Worldbuilding's Robots

bilbo_pingouin

06:51

@ArtOfCode yes I do... I'll show myself around :)

ArtOfCode

08:00

$>alive

user153821

@ArtOfCode Yes, I'm alive.

overactor

08:15

@ArtOfCode my mum is visiting, so I won't be around much this weekend.

Hohmannfan

08:49

What happens if I post two commands before it responds?

$>alive

user153821

@Hohmannfan Yes, I'm alive.

Hohmannfan

Not possible in chat :(

bilbo_pingouin

I think it answers one after the other...

Hohmannfan

It is some kind of 1s delay before I am allowed to post a new message. Not enough time

Also, if I post the exact same message it overrides it.

bilbo_pingouin

really?

$>alive

user153821

08:52

@bilbo_pingouin Yes, I'm alive.

Hohmannfan

"you can perform this action in 1s. retry/etc."

bilbo_pingouin

ah indeed... I have to wait 1s... well that's probably built in not to crash the chat...

Hohmannfan

Try to post the exact same message two times in a row.

bilbo_pingouin

I did ;-)

maybe with an edit...

$>alive

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Yes, I'm alive.

user153821

08:53

:27521572 Yes, I'm alive.

bilbo_pingouin

ah!

Hohmannfan

It overrides it even if you wait out the delay

Oh you did it!

bilbo_pingouin

well the bot got it twice, and I edited and submitted within less than 1s

Hohmannfan

Spamming loophole detected! (kinda not...)

bilbo_pingouin

well not really, because the bot does wait... and the edit has some built-in limitations as well

@ArtOfCode, on c9, if I do some configuration on how the workspace looks like... does that affect you as well, or just me?

ArtOfCode

08:59

@bilbo_pingouin Just you, I think.

bilbo_pingouin

I changed some settings... do you see any difference?

ArtOfCode

Nope. It's just you

bilbo_pingouin

good :)

But then do you see all what I'm doing on terminal? Or just in some terminals?

Pavel Janicek

09:47

$>alive

user153821

@PavelJanicek Yes, I'm alive.

Pavel Janicek

cool

$>listcommands

user153821

@PavelJanicek alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals

Pavel Janicek

$>xkcd 1524

user153821

@PavelJanicek Command contains invalid characters.

user153821

09:49

I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions.

bilbo_pingouin

$>xkcdrandomnumber

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin 4 // Chosen by fair dice roll. Guaranteed to be random.

bilbo_pingouin

$>xkcd {{randomint 1 1600}}

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Command contains invalid characters.

user153821

Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.

bilbo_pingouin

09:55

$>help random

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Returns a random floating-point number. Syntax: $>random

bilbo_pingouin

$>cat {{random}}

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Command not found. Did you mean: flip?

user153821

:27522111 Command not found. Did you mean: flip?

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Command not found. Did you mean: cat?

user153821

09:57

@bilbo_pingouin 0.982503374270545

Hohmannfan

@hoh ->cat flip

bilbo_pingouin

@hoh -> who are you?

it shied away...

Hohmannfan

A manual bot operated by an organic entity

bilbo_pingouin

I see... :)

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> Stop taking over the world, please

(I completely forgot to try to stop it)

Hohmannfan

10:01

affirmative

Pavel Janicek

uffff

@hoh -> cat {{causalities {{time {{takingtheworld}}}}}}

bilbo_pingouin

on the other hand, 24 hours passed and we haven't seen anything... I'd be curious what was the strategy of the bot to take over the world...

Hohmannfan

345

Pavel Janicek

Who cares about New Zealand anyway

Hohmannfan

Status: execution of command stopped after 2.3% completion

Pavel Janicek

10:03

$>givemedal Hohmannfan

user153821

@PavelJanicek You don't have the privilege to execute this command.

Pavel Janicek

meh

bilbo_pingouin

$>showmedals

user153821

Who's Got Medals:
ArtOfCode has 1
Hohmannfan has 1

bilbo_pingouin

he already got one :)

Pavel Janicek

10:04

my medals are gone

@hoh -> cry

bilbo_pingouin

$>getpoints 10

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin 200

Hohmannfan

😢

bilbo_pingouin

$>givepoints PavelJanicek 100

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Changed points for PavelJanicek by 100. New total: 300

Pavel Janicek

10:05

yaay

Can I give medals to myself? :)

bilbo_pingouin

no only privilege users can give some

the points I think all can play with

Pavel Janicek

I see

$>help getpoints

user153821

@PavelJanicek Tells you how many points someone has. Syntax: getpoints or getpoints <user>

Pavel Janicek

$>listcommands

user153821

@PavelJanicek alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals

bilbo_pingouin

10:06

$>givemedal PavelJanicek

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin Given PavelJanicek a genius medal. Total: 1

bilbo_pingouin

there you are :)

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> Celebrate

Hohmannfan

celebrating started. A cup of tea WITH milk

Pavel Janicek

$>help adminpoints

user153821

10:07

@PavelJanicek Administrates points - like givepoints but without transfer or restriction.

Pavel Janicek

@Hohmannfan how very brittish of you

bilbo_pingouin

the commands that have a * before are for owner only (aka ArtOfCode)

Hohmannfan

analyzing...

3%

bilbo_pingouin

the comamnds that are preceded by a + are for priviledged users

Pavel Janicek

@bilbo_pingouin and the plus? I see. Thank you. I just enjoy editing my posts

bilbo_pingouin

10:08

see above :)

and I got pinged each time ;)

Pavel Janicek

ok, I will stop that

@hoh -> givemoney PavelJanicek

bilbo_pingouin

it's alright, I have a head set... but it does not fit well with the music I'm listenning to... ;)

Hohmannfan

account number required

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> changemusic house

Hohmannfan

Soundtrack changed to "spinning wheel" by blood, sweat and tears

Pavel Janicek

10:12

@bilbo_pingouin I make Hoh bot to change music for you. Any better? :)

bilbo_pingouin

I think the bot was equally efficient to take over the world ;)

But there were a few flaws in your command. Specifically when and where.

On the other hand, I'd rather keep on with my music than getting some house music right now...

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> forceuser bilbo_pinguin changemusic house

Hohmannfan

ERROR in "bilbo_pinguin", expected "bilbo_pingouin"

Pavel Janicek

meh

@hoh -> forceuser bilbo_pingouin changemusic house

Hohmannfan

Location of "bilbo_pingouin" not specified, searching the world...

Pavel Janicek

10:17

ha1

bilbo_pingouin

hiding below his desk

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> specfylocation bilbo_pingouin Munich, below his desk

Hohmannfan

estimated time to reach the location: 3 days

bilbo_pingouin

takes out his headset

ah!

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> teleport Munich

Hohmannfan

10:20

teleportation fee exceeds localAccount.amountOfMoney

Alternative solution found. Munich teleported

Pavel Janicek

:D

@hoh -> Where Munich

or, I have better idea

Hohmannfan

Munich.location recently pointed to null

bilbo_pingouin

looks through the window and see a huge mass flying off

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> set localAccount.amountOfMoney 9999999999999

Hohmannfan

localAccount.amountOfMoney set to 9999999999999

Pavel Janicek

10:22

ooops, I managed to almost take the world

and teleport munich to Null

@hoh -> teleport Munich

Hohmannfan

teleportation fee exceeds localAccount.amountOfMoney

Munich not found

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> setlocation Munich (48°08′14″ N, 11°34′31″ E)

Hohmannfan

location for Munich set. Object not yet defined

Pavel Janicek

Meh

@hoh -> man Munich

Hohmannfan

Munich now populated by default version of man

Population that survived after Munich injection: 46%

43%

41%

Pavel Janicek

10:29

@hoh -> isalive bilbo_pingouin

Hohmannfan

TRUE

Pavel Janicek

cool

@hoh -> stop injection

Hohmannfan

stable condition reached: 39%

bilbo_pingouin

hey, but I know other people in Munich... :@

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> revert changes

Hohmannfan

10:30

timespan?

Pavel Janicek

hmmm

@hoh -> revert changes 09:00 UTC

Hohmannfan

scope?

Pavel Janicek

aaah

@hoh -> revert changes 09:00 UTC UNIVERSE

Hohmannfan

loading cached universe...

Pavel Janicek

oooh, whats happening_

OMG

THE TIME GOES BACKWARDS

$>flip THE TIME GOES BACKWARDS

user153821

10:32

@PavelJanicek (ง⇀□⇀)ง︵S◖ᴚ∀M⋊Ɔ∀ᗺ SƎO⅁ ƎWI⊥ ƎH⊥

Pavel Janicek

$>doubleflip THE TIME GOES BACKWARDS

user153821

@PavelJanicek ⊥HƎ ⊥IWƎ ⅁OƎS ᗺ∀Ɔ⋊M∀ᴚ◖S ︵ヽ('□•)ﾉ︵ S◖ᴚ∀M⋊Ɔ∀ᗺ SƎO⅁ ƎWI⊥ ƎH⊥

Hohmannfan

failed to load cached universe, overflow at 3.4E+038. Upgrade to 256 bit universe required

Pavel Janicek

:D

@hoh -> cook me lunch

Hohmannfan

missing parameters

Pavel Janicek

10:34

@hoh -> cook me lunch thai

seems I will have to install my own bot for that...

@Pavel -> install

installing manual bot "Pavel"

Hohmannfan

"thai lunch" requires privileged access. try "-> priv" for a list of privileged commands

Pavel Janicek

........ 50 percent done .......

..... Pavel bot installed

@Pavel -> cook me lunch

missing parameters

Damn!

@Pavel -> cook me lunch Czech

Coooking lunch....\

BOT FAILED

Hohmannfan

@pavel -> cat {{@hoh -> cat @pavel-> cat {{"hello"}}}}

Pavel Janicek

meh

seems I will have to cook it myself

see you

Pavel Janicek

11:42

@Pavel -> Status

Pavel is well fed and alive

$>listcommands

user153821

@PavelJanicek alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals

Pavel Janicek

$>define friendship

user153821

@PavelJanicek No API key found. Contact the bot owner.

bilbo_pingouin

AoC was warking on getting the API key...

Pavel Janicek

sad, sad

Hohmannfan

11:44

@pavel -> echo {{@hoh -> echo @pavel-> echo {{"hello"}}}}

Pavel Janicek

I believe it will be the same with translate

Unrecognized command ecco. Did you mean "echo"?

Hohmannfan

@Pavel -> yes

bilbo_pingouin

@PavelJanicek yes. I suppose now that I have access to the back-side of Karma, I could help him... but not before the week end

Pavel Janicek

@hoh ->echo @pavel->"hello"

Hohmannfan

@pavel-> echo {{"hello"}}

Pavel Janicek

11:46

Unrecognized command ecco. Did you mean "echo"?

hello

@hoh -> join the light side of force

Hohmannfan

joined

Pavel Janicek

@hoh -> use the force

Hohmannfan

Used the force for default purpose

Pavel Janicek

@bilbo_pingouin once this is done, I am so going to spam it here with translations :)

bilbo_pingouin

and we will be writing... where's Pavel? Well, he is lost... in translation.

Pavel Janicek

11:49

:D :D :D :D :D

@Pavel -> translate en fr hello

Bojour

@hoh -> translate en ca hello

bilbo_pingouin

you should revise your bot, it makes spelling mistakes ;)

Pavel Janicek

It is early alpha

bilbo_pingouin

fair enough

Hohmannfan

real hohmann here: What is "en ca"?

I have to implement it in the bot

Pavel Janicek

Especially with French - that is highly experimentational feature

EN should be English and CA I hope is Chinese

Its some ISO code for language

For instance Czech has "CS"

Hohmannfan

11:53

"counter strike"?

bilbo_pingouin

CA is often Canada... so I supposed you were asking Canadian French...

Pavel Janicek

hmmm

@Pavel -> wiki "Chinese language ISO code"

ISO 639-1 zh

so it should be like this

Hohmannfan

您好

bilbo_pingouin

List of ISO 639-1 codes

ISO 639 is a standardized nomenclature used to classify all known languages. Each language is assigned a two-letter (639-1) and three-letter (639-2 and 639-3), lowercase abbreviation, amended in later versions of the nomenclature. The system is highly useful for linguists and ethnographers to categorize the languages spoken on a regional basis, and to compute analysis in the field of lexicostatistics. ISO 639 has five code lists. == Partial ISO 639 table == This table lists all of: ISO 639-1: two-letter codes, one per language or ISO 639 macrolanguage And some of: ISO 639-2/T: three-letter codes...

Pavel Janicek

I believe that the ISO code for Czech language remained from time we used to be CzechoSlovakia which also had code CS for republic

Hohmannfan

11:57

In Norwegian it is spelled "Tsjekkia"

Pavel Janicek

wow

@hoh -> default language

Hohmannfan

Norwegian, Southern Sami

bilbo_pingouin

sami?

Pavel Janicek

I remember: Its one of the dialects

I did read some your answer regarding forcing a language on a country

Hohmannfan

@Pavel -> default language

Pavel Janicek

11:59

CS, Czech

bilbo_pingouin

on the main chat, there's also MikeL who leaves in Czech Rep. I somehow seem to remember that he does not come from there... but I could perfectly be mistaken

Hohmannfan

It is not a dialect really, Norwegian is Indo-European, Sami is Ural-Altaic

bilbo_pingouin

So Sami is "close" to Finnish?

Hohmannfan

@bilbo_pingouin yes

Pavel Janicek

You find czech people everywhere

bilbo_pingouin

12:03

I've worked with a few of them... but in my current company, I don't think there are any...

Hohmannfan

but mostly in the Czech republic. (Had the person who invented that spelling drunk to much beer?)

Pavel Janicek

Well, seems like that part of Czech nationality is to be bit drunk

and to be honest, I am so glad for UTF-8 encoding. In early computer era it was nightmare to encode Czech language properly

Hohmannfan

Ｗhɑｔ ժО ｙＯU ⅿēＡɴ?

Pavel Janicek

:D

I mean this>

Příliš žluťoučký kůň úpěl ďábelské ódy

Hohmannfan

оһ! Ν0Ꮃ ｉＵɴďЕԻ𐒖ΤɑɴＤ WНåｔ　ʏοＵｍĘåＮ

Pavel Janicek

12:07

Not really meaningful example, but the above is full czech

only symbol missing is the a with round on the top

Hohmannfan

What is missing? I think it renders fine for me

Definitely a language invented by drunk people

bilbo_pingouin

a with a round on a top exists in Swedish (and I guess Norwegian), so it probably exists in UTC...

Pavel Janicek

It does, but it is not a set of Czech language

Hohmannfan

å?

bilbo_pingouin

if I had a linux machine now, I could easily type it, but windows handling of layouts could be improved...

Hohmannfan

12:10

rigth shift+ctrl+u+hex code. It is so easy on linux

Pavel Janicek

In other meaning, someone got so drunk, that while inventing czech writing, they left out the å

left alt + hex code in windows

bilbo_pingouin

ah? do you have éàèùüïâôî...?

Pavel Janicek

ok, we missed more :)

Hohmannfan

We just have æøå as special letters in Norwegian

bilbo_pingouin

@PavelJanicek yeah, much easier Alt-0223 for ß instead of Alt-Gr-b (or s)

Pavel Janicek

12:12

Having czech layout, I got used to it

bilbo_pingouin

we also have oe put together, but it tends to disappear

Pavel Janicek

because czech keyboard layout misses button for @

and for \

which was needed to type in MS DOS

Hohmannfan

\

Pavel Janicek

and the @ symbol is obvious

bilbo_pingouin

really? Quite fun to be around the web... to use LaTeX...

Pavel Janicek

12:14

most of forms to fill in e-mail have actually rhe @ symbol prefilled in form

Hohmannfan

\frac{TeX}{fan!}

bilbo_pingouin

@Hohmannfan, you know you can use ChatJax to render latex equations in chat..?

Hohmannfan

is it like $$?

$\frac{TeX}{fan!}$

Pavel Janicek

@Pavel -> Start czech propaganda

buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/…

bilbo_pingouin

@Hohmannfan math.ucla.edu/~robjohn/math/mathjax.html

I see your equation alright... but you need to activate it

so you're the inverse of a fan?

Hohmannfan

12:18

@bilbo_pingouin I found it first. Works fine:)

$\frac{TeX}{fan} \cdot Hohmannfan = HohmannTeX$

Pavel Janicek

Do I have to activate something in order to see LaTex here?

bilbo_pingouin

@PavelJanicek yes, see my link above

Pavel Janicek

yay

Hohmannfan

Pavel Janicek

Already managed to do that

Thanks

Now to learn LaTex

I will put it on place 45 in my ToDos

right below "Learn Norwegian"

$e^{i\pi}+1=0$

bilbo_pingouin

12:24

no offense meant, but I would put LaTeX higher above Norwegian :)

Pavel Janicek

right after "learn French"? :)

$$\sum_{n=0}^\infty\binom{n}{k}x^n=\frac{x^k}{(1-x)^{k+1}}\tag{1}$$

bilbo_pingouin

hm... no, much above that as well

Pavel Janicek

So, I will keep it right below "rule the world"

where as world king I will make Tex outlawed

solution by recursion

bilbo_pingouin

you see that's why you'll never get to rule the world.

Hohmannfan

@PavelJanicek Nice propaganda by the way buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/…

bilbo_pingouin

12:30

LaTeX is a necessary step on World Domination

Pavel Janicek

I see

$>xkcd 424

user153821

True story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.

Pavel Janicek

Ahh, this is what I was searching for

THIS is how I am going to rule rhe world

$>xkcd 797

user153821

dpkg: error processing package (--purge): subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit 163: OH_GOD_THEYRE_INSIDE_MY_CLOTHES

Hohmannfan

Hey! No mocking of Ubuntu, xkcd!

bilbo_pingouin

12:35

you'll notice Debian does not have a security issue ;-) on the 424

and yes, debian is another step on world domination

Hohmannfan

And Vista is good too, I use it for formatting hard drives

bilbo_pingouin

"Vista is good"... famous last words ;-)

Pavel Janicek

$>xkcd 528

user153821

Disclaimer: I have not actually tried the beta yet. I hear it's quite pleasant and hardly Hitler-y at all.

Pavel Janicek

@Pavel -> Work

Not enough permissions

@Pavel -> sudo work

OK then...

bilbo_pingouin

12:45

$>listcommands

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define, givepoints, +adminpoints, getpoints, star, pin, unstar, unpin, +givemedal, showmedals

bilbo_pingouin

$>cat we are {{getcurrentusers}}

user153821

@bilbo_pingouin we are bilbo_pingouin, KarmaBot, Pavel Janicek, Hohmannfan, AndreiROM

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