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9:00 AM
@5pike I doubt the gravitational properties were realistically mapped :-P
 
@fredley Yeah
 
9:11 AM
Traffic spike today :D
 
@fredley And you have no idea why? Because I can see a couple reasons.
 
@Arperum Me too, but it's nice to watch
Yesterday it never got over 2 visitors per minute
 
@fredley See it as release day today :p
 
9:28 AM
@Arperum Seems like it's caught on some forum in russia
11 vps, a new record
Google Analytics is just another Cookie Clicker at the end of the day isn't it?
2
 
@fredley Hehehe
 
@fredley except with even less interactivity
 
@badp Can you modabuse my spelling error?
@KevinvanderVelden Yes. Recruiting 'grandmas' (from twitter) is still the core mechanic though
 
@fredley which one?
 
@badp starred
 
9:42 AM
oh right
 
Cooke -> Cookie
MeatStare @badp
@badp ಠ_ಠ
 
oh right
 
MeatStare @badp
@badp ಠ_ಠ
 
uff
 
@HassanRouhani Good evening, President. Are citizens of Iran able to read your tweets?
Evening, @Jack. As I told @camanpour, my efforts geared 2 ensure my ppl'll comfortably b able 2 access all info globally as is their #right.
 
9:45 AM
badp? More like badmod
 
there
 
... I never thought I'd see a day where the president of Iran writes that. On Twitter. I just hope he doesn't have a strange sense of humour ... or an unfortunate accident.
 
@MartinSojka Also, check for discrepancies between English and Persian accounts...
 
@MartinSojka Yeah. Seems that this guy could make a difference.
I hope he doesn't get turned into a puppet by the religious leaders, though.
 
@5pike Nope, he'll be turned into a puppet by the West long before that.
 
9:49 AM
@fredley If he gets turned by the west, he is dead.
 
@5pike Well quite.
 
@fredley so what's your Google Alpha-lytics experience like?
 
@badp eh?
Today's traffic has already surpassed yesterday's, looks like a new record could be set today
 
>>> " 2 Google Αnalytics is just another Cookie Clicker at the end of the day isn't it? - 19m ago by fredley ".lower()
" 2 google αnalytics is just another cookie clicker at the end of the day isn't it? - 19m ago by fredley "
 
@badp ...
 
9:54 AM
 
I...wat
 
10:09 AM
 
10:20 AM
Delicious parallax scrolling with CSS3
 
@fredley scrolling?
 
@5pike arrow keys
 
Woah, is that just CSS?
 
AHHHH
 
No JS or anything?
 
10:21 AM
@fredley trippy
 
@LpSamuelm JS for the keys, but the 'animation' is just CSS
 
Okay, it seems to be jQuery too.
Man, that's so incredibly cool.
 
You can set multiple backgrounds and positions with CSS3
@LpSamuelm You wait till it's a game :-P
 
Ah, okay. I can pretty much only do basic stuff with CSS, so this blows my mind to a certain degree.
Except less blowing and more interested yet fruitless source code inspection.
 
Use the browser developer tools, Luke
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10:24 AM
Lukin' it up, got it.
Console's full of errors, wööh.
 
@fredley Now with more not working.
@fredley Oh, wait, nevermind. Everything I say is lies.
 
@LpSamuelm I'm developing right now, and that is my dev url so it will change and break constantly
 
10:39 AM
@fredley List of fans of you: LpSamuelm, etc.
 
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Q: Hotline Miami savegame compatibility Win:OSX

LohorisThe save directory structure under my OSX and Windows copy of Hotline Miami (from Steam) differs: OSX have a text saves.dat, while Windows have a binary SaveData.sav (though many parts are just text, similar to the other file). Am I supposed to figure it out with an hex editor, or is there a scr...

 
@fredley So, are you making a game using only CSS?
And JS for key input, of course?
 
@LpSamuelm No, however I'm trying to use more CSS3
It's as much a learning experience as anything
 
@fredley Ah, okay. Figures. With a background in which language?
 
@LpSamuelm Lots of things, but I've been a web developer in some sense for 10 years
 
10:45 AM
Geez. What a guy.
 
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Q: Replacement of MultiMC for Minecraft 1.6.4

monnefI'm looking for a custom launcher supporting multiple MC instances (having for each separate folder which contains all game files - e.g. MC jar, mods, configs, saves, resource packs). I'm using MultiMC which handles all this quite fine, but is not available for current MC version (I'm still on 1...

 
HAHHAHAHHAHHAAHH
Wow.
@fredley Our savior.
Uh, so, is a low quality flag in order here?
 
What is he talking about?
I don't understand
Is he complaining about the matchmaking system?
 
@5pike I think so
 
10:52 AM
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Q: Why Is Placement Games So Unfair?

MIKE HANSONWhy do I always get iron when I do my placement games when I'm ranked gold? Every time I play I get quitters and kids that stay in a corner and jump. Is there any way to fix that or is it always going to be unfair?

 
Yeah, he is. I was going to edit it, but @badp is too cool for me.
 
like there's iron and then gold, and he's gold but is assigned in matchmaking to iron
I was lowercase before it was cool.
 
Well, I don't think we can help him with that...
 
maybe he isn't understanding how things work right.
 
Maybe it can be seen as a simple question of "is there a way to influence the matchmaking system?"
 
10:53 AM
@LpSamuelm Well, that would be a valid question.
 
I withhold my downvote for the moment.
I'm pretty sure that's the question, just phrased strangely and with extreme amounts of caps.
 
I flagged it as unclear.
But I can understand his rage....
 
I think it's pretty clear - "how do I fix this" refers to how to influence the matchmaking. Might need a rephrasing.
But maybe that falls under "not respecting the original author"?
 
11:07 AM
@fredley You should totally switch out that uppercase O for a spaceship unicode symbol.
 
@LpSamuelm Nope
Because it's not a spaceship
 
@fredley Okay. A snowman unicode.
 
@LpSamuelm Nope, it's not a snowman
 
Okay, sorry, really - I don't know what that O is for.
@fredley Oh! Oh! It's a planet!
Black hole!
Sun!
 
No no no
 
11:09 AM
@fredley A construction worker.
@fredley A wormhole? Some kind of portal?
 
@LpSamuelm This game is no longer fun
 
Eh, wasn't really fun to begin with. Tell me, please.
@fredley Or is it a trade secret?
 
@5pike I want to flag it more than once.
 
Ha, share server load with Google
 
11:17 AM
I guess fredley got tired of my 'nanigans.
 
@LpSamuelm More clues
 
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Q: Reverse Timing using redstone

jackwilsdonI am looking to reverse the timing of redstone for an airlock system I'm building. I have tried using ABBA and ABAB switches, but to no avail. I would like it to work as follows; -- Stage 1 -- Inside door is closed Water side door is open Close water side door Wait X ticks (repeater configurabl...

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Q: was half life 3 confirmed

Tech SupportThere was a news about Valve has filling for a trademark for Half-Life 3, does the series will continue with a new chapter of Half-Life ? or this was only done to protect the name ? source:- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/01/half_life_3_confirmation/

 
@fredley Oh. It's a cell.
An amoeba.
 
59 mins ago, by Private Pansy
Use the browser developer tools, Luke
 
@fredley Go @fredley ! I want to nom them when my worktime is over :p
 
11:24 AM
@Arperum Nomage might take a while longer
 
@fredley I was thinking something along the lines of hidden comments, but there are noneeeee. I'll keep looking.
 
@LpSamuelm The circular element has the id cell
 
@fredley Yeah, saw that earlier, figured it was HTML lingo. But as you can see, I came to that realization a few messages ago.
 
@fredley Is there going to be two kinds of nom? or just one?
 
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Q: Where are the properties and heists in GTA V online?

CaulynDarrI was under the impression that GTA V online let you do almost everything in multiplayer that you could do in single player like buy property(most importantly safe-houses). I'm also really interested in playing in some of the teased co-op heists. After much server woes, I was able to play a lit...

 
11:34 AM
@Arperum No idea
 
@fredley Yeah, we know
 
@5pike ok ok
 
@5pike dorkly.com/article/54448/a-message-from-gabe-newell - Doubt it's him, but still hilarious (and the timing was impeccable)
 
@LpSamuelm cell, as far as I know, is not a term used in HTML at all
Besides, ids should be semantic
 
11:45 AM
@PrivatePansy <cell> is not an element, therefore cell is not in HTML
display:table-cell is a thing in CSS though
 
@Robotnik Oh, that's pretty good.
 
12:08 PM
 
@badp You are in the wattiest mood today
 
@fredley It was in the relevant neogaf thread.
 
MATH Y U NO WORK?
 
@fredley because HL3
 
@badp So tempting to flag
 
12:12 PM
@fredley reality is coming to an end and all you worry about is flagging?
4
 
@badp Affirmative
 
@fredley IDS DO LADE. ALL IS LOTS
 
@Blem Dorkly is fantastic.
 
:)
but they have been slacking on there original videos
 
If you repost the article, but do a text link I'll star it.
 
Gkddammnit twitte.
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None of this would be happening if Obama didn't get cocky and insist on starting a healthcare system named after himself #soconceded
 
I can't see what the deleted message was because I'm no longer a room owner.
Why was I such a fool to trust @OrigamiRobot?
NEVER AGAIN
 
12:37 PM
@Wipqozn Sure you will.
I'm just so charming. You can't resist.
 
yesterday, by Arperum
@KevinvanderVelden I judge everyone as an idiot, until proven false.
@LessPop_MoreFizz THIS IS PROOF THAT MY STRATEGY IS GOOD.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I always knew there were a lot of idiots in the US. Unfortunately, I never realized just how many until Twitter.
 
@Fluttershy I can't decide what my favorite part of this tweet is.
There are just so many.
 
#soconceded
 
May 23 at 1:07, by Ethan
What is that like a buritto of some sort
 
12:42 PM
Quality reply:
@Lindzeta @emmathiemann @diarrhea hahaha wow this tweet is so good, someone deserves a big bowel of their favorite ice cream
 
@diarrhea? Is that like... an actual Twitter account?
 
@Fluttershy Yeah, it's a Weird Twitter/FYAD guy
 
@Wipqozn thx for the offer, but I am not that star hungry ;)
 
12:59 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz that avatar.
 
@badp He is fat, but he is flexible.
 
I wonder if you can break websites by creating a font called inherit and install it on other people's computers
 
@PrivatePansy Try it.
 
are there anyone good at bloodbowl here?
 
Welp. I've done it. I've ditched my god purely to get help with moving furniture around.
@Wipqozn It was just a mis-grohensorif wherein he just posted the retweet instead of the original tweet.
 
1:08 PM
@GraceNote Seems to be about time to switch to Lulwy
 
@OrigamiRobot For you? Can't hurt I s'pose. The main appeal of Ehekatl for thieves is really the dagger after all.
 
Right
 
Oh geezers I just noticed I lost a whole 25 charisma for ditching Ehekatl.
 
1:10 PM
I'll win her back though. After this short theistic detour.
 
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Proposed Q&A site for questions about the StackExchange company and the StackExchange site by business and web experts and StackExchange users (Different from Meta.SO in that it is not a place to develop the site but to ask questions like "What makes StackExchange work?")

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@fredley who's that madman on a mobile?
 
@fredley grats
 
1:13 PM
@fredley THAT is going to boost.
 
@fredley Nice.
 
Yup, up to 20 hits a minute now
And rising
 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment ow many Youtube proposals have there been?
I feel like I've seen one or two of these since NOPE was made.
 
@fredley quick, add AIPs to your game!
 
@Sterno AIP?
 
1:20 PM
Loops. IAPs
Oops, even. Damn you, ipad!
 
@Sterno I have no idea what you're talking about
 
In App Purchases
 
@fredley In-App-Purchase
 
@GraceNote Oooh
@GraceNote I could put a donate button, but until the server starts creaking I don't need to, so I won't
 
@fredley When someone finishes the game, you should have the message "Enjoyed this game? Pay $2 to see the finale!"
 
1:22 PM
Just let them buy pictures of ponies.
 
@StrixVaria Like UPGRADE COMPLETE! but pay-to-win
@Sterno There are pictures of ponies hidden in the source code, fear not.
 
@fredley That's great!
 
@RedRiderX I'm super stoked. I should quit my job and make free games.
Up to 30/min, one new player every 2 seconds!
 
@fredley Totally.
Just remember, you make it up in volume!
 
@RedRiderX Exactly!
 
1:26 PM
@fredley Do you have any way to tell how many concurrent players there are?
 
@fredley when are you quitting your day job and going full time web game developer?
 
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Q: 404: Reasons for keeping [online] not found

RobotnikSo I've recently discovered that we have an online tag. From a cursory look at the questions in that tag: It's ambiguous - It's not used for one particular game or service. Not to mention most 'online' services have their own tags. Searching for [*online*] reveals quite a long list, including b...

 
@StrixVaria No, there's no server interaction except when saving
My next game will have a save mechanism a bit more like CC's, however if it gets this big that could equate to a lot of load
 
@fredley If it saves automatically, you could use that as a rough measure.
 
@StrixVaria It doesn't. I guess I could add that in
Nobody has yet asked the question 'How do I defeat kalina?' :(
 
1:32 PM
@fredley Furthest I got was the lollipop merchant I think.
 
@Arperum Yeah he's hard
 
@fredley Damn hp doubling.
 
@Arperum Get a high-powered melee weapon and rush him
 
@fredley Every time i play your game i start over
 
It's the only way
@Blem Aw
 
1:32 PM
I once got him down to about 10 hp or something, but then I died
 
@Arperum Also craft bitchin' armour
 
@fredley could you save locally last used savegame key?
 
@Blem I could do I guess
 
@fredley Haven't found the recipie for that.
 
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Q: How can I upload screenshots from my Wii U?

Raven DreamerThere was a Wii U software update yesterday, and browsing Nintendo's support site, I noticed this interesting tidbit: Ability to launch the Internet Browser during gameplay and upload screenshots Now, I am all about taking and uploading some screenshots, (How else will I integrate free hand c...

 
1:35 PM
@Arperum You need to make plating
 
Also, I don't have that save key here, it's over at some other pc were I'm 45minutes away from or something.
@fredley Got hard plating even I think.
Or nearly fully decked anyway.
 
@Arperum Armour recipes are same as MC recipes
Using plating
 
@fredley Would you consider adding Nicolas Cage into the code?
 
@5pike Why would I do that?
 
@fredley yea, was making hard plating ones. But If I'd play here I'd have to start over since I don't know my savekey.
 
1:36 PM
@Arperum Ha
 
@5pike NO
 
@fredley To scare people
 
@Arperum It'll be in your history
@5pike Sextuple NON
 
@fredley Not on this pc though, working from home today.
 
@fredley Oh man, you are no fun.
 
1:37 PM
 
I can access it friday at the earliest.
 
Morning, Bridge
 
@SaintWacko Hi
 
@Arperum You'll have to get down on Friday then
 
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Q: Toxins: Make Bombs, and...?

ZibbobzSo I've recently been learning the ins and outs of Toxins, having made my first successful bomb recently (Which I failed to properly use to defend the station, of course...), and now...well, now I'm wondering if there's anything else that Toxins is really supposed to do. It seems like its well...

 
1:40 PM
@SaintWacko How was your terraria evening yesterday?
 
@Arperum Not bad. Didn't end up playing too much. Bought it for my girlfriend, so we're playing on a server together. Lots of new stuff
Including completely changing what hammers do
 
@SaintWacko Yes, and breaking hearts and wood blocks en chests all require a friggin pickaxe now.
 
@Arperum I don't need a pickaxe to break your heart
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@Arperum Ha, yeah
Actually easier, now
You no longer have to make a workbench to be able to collect them
 
@SaintWacko Yes, but it took a bit of confusion from us to find that out.
 
1:43 PM
@Arperum Same here
 
@fredley How cute.
 
I'm trying to show my girlfriend how to do things, and then realize I actually no longer know how to do a lot of things
 
@Arperum Genre: Country/Minecraft
 
But I've already found a sweet Trident and an Ice Boomerang
 
@SaintWacko Oh, I found the boomerang as well.
 
1:44 PM
@5pike Boomerang or Ice Boomerang?
 
Ice Boomerang
3ventic found 2 ice swords
 
@SaintWacko I found spiders. they are terrible. nightmares. AND THEY FUCKING CLIMB BACKWALL.
 
@Arperum :O
Oh god
I haven't found any of those yet
Just some stupid flying fish
 
@SaintWacko Praise youself lucky.
 
1:46 PM
And some Undead Vikings
 
This answer's English is so bad I want to gouge my eyes out
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A: Do you need Xbox Live Gold to play GTA V with Rockstar Social Club?

slevinwhat a brokeass...why would ou want to see it if ur don't even play?

 
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Q: Real time stategy game with coop and late join

Joachim BreitnerI’m looking for a real time strategy game that allows: two player to start a networked game, against each other, later, additional players may join the game, on a side of their choosing. Then all players on each team can control all units etc. indepdently. Preferably Free Software and runnabl...

 
During my midday break I played a bit with a friend, we ended up in a hole with about 10-20 spiders... it was horrible. Until 3ventic came by and did a drive-by ice sword spidermassacre
 
@Arperum I can't play at work :(
My work uses a proxy, and Terraria can't use it
 
@wipqozn how far are you in EO?
 
1:51 PM
@joachimbreitner Sins of a Solar Empire satisfies your requirements, other than free and on linux.
 
@SaintWacko I'm working from home today, so I could play today.
 
@SaintWacko Is that a RTS?
 
@tombull89 Yes
Kinda combined RTS and 4x
 
@Arperum If GTA: O still doesn't work, I might join...
 
Also, @fredley, grats on getting on JayIsGames!
 
1:53 PM
@5pike @3ventic is currently playing on his own server I think, I have one on my pc and you have the one where we all started :p
 
Did you implement the new movement for the brick breaker? I notice it's present on Seed
 
@SaintWacko Yeah, that should provide a good daysworth of traffic. They haven't tweeted it yet, I'm on tenterhooks
 
I'm doing some nice progress here on my large world
 
@Arperum Well, we could decide on one, with 1 world.
Or something.
 
@3ventic Mine is a large one too.
10
 
1:54 PM
@Arperum Oh you
 
7 NPCs :D
 
@3ventic 1 NPC. Without a house for now. I only have 30 minutes break, so that doesn't really help.
 
@fredley Ooh, you did! It's wonderfully playable now!
 
@Arperum Those spiders in Terraria are creepy as hell. @OrigamiRobot showed them to me, and we proceeded to get as far away from them as possible.
 
@Fluttershy They are terrible. I found two different kinds even.
 
1:57 PM
nopenopenope
 
@Fluttershy Just reskin, but still. Horrible.
 
@SaintWacko BB?
 
And I met my first spider above ground, and then ran away past some area with a backwall. And then stared in horror as the friggin thing just walked up like it was nothing.
 
@Arperum screenshot? What could be that bad?
 
@fredley You fixed the undefined bug?
 
1:59 PM
@Arperum NO SHUTUP
@Arperum It happens more rarely
 
@fredley Thats something I guess.
 

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