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13:08
ERROR: Exception in Thread Work: NotEnoughWillPowerException
Reverting to Thread Procrastinate...\
@Pavel -> set WillPower 99999999999
WillPower set to 99999999999
@Pavel -> sudo work
Work continues....
$>cat And the hardest working person is: {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers}}}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek And the hardest working person is: Janicek,
Self motivating with bots....
@hoh -> motivate PavelJanicek work
Preference parameters missing
13:14
I just had really stupid idea when reading that. So...
@hoh -> motivate PavelJanicek work heterosexual
There are other people reading the chat you know...
anyone can read it as a matter of fact
I know, but when I have REALLY stupid idea, it has to go out
come on, I used only "heterosexual". Wo can get offended by that?
people would get offended by the bot response ;-)
$>cat People offended by Pavel: {{randomint 0 7000000000}}
user153821
13:26
@PavelJanicek People offended by Pavel: 6825395583
Very close to the entire human population
I should not be surprised if I use 7 billion as max
$>cat People offended by Pavel: {{randomint 0 infinity}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan People offended by Pavel: Invalid arguments.
13:30
$>cat People who actually care: {{xkcdrandomnumber}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek People who actually care: Command not found. Did you mean: xkcdrandomnumber?
user153821
@PavelJanicek People who actually care: 4 // Chosen by fair dice roll. Guaranteed to be random.
$>help ping
user153821
@PavelJanicek Pings a list of users for you. Syntax: $>ping user [...]
13:39
$>ping PavelJanicek
user153821
@PavelJanicek @PavelJanicek
$>ping KarmaBot
user153821
@Hohmannfan @KarmaBot
$>ping Hohmannfan
user153821
@PavelJanicek @Hohmannfan
13:40
I thought this was disabled...
$>cat {{$>cat {{$>cat hello}}}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan Command not found. Did you mean: cat?
I just had to test it
$>cat {{exec cat hello}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Command not found. Did you mean: help?
user153821
13:42
@PavelJanicek hello
$>cat {{exec cat hello}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan Command not found. Did you mean: cat?
Is it a way to let it call itself?
I feel you have to use exec for that
$>help exec
user153821
13:44
@bilbo_pingouin Executes the text supplied to it as if it were a command. Syntax: $>exec command
$>exec cat hello
user153821
@bilbo_pingouin hello
$>cat {{exec {{randomchoice {{listcommands}}}}}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Command not found. Did you mean: help?
13:45
$>exec cat {{$> hello}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan Command not found. Did you mean: cat?
$>exec cat {{\$> hello}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan Command not found. Did you mean: cat?
$>cat Meow
user153821
@PavelJanicek Meow
13:48
$>dog Bark
user153821
@Hohmannfan Command not found.
@hoh -> how does the dog go?
wof,wof,wof?
good boy
And how does it go in Sami?
In Czech, dog goes "haf haf"
voff voff perhaps, not sure
Maam bienjie jeahta? Dihte "voff, voff" jeahta.
Sounds about right
13:55
Thank you
@Pavel -> Work status
95% done
cool
$>utc
user153821
@PavelJanicek Fri Feb 12 13:57:20 2016
How do we set tags for this room?
@hoh -> what does the fox say?
loading...
Not found in database
Heh. OK, what tags?
14:07
@ArtOfCode Is it owner only?
@Hohmannfan Only owners can set them, yeah.
Which reminds me, I should make some of you lot owners.
@hoh @pavel ^
Thank you, I guess? :)
Now y'all can edit things if you feel like it :)
14:10
room topic changed to Worldbuilding's Robots: A room for Worldbuilders to play around with bots without annoying anyone. [bots] [czech-republic] [pseudo-bots]
lol
I love the second tag :D
Ask me anything about Czech Republic and I will answer :D
user153821
@Hohmannfan hello
@KarmaBot and me? You do not greet me? :D
$>cat Hello, Pavel. Sorry
user153821
@PavelJanicek Hello, Pavel. Sorry
@ArtOfCode While you are here, are there any ways of making the KarmaBot call itself? I tried something like "$>exec cat {{$> hello}}"
14:14
@KarmaBot Better. Apology accepted
$>listcommands
user153821
@PavelJanicek alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals
$>help read
user153821
@PavelJanicek Reads a post to you. Syntax: $>read [ message_id ] ...
$>help cat
user153821
@Hohmannfan Repeats what you said back at you. Syntax: $>cat something
14:16
$>cat $>cat hello
user153821
@Hohmannfan $>cat hello
$>read 27526813
user153821
@PavelJanicek $>help cat
Is it a way to make it read stuff without pinging?
$>exec read 27526813
user153821
14:18
@PavelJanicek Command not found. Did you mean: help?
user153821
@PavelJanicek $>help cat
I would like an echo feature
hmm, too risky
you could execute something where you have no rights but bot has
That's true
14:21
Trivial, make echo privileged
but that loses any goods of having echo in first place
True enough. How are you envisioning this would work?
privs on the bot aren't the same as on the chat. For example, I have no right on the chat, but through the bot I could do something. Or you assume that people with privs on the bot are responsible enough?
@bilbo_pingouin Good point
If you want good example of people who get priviledges and often behave stupid, just look at me :D
14:44
$>cat You should vote for {{randomchoice HDE226868, Tim B, Monica Cellio, bowlturner, Serban Tanasa, Michael Kjörling, ArtOfCode, James, Monty Wild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Command not found.
user153821
@PavelJanicek You should vote for B,
aaah, spaces
$>cat You should vote for {{randomchoice HDE226868, TimB, MonicaCellio, bowlturner, SerbanTanasa, MichaelKjörling, ArtOfCode, James, MontyWild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek You should vote for TimB,
If you say so...
14:46
that's interesting that it went twice for the same spot ;-)
$>cat You should vote for {{randomchoice HDE226868, TimB, MonicaCellio, bowlturner, SerbanTanasa, MichaelKjörling, ArtOfCode, James, MontyWild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan You should vote for bilbo_pingouin
$>cat And you should give your second vote to {{randomchoice HDE226868, TimB, MonicaCellio, bowlturner, SerbanTanasa, MichaelKjörling, ArtOfCode, James, MontyWild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek And you should give your second vote to ArtOfCode,
$>cat And you should give your second vote to {{randomchoice HDE226868, TimB, MonicaCellio, bowlturner, SerbanTanasa, MichaelKjörling, ArtOfCode, James, MontyWild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
14:46
@Hohmannfan And you should give your second vote to MonicaCellio,
$>cat And the third place goes to: {{randomchoice HDE226868, TimB, MonicaCellio, bowlturner, SerbanTanasa, MichaelKjörling, ArtOfCode, James, MontyWild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek And the third place goes to: bowlturner,
$>cat And the third place goes to: {{randomchoice HDE226868, TimB, MonicaCellio, bowlturner, SerbanTanasa, MichaelKjörling, ArtOfCode, James, MontyWild, bilbo_pingouin}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan And the third place goes to: James,
looks random enough to me :)
14:48
"Looks random"?
Or it does not?
@Pavel -> define "looks random"
I had one semester about randomness
basically nothing generated by computer is REALLY random
but is "random enough"
random.org has a pretty good approach
agreed
$>define random
user153821
14:51
@PavelJanicek No API key found. Contact the bot owner.
Human owned bots are so much better
$>cat Who is better? Robot or Human? To me it is {{randomchoice human, robot}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Who is better? Robot or Human? To me it is robot
Or robots pretending to be humans or humans pretending to be robots?
really?
$>cat Who is better? Robot or Human? To me it is {{randomchoice human, robot}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Who is better? Robot or Human? To me it is human,
14:54
now it is better
and I am human. Definitely human. Stop asking
@Pavel -> isHuman
FALSE
@Pavel -> set isHuman TRUE
variable set...
@Pavel -> isHuman
TRUE
git push "Fixed bugs. Now Pavel is DEFINITELY a human. Stop asking."
15:20
$>hi
user153821
@ArtOfCode Command not found.
$>cat hi {{ping artofcode}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek hi @artofcode
17:23
$>listcommands
user153821
@PavelJanicek alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals
Hang on...
@Pavel are you bot-privileged?
@ArtOfCode Not sure
@ArtOfCode How do I find out?
Try running $>module help
$>module help
user153821
17:25
@PavelJanicek You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
so I am not bot privileged
No. Okay. Now try running $>exec module help
And I like it that way :)
$>exec module help
user153821
@PavelJanicek You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
Okay. I wondered if that was a security hole for a minute, but it seems not.
17:26
$>exec givemedal ArtOfCode
user153821
@PavelJanicek You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
no security holes :)
success :)
$>showmedals
user153821
Who's Got Medals:
ArtOfCode has 1
PavelJanicek has 1
Hohmannfan has 1
17:28
@Pavel -> showmedals
There is only one medal to give. And it belongs to Pavel
$>cat Who is better? Robot or Human? To me it is {{randomchoice human, robot}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Who is better? Robot or Human? To me it is robot
@KarmaBot how expectable
hmm, bug idea?
$>xkcd 2850
user153821
@PavelJanicek xkcd.com/2850
good good
$>xkcd random
user153821
@PavelJanicek Command contains invalid characters.
17:31
I see
thats why I need the randomint
$>listcommands
user153821
@PavelJanicek alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals
$>doubleflip {{listcommands}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit for single-line messages), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.
user153821
@PavelJanicek ɐןᴉʌǝ' nʇɔ' ןᴉsʇɔoɯɯɐups' ɥǝןd' ɔɐʇ' ǝxǝɔ' ɹǝɐp' ƃǝʇɔnɹɹǝuʇnsǝɹs' dᴉuƃ' ɟןᴉd' ponqןǝɟןᴉd' xʞɔpɹɐupoɯunɯqǝɹ' xʞɔp' ɹɐupoɯ' ɹɐupoɯᴉuʇ' ɹɐupoɯɔɥoᴉɔǝ' sɥnɟɟןǝ' pǝʇǝɔʇןɐuƃ' ʇɹɐusןɐʇǝ' ʇɹɐusןɐʇᴉouɔɥɐᴉu' *ʇɹɐusןɐʇᴉousʍᴉʇɔɥ' *sʇod' *pᴉsɐqןǝ' *ǝuɐqןǝ' *qɐu' *nuqɐu' +pǝןǝʇǝ' *ɯopnןǝ' pǝɟᴉuǝ' ƃᴉʌǝdoᴉuʇs' +ɐpɯᴉudoᴉuʇs' ƃǝʇdoᴉuʇs' sʇɐɹ' dᴉu' nusʇɐɹ' nudᴉu' +ƃᴉʌǝɯǝpɐן' sɥoʍɯǝpɐןs ︵ヽ('益')ノ︵ sןɐpǝɯʍoɥs 'ןɐpǝɯǝʌᴉƃ+ 'uᴉdun 'ɹɐʇsun 'uᴉd 'ɹɐʇs 'sʇuᴉodʇǝƃ 'sʇuᴉoduᴉɯpɐ+ 'sʇuᴉodǝʌᴉƃ 'ǝuᴉɟǝp 'ǝןnpoɯ 'ǝʇǝן
$>shuffle {{listcommands}}
user153821
17:34
@PavelJanicek *ban, random, utc, ping, shuffle, xkcdrandomnumber, *unban, *disable, *stop, exec, *module, doubleflip, showmedals cat, *enable, givepoints, alive, pin, getpoints, translate, define, getcurrentusers, flip, randomchoice, +delete, star, detectlang, unpin, *translationswitch, help, read, +givemedal, unstar, randomint, +adminpoints, listcommands, *translationchain, xkcd,
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Somebody thinks it is good.. not necessarily in American taste.
lol
$>shuffle {{read {{randomint 1 27532096}}}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek brain The is mysterious...
17:36
OK, that's good.
$>shuffle {{read {{randomint 1 27532096}}}}
user153821
@ArtOfCode nos está Essa dicionários. "aberração"
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan You have to use keys if you want to push with GitExtensions to bitbucket
I agree totally.
I'm thinking we could use this in place of the fortunes thing...
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@ArtOfCode actually we do
17:37
Ya
@KarmaBot no we don't
what is going on?
That sounds like great idea
I'm proposing it, we don't do it right now.
@Hohmannfan It's picking a random chat message, from anywhere on the network, and reading it to us.
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
17:38
@ArtOfCode then reword the question so it is, "What is the best practice a designer can take to send a vector file to another designer?" That would be on-topic.
user153821
@PavelJanicek Link, man.
This is quite amusing actually.
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
That is funny
user153821
17:38
@Hohmannfan Yeah, I remember that I tried to remember basic words in German (to survive a couple of weeks), but I've already forgotten almost all of them.
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@ArtOfCode Hmm.
@KarmaBot don't you Hmm me.
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@ArtOfCode Don't remember that I've seen that page before. It was something that one has to install locally. I only know that I failed on installing :D
Only thing I vote for: Do not let the fortune cookie to ping anyone
17:39
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@ArtOfCode roughly
because you theoretically can run into reply
remove any "@"
@PavelJanicek we can do that
@Hohmannfan exactly
17:40
Nah, remove any @ that comes directly before a word.
$>read {{randomint 1 27532246}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek A couple of years before I started my degree at Cambridge, a couple of postdocs were caught making LSD at the chemistry labs :-)
user153821
:D makes it nice and clear who's suing who!
$>read {{randomint 1 27532061}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan depends on what mood i'm in.
17:41
Which means she is not in the mood
and for more surreal you can try this
is 27532061 the total amount of chat messages at SE?
$>shuffle {{read {{randomint 1 27532297}}}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek tried online service? the Have streaming you BBC
$>read {{randomint 0 0}}
@Hohmannfan Guessed that
user153821
17:43
@Hohmannfan 0: message not found.
$>read 1
user153821
@PavelJanicek All feedback welcome!
user153821
@Hohmannfan All feedback welcome!
user153821
@Hohmannfan 2: message not found.
$>read 2
user153821
17:43
@Hohmannfan 2: message not found.
$>read 3
user153821
@Hohmannfan Welcome to chat.stackexchange.com
$>read 4
user153821
@PavelJanicek This is a general discussion room, but please feel free to create more subject-specific rooms (a single room with <i>every possible discussion</i> isn&#39;t very helpful)
$>read 5
user153821
17:44
@Hohmannfan For playing with chat features:
Okay, I'm restarting to bring the new command in.
user153821
Bot terminated.
27532292 to go
it will be loong night
user153821
Bot started.
17:45
$>say
user153821
@ArtOfCode ....................
user153821
@PavelJanicek k im getting installed ill be on axon
@KarmaBot K, let me know when you are installed
$>help say
user153821
@PavelJanicek Says something to you. Picked at random from the chat network.
17:48
$>say
user153821
@PavelJanicek 22 zeros a lot of zeros
Thats a lot of zeros indeed
user153821
@Hohmannfan Oh, looks like he deleted it
How could he?
17:49
This is good :)
$>say
user153821
@ArtOfCode I don't know how othello works
this is fun
Nor me, actually.
Did not read it
Shame on me
17:49
$>say
user153821
@Hohmannfan Famous last words.
user153821
@PavelJanicek Just put an invisible text box in the confirmation panel. You have to type in the secret phrase for it to actually return true. Otherwise it always cancels out
That are famous last words indeed :)
Famous last words: Just put an invisible text box in the confirmation panel. You have to type in the secret phrase for it to actually return true. Otherwise it always cancels out
$>say
user153821
17:50
@ArtOfCode Oh, well.
exactly
@ArtOfCode Are you updating the number of messages or is it mine guesstimate?
@PavelJanicek It's the guesstimate, but that does give us 27 million possible options.
Which is fair enough
It will take us like two weeks to exploit all messages :D
$>say
user153821
@ArtOfCode 16072206: message not found.
17:52
It has flaws
We'll occasionally get a deleted one like that, but hey.
but I would call it good enough
Just do it again
$>say
user153821
@ArtOfCode Ah okay, I think I understand. In Holland, you can be sentenced to, say, 1 year onvoorwaardelijke gevangenissstraf ("unconditional prison punishment"), plus one year voorwaardelijk ("conditional", upon terms prescribed by the court). So voorwaardelijk is like probation. If you have served 2/3 of your onvoorwaardelijke straf, you will normally be let out if you behaved well, but you can probably be sent back if you misbehave (how exactly?) during that time.
Nice education on the Dutch prison system there. Thanks, @Karma.
17:53
$>read {{randomint 37532060 37532061}}
Hey @bilbo_pingouin - that fortunes thing you were talking about? Done.
user153821
@Hohmannfan 37532060: message not found.
The guestimate is good
$>read {{randomint 27532060 27532061}}
user153821
@Hohmannfan *ban, random, utc, ping, shuffle, xkcdrandomnumber, *unban, *disable, *stop, exec, *module, doubleflip, showmedals cat, *enable, givepoints, alive, pin, getpoints, translate, define, getcurrentusers, flip, randomchoice, +delete, star, detectlang, unpin, *translationswitch, help, read, +givemedal, unstar, randomint, +adminpoints, listcommands, *translationchain, xkcd,
Currently at 27532722 messages all time.
About 0.5 messages per second being added.
17:55
$>say
user153821
@Hohmannfan Hooray - The site has been responsive so I hope all the traffic is beneficial and people are finding the place useful :-)
$>cat Daily horoscope for {{randomchoice aquarius pisces aries taurus gemini cancer leo virgo libra scorpio sagittarius capricorn}} : {{exec say}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Daily horoscope for sagittarius : Well that's true :P But then I guess that's just like most questions
$>cat Daily horoscope for {{randomchoice aquarius pisces aries taurus gemini cancer leo virgo libra scorpio sagittarius capricorn}} : {{exec say}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Daily horoscope for capricorn : アニメと、映画もあるよね
17:58
Chinese fortune cookie at its best
$>cat Confucius says: {{exec say}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek Confucius says: it doesn't give a power ranking for rand?
$>cat And as it is written in the Bible: {{exec say}}
user153821
@PavelJanicek And as it is written in the Bible: I only used new/delete with objects

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