The Bridge

@StrixVaria My wife played one where you breed animals. They'd have babies. Sometimes the babies would "run away" (i.e., die) and they used really sad looking art for it. But you could save the baby animal for the low price of 1 in-game gem or whatever. So not only was it give reward, then take it away, but it tried to use the loss of a baby animal in the psychology of it too

Still can't decide between NG+ in Rogue Legacy, or a fresh restart.

Fresh restart. Try to do it in fewer deaths.

How many deaths did you have, btw?

It seems like the real challenge would be how few deaths (or upgrades) you can do a game in

Like 317 or something ridiculous

All I know is that if I restart, I'm not unlocking dragon.

Or lich, probably. The class isn't awful like dragon, but it's not good, either.

and there's nothing behind it on the upgrade tree

Now I remember why the final boss is fucking stupid.

Daggers everywhere.

Save deleted!

12:19 AM

It's literally impossible to dodge them.

FUCK YOU BOSS FINALLY

Now you can delete your save too!

I will.

BUT SO MUCH GOLD

Really it was not unlocking the dragon that made the decision for me.

That is super appealing.

I have apparently only slain 44 of the tiny eyeballs.

That sounds like bullshit to me.

Oh god I can't fly or dash anymore

12:24 AM

Only 5 of the tiny fireballs, 0 Ponces.

user15026

@Sterno That is terrible

Dead already :( Less than 200 gold.

The stats in this game definitely have no bugs.

1 Wargenflorgen!

145 generations.

That is significantly lower than I expected.

Especially with the way I just threw bodies at the final boss for a while.

Yeah. I kind of question the game's final stats counting

I thought about changing my names file to just have one male and one female name to make it really easy to figure out what generation I'm on

I officially have my apartment to myself for a few days since my roommate moved out before I did.

Time to go buck wild! None of my colors will match!

Mwuahaha

user15026

12:39 AM

@Ktash grins Sounds like....fun :P

Also, far too much Rouge legacy talk as of late. Especially on the star list. I mean, come on people, what do you think this is, a video game chat room?!

I hate when that happens.

that seems like a poor place to store your food

@Ullallulloo Bleed works now.

12:48 AM

F U GIANT PICTURE

Q: What are the "Mystery Trading Cards"?

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I was in the Steam Market, looking for cheap things to buy/sell as usual, when I noticed this. A "Mystery Trading Card"? The description is "This card is very mysterious. Very, very mysterious. The kind of mysterious card you might want to hold on to." Will there be some sort of reward if you h...

steam steam-trading-cards

F U AGAIN GIANT PICTURE

Seriously, I've never killed that thing

Dragon is good for giant picture, and nothing else ever.

This is going less well than I thought it would.

@Sterno Is the early game that difficult?

I can't remember back to a time where I died to things there.

I'm sure I will once I restart.

12:59 AM

@StrixVaria Lack of vampirism and mobility runes is really throwing my game off

@StrixVaria And sometimes I forget I'm playing a newbie and run into the tower and die

So I remove the RogueLegacyStorageContainer folder?

Through the game, just go to options (start menu + y)

there's an option to delete your save

Pssh in-game options.

streaming some Kirby twitch.tv/sirtaptap

AHH PRESSING RIGHT TRIGGER DOES NOTHING

1:11 AM

@StrixVaria I KNOW

I've thrown myself onto many a spike before remembering that.

Wow I didn't realize how often I used that.

Pathetic.

100 gold :(

All this game drops for me is Grace runes. I think it's telling me I suck.

Got wrecked by the first boss on my 2nd life.

He's harder to deal with when you can't double-jump or dash.

At least you found the boss chests

Yes, that was huge.

1:26 AM

Well, I'm probably about 15-20 deaths in, and nowhere near ready to take on the forest. And only one Gold Gain upgrade

Double jump and dash acquired!

I just keep playing like I have vampirism. But I don't. It never ends well.

user20683

1:52 AM

Sorry, I didn't know what the thumbnail would be before I linked this. Nonetheless, it is an awesome stunt on the set of Ninja Warrior. Warning: Contains blurred penis.

2:02 AM

Linking this again for the evening crowd because it rules:

8 hours ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's all kinds of nuts

user20683

:p

@StrixVaria But I don't wanna fuck my boss, she's like 25 years older than me.

@Sterno I got it once. I have no idea how I did it. But I killed it.

user20683

@Fluttershy That reminds me of the time in WoW when I nearly got ganked by a Rogue. Killed him off only for my pet to aggro an invisible wolf with my having a sliver of health left.

2:12 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Man... That course gets harder every time I see it.

user20683

To be fair, he's doing the Ancient Greeks proud

user20683

though technically he should be oiled up to be really authentic.

@WorldEngineer It's Ninja Warrior, not Spartan Warrior.

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah, Spartan Warrior would be too Yaoi for my taste.

Journeyman Geek

@LessPop_MoreFizz his clothes are ninja clothes. When you see them, ITS TOO LATE

2:15 AM

@JourneymanGeek I think it's the not seeing the clothes that makes it too late to begin with.

Journeyman Geek

Precisely

> As a fan of the old Ninja Warrior show on G4, I have to admit... This course just gets harder every time I see it. The people who compete in these competitions are seriously nuts. I'd just make an ass of myself if I was ever ballsy enough to try it!

I feel like I should've ended that with "....... testicles."

I LOVE NINJA WARRIOR!

@spugsley I'm sure it has nothing to do with the rampant male nudity in that video.

@Fluttershy omg wat? I thought we were talking about Ninja Warrior ;.;

Krazer

2:23 AM

@spugsley American or Japanese?

@spugsley <______<

@Krazer all of the above

Welp... Time to see how much Sam Raimi ruined Oz.

It has Bruce Campbell in it. Already good.

@Fluttershy I forgot he was in it...

I really like this opening credits sequence.

Sorry, I didn't know what the thumbnail would be before I linked this. Nonetheless, it is an awesome stunt on the set of Ninja Warrior. Warning: Contains blurred penis.

2:31 AM

28 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

8 hours ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

but he was so close to the end ;.;

I have a job interview tomorrow

idk how I feel about it

user20683

@spugsley you should feel good about it

@WorldEngineer it's with Books-A-Million. I love books but I hate retail so idk

user20683

@spugsley one step at a time

user20683

:)

user20683

2:39 AM

plus it means no resume gap

user20683

that's gold these days

yeah, you're right :)

OMG WHY WAS @OrigamiRobot RUBBING ON @Fluttershy!??!

@spugsley Why not?

14 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

Oh, has the mandatory random Bridge rubbing started? Already? Where does the time go...

randomly rubs up against @Ktash

2:41 AM

@Fluttershy I approve this message

user15026

WHY ARE WE ALL RUBBING AGAIN

4

1 min ago, by Ktash

@spugsley Why not?

This is the worst Bridge meme.

@StrixVaria I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING

user15026

@spugsley AMEN

user20683

2:43 AM

I don't want to know that this is a thing.

user15026

I know, and I wish I didn't.

seriously when the fuck did the rubbing start?

user15026

So far I have been safe

user15026

Earlier today I think

@StrixVaria Not by a long shot.

2:45 AM

@OrigamiRob probably thinks @OrigamiRob is the worst Bridge meme.

48 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Not by a long shot.

user15026

I just...why are we rubbing its creepy

@AshleyNunn It's the rules.

user15026

I don't wanna play by these ruuuuules

Q: In what order should trading centers be established in the campaign flying trader?

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In the second campaign, the Flying Trader, the starting city is Luebeck. Beyond that, when expanding to other cities, should the focus be on fulfilling the Luebeck's needs, or should it be entirely profit based? What would be a good order in which to expand trading centers?

patrician-iii

-2

Q: League of Legends ARAM

Is ARAM on LoL dumb to play, Is it just a joke, are there any pros and cons to ARAM? I am curious to these questions cause LoL is a very argumentative game over certain things in the game its self. so my main questions are above on this one small game type in the game.

league-of-legends

0

Q: XCOM for Mac OS X crashes on startup

Since Feral Interactive's OS X port of XCOM: Enemy Unknown is now available on Steam, I decided to give it a whirl. After installing it however, I ran into a problem: When I click "Play" in the launcher, the game immediately crashes. What's up with that?

xcom-enemy-unknown os-x

2:51 AM

if someone rubs me I swear to balls I will punch their firstborn child. And their second born, just to be safe.

user15026

@spugsley mental note made

I'm looking at you @Sterno

Hello

deutschZuid

hello

Yesterday I was in the locomotive depot during all day. That's awful :(

deutschZuid

2:54 AM

What does your userpic look awfully familiar to a certain someone in the chat?

I am pretty sure @OrigamiRob thinks this is the worst bridge meme:

@LessPop_MoreFizz So cute! :3

user15026

@spugsley I don't think your picture is ugly pretty, but then again I think you are super pretty, so. (Also I keep coming back to yesterday's awesomeness)

deutschZuid

@LessPop_MoreFizz Kristin Bell will like that.

@AshleyNunn lol you are one of the few. Thank you for caring. Sometimes I hate how subjective art is. I'm like OMG THIS ONE IS SOOO GOOD LIKE IT OMG

user15026

2:57 AM

@spugsley aww

user15026

also my mom texted me today and told me she liked it and asked if it was a dress (because last time we both thought it was a dress and it was just you working AMAZING THINGS with a sheet)

user15026

(I finally left her a bookmark on her ipod so she can look for herself every day :P)

@AshleyNunn awwwww :3 I love your mom! Also IT IS REALLY HARD TO MAKE A SHEET LOOK LIKE A DRESS

bahahaha

user15026

@spugsley You make it work well :)

@IanPugsley STOP TAKING MY PEPSI AND THEN GARGLING IT THAT IS WEIRD AND DUMB

user15026

3:05 AM

@spugsley WHAT NO THATS GROSS

I KNOW

user15026

WHY IS HE DOING THAT

probably because he's mean!

user15026

awww :(

TIME TO WATCH SO YOU THINK YUO CAN DANCEEEEe

user15026

3:15 AM

@spugsley oooh fun

3:30 AM

@spugsley I don't need to watch that.

I know I can dance.

user15026

I cant dance

@fbueckert these people dance really well too :) I love themmmmm

user15026

I flail a lot

@AshleyNunn same

user15026

@spugsley I love watching dancing shows though

3:31 AM

@AshleyNunn ME TOOOOOOOOOO

user15026

That and cooking competition shows

user15026

I should really play Rogue Legacy at some point but I dont think I can do it and FMA all at once....

1

5 Star Life Style

Proposed Q&A site for not only for the rich people. For the people who wants to know about Rich American Life Styles.

Currently in definition.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz facepalm

user15026

Why do people think these things are good ideas

3:36 AM

LOL @ the user bio of the proposer:

> I am a beautiful human being. God and demon are both my friends.

> Is that appropriate to wear a silver colored pin near bottoms when to meet a french business lady?

Demon is a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. Makes some wicked spare ribs

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz okay then good to nkow

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz near bottoms of?

@AshleyNunn Y'know. Bottoms.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz ...my brain is going in all the NSFW directions

3:38 AM

At least, this is the interpretation I will assume.

I don't think you want pins near those bottoms

@AshleyNunn As is mine. I find myself wondering if 'french business lady' is a euphemism.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz grins That was my thought too

@BenBrocka Not even silver ones?

user15026

@BenBrocka it might go over well, depending

3:39 AM

@AshleyNunn If it is I can ask a french business lady that I know whether she considers it appropriate to wear silver colored pins near a bottom.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I have a couple I could ask, if the euphemism holds up...

Ooh. Gibbs flipped sides. He's now dishing dirt on everyone else at Prenda.

I thought this was about NCIS at first

@AshleyNunn If it wasn't meant as a euphemism, it doesn't matter, because it definitely is one now, and I will be using it from now on when referring to such women here.

Not that I have a need to discuss them very often here on the bridge, but nonetheless. It is a Good Euphemism and it ought not go to waste.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz It is a very good euphemism and I approve of it

3:45 AM

@StrixVaria I can only think of examples like FAE mentioned specifically (timer based items you "recharge" directly/indirectly with money) but sometimes games will let you pay to not suffer the consequences of death (e.g. losing items found in a raid or lengthy respawn timers) but I can't think of anything specific...I haven't been playing F2P mobile games for a year or so now so I really only remember Dragonvale

Also, a red Moscato isn't bad at all.

@BenBrocka The Top F2P Monetization Tricks.

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's the article I was talking about (I THINK I linked it), was just trying to come up with a specific example but I'm blanking

I think some survival horror game I played let you buy "revives" which have a similar effect to that

user15026

@BenBrocka I know a lot of the F2P mobile running games (like Temple Run, etc) will let you buy "un-death" things with premium currency when you fall or whatever

Nimblequest does it with the ever escalating cost of continues.

3:49 AM

@BenBrocka WarZ.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That too!

@fbueckert ah, yes

user56

@Ullallulloo You should absolutely read Little Brother. Everyone should read Little Brother.

@AshleyNunn yeah Jetpack Joyride has one of those too

it's one of the best examples of that sort of game done RIGHT though, IMO

In no small part because you can (feasibly!) buy everything using "earned" currency. There's no "money only" currency

user15026

@BenBrocka Yeah, that is one of the things I love about that game

3:54 AM

I also managed to win one million coins from them (after 100%ing the original game before the assorted updates) though so I'm a bit biased now. I loved it before then though, even bought the soundtrack

user15026

@BenBrocka You can get the soundtrack? :)

@AshleyNunn it's name-your-price on bandcamp: halfbrick.bandcamp.com/album/…

includes assorted remixes of the main gameplay theme

I love the slotmachine joyride one, really reminds me of one of the Katamari themes

user15026

@BenBrocka oh, yeah, after listening to it, it really does

user15026

"caution your computer is running slower then usual cause of a maleware"....yeah that sounds the most legit

The maleware is probably slower because it's not using a map

Katamari + Oculus Rift + Omni treadmill

Tweeted by BenBrocka on July 4, 2013 at 4:00 AM

user15026

4:02 AM

@BenBrocka facepalm

@BenBrocka it should stop and ask for directions

Q: Do you like the Hydra flame thrower or the Neptune heavy machine gun better?

-1

Q: Is this game Open-World?

I was considering whether or not to buy Dishonored, and watching gameplay of it on youtube, when a thought popped into my head; is Dishonored Free-Roam? Can you go anywhere you want, similarly to Fallout or The Elder Scrolls?

dishonored

-1

I am always playing Templar Assault RPG for my Android, and I use one or the other in a level (the Hydra or the Neptune), but the squad of 4 is too small to use both. Which do you think is best?

turn-based-strategy

0

Q: How can I make my server's spawn more attractive?

I have been working on a Minecraft server for awhile, and now, (having completed configuring my plugins) I am ready to start building a spawn. However, I am not that good at building attractive structures in Minecraft. (In fact, anything I build is usually a stone rectangular prism.) How can I ...

minecraft hosting server-administration minecraft-server

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Q: What does expanding your castle do?

You are told "good things may happen" if you expand your castle, but beyond the associated Plaza Tickets, what effect does your castle size have?

streetpass-battle

user15026

@Ktash Like that would ever happen

user15026

@GrumpyLazers we don't have this update in NA, do we?

@AshleyNunn I think it's still delayed

user15026

4:08 AM

@GrumpyLazers nooope

user15026

@BenBrocka Boo hiss

user15026

are we getting it eventually?

I would assume so

I stopped being excited for Find Me since I have ACNL to spend play coins on now though

user15026

@BenBrocka What is there other than the fortune cookies?

Just fortune cookies, that I'm aware of. But they eat 4 coins for me a day, and I earn about that many back

4:12 AM

omg

►

for anyone who likes dancing

This tango is like.....*shivers*

yes, I will take one of him, please and thank you

@spugsley There's very little actual dancing going on in there.

It's more flashiness than anything of substance.

@fbueckert :/ watch the guy. The girl is nothing special but his lines are serious business

@spugsley That's what Argentine Tango is.

It's all about the guy.

Which, for a smooth dance, is rather rare.

user15026

@spugsley Holy fuck. He...just....yes please ten of him

@AshleyNunn yes. We can add ten of him to our Bridge marriage. I am so fine with that

@fbueckert well I know nothing about dance. I just watch him and I am like wow he can dance I think :p

4:20 AM

@spugsley The leg flick around her was impressive. Everything else was just flash.

@fbueckert that lift at the end though

@spugsley Still flash, really. Looks awesome, yeah.

user15026

@spugsley Woot, five for each of us

user15026

@fbueckert Eh, I like the flash. its pretty

@AshleyNunn me too! :)

user15026

4:27 AM

@spugsley Since I can't dance, because it requires motor skills and depth perception and not being a klutz, and I can't afford lessons to help me not be those things, or to like..compensate for them I will just drool over this

@AshleyNunn lol it's like you've read my mind. This is exactly how I feel

That movie was moderately disappointing...

user15026

@Fluttershy which>

user15026

@spugsley highfive

@AshleyNunn Oz the Great & Powerful.

4:29 AM

@Fluttershy then watch the Tango above and drool with us

user15026

@spugsley This is best plan

@spugsley I am not a fan of dancing. <_<

@Fluttershy watch the guy though. You don't have to like dancing >.>

user15026

@Fluttershy I want to see it, but I love the original and the Wicked musical, and I ma not sure how that all fits in

user15026

like I am scared it will ruin stuff I like I guess

4:31 AM

@AshleyNunn I can't say. I've only ever seen The Wizard of Oz and this, so I'm not as invested in it. But I'm convinced that Sam Raimi just can't direct anymore. Especially not when James Franco is involved.

user15026

@Fluttershy :( :( :(

@spugsley Not my type!

@Fluttershy :p

not mine either but he can teach me to dance >.>

@AshleyNunn Like... I like Sam Raimi. Loved Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, and the first two Spider-man movies. And I like James Franco. He was excellent in 127 Hours. But the two together just... aren't good.

@spugsley Is that a euphemism?

user15026

@spugsley me too me too

4:33 AM

@Fluttershy :o

user15026

@Fluttershy giggles He can teach me more of that, too, if he likes

@AshleyNunn :oooooooooooo

user15026

@spugsley :D

And with that, I sleep. G'night, Bridge!

user15026

@Fluttershy sleep well!

user15026

4:41 AM

OMG TOMORROW IS NEW EREADER DAAAAAAY

user15026

is excited to get back to reading Palimpsest

YAY!!!

user15026

I just have to figure out where to go to get it and then redownload all the things (and ask theBoy nicely for access to his server to get all the stuff I lost that he gave me)

user15026

but OMG SO MUCH EXCITE

Krazer

5:48 AM

To all you Americans:

2

Ullallulloo

@Krazer o7

Let's hope Steam partakes in our glorious American capitalism.

 o7
/|
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Q: How do I kill the crab boss?

6:05 AM

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In the Beach world, the end boss is at least one (I think three, though, if the cutscene is any indication) crab. I have no idea how to fight it! No matter what I do, it seems to hurt me, and I am losing red balloons like a toddler at the county fair. How do I kill this boss?

3ds dk-country-returns

7:23 AM

morning people

7:33 AM

@Blem hi

Krazer

@Blem hello

Q: After beating the final boss, can I return to the original castle?

8:06 AM

0

I've defeated the final boss in a very cheesy way (Babarian Tank with a lot of Damage Return). Now I have a hard time even getting some money in the castle of New Game Plus - is there some way to return to the old "easy" castle ?

rogue-legacy

Q: How can I skip the tutorial?

8:45 AM

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I am trying out the Rogue Legacy demo. I do understand that the objective is to have succeeding generations to slowly build up strength - but when my initial character dies a miserable death in penury, I just want to restart the game. Using the Delete Save option in the menu, the new character a...

rogue-legacy

0

Q: How should I allocate terraforming and infrastructure in sword of the stars?

When I found a colony in sword of the stars, I'm presented with two sliders: one for terraforming, and one for infrastructure. I can allocate different amounts of industrial output to each of them, and the total amount of infrastructure/terraforming I can do increases from turn to turn. How shoul...

sword-of-the-stars

Q: What are the advantages of Hydra flame thrower vs the Neptune heavy machine?

9:24 AM

attempted to save this question, anyone got some input?

-2

I am playing Templar Assault RPG on my Android, and I use either the the Hydra or the Neptune, but the squad of 4 is too small to use both. What are the pros and cons of each? and when should I choose one over the other?

templar-assault-rpg

Q: How to change account in Steam-version of AirMech?

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Q: BO2 "Fresh Start"

Does using "fresh start" in BO2 affect your "league best" or league play in general? Because, I observed, that people reset their stats and their "league best" would still be the same.

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

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Few years ago, I created AirMech account on it Chrome app using Google oAuth. I played it for a while making a nice progress in it. Yesterday, I downloaded AirMech beta from Steam and hit Create Account by mistake instead of Login (I did forget about my old account). I was just asked for usernam...

steam airmech

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Q: How to move cars from one shard to another?

In one shard, I have lots of customized high-end cars. I want to move some of them to another shard to be on top. How to do this?

need-for-speed-world

randomly rubs up against @GrumpyLazers

Templar Assault == Space Hulk without Astartes?

@spyder haven't tried it, but based on the screenshots on Google play i would say it looks like it

9:52 AM

@Blem I wish the people who VTC'd had taken the 10 seconds to edit that like you did.

When people come to this site to ask what the "best" weapon is, it's kind of implied that they're asking for your experience with the game and in what situations each is best (or if one is just always worse). Not "Hey, guys, vote and tell me which one you think has the prettiest explosions"

FEichinger

@Sterno "Do you like the Hydra flame thrower or the Neptune heavy machine gun better?" is literally asking for opinion. Just because it can be edited doesn't mean it has to be. And, quite frankly, when someone doesn't read /about when they get prompted three times to do so, it's reasonable to expect the asker to fix it themselves if they do want an answer.

> Not all questions work well in our format. Avoid questions that are primarily opinion-based, or that are likely to generate discussion rather than answers.

^-- Straight from /about.

I disagree with almost everything you just said.

2

it is on the about page though

I just wish we'd focus more on helping people than on closing their stuff and telling them to figure it out themselves.

Q: level 12: how to get rid of bugs s and i?

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I managed to "tame" them be pressing s and i, but I can't get rid of them. And that way, they are blocking deletion and further progress... Can you give me a hint?

vim-adventures

10:03 AM

I agree

but that's the opinion that I've always held and it isn't a very popular one

Asking for opinion by itself isn't a problem. Just about every strategy question on here is based on opinion. But it's backed by specific expertise, which this question can be as well. Yes, the original form was ugly, but it took a really minor edit to fix, and all we have to assume is that the asker is not asking the dumbest thing possible

no point in preaching to me

I've already agreed with you

what more do you want from me

WHAT?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

...

randomly avoids rubbing against @Kalina

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randomly sets fire to @Sterno

10:16 AM

@Sterno You and I were made for each other

@Yawus hi!

Loadable games!

Ids

Well that is odd, it seems my linked accounts stopped being linked.

Anybody else got that problem?

stackoverflow.com/users/644998/ids and gaming.stackexchange.com/users/27963/ids used to mention each other in accounts. Now not anymore.

FEichinger

@Sterno It's up to the asker to fix because the site tells them repeatedly what it is they did wrong. They are the type of user that keeps asking like that and gets their answers because other people fix their questions for them.

11:04 AM

@fredley Infinite coin multiplier! but negative amount of coins :/

@Blem Tell me what you did...

Hit the top "Buy Coin Multiplier" then i can keep clicking on the other one

@Blem I say

FEichinger

Oooh, I got one of those Mystery cards, too.

@Blem Think it's fixed