kalina

@RedRiderX ARRRRRRRRRRTGHHHHHHHAO:Sdhnuiopasbcvuoib iou12hh7ru9 h201q

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RedRiderX

@kalina MISSION ACCOMPLISH.

Wipqozn

@kalina they're, they're, its okay.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn *its

badp

00:05

@red you're defiantly using English correctly. Congraturation!

kalina

@Wipqozn + fire = mmm turtle soup

Wipqozn

@FEichinger I thought about that, but I was already typing out okay and I was too lazy to go back.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn FIX IT. I want to see her burst into flames.

user20683

@kalina Moreover, its totally okay. Whoever says things like that probably should be roasted anyways.

Wipqozn

FINE

FEichinger

00:06

Even at the cost of my own, bleeding, eyes.

kalina

too late, already happened

user20683

deploys fire shield

kalina

the fire is already spreading

Ktash

@kalina Weather or not there using the correct form, is it really something you want to waste you're flags on? :P

FEichinger

@kalina ♥

user20683

00:06

activates Mod Mode

user20683

douses flames

badp

"grrr kalina ROAST"?

kalina

"Kalina attacks - @WorldEngineer's fire shield and moderator diamond melts"

user20683

@kalina Neutronium diamond, besto of luck

kalina

NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP ME.

Wipqozn

00:07

@Ktash This is the meanest thing I've ever seen you do. Then again I always assumed you spend your free time reading to sick children at the hospital.

user20683

teleports @kalina outside reality

RedRiderX

I'm kind of surprised at how many people have the Outspoken badge, and at how few have the Civic Duty badge.

kalina

wait, is that like the real world?

I don't like the real world

It's full of awkward situations

badp

It's got people in it

kalina

like me moving in with my ex boyfriend without his girlfriend knowing until after I've moved in

Ktash

00:08

@Wipqozn I mean, I do live 2 blocks from the children's hospital, and my roommate is trying to cure pediatric cancer so...

Wipqozn

@Ktash So by extension you're trying to cure cancer. you're a hero.

Sterno

@kalina oops. He screwed that up.

kalina

@Sterno the fire is going to be immense

Ktash

@Wipqozn Clearly. That's the only logical conclusion.

FEichinger

@kalina That's awkward, yeh.

badp

00:09

It's okay, we did tank his marathon plans, we've got his awesome under control.

kalina

I'm not looking forward to it at all

Sterno

@kalina That would strain even most relationships, yeah

kalina

while... secretly looking forward to it

Wipqozn

@badp Oh, you did? I was wondering what happened to that.

kalina

because I feed off drama

FEichinger

00:10

@kalina Well, in some twisted way you're actually innocent in all of that.

Sterno

@kalina no. Drama vampire is my thing.

user20683

I hereby ban drama from the Bridge.

badp

@wip me? I was the last person who tried to force the borderlands team into some kind of action

kalina

from what I've heard she's a bit of a bitch and he's going to be better off without her but I would go completely nuclear if it happened to me

user20683

granted that's like stopping the horror that is to come from Fukushima but still

Sterno

00:11

@WorldEngineer no power in the 'verse can stop us

Wipqozn

@badp I was using "you" to refer to whoever the "we" was.

Sterno

Alternately: you can't stop the signal

user20683

@Sterno Remember what I said about having a direct line to Lovecraftian Nightmares?

kalina

@Sterno use this, River's line is mine

get your filthy hands off it

badp

@wip that's clearly not true, you also helped with the tanking

Sterno

00:11

@WorldEngineer no. Also: disbelief

Ktash

@badp Yeah, people didn't seem very motivated. Also, things got more than a little crazy, so I didn't have a lot of time to chase things down :/

Sterno

@kalina you started the thieving. This was payback!

Wipqozn

@badp Oh, okay. I'm such a jerk.

Raven Dreamer

@Kalina You have something against the Mass Effect questions?

kalina

@RavenDreamer what?

me having an issue with Mass Effect questions? Did you finally lose your mind?

badp

00:13

@ktash :-\

Raven Dreamer

@kalina The front page has about a dozen mass effect questions, all edited by you over the last hour.

kalina

@RavenDreamer oh right, well they had ugly titles, I fixed that

It's what I do

Raven Dreamer

8 is about a dozen, for the record.

You can trust me, I'm an engineer.

kalina

I also upvoted them, and as such the askers should be grateful I blessed their posts with my attention

Ktash

@badp Yeah. Maybe someday we can do it, but I think we need a bit more centralized organization for it

Having teams didn't work as well as I'd hoped lol

kalina

00:14

also

I wanted my archaeologist badge back

which I've got

Raven Dreamer

Hey, Bridge. Instant poll for you guys -- What's worse: Losing, or Not-Winning ?

kalina

Losing

Wipqozn

@RavenDreamer Both.

badp

It is funny that we lost steam just as we moved off "mailing lists" made by just emailing a bunch of people at the same time

Ktash

@RavenDreamer Second place.

user20683

00:15

@RavenDreamer They are both present participles, it's not over yet.

badp

@rav bottom half, winning team

Sterno

I want the "you are an awesome dude" badge. @fredley will have to name his next game that.

Raven Dreamer

I hate everyone of you except for Kalina.

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kalina

@RavenDreamer <3

Ktash

@badp Yeah. I think that trello was great for it, but we didn't have the same amount of steam. Probably should have started with that method

know for next time though

badp

00:16

@rav fascinating. You're finally letting some murder out

Raven Dreamer

Should I start addressing you as @bad?

:P

badp

Never bottle up your murder

kalina

@RavenDreamer @ba, obviously

Sterno

Stop saying "steam" unless you mean the game delivery platform. I am old and easily confused.

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Ronan Forman

@RavenDreamer Hate is the highest form of flattery.

RedRiderX

00:17

@Sterno Don't bust a valve over it or anything.

kalina

or is it a three char minimum on pings?

THIS IS IMPORTANT, I MUST KNOW

FEichinger

@kalina It is.

Wipqozn

@ka Yes.

kalina

TIL

badp

@rav three letters are the min to ping and mobile chat means having to type manually so feel free if you also subject yourself to this very same cruel fate of mobile chatnessity.

Raven Dreamer

00:17

@RonanForman You didn't not answer the question, so I don't hate you. :)

@badp Duly noted.

kalina

mobile chat is a pretty decent excuse for any behaviour

I wonder if GnomeSlice would get banned less if he repeatedly told us he was on mobile chat

badp

Also I used to know a dude nicknamed Raveen, or Rav for short, and he was pretty cool

so there's that too

kalina

@badp just add "@RavenDreamer" to your phone dictionary

badp

He's a Brit, too, so he totally wouldn't turn down some monocle action

kalina

@RavenDreamer "DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT I LINKED KITTENS NOT PORN"

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Raven Dreamer

00:19

Truefact: I have my "friends" in pokemon give me the nickname Raven.

Sterno

Mobile chat is terrible. It's like there's a room owner you does nothing but clear stars all day.

Raven Dreamer

@kalina I like yours better.

Okay. Time to watch the Breaking Bad Season 2 finale. Cheers.

kalina

season two?

Everybody dies

also: explosions, gunfire, and meth

Sterno

@RavenDreamer Arya goes blind.

RedRiderX

Hasn't everyone already seen Breaking @Bad?

badp

00:21

Aerith dies

kalina

Walter White is replaced with a cyborg

badp

@red I haven't

kalina

@badp really?

badp

Not planning to, either.

RedRiderX

@badp Well, neither have I...

Sterno

00:22

Is it because you hate America?

RedRiderX

@badp Same.

kalina

well I do think the second half of season 5 was seriously overhyped

there was probably only one or two good episodes out of the lot

wasn't worth waiting a year for

that said, the ending was pretty good

Sterno

That reminds me, I get to watch new zombie headshots tonight.

badp

@ste overruled: kalina hates Murica and she's seen it all

Ktash

@Sterno Zombie?

Sterno

00:23

She wouldn't have enough shows to watch if we imploded.

kalina

I need help though

my number #1 game of 2013 is currently Tomb Raider

and I don't want to finish the year with that still being the case

RedRiderX

@kalina Brothers?

badp

@kal have you tried Papers Please?

Sterno

@kalina hrm.

kalina

...?

@badp no that actually looks like it would add to my boredom

badp

00:24

Papers Please is pretty much Mod Abuse: The Game. It's surprisingly non-boring

RedRiderX

Oh wait I think it's still just 360.

Sterno

I'd put Bioshock Infinite slightly ahead of it but honestly I'm having trouble thinking of anything real great from this year.

kalina

I still haven't played Bioshock Infinite

RedRiderX

Wait.

kalina

Payday 2 is fun but Tomb Raider was quite surprisingly good

RedRiderX

00:25

Brothers is out on steam right?

badp

People come in to your booth and then you ruin their lives by being technically correct. It's great!

kalina

@badp unless there are actual tears and I feel emotionally attached, this doesn't sound like it will keep me unbored for any period of time at all

RedRiderX

Anyway, Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons seems pretty nice.

It made TotalBiscuit cry.

So that's something, I guess.

kalina

Watchdogs has been delayed until next year

that was going to end up being my game of the year unless it completely sucked

FEichinger

ETS2, duh.

badp

00:27

@kal I haven't gotten to all of the ends, regrettably.

kalina

Elite is still going to be alpha by the end of the year so that's going to be pretty unpolished

Sterno

@kalina you counting PC only?

kalina

@FEichinger no.

Sterno

Brothers looked super boring to me

kalina

@Sterno yes

I only play games on PC

Ktash

00:28

And here is a review of both brothers and papers please... interesting

kalina

except burnout

FEichinger

@kalina Heh.

kalina

oh, zero punctuation review, this will be exactly like playing both games but only take me 5 minutes

FEichinger

@Ktash No. Nonono. Not a review. No.

RedRiderX

@Ktash It's a conspiracy!

Sterno

00:29

It's decided. Imma go play Batman.

badp

Dammit. I wanted to watch that episode again but I'm on a tablet

kalina

has it been uploaded to youtube yet?

GnomeSlice

The Girl and the Robot alpha is now available

user43095

I haven't played FTB for a while, which pack should I pick?

Unionhawk

@JeffreyLin I haven't either, for good reason. The packs have been pushing back updates, and also saying goodbye to playing nice.

user43095

00:35

@Unionhawk Playing nice?

Unionhawk

@JeffreyLin Something about Gregtech causing crashes because he decided to edit vanilla recipes, honestly, I'm just done with the whole modded minecraft thing for a long time.

Which is sad, because a mod I had been waiting on and looking forward to was updated.

Sterno

@kalina You should play Metro: Last Light and then tell me if it's good

kalina

I didn't enjoy the last metro game I play

I also didn't finish it

games that I don't finish are not good games

DID YOU HEAR THAT REMEMBER ME?

user43095

@Unionhawk Are you still playing Vanilla then?

Feeds

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user20683

00:40

@FEichinger Linux Mint, thoughts?

Feeds

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Sterno

It's sad to me that I have quite a few games where I've spent longer having Steam install DirectX for them than I did playing them.

Feeds

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Unionhawk

@JeffreyLin I haven't been keeping up, but Direwolf's pack is up to 1.5.2, and that's usually a good option if you want something because he hand-picks his pack. Unleashed is w/o gregtech, Unhinged is w/ gregtech, haven't messed with any of them lately

kalina

@StackExchange IN AD 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING

RedRiderX

00:41

Oh the humanity!

LessPop_MoreFizz

MODS DO NOT NEED TO OWN ROOMS.

NO MODS NO MASTERS.

user43095

Since when was spugsley a mod?

Fluttershy

spugsley's a mod?

LessPop_MoreFizz

(Also, I wanted owners to fit on one neat row on the access control page. Sorry, Spugs.)

kalina

Now we have 4 room owners who're completely AFK during a large portion of the day, though

user43095

00:42

@Fluttershy jinx!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina mods don't need ownership to do all of the things that need done.

user20683

I don't need to own anything. I just do things.

kalina

yeah but you should re-add Wipqozn just because he's the most active out of those you removed

even though he still doesn't cover half of the day

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Hmmmmm... point.

Feeds

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Fluttershy

00:44

:(

LessPop_MoreFizz

Gotta keep it to one row still though!

kalina

poor Fluttershy :(

user43095

@LessPop_MoreFizz Add me!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Turtles > ponies.

Fluttershy

I blame @kalina for this.

@LessPop_MoreFizz He was a pony once, too. And only became a turtle because of ponies.

kalina

00:44

@Fluttershy totally not my fault

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy This is a correct thought.

kalina

@Fluttershy but tbh, you use mobile chat so you can't even use the room owner abilities!

so... blame Stack Exchange

Fluttershy

@kalina I only use mobile chat when I'm working 70+ hours a week.

kalina

@Fluttershy which is like, every week!

Also! I didn't remove you! AND I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE SINGLE COLUMN OCD

Fluttershy

@kalina You removed me when you said to re-add @Wipqozn. Therefore, your fault.

kalina

00:46

@Fluttershy I'm not a room owner, I removed nobody

Fluttershy

30 secs ago, by Fluttershy

@kalina You removed me when you said to re-add @Wipqozn. Therefore, your fault.

We is no longer friends.

Unionhawk

@Fluttershy It's obviously @Wipqozn's fault. Case closed.

kalina

26 secs ago, by kalina

@Fluttershy I'm not a room owner, I removed nobody

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Row. Not column. Let's be clear here.

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz you should make it two rows then, to satisfy your ocd

Fluttershy

00:47

@LessPop_MoreFizz I had hoped my beer-loving was reason enough to keep me as an owner. :( Now who am I going to discuss beers with?

kalina

@Fluttershy FINE! I know how to use the ignore function! *cries*

Fluttershy

@kalina It always trips me up when things like that aren't italicized...

Sterno

StackExchange is foiling my attempts to create a sockpuppet. This is a dark day.

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Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

@Fluttershy It's obviously @Wipqozn's fault. Case closed.

kalina

@Fluttershy Well sorry! *sigh*

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:49

@Fluttershy Point...

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kalina

poor Wipqozn

Sterno

Just remove @StrixVaria. He works at Google now and will control the entire internet anyway

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz :D

Unionhawk

@kalina He'll get over it.

It's his fault, after all.

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:50

@Fluttershy I've always said, never trust a teetotaler

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk No I won't. I'll cry tears of sorrow every night.

kalina

now I need to refresh so all of these fake room owners are no longer in italics

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn GOOD

kalina

@Wipqozn mmm tears

GnomeSlice

Cougar sleeping in a tree

Hah

Unionhawk

00:51

@GnomeSlice ...

Fluttershy

waits for it

kalina

and then the flags came

GnomeSlice

What, why?

Unionhawk

...

Sterno

@GnomeSlice One day you will learn.

Today is not that day.

@GnomeSlice For starters, NAKED WOMAN

GnomeSlice

00:51

@Sterno covered

Ronan Forman

@GnomeSlice That's not how it works.

Sterno

Dude, you never get to bitch about ponies again.

And I'm totally down with pony bitching.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Here's a metric: Is the woman you're about to post wearing clothes? If no, don't post it. If yes, you probably shouldn't post it anyway.

GnomeSlice

@RonanForman Pretty sure it is

Ronan Forman

@GnomeSlice How much are you willing to bet, keep in mind your past judgements when deciding.

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:52

@Fluttershy Also, if your answer is technically, you should probably just consider the answer to be 'no'.

kalina

oh GnomeSlice, I've never come across anybody quite as naive on this subject as you

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice May wanna throw a NSFW label on it before you can't edit it anymore.

Sterno

This just makes me want to post near-nude Sean Connery images.

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy Too late. It's not really nsfw anyway

Sterno

@GnomeSlice That is 100% NSFW

Ronan Forman

00:53

@GnomeSlice I say again, how much are you willing to bet.

kalina

@GnomeSlice since you don't work, how do you know?

GnomeSlice

@kalina My dad is here and he isn't shouting at me

LessPop_MoreFizz

Sterno

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's the one!

kalina

@GnomeSlice this is not a good way to determine...

Sterno

00:54

Now let's all talk about the double standard!

kalina

oh nevermind

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's okay but mine wasn't?

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Is your dad working an office job, where people can look over his shoulder? Is he viewing said image on a company network?

kalina

@GnomeSlice I want to flag that too

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Given that that image is used in a stack exchange error message, that would be a bad flag.

kalina

00:55

but I can't not flag yours and then flag his

@LessPop_MoreFizz don't challenge me to flag it!

Sterno

The difference is, Sean Connery is sexy.

Look at that braid.

Go on. Really look at it.

kalina

he didn't braid his own hair, it doesn't count

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz If I had the ability to get my hands on some Southern Tier Warlock, would you recommend this?

kalina

@GnomeSlice I got banned for linking a picture of a rooster the other day

GnomeSlice

@kalina wat

Sterno

00:57

Now we just need that Burt Reynolds one to make @GnomeSlice's head explode.

kalina

@GnomeSlice exactly!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina stackapps.com/hdhdh

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz NO

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy I've not had it, but pumpkin stouts are delicious and southern tier makes tasty things

> The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth ... and kill!

Thank you wikipedia

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz In that case, I'll try and get some and let you know how it is!

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