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17:00
@badp Is All Access just everything on the playstore? So if I search around on the store I'll know what I can find?
@BenBrocka Probably.
Searching for Kirby gives me "Saints Row 3" as the first hit.
@BenBrocka Ugh, what
(Malcom Kirby Jr)
@Wipqozn here's a question for you to ask... "Which of the drilling skills in the technician tree affect the thermal drill?"
Honestly all I want is words-free music that can sit in the background of my mind as I think on stuff
17:01
Outlook not so good
@kalina Only the increased drilling speed one and maybe increased restart time.
@badp a lot of hybrid material
orchestral breakbeat
It will specifically mention in-game if it works on the thermal drill as well I believe.
@badp Yeah Mega Man and Final Fantasy give equally useless results
Will stick to importing my iTunes
@kalina By the way, your pony avatar makes you a bad person who should feel bad.
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17:02
@Sterno you dislike my avatar?
more than the pink angel?
more than the purple angel?
@BenBrocka yeah, problem is even the 2,667 songs I have seem to be not enough for variety
more than whatever it was before that?
@kalina you skipped over "I'm always me"
@kalina Was @pixel a purple angel, or something else?
@Sterno purple angel
@badp technically that was pixel from furious angel's avatar
but yeah I suppose
I do not know who that person is/was, honest
what payday 2 is missing most of all
is a method of attracting the guards to you
@kalina ...You can't do that?
@kalina Yes. It gets boring to sit and wait for 2 minutes, then set off the alarm anyway
nope
That sounds like a big oversight.
What if you fire off a shot?
17:07
you set off the alarm if they hear it
PAYDAY 2 is a strange mix of "Works how you'd expect it to work in real life" and "makes no fucking sense from a real life perspective"
yeah
it's got some great ideas in it
@kalina Shoot the alarm
and then it misses some really obvious things
@MichaelDunfield cell phones -> call police
the alarm isn't really a problem because in pretty much every stealth situation the first thing you're going to do is take out the cameras and the guards
but on the bank heist level in particular, because the footprint of the level is so small, the guards have a habit of walking around in circles next to each other
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Q: What affects the chance to get an escape mission?

3venticSo far I know that doing a mission in full stealth prevents escapes completely. What else affects escapes? Does difficulty have a part in this? Is an escape mission ever guaranteed?

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Q: How can I turn off as many visual effects as possible?

Julum-EiI have a low-end PC, and with some performance mods, the game runs fine in places like Whiterun, though I have to turn off distant objects with console commands, and I have to type teofis in the console as well. But in places like caves or the Ragged Flagon, the game still lags horribly. I'm pre...

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Q: What are the precise requirements for "The Day After" garbage collection mission?

Aaron KurtzhalsWhat are the precise requirements for "The Day After" garbage collection mission? The in-game information says that 250 cans of trash must be collected in a 24-hour period. I recently failed the mission despite collecting, according to the garbage adviser, over 2,800 cans of garbage. Is there ...

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Q: Are there any Candy Box bugs higher than level 5?

SynetechIn Candy Box, the developper’s console lets you create bugs. It shows different buttons for different level bugs depending on how many lollipops you have. If you have 100 billion or more, it says that there are no level-six bugs, but “maybe level 7”. If you have 1 trillion or more, it says there ...

17:09
Anyone here up for some payday with a newbie? :)
I will do shortly
I'm in the process of rolling a massive cone
something is horribly wrong with my pc
all my usb ports keep switching off
To much plugged in so it draws more power than it can provide?
most of my non-user interfacy stuff (ie: not keyboard/mouse) runs off a powered usb hub
only things I have plugged into my pc is keyboard+mouse+usb hub
it's only started happening since I came back from a lan party I went to
17:20
@kalina Your gravatar is now too similar to @GraceNote's. Image recognition filter doesn't like it!
@KevinvanderVelden I will be in about 2 hours
Poor planning resulted that the greatest threat I ran into when trying to clear out cockroaches from the basement was starving to death before I could kill them all. The solution ended up being to start eating them as the battle went on for the next 36 hours, but now I have alien children bursting out of my chest at extremely inopportune times.
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@GraceNote I don't even know why people bother with drugs when this exists.
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@fbueckert don't blame me!
@GraceNote Damn. Elona sounds like Dwarf Fortress and every roguelike all rolled into one.
@kalina I blame you!
17:22
@Sterno I added a picture, I haven't found a good section of video that doesn't have smoke bombs or w/e going on
@GraceNote Just curious... what would be an opportune time for an alien child to burst out of your chest?
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@Coronus In the Labour & Delivery Room at a hospital?
@Coronus Aliens are heavy, so if I was feeling particularly pious I could just farm my children for divine favor at an altar.
Fuck yeah, memories!
@GraceNote Sacrifice the chest bursters to the cat god!
17:31
Wow, Arthur holds up really well.
I legitimately enjoyed that episode.
@kalina Needs freehand circles
@Sterno what, a big one around the cop?
or around @RonanForman?
@kalina I don't think what is being circled is especially relevant.
It's too bad you have no video of @RonanForman being handcuffed
haha
I'm going to get one of those at some point in the future and update my answer
and then in the same video, dominate the dude that handcuffed him
Hey guys, I know nobody wanted to talk about Video Games in the Gaming.stackexchange.com chat room earlier, but how about now?
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17:33
@jin sounds good. Sometime next week? I have thursday / Friday off
@Shiester games are off topic here!
@Shiester You must be new here.
3 hours ago, by FEichinger
@Shiester No. Games are off-topic.
Haven't we been through this?
@GraceNote ...what roguelike is this?
All right, new Internets.
Wonder if I can play Payday with you guys now?
17:35
@RavenDreamer Elona.
@Shiester Saying The Bridge is much shorter and easier, btw.
Sounds like it's something worth playing.
@JasonBerkan he was making his point clearly
@JasonBerkan Why is the chat called The Bridge, the website called Arqade, but the url called Gaming.SE?
@kalina Sure. I just wanted to save some wear and tear on his keyboard.
17:36
I forgot if I mentioned this or not... fire alarms went off in our building yesterday. Which is always fun, since there are over 1000 employees in this building and yet there are only two narrow staircases.
@Shiester Reasons. And raisins.
@Shiester the name of the chat room is the bridge, because we're real time command centre of gaming.stackexchange.com
@Shiester Arqade is the branding of the site
@Shiester Gaming was our first name, 'cuz we couldn't come up with a good one and reasons. Arqade is the name SE gave us and The Bridge is because of the Ask a Question Mothership.
@Shiester Arqade is our vanity name, arqade.com links to gaming.stackexchange.com. But to keep us linked to the Stack Exchange Network, the URL sticks as the SE one.
Oh yeah, not sure if this has already been linked here, but Hyper Light Drifter looks amazing
17:37
@Shiester and games are not really off topic here, it's just a running joke
@kalina Okay, well, lets talk about video games then :)
We're the Bridge because, well, to top off what those two explained, the "Ask Question" button in the site design is the aforementioned Ask a Question Mothership.
I HATE video games.
Wow. Mana, do something.
@Shiester That's why we don't talk about video games.
We all hate them.
17:38
As an aside, thanks to the Gaming SE shirt, my kids know what the Ask a Question Mothership is.
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@GraceNote Which never did make a lot of sense...
Actually, don't you have that order of events backwards? Wasn't the button modeled after the chatroom name?
@Powerlord Was chosen in the early days and it just kinda stuck.
@Powerlord Nope.
@Mana @GnomeSlice linked it before. STOP TRYING TO TAKE HIS GLORY, GAWD.
Oh, yeah and about the e-mail I got earlier, turns out he reinstalled it before I could get to his room, and I walked in to hear him talking shit to someone on CS:GO
tgif amirite?
your boss is a shittalking cs player?
17:40
@kalina yep.
Abandon ship
@GraceNote what did I screw up :(
@GraceNote Abandon all the ships ever.
since he's obviously a computer amateur you should record the mic in on his pc and use it as evidence against him to get him fired
@Mana Nothing. That wasn't punitive against you.
17:41
@Mana Not banning the guy who hates video games.
mix it up with an angry customer call
Kalina is no longer pink? This is horrible news! The status quo has CHANGED!
@RavenDreamer The status quo is dead. Long live the status quo.
Sooo... who wants to play PAYDAY or Monster Hunter?
Or really anything?
I haven't played any games this week.
@RavenDreamer not you as well!
@Yuki If I wasn't at work, Monster Hunter would be awesome.
17:43
Also, random fact, TIL that 9/11 was two days ago. I feel especially un-patriotic.
@Yuki Team Fortress 2!
;)
@Powerlord I can do that. Haven't played in ages though.
Noohs payday 2!
@kalina I only don't like it because it's too close to @Grace's gravatar.
@kalina Eh. I'm over it already. If you want to be a pony, that's ok.
17:44
You're making me spend additional brain cycles!
@Yuki It's a moot point, I'm still at work.
@fbueckert no it's not
@RavenDreamer good
@fbueckert No it isn't.
Is it un-American of me to not realize that it's 9/11 until two days after the fact?
@fbueckert good, you have plenty left over to spend anyway!
@Yuki no
17:45
Then again, I don't watch many news shows and TV so I'm not inundated with reminders.
wait a minute, me stating my feelings on this subject will get me banned
so I'm going to go back to watching videos
Legend says that if anyone were to ever guess the caracter on Gracenote's gravatar, he'd immediately have to change it, lest he lose his "obscure RPG buff" cred.
@kalina That I'd rather spend on other, more productive things!
And I only check in on Google News at the beginning of each week.
@Yuki It's been 12 years. People need to stop obsessing over it.
17:46
@Powerlord Holy s---, it has been 12 years. That's more than half my age...
@Yuki Stop making me feel old. :|
I'm usually just so constantly reminded of it that it doesn't feel so long ago.
@Yuki sigh
@Powerlord Yeah, 3,000 people died. It sucked. But way more have died in, say, gun-related crimes in the last 3 months alone.
17:46
I don't understand why we don't have yet.
@RavenDreamer Wang Yuanji
Also it's been... 6 years since Bush said "Mission Accomplished"?
9/11 happened 5 years after I graduated high school. For point of reference.
So much potential, what with cockroach-alien-baby-hatching
Changed a password for a co-worker who couldn't login, because its easy and saves her from having to ask the helldesk operator to get in touch with lower-tier IT
tells her buddy, and now I got a feeling im going to be asked to do this a lot.
fuk.
17:47
@Shiester I hate when people do that...
and that's how @Shiester got himself in hell-desk
@Shiester grats, you've reached the point where your kindness backfired on you
@Shiester No good deed goes unpunished.
I forgot what famous person said that
@RavenDreamer Actually I already answered that when FAE asked shortly after I changed to her.
I've done helpdesk work. It sucks.
17:48
either become a complete asshole and murder everybody in the building immediately or be walked all over for password resets for the rest of forever
Yeah, screw kindness in the workplace. Best way to react is unfeeling indifference.
@GraceNote Shhhh! Don't ruin your mystique!
That way, you don't come off as too much of a jerk to other people.
@RavenDreamer It's cooler when people do recognize, though.
@Yuki can I wear adam jensen styled augmented sunglasses, and "never ask for this" ?
17:49
@Yuki I just tell people why they have to follow processes.
@Shiester yes
use the correct voice though
<random> "hey @Shiester can you reset my password again please?"
<Shiester> "mmmh... I never asked for this..."
@kalina whoops I pushed the Typhoon key.
see you on the news at 11.
@GraceNote Your avatar is like an exam I keep flunking, and I keep coming back for more
@badp Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana
17:50
@BenBrocka wh
@Powerlord That's not how exams work
Well, gonna go watch the Child of Light trailer for the tenth time this week.
@badp Some of my college friends would beg to differ.
@RavenDreamer One reason people obsess over it is that to them it seems random. I mean, if you get shot, a lot of the time you know the reason for it. You were cheating on your wife. Someone wanted to steal from you. You were a civilian in a night club that @Kalina was visiting. But when the purpose is perceived to be indiscriminate murder, it stands out to people a lot more. See also: Any school shooting
@MichaelDunfield @MAna tried to take credit for that hyperlight super active fun time game you found earlier. He's a terrible friend.
17:51
Not to mention, it's easier to point to one event than 3000 separate events.
And to have a common experience over it with others.
Exams are a multi-threaded process where single threads keep trying exams until they succeed, then they promptly forget everything and switch to the next exam.
@RavenDreamer way more people died in America and Britain's terrorist attack on Afghanistan
@BenBrocka imo HD Puggsy reboot would be enough punishment pleasure for all of us.
17:51
I can tell you what I was doing when 9/11 happened. I can't tell you what I was doing when John Doe #4137347 was shot.
(must be the Xbone version)
@BenBrocka Assassin's Creed... football?
@kalina Wasn't going to go there, but... yes.
@BenBrocka no way. source?
@Sterno I was (surprise surprise) messing around with the TV
17:52
'Cause when I think sneaking around on pirate ships, I also think... football http://t.co/kFu03szsY3
looks like a bestbuy or something
@BenBrocka now add more television
@Yuki or you could show me how to play payday =p
@BenBrocka gamestop, I believe?
@KevinvanderVelden All right. Can you get on the Mumble server?
17:53
yeah, gamestop
jesus christ how horrifying
I thought bestbuy was the blue and yellow
@Yuki I can, and am now :)
@BenBrocka They are...
17:55
Github explained by Fox News
"e-Note"
It's like they're really from the 90s
sigh More spam edits.
@BenBrocka lolwut
@BenBrocka Also "reposotory" ...
@Shiester "Marshall", it is.
@FEichinger It hurts. So bad.
Why the hell was GitHub on Fox News in the first place?
@Sterno That's what I'd like to know as well.
(or any news channel... I have no doubt they'd all be just as dumb with regards to this)
18:00
@Sterno It says right on the bottom of the image that they're talking about their Series-A funding round
@murgatroid99 That still doesn't really explain why they ... explain Github.
@BenBrocka They got pull request wrong anyway.
Like "Big programmers website" would probably be enough and less embarassing.
and forked. and repos
18:01
@FEichinger They clearly had a news story about Github's funding round and then tried to explain the company to their audience
Why are they trying to describe it at all?
Whenever the news explains something I know lots about, and gets it so wrong, I am always concerned about the other stuff they report on that I don't know anything about.
@Powerlord the description of fork isn't really right either
> 3 Days in the Valley
but yeah I have no idea why they tried to explain anything other than "Website big, have code. Make programmers happy."
18:02
@Powerlord Because that's what news outlets do when they mention a company most of their audience doesn't know
43 secs ago, by Powerlord
and forked. and repos
Sounds about right.
I don't even use a repository, and I know that's wrong.
@JasonBerkan Luckily Fox News isn't news.
@Wipqozn Burn. It also happens with the local paper though.
18:03
@fbueckert Dirty heathen.
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I'm not even sure what's edits or not from Kotaku anymore. http://t.co/taPwBZA5g8
@MichaelDunfield Ubisoft and indiekings in the same URL just seems wrong.
Oh god
@Shiester OH YEAH
18:03
@Sterno Not for lack of trying! The company is resistant to wholesale process changes.
@Powerlord Yeah kinda
Ubisoft is one of the largest companies in gaming... second only to EA as I recall.
Someone posted the article link but I'm too scared to click it
@Shiester Great walls of text!
@BenBrocka wat
wat
hwat
wat
18:05
oh god
Speaking of programming and games, how do I convince people to try some test code for TF2/Source game plugins for me?
@fbueckert So you guys, what... just edit everything on one dude's machine?
Or, like, directly on the release server?
@Powerlord ask politely, offer a free cheap steam game?
@Sterno Locally. With a networked drive to store up-to-date versions.
@Shiester Sorry, I meant server plugins.
18:05
@murgatroid99 There is no need to explain anything there. It's a website. It's for programmers. It's big. Done. Explaining stuff they obviously don't know jack about, well that sucks.
@fbueckert Wow.
@Powerlord oh. well, have you tried asking in the community forums?
And sometimes, directly to production, yes. Which scares the everloving bajeezus out of me.
Even the person who was complaining about their votes being blocked hasn't even tried this new vote code. :|
@fbueckert So if someone shits the bed and completes hoses your code, you just have to hope someone has an older local copy?
(or that the network drive gets a backup once in a while)
18:06
@Sterno Yyyyyup.
@fbueckert Look for a new job.
@Shiester Wait, so, the kool-aid guy?
@FEichinger I'm just saying that that's what news companies do. I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, I'm just confused that you're criticizing Fox for trying to explain it when literally any other news outlet would do the same thing.
@Sterno Dude, compared to my last job, this is freaking heaven.
@fbueckert You clearly need to start making better life choices!
@murgatroid99 To be fair, I think all major news organizations would suck equally at this.
@Sterno And besides, I'm looking to transition more into project management. Which would give me the leverage to begin making some changes, slowly.
Which is why I wonder why they bother trying so half-assedly
@Sterno Well, most of them
Most of the resistance to using a code repository is that most of what we do is in Coldfusion. And that they can't promote straight to production.
18:08
@KevinvanderVelden check mumble
I did manage to yell loud enough to get a test server for my Sharepoint projects, at least.
@fbueckert This loud?
@Retrosaur That's not yelling. That's clapping.
18:14
@Sterno you have your video, courtesy of @RonanForman
@kalina ready for some payday? :)
@RonanForman @3ventic Updating XSplit solved it but my issue was it wouldnt bind it at all.. I actually use OBS more often now because XSplit can stream my modded Skyrim at all
@James Odd. I have the latest version..
@James Should that last can be can't?
@Retrosaur Animated gifs cause cancer.
18:24
@RonanForman Yup. hehe.. XSplit + Recapper for Skyrim == Frozen apps all over
@kalina about 10s in is where I got myself handcuffed. Guess I just got too close
@3ventic Ive not used it in a while because of the skyrim thing, maybe I am out of date.. but I have to say I am overall not impressed with XSplit's capabilities
@Sterno Sneaking too close to a guard eh? :D
@James Xsplit + dxtory virtual camera suits my needs perfectly, except for payday 2
@James I wasn't sneaking. I was yelling at him to get on the ground. Trying to, anyway
@Sterno Oddness, wonder if that is a change.. I did not think they could cuff you if you were standing.
Maybe its all proximity
18:26
@James It's basically if they would attack you, but don't because you haven't attacked them yet.
@James I am going by the answer to this. Perhaps you have additional information.
I don't remember clearly if I was crouching or not, but I assume not.
I want the DLC where the guard arrests you for walking down the street with a mask on and gun out, and then you sue him, the bank, the police force, the city, and anyone else you can think of for violating your right to bear arms.
@Sterno Just going from experience of being cuffed on the damn Framing Frame mission before they fixed it.. Learned to approach guards I was shouting down standing, hehe.
@3ventic Would pay good money to get a recording program that audio tracks per application.
Better call Saul!
18:29
@James I got cuffed on framing frame yesterday, I was unlocking the door, and then the guard opened it.
How to fuck up your Python codebase in 1 swift move: change a tuple of length 2 used in fifty or so different places to a tuple of length 3
@Sterno Your lawsuit would fail, that is more than probably cause. They could not charge you with things but they could arrest you :)
@badp a what
@RonanForman Yeah that part sucks :D
Speaking of framing frame, we fully stealthed day 3!
18:30
@James That would be a driver
@MichaelDunfield a couple into a triple
It was super fun.
@James Then I can sue for the physical intimidation and distress I felt while they were yelling at me to surrender.
see, cou-ple, tri-ple, quadru-ple, ... tuple of length n.
@RonanForman I've only had that happen 2 times out of running the framing frame mission though :D
18:31
it's just what it's called.
True story: My dad is a cop who, early in his career, stopped a prison break by 2 inmates who had already beaten to hospitalization one correctional officer, and was the only thing preventing them from leaving. He pulled his gun and used harsh language while telling them to surrender. He got sued.
@Sterno Yeah I am pretty sure that would fail as well. I would bet you could find quite a few professionals that would explain its an officer's job to by intimidating to maintain control of a situation
@Sterno Uf...
(though it was eventually, after like a year and a half, dismissed)
@Sterno Yeah was going to say that should have been a failed lawsuit
18:32
oh, then it's due diligence :P
At the time, to him at least, it did not seem like it was a given it would be dismissed.
Still sucks that that course of action is possible.
I am all for human rights but sheesh, some things are just stupid
@Sterno The American justice system at work.
@fbueckert Not justice, law man.. those two things are not the same.
18:36
Of course, he also told me the story about how his partner beat the shit out of some guy who was abusing his kid, and how that would have been a billionty dollar lawsuit if it had not happened in the 70s, before people apparently thought to sue for everything.
@James The fact that the justice system allows something like that to go forward is good; you have to take things at their word. The fact that it took that long to get thrown out, though, is bad.
So yes, the justice system.
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Q: How do I troubleshoot the problem of workers not able to get to a workplace?

Aaron KurtzhalsI suspect that my city has workers who are unable to get to their workplace. How can I verify which workers are having trouble and troubleshoot the specific problem? I have unemployed low-wealth workers and unsatisfied low-wealth shoppers. (I suspect I will need to zone for commercial, but I w...

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Q: Steam Error - "There was an error retrieving trade offers"

Retrosaur I've been getting this error constantly. Refreshing the page yields nothing, regardless if I do it through the Steam Browser or a internet browser (Chrome, Firefox, Netscape (lel), etc.) I'd love to access my trade offers, but it seems I can't find any solution here. How can I get rid of t...

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Q: Why do my arrows have ED?

SelonianthI'm playing as a khajit in skyrim, going to assassinate Beitlid in Dawnstar. Now, the first time I did it on her porch and just killed her with the Blade of Woe. I got caught somehow, whatever, so I loaded a previous save because mid-jailbreak the guards decided to just attack instead of attempt ...

@fbueckert law
I feel like not-a-cool-kid by building towards enforcer saw instead of stealth. I don't have enough patience for stealth though
18:37
@James We're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.
@fbueckert as is our normal :)
Here in Canada, a cop just got convicted of using excessive force when arresting a protestor from three years ago. That's way too long.
Jin
Jin
@RavenDreamer sounds good. I don't mind having pho again. that place was good.
So the judge in that Indian rape case sentenced the four men to death.
> An online game where you tickle balls and you can customize your character.
Jin
Jin
18:52
has anyone linked this yet? Video Game Logic
> A strategy game where you collect gold from other dimensions with clones.
@Jin What's a "Vidoe"?
Jin
Jin
@fbueckert i have no idea what you're talking about
@Jin You're going senile with your lack of hair!
> A shooting game where you do science on cars but you keep jumping forward in time.
Jin
Jin
18:55
@fbueckert ouch... why do you have to bring my hair into this?
@Jin You'd rather I call you old?
Jin
Jin
@fbueckert well... i am old
You should be happy! I remembered something about you! :P
> A horror game where you club clowns and you're a wacky animal.
> A student project where you mine sound samples and near the end you ascend to godhood.
Granted, I have a pretty freakishly good memory, so I suppose that's not as awesome as I make it sound.
18:57
> A god game where you destroy temples with mutated animals.
That one actually sounds pretty cool
@Jin Heh. Well played.
> A horror game where you cheer up kittens because it's the right thing to do.
@Coronus Yes. A lot.
18:59
@MichaelDunfield Just checking.
> An FPS where you drive tanks with mascots (that'll show them).
@Coronus Sorry.. if its not linked by @Sterno it doesn't count.

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