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Customer: “Can I get a chicken salad sandwich on wheat?”
Me: “Sure, big or small?”
Customer: “Wheat.”
Me: “Big or small?”
Customer: “WHEAT!”
Me: “Big or small—”
Customer: “WHEAT!”
Me: *quickly and loudly* “Size, what size, big or small—”
Customer: “WHEAT! Wait, what are you asking me?”
Me: “Big. Or. Small. Size?”
Customer: “Oh, just a smaller one. Sorry, I thought you were asking me wheat or white!”