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12:04 AM
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Q: What do the two bells of awakening in Dark Souls have to do with the story-line?

awsomeguy419I know that the person sitting on the stone in the Firelink Shrine said I had to ring them but does anyone know exactly why?

 
user20683
@JeffreyLin Because he's short and stout
 
user58869
12:18 AM
@WorldEngineer Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
 
user58869
 
user20683
@axrwkr Boring
 
user58869
@WorldEngineer well, the last bit of the film is not, it's really what the whole thing is about, in my interpretation
 
user20683
@axrwkr Book's orders of magnitude better
 
user58869
@WorldEngineer there's a book?
 
user20683
12:20 AM
@axrwkr yep
 
user58869
goodness me
 
user58869
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a 1964 children's book by British author Roald Dahl. The story features the adventures of young Charlie Bucket inside the chocolate factory of eccentric chocolatier Willy Wonka. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was first published in the United States by Alfred A. Knopf, Inc. in 1964 and in the United Kingdom by George Allen & Unwin in 1967. The book was adapted into two major motion pictures: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory in 1971, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 2005. The book's sequel, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, was writ...
 
user58869
i should have known that
 
user15026
I liked the sequel.
 
user15026
Although there are way more Dahl books I like way better
 
FAE
12:22 AM
<3 BFG and The Witches
Also Dahl's adult stories were messed up, I love them.
 
user15026
@FAE A lot of his kids stuff was also messed up
 
user15026
Which made it awesome too
 
user15026
Also his first autobiography, "Boy", is one of my favourite books ever
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn Yeah, I loved his work, still do.
 
user20683
I read Mathilda so many times I could quote whole chapters from memory
 
user58869
12:27 AM
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer I loved that book, AND the movie.
 
user15026
(One of the few times I will ever say that)
 
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Q: Where do I get an helicopter for Lester's mission

Luc MOn mission where Lester ask you to get documents on the top of a building, you need a helicopter. My partner and I went in the airport, top of the hospital, airport in the middle off the map, south beach and we didn't see any chopper. My partner called an helicopter from his contact list but we...

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Q: Starting in the "Undead Parish" there is an armored boar. Is there a better way to defeat him than head on?

awsomeguy419He looks really tough and not to mention that there are a few hollow soldiers there as well. The hollow soldiers are easy but they might get in the way if I was to fight the boar head on. Is there an easy way to defeat him?

 
I'm still bored
 
@kalina GOOD
 
12:36 AM
...
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz ...
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz This unnerves me
 
If it makes you happy, I'm bored too. So there's that.
 
my boredom is infectious
 
12:44 AM
indeed
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh Riker you knave you.
 
if you take no action to resolve it, it will spread like wildfire throughout the bridge, and then the rest of stack exchange
 
the hell do you want me to do?
Wait, when did this become my problem/fault? Can we go back to it being @FEichinger's fault/problem?
 
user58869
 
@axrwkr I am going to call you GnomeSlice2
 
12:49 AM
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Q: Is there a replacement for the Drake Sword farther on in the game

awsomeguy419I was wondering if there was one because I have been planning to get it but I was wondering if a replacement comes along a lot farther in the game.

^^ Not about video editing any more
Can newbs not delete their own posts? :D
 
@James Everyone can self-delete
 
@kalina Wasn't that my name for you a while ago? :)
 
Unless I'm insane.
Which is possible.
 
@James nope, not by I
@James I think the way that question was handled it should be nuked from orbit
 
@kalina Yeah I left a comment to the guy saying there should be a delete option
(Since he did ask that an no one answered :D)
 
12:55 AM
I love this so much
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice i love that too
 
@axrwkr It's so good.
I'm waiting for a bandcamp or something release before I grab it because Beatport only gives you like two chances to download stuff and you can't throttle it
 
It's only... 9:00? And I'm already tired. ;asdflkg
 
@Unionhawk Weird, I feel exactly the same way.
I was like whoa it's only 9
 
1:06 AM
how is it only 9?
Oh, right. Towards the end of DST is how. Right.
 
Oh.
Time changed right?
 
No, not yet.
Not here, anyway
 
Does anybody still have my Audiosurf recommendation on their Steam timeline or whatever? I just deleted it by accident.
I want to repost it but I don't feel like writing a new one
 
got a good feeling about this fight
 
@BenBrocka lmao what the hell is that little beaver thing
 
1:13 AM
You're in big trouble
 
user20683
@GnomeSlice A Bidoof
 
watch out for his tackle move
 
Take that @Wipqozn Spain
 
user43095
Body is limited to 30000 characters, you entered 23853826.
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin How?
 
user43095
1:17 AM
@WorldEngineer I posted a super long ~100 000 000 line log on Superuser
 
user58869
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin Learn ye some regex
 
@axrwkr Ummm... no. Why.
 
user58869
@LessPop_MoreFizz i really dont know what i was thinking. sorry, it wont happen again
 
1:20 AM
@OrigamiRobot You sure showed me.
 
user43095
@WorldEngineer sum wut?
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin Regular Expressions
 
user20683
typically used to process large amounts of text to find what you want
 
user43095
Could I create a script that deletes every line that does not have the word failed in it?
 
user43095
1:24 AM
Oh yeah, I already did that manually...
 
user43095
Took me thirty minutes.
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin yep
 
user20683
you could totally do that
 
user20683
I recommend either Regex the Hard Way by Zed Shaw or the O'Reilly books on the subject.
 
user43095
sounds painful
 
user58869
1:28 AM
@WorldEngineer you read that?
 
user20683
@axrwkr I took a course in Automata, much more irritating.
 
user43095
@world Can I use this to create the next Candy Box?
 
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Q: I bought an xbox-360 and I know that there are different capacity's for storage but mine has like 200 gigabytes. Is this a glitch?

awsomeguy419Is this a glitch or something? I was wondering because I don't want to run out without knowing and then have to delete save files.

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Q: Minecraft Xbox - Weird "Connection to Server Lost" Error

Link of OriginSo me and a couple friends just ran into a super weird error. All three of us were connected to, let's say, Person A's Minecraft world/server (on Xbox 360). We were chugging along without any problems when suddenly A's internet went down, so obviously me and, again let's say, Person B were kicked...

 
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Q: WON'T let me change permissions

ILOVESCPCONTAIMENTBREACHWhen i was trying to open SCP containment breach the options only say OPEN, EXTRACT, RENAME,DELETE, ETC. but does not say permissions what do i do. Usually it has permissions shown at the bottom but it is not listed.

 
user20683
1:30 AM
@JeffreyLin Automata? Not really. Automata is the study of abstract computers. It's very math and proof heavy
 
@GamingTopicsFromOutside Man what's @Wont up to this time
 
user58869
@WorldEngineer i was just scanning it quickly and i noticed this " In an attempt to simplify mathematics these types of questions actually end up obfuscating the real symbolic language behind them." i really identify with that and i wish i had those words to throw at my teachers when i was at school
 
user43095
@WorldEngineer No, the regix thing
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin what do you mean create the next candy box? That's Javascript and ASCII art.
 
user43095
1:32 AM
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment We need a Reddit.SE
 
user43095
@WorldEngineer Really? To the books!
 
But 27 of them own it. ಠ_ಠ
 
user20683
Javascript like most programming languages in general use has regex modules.
 
user43095
@WorldEngineer Does everything involving codez include regex>
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin not even close. It's for text processing. You don't see much regex in 3d rendering engines for instance.
 
user20683
1:33 AM
It's a very powerful tool if you do lots of text processing
 
user20683
Bioinformatics (Computational Genetics sorta) uses them a fair bit
 
user20683
Regular Expressions are a subset of a much, much larger field called Parsing.
 
user43095
So basically if I want to create an Operating System, but not if I want to animate.
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin If you want to examine server logs
 
user20683
1:36 AM
or scrap a website
 
user20683
bear in mind that some of these would require HTML or XML parsers not Regex
 
user20683
Regex is powerful for regular text but not for markup languages
 
user43095
Ok, got it. I'll look into it anyway just for fun.
 
user43095
________________________________________________________________________________________________ ~
              WW                 WW                                                             \
|   WW       /..\  WW           /..\ teapot : 806077/1000000                     WW        WW  | |
   /..\  WW  \  / /..\  WW      \  /       WW                     WW        WW  /..\  WW  /..\   | ~
   \  / /..\///\\\\  / /..\  WW///\\\ WW  /..\     WW        WW  /..\  WW  /..\ \  / /..\ \  /   |
  ///\\\\  /     ///\\\\  / /..\     /..\ \  /    /..\  WW  /..\ \  / /..\ \  ////\\\\  ////\\\  |
 
user43095
It's only been three hours.
 
user43095
1:38 AM
I need to stop smacking this teapot and get on with my life.
 
user20683
@JeffreyLin It's a tool like anything else. Just one more weapon to have in your arsenal
 
@JeffreyLin Three hours? o.0 Only took me about 15 minutes
 
oooo New Zircon!
 
user43095
@SaintWacko Teach me your ways...
 
user20683
@GnomeSlice That's from last year
 
1:42 AM
@WorldEngineer wtf he just posted it
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice nice
 
I can't get it to load so I wasn't sure
 
user20683
@GnomeSlice Identity Sequence was released last year
 
You're right, it's from Identity Sequence
 
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Q: How many insured vehicles can I have in GTA Online?

Diego AndresI just got a nice 2nd car but I'm not sure what happens if I insure that car along with my other one, do both of them get stay insured or do I lose my previous car insurance? Thanks, :)

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Q: what are other games like Candy box 2?

TheGuyUWannaMeetI was wonder any other games that are like Candy box 1 and 2. I have already tried A dark room, and Gold and Gems, and also cookie clicker. Does anyone know any other good games like these?

 
user20683
1:43 AM
@GnomeSlice I think he did release something recent but I don't remember
 
My bad
 
user20683
checks his bandcamp
 
@WorldEngineer Across the Ocean
 
user20683
@GnomeSlice It happens. Remember, I'm a pedant.
 
And a free remix album
 
1:43 AM
@Lazers Sigh...
@GnomeSlice That Golden Miner looks like fun
 
@SaintWacko What are you talking about, that guy has only one rep.
Oh, I misread 'once' as 'since'
@SaintWacko So much loot ;_;
 
@GnomeSlice Ah
@GnomeSlice I like loot
 
user43095
Good night guys, I'm going to stop hitting the teapot.
 
user43095
@SaintWacko What did you whack the teapot with?
 
user58869
@JeffreyLin hit the hay
 
1:49 AM
@JeffreyLin The scythe
 
user43095
@SaintWacko The what?
 
user58869
@SaintWacko who is she? she's in doctor who isn't she?
 
@axrwkr Yeah
 
user58869
@SaintWacko i know her face from somewhere
 
user20683
1:51 AM
@axrwkr ER probably
 
user43095
@SaintWacko I will try that tomorrow.
 
"Spoilers" is kinda her catchphrase
 
user43095
Good night guys.
 
G'night
 
user20683
that or Doctor Who
 
1:52 AM
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Q: Where can I buy PVZ plush toys

Hu XiaoqiThere’s no doubt that most of us have heard about the game Plants VS Zombies launched by PopCap in 2009. And some of us also played the game. But do you know the shortcut to win the game? All you need is just one of these plants, the garlic. What you have to do is just plant the garlics at the ri...

spam?
 
@axrwkr You should also check out Mir by Ott. Really great album.
 
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Q: Where can I buy PVZ plush toys

Hu XiaoqiThere’s no doubt that most of us have heard about the game Plants VS Zombies launched by PopCap in 2009. And some of us also played the game. But do you know the shortcut to win the game? All you need is just one of these plants, the garlic. What you have to do is just plant the garlics at the ri...

 
user58869
@Unionhawk i reckon, i was quite disappointed really
 
user58869
@GnomeSlice thank you
 
Do we really need a tag?
@Unionhawk Gone
 
1:56 AM
explosions
As for that tag... meh.
I don't have an opinion.
 
@FAE Wow, City of Titans isn't shy about the Kickstarter updates.
 
FAE
@fbueckert Oh good, it's working.
They do at least one daily right now, which will probably continue until it ends I imagine. Not sure what the update schedule will be like after that.
 
The plot to spam @fbueckert's inbox is only just beginning!
 
I still need to grab this one too.
Fuggin music man.
 
FAE
If it ever becomes too annoying, let me know and I'll cancel the forwarding.
 
1:59 AM
@FAE 'tis, indeed.
@FAE Not annoying, but definitely not used to it. My projects tend to be much quieter.
 
@fbueckert Thank you for reminding me to back it!
 
@Fluttershy You're welcome!
 
2:16 AM
@Wipqozn You might enjoy Secession
 
2:41 AM
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Q: Cleanup 2013: It's time for burnination!

kalinaA continuation of The Great Arqade Cleanup of 2012. Call this the 2013 edition if you wish. We've still got some horrible tags. I require upvotes as authorisation of removing them. This post is primarily focussed on tags to delete - rather than tags to fix. A lot of our tags are still in pretty...

post it up, let people vote on it
 
3:02 AM
Dear people who come up with challenge questions: please do not force me to use a "favorite" question, as that "favorite" response is liable to change. kthx.
also, don't make me enter 6 of them or else I'll be locked out of everything across the network. thanks.
 
favourite*
 
YOU ARE RUINING MY COMPLAINING
 
I am giving you something to actually complain about
also that rainbow dash picture is awesome
 
I like complaining about nothing better
 
3:07 AM
@fbueckert TARGET ACQUIRED
 
user15026
@fbueckert User needs a name change or something as well.
 
@AshleyNunn I say just good, old-fashioned burning.
 
user15026
@fbueckert That works too :)
 
@AshleyNunn You got your blue back!
 
I have a feeling he won't be sticking around
 
3:08 AM
@AshleyNunn Also, grats on blue!
 
For one reason or another
 
Are you going to slap around mod abuse your crazy user?
 
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Q: How to send photos of dead animals to Cletus

JumpingJezzaAfter I completed the Strangers & Freaks mission "Fair Game" with Cletus, he said I could kill animals, send a photo of them to him and he would pay me. I've run over a few Coyotes and deer since then and taken photos with my snapmatic, but all it does is add the photo to my online gallery. How d...

 
checks asker Oh crap, quick, get that last offensive flag, before he sees it and posts the onebox here as "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Because that's totally never happened before >.>
 
user15026
@fbueckert Thanks :D
 
user15026
3:11 AM
@Ktash I sure did, the crazy lot let me in again ;)
 
@kalina Shouldn't you be sleeping?
 
@OrigamiRobot ...no
it's not like I need to wake up early
 
@OrigamiRobot Lol at suggesting sleep
 
Dear Bridge, Buy Europa Universalis IV. It's so fun, I forgot to take my pants off when I got home.
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user15026
@OrigamiRobot Oh then it must be amazinbg
 
3:16 AM
@AshleyNunn He even forgot to remove his shoes!
 
That sounds like the opposite of what I need right now.
speaking of things I need, I should probably be doing stuff... sadlghfasf
 
nooo not more games
 
Oh snap. One more year and I can integrate sweden into Denmark!
 
thank god it costs more than £10
 
THEN I'LL BE SUPER DENMARK
 
3:19 AM
obviously the solution is to pirate it and then buy it once I'm employed again
 
And besides, I have that disease where you have a whole ton of steam games you've never played because "I'll play it eventually"
 
same
I have so many games in that list
why do I need more games?
WHY?!
WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO
 
I KNOW AAA
 
Oh, nvm I don't need to wait another year
I can being integrating them now
 
... Naruto is on my steam. Why is that a thing?
 
3:21 AM
@Ktash The better questions are: why do you have it, and why are you just now noticing it?
 
user15026
@Unionhawk Yes, these are questions I have.
 
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Q: how to buy ffxiv gil to avoid your account be banned?

safegoldentrHave you noticed the news that over 6100 players account got banned for cheating in Final Fantasy XIV? It’s really a pity for some of them may have waste a lot of money and time in their character but get banned in one second. So it’s really important in paying attention to your account safety wh...

 
Oh man .
 
@Unionhawk I do not have it. It was the first thing that loaded on the store page. I would not do such a thing
 
@Lazers Spam
 
3:22 AM
1508 is the year Super Denmark will be born!
 
Burn.
 
@Wipqozn I agree. Puncuation, man... crazy
 
@Ktash Ah. You said "my steam", so I assumed that meant "my library"
 
user15026
@Lazers Spam and eggs spam and spam and spam and spam
 
also I'm going to annex one of my vassals now too
 
3:23 AM
@Lazers TARGET ACQUIRED
 
user15026
@Ktash I was like "I thought he had taste what is wrong with him" ;)
 
yaaaaaay, Denmark is growing stronger every day
 
@Unionhawk Nope. Just my steam interface. That was shock enough
 
What's with the rash of spam lately?
 
@AshleyNunn Well, I know what's wrong with me. Lots. But there is oh so much right too. I'd love to show you sometime
BAM! Turned around!
 
user15026
3:24 AM
@fbueckert I dunno, they think we are amazing and special? :P
 
@fbueckert who knows. TARGET ELIMINATED
 
user15026
@Ktash Oh my.....
 
Damn it munster, stop insulting me.
 
@Wipqozn I'll insult you instead, if you'd like.
 
@Unionhawk That doesn't really solve my problem.
 
3:25 AM
@Wipqozn I don't see your point.
 
Also, this "fantasy football" game is really easy. The AI keeps making poor decisions, and you don't even have to grind to level like mad.
Hope everyone was ok with a fake edit to remove the bad username off the front page...
 
ugh, my current leader is terrible. He only gives me 1 diplo a month.
 
@Ktash I was about to say...
 
@Ktash I don't mind.
And in the end that's all that matters.
 
3:30 AM
If I had half a mind, I'd revert it. But I know better than that.
 
@Wipqozn All my leaders have been so terrible
I've gone into regency twice
 
user15026
@Ktash I feel like I should understand this but I don't
 
You guys have fun, I'll be over here with @kalina in the "too many games, too little money" club
 
@AshleyNunn You should...
 
HELLO
 
3:31 AM
@AshleyNunn yes, you should
 
WELCOME TO THE CORNER OF TOO MANY GAMES, TOO LITTLE MONEY
 
@Ktash I know who would enjoy this but he's not pingable.
 
user15026
Oh great, I was totally afraid of that being the case
 
user15026
sighs
 
@Wipqozn we need a blue for a superping >.>
 
3:31 AM
@OrigamiRobot I love when rebels raise up right next to my army. It's so easy to take care of them.
 
@AshleyNunn If it makes you feel any better, I don't understand either.
 
user20683
@Ktash You rang?
 
user15026
@Unionhawk yay we can not understand together
 
@WorldEngineer I don't know. @Wipqozn wanted to ping someone
 
@AshleyNunn I WATCHED IT WITH YOU!
 
3:32 AM
@AshleyNunn read the url, and you probably will get it
 
user20683
@Wipqozn What would you have me do? Duke of the Turtlelands.
 
@WorldEngineer One moment, I'm sure once I say who I think will enjoy it then it will be a dead give away.
I'd rather watch @AshleyNunn struggle for a bit longer.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Dude, I am eating double stuf fudgeeos and watching my cat chase a flying bug, I am not actually struggling :P
 
@AshleyNunn Bah
@WorldEngineer I'm sure @JasonBerkan would enjoy the reference.
 
user15026
that doesn't help me much :P
 
3:35 AM
 
user15026
shrugs
 
@OrigamiRobot nicely done sir. nicely done.
@AshleyNunn Do you know who jason is?
 
I'm assuming this is an FMA reference.
 
@fbueckert Correct.
jason has Ed as his gravatar and all that jazz.
Hence why I figured it would give it away.
@AshleyNunn is just too busy eating delicious fudge to care about FMA it seems!
 
3:37 AM
@Wipqozn To be fair, so would I.
 
user15026
a) I suck at a lot of reference stuff
 
@Wipqozn I think that's a valid excuse
 
user15026
b) I don't retain stuff
 
user15026
c) eh I suck
 
@AshleyNunn False!
 
3:37 AM
@AshleyNunn I, too, disagree with number 3.
err... c.
Number c.
ALso, I really need to watch Brotherhood.
 
user15026
Sorry, my lack of ability to remember stuff and retain it makes things like what happened now kinda really upsetting
 
user15026
so I tend to take a self-depricating tack
 
user15026
I dunno why
 
@AshleyNunn Aww, no worries. You're awesome.
 
user15026
Yeah, my memory just sucks a lot
 
user15026
3:39 AM
and that is SO frustrating
 
@AshleyNunn Has my blatant and abundant flirting done nothing to convince you otherwise?!
 
Man, now I just feel like an ass.
 
My memory's pretty ba-- wait, what're we talking about?
(all jokes aside, though...)
 
Also, woo! 250 meth dealers hired per second!
3
 
@fbueckert what?
 
3:40 AM
@Wipqozn Dr. Meth
 
@fbueckert I beg your pardon?
 
I have no idea what that maens.
but I'll just assume that @fbueckert has become a drug lord.
 
I am going to ignore that link, since I know it's a link to EVIL and make the same assumption.
 
@fbueckert Clicking Bad was better.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz It was pretty short, though.
 
3:43 AM
NO! SELF! DON'T CLICK THAT LINK
 
@fbueckert It's been getting updates
 
Also, apparently my dealers are rather incompetent; they can't even sell .25 grams a second.
 
SUPER DENMARK IS BORN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
And now I've bought a China. For 2 billion dollars.
Cheap, that is.
 
If an update makes your cracked version stop working, either buy the game (or find a new cracked version, I guess), but don't complain to us
5
Heh.
@fbueckert Just one China?
 
3:46 AM
@Unionhawk So far, anyways.
 
@Unionhawk "I can't believe people are doing that" ...I can believe it.
 
cc @OrigamiRobot
That giant DENMARK plus some fo the islands used to be norway and sweden. I've integrated both of them.
Also, one of my diplomats is called Adolf.
 
@Wipqozn Man, fuck Muscovy. They are a giant pain in my ass.
 
@OrigamiRobot They eventually become Russia.
Well, most likely.
There's always a chance they won't, but it's really unlikely.
Oh god, it's 1am. I really need to got o bed.
 
user20683
@Wipqozn Go take a look at how much EUIII I've clocked in
 
3:59 AM
@WorldEngineer Hot diggity dog.
 
user20683
@Wipqozn Bear in mind, that's not Death and Taxes which I played a fair chunk of.
 
1100+ hours on Paradox titles. Good form sir!
I'm at 55 hours in Europa Universalis IV right now.
 

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